’Why,’saysherfriend,’hehadbeenatHampsteadto
visitagentlemanofhisacquaintance,andashecameback
againhewassetuponandrobbed;andhavinggotalittledrink
too,astheysuppose,theroguesabusedhim,andheisveryill。’
’Robbed!’saysmygoverness,’andwhatdidtheytakefrom
him?’
’Why,’saysherfriend,’theytookhisgoldwatchand
hisgoldsnuff-box,hisfineperiwig,andwhatmoneyhehad
inhispocket,whichwasconsiderable,tobesure,forSir——
nevergoeswithoutapurseofguineasabouthim。’
’Pshaw!’saysmyoldgoverness,jeering,’Iwarrantyouhe
hasgotdrunknowandgotawhore,andshehaspickedhis
pocket,andsohecomeshometohiswifeandtellsherhehas
beenrobbed。
That’sanoldsham;athousandsuchtricksare
putuponthepoorwomeneveryday。’
’Fie!’saysherfriend,’Ifindyoudon’tknowSir——;whyhe
isacivilagentleman,thereisnotafinerman,norasoberer,
graver,modesterpersoninthewholecity;heabhorssuchthings;
there’snobodythatknowshimwillthinksuchathingofhim。’
’Well,well,’saysmygoverness,’that’snoneofmybusiness;
ifitwas,IwarrantIshouldfindtherewassomethingofthat
kindinit;yourmodestmenincommonopinionaresometimes
nobetterthanotherpeople,onlytheykeepabettercharacter,
or,ifyouplease,arethebetterhypocrites。’
’No,no,’saysherfriend,’IcanassureyouSir——isno
hypocrite,heisreallyanhonest,sobergentleman,andhehas
certainlybeenrobbed。’
’Nay,’saysmygoverness,’itmaybe
hehas;itisnobusinessofmine,Itellyou;Ionlywantto
speakwithhim;mybusinessisofanothernature。’
’But,’says
herfriend,’letyourbusinessbeofwhatnatureitwill,you
cannotseehimyet,forheisnotfittobeseen,forheisvery
ill,andbruisedverymuch,’
’Ay,’saysmygoverness,’nay,
thenhehasfallenintobadhands,tobesure,’
Andthenshe
askedgravely,’Pray,whereishebruised?’
’Why,inthehead,’
saysherfriend,’andoneofhishands,andhisface,forthey
usedhimbarbarously。’
’Poorgentleman,’saysmygoverness,
’Imustwait,then,tillherecovers’;andadds,’Ihopeitwill
notbelong,forIwantverymuchtospeakwithhim。’
Awayshecomestomeandtellsmethisstory。
’Ihavefound
outyourfinegentleman,andafinegentlemanhewas,’says
she;’but,mercyonhim,heisinasadpicklenow。
Iwonder
whatthed——lyouhavedonetohim;why,youhavealmost
killedhim。’
Ilookedatherwithdisorderenough。
’Ikilled
him!’saysI;’youmustmistaketheperson;IamsureIdid
nothingtohim;hewasverywellwhenIlefthim,’saidI,’only
drunkandfastasleep。’
’Iknownothingofthat,’saysshe,
’butheisinasadpicklenow’;andsoshetoldmeallthather
friendhadsaidtoher。
’Well,then,’saysI,’hefellintobad
handsafterIlefthim,forIamsureIlefthimsafeenough。’
Abouttendaysafter,oralittlemore,mygovernessgoesagain
toherfriend,tointroducehertothisgentleman;shehad
inquiredotherwaysinthemeantime,andfoundthathewas
aboutagain,ifnotabroadagain,soshegotleavetospeak
withhim。
Shewasawomanofaadmirableaddress,andwantednobody
tointroduceher;shetoldhertalemuchbetterthanIshallbe
abletotellitforher,forshewasamistressofhertongue,as
Ihavesaidalready。
Shetoldhimthatshecame,thougha
stranger,withasingledesignofdoinghimaserviceandhe
shouldfindshehadnootherendinit;thatasshecamepurely
onsofriendlyanaccount,shebeggedpromisefromhim,that
ifhedidnotacceptwhatsheshouldofficiouslyproposehe
wouldnottakeitillthatshemeddledwithwhatwasnother
business。
Sheassuredhimthataswhatshehadtosaywasa
secretthatbelongedtohimonly,sowhetherheacceptedher
offerornot,itshouldremainasecrettoalltheworld,unless
heexposedithimself;norshouldhisrefusingherserviceinit
makehersolittleshowherrespectastodohimtheleastinjury,
sothatheshouldbeentirelyatlibertytoactashethoughtfit。
Helookedveryshyatfirst,andsaidheknewnothingthat
relatedtohimthatrequiredmuchsecrecy;thathehadnever
doneanymananywrong,andcarednotwhatanybodymight
sayofhim;thatitwasnopartofhischaractertobeunjustto
anybody,norcouldheimagineinwhatanymancouldrender
himanyservice;butthatifitwassodisinterestedaserviceas
shesaid,hecouldnottakeitillfromanyonethattheyshould
endeavourtoservehim;andso,asitwere,leftheraliberty
eithertotellhimornottotell,asshethoughtfit。
Shefoundhimsoperfectlyindifferent,thatshewasalmost
afraidtoenterintothepointwithhim;but,however,after
someothercircumlocutionsshetoldhimthatbyastrangeand
unaccountableaccidentshecametohaveaparticularknowledge
ofthelateunhappyadventurehehadfalleninto,andthatinsuch
amanner,thattherewasnobodyintheworldbutherselfand
himthatwereacquaintedwithit,no,nottheverypersonthat
waswithhim。
Helookedalittleangrilyatfirst。
’Whatadventure?’saidhe。
’Why,’saidshe,’ofyourbeingrobbedcomingfromKnightbr——;
Hampstead,sir,Ishouldsay,’saysshe。
’Benotsurprised,sir,’
saysshe,’thatIamabletotellyoueverystepyoutookthat
dayfromthecloisterinSmithfieldtotheSpringGardenat
Knightsbridge,andthencetothe——intheStrand,andhow
youwereleftasleepinthecoachafterwards。
Isay,letnot
thissurpriseyou,for,sir,Idonotcometomakeabootyof
you,Iasknothingofyou,andIassureyouthewomanthat
waswithyouknowsnothingwhoyouare,andnevershall;
andyetperhapsImayserveyoufurtherstill,forIdidnotcome
barelytoletyouknowthatIwasinformedofthesethings,as
ifIwantedabridetoconcealthem;assureyourself,sir,’said
she,’thatwhateveryouthinkfittodoorsaytome,itshallbe
allasecretasitis,asmuchasifIwereinmygrave。’
Hewasastonishedatherdiscourse,andsaidgravelytoher,
’Madam,youareastrangertome,butitisveryunfortunate
thatyoushouldbeletintothesecretoftheworstactionof
mylife,andathingthatIamsojustlyashamedof,thatthe
onlysatisfactionofittomewas,thatIthoughtitwasknown
onlytoGodanymyownconscience。’
’Pray,sir,’saysshe,
’donotreckonthediscoveryofittometobeanypartofyour
misfortune。
Itwasathing,Ibelieve,youweresurprisedinto,
andperhapsthewomanusedsomearttopromptyoutoit;
however,youwillneverfindanyjustcause,’saidshe,’to
repentthatIcametohearofit;norcanyourownmouthbe
moresilentinitthatIhavebeen,andevershallbe。’
’Well,’sayshe,’butletmedosomejusticetothewomantoo;
whoeversheis,Idoassureyoushepromptedmetonothing,
sheratherdeclinedme。
Itwasmyownfollyandmadnessthat
broughtmeintoitall,ay,andbroughtherintoittoo;Imust
giveherherduesofar。
Astowhatshetookfromme,Icould
expectnolessfromherintheconditionIwasin,andtothis
hourIknownotwhethersherobbedmeorthecoachman;if
shedidit,Iforgiveher,andIthinkallgentlementhatdoso
shouldbeusedinthesamemanner;butIammoreconcerned
forsomeotherthingsthatIamforallthatshetookfromme。’
Mygovernessnowbegantocomeintothewholematter,and
heopenedhimselffreelytoher。
Firstshesaidtohim,inanswer
towhathehadsaidaboutme,’Iamglad,sir,youaresojust
tothepersonthatyouwerewith;Iassureyousheisa
gentlewoman,andnowomanofthetown;andhoweveryou
prevailedwithhersofarasyoudid,Iamsure’tisnother
practice。
Youranagreatventureindeed,sir;butifthatbe
anypartofyourcare,Iampersuadedyoumaybeperfectly
easy,forIdareassureyounomanhastouchedher,before
you,sinceherhusband,andhehasbeendeadnowalmost
eightyears。’
Itappearedthatthiswashisgrievance,andthathewasina
verygreatfrightaboutit;however,whenmygovernesssaid
thistohim,heappearedverywellpleased,andsaid,’Well,
madam,tobeplainwithyou,ifIwassatisfiedofthat,Ishould
notsomuchvaluewhatIlost;for,astothat,thetemptation
wasgreat,andperhapsshewaspoorandwantedit。’
’Ifshe
hadnotbeenpoor,sir——,’saysmygoverness,’Iassureyou
shewouldneverhaveyieldedtoyou;andasherpovertyfirst
prevailedwithhertoletyoudoasyoudid,sothesamepoverty
prevailedwithhertopayherselfatlast,whenshesawyou
wasinsuchacondition,thatifshehadnotdoneit,perhaps
thenextcoachmanmighthavedoneit。’
’Well,’sayshe,’muchgoodmayitdoher。
Isayagain,allthe
gentlementhatdosooughttobeusedinthesamemanner,
andthentheywouldbecautiousofthemselves。
Ihaveno
moreconcernaboutit,butonthescorewhichyouhintedat
before,madam。’
Hereheenteredintosomefreedomswith
heronthesubjectofwhatpassedbetweenus,whicharenot
soproperforawomantowrite,andthegreatterrorthatwas
uponhismindwithrelationtohiswife,forfearheshouldhave
receivedanyinjuryfromme,andshouldcommunicateiffarther;
andaskedheratlastifshecouldnotprocurehimanopportunity
tospeakwithme。
Mygovernessgavehimfurtherassurances
ofmybeingawomanclearfromanysuchthing,andthathe
wasasentirelysaveinthatrespectashewaswithhisown
lady;butasforseeingme,shesaiditmightbeofdangerous