’Oh,Iwish!oh,IwishtoseeWhomytrueloveistobe!’
Shortlyaftermidnight,youwillseeyourloverinadream,andbeinformedatthesametimeofalltheprincipaleventsofyourfuturelife。
“St。Swithin’sEve——Selectthreethingsyoumostwishtoknow;
writethemdownwithanewpenandredinkonasheetoffine-wovepaper,fromwhichyoumustpreviouslycutoffallthecornersandburnthem。Foldthepaperintoatrue-lover’sknot,andwraprounditthreehairsfromyourhead。Placethepaperunderyourpillowforthreesuccessivenights,andyourcuriositytoknowthefuturewillbesatisfied。
“St。Mark’sEve——Repairtothenearestchurchyardastheclockstrikestwelve,andtakefromagraveonthesouth-sideofthechurchthreetuftsofgrassthelongerandrankerthebetter,andongoingtobedplacethemunderyourpillow,repeatingearnestlythreeseveraltimes,’TheEveofSt。Markbypredictionisblest,Setthereforemyhopesandmyfearsalltorest:
Letmeknowmyfate,whetherwealorwoe;
Whethermyrank’stobehighorlow;
Whethertolivesingle,orbeabride,Andthedestinymystardothprovide。’
Shouldyouhavenodreamthatnight,youwillbesingleandmiserableallyourlife。Ifyoudreamofthunderandlightning,yourlifewillbeoneofgreatdifficultyandsorrow。
“CandlemasEve——OnthisnightwhichisthepurificationoftheVirginMary,letthree,five,seven,ornine,youngmaidensassembletogetherinasquarechamber。Hangineachcornerabundleofsweetherbs,mixedwithrueandrosemary。Thenmixacakeofflour,olive-oil,andwhitesugar;everymaidenhavinganequalshareinthemakingandtheexpenseofit。Afterwards,itmustbecutintoequalpieces,eachonemarkingthepieceasshecutsitwiththeinitialsofhername。Itisthentobebakedonehourbeforethefire,notawordbeingspokenthewholetime,andthemaidenssittingwiththeirarmsandkneesacross。Eachpieceofcakeisthentobewrappedupinasheetofpaper,onwhicheachmaidenshallwritethelovepartofSolomon’sSongs。Ifsheputthisunderherpillow,shewilldreamtrue。Shewillseeherfuturehusbandandeveryoneofherchildren,andwillknow,besides,whetherherfamilywillbepoororprosperous——acomforttoher,orthecontrary。
“Midsummer——Takethreeroses,smokethemwithsulphur,andexactlyatthreeintheday,buryoneoftherosesunderayewtree;thesecondinanewly-madegrave,andputthethirdunderyourpillowforthreenights,andattheendofthatperiodburnitinafireofcharcoal。Yourdreamsduringthattimewillbepropheticofyourfuturedestiny,and,whatisstillmorecuriousandvaluableMotherBridgetloquitur,themanwhomyouaretowed,willknownopeacetillhecomesandvisitsyou。Besidesthis,youwillperpetuallyhaunthisdreams。
“St。John’sEve——Makeanewpincushionoftheverybestblackvelvetnoinferiorqualitywillanswerthepurpose,andononesidestickyournameinfulllengthwiththeverysmallestpinsthatcanbeboughtnoneotherwilldo。Ontheotherside,makeacrosswithsomeverylargepins,andsurrounditwithacircle。Putthisintoyourstockingwhenyoutakeitoffatnight,andhangitupatthefootofthebed。Allyourfuturelifewillpassbeforeyouinadream。
“FirstNewMoonoftheYear——Onthefirstnewmoonintheyear,takeapintofclearspringwaterandinfuseintoitthewhiteofanegglaidbyawhitehen,aglassofwhitewine,threealmondspeeledwhite,andatablespoonfulofwhiterose-water。Drinkthisongoingtobed,notmakingmorenorlessthanthreedraughtsofit;repeatingthefollowingversesthreeseveraltimesinacleardistinctvoice,butnotsoloudastobeoverheardbyanybody:——
’IfIdreamofwaterpureBeforethecomingmorn,’TisasignIshallbepoor,Anduntowealthnotborn。
IfIdreamoftastingbeer,Middlingthenwillbemycheer-
Chequer’dwiththegoodandbad,Sometimesjoyful,sometimessad;
ButshouldIdreamofdrinkingwine,Wealthandpleasurewillbemine。
Thestrongerthedrink,thebetterthecheer-
Dreamsofmydestiny,appear,appear!’
“Twenty-ninthofFebruary——Thisday,asitonlyoccursonceinfouryears,ispeculiarlyauspicioustothosewhodesiretohaveaglanceatfuturity,especiallytoyoungmaidensburningwithanxietytoknowtheappearanceandcomplexionoftheirfuturelords。Thecharmtobeadoptedisthefollowing:Sticktwenty-sevenofthesmallestpinsthataremade,threebythree,intoatallowcandle。Lightitupatthewrongend,andthenplaceitinacandlestickmadeoutofclay,whichmustbedrawnfromavirgin’sgrave。Placethisonthechimney-place,intheleft-handcorner,exactlyastheclockstrikestwelve,andgotobedimmediately。Whenthecandleisburntout,takethepinsandputthemintoyourleft-shoe;andbeforeninenightshaveelapsedyourfatewillberevealedtoyou。“
Wehavenowtakenahastyreviewofthevariousmodesofseekingtodiscoverthefuture,especiallyaspractisedinmoderntimes。Themainfeaturesofthefollyappearessentiallythesameinallcountries。Nationalcharacterandpeculiaritiesoperatesomedifferenceofinterpretation。Themountaineermakesthenaturalphenomenawhichhemostfrequentlywitnessesprognosticativeofthefuture。Thedwellerintheplains,inasimilarmanner,seekstoknowhisfateamongthesignsofthethingsthatsurroundhim,andtintshissuperstitionwiththehuesofhisownclime。Thesamespiritanimatesthemall——thesamedesiretoknowthatwhichInfiniteMercyhasconcealed。Thereisbutlittleprobabilitythatthecuriosityofmankindinthisrespectwilleverbewhollyeradicated。Deathandill-fortunearecontinualbugbearstotheweak-minded,theirreligious,andtheignorant;andwhilesuchexistintheworld,divineswillpreachuponitsimpietyandphilosophersdiscourseuponitsabsurdityinvain。Still,itisevidentthatthesefollieshavegreatlydiminished。Soothsayersandprophetshavelostthecredittheyformerlyenjoyed,andskulkinsecretnowwheretheyonceshowedtheirfacesintheblazeofday。Sofarthereismanifestimprovement。
BOOKIII。
THEMAGNETISERS。
Somedeemedthemwondrouswise,andsomebelievedthemmad。
Beattie’sMinstrel。
Thewonderfulinfluenceofimaginationinthecureofdiseasesiswellknown。Amotionofthehand,oraglanceoftheeye,willthrowaweakandcredulouspatientintoafit;andapillmadeofbread,iftakenwithsufficientfaith,willoperateacurebetterthanallthedrugsinthepharmacopoeia。ThePrinceofOrange,atthesiegeofBreda,in1625,curedallhissoldierswhoweredyingofthescurvy,byaphilanthropicpieceofquackery,whichheplayeduponthemwiththeknowledgeofthephysicians,whenallothermeanshadfailed。[SeeVanderMye’saccountofthesiegeofBreda。Thegarrison,beingafflictedwithscurvy,thePrinceofOrangesentthephysicianstwoorthreesmallphials,containingadecoctionofcamomile,wormwood,andcamphor,tellingthemtopretendthatitwasamedicineofthegreatestvalueandextremestrarity,whichhadbeenprocuredwithverymuchdangeranddifficultyfromtheEast;andsostrong,thattwoorthreedropswouldimpartahealingvirtuetoagallonofwater。Thesoldiershadfaithintheircommander;theytookthemedicinewithcheerfulfaces,andgrewwellrapidly。TheyafterwardsthrongedaboutthePrinceingroupsoftwentyandthirtyatatime,praisinghisskill,andloadinghimwithprotestationsofgratitude。]Manyhundredsofinstances,ofasimilarkind,mightberelated,especiallyfromthehistoryofwitchcraft。Themummeries,strangegesticulations,andbarbarousjargonofwitchesandsorcerers,whichfrightenedcredulousandnervouswomen,broughtonallthosesymptomsofhysteriaandothersimilardiseases,sowellunderstoodnow,butwhichwerethensupposedtobetheworkofthedevil,notonlybythevictimsandthepublicingeneral,butbytheoperatorsthemselves。
Intheagewhenalchymybegantofallintosomedisrepute,andlearningtoliftupitsvoiceagainstit,anewdelusion,baseduponthispowerofimagination,suddenlyarose,andfoundapostlesamongallthealchymists。Numbersofthem,forsakingtheiroldpursuits,madethemselvesmagnetisers。Itappearedfirstintheshapeofmineral,andafterwardsofanimal,magnetism,underwhichlatternameitsurvivestothisday,andnumbersitsdupesbythousands。
Themineralmagnetisersclaimthefirstnotice,astheworthypredecessorsofthequacksofthepresentday。ThehonourclaimedforParacelsusofbeingthefirstoftheRosicrucianshasbeendisputed;
buthisclaimtobeconsideredthefirstofthemagnetiserscanscarcelybechallenged。Ithasbeenalreadymentionedofhim,inthepartofthisworkwhichtreatsofalchymy,that,likenearlyallthedistinguishedadepts,hewasaphysician;andpretended,notonlytomakegoldandconferimmortality,buttocurealldiseases。Hewasthefirstwho,withthelatterview,attributedoccultandmiraculouspowerstothemagnet。Animatedapparentlybyasincereconvictionthatthemagnetwasthephilosopher’sstone,which,ifitcouldnottransmutemetals,couldsootheallhumansufferingandarresttheprogressofdecay,hetravelledformanyyearsinPersiaandArabia,insearchofthemountainofadamant,sofamedinorientalfables。
WhenhepractisedasaphysicianatBasle,hecalledoneofhisnostrumsbythenameofazoth——astoneorcrystal,which,hesaid,containedmagneticproperties,andcuredepilepsy,hysteria,andspasmodicaffections。Hesoonfoundimitators。Hisfamespreadfarandnear;andthusweresownthefirstseedsofthaterrorwhichhassincetakenrootandflourishedsowidely。Inspiteofthedenialofmodernpractitioners,thismustbeconsideredtheoriginofmagnetism;forwefindthat,beginningwithParacelsus,therewasaregularsuccessionofmineralmagnetisersuntilMesmerappeared,andgaveanewfeaturetothedelusion。
Paracelsusboastedofbeingabletotransplantdiseasesfromthehumanframeintotheearth,bymeansofthemagnet。Hesaidthereweresixwaysbywhichthismightbeeffected。Oneofthemwillbequitesufficient,asaspecimen。“Ifapersonsufferfromdisease,eitherlocalorgeneral,letthefollowingremedybetried。Takeamagnet,impregnatedwithmummy[Mummieswereofseveralkinds,andwereallofgreatuseinmagneticmedicines。Paracelsusenumeratessixkindsofmummies;thefirstfouronlydifferinginthecompositionusedbydifferentpeopleforpreservingtheirdead,aretheEgyptian,Arabian,Pisasphaltos,andLybian。Thefifthmummyofpeculiarpowerwasmadefromcriminalsthathadbeenhanged;“forfromsuchthereisagentlesiccation,thatexpungeththewateryhumour,withoutdestroyingtheoilandspirituall,whichischerishedbytheheavenlyluminaries,andstrengthenedcontinuallybytheaffluenceandimpulsesofthecelestialspirits;whenceitmaybeproperlycalledbythenameofconstellatedorcelestialmummie。“Thesixthkindofmummywasmadeofcorpuscles,orspiritualeffluences,radiatedfromthelivingbody;