chargedyouwithher;praydoyoudoyourduty。’
Theconstable
toldhim,alittlemoved,butveryhandsomely,’Iknowmy
duty,andwhatIam,sir;Idoubtyouhardlyknowwhatyou
aredoing。’
Theyhadsomeotherhardwords,andinthe
meantimethejourneyman,impudentandunmanlytothelast
degree,usedmebarbarously,andoneofthem,thesamethat
firstseizeduponme,pretendedhewouldsearchme,andbegan
tolayhandsonme。
Ispitinhisface,calledouttotheconstable,
andbadehimtotakenoticeofmyusage。
’Andpray,Mr。
Constable,’saidI,’askthatvillain’sname,’pointingtothe
man。
Theconstablereprovedhimdecently,toldhimthathe
didnotknowwhathedid,forheknewthathismaster
acknowledgedIwasnotthepersonthatwasinhisshop;’and,’
saystheconstable,’Iamafraidyourmasterisbringinghimself,
andmetoo,intotrouble,ifthisgentlewomancomestoprove
whosheis,andwhereshewas,anditappearsthatsheisnot
thewomanyoupretendto。’
’Damnher,’saysthefellowagain,
withaimpudent,hardenedface,’sheisthelady,youmaydepend
uponit;I’llswearsheisthesamebodythatwasintheshop,
andthatIgavethepiecesofsatinthatislostintoherownhand。
YoushallhearmoreofitwhenMr。WilliamandMr。Anthony
those
wereotherjourneymencomeback;theywillknowher
againaswellasI。’
Justastheinsolentroguewastalkingthustotheconstable,
comesbackMr。WilliamandMr。Anthony,ashecalledthem,
andagreatrabblewiththem,bringingalongwiththemthe
truewidowthatIwaspretendedtobe;andtheycamesweating
andblowingintotheshop,andwithagreatdealoftriumph,
draggingthepoorcreatureinthemostbutcherlymannerup
towardstheirmaster,whowasinthebackshop,andcried
outaloud,’Here’sthewidow,sir;wehavecatcherheratlast。’
’Whatdoyemeanbythat?’saysthemaster。
’Why,wehave
heralready;thereshesits,’sayshe,’andMr——,’sayshe,
’canswearthisisshe。’
Theotherman,whomtheycalledMr。
Anthony,replied,’Mr——maysaywhathewill,andswear
whathewill,butthisisthewoman,andthere’stheremnant
ofsatinshestole;Itookitoutofherclotheswithmyownhand。’
Isatstillnow,andbegantotakeabetterheart,butsmiledand
saidnothing;themasterlookedpale;theconstableturned
aboutandlookedatme。
’Let’emalone,Mr。Constable,’said
I;’let’emgoon。’
Thecasewasplainandcouldnotbedenied,
sotheconstablewaschargedwiththerightthief,andthe
mercertoldmeverycivillyhewassorryforthemistake,and
hopedIwouldnottakeitill;thattheyhadsomanythingsof
thisnatureputuponthemeveryday,thattheycouldnotbe
blamedforbeingverysharpindoingthemselvesjustice。
’Not
takeitill,sir!’saidI;’howcanItakeitwell!
Ifyouhad
dismissedmewhenyourinsolentfellowseizedonmeitthe
street,andbroughtmetoyou,andwhenyouyourself
acknowledgedIwasnottheperson,Iwouldhaveputitby,
andnottakenitill,becauseofthemanyillthingsIbelieve
youhaveputuponyoudaily;butyourtreatmentofmesince
hasbeeninsufferable,andespeciallythatofyourservant;I
mustandwillhavereparationforthat。’
Thenbebegantoparleywithme,saidhewouldmakemeany
reasonablesatisfaction,andwouldfainhavehadmetellhim
whatitwasIexpected。
ItoldhimthatIshouldnotbemy
ownjudge,thelawshoulddecideitforme;andasIwastobe
carriedbeforeamagistrate,Ishouldlethimheartherewhat
Ihadtosay。
Hetoldmetherewasnooccasiontogobefore
thejusticenow,IwasatlibertytogowhereIpleased;andso,
callingtotheconstable,toldhimhemightletmego,forI
wasdischarge。
Theconstablesaidcalmlytohim,’sir,you
askedmejustnowifIknewwhetherIwasaconstableor
justice,andbademedomyduty,andchargedmewiththis
gentlewomanasaprisoner。
Now,sir,Ifindyoudonot
understandwhatismyduty,foryouwouldmakemeajustice
indeed;butImusttellyouitisnotinmypower。
Imaykeep
aprisonerwhenIamchargedwithhim,but’tisthelawand
themagistratealonethatcandischargethatprisoner;therefore
’tisamistake,sir;Imustcarryherbeforeajusticenow,
whetheryouthinkwellofitornot。’
Themercerwasvery
highwiththeconstableatfirst;buttheconstablehappening
tobenotahiredofficer,butagood,substantialkindofman
Ithinkhewasacorn-handler,andamanofgoodsense,
stoodtohisbusiness,wouldnotdischargemewithoutgoing
toajusticeofthepeace;andIinsisteduponittoo。
Whenthe
mercersawthat,’Well,’sayshetotheconstable,’youmay
carryherwhereyouplease;Ihavenothingtosaytoher。’
’But,sir,’saystheconstable,’youwillgowithus,Ihope,for
’tisyouthatchargedmewithher。’
’No,notI,’saysthe
mercer;’ItellyouIhavenothingtosaytoher。’
’Butpray,sir,
do,’saystheconstable;’Idesireitofyouforyourownsake,
forthejustice
candonothingwithoutyou。’
’Prithee,fellow,’
saysthemercer,’goaboutyourbusiness;ItellyouIhave
nothingtosaytothegentlewoman。
Ichargeyouintheking’s
nametodismissher。’
’Sir,’saystheconstable,’Ifindyou
don’tknowwhatitistobeconstable;Ibegofyoudon’toblige
metoberudetoyou。’
’IthinkIneednot;youarerudeenough
already,’saysthemercer。
’No,sir,’saystheconstable,’Iam
notrude;youhavebrokenthepeaceinbringinganhonest
womanoutofthestreet,whenshewasaboutherlawful
occasion,confiningherinyourshop,andill-usingherhere
byyourservants;andnowcanyousayIamrudetoyou?
I
thinkIamciviltoyouinnotcommandingorchargingyouin
theking’snametogowithme,andchargingeverymanIsee
thatpassesyourdoortoaidandassistmeincarryingyouby
force;thisyoucannotbutknowIhavepowertodo,andyetI
forbearit,andoncemoreentreatyoutogowithme。’
Well,he
wouldnotforallthis,andgavetheconstableilllanguage。
However,theconstablekepthistemper,andwouldnotbe
provoked;andthenIputinandsaid,’Come,Mr。Constable,
lethimalone;Ishallfindwaysenoughtofetchhimbeforea
magistrate,Idon’tfearthat;butthere’sthefellow,’saysI,
’hewasthemanthatseizedonmeasIwasinnocentlygoing
alongthestreet,andyouareawitnessoftheviolencewith
mesince;givemeleavetochargeyouwithhim,andcarry
himbeforethejustice。’
’Yes,madam,’saystheconstable;
andturningtothefellow’Come,younggentleman,’sayshe
tothejourneyman,’youmustgoalongwithus;Ihopeyou
arenotabovetheconstable’spower,thoughyourmasteris。’
Thefellowlookedlikeacondemnedthief,andhungback,
thenlookedathismaster,asifhecouldhelphim;andhe,like
afool,encouragethefellowtoberude,andhetrulyresisted
theconstable,andpushedhimbackwithagoodforcewhen
hewenttolayholdonhim,atwhichtheconstableknocked
himdown,andcalledoutforhelp;andimmediatelytheshop
wasfilledwithpeople,andtheconstableseizedthemaster
andman,andallhisservants。
Thisfirstillconsequenceofthisfraywas,thatthewoman
theyhadtaken,whowasreallythethief,madeoff,andgot
clearawayinthecrowd;andtwootherthattheyhadstopped
also;whethertheywerereallyguiltyornot,thatIcansay
nothingto。
Bythistimesomeofhisneighbourshavingcomein,and,
uponinquiry,seeinghowthingswent,hadendeavouredto
bringthehot-brainedmercertohissenses,andhebeganto
beconvincedthathewasinthewrong;andsoatlengthwe
wentallveryquietlybeforethejustice,withamobofabout
fivehundredpeopleatourheels;andallthewayIwentI
couldhearthepeopleaskwhatwasthematter,andotherreply
andsay,amercerhadstoppedagentlewomaninsteadofa
thief,andhadafterwardstakenthethief,andnowthe
gentlewomanhadtakenthemercer,andwascarryinghim
beforethejustice。
Thispleasedthepeoplestrangely,and
madethecrowdincrease,andtheycriedoutastheywent,
’Whichistherogue?
whichisthemercer?’
and
especially
thewomen。
Thenwhentheysawhimtheycriedout,’That’s
he,that’she’;andeverynowandthencameagooddabof
dirtathim;andthuswemarchedagoodwhile,tillthemercer
thoughtfittodesiretheconstabletocallacoachtoprotect
himselffromtherabble;sowerodetherestoftheway,the
constableandI,andthemercerandhisman。
Whenwecametothejustice,whichwasanancientgentleman
inBloomsbury,theconstablegivingfirstasummaryaccount
ofthematter,thejusticebademespeak,andtellwhatIhad
tosay。
Andfirstheaskedmyname,whichIwasverylothto
give,buttherewasnoremedy,soItoldhimmynamewas
MaryFlanders,thatIwasawidow,myhusbandbeingasea
captain,diedonavoyagetoVirginia;andsomeother
circumstancesItoldwhichhecouldnevercontradict,and
thatIlodgedatpresentintownwithsuchaperson,naming
mygoverness;butthatIwaspreparingtogoovertoAmerica,
wheremyhusband’seffectslay,andthatIwasgoingthatday
tobuysomeclothestoputmyselfintosecondmourning,but
hadnotyetbeeninanyshop,whenthatfellow,pointingto
themercer’sjourneyman,camerushinguponmewithsuch
furyasverymuchfrightedme,andcarriedmebacktohis
master’sshop,where,thoughhismasteracknowledgedIwas
nottheperson,yethewouldnotdismissme,butchargeda