WhenIcametoreceivethemoney,Ibroughtmygoverness
withme,dressedlikeanoldduchess,andagentlemanvery
welldressed,whowepretendedcourtedme,butIcalledhim
cousin,andthelawyerwasonlytohintprivatelytohimthat
hisgentlemancourtedthewidow。
Hetreatedushandsomelyindeed,andpaidthemoney
cheerfullyenough;sothatitcosthim#200inall,orrather
more。
Atourlastmeeting,whenallwasagreed,thecaseof
thejourneymancameup,andthemercerbeggedveryhard
forhim;toldmehewasamanthathadkeptashopofhis
own,andbeeningoodbusiness,hadawife,andseveral
children,andwasverypoor;thathehadnothingtomake
satisfactionwith,butheshouldcometobegmypardonon
hisknees,ifIdesiredit,asopenlyasIpleased。
Ihadno
spleenatthesaucyrogue,norwerehissubmissionsanything
tome,sincetherewasnothingtobegotbyhim,soIthought
itwasasgoodtothrowthatingenerouslyasnot;soItold
himIdidnotdesiretheruinofanyman,andthereforeathis
requestIwouldforgivethewretch;itwasbelowmetoseek
anyrevenge。
Whenwewereatsupperhebroughtthepoorfellowinto
makeacknowledgment,whichhewouldhavedonewithas
muchmeanhumilityashisoffencewaswithinsulting
haughtinessandpride,inwhichhewasaninstanceofa
completebasenessofspirit,impious,cruel,andrelentless
whenuppermostandinprosperity,abjectandlow-spirited
whendowninaffliction。
However,Iabatedhiscringes,told
himIforgavehim,anddesiredhemightwithdraw,asifIdid
notcareforthesightofhim,thoughIhadforgivenhim。
Iwasnowingoodcircumstancesindeed,ifIcouldhave
knownmytimeforleavingoff,andmygovernessoftensaid
IwastherichestofthetradeinEngland;andsoIbelieveI
was,forIhad#700bymeinmoney,besidesclothes,rings,
someplate,andtwogoldwatches,andallofthemstolen,for
IhadinnumerablejobsbesidestheseIhavementioned。
Oh!
hadIevennowhadthegraceof
repentance,Ihadstillleisure
tohavelookedbackuponmyfollies,andhavemadesome
reparation;butthesatisfactionIwastomakeforthepublic
mischiefsIhaddonewasyetleftbehind;andIcouldnotforbear
goingabroadagain,asIcalleditnow,thananymoreIcould
whenmyextremityreallydrovemeoutforbread。
Itwasnotlongaftertheaffairwiththemercerwasmadeup,
thatIwentoutinanequipagequitedifferentfromanyIhad
everappearedinbefore。
Idressedmyselflikeabeggarwoman,
inthecoarsestandmostdespicableragsIcouldget,andI
walkedaboutpeeringandpeepingintoeverydoorandwindow
Icamenear;andindeedIwasinsuchaplightnowthatIknew
asillhowtobehaveinaseverIdidinany。
Inaturallyabhorred
dirtandrags;Ihadbeenbreduptightandcleanly,andcould
benoother,whateverconditionIwasin;sothatthiswasthe
mostuneasydisguisetomethateverIputon。
Isaidpresently
tomyselfthatthiswouldnotdo,forthiswasadressthat
everybodywasshyandafraidof;andIthoughteverybody
lookedatme,asiftheywereafraidIshouldcomenearthem,
lestIshouldtakesomethingfromthem,orafraidtocomenear
me,lesttheyshouldgetsomethingfromme。
Iwanderedabout
alltheeveningthefirsttimeIwentout,andmadenothingof
it,butcamehomeagainwet,draggled,andtired。
However,
Iwentoutagainthenextnight,andthenImetwithalittle
adventure,whichhadliketohavecostmedear。
AsIwas
standingnearataverndoor,therecomesagentlemanon
horseback,andlightsatthedoor,andwantingtogointothe
tavern,hecallsoneofthedrawerstoholdhishorse。
Hestayed
prettylonginthetavern,andthedrawerheardhismastercall,
andthoughthewouldbeangrywithhim。
Seeingmestandby
him,hecalledtome,’Here,woman,’sayshe,’holdthishorse
awhile,tillIgoin;ifthegentlemancomes,he’llgiveyou
something。’
’Yes,’saysI,andtakesthehorse,andwalksoff
withhimverysoberly,andcarriedhimtomygoverness。
Thishadbeenabootytothosethathadunderstoodit;but
neverwaspoorthiefmoreatalosstoknowwhattodowith
anythingthatwasstolen;forwhenIcamehome,mygoverness
wasquiteconfounded,andwhattodowiththecreature,we
neitherofusknew。
Tosendhimtoasablewasdoingnothing,
foritwascertainthatpublicnoticewouldbegiveninthe
Gazette,andthehorsedescribed,sothatwedurstnotgoto
fetchitagain。
Alltheremedywehadforthisunluckyadventurewastogo
andsetupthehorseataninn,andsendanotebyaporterto
thetavern,thatthegentleman’shorsethatwaslostsuchatime
wasleftatsuchaninn,andthathemightbehadthere;that
thepoorwomanthatheldhim,havingledhimaboutthestreet,
notbeingabletoleadhimbackagain,hadlefthimthere。
We
mighthavewaitedtilltheownerhadpublishedandoffereda
reward,butwedidnotcaretoventurethereceivingthereward。
Sothiswasarobberyandnorobbery,forlittlewaslostbyit,
andnothingwasgotbyit,andIwasquitesickofgoingoutin
abeggar’sdress;itdidnotansweratall,andbesides,Ithought
itwasominousandthreatening。
WhileIwasinthisdisguise,Ifellinwithaparceloffolksof
aworsekindthananyIeversortedwith,andIsawalittleinto
theirwaystoo。
Thesewerecoinersofmoney,andtheymade
someverygoodofferstome,astoprofit;butthepartthey
wouldhavehadmehaveembarkedinwasthemostdangerous
part。
Imeanthatoftheveryworkingthedie,astheycallit,
which,hadIbeentaken,hadbeencertaindeath,andthatata
stake——Isay,tobeburnttodeathatastake;sothatthoughI
wastoappearancebutabeggar,andtheypromisedmountains
ofgoldandsilvertometoengage,yetitwouldnotdo。
Itis
true,ifIhadbeenreallyabeggar,orhadbeendesperateas
whenIbegan,Imightperhapshaveclosedwithit;forwhat
caretheytodiethatcan’ttellhowtolive?
Butatpresent
thiswasnotmycondition,atleastIwasfornosuchterrible
risksasthose;besides,theverythoughtsofbeingburntata
stakestruckterrorintomyverysoul,chilledmyblood,and
gavemethevapourstosuchadegree,asIcouldnotthink
ofitwithouttrembling。
Thisputanendtomydisguisetoo,forasIdidnotlikethe
proposal,soIdidnottellthemso,butseemedtorelishit,and
promisedtomeetagain。
ButIdurstseethemnomore;forifI
hadseenthem,andnotcomplied,thoughIhaddeclineditwith
thegreatestassuranceofsecrecyintheworld,theywouldhave
goneneartohavemurderedme,tomakesurework,andmake
themselveseasy,astheycallit。
Whatkindofeasinessthatis,
theymaybestjudgethatunderstandhoweasymenarethat
canmurderpeopletopreventdanger。
Thisandhorse-stealingwerethingsquiteoutofmyway,and
ImighteasilyresolveIwouldhavetomoretosaytothem;my
businessseemedtolieanotherway,andthoughithadhazard
enoughinittoo,yetitwasmoresuitabletome,andwhathad
moreofartinit,andmoreroomtoescape,andmorechances
fora-comingoffifasurpriseshouldhappen。
Ihadseveralproposalsmadealsotomeaboutthattime,to
comeintoagangofhouse-breakers;butthatwasathingIhad
nomindtoventureatneither,anymorethanIhadatthe
coiningtrade。
Iofferedtogoalongwithtwomenanda
woman,thatmadeittheirbusinesstogetintohousesby
stratagem,andwiththemIwaswillingenoughtoventure。
Buttherewerethreeofthemalready,andtheydidnotcare
topart,norItohavetoomanyinagang,soIdidnotclose
withthem,butdeclinedthem,andtheypaiddearfortheir
nextattempt。
ButatlengthImetwithawomanthathadoftentoldmewhat
adventuresshehadmade,andwithsuccess,atthewaterside,
andIclosedwithher,andwedroveonourbusinesspretty
well。
OnedaywecameamongsomeDutchpeopleatSt。
Catherine’s,wherewewentonpretencetobuygoodsthat
wereprivatelygotonshore。
Iwastwoorthreetimesina
housewherewesawagoodquantityofprohibitedgoods,
andmycompaniononcebroughtawaythreepiecesofDutch
blacksilkthatturnedtogoodaccount,andIhadmyshareof
it;butinallthejourneysImadebymyself,Icouldnotgetan
opportunitytodoanything,soIlaiditaside,forIhadbeenso
often,thattheybegantosuspectsomething,andweresoshy,
thatIsawnothingwastobedone。
Thisbaulkedmealittle,andIresolvedtopushatsomething
orother,forIwasnotusedtocomebacksooftenwithout
purchase;sothenextdayIdressedmyselfupfine,andtook
awalktotheotherendofthetown。
Ipassedthroughthe
ExchangeintheStrand,buthadnonotionoffindinganything
todothere,whenonasuddenIsawagreatclutteringinthe
place,andallthepeople,shopkeepersaswellasothers,
standingupandstaring;andwhatshoulditbebutsomegreat
duchesscomeintotheExchange,andtheysaidthequeenwas
coming。
Isetmyselfcloseuptoashop-sidewithmybackto
thecounter,asiftoletthecrowdpassby,whenkeepingmy
eyeuponaparceloflacewhichtheshopkeeperwasshowing
tosomeladiesthatstoodbyme,theshopkeeperandhermaid
weresotakenupwithlookingtoseewhowascoming,and
whatshoptheywouldgoto,thatIfoundmeanstoslipapaper
oflaceintomypocketandcomeclearoffwithit;sothe
lady-millinerpaiddearenoughforhergapingafterthequeen。
Iwentofffromtheshop,asifdrivenalongbythethrong,and
minglingmyselfwiththecrowd,wentoutattheotherdoor
oftheExchange,andsogotawaybeforetheymissedtheir
lace;andbecauseIwouldnotbefollowed,Icalledacoach