“Downthere,walkingontheroadtothevillageShewasinabluedress,andsheliftedtheveilofherbonnetandsaid:——’RamDass,givemysalaamstotheSahib,andtellhimthatIshallmeethimnextmonthatNuddea。’ThenIranaway,becauseIwasafraid。”
  WhatDumoisesaidordidIdonotknowRamDassdeclaresthathesaidnothing,butwalkedupanddowntheverandahallthecoldnight,waitingfortheMemsahibtocomeupthehillandstretchingouthisarmsintothedarklikeamadmanButnoMemsahibcame,and,nextday,hewentontoSimlacross-questioningthebearereveryhour。
  RamDasscouldonlysaythathehadmetMrsDumoiseandthatshehadliftedupherveilandgivenhimthemessagewhichhehadfaithfullyrepeatedtoDumoiseTothisstatementRamDassadhered。
  HedidnotknowwhereNuddeawas,hadnofriendsatNuddea,andwouldmostcertainlynevergotoNuddea;eventhoughhispayweredoubled。
  NuddeaisinBengal,andhasnothingwhatevertodowithadoctorservinginthePunjabItmustbemorethantwelvehundredmilesfromMeridki。
  DumoisewentthroughSimlawithouthalting,andreturnedtoMeridkitheretotakeoverchargefromthemanwhohadbeenofficiatingforhimduringhistourThereweresomeDispensaryaccountstobeexplained,andsomerecentordersoftheSurgeon-Generaltobenoted,and,altogether,thetaking-overwasafullday’sworkIntheevening,Dumoisetoldhislocumtenens,whowasanoldfriendofhisbachelordays,whathadhappenedatBagi;andthemansaidthatRamDassmightaswellhavechosenTuticorinwhilehewasaboutit。
  Atthatmomentatelegraph-peoncameinwithatelegramfromSimla,orderingDumoisenottotakeoverchargeatMeridki,buttogoatoncetoNuddeaonspecialdutyTherewasanastyoutbreakofcholeraatNuddea,andtheBengalGovernment,beingshorthanded,asusual,hadborrowedaSurgeonfromthePunjab。
  Dumoisethrewthetelegramacrossthetableandsaid:——“Well?”
  TheotherDoctorsaidnothingItwasallthathecouldsay。
  ThenherememberedthatDumoisehadpassedthroughSimlaonhiswayfromBagi;andthusmight,possibly,haveheardthefirstnewsoftheimpendingtransfer。
  Hetriedtoputthequestion,andtheimpliedsuspicionintowords,butDumoisestoppedhimwith:——“IfIhaddesiredTHAT,IshouldneverhavecomebackfromChiniIwasshootingthereIwishtolive,forIhavethingstodobutIshallnotbesorry。”
  Theothermanbowedhishead,andhelped,inthetwilight,topackupDumoise’sjustopenedtrunksRamDassenteredwiththelamps。
  “WhereistheSahibgoing?”heasked。
  “ToNuddea。”saidDumoise,softly。
  RamDassclawedDumoise’skneesandbootsandbeggedhimnottogo。
  RamDassweptandhowledtillhewasturnedoutoftheroom。
  ThenhewrappedupallhisbelongingsandcamebacktoaskforacharacterHewasnotgoingtoNuddeatoseehisSahibdie,and,perhapstodiehimself。
  SoDumoisegavethemanhiswagesandwentdowntoNuddeaalone;theotherDoctorbiddinghimgood-byeasoneundersentenceofdeath。
  Elevendayslater,hehadjoinedhisMemsahib;andtheBengalGovernmenthadtoborrowafreshDoctortocopewiththatepidemicatNuddeaThefirstimportationlaydeadinChooadangaDak-
  Bungalow。
  TOBEHELDFORREFERENCE。
  BythehoofoftheWildGoatup-tossedFromtheCliffwhereShelayintheSun,FelltheStoneTotheTarnwherethedaylightislost;
  SoShefellfromthelightoftheSun,Andalone。
  Nowthefallwasordainedfromthefirst,WiththeGoatandtheCliffandtheTarn,ButtheStoneKnowsonlyHerlifeisaccursed,AsShesinksinthedepthsoftheTarn,Andalone。
  Oh,ThouwhohasbuildedtheworldOh,ThouwhohastlightedtheSun!
  Oh,ThouwhohastdarkenedtheTarn!
  JudgeThouTheSinoftheStonethatwashurledBytheGoatfromthelightoftheSun,AsShesinksinthemireoftheTarn,Evennow——evennow——evennow!
  FromtheUnpublishedPapersofMcIntoshJellaludin。
  “Say,isitdawn,isitduskinthyBower,ThouwhomIlongfor,wholongestforme?
  Ohbeitnight——beit——“
  Herehefelloveralittlecamel-coltthatwassleepingintheSeraiwherethehorse-tradersandthebestoftheblackguardsfromCentralAsialive;and,becausehewasverydrunkindeedandthenightwasdark,hecouldnotriseagaintillIhelpedhimThatwasthebeginningofmyacquaintancewithMcIntoshJellaludinWhenaloafer,anddrunk,singsTheSongoftheBower,hemustbeworthcultivatingHegotoffthecamel’sbackandsaid,ratherthickly:——
  “I——I——I’mabitscrewed,butadipinLoggerheadwillputmerightagain;andIsay,haveyouspokentoSymondsaboutthemare’sknees?”
  NowLoggerheadwassixthousandwearymilesawayfromus,closetoMesopotamia,whereyoumustn’tfishandpoachingisimpossible,andCharleySymonds’stableahalfmilefurtheracrossthepaddocks。
  Itwasstrangetohearalltheoldnames,onaMaynight,amongthehorsesandcamelsoftheSultanCaravanseraiThenthemanseemedtorememberhimselfandsoberdownatthesametimeHeleanedagainstthecamelandpointedtoacorneroftheSeraiwherealampwasburning:——
  “Ilivethere。”saidhe,“andIshouldbeextremelyobligedifyouwouldbegoodenoughtohelpmymutinousfeetthither;forIammorethanusuallydrunk——most——mostphenomenallytightButnotinrespecttomyhead’Mybraincriesoutagainst’——howdoesitgo?
  Butmyheadridesonthe——rollsonthedung-hillIshouldhavesaid,andcontrolsthequalm。”
  Ihelpedhimthroughthegangsoftetheredhorsesandhecollapsedontheedgeoftheverandahinfrontofthelineofnativequarters。
  “Thanks——athousandthanks!OMoonandlittle,littleStars!TothinkthatamanshouldsoshamelesslyInfamousliquor,tooOvidinexiledranknoworseBetterItwasfrozenAlas!
  IhadnoiceGood-nightIwouldintroduceyoutomywifewereI
  sober——orshecivilized。”
  Anativewomancameoutofthedarknessoftheroom,andbegancallingthemannames;soIwentawayHewasthemostinterestingloaferthatIhadthepleasureofknowingforalongtime;andlateron,hebecameafriendofmineHewasatall,well-built,fairmanfearfullyshakenwithdrink,andhelookednearerfiftythanthethirty-fivewhich,hesaid,washisrealageWhenamanbeginstosinkinIndia,andisnotsentHomebyhisfriendsassoonasmaybe,hefallsverylowfromarespectablepointofviewBythetimethathechangeshiscreed,asdidMcIntosh,heispastredemption。
  Inmostbigcities,nativeswilltellyouoftwoorthreeSahibs,generallylow-caste,whohaveturnedHinduorMussulman,andwholivemoreorlessassuchButitisnotoftenthatyoucangettoknowthemAsMcIntoshhimselfusedtosay:——“IfIchangemyreligionformystomach’ssake,Idonotseektobecomeamartyrtomissionaries,noramIanxiousfornotoriety。”
  AttheoutsetofacquaintanceMcIntoshwarnedme“Rememberthis。
  IamnotanobjectforcharityIrequireneitheryourmoney,yourfood,noryourcast-offraimentIamthatrareanimal,aself-
  supportingdrunkardIfyouchoose,Iwillsmokewithyou,forthetobaccoofthebazarsdoesnot,Iadmit,suitmypalate;andIwillborrowanybookswhichyoumaynotspeciallyvalueItismorethanlikelythatIshallsellthemforbottlesofexcessivelyfilthycountry-liquorsInreturn,youshallsharesuchhospitalityasmyhouseaffordsHereisacharpoyonwhichtwocansit,anditispossiblethattheremay,fromtimetotime,befoodinthatplatter。
  Drink,unfortunately,youwillfindonthepremisesatanyhour:
  andthusImakeyouwelcometoallmypoorestablishments。”
  IwasadmittedtotheMcIntoshhousehold——Iandmygoodtobacco。
  ButnothingelseUnluckily,onecannotvisitaloaferintheSeraibydayFriendsbuyinghorseswouldnotunderstandit。
  Consequently,IwasobligedtoseeMcIntoshafterdarkHelaughedatthis,andsaidsimply:——“YouareperfectlyrightWhenIenjoyedapositioninsociety,ratherhigherthanyours,Ishouldhavedoneexactlythesamething,GoodHeavens!Iwasonce“——hespokeasthoughhehadfallenfromtheCommandofaRegiment——“anOxfordMan!”ThisaccountedforthereferencetoCharleySymonds’
  stable。
  “You。”saidMcIntosh,slowly,“havenothadthatadvantage;but,tooutwardappearance,youdonotseempossessedofacravingforstrongdrinksOnthewhole,IfancythatyouaretheluckierofthetwoYetIamnotcertainYouare——forgivemysayingsoevenwhileIamsmokingyourexcellenttobacco——painfullyignorantofmanythings。”
  Weweresittingtogetherontheedgeofhisbedstead,forheownednochairs,watchingthehorsesbeingwateredforthenight,whilethenativewomanwaspreparingdinnerIdidnotlikebeingpatronizedbyaloafer,butIwashisguestforthetimebeing,thoughheownedonlyoneverytornalpaca-coatandapairoftrousersmadeoutofgunny-bagsHetookthepipeoutofhismouth,andwentonjudicially:——“Allthingsconsidered,IdoubtwhetheryouaretheluckierIdonotrefertoyourextremelylimitedclassicalattainments,oryourexcruciatingquantities,buttoyourgrossignoranceofmattersmoreimmediatelyunderyournoticeThatforinstance。”——HepointedtoawomancleaningasamovarnearthewellinthecentreoftheSeraiShewasflickingthewateroutofthespoutinregularcadencedjerks。
  “TherearewaysandwaysofcleaningsamovarsIfyouknewwhyshewasdoingherworkinthatparticularfashion,youwouldknowwhattheSpanishMonkmeantwhenhesaid——
  ’ItheTrinityillustrate,Drinkingwateredorange-pulp——
  InthreesipstheAryanfrustrate,Whilehedrainshisatonegulp——’
  andmanyotherthingswhichnowarehiddenfromyoureyes。
  However,MrsMcIntoshhasprepareddinnerLetuscomeandeatafterthefashionofthepeopleofthecountry——ofwhom,bytheway,youknownothing。”
  ThenativewomandippedherhandinthedishwithusThiswaswrongThewifeshouldalwayswaituntilthehusbandhaseaten。
  McIntoshJellaludinapologized,saying:——
  “ItisanEnglishprejudicewhichIhavenotbeenabletoovercome;
  andshelovesmeWhy,IhaveneverbeenabletounderstandI
  fore-gatheredwithheratJullundur,threeyearsago,andshehasremainedwithmeeversinceIbelievehertobemoral,andknowhertobeskilledincookery。”
  Hepattedthewoman’sheadashespoke,andshecooedsoftly。
  Shewasnotprettytolookat。
  McIntoshnevertoldmewhatpositionhehadheldbeforehisfall。
  Hewas,whensober,ascholarandagentlemanWhendrunk,hewasrathermoreofthefirstthanthesecondHeusedtogetdrunkaboutonceaweekfortwodaysOnthoseoccasionsthenativewomantendedhimwhileheravedinalltonguesexcepthisownOneday,indeed,hebeganrecitingAtalantainCalydon,andwentthroughittotheend,beatingtimetotheswingoftheversewithabedstead-
  legButhedidmostofhisravingsinGreekorGermanTheman’smindwasaperfectrag-bagofuselessthingsOnce,whenhewasbeginningtogetsober,hetoldmethatIwastheonlyrationalbeingintheInfernointowhichhehaddescended——aVirgilintheShades,hesaid——andthat,inreturnformytobacco,hewould,beforehedied,givemethematerialsofanewInfernothatshouldmakemegreaterthanDanteThenhefellasleeponahorse-blanketandwokeupquitecalm。
  “Man。”saidhe,“whenyouhavereachedtheuttermostdepthsofdegradation,littleincidentswhichwouldvexahigherlife,aretoyouofnoconsequenceLastnight,mysoulwasamongthegods;
  butImakenodoubtthatmybestialbodywaswrithingdownhereinthegarbage。”
  “Youwereabominablydrunkifthat’swhatyoumean。”Isaid。
  “IWASdrunk——filthydrunkIwhoamthesonofamanwithwhomyouhavenoconcern——IwhowasonceFellowofaCollegewhosebuttery-
  hatchyouhavenotseenIwasloathsomelydrunkButconsiderhowlightlyIamtouchedItisnothingtomeLessthannothing;forIdonotevenfeeltheheadachewhichshouldbemyportionNow,inahigherlife,howghastlywouldhavebeenmypunishment,howbittermyrepentance!Believeme,myfriendwiththeneglectededucation,thehighestisasthelowest——alwayssupposingeachdegreeextreme。”
  Heturnedroundontheblanket,puthisheadbetweenhisfistsandcontinued:——
  “OntheSoulwhichIhavelostandontheConsciencewhichIhavekilled,ItellyouthatICANNOTfeel!Iamasthegods,knowinggoodandevil,butuntouchedbyeitherIsthisenviableorisitnot?”
  Whenamanhaslostthewarningof“nextmorning’shead。”hemustbeinabadstate,Ianswered,lookingatMcIntoshontheblanket,withhishairoverhiseyesandhislipsblue-white,thatIdidnotthinktheinsensibilitygoodenough。