Astheyissuedoutofthecustom-houseprecincts,Georgybrokeoutonthem,withhistelescopeuptohiseye,andaloudlaughofwelcome;hedancedroundthecoupleandperformedmanyfacetiousanticsasheledthemuptothehouse。Joswasn’tupyet;Beckynotvisiblethoughshelookedatthemthroughtheblinds。
  Georgyranofftoseeaboutbreakfast。Emmy,whoseshawlandbonnetwereoffinthepassageinthehandsofMrs。Payne,nowwenttoundotheclaspofWilliam’scloak,and——wewill,ifyouplease,gowithGeorge,andlookafterbreakfastfortheColonel。Thevesselisinport。
  Hehasgottheprizehehasbeentryingforallhislife。
  Thebirdhascomeinatlast。Thereitiswithitsheadonhisshoulder,billingandcooingcloseuptohisheart,withsoftoutstretchedflutteringwings。Thisiswhathehasaskedforeverydayandhourforeighteenyears。Thisiswhathepinedafter。Hereitis——thesummit,theend——
  thelastpageofthethirdvolume。Good-bye,Colonel——
  Godblessyou,honestWilliam!——Farewell,dearAmelia——Growgreenagain,tenderlittleparasite,roundtheruggedoldoaktowhichyoucling!
  Perhapsitwascompunctiontowardsthekindandsimplecreature,whohadbeenthefirstinlifetodefendher,perhapsitwasadisliketoallsuchsentimentalscenes——butRebecca,satisfiedwithherpartinthetransaction,neverpresentedherselfbeforeColonelDobbinandtheladywhomhemarried。”Particularbusiness。”shesaid,tookhertoBruges,whithershewent,andonlyGeorgyandhisunclewerepresentatthemarriageceremony。
  Whenitwasover,andGeorgyhadrejoinedhisparents,Mrs。Beckyreturnedjustforafewdaystocomfortthesolitarybachelor,JosephSedley。Hepreferredacontinentallife,hesaid,anddeclinedtojoininhousekeepingwithhissisterandherhusband。
  EmmywasverygladinherhearttothinkthatshehadwrittentoherhusbandbeforeshereadorknewofthatletterofGeorge’s。”Iknewitallalong。”Williamsaid;“butcouldIusethatweaponagainstthepoorfellow’smemory?Itwasthatwhichmademesuffersowhenyou——“
  “Neverspeakofthatdayagain。”Emmycriedout,socontriteandhumblethatWilliamturnedofftheconversationbyhisaccountofGlorvinaanddearoldPeggyO’Dowd,withwhomhewassittingwhentheletterofrecallreachedhim。”Ifyouhadn’tsentforme。”headdedwithalaugh,“whoknowswhatGlorvina’snamemightbenow?”
  AtpresentitisGlorvinaPoskynowMrs。MajorPosky;shetookhimonthedeathofhisfirstwife,havingresolvednevertomarryoutoftheregiment。LadyO’Dowdisalsosoattachedtoitthat,shesays,ifanythingweretohappentoMick,bedadshe’dcomebackandmarrysomeof’em。ButtheMajor-GeneralisquitewellandlivesingreatsplendouratO’Dowdstown,withapackofbeagles,andwiththeexceptionofperhapstheirneighbour,HoggartyofCastleHoggartyheisthefirstmanofhiscounty。HerLadyshipstilldancesjigs,andinsistedonstandingupwiththeMasteroftheHorseattheLordLieutenant’slastball。BothsheandGlorvinadeclaredthatDobbinhadusedthelatterSHEAMFULLY,butPoskyfallingin,Glorvinawasconsoled,andabeautifulturbanfromParisappeasedthewrathofLadyO’Dowd。
  WhenColonelDobbinquittedtheservice,whichhedidimmediatelyafterhismarriage,herentedaprettylittlecountryplaceinHampshire,notfarfromQueen’sCrawley,where,afterthepassingoftheReformBill,SirPittandhisfamilyconstantlyresidednow。AllideaofaPeeragewasoutofthequestion,theBaronet’stwoseatsinParliamentbeinglost。Hewasbothoutofpocketandoutofspiritsbythatcatastrophe,failedinhishealth,andprophesiedthespeedyruinoftheEmpire。
  LadyJaneandMrs。Dobbinbecamegreatfriends——
  therewasaperpetualcrossingofpony-chaisesbetweentheHallandtheEvergreens,theColonel’splacerentedofhisfriendMajorPonto,whowasabroadwithhisfamily。HerLadyshipwasgodmothertoMrs。Dobbin’schild,whichborehername,andwaschristenedbytheRev。
  JamesCrawley,whosucceededhisfatherintheliving:
  andaprettyclosefriendshipsubsistedbetweenthetwolads,GeorgeandRawdon,whohuntedandshottogetherinthevacations,werebothenteredofthesamecollegeatCambridge,andquarrelledwitheachotheraboutLadyJane’sdaughter,withwhomtheywereboth,ofcourse,inlove。AmatchbetweenGeorgeandthatyoungladywaslongafavouriteschemeofboththematrons,thoughI
  haveheardthatMissCrawleyherselfinclinedtowardshercousin。
  Mrs。RawdonCrawley’snamewasnevermentionedbyeitherfamily。Therewerereasonswhyallshouldbesilentregardingher。ForwhereverMr。JosephSedleywent,shetravelledlikewise,andthatinfatuatedmanseemedtobeentirelyherslave。TheColonel’slawyersinformedhimthathisbrother-in-lawhadeffectedaheavyinsuranceuponhislife,whenceitwasprobablethathehadbeenraisingmoneytodischargedebts。HeprocuredprolongedleaveofabsencefromtheEastIndiaHouse,andindeed,hisinfirmitiesweredailyincreasing。
  Onhearingthenewsabouttheinsurance,Amelia,inagooddealofalarm,entreatedherhusbandtogotoBrussels,whereJosthenwas,andinquireintothestateofhisaffairs。TheColonelquittedhomewithreluctanceforhewasdeeplyimmersedinhisHistoryofthePunjaubwhichstilloccupieshim,andmuchalarmedabouthislittledaughter,whomheidolizes,andwhowasjustrecoveringfromthechicken-poxandwenttoBrusselsandfoundJoslivingatoneoftheenormoushotelsinthatcity。Mrs。Crawley,whohadhercarriage,gaveentertainments,andlivedinaverygenteelmanner,occupiedanothersuiteofapartmentsinthesamehotel。
  TheColonel,ofcourse,didnotdesiretoseethatlady,oreventhinkpropertonotifyhisarrivalatBrussels,exceptprivatelytoJosbyamessagethroughhisvalet。JosbeggedtheColoneltocomeandseehimthatnight,whenMrs。Crawleywouldbeatasoiree,andwhentheycouldmeetalone。Hefoundhisbrother-in-lawinaconditionofpitiableinfirmity——anddreadfullyafraidofRebecca,thougheagerinhispraisesofher。Shetendedhimthroughaseriesofunheard-ofillnesseswithafidelitymostadmirable。Shehadbeenadaughtertohim。”But——but——
  oh,forGod’ssake,docomeandlivenearme,and——and——seemesometimes。”whimperedouttheunfortunateman。
  TheColonel’sbrowdarkenedatthis。”Wecan’t,Jos。”
  hesaid。”Consideringthecircumstances,Ameliacan’tvisityou。”
  “Isweartoyou——IsweartoyouontheBible。”gaspedoutJoseph,wantingtokissthebook,“thatsheisasinnocentasachild,asspotlessasyourownwife。”
  “Itmaybeso。”saidtheColonelgloomily,“butEmmycan’tcometoyou。Beaman,Jos:breakoffthisdisreputableconnection。Comehometoyourfamily。Wehearyouraffairsareinvolved。”
  “Involved!”criedJos。”Whohastoldsuchcalumnies?
  Allmymoneyisplacedoutmostadvantageously。Mrs。
  Crawley——thatis——Imean——itislaidouttothebestinterest。”
  “Youarenotindebt,then?Whydidyouinsureyourlife?”
  “Ithought——alittlepresenttoher——incaseanythinghappened;andyouknowmyhealthissodelicate——commongratitudeyouknow——andIintendtoleaveallmymoneytoyou——andIcanspareitoutofmyincome,indeedIcan。”criedoutWilliam’sweakbrother-in-law。
  TheColonelbesoughtJostoflyatonce——togobacktoIndia,whitherMrs。Crawleycouldnotfollowhim;todoanythingtobreakoffaconnectionwhichmighthavethemostfatalconsequencestohim。
  Josclaspedhishandsandcried,“HewouldgobacktoIndia。Hewoulddoanything,onlyhemusthavetime:
  theymustn’tsayanythingtoMrs。Crawley——she’d——she’dkillmeifsheknewit。Youdon’tknowwhataterriblewomansheis。”thepoorwretchsaid。
  “Then,whynotcomeawaywithme?”saidDobbininreply;butJoshadnotthecourage。”HewouldseeDobbinagaininthemorning;hemustonnoaccountsaythathehadbeenthere。Hemustgonow。Beckymightcomein。”AndDobbinquittedhim,fullofforebodings。
  HeneversawJosmore。ThreemonthsafterwardsJosephSedleydiedatAix-la-Chapelle。Itwasfoundthatallhispropertyhadbeenmuddledawayinspeculations,andwasrepresentedbyvaluelesssharesindifferentbubblecompanies。Allhisavailableassetswerethetwothousandpoundsforwhichhislifewasinsured,andwhichwereleftequallybetweenhisbeloved“sisterAmelia,wifeof,&c。,andhisfriendandinvaluableattendantduringsickness,Rebecca,wifeofLieutenant-ColonelRawdonCrawley,C。B……”whowasappointedadministratrix。
  Thesolicitoroftheinsurancecompanysworeitwastheblackestcasethateverhadcomebeforehim,talkedofsendingacommissiontoAixtoexamineintothedeath,andtheCompanyrefusedpaymentofthepolicy。ButMrs。,orLadyCrawley,asshestyledherself,cametotownatonceattendedwithhersolicitors,Messrs。Burke,Thurtell,andHayes,ofThaviesInnanddaredtheCompanytorefusethepayment。Theyinvitedexamination,theydeclaredthatshewastheobjectofaninfamousconspiracy,whichhadbeenpursuingherallthroughlife,andtriumphedfinally。Themoneywaspaid,andhercharacterestablished,butColonelDobbinsentbackhisshareofthelegacytotheinsuranceofficeandrigidlydeclinedtoholdanycommunicationwithRebeccaSheneverwasLadyCrawley,thoughshecontinuedsotocallherself。HisExcellencyColonelRawdonCrawleydiedofyellowfeveratCoventryIsland,mostdeeplybelovedanddeplored,andsixweeksbeforethedemiseofhisbrother,SirPitt。TheestateconsequentlydevolveduponthepresentSirRawdonCrawley,Bart。
  He,too,hasdeclinedtoseehismother,towhomhemakesaliberalallowance,andwho,besides,appearstobeverywealthy。TheBaronetlivesentirelyatQueen’sCrawley,withLadyJaneandherdaughter,whilstRebecca,LadyCrawley,chieflyhangsaboutBathandCheltenham,whereaverystrongpartyofexcellentpeopleconsiderhertobeamostinjuredwoman。Shehasherenemies。Whohasnot?Herlifeisheranswertothem。
  Shebusiesherselfinworksofpiety。Shegoestochurch,andneverwithoutafootman。HernameisinalltheCharityLists。Thedestituteorange-girl,theneglectedwasherwoman,thedistressedmuffin-manfindinherafastandgenerousfriend。SheisalwayshavingstallsatFancyFairsforthebenefitofthesehaplessbeings。Emmy,herchildren,andtheColonel,comingtoLondonsometimeback,foundthemselvessuddenlybeforeheratoneofthesefairs。Shecastdownhereyesdemurelyandsmiledastheystartedawayfromher;EmmyscurryingoffonthearmofGeorgenowgrownadashingyounggentlemanandtheColonelseizinguphislittleJaney,ofwhomheisfonderthanofanythingintheworld——
  fondereventhanofhisHistoryofthePunjaub。
  “Fonderthanheisofme。”EmmythinkswithasighButheneversaidawordtoAmeliathatwasnotkindandgentle,orthoughtofawantofhersthathedidnottrytogratify。
  Ah!VanitasVanitatum!whichofusishappyinthisworld?Whichofushashisdesire?or,havingit,issatisfied?——
  come,children,letusshutuptheboxandthepuppets,forourplayisplayedout。
  End