myselfinacoachwithhim;hetoldmehewasamanofhonour,
andwouldnotofferanythingtomeunbecominghimassuch。
Iseemedtodeclineitawhile,butsufferedmyselftobe
importunedalittle,andthenyielded。
Iwasatalossinmythoughtstoconcludeatfirstwhatthis
gentlemandesigned;butIfoundafterwardshehadhadsome
drinkinhishead,andthathewasnotveryunwillingtohave
somemore。
HecarriedmeinthecoachtotheSpringGarden,
atKnightsbridge,wherewewalkedinthegardens,andhe
treatedmeveryhandsomely;butIfoundhedrankveryfreely。
Hepressedmealsotodrink,butIdeclineit。
Hithertohekepthiswordwithme,andofferedmenothing
amiss。
Wecameawayinthecoachagain,andhebroughtme
intothestreets,andbythistimeitwasnearteno’clockat
night,andhestoppedthecoachatahousewhere,itseems,
hewasacquainted,andwheretheymadenoscrupletoshow
usupstairsintoaroomwithabedinit。
AtfirstIseemedto
beunwillingtogoup,butafterafewwordsIyieldedtothat
too,beingwillingtoseetheendofit,andinhopetomake
somethingofitatlast。
Asforthebed,etc。,Iwasnotmuch
concernedaboutthatpart。
Herehebegantobealittlefreerwithmethanhehadpromised;
andIbylittleandlittleyieldedtoeverything,sothat,inaword,
hedidwhathepleasedwithme;Ineedsaynomore。
Allthis
whilehedrankfreelytoo,andaboutoneinthemorningwe
wentintothecoachagain。
Theairandtheshakingofthe
coachmadethedrinkhehadgetmoreupinhisheadthanit
wasbefore,andhegrewuneasyinthecoach,andwasfor
actingoveragainwhathehadbeendoingbefore;butasI
thoughtmygamenowsecure,Iresistedhim,andbroughthim
tobealittlestill,whichhadnotlastedfiveminutesbuthefell
fastasleep。
Itookthisopportunitytosearchhimtoanicety。
Itooka
goldwatch,withasilkpurseofgold,hisfinefull-bottom
periwigandsilver-fringedgloves,hisswordandfinesnuff-box,
andgentlyopeningthecoachdoor,stoodreadytojumpout
whilethecoachwasgoingon;butthecoachstoppedinthe
narrowstreetbeyondTempleBartoletanothercoachpass,
Igotsoftlyout,fastenedthedooragain,andgavemygentleman
andthecoachtheslipbothtogether,andneverheardmore
ofthem。
Thiswasanadventureindeedunlookedfor,andperfectly
undesignedbyme;thoughIwasnotsopastthemerrypart
oflife,astoforgethowtobehave,whenafopsoblindedby
hisappetiteshouldnotknowanoldwomanfromayoung。
I
didnotindeedlooksooldasIwasbytenortwelveyears;yet
Iwasnotayoungwenchofseventeen,anditwaseasyenough
tobedistinguished。
Thereisnothingsoabsurd,sosurfeiting,
soridiculous,asamanheatedbywineinhishead,andwicked
gustinhisinclinationtogether;heisinthepossessionoftwo
devilsatonce,andcannomoregovernhimselfbyhisreason
thanamillcangrindwithoutwater;hisvicetramplesuponall
thatwasinhimthathadanygoodinit,ifanysuchthingthere
was;nay,hisverysenseisblindedbyitsownrage,andheacts
absurditieseveninhisviews;suchadrinkingmore,whenhe
isdrunkalready;pickingupacommonwoman,withoutregard
towhatsheisorwhosheis,whethersoundorrotten,clean
orunclean,whetheruglyorhandsome,whetheroldoryoung,
andsoblindedasnotreallytodistinguish。
Suchamanisworse
thanalunatic;promptedbyhisvicious,corruptedhead,heno
moreknowswhatheisdoingthanthiswretchofmineknew
whenIpickedhispocketofhiswatchandhispurseofgold。
ThesearethemenofwhomSolomonsays,’Theygolikean
oxtotheslaughter,tilladartstrikesthroughtheirliver’;an
admirabledescription,bytheway,ofthefouldisease,which
isapoisonousdeadlycontagionminglingwiththeblood,
whosecentreorfoundationisintheliver;fromwhence,by
theswiftcirculationofthewholemass,thatdreadfulnauseous
plaguestrikesimmediatelythroughhisliver,andhisspiritsare
infected,hisvitalsstabbedthroughaswithadart。
Itistruethispoorunguardedwretchwasinnodangerfrom
me,thoughIwasgreatlyapprehensiveatfirstofwhatdanger
Imightbeinfromhim;buthewasreallytobepitiedinone
respect,thatheseemedtobeagoodsortofmaninhimself;
agentlemanthathadnoharminhisdesign;amanofsense,
andofafinebehaviour,acomelyhandsomeperson,asober
solidcountenance,acharmingbeautifulface,andeverything
thatcouldbeagreeable;onlyhadunhappilyhadsomedrink
thenightbefore,hadnotbeeninbed,ashetoldmewhenwe
weretogether;washot,andhisbloodfiredwithwine,andin
thatconditionhisreason,asitwereasleep,hadgivenhimup。
Asforme,mybusinesswashismoney,andwhatIcouldmake
ofhim;andafterthat,ifIcouldhavefoundoutanywayto
havedoneit,Iwouldhavesenthimsafehometohishouse
andtohisfamily,for’twastentoonebuthehadanhonest,
virtuouswifeandinnocentchildren,thatwereanxiousforhis
safety,andwouldhavebeengladtohavegottenhimhome,
andhavetakencareofhimtillhewasrestoredtohimself。
Andthenwithwhatshameandregretwouldhelookback
uponhimself!howwouldhereproachhimselfwithassociating
himselfwithawhore!
pickedupintheworstofallholes,the
cloister,amongthedirtandfilthofallthetown!howwould
hebetremblingforfearhehadgotthepox,forfearadarthad
struckthroughhisliver,andhatehimselfeverytimehelooked
backuponthemadnessandbrutalityofhisdebauch!how
wouldhe,ifhehadanyprinciplesofhonour,asIverilybelieve
hehad——Isay,howwouldheabhorthethoughtofgivingany
illdistemper,ifhehadit,asforaughtheknewhemight,to
hismodestandvirtuouswife,andtherebysowingthecontagion
inthelife-bloodofhisprosterity。
Wouldsuchgentlemenbutconsiderthecontemptiblethoughts
whichtheverywomentheyareconcernedwith,insuchcases
asthese,haveofthem,itwouldbeasurfeittothem。
AsI
saidabove,theyvaluenotthepleasure,theyareraisedbyno
inclinationtotheman,thepassivejadethinksofnopleasure
butthemoney;andwhenheis,asitwere,drunkinthe
ecstasiesofhiswickedpleasure,herhandsareinhispockets
searchingforwhatshecanfindthere,andofwhichhecanno
morebesensibleinthemomentofhisfollythathecanforethink
ofitwhenhegoesaboutit。
Iknewawomanthatwassodexterouswithafellow,who
indeeddeservednobetterusage,thatwhilehewasbusywith
heranotherway,conveyedhispursewithtwentyguineasin
itoutofhisfob-pocket,wherehehadputitforfearofher,
andputanotherpursewithgildedcountersinitintotheroom
ofit。
Afterhehaddone,hesaystoher,’Nowhan’tyoupicked
mypocket?’
Shejestedwithhim,andtoldhimshesupposed
hehadnotmuchtolose;heputhishandtohisfob,andwith
hisfingersfeltthathispursewasthere,whichfullysatisfied
him,andsoshebroughtoffhismoney。
Andthiswasatrade
withher;shekeptashamgoldwatch,thatis,awatchofsilver
gilt,andapurseofcountersinherpockettobereadyonall
suchoccasions,andIdoubtnotpracticeditwithsuccess。
Icamehomewiththislastbootytomygoverness,andreally
whenItoldherthestory,itsoaffectedherthatshewashardly
abletoforbeartears,toknowhowsuchagentlemanrana
dailyriskofbeingundoneeverytimeaglassofwinegotinto
hishead。
ButastothepurchaseIgot,andhowentirelyIstrippedhim,
shetoldmeitpleaseherwonderfully。
’Naychild,’saysshe,
’theusagemay,foraughtIknow,domoretoreformhimthan
allthesermonsthateverhewillhearinhislife。’
Andifthe
remainderofthestorybetrue,soitdid。
Ifoundthenextdayshewaswonderfulinquisitiveaboutthis
gentleman;thedescriptionIhadgivenherofhim,hisdress,
hisperson,hisface,everythingconcurredtomakeherthink
ofagentlemanwhosecharactersheknew,andfamilytoo。
Shemusedawhile,andIgoingstillonwiththeparticulars,
shestartsup;saysshe,’I’lllay#100Iknowthegentleman。’
’Iamsorryyoudo,’saysI,’forIwouldnothavehimexposed
onanyaccountintheworld;hehashadinjuryenoughalready
byme,andIwouldnotbeinstrumentaltodohimanymore。’
’No,no,’saysshe,’Iwilldohimnoinjury,Iassureyou,but
youmayletmesatisfymycuriosityalittle,forifitishe,I
warrantyouIfinditout。’
Iwasalittlestartledatthat,and
toldher,withanapparentconcerninmyface,thatbythesame
rulehemightfindmeout,andthenIwasundone。
Shereturned
warmly,’Why,doyouthinkIwillbetrayyou,child?
No,no,’
saysshe,’notforallheisworthintheworld。
Ihavekeptyour
counselinworsethingsthanthese;sureyoumaytrustmein
this。’
SoIsaidnomoreatthattime。
Shelaidherschemeanotherway,andwithoutacquaintingme
ofit,butshewasresolvedtofinditoutifpossible。
Soshe
goestoacertainfriendofherswhowasacquaintedinthe
familythatsheguessedat,andtoldherfriendshehadsome
extraordinarybusinesswithsuchagentlemanwho,bythe
way,wasnolessthanabaronet,andofaverygoodfamily,
andthatsheknewnothowtocomeathimwithoutsomebody
tointroduceher。
Herfriendpromisedherveryreadilytodo
it,andaccordinglygoestothehousetoseeifthegentleman
wasintown。
EndofPart6
Part7
Thenextdayshecometomygovernessandtellsherthat
Sir——wasathome,butthathehadmetwithadisasterand
wasveryill,andtherewasnospeakingwithhim。
’What
disaster?’saysmygovernesshastily,asifshewassurprised
atit。