Othersofthefamilywentdownintothecityalmostdaily,butheremainedinthatstillgardenwithJoanashiscompanion——theoldSieurdeConte,saturatedwithmemories,pouringoutthatmarvelousandtragictale。Attheendofeachdayhewouldreadtotheotherswhathehadwritten,totheirenjoymentandwonder。
  HowrapidlyheworkedmaybejudgedfromaletterwhichhewrotetoHallinFebruary,inwhichhesaid:
  Iamwritingacompanionpieceto’ThePrinceandthePauper’,whichishalfdone&willmake200,000words。
  Thatistosay,hehadwrittenonehundredthousandwordsinaperiodofperhapssixweeks,marvelousworkwhenoneremembersthatafterallhewaswritinghistory,someofwhichhemustdiglaboriouslyfromaforeignsource。Hehadalways,moreorless,keptuphisstudyoftheFrench,begunsolongagoontheriveranditstoodhimingoodsteadnow。
  Still,itwasnevereasyforhim,andthemultitudeofnotesalongthemarginofhisFrenchauthoritiesbearsevidenceofhisfaithfulnessandthemagnitudeofhistoil。Nopreviousworkhadeverrequiredsomuchofhim,suchthoroughknowledge;nonehadeversocompletelycommandedhisinterest。Hewouldhavebeenwillingtoremainshutawayfromvisitors,tohavebeenreleasedaltogetherfromsocialobligations;andhedidavoidmostofthem。Notall,forhecouldnotalwaysescape,andperhapsdidnotalwaysreallywishto。Florenceanditssuburbswerefullofdelightfulpeople——someofthemhisoldfriends。Therewereluncheons,dinners,teas,dances,concerts,operasalwaysinprogresssomewhere,andnotalloftheseweretoberesistedevenbyanabsorbedauthorwhowasnolongerhimself,butsadoldSieurdeConte,followingagainthebanneroftheMaidofOrleans,marshalinghertwilightarmiesacrosshisilluminedpage。
  CLXXXIV
  NEWHOPEINTHEMACHINE
  Ifallhumaneventshadnotbeenorderedinthefirstactoftheprimalatom,andsobecomeinevitable,itwouldseemapitynowthathemustabandonhisworkhalf—way,andmakeanotherhard,distractingtriptoAmerica。
  Butitwasnecessaryforhimtogo。EvenHallwasnolongeroptimistic。
  Hislettersprovidedonlythebarestshredsofhope。Timeswerehardandtherewaseveryreasontobelievetheywouldbeworse。TheWorld’sFairyearpromisedtobewhatitspeedilybecame——oneofthehardestfinancialperiodsthiscountryhaseverseen。Chicagocouldhardlyhaveselectedamoreprofitlesstimeforhergreatexposition。ClemenswroteurgingHalltoselloutall,oraportion,ofthebusiness——todoanything,indeed,thatwouldavoidthenecessityoffurtherliabilityandincreaseddread。
  EverypaymentthatcouldbesparedfromthesalesofhismanuscriptwasleftinHall’shands,andsuchmoneysasstillcametoMrs。ClemensfromherElmirainterestswereflungintothegeneralfund。Thelatterwerenolongerlarge,forLangdon&Co。weresufferingheavilyinthegeneraldepression,barelyhopingtoweatherthefinancialstorm。
  ItisinterestingtonotethatageandmisfortuneandillnesshadatemperinginfluenceonMarkTwain’snature。Insteadofbecomingharshandsevereandbitter,hehadbecomemoregentle,morekindly。HewroteoftentoHall,alwaysconsiderately,eventenderly。Once,whensomethinginHall’slettersuggestedthathehadperhapsbeensevere,hewrote:
  Mrs。Clemensisdeeplydistressed,forshethinksIhavebeenblamingyouorfindingfaultwithyouaboutsomething。Butmostassuredlythatcannotbe。ItellherthatalthoughIampronetowritehastyandregrettablethingstootherpeopleIamnotabitlikelytowritesuchthingstoyou。Ican’tbelieveIhavedoneanythingsoungrateful。IfIhave,pilecoalsoffireuponmyheadforIdeserveit。Youhavedonemagnificentlywiththebusiness,&
  wemustraisethemoneysomehowtoenableyoutoreaparewardforallthatlabor。
  HewasfondofHall。Herealizedhowhonestandresoluteandindustrioushehadbeen。Inanotherletterhewrotehimthatitwaswonderfulhehadbeenableto"keeptheshipafloatinthestormthathasseenfleetsandfleetsgodown";andheadded:"Mrs。ClemenssaysImusttellyounottosendusanymoneyforamonthortwo,sothatyoumaybeaffordedwhatlittlereliefisinourpower。"
  Thetype—settersituationseemedtopromisesomething。Infact,themachineoncemorehadbecometheprincipalhopeoffinancialsalvation。
  Thenewcompanyseemedreallytobegettingaheadinspiteofthemoneystringency,andwassaidtohavefiftymachineswellunderway:AboutthemiddleofMarchClemenspackeduptwoofhisshortermanuscriptswhichhehadwrittenatoddtimesandforwardedthemtoHall,inthehopethattheywouldbedisposedofandthemoneywaitinghimonhisarrival;andaweeklater,March22,1893,hesailedfromGenoaontheKaiserWilhelmII,afine,newboat。Oneofthemanuscriptswas’TheCalifornian’sTale’andtheotherwas’Adam’sDiary’。——[Itseemscuriousthatneitherofthesetalesshouldhavefoundwelcomewiththemagazines。"TheCalifornian’sTale"waspublishedintheLiberScriptorum,anAuthors’
  Clubbook,editedbyArthurStedman。The’Diary’wasdisposedoftotheNiagaraBook,asouvenirofNiagaraFalls,whichcontainedsketchesbyHowells,Clemens,andothers。Harper’sMagazinerepublishedboththesestoriesinlateryears——theDiaryespeciallywithgreatsuccess。]
  SomejokewaslikelytobeplayedonMarkTwainduringtheseoceanjourneys,andforthisparticularvoyageanoriginalonewasplanned。
  TheyknewhowhewouldfumeandswearifheshouldbediscoveredwithdutiablegoodsandheldupintheCustomHouse,andtheyplannedforthiseffect。AfewdaysbeforearrivinginNewYorkonepassengerafteranothercametohim,eachwithaboxofexpensivecigars,andsomepleasantspeechexpressingfriendshipandappreciationandahopethattheywouldberememberedinabsence,etc。,untilhehadperhapstenoradozenverychoiceboxesofsmokingmaterial。Hetookthemallwithgratitudeandinnocence。Hehadneverdeclaredanydutiablebaggage,enteringNewYorkalone,anditneveroccurredtohimthathewouldneedtodosonow。Histrunkandbagswerefull;hehadthecigarsmadeintoanicepackage,tobecarriedhandily,andonhisarrivalattheNorthGermanLloyddocksstoodwaitingamonghisthingsfortheformalityofCustomsexamination,hisfriendsassembledfortheexplosion。
  Theyhadnotcalculatedwell;theCustom—Houseofficialcamealongpresentlywiththeusual"Openyourbaggage,please,"thensuddenlyrecognizingtheownerofithesaid:
  "Oh,Mr。Clemens,excuseme。Wehaveorderstoextendtoyouthecourtesiesoftheport。Noexaminationofyoureffectsisnecessary。"
  ItwastheeveningofMonday,April3d,whenhelandedinNewYorkandwenttotheHotelGlenham。Inhisnoteshetellsofhavingatwo—hourtalkwithHowellsonthefollowingnight。Theyhadnotseeneachotherfortwoyears,andtheircorrespondencehadbeenbrokenoff。Itwasahappy,evenifsomewhatsad,reunion,fortheywerenolongeryoung,andwhentheycalledtherolloffriendsthereweremanyvacancies。Theyhadreachedanagewheresomeonetheyloveddiedeveryyear。WritingtoMrs。Crane,Clemensspeaksoftheghostsofmemory;thenhesays:
  IdreamedIwasborn&grewup&wasapilotontheMississippi&aminer&ajournalistinNevada&apilgrimintheQuakerCity&hadawife&children&wenttoliveinavillaatFlorence——&thisdreamgoeson&on&sometimesseemssorealthatIalmostbelieveitisreal。Iwonderifitis?Butthereisnowaytotell,forifoneappliesteststheywouldbepartofthedream,too,&sowouldsimplyaidthedeceit。IwishIknewwhetheritisadreamorreal。
  HewasmadehandsomelywelcomeinNewYork。Hisnote—booksays:
  Wednesday。DinedwithMaryMapesDodge,Howells,RudyardKipling&
  wife,Clarke,——[WiliiamFayalClarke,noweditorofSt。NicholasMagazine。]——JamieDodge&wife。
  Thursday,6th。DinedwithAndrewCarnegie,Prof。GoldwinSmith,JohnCameron,Mr。Glenn。CreationofleagueforabsorbingCanadaintoourUnion。CarnegiealsowantstoaddGreatBritain&Ireland。
  ItwasonthisoccasionthatCarnegiemadehiscelebratedmaximaboutthebasketandtheeggs。ClemenswassuggestingthatCarnegietakeaninterestinthetypesetter,andquotedtheoldadagethatoneshouldnotputallofhiseggsintoonebasket。Carnegieregardedhimthroughhalf—
  closedlids,aswashiscustom,andanswered:
  "That’samistake;putallyoureggsintoonebasket——andwatchthatbasket。"
  HehadnotcometoAmericamerelyforentertainment。HewasattheNewYorkofficeofthetype—settercompany,acquiringtherewhatseemedtobegoodnews,forhewasassuredthathisinterestswerebeingtakencareof,andthatwithinayearatmosthisroyaltyreturnswouldplacehimfarbeyondthefearofwant。HeforwardedthisgoodnewstoItaly,whereitwassorelyneeded,forMrs。Clemensfoundhercouragenoteasytosustaininhisabsence。Thathehadmadehisletterglowingenough,wemaygatherfromheranswer。
  Itdoesnotseemcrediblethatwearereallyagaintohavemoneytospend。IthinkIwilljumparoundandspendmoneyjustforfun,andgivealittleaway,ifwereallygetsome。Whatshouldwedoandhowshouldwefeelifwehadnobrightprospectsbeforeus,andyethowmanypeoplearesituatedinthatway?
  HedecidedtomakeanothertriptoChicagotoverify,withhisowneyes,themanufacturingreports,andtoseePaige,whowouldappeartohavebecomemoreelusivethaneverastocontracts,writtenandimplied。HetookHallwithhim,andwroteOriontomeethimattheGreatNorthernHotel。ThiswouldgivehimachancetoseeOrionandwouldgiveOrionachancetoseethegreatFair。HewasinChicagoelevendays,andinbedwithaheavycoldalmostthewholeofthattime。Paigecametoseehimathisrooms,and,asalways,wasrichinprospectsandpromises;fullofprotestationsthat,whatevercame,whenthetideofmillionsrolledin,theywouldshareandsharealike。Thenote—booksays:
  Paigeshedevenmoretearsthanusual。Whatatalkerheis!Hecouldpersuadeafishtocomeoutandtakeawalkwithhim。WhenheispresentIalwaysbelievehim;Ican’thelpit。
  ClemensreturnedtoNewYorkassoonashewasabletotravel。Goingdownintheelevatoramansteppedinfromoneofthefloorsswearingviolently。Clemens,leaningovertoHall,withhishandtohismouth,andinawhisperaudibletoeveryone,said:
  "BishopofChicago。"
  Theman,withaquickglance,recognizedhisfellow—passengerandsubsided。
  OnMay13thClemenstooktheKaiserWilhelmII。forGenoa。Hehadaccomplishedlittle,buthewasinbetterspiritsastothemachine。
  Ifonlythestrainofhispublishingbusinesshadslackenedevenforamoment!Nightanddayitwasalwayswithhim。Hallpresentlywrotethattheconditionofthemoney—marketwas"somethingbeyonddescription。Youcannotgetmoneyonanythingshortofgovernmentbonds。"TheMountMorrisBankwouldnolongerhandletheirpaper。TheClemenshouseholdresortedtoeconomieshithertoundreamedof。Mrs。Clemenswrotetohersisterthatshereallydidnotseesometimeswheretheirnextmoneywouldcomefrom。Shereportedthatherhusbandgotupinthenightandwalkedthefloorinhisdistress。
  HewroteagaintoHall,urginghimtosellandgetridofthedebtsandresponsibilitiesatwhateversacrifice:
  Iamterriblytiredofbusiness。Iambynatureanddispositionunfitforit,&Iwanttogetoutofit。IamstandingontheMountMorrisvolcanowithhelpfromthemachinealong,longwayoff——&
  doubtlessalongwayfurtheroffthantheConnecticutcompanyimagine。
  Getmeoutofbusiness!
  Heknewsomethingofthedelaysofcompletingatypesettingmachine,andhehadlittlefaithinanynearrelieffromthatsource。HewroteagaingoHall,urginghimtosellsomeofhistype—setterroyalties。Theyshouldbeworthsomethingnowsincethemanufacturingcompanywasactuallyinoperation;butwiththeterriblestateofthemoney—markettherewasnosaleforanything。Clemensattemptedtowork,butputinmostofhistimefootinguponthemarginofhismanuscripttheamountofhisindebtedness,theexpensesofhishousehold,andthepossibilitiesofhisincome。Itwasweary,hard,nerve—rackingemployment。AboutthemuddleofJunetheyclosedViviani。SusyClemenswenttoParistocultivatehervoice,araresoprano,withaviewtopreparingfortheoperaticstage。ClemenstookMrs。Clemens,withlittleJean,toGermanyforthebaths。Clara,whohadgraduatedfromMrs。Willard’sschoolinBerlin,joinedtheminMunich,andsomewhatlaterSusyalsojoinedthem,forMadameMarchesi,thegreatmasterofvoice—culture,hadtoldherthatshemustacquirephysiquetocarrythatvoiceofhersbeforeshewouldundertaketoteachher。
  InspiteofhisdisturbedstateofmindClemensmusthavecompletedsomeliteraryworkduringthisperiod,forwefindfirstmention,inalettertoHall,ofhisimmortaldefenseofHarrietShelley,apieceofwritingallthemoremarvelouswhenweconsidertheconditionsofitsperformance。Characteristically,inthesameletter,hesuddenlydevelopsaplanforanewenterprise——thistimeforamagazinewhichArthurStedmanorhisfatherwilledit,andtheWebstercompanywillpublishassoonastheirpresentburdensareunloaded。Butwehearnomoreofthisproject。
  ButbyAugusthewashalfbesidehimselfwithanxiety。Onthe6thhewroteHall:
  Hereweneverseeanewspaper,butevenifwedidIcouldnotcomeanywherenearappreciatingorcorrectlyestimatingthetempestyouhavebeenbuffetingyourwaythrough——onlythemanwhoisinitcandothat——butIhavetriednottoburdenyouthoughtlesslyorwantonly……Ihavebeenoverwrought&unsettledinmindbyapprehensions,&thatisathingthatisnothelpablewhenoneisinastrangeland&seeshisresourcesmeltdowntoatwomonths’
  supply&can’tseeanysuredaylightbeyond。Thebloodymachineoffersbutadoubtfuloutlook——&willstilloffernothingmuchbetterforalongtimetocome;forwhenthe"threeweeks"areup,therewillbethreemonths’tinkeringtofollow,Iguess。Thatisunquestionablythebossmachineoftheworld,butisthetoughestoneonprophetswhenitisinanincompletestatethathaseverseenthelight。
  Andthreedayslater:
  GreatScott,butit’salongyear——foryou&me!Ineverknewthealmanactodragso。AtleastnotsinceIwasfinishingthatothermachine。
  Iwatchforyourlettershungrily——justasIusedtowatchforthetelegramsayingthemachine’sfinished——butwhen"nextweekcertainly"suddenlyswelledinto"threeweekssure"IrecognizedtheoldfamiliartuneIusedtohearsomuch。W————don’tknowwhatsick—heartednessis——butheisinawaytofindout。
  Andfinally,onthe4th:
  IamverygladindeedifyouandMr。Langdonareabletoseeanydaylightahead。Tomenoneisvisible。Istronglyadvisethateverypennythatcomesinshallbeappliedtopayingoffdebts。I
  maybeinerroraboutthis,butitseemstomethatwehavenoothercourseopen。Wecanpayapartofthedebtsowingtooutsiders——
  nonetoClemenses。Inveryprosperoustimeswemightregardourstock©rightsasassetssufficient,withthemoneyowingtous,tosquareup&quiteven,butIsupposewemaynothopeforsuchluckinthepresentconditionofthings。
  WhatIammainlyhopingforistosavemybookroyalties。IftheycomeintodangerIhopeyouwillcablemesothatIcancomeover&
  trytosavethem,foriftheygoIamabeggar。
  Iwouldsailto—dayifIhadanybodytotakechargeofmyfamily&
  helpthemthroughthedifficultjourneyscommandedbythedoctors。
  Afewdayslaterhecouldstanditnolonger,andonAugust291893
  sailed,thesecondtimethatyear,forNewYork。
  CLXXXV
  ANINTRODUCTIONTOH。H。ROGERS
  ClemenstookaroomatThePlayers——"acheaproom,"hewrote,"at$1。50
  perday。"ItwasnowtheendofSeptember,thebeginningofalonghalf—
  year,duringwhichMarkTwain’sfortuneswereatalowerebbthaneverbefore;lower,even,thanduringthoseminingdaysamongthebleakEsmeraldahills。Thenhehadnoonebuthimselfandwasyoung。Now,atfifty—eight,hehadpreciouslivesdependentuponhim,andhewasweigheddownwithavastburdenofdebt。TheliabilitiesofCharlesL。Webster&Co。werefullytwohundredthousanddollars。SomethinglikesixtythousanddollarsofthiswasmoneysuppliedbyMrs。Clemens,butthevastremainingsumwasduetobanks,toprinters,tobinders,andtodealersinvariouspublishingmaterials。Somehowitmustbepaid。Asfortheirassets,theylookedampleenoughonpaper,butinreality,atatimelikethis,theywereproblematical。Infact,theirvaluewasverydoubtfulindeed。WhathewastodoClemensdidnotknow。HecouldnotevensendcheerfulreportstoEurope。Therewasnolongeranythingtopromiseconcerningthetype—setter。Thefiftymachineswhichthecompanyhadstartedtobuildhaddwindledtotenmachines;therewasaprospectthatthetenwoulddwindletoone,andthatoneareconstructionoftheoriginalHartfordproduct,whichhadcostsomuchmoneyandsomanywearyyears。ClemensspentagoodpartofhisdaysatThePlayers,readingortryingtowriteorseekingtodiverthismindinthecompanyofthecongenialsoulsthere,waitingfor—heknewnotwhat。
  Yetatthisverymomentafactorwascomingintohislife,ahumanelement,amantowhominhisoldageMarkTwainowedmorethantoanyotherofhismyriadoffriends。Onenight,whenhewaswithDr。ClarenceC。RiceattheMurrayHillHotel,Ricesaid:
  "Clemens,Iwantyoutoknowmyfriend,Mr。H。H。Rogers。Heisanadmirerofyourbooks。"
  Clemensturnedandwaslookingintothehandsome,clean—cutfeaturesofthegreatfinancier,whosenamewashardlysofamiliarthenasitbecameatalaterperiod,butwhosepowerwasalreadywidelyknownandfeltamonghiskind。
  "Mr。Clemens,"saidMr。Rogers,"Iwasoneofyourearlyadmirers。
  IheardyoulecturealongtimeagoontheSandwichIslands。Iwasinterestedinthesubjectinthosedays,andIheardthatMarkTwainwasamanwhohadbeenthere。Ididn’tsupposeI’dhaveanydifficultygettingaseat,butIdid;thehousewasjammed。WhenIcameawayI
  realizedthatMarkTwainwasagreatman,andIhavereadeverythingofyourssincethatIcouldgetholdof。"
  Theysatdownatatable,andClemenstoldsomeofhisamusingstories。
  Rogerswasinaperpetualgaleoflaughter。Whenatlastherosetogotheauthorandthefinancierwereasoldfriends。Mr。Rogersurgedhimtovisithimathishome。HemustintroducehimtoMrs。Rogers,hesaid,whowasalsohiswarmadmirer。ItwasonlyalittlewhileafterthisthatDr。Ricesaidtothemillionaire:
  "Mr。Rogers,IwishyouwouldlookintoClemens’sfinancesalittle:Iamafraidtheyareagooddealconfused。"
  ThiswouldbeneartheendofSeptember,1893。OnOctober18ClemenswrotehomeconcerningapossiblecombinationofWebster&Co。withJohnBrisbenWalker,ofthe’Cosmopolitan’,andadded:
  IhavegotthebestandwisestmanofthewholeStandardOilgroup—amulti—millionaire——agooddealinterestedinlookingintothetype—
  setter。Hehasbeensearchingintothatthingforthreeweeksandyesterdayhesaidtome:
  "Ifindthemachinetobeallyourepresentit。Ihavehereexhaustivereportsfrommyownexperts,andIknoweverydetailofitscapacity,itsimmenseconstruction,itscost,itshistory,andallaboutitsinventor’scharacter。IknowthattheNewYorkcompanyandtheChicagocompanyarebothstupid,andthattheyareunbusinesslikepeople,destituteofmoneyandinahopelessboggle。"
  Thenhetoldmetheschemehehadplannedandsaid:
  "IfIcanarrangewiththesepeopleonthisbasis——itwilltakeseveralweekstofindout——Iwillseetoitthattheygetthemoneytheyneed。Inthemeantimeyou’stopwalkingthefloor’。"
  Ofcourse,withthisencouragement,Clemenswasinthecloudsagain。
  Furthermore,Rogershadsuggestedtohisson—in—law,WilliamEvartsBenjamin,alsoasubscriptionpublisher,thathebuyfromtheWebstercompanyTheLibraryofAmericanLiteratureforfiftythousanddollars,asumwhichprovidedforthemoreinsistentcreditors。Therewashopethattheworstwasover。Clemensdidinrealitygiveupwalkingthefloor,andforthetime,atleast,foundhappierdiversions。HemustnotreturntoEuropeasyet,forthetype—settermatterwasstillfarfromconclusion。Onthe11thofNovemberhewasgorgeouslyentertainedbytheLotosClubinitsnewbuilding。Introducinghim,PresidentFrankLawrencesaid:
  "Whatnameisthereinliteraturethatcanbelikenedtohis?Perhapssomeofthedistinguishedgentlemenaboutthistablecantellus,butI
  knowofnone。Himselfhisonlyparallel,itseemstome。Heisallourown——aripeandperfectproductoftheAmericansoil。"
  CLXXXVI
  "THEBELLEOFNEWYORK"
  Thosewerefeverishweeksofwaiting,withdaysofalternatedepressionandexaltationasthependulumswungtoandfrobetweenhopeanddespair。
  BydaylightClemenstriedtokeephimselfstrenuouslybusy;eveningsandnightsheplungedintosocialactivities——dinners,amusements,suppers,balls,andthelike。Hewasbesiegedwithinvitations,soughtforbythegayestandthegreatest;"Jamie"Dodgeconferreduponhimtheappropriatetitle:of"TheBelleofNewYork。"Inhislettershomehedescribesindetailmanyofthefestivitiesandthewildnesswithwhichhehasflunghimselfintothem,dilatingonhissplendidrenewalofhealth,hisabsoluteimmunityfromfatigue。Heattributesthistohisindifferencetodietandregularitiesofmealsandsleep;butwemayguessthatitwasduetoareactionfromhavingshiftedhisburdentostrongerfinancialshoulders。HenryRogershadtakenhisloaduponhim。
  "Itrestsme,"Rogerssaid,"toexperimentwiththeaffairsofafriendwhenIamtiredofmyown。Youenjoyyourself。Letmeworkatthepuzzlealittle。"
  AndClemens,thoughhisconscienceprickedhim,obeyed,aswashishabitatsuchtimes。ToMrs。ClemensinParisnow,attheHote1Brightonhewrote:
  Heisnotcommonclay,butfine—fine&delicate。Ididhatetoburdenhisgoodheart&overworkedhead,buthetookholdwithavidity&saiditwasnoburdentoworkforhisfriends,butapleasure。WhenIarrivedinSeptember,Lord!howblacktheprospectwas&howdesperate,howincurablydesperate!Webster&Co。hadtohaveasmallsumofmoneyorgounderatonce。IflewtoHartford——
  tomyfriends——buttheywerenotmoved,notstronglyinterested,&I
  wasashamedthatIwent。ItwasfromMr。Rogers,astranger,thatI
  gotthemoneyandwasbyitsaved。Andthen——whilestillastranger——hesethimselfthetaskofsavingmyfinanciallifewithoutputtinguponmeinhisnativedelicacyanysensethatI
  wastherecipientofacharity,abenevolence。Hegavetimetome——
  time,whichcouldnotbeboughtbyanymanat$100,000amonth——no,norforthreetimesthemoney。
  HeaddsthatafriendhasjustofferedtoWebster&Co。abookthatarraignstheStandardOilmagnatesindividualbyindividual。
  IwantedtosaytheonlymanIcareforintheworld,theonlymanI
  wouldgivead———nfor,theonlymanwhoislavishinghissweat&
  bloodtosaveme&minefromstarvationisaStandardOilmagnate。
  Ifyouknowme,youknowwhetherIwantthebookornot。
  ButIdidn’tsaythat。IsaidIdidn’twantanybook;Iwantedtogetoutofthispublishingbusiness&outofallbusiness&washereforthatpurpose&wouldaccomplishitifIcould。
  HetellshowheplayedbilliardswithRogers,tirelesslyasalways,untilthemillionairehadlookedathimhelplesslyandasked:
  "Don’tyouevergettired?"
  Andheanswered:
  "Idon’tknowwhatitistogettired。IwishIdid。"
  HewroteofgoingwithMr。RogerstotheMadisonSquareGardentoseeanexhibitionofboxinggivenbythethensplendidstarofpugilism,JamesJ。Corbett。Dr。Riceaccompaniedhim,andpaintersRobertReidandEdwardSimmons,fromThePlayers。Theyhadfiveseatsinabox,andStanfordWhitecamealongpresentlyandtookClemensintothechampion’sdressing—room。
  Corbetthasafinefaceandismodestanddiffident,besidesbeingthemostperfectly&beautifullyconstructedhumananimalintheworld。Isaid:
  "YouhavewhippedMitchell&maybeyouwillwhipJacksoninJune——
  butyouarenotdonethen。Youwillhavetotackleme。"
  Heanswered,sogravelythatonemighteasilyhavethoughthiminearnest:
  "No,Iamnotgoingtomeetyouinthering。Itisnotfairorrighttorequireit。Youmightchancetoknockmeout,bynomeritofyourown,butbyapurelyaccidentalblow,&thenmyreputationwouldbegone&youwouldhaveadoubleone。Youhavegotfameenough&yououghtnottowanttotakemineawayfromme。"
  CorbettwasforalongtimeaclerkintheNevadaBank,inSanFrancisco。
  Therewerelotsoflittleboxing—matchestoentertainthecrowd;
  thenatlastCorbettappearedinthering&the8,000peoplepresentwentmadwithenthusiasm。Mytwoartistswentmadabouthisform。
  TheysaidtheyhadneverseenanythingthatcamereasonablynearequalingitsperfectionexceptGreekstatues,&theydidn’tsurpassit。
  Corbettboxed3roundswiththemiddle—weightAustralianchampion——
  oh,beautifultosee!——thentheshowwasoverandwestruggledoutthroughaperfectmashofhumanity。WhenwereachedthestreetI
  foundIhadleftmyarcticsinthebox。Ihadtohavethem,soSimmonssaidhewouldgoback&getthem,&Ididn’tdissuadehim。
  Iwouldn’tseehowhewasgoingtomakehiswayasingleyardintothatsolidincomingwaveofpeople——yethemustplowthroughitfull50yards。Hewasbackwiththeshoesin3minutes!
  Howdoyoureckonheaccomplishedthatmiracle?Bysaying:
  "Way,gentlemen,please——comingtofetchMr。Corbett’sovershoes。"
  Thewordflewfrommouthtomouth,theRedSeadivided,&Simmonswalkedcomfortablythrough&back,dry—shod。ThisisFire—escapeSimmons,theinveteratetalker,youknow:Exit——incaseofSimmons。
  IhadanengagementatabeautifuldwellingclosetoThePlayersfor10。30;Iwasthereby10。45。Thirtycultivated&verymusicalladies&gentlemenpresent——allofthemacquaintances&manyofthempersonalfriendsofmine。ThatwonderfulHungarianbandwastheretheycharge$500foranevening。Conversationandbanduntilmidnight;thenabiteofsupper;thenthecompanywascompactlygroupedbeforeme&ItoldthemaboutDr。B。E。Martin&theetchings,&followeditwiththeScotch—Irishchristening。My,buttheMartinisadarlingstory!Next,theheadtenorfromtheOperasanghalfadozengreatsongsthatsetthecompanywild,yes,madwithdelight,thatnoblyhandsomeyoungDamroschaccompanyingonthepiano。
  Justalittlepause,thenthebandburstoutintoanexplosionofweirdandtremendousdance—music,aHungariancelebrity&hiswifetookthefloor;Ifollowed——Icouldn’thelpit;theothersdriftedin,onebyone,&itwasOnteoraoveragain。
  Byhalfpast4。Ihaddancedallthosepeopledown——&yetwasnottired;merelybreathless。Iwasinbedat5&asleepintenminutes。Upat9&presentlyatworkonthislettertoyou。I
  thinkIwroteuntil2orhalfpast。ThenIwalkedleisurelyouttoMr。Rogers’sitiscalled3miles,butisshortofit,arrivingat3。30,buthewasout——toreturnat5。30——soIdidn’tstay,butdroppedoverandchattedwithHowellsuntilfive。
  ——[TwoMarkTwainanecdotesarerememberedofthatwinteratThePlayers:
  JustbeforeChristmasamembernamedScottsaidoneday:
  "Mr。Clemens,youhaveanextraovercoathanginginthecoatroom。I’vegottoattendmyuncle’sfuneralandit’srainingveryhard。I’dliketowearit。"
  Thecoatwasanoldone,inthepocketsofwhichClemenskeptamelancholyassortmentofpipes,soiledhandkerchiefs,neckties,letters,andwhatnot。
  "Scott,"hesaid,"ifyouwon’tloseanythingoutofthepocketsofthatcoatyoumaywearit。"
  AnhourortwolaterClemensfoundanoticeinhismail—boxthatapackageforhimwasintheoffice。Hecalledforitandfoundaneatbundle,whichsomehowhadaChristmaslook。Hecarriedituptothereading—roomwithashowy,air。
  "Now,boys,"hesaid,"youmaymakeallthefunofChristmasyoulike,butit’sprettynice,afterall,toberemembered。"
  Theygatheredaroundandheundidthepackage。Itwasfilledwiththepipes,soiledhandkerchiefs,andotherarticlesfromtheoldovercoat。
  Scotthadtakenspecialprecautionsagainstlosingthem。
  MarkTwainregardedthemamomentinsilence,thenhedrawled:
  "Well——d———nScott。Ihopehisuncle’sfuneralwillbeafailure!"
  ThesecondanecdoteconcernsThePlayeregg—cups。Theyeasilyholdtwoeggs,butnotthree。Onemorninganewwaitercametotakethebreakfastorder。Clemenssaid:
  "Boy,putthreesofteggsinthatcupforme。"
  Byandbythewaiterreturned,bringingthebreakfast。Clemenslookedattheeggportionandasked:
  "Boy,whatwasmyorder?"
  "Threesofteggsbrokeninthecup,Mr。Clemens。"
  "Andyou’vefilledthatorder,haveyou?"
  "Yes,Mr。Clemens。"
  "Boy,youaretriflingwiththetruth;I’vebeentryingallwintertogetthreeeggsintothatcup。"]
  InoneletterhetellsofadinnerwithhisoldComstockfriend,JohnMackay——adinnerwithoutanyfrills,justsoupandrawoystersandcornedbeefandcabbage,suchastheyhadreveledinsometimes,inprosperousmoments,thirtyyearsbefore。
  "TheguestswereoldgrayPacificcoasters,"hesaid,"whomIknewwhentheywereyoungandnotgray。Thetalkwasofthedayswhenwewentgipsying—alongtimeago——thirtyyears。"
  Indeed,itwasatalkofthedead。Mainlythat。Andofhowtheylooked&theharum—scarumthingstheydid&said。Fortherewerenocaresinthatlife,noaches&pains,¬timeenoughintheday&three—
  fourthsofthenighttoworkoffone’ssurplusvigor&energy。Ofthemidnighthighway—robberyjokeplayeduponmewithrevolversatmyheadonthewindswept&desolateGoldHillDividenowitnesswasleftbutme,thevictim。Thoseoldfoolslastnightlaughedtilltheycriedovertheparticularsofthatoldforgottencrime。
  InstillanotherletterhetoldofaverywonderfulentertainmentatRobertReid’sstudio。Therewerepresent,hesays:
  Coquelin;
  RichardHardingDavis;
  Harrison,thegreatoutdoorpainter;
  Wm。H。Chase,theartist;
  Bettini,inventorofthenewphonograph;
  NikolaTesla,theworld—wideillustriouselectrician;seearticleabouthiminJan。orFeb。Century。
  JohnDrew,actor;
  JamesBarnes,amarvelousmimic;my,youshouldseehim!
  Smedley,theartist;
  Zorn,""
  Zogbaum,""
  Reinhart,""
  Metcalf,""
  Ancona,headtenorattheOpera;
  Oh,&agreatlotofothers。Everybodytherehaddonesomething&
  wasinhiswayfamous。
  SomebodywelcomedCoquelininanicelittleFrenchspeech,JohnDrewdidthelikeformeinEnglish,&thenthefunbegan。CoquelindidsomeexcellentFrenchmonologues——oneofthemanungrammaticalEnglishmantellingacolorlesshistorietteinFrench。Itnearlykilledthefifteenortwentypeoplewhounderstoodit。
  Itoldayarn,Anconasanghalfadozensongs,Barnesdidhisdarlingimitations,HandingDavissangthehangingofDannyDeever,whichwasofcoursegood,buthefolloweditwiththatmastfascinatingforwhatreasonIdon’tknowofallKipling’spoems,"OntheRoadtoMandalay,"sangittenderly,&itsearchedmedeeper&charmedmemorethantheDeever。
  YoungGerritSmithplayedsomeravishingdance—music,&wealldancedaboutanhour。Therecouldn’tbeapleasanternightthanthatonewas。Someofthosepeoplecomplainedoffatigue,butI
  don’tseemtoknowwhatthesenseoffatigueis。
  Inhisreprievehewaslikesomewildthingthathadregainedliberty。
  HereferstoSusy’srecentillnessandtoMrs。Clemens’sownpoorstateofhealth。
  Dear,dearSusy!MystrengthreproachesmewhenIthinkofherandyou。
  Itisanunspeakablepitythatyoushouldbewithoutanyonetogoaboutwiththegirls,&ittroublesme,&grievesme,&makesmecurse&swear;butyousee,dearheart,I’vegottostickrightwhereIamtillIfindoutwhetherwearerichorwhetherthepoorestpersonweareacquaintedwithinanybody’skitchenisbetteroffthanweare……Istandontheland—endofaspringboard,withthefamilyclusteredontheotherend;ifItakemyfoot————
  Herealizedhishopestoherasavesseltryingtomakeport;oncehewrote:
  Theshipisinsightnow……
  WhentheanchorisdownthenIshallsay:
  "Farewell——alongfarewell——tobusiness!Iwillnevertouchitagain!"
  Iwillliveinliterature,Iwillwallowinit,revelinit;Iwillswiminink!’JoanofArc’——butallthisispremature;theanchorisnotdownyet。
  Sometimeshesentherimpulsivecablescalculatingtosustainhope。Mrs。
  Clemens,writingtohersisterinJanuary,said:
  Mr。ClemensnowfortendayshasbeenhourlyexpectingtosendmewordthatPaigehadsignedthenewcontract,butasyetnodespatchcomes……Onthe5thofthismonthIreceivedacable,"Expectgoodnewsintendays。"Onthe15thIreceiveacable,"Lookoutforgoodnews。"Onthe19thacable,"Nearingsuccess。"
  Itappealedtohersenseofhumoreveninthesedarkdays。Sheadded:
  Theymakemelaugh,fortheyaresolikemybeloved"Colonel。"
  Mr。RogershadagreedthathewouldbringPaigetorationalterms,andwithClemensmadeatriptoChicago。Allagreednowthatthemachinepromisedacertainfortuneassoonasacontractacceptabletoeverybodycouldbeconcluded——Paigeandhislawyerbeingthelasttodallyanddickerastoterms。FinallyatelegramcamefromChicagosayingthatPaigehadagreedtoterms。OnthatdayClemenswroteinhisnote—book:
  Thisisagreatdateinmyhistory。Yesterdaywewerepauperswithbut3months’rationsofcashleftand$160,000indebt,mywife&I,butthistelegrammakesuswealthy。
  ButitwasnotuntilafortnightlaterthatPaigedidactuallysign。
  Thiswasonthe1stofFebruary,’94,andClemensthatnightcabledtoParis,sothatMrs。Clemenswouldhaveitonherbreakfast—platethemorningoftheiranniversary:
  "Weddingnews。Ourshipissafeinport。IsailthemomentRogerscanspareme。"
  Sothispaintedbubble,thisthingofemptiness,hadbecomeassubstanceagain——thegrandhope。Hewasasconcernedwithitasifithadbeenanactualgold—minewithoreandbullionpiledinheaps——thatshadow,thatfarce,thatnightmare。Onelongstogobackthroughtheyearsandfacehimtothelightandarousehimtothevastshamofitall。
  CLXXXVII
  SOMELITERARYMATTERS
  Clemensmighthavelecturedthatwinterwithprofit,andMajorPonddidhisbesttopersuadehim;butRogersagreedthathispresenceinNewYorkwaslikelytobetooimportanttowarrantanyscheduleofabsence。HewentoncetoBostontolectureforcharity,thoughhispleasureintheexperiencewasasufficientreward。OntheeveningbeforethelectureMrs。JamesT。FieldshadhimtoherhousetodinewithDr。Holmes,thennotfarfromtheendofhislong,beautifullife。——[Hediedthatsameyear,October,1894。]
  ClemenswrotetoParisoftheireveningtogether:
  Dr。OliverWendellHolmesnevergoesoutheisinhis84thyear,buthecameoutthistime——saidhewantedto"haveatime"oncemorewithme。
  Mrs。FieldssaidAldrichbeggedtocome,&wentawaycryingbecauseshewouldn’tlethim。SheallowedonlyherfamilySarahOrneJewett&
  sistertobepresent,becausemuchcompanywouldovertaxDr。Holmes。
  Well,hewasjustdelightful!Hedidasbrilliantandbeautifultalking&listeningasheeverdidinhislife,Iguess。FieldsandJewettsaidhehadn’tbeeninsuchsplendidformforyears。Hehadorderedhiscarriagefor9。Thecoachmansentinforhimat9,buthesaid,"Oh,nonsense!——leaveglories&grandeurslikethese?Tellhimtogoaway&
  comeinanhour!"
  At10hewascalledforagain,&Mrs。Fields,gettinguneasy,rose,buthewouldn’tgo——&sowerattledaheadthesameasever。TwicemoreMrs。
  Fieldsrose,buthewouldn’tgo——&hedidn’tgotillhalfpast10——anunwarrantabledissipationforhiminthesedays。Hewasprodigiouslycomplimentaryaboutsomeofmybooks,&ishavingPudd’nheadreadtohim。
  Itoldhimyou&IusedtheAutocratasacourtingbook&markeditallthrough,&thatyoukeepitinthesacredgreenboxwiththeloveletters,&itpleasedhim。
  OneotheraddressClemensdeliveredthatwinter,atFairHaven,ontheopeningoftheMillicentLibrary,apresenttothetownfromMrs。Rogers。
  Mrs。RogershadsuggestedtoherhusbandthatperhapsMr。Clemenswouldbewillingtosayafewwordsthere。Mr。Rogershadreplied,"Oh,Clemensisintrouble。Idon’tliketoaskhim,"butadayortwolatertoldhimofMrs。Rogers’swish,adding:
  "Don’tfeelatallthatyouneedtodoit。Iknowjusthowyouarefeeling,howworriedyouare。"
  Clemensanswered,"Mr。Rogers,doyouthinkthereisanythingIcoulddoforyouthatIwouldn’tdo?"
  Itwasonthisoccasionthathetoldforthefirsttimethe"stolenwatermelon"story,sooftenreprintedsince;howoncehehadstolenawatermelon,andwhenhefoundittobeagreenone,hadreturnedittothefarmer,withalectureonhonesty,andreceivedaripeoneinitsplace。
  InspiteofhiscaresanddiversionsClemens’sliteraryactivitiesofthistimewereconsiderable。HewroteanarticlefortheYouth’sCompanion——"HowtoTellaStory"——andanotherfortheNorthAmericanReviewonFenimoreCooper’s"LiteraryOffenses。"MarkTwainhadnotmuchrespectforCooperasaliteraryartist。Cooper’sstiltedartificialitiesandslipshodEnglishexasperatedhimandmadeithardforhimtoseethatinspiteofthesethingstheauthoroftheDeerslayerwasamightystory—teller。ClemenshadalsopromisedsomestoriestoWalker,oftheCosmopolitan,andgavehimoneforhisChristmasnumber,"TravelingwithaReformer,"whichhadgrownoutofsomeincidentsofthatlong—agojourneywithOsgoodtoChicago,supplementedbyothersthathadhappenedonthemorerecentvisittothatcitywithHall。ThisstoryhadalreadyappearedwhenClemensandRogershadmadetheirChicagotrip。
  RogershadwrittenforpassesoverthePennsylvaniaroad,andthepresident,replying,said:
  "No,Iwon’tgiveMarkTwainapassoverourroad。I’vebeenreadinghis’TravelingwithaReformer,’inwhichheabusesourroad。Iwouldn’tlethimrideoveritagainifIcouldhelpit。TheonlywayI’llagreetolethimgooveritatallisinmyprivatecar。Ihavestockeditwitheverythinghecanpossiblywant,andhavegivenordersthatifthereisanythingelsehewantsthetrainistobestoppeduntiltheycangetit。"
  "Pudd’nheadWilson"wasappearingintheCenturyduringthisperiod,and"TomSawyerAbroad"intheSt。Nicholas。TheCenturyhadissuedatinycalendarofthePudd’nheadmaxims,andthesequaintbitsofphilosophy,theverygemsofMarkTwainmentalriches,wereineverybody’smouth。
  Withallthisgoingon,andwithhisappearanceatvarioussocialevents,hewasratheramorespectacularfigurethatwinterthaneverbefore。
  >Fromthenote—book:
  TheHauntedLooking—glass。Theguestatmidnightadimlightburningwakesup&seesappear&disappearthefacesthathavelookedintotheglassduring3centuries。
  Loveseemstheswiftestbutistheslowestofallgrowths。Nomanandwomanreallyknowwhatperfectloveisuntiltheyhavebeenmarriedaquarterofacentury。
  Itismoretroubletomakeamaximthanitistodoright。
  OfallGod’screatures,thereisonlyonethatcannotbemadetheslaveofthelash——thatoneisthecat。
  Truthisstrangerthanfiction——tosomepeople,butIammeasurablyfamiliarwithit。
  CLXXXVIII
  FAILURE
  ItwasthefirstweekinMarchbeforeitwasthoughttobesafeforClemenstoreturntoFrance,evenforabriefvisittohisfamily。Hehurriedacrossandremainedwiththemwhatseemedaninfinitesimaltime,abarethreeweeks,andwasbackagaininNewYorkbythemiddleofApril。TheWebstercompanydifficultieshadnowreachedanacutestage。
  Mr。Rogershadkeptaclosewatchonitsfinancialaffairs,hopingtobeabletopullitthroughortocloseitwithoutfailure,payingallthecreditorsinfull;butontheafternoonofthe16thofApril,1894,HallarrivedatClemens’sroomatThePlayersinapanic。TheMountMorrisBankhadelectedanewpresidentandboardofdirectors,andhadstraightwayservednoticeonhimthathemustpayhisnotes——twonotesoffivethousanddollarseachinafewdayswhendue。Mr。Rogerswasimmediatelynotified,ofcourse,andsaidhewouldsleeponitandadvisethemnextday。Hedidnotbelievethatthebankwouldreallypushthemtothewall。Thenextdaywasspentinseeingwhatcouldbedone,andbyeveningitwasclearthatunlessaconsiderablesumofmoneywasraisedavoluntaryassignmentwasthepropercourse。Theendofthelongstrugglehadcome。Clemenshesitatedlessonhisownthanonhiswife’saccount。
  Heknewthattoherthewordfailurewouldbeassociatedwithdisgrace。
  Shehadpinchedherselfwithahundredeconomiestokeepthebusinessafloat,andwaswillingtogooneconomizingtoavertthisfinaldisaster。Mr。Rogerssaid:
  "Mr。Clemens,assureherfrommethatthereisnotevenatingeofdisgraceinmakingthisassignment。Bydoingityouwillrelieveyourselfofafearfulloadofdread,andintimewillbeabletopayeverythingandstandclearbeforetheworld。Ifyoudon’tdoityouwillprobablyneverbefreefromdebt,anditwillkillyouandMrs。Clemensboth。Ifthereisanydisgraceitwouldbeinnottakingthecoursethatwillgiveyouandheryourfreedomandyourcreditorsabetterchancefortheirclaims。Mostofthemwillbegladenoughtohelpyou。"
  Itwasontheafternoonofthenextday,April18,1894,thatthefirmofCharlesL。Webster&Co。executedassignmentpapersandcloseditsdoors。Ameetingofthecreditorswascalled,atwhichH。H。Rogerswaspresent,representingClemens。Forthemostpartthecreditorswereliberalandwillingtoagreetoanyequitablearrangement。Buttherewereafewwhoweregrumpyandfussy。TheydeclaredthatMarkTwainshouldturnoverhiscopyrights,hisHartfordhome,andwhateverotheroddsandendscouldbediscovered。Mr。Rogers,discussingthematterin1908,said:
  "Theywerebentondevouringeverypoundoffleshinsightandpickingthebonesafterward,asClemensandhiswifewereperfectlywillingtheyshoulddo。Iwasgettingalittlewarmallthetimeatthehighhandedwayinwhichthesefewmenwereconductingthething,andpresentlyIgotonmyfeetandsaid,’Gentlemen,youarenotgoingtohavethisthingallyourway。IhavesomethingtosayaboutMr。Clemens’saffairs。Mrs。
  Clemensisthechiefcreditorofthisfirm。Outofherownpersonalfortuneshehaslentitmorethansixtythousanddollars。Shewillbeapreferredcreditor,andthosecopyrightswillbeassignedtoheruntilherclaimispaidinfull。AsforthehomeinHartford,itishersalready。’
  "Therewasagooddealofcomplaint,butIrefusedtobudge。IinsistedthatMrs。Clemenshadthefirstclaimsonthecopyrights,though,totellthetruth,thesedidnotpromisemuchthen,forinthathardyearthesaleofbookswassmallenough。BesidesMrs。Clemens’sclaimthedebtsamountedtoonehundredthousanddollars,andofcoursetheremustbeadefinitebasisofsettlement,soitwasagreedthatClemensshouldpayfiftycentsonthedollar,whentheassetswerefinallyrealizedupon,andreceiveaquittance。Clemenshimselfdeclaredthatsoonerorlaterhewouldpaytheotherfiftycents,dollarfordollar,thoughIbelievetherewasnoonebesideshimselfandhiswifeandmewhobelievedhewouldeverbeabletodoit。Clemenshimselfgotdiscouragedsometimes,andwasaboutreadytogiveitup,forhewasgettingoninyears——nearlysixty——andhewasinpoorhealth。Oncewhenwefoundthedebt,aftertheWebstersalvage,wasgoingtobeatleastseventythousanddollars,hesaid,’Ineednotdreamofpayingit。Inevercouldmanageit。’Buthestucktoit。Hewasatmyhouseagooddealatfirst。Wegavehimaroomthereandhecameandwentashechose。Theworrytolduponhim。
  Hebecamefrailduringthoseweeks,almostethereal,yetitwasstrangehowbrillianthewas,howcheerful。"
  Thebusinessthathadbegunsopromisinglyandprosperouslyadecadebeforehaddwindledtoitsend。Thelastbookithadinhandwas’TomSawyerAbroad’,justreadyforissue。ItcuriouslyhappenedthatonthedayofthefailurecopiesofitwerefiledinWashingtonforcopyright。
  FrankBlisscameoverfromHartford,andClemensarrangedwithhimforthepublicationof’Pudd’nheadWilson’,therebyrenewingtheoldrelationshipwiththeAmericanPublishingCompanyafterabreakofadozenyears。
  Naturally,thefailureofMarkTwain’spublishingfirmmadeapublicstir,anditshowedhowmanyandsincerewerehisfriends,howreadytheywerewithsympathyandhelpofamorematerialkind。Thosewhounderstoodbest,congratulatedhimonbeingoutoftheentanglement。
  PoultneyBigelow,DouglasTaylor,AndrewCarnegie,CharlesDudleyWarner,andothersextendedfinancialhelp,BigelowandTayloreachinclosinghimacheckofonethousanddollarsforimmediatenecessities。Hewastouchedbythesethings,butthecheckswerereturned。Manyofhiscreditorssenthimpersonallettersassuringhimthathewastoforgethisobligationtothemcompletelyuntilsuchtimeastherememberingwouldcosthimnouneasiness。
  Clemens,infact,feltrelieved,nowthattheworsthadcome,andwrotebrightlettershome。Inonehesaid:
  Mr。Rogersisperfectlysatisfiedthatourcoursewasright,absolutelyrightandwise——cheerup,thebestisyettocome。
  Andagain:
  Now&thenagoodanddearJoeTwichellorSusyWarnercondoleswithme&says,"Cheerup—don’tbedownhearted,"andsomeotherfriendsays,"I’mgladandsurprisedtoseehowcheerfulyouare&howbravelyyoustandit,"&noneofthemsuspectwhataburdenhasbeenliftedfromme&howblitheIaminside。ExceptwhenIthinkofyou,dearheart——thenIamnotblithe;forIseemtoseeyougrievingandashamed,&dreadingtolookpeopleintheface。Forinthethickofthefightthereischeer,butyouarefaraway&cannothearthedrumnorseethewheelingsquadrons。Youonlyseemtoseerout,retreat,&dishonoredcolorsdragginginthedirt——whereasnoneofthesethingsexist。Thereistemporarydefeat,butnodishonor——&wewillmarchagain。CharleyWarnersaidto—day,"Sho,Livyisn’tworrying。Solongasshe’sgotyouandthechildrenshedoesn’tcarewhathappens。Sheknowsitisn’theraffair。"Whichdidn’tconvinceme。
  OliviaClemenswrotebravelyandencouraginglytohim,andmorecheerfullythanshefelt,forinalettertohersistershesaid:
  ThehideousnewsofWebster&Co。’sfailurereachedmebycableonThursday,andFridaymorningGalignani’sMessengerhadasquibaboutit。OfcourseIknewitwaslikelytocome,butIhadgreathopethatitwouldbeinsomewayaverted。Mr。RogerswassosuretherewasnowayoutbutfailurethatIsupposeitwastrue。ButIhaveaperfecthorrorandheart—sicknessoverit。Icannotgetawayfromthefeelingthatbusinessfailuremeansdisgrace。Isupposeitalwayswillmeanthattome。Wehaveputagreatdealofmoneyintotheconcern,andperhapstherewouldhavebeennothingbuttokeepputtingitinandlosingit。Wecertainlynowhavenotmuchtolose。Wemighthavemortgagedthehouse;thatwastheonlythingI
  couldthinkoftodo。Mr。Clemensfeltthattherewouldneverbeanyend,andperhapshewasright。Atanyrate,Iknowthathewasconvincedthatitwastheonlything,becausewhenhewentbackhepromisedmethatifitwaspossibletosavethethinghewoulddosoifonlyonaccountofmysentimentinthematter。
  Sue,ifyouweretoseemeyouwouldseethatIhavegrownoldveryfastduringthislastyear。Ihavewrinkled。
  MostofthetimeIwanttoliedownandcry。Everythingseemstomesoimpossible。Idonotmakethingsgoverywell,andIfeelthatmylifeisanabsoluteandirretrievablefailure。PerhapsIamthankless,butIsooftenfeelthatIshouldliketogiveitupanddie。However,IpresumethatifIcouldhavetheopportunityI
  shouldatoncedesiretolive。
  ClemensnowhurriedbacktoParis,arrivingaboutthemiddleofMay,hissecondtripintwomonths。ScarcelyhadhegotthefamilysettledatLaBourboule—les—Bains,aquietwatering—placeinthesouthernpartofFrance,whenacablefromMr。Rogers,statingthatthetypesetterwasperfected,madehimdecidetohurrybacktoAmericatoassistinsecuringthenewfortune。Hedidnotgo,however。RogerswrotethatthemachinehadbeeninstalledintheTimes—Heraldoffice,Chicago,foralongandthoroughtrial。Therewouldbeplentyoftime,andClemensconcludedtorestwithhisfamilyatLaBourboule—les—Bains。LaterinthesummertheywenttoEtretat,wherehesettleddowntowork。
  CLXXXIX
  ANEVENTFULYEARENDS
  ThatsummerJuly,’94。the’NorthAmericanReview’published"InDefenseofHarrietShelley,"ararepieceofliterarycriticismandprobablythemosthumanandconvincingpleaevermadeforthatinjured,ill—fatedwoman。AnadmirerofShelley’sworks,ClemenscouldnotresisttakingupthedefenseofShelley’sabandonedwife。Ithadbecomethefashiontorefertoherslightingly,andtosuggestthatshehadnotbeenwithoutblameforShelley’sbehavior。AShelleybiographybyProfessorDowden,Clemenshadfoundparticularlyirritating。Inthemidstofhistangleofthepreviousyearhehadpausedtogiveitattention。ThereweretimeswhenMarkTwainwrotewithoutmuchsequence,digressingthiswayandthat,ashisfancyledhim,charminglyandentertaininglyenough,withnolarge,logicalidea。Hepursuednosuchmethodinthisinstance。
  ThepaperonHarrietShelleyisabriefasdirectandcompactandcumulativeascouldhavebeenpreparedbyatrainedlegalmindofthehighestorder,andithastheaddedadvantageofbeingtheutteranceofahumansoulvoicinganindignationinspiredbyhumansufferingandhumanwrong。Bynomeansdoesitlackhumor,searchingandbitingsarcasm。
  ThecharacterizationofProfessorDowden’sLifeofShelleyasa"literarycake—walk"isatouchwhichonlyMarkTwaincouldhavelaidon。Indeed,the"DefenseofHarrietShelly,"withthoseearlychaptersofJoanatFlorence,maybecountedasthebeginningforMarkTwainofagenuineliteraryrenaissance。Itwastoprovearemarkableperiodlessvoluminousthanthefirst,butevenmorechoice,containing,asitwould,besidesJoanandtheShelleyarticle,therestofthatremarkableseriescollectednowasLiteraryEssays;theHadleyburgstory;"WasitHeavenorHell?";thosemasterlyarticlesonournationalpolicies;closingatlastwiththoseexquisitememories,inhisfinaldays。
  Thesummerof1894foundMarkTwainintheproperframeofmindforliterarywork。Hewasnolongerinastateofdread。AtEtretat,awatering—placeontheFrenchcoast,hereturnedeagerlytothelong—
  neglectedtaleofJoan——"abookwhichwritesitself,"hewroteMr。
  Rogers"——atalewhichtellsitself;Imerelyhavetoholdthepen。"
  Etretat,originallyafishing—village,waslesspretentiousthanto—day,andthefamilyhadtakenasmallfurnishedcottagealittlewaybackfromthecoast——acharmingplace,andacheapone——asbecametheirmeans。
  ClemensworkedsteadilyatEtretatformorethanamonth,finishingthesecondpartofhisstory,thenwentovertoRouentovisitthehallowedprecinctswhereJoandraggedoutthosewearymonthsthatbroughthertothestake。SusyClemenswastakenillatRouen,andtheylingeredinthatancientcity,wanderingaboutitsvenerablesteets,whichhavebeenchangedbutslowlybythecenturies,andarestillfullofmemories。
  TheyreturnedtoParisatlength——totheBrighton;theirquartersofthepreviouswinter——butpresentlyengagedforthewinterthestudiohomeoftheartistPomroyat169ruedel’Universite,beyondtheSeine。MarkTwainwroteofitonce:
  Itwasalovelyhouse;large,rambling,quaint,charminglyfurnishedanddecorated,builtuponnoparticularplan,delightfullyuncertainandfullofsurprises。Youwerealwaysgettinglostinit,andfindingnooksandcornerswhichyoudidnotknowwerethereandwhosepresenceyouhadnotsuspectedbefore。ItwasbuiltbyarichFrenchartist,andhehadalsofurnisheditanddecoratedithimself。Thestudiowascozinessitself。Withusitservedasadrawing—room,sitting—room,living—room,dancing—room——weuseditforeverything。Wecouldn’tgetenoughofit。Itisoddthatitshouldhavebeensocozy,foritwas40feetlong,40feethigh,and30feetwide,withavastfireplaceon,eachside,inthemiddle,andamusicians’galleryatoneend。
  Mrs。ClemenshadhopedtoreturntoAmerica,totheirHartfordhome。
  Thatwasherheart’sdesire——togobackoncemoretotheiroldlifeandfireside,toforgetallthisperiodofexileandwandering。Herletterswerefullofherhome—longing;herthreeyearsofabsenceseemedlikeaneternity。
  Initsway,thePomroyhousewasthebestsubstituteforhometheyhadfound。Itsbelongingswereofthekindsheloved。Susyhadbetterhealth,andherhusbandwashappyinhiswork。Theyhadmuchdelightfulanddistinguishedcompany。Herletterstelloftheseattractivethings,andoftheireconomiestomaketheirincomereach。
  Itwasneartheendoftheyearthattheothergreatinterest——themachine——camefinallytoaconclusion。Reportsfromthetesthadbeenhopefulduringthesummer。EarlyinOctoberClemens,receivingacopyoftheTimes—Herald,partlysetbythemachine,wrote:"TheHeraldhasjustarrived,andthatcolumnishealingforsoreeyes。ItaffectsmelikeColumbussightingland。"Andagainonthe28th:
  Itseemstomethatthingscouldn’twellbegoingbetteratChicagothantheyare。There’snoothermachinethatcansettypeeighthourswithonlyseventeenminutes’stoppagethroughcussedness。Theothersdorathermorestoppingthanworking。Byandbyourmachineswillbeperfect;thentheywon’tstopatall。
  Butthatwasabouttheendofthegoodnews。Thestoppagesbecameworseandworse。Thetypebegantobreak——themachinehaditsoldtrouble:itwastoodelicatelyadjusted——toocomplicated。
  "Greatguns,whatisthematterwithit?"wroteClemensinNovemberwhenhereceivedadetailedaccountofitsmisconduct。
  Mr。Rogersandhisson—in—law,Mr。Broughton,wentouttoChicagotoinvestigate。TheywenttotheTimes—Heraldofficetowatchthetype—
  setterinaction。Mr。Rogersoncetoldofthisvisittothewriterofthesechapters。Hesaid:
  "Certainlyitwasamarvelousinvention。ItwasthenearestapproachtoahumanbeinginthewonderfulthingsitcoulddoofanymachineIhaveeverknown。Butthatwasjustthetrouble;itwastoomuchofahumanbeingandnotenoughofamachine。Ithadallthecomplicationsofthehumanmechanism,alltheliabilityofgettingoutofrepair,anditcouldnotbereplacedwiththeeaseandimmediatenessofthehumanbeing。Itwastoocostly;toodifficultofconstruction;toohardtosetup。I
  tookoutmywatchandtimeditsworkandcounteditsmistakes。Wewatcheditalongtime,foritwasmostinteresting,mostfascinating,butitwasnotpractical——thattomewasclear。"
  Ithadfailedtostandthetest。TheTimes—Heraldwouldhavenomoreofit。Mr。Rogershimselfcouldseetheuselessnessoftheendeavor。HeinstructedMr。BroughtontocloseupthematterasbesthecouldandhimselfundertookthehardertaskofbreakingthenewstoMarkTwain。
  Hislettersseemnottohavebeenpreserved,buttherepliestothemtellthestory。
  169ruedel’Universite,PARIS,December22,1894。
  DEARMR。ROGERS,——Iseemedtobeentirelyexpectingyourletter,andalsopreparedandresigned;butLord,itshowshowlittleweknowourselvesandhoweasilywecandeceiveourselves。Ithitmelikeathunder—clap。Itknockedeveryragofsenseoutofmyhead,andI
  wentflyinghereandthereandyonder,notknowingwhatIwasdoing,andonlyoneclearlydefinedthoughtstandingupvisibleandsubstantialoutofthecrazystorm—drift——thatmydreamoftenyearswasindesperateperilandoutofthe60,000or70,000projectsforitsrescuethatcameflockingthroughmyskullnotonewouldholdstilllongenoughformetoexamineitandsizeitup。Haveyoueverbeenlikethat?Notsomuch,Ireckon。
  Therewasanotherclearlydefinedidea——Imustbethereandseeitdie。Thatis,ifitmustdie;andmaybeifIweretherewemighthatchupsomenext—to—impossiblewaytomakeittakeupitsbedandtakeawalk。
  So,attheendoffourhoursIstarted,stillwhirling,andwalkedovertotherueScribe——4p。m。——andaskedaquestionortwoandwastoldIshouldberunningabigriskifItookthe9p。m。trainforLondonandSouthampton;"bettercomerightalongat6。52perHavrespecialandstepaboardtheNewYorkalleasyandcomfortable。"
  Very!andIabouttwomilesfromhomeandnopackingdone。
  Thenitoccurredtomethatnoneofthesesalvationnotionsthatwerewhirlwindingthroughmyheadcouldbeexaminedormadeavailableunlessatleastamonth’stimecouldbesecured。SoI
  cabledyou,andsaidtomyselfthatIwouldtaketheFrenchsteamerto—morrowwhichwillbeSunday。
  BybedtimeMrs。Clemenshadreasonedmeintoafairlyrationalandcontentedstateofmind;butofcourseitdidn’tlastlong。SoI
  wentonthinking——mixingitwithasmokeinthedressing—roomonceanhour——untildawnthismorning。Result——asaneresolution;nomatterwhatyouranswertomycablemightbeIwouldholdstillandnotsailuntilIshouldgetananswertothispresentletterwhichI
  amnowwritingoracableanswerfromyousaying"Come"or"Remain。"
  Ihaveslept6hours,mypondhasclarified,andIfindthesedimentofmy70,000projectstobeofthischaracter:
  Hefollowswithadetailedplanforreconstructingthemachine,usingbrasstype,etc。,andconcludes:
  Don’tsayI’mwild。ForreallyI’msaneagainthismorning。
  IamgoingrightalongwithJoannow,andwaituntroubledtillI
  hearfromyou。IfyouthinkIcanbeoftheleastusecableme"Come。"IcanwriteJoanonboardshipandlosenotime。AlsoI
  coulddiscussmyplanwiththepublisherforadeluxeJoan,timebeinganobject,forsomeofthepicturescouldbemadeoverhere,cheaplyandquickly,thatwouldcostmuchmoretimeandmoneyinAmerica。
  Thesecondletterfollowedfivedayslater:
  169ruedel’Universite,PARIS,December27,1894。
  DEARMR。ROGERS,——Notwithstandingyourheartis"oldandhard"youmakeabodychokeup。Iknowyou"meaneverywordyousay"andIdotakeit"inthesamespiritinwhichyoutenderit。"Ishallkeepyourregardwhilewetwolive——thatIknow;forIshallalwaysrememberwhatyouhavedoneforme,andthatwillinsuremeagainsteverdoinganythingthatcouldforfeititorimpairit。
  ItissixdaysorsevendaysagothatIlivedthroughthatdespairingday,andthenthroughanightwithoutsleep;thensettleddownnextdayintomyrightmindorthereaboutsandwroteyou。I
  putintherestofthatdaytill7P。m。plentycomfortablyenoughwritingalongchapterofmybook;thenwenttoamaskedballblackedupasUncleRemus,takingClaraalong,andwehadagoodtime。Ihavelostnodaysince,andsufferednodiscomforttospeakof,butdrovemytroublesoutofmymindandhadgoodsuccessinkeepingthemout——throughwatchfulness。Ihavedoneagoodweek’sworkandputthebookagoodwayaheadintheGreatTrial[ofJoan],whichisthedifficultpart:thepartwhichrequiresthemostthoughtandcarefulness。IcannotseetheendoftheTrialyet,butIamontheroad。Iamcreepingsurelytowardit。
  "Whynotleavethemalltome?"Mybusinessbrothers?Itakeyoubythehand!Ijumpatthechance!
  IoughttobeashamedandIamtryingmybesttobeashamed——andyetIdojumpatthechanceinspiteofit。Idon’twanttowriteIrvingandIdon’twanttowriteStoker。Itdoesn’tseemasifI
  could。ButIcansuggestsomethingforyoutowritethem;andthenifyouseethatIamunwiseyoucanwritethemsomethingquitedifferent。Nowthisismyidea:
  1。ToreturnStoker’s$100tohimandkeephisstock。
  2。AndtellIrvingthatwhenluckturnswithmeIwillmakegoodtohimwhatthesalvagefromthedeadCo。failstopayhimofhis$500。
  [P。S。MadamsaysNo,Imustfacethemusic。SoIinclosemyeffort——tobeusedifyouapprove,butnototherwise。]
  WeshalltrytofindatenantforourHartfordhouse;notaneasymatter,foritcostsheavilytolivein。Wecanneverliveinitagain;thoughitwouldbreakthefamily’sheartsiftheycouldbelieveit。
  NothingdauntsMrs。Clemensormakestheworldlookblacktoher——
  whichisthereasonIhaven’tdrownedmyself。
  IgottheXmasjournalswhichyousentandIthankyouforthatXmasremembrance。
  WeallsendourdeepestandwarmestgreetingstoyouandallofyoursandaHappyNewYear!
  S。L。CLEMENS。
  ——[BrainStokerandSirHenryIrvinghadeachtakenasmallinterestinthemachine。TheinclosureforStokerranasfollows:]
  MYDEARSTOKER,——Iamnotdatingthis,becauseitisnottobemailedatpresent。
  Whenitreachesyouitwillmeanthatthereisahitchinmymachineenterprise——a,hitchsoseriousastomakeittaketoitselftheaspectofadissolveddream。Thisletter,then,willcontainchequeforthe$100whichyouhavepaid。AndwillyoutellIrvingforme——
  Ican’tgetupcourageenoughtotalkaboutthismisfortunemyself,excepttoyou,whombygoodluckIhaven’tdamagedyet——thatwhenthewreckagepresentlyfloatsashorehewillgetagooddealofhis$500back;andadabatatimeIwillmakeuptohimtherest。
  I’mnotfeelingasfineasIwaswhenIsawyouthereinyourhome。
  PleaseremembermekindlytoMrs。Stoker。IgaveupthatLondonlecture—projectentirely。Hadto——there’sneverbeenachancesincetofindthetime。
  Sincerelyyours,S。L。CLEMENS。
  Aweeklaterheaddedwhatwasabouthisfinalwordonthesubject:
  YoursofDecember21hasarrived,containingthecirculartostockholders,andIguesstheCo。willreallyquit——theredoesn’tseemtobeanyotherwisecourse。
  There’sonethingwhichmakesitdifficultformetosoberlyrealizethatmyten—yeardreamisactuallydissolved;andthatisthatitreversesmyhoroscope。Theproverbsays,"Bornlucky,alwayslucky。
  ItwasusualforoneortwoofourladsperannumtogetdrownedintheMississippiorinBearCreek,butIwaspulledoutinadrownedcondition9timesbeforeIlearnedtoswim,andwasconsideredtobeacatindisguise。WhenthePennsylvaniablewupandthetelegraphreportedmybrotherasfatallyinjuredwith60
  othersbutmadenomentionofme,myunclesaidtomymother"itmeansthatSamwassomewhereelse,afterbeingonthatboatayearandahalf——hewasbornlucky。"Yes,Iwassomewhereelse。IamsosuperstitiousthatIhavealwaysbeenafraidtohavebusinessdealingswithcertainrelativesandfriendsofminebecausetheywereunluckypeople。AllmylifeIhavestumbleduponluckychancesoflargesize,andwhenevertheywerewasteditwasbecauseofmyownstupidityandcarelessness。AndsoIhavefeltentirelycertainthatthemachinewouldturnuptrumpseventually。Itdisappointedmelotsoftimes,butIcouldn’tshakeofftheconfidenceofalifetimeinmyluck。
  Well,whateverIgetoutofthewreckagewillbeduetogoodluck—
  thegoodluckofgettingyouintothescheme——for,butforthattherewouldn’tbeanywreckage;itwouldbetotalloss。
  Iwishyouhadbeeninatthebeginning。Thenweshouldhavehadthegoodlucktosteppromptlyashore。
  Soitwasthattheothergreatinterestdiedandwasputawayforever。
  Clemensscarcelyevermentioneditagain,eventomembersofhisfamily。
  Itwasadeadissue;itwasonlyapitythatithadeverseemedaliveone。AcombinationknownastheRegiusCompanytookoverPaige’sinterest,butaccomplishednothing。Eventually——ironyoffate——theMergenthalerCompany,solongscornedandderided,fortwentythousanddollarsboughtouttherightsandassetsandpresentedthatmarvelousworkofgenius,themechanicalwonderoftheage,totheSibleyCollegeofEngineering,whereitisshownasthecostliestpieceofmachinery,foritssize,everconstructed。MarkTwainoncereceivedaletterfromanauthorwhohadwrittenabookcalculatedtoassistinventorsandpatentees,askingforhisindorsement。Hereplied:
  DEARSIR,——Ihave,asyousay,beeninterestedinpatentsandpatentees。Ifyourbookstellhowtoexterminateinventorssendmenineeditions。Sendthembyexpress。
  Verytrulyyours,S。L。CLEMENS。
  Thecollapseofthe"greathope"meanttotheClemenshouseholdthattheirstrugglewithdebtwastocontinue,thattheireconomiesweretobecomemorerigid。Inaletteronherweddinganniversary,Februarya1895,Mrs。Clemenswrotetohersister:
  AsIwasstartingdownthestairsformybreakfastthismorningMr。
  Clemenscalledmebackandtookoutafive—francpieceandgaveittome,saying:"Itisoursilver—weddingday,andsoIgiveyouapresent。"
  Itwasasymboloftheirreducedcircumstances——ofthechangethattwenty—fiveyearshadbrought。
  Literarymatters,however,prospered。Thenewbookprogressedamazingly。
  Theworsthadhappened;otheranddistractinginterestsweredead。Hewasdeepinthethirdpart—thestoryofJoan’strialandcondemnation,andheforgotmostotherthingsinhisdeterminationtomakethatoneareality。
  AsatViviani,Clemensreadhischapterstothefamilycircle。Thestorywasdrawingneartheendnow;tragedywasclosinginonthefrailmartyr;
  thefarceofhertrialwaswringingtheirhearts。Susywouldsay,"Wait,waittillIgetahandkerchief,"andonenightwhenthelastpageshadbeenwrittenandread,andJoanhadmadethesupremeexpiationfordevotiontoapaltryking,Susywroteinherdiary,"To—nightJoanofArcwasburnedatthestake,"meaningthatthebookwasfinished。
  Susyherselfhadliterarytasteandmighthavewrittenhaditnotbeenthatshedesiredtosing。Therearefragmentsofherwritingthatshowthetrueliterarytouch。Herfather,inanunpublishedarticlewhichheoncewroteofher,quotedaparagraph,doubtlessintendedsomedaytotakeitsplaceattheendofastory:
  Andnowatlastwhentheylieatresttheymustgohence。Itisalwaysso。Completion;perfection,satisfactionattained——ahumanlifehasfulfilleditsearthlydestiny。Poorhumanlife!Itmaynotpauseandrest,foritmusthastenontootherrealmsandgreaterconsummations。
  Shewasadeepreader,andshehadthatwonderfulgiftofbrilliant,flowing,scintillatingspeech。Fromherfathershehadinheritedararefacultyoforalexpression,bornofasuperiordepthofmind,swiftnessandclearnessofcomprehension,combinedwithrapid,brilliant,andforcefulphrasing。Herfatherwroteofhergift:
  Sometimesinthosedaysofswiftdevelopmentherspeechwasrocket—
  likeforvividnessandforthesenseitcarriedofvisibility。I
  seemtoseeitstreamintotheskyandburstfullinashowerofcoloredfire。