chargedyouwithher;praydoyoudoyourduty。’
  Theconstable
  toldhim,alittlemoved,butveryhandsomely,’Iknowmy
  duty,andwhatIam,sir;Idoubtyouhardlyknowwhatyou
  aredoing。’
  Theyhadsomeotherhardwords,andinthe
  meantimethejourneyman,impudentandunmanlytothelast
  degree,usedmebarbarously,andoneofthem,thesamethat
  firstseizeduponme,pretendedhewouldsearchme,andbegan
  tolayhandsonme。
  Ispitinhisface,calledouttotheconstable,
  andbadehimtotakenoticeofmyusage。
  ’Andpray,Mr。
  Constable,’saidI,’askthatvillain’sname,’pointingtothe
  man。
  Theconstablereprovedhimdecently,toldhimthathe
  didnotknowwhathedid,forheknewthathismaster
  acknowledgedIwasnotthepersonthatwasinhisshop;’and,’
  saystheconstable,’Iamafraidyourmasterisbringinghimself,
  andmetoo,intotrouble,ifthisgentlewomancomestoprove
  whosheis,andwhereshewas,anditappearsthatsheisnot
  thewomanyoupretendto。’
  ’Damnher,’saysthefellowagain,
  withaimpudent,hardenedface,’sheisthelady,youmaydepend
  uponit;I’llswearsheisthesamebodythatwasintheshop,
  andthatIgavethepiecesofsatinthatislostintoherownhand。
  YoushallhearmoreofitwhenMr。WilliamandMr。Anthony
  those
  wereotherjourneymencomeback;theywillknowher
  againaswellasI。’
  Justastheinsolentroguewastalkingthustotheconstable,
  comesbackMr。WilliamandMr。Anthony,ashecalledthem,
  andagreatrabblewiththem,bringingalongwiththemthe
  truewidowthatIwaspretendedtobe;andtheycamesweating
  andblowingintotheshop,andwithagreatdealoftriumph,
  draggingthepoorcreatureinthemostbutcherlymannerup
  towardstheirmaster,whowasinthebackshop,andcried
  outaloud,’Here’sthewidow,sir;wehavecatcherheratlast。’
  ’Whatdoyemeanbythat?’saysthemaster。
  ’Why,wehave
  heralready;thereshesits,’sayshe,’andMr——,’sayshe,
  ’canswearthisisshe。’
  Theotherman,whomtheycalledMr。
  Anthony,replied,’Mr——maysaywhathewill,andswear
  whathewill,butthisisthewoman,andthere’stheremnant
  ofsatinshestole;Itookitoutofherclotheswithmyownhand。’
  Isatstillnow,andbegantotakeabetterheart,butsmiledand
  saidnothing;themasterlookedpale;theconstableturned
  aboutandlookedatme。
  ’Let’emalone,Mr。Constable,’said
  I;’let’emgoon。’
  Thecasewasplainandcouldnotbedenied,
  sotheconstablewaschargedwiththerightthief,andthe
  mercertoldmeverycivillyhewassorryforthemistake,and
  hopedIwouldnottakeitill;thattheyhadsomanythingsof
  thisnatureputuponthemeveryday,thattheycouldnotbe
  blamedforbeingverysharpindoingthemselvesjustice。
  ’Not
  takeitill,sir!’saidI;’howcanItakeitwell!
  Ifyouhad
  dismissedmewhenyourinsolentfellowseizedonmeitthe
  street,andbroughtmetoyou,andwhenyouyourself
  acknowledgedIwasnottheperson,Iwouldhaveputitby,
  andnottakenitill,becauseofthemanyillthingsIbelieve
  youhaveputuponyoudaily;butyourtreatmentofmesince
  hasbeeninsufferable,andespeciallythatofyourservant;I
  mustandwillhavereparationforthat。’
  Thenbebegantoparleywithme,saidhewouldmakemeany
  reasonablesatisfaction,andwouldfainhavehadmetellhim
  whatitwasIexpected。
  ItoldhimthatIshouldnotbemy
  ownjudge,thelawshoulddecideitforme;andasIwastobe
  carriedbeforeamagistrate,Ishouldlethimheartherewhat
  Ihadtosay。
  Hetoldmetherewasnooccasiontogobefore
  thejusticenow,IwasatlibertytogowhereIpleased;andso,
  callingtotheconstable,toldhimhemightletmego,forI
  wasdischarge。
  Theconstablesaidcalmlytohim,’sir,you
  askedmejustnowifIknewwhetherIwasaconstableor
  justice,andbademedomyduty,andchargedmewiththis
  gentlewomanasaprisoner。
  Now,sir,Ifindyoudonot
  understandwhatismyduty,foryouwouldmakemeajustice
  indeed;butImusttellyouitisnotinmypower。
  Imaykeep
  aprisonerwhenIamchargedwithhim,but’tisthelawand
  themagistratealonethatcandischargethatprisoner;therefore
  ’tisamistake,sir;Imustcarryherbeforeajusticenow,
  whetheryouthinkwellofitornot。’
  Themercerwasvery
  highwiththeconstableatfirst;buttheconstablehappening
  tobenotahiredofficer,butagood,substantialkindofman
  Ithinkhewasacorn-handler,andamanofgoodsense,
  stoodtohisbusiness,wouldnotdischargemewithoutgoing
  toajusticeofthepeace;andIinsisteduponittoo。
  Whenthe
  mercersawthat,’Well,’sayshetotheconstable,’youmay
  carryherwhereyouplease;Ihavenothingtosaytoher。’
  ’But,sir,’saystheconstable,’youwillgowithus,Ihope,for
  ’tisyouthatchargedmewithher。’
  ’No,notI,’saysthe
  mercer;’ItellyouIhavenothingtosaytoher。’
  ’Butpray,sir,
  do,’saystheconstable;’Idesireitofyouforyourownsake,
  forthejustice
  candonothingwithoutyou。’
  ’Prithee,fellow,’
  saysthemercer,’goaboutyourbusiness;ItellyouIhave
  nothingtosaytothegentlewoman。
  Ichargeyouintheking’s
  nametodismissher。’
  ’Sir,’saystheconstable,’Ifindyou
  don’tknowwhatitistobeconstable;Ibegofyoudon’toblige
  metoberudetoyou。’
  ’IthinkIneednot;youarerudeenough
  already,’saysthemercer。
  ’No,sir,’saystheconstable,’Iam
  notrude;youhavebrokenthepeaceinbringinganhonest
  womanoutofthestreet,whenshewasaboutherlawful
  occasion,confiningherinyourshop,andill-usingherhere
  byyourservants;andnowcanyousayIamrudetoyou?
  I
  thinkIamciviltoyouinnotcommandingorchargingyouin
  theking’snametogowithme,andchargingeverymanIsee
  thatpassesyourdoortoaidandassistmeincarryingyouby
  force;thisyoucannotbutknowIhavepowertodo,andyetI
  forbearit,andoncemoreentreatyoutogowithme。’
  Well,he
  wouldnotforallthis,andgavetheconstableilllanguage。
  However,theconstablekepthistemper,andwouldnotbe
  provoked;andthenIputinandsaid,’Come,Mr。Constable,
  lethimalone;Ishallfindwaysenoughtofetchhimbeforea
  magistrate,Idon’tfearthat;butthere’sthefellow,’saysI,
  ’hewasthemanthatseizedonmeasIwasinnocentlygoing
  alongthestreet,andyouareawitnessoftheviolencewith
  mesince;givemeleavetochargeyouwithhim,andcarry
  himbeforethejustice。’
  ’Yes,madam,’saystheconstable;
  andturningtothefellow’Come,younggentleman,’sayshe
  tothejourneyman,’youmustgoalongwithus;Ihopeyou
  arenotabovetheconstable’spower,thoughyourmasteris。’
  Thefellowlookedlikeacondemnedthief,andhungback,
  thenlookedathismaster,asifhecouldhelphim;andhe,like
  afool,encouragethefellowtoberude,andhetrulyresisted
  theconstable,andpushedhimbackwithagoodforcewhen
  hewenttolayholdonhim,atwhichtheconstableknocked
  himdown,andcalledoutforhelp;andimmediatelytheshop
  wasfilledwithpeople,andtheconstableseizedthemaster
  andman,andallhisservants。
  Thisfirstillconsequenceofthisfraywas,thatthewoman
  theyhadtaken,whowasreallythethief,madeoff,andgot
  clearawayinthecrowd;andtwootherthattheyhadstopped
  also;whethertheywerereallyguiltyornot,thatIcansay
  nothingto。
  Bythistimesomeofhisneighbourshavingcomein,and,
  uponinquiry,seeinghowthingswent,hadendeavouredto
  bringthehot-brainedmercertohissenses,andhebeganto
  beconvincedthathewasinthewrong;andsoatlengthwe
  wentallveryquietlybeforethejustice,withamobofabout
  fivehundredpeopleatourheels;andallthewayIwentI
  couldhearthepeopleaskwhatwasthematter,andotherreply
  andsay,amercerhadstoppedagentlewomaninsteadofa
  thief,andhadafterwardstakenthethief,andnowthe
  gentlewomanhadtakenthemercer,andwascarryinghim
  beforethejustice。
  Thispleasedthepeoplestrangely,and
  madethecrowdincrease,andtheycriedoutastheywent,
  ’Whichistherogue?
  whichisthemercer?’
  and
  especially
  thewomen。
  Thenwhentheysawhimtheycriedout,’That’s
  he,that’she’;andeverynowandthencameagooddabof
  dirtathim;andthuswemarchedagoodwhile,tillthemercer
  thoughtfittodesiretheconstabletocallacoachtoprotect
  himselffromtherabble;sowerodetherestoftheway,the
  constableandI,andthemercerandhisman。
  Whenwecametothejustice,whichwasanancientgentleman
  inBloomsbury,theconstablegivingfirstasummaryaccount
  ofthematter,thejusticebademespeak,andtellwhatIhad
  tosay。
  Andfirstheaskedmyname,whichIwasverylothto
  give,buttherewasnoremedy,soItoldhimmynamewas
  MaryFlanders,thatIwasawidow,myhusbandbeingasea
  captain,diedonavoyagetoVirginia;andsomeother
  circumstancesItoldwhichhecouldnevercontradict,and
  thatIlodgedatpresentintownwithsuchaperson,naming
  mygoverness;butthatIwaspreparingtogoovertoAmerica,
  wheremyhusband’seffectslay,andthatIwasgoingthatday
  tobuysomeclothestoputmyselfintosecondmourning,but
  hadnotyetbeeninanyshop,whenthatfellow,pointingto
  themercer’sjourneyman,camerushinguponmewithsuch
  furyasverymuchfrightedme,andcarriedmebacktohis
  master’sshop,where,thoughhismasteracknowledgedIwas
  nottheperson,yethewouldnotdismissme,butchargeda