Writeanotetoyouroffice,——yousayyou’retheheadofit,——andorderthemtogiveTorpenhowmysketches,——everyoneofthemWaitaminute:
  yourhand’sshakingNow!’Hethrustapocket-bookbeforehim。
  ThenotewaswrittenTorpenhowtookitanddepartedwithoutaword,whileDickwalkedroundandroundthespellboundcaptive,givinghimsuchadviceasheconceivedbestforthewelfareofhissoulWhenTorpenhowreturnedwithagiganticportfolio,heheardDicksay,almostsoothingly,’Now,Ihopethiswillbealessontoyou;andifyouworrymewhenI
  havesettleddowntoworkwithanynonsenseaboutactionsforassault,believeme,I’llcatchyouandmanhandleyou,andyou’lldieYouhaven’tverylongtolive,anyhowGo!Imshi,Vootsak,——getout!’Themandeparted,staggeringanddazedDickdrewalongbreath:’Phew!
  whatalawlesslotthesepeopleare!Thefirstthingapoororphanmeetsisgangrobbery,organisedburglary!Thinkofthehideousblacknessofthatman’smind!Aremysketchesallright,Torp?’
  ’Yes;onehundredandforty-sevenofthemWell,Imustsay,Dick,you’vebegunwell。’
  ’HewasinterferingwithmeItonlymeantafewpoundstohim,butitwaseverythingtomeIdon’tthinkhe’llbringanactionIgavehimsomemedicaladvicegratisaboutthestateofhisbodyItwascheapatthelittleflurryitcosthimNow,let’slookatmythings。’
  TwominuteslaterDickhadthrownhimselfdownonthefloorandwasdeepintheportfolio,chucklinglovinglyasheturnedthedrawingsoverandthoughtofthepriceatwhichtheyhadbeenbought。
  TheafternoonwaswelladvancedwhenTorpenhowcametothedoorandsawDickdancingawildsarabandundertheskylight。
  ’IbuildedbetterthanIknew,Torp,’hesaid,withoutstoppingthedance。
  ’They’regood!They’redamnedgood!They’llgolikeflame!IshallhaveanexhibitionofthemonmyownbrazenhookAndthatmanwouldhavecheatedmeoutofit!DoyouknowthatI’msorrynowthatIdidn’tactuallyhithim?’
  ’Goout,’saidTorpenhow,——’gooutandpraytobedeliveredfromthesinofarrogance,whichyouneverwillbeBringyourthingsupfromwhateverplaceyou’restayingin,andwe’lltrytomakethisbarnalittlemoreshipshape。’
  ’Andthen——oh,then,’saidDick,stillcapering,’wewillspoiltheEgyptians!’
  CHAPTERIV
  Thewolf-cubatevenlayhidinthecorn,Whenthesmokeofthecookinghunggray:
  Heknewwherethedoemadeacouchforherfawn,Andhelookedtohisstrengthforhisprey。
  Butthemoonsweptthesmoke-wreathsaway。
  Andheturnedfromhismealinthevillager’sclose,Andhebayedtothemoonassherose。
  InSeonee-
  ’WELL,andhowdoessuccesstaste?’saidTorpenhow,somethreemonthslaterHehadjustreturnedtochambersafteraholidayinthecountry。
  ’Good,’saidDick,ashesatlickinghislipsbeforetheeaselinthestudio。
  ’Iwantmore,——heapsmoreTheleanyearshavepassed,andI
  approveofthesefatones。’
  ’Becareful,oldmanThatwayliesbadwork。’
  Torpenhowwassprawlinginalongchairwithasmallfox-terrierasleeponhischest,whileDickwaspreparingacanvasAdais,abackground,andalay-figureweretheonlyfixedobjectsintheplaceTheyrosefromawreckofoddmentsthatbeganwithfelt-coveredwater-bottles,belts,andregimentalbadges,andendedwithasmallbaleofsecond-handuniformsandastandofmixedarmsThemarkofmuddyfeetonthedaisshowedthatamilitarymodelhadjustgoneawayThewateryautumnsunlightwasfalling,andshadowssatinthecornersofthestudio。
  ’Yes,’saidDick,deliberately,’Ilikethepower;Ilikethefun;Ilikethefuss;andaboveallIlikethemoneyIalmostlikethepeoplewhomakethefussandpaythemoneyAlmostButthey’reaqueergang,——anamazinglyqueergang!’
  ’Theyhavebeengoodenoughtoyou,atanyrateThantin-potexhibitionofyoursketchesmusthavepaidDidyouseethatthepaperscalleditthe“WildWorkShow“?’
  ’NevermindIsoldeveryshredofcanvasIwantedto;and,onmyword,IbelieveitwasbecausetheybelievedIwasaself-taughtflagstoneartist。
  IshouldhavegotbetterpricesifIworkedmythingsonwoolorscratchedthemoncamel-boneinsteadofusingmereblackandwhiteandcolourVerily,theyareaqueergang,thesepeopleLimitedisn’tthewordtodescribe’emImetafellowtheotherdaywhotoldmethatitwasimpossiblethatshadowsonwhitesandshouldbeblue,——ultramarine,——astheyareIfoundout,later,thatthemanhadbeenasfarasBrightonbeach;butheknewallaboutArt,confoundhim。
  Hegavemealectureonit,andrecommendedmetogotoschooltolearntechniqueIwonderwhatoldKamiwouldhavesaidtothat。’
  ’WhenwereyouunderKami,manofextraordinarybeginnings?’
  ’IstudiedwithhimfortwoyearsinParisHetaughtbypersonalmagnetismAllheeversaidwas,“Continuez,mesenfants。”andyouhadtomakethebestyoucouldofthatHehadadivinetouch,andheknewsomethingaboutcolourKamiusedtodreamcolour;Iswearhecouldneverhaveseenthegenuinearticle;butheevolvedit;anditwasgood。’
  ’RecollectsomeofthoseviewsintheSoudan?’saidTorpenhow,withaprovokingdrawl。
  Dicksquirmedinhisplace’Don’t!ItmakesmewanttogetoutthereagainWhatcolourthatwas!Opalandumberandamberandclaretandbrick-redandsulphur——cockatoo-crest——sulphur——againstbrown,withanigger-blackrockstickingupinthemiddleofitall,andadecorativefriezeofcamelsfestooninginfrontofapurepaleturquoisesky。’
  Hebegantowalkupanddown’Andyet,youknow,ifyoutrytogivethesepeoplethethingasGodgaveit,keyeddowntotheircomprehensionandaccordingtothepowersHehasgivenyou——’
  ’Modestman!Goon。’
  ’Halfadozenepiceneyoungpaganswhohaven’tevenbeentoAlgierswilltellyou,first,thatyournotionisborrowed,and,secondly,thatitisn’tArt。
  ’’ThiscomesofmyleavingtownforamonthDickie,you’vebeenpromenadingamongthetoy-shopsandhearingpeopletalk。’
  ’Icouldn’thelpit,’saidDick,penitently’Youweren’there,anditwaslonelytheselongeveningsAmancan’tworkforever。’
  ’Amanmighthavegonetoapub,andgotdecentlydrunk。’
  ’IwishIhad;butIforgatheredwithsomemenofsortsTheysaidtheywereartists,andIknewsomeofthemcoulddraw,——buttheywouldn’tdrawTheygavemetea,——teaatfiveintheafternoon!——andtalkedaboutArtandthestateoftheirsoulsAsiftheirsoulsmatteredI’veheardmoreaboutArtandseenlessofherinthelastsixmonthsthaninthewholeofmylifeDoyourememberCassavetti,whoworkedforsomecontinentalsyndicate,outwiththedesertcolumn?HewasaregularChristmas-treeofcontraptionswhenhetookthefieldinfullfig,withhiswater-bottle,lanyard,revolver,writing-case,housewife,gig-lamps,andtheLordknowswhatallHeusedtofiddleaboutwith’emandshowushowtheyworked;butheneverseemedtodomuchexceptfudgehisreportsfromtheNilghaiSee?’
  ’DearoldNilghai!He’sintown,fatterthaneverHeoughttobeupherethiseveningIseethecomparisonperfectlyYoushouldhavekeptclearofallthatman-millineryServesyouright;andIhopeitwillunsettleyourmind。’
  ’Itwon’tIthastaughtmewhatArt——holysacredArt——means。’
  ’You’velearntsomethingwhileI’vebeenawayWhatisArt?’
  ’Give’emwhattheyknow,andwhenyou’vedoneitoncedoitagain。’
  Dickdraggedforwardacanvaslaidfacetothewall’Here’sasampleofrealArtIt’sgoingtobeafacsimilereproductionforaweeklyI
  calledit“HisLastShot。”It’sworkedupfromthelittlewater-colourImadeoutsideElMaghribWell,Iluredmymodel,abeautifulrifleman,upherewithdrink;Idroredhim,andIredroredhim,andIredroredhim,andImadehimaflushed,dishevelled,bedevilledscallawag,withhishelmetatthebackofhishead,andthelivingfearofdeathinhiseye,andthebloodoozingoutofacutoverhisankle-boneHewasn’tpretty,buthewasallsoldierandverymuchman。’
  ’Oncemore,modestchild!’
  Dicklaughed’Well,it’sonlytoyouI’mtalkingIdidhimjustaswellasIknewhow,makingallowancefortheslicknessofoilsThentheart-managerofthatabandonedpapersaidthathissubscriberswouldn’tlikeitItwasbrutalandcoarseandviolent,——manbeingnaturallygentlewhenhe’sfightingforhislifeTheywantedsomethingmorerestful,withalittlemorecolourIcouldhavesaidagooddeal,butyoumightaswelltalktoasheepasanart-managerItookmy“LastShot“back。
  Beholdtheresult!Iputhimintoalovelyredcoatwithoutaspeckonit。
  ThatisArtIpolishedhisboots,——observethehighlightonthetoeThatisArtI
  cleanedhisrifle,——riflesarealwayscleanonservice,——becausethatisArt。
  Ipipeclayedhishelmet,——pipeclayisalwaysusedonactiveservice,andisindispensabletoArtIshavedhischin,Iwashedhishands,andgavehimanairoffattedpeaceResult,militarytailor’spattern-platePrice,thankHeaven,twiceasmuchasforthefirstsketch,whichwasmoderatelydecent。’
  ’Anddoyousupposeyou’regoingtogivethatthingoutasyourwork?’
  ’Whynot?IdiditAloneIdidit,intheinterestsofsacred,home-bredArtandDickenson’sWeekly。’
  TorpenhowsmokedinsilenceforawhileThencametheverdict,deliveredfromrollingclouds:’Ifyouwereonlyamassofblatheringvanity,Dick,Iwouldn’tmind,——I’dletyougotothedeuceonyourownmahl-stick;butwhenIconsiderwhatyouaretome,andwhenI
  findthattovanityyouaddthetwopenny-halfpennypiqueofatwelve-year-oldgirl,thenIbestirmyselfinyourbehalfThus!’
  ThecanvasrippedasTorpenhow’sbootedfootshotthroughit,andtheterrierjumpeddown,thinkingratswereabout。
  ’Ifyouhaveanybadlanguagetouse,useitYouhavenotI
  continue。
  Youareanidiot,becausenomanbornofwomanisstrongenoughtotakelibertieswithhispublic,eventhoughtheybe——whichtheyain’t——allyousaytheyare。’
  ’Buttheydon’tknowanybetterWhatcanyouexpectfromcreaturesbornandbredinthislight?’Dickpointedtotheyellowfog’Iftheywantfurniture-polish,letthemhavefurniture-polish,solongastheypayforit。
  TheyareonlymenandwomenYoutalkasiftheyweregods。’
  ’Thatsoundsveryfine,butithasnothingtodowiththecaseTheyaretheypeopleyouhavetodoworkfor,whetheryoulikeitornot。
  TheyareyourmastersDon’tbedeceived,Dickie,youaren’tstrongenoughtotriflewiththem,——orwithyourself,whichismoreimportant。
  Moreover,——Comeback,Binkie:thatreddaubisn’tgoinganywhere,——unlessyoutakepreciousgoodcare,youwillfallunderthedamnationofthecheck-book,andthat’sworsethandeathYouwillgetdrunk——you-rehalfdrunkalready——oneasilyacquiredmoneyForthatmoneyandyouowninfernalvanityyouarewillingtodeliberatelyturnoutbadworkYou’lldoquiteenoughbadworkwithoutknowingitAnd,Dickie,asIloveyouandasIknowyouloveme,IamnotgoingtoletyoucutoffyournosetospiteyourfaceforallthegoldinEngland。
  That’ssettledNowswear。’
  ’Don’tknow,saidDick’I’vebeentryingtomakemyselfangry,butI
  can’t,you’resoabominablyreasonableTherewillbearowonDickenson’sWeekly,Ifancy。’
  ’WhytheDickensondoyouwanttoworkonaweeklypaper?It’sslowbleedingofpower。’
  ’Itbringsintheverydesirabledollars,’saidDick,hishandsinhispockets。
  Torpenhowwatchedhimwithlargecontempt’Why,Ithoughtitwasaman!’saidhe’It’sachild。’
  ’No,itisn’t,’saidDick,wheelingquickly’You’venonotionowhatthecertaintyofcashmeanstoamanwhohasalwayswanteditbadly。
  Nothingwillpaymeforsomeofmylife’sjoys;onthatChinesepig-boat,forinstance,whenweatebreadandjamforeverymeal,becauseHo-Wangwouldn’tallowusanythingbetter,anditalltastedofpig,——ChinesepigI’veworkedforthis,I’vesweatedandI’vestarvedforthis,lineonlineandmonthaftermonthAndnowI’vegotitIamgoingtomakethemostofitwhileitlastsLetthempay——they’venoknowledge。’