WhenIcametoreceivethemoney,Ibroughtmygoverness
  withme,dressedlikeanoldduchess,andagentlemanvery
  welldressed,whowepretendedcourtedme,butIcalledhim
  cousin,andthelawyerwasonlytohintprivatelytohimthat
  hisgentlemancourtedthewidow。
  Hetreatedushandsomelyindeed,andpaidthemoney
  cheerfullyenough;sothatitcosthim#200inall,orrather
  more。
  Atourlastmeeting,whenallwasagreed,thecaseof
  thejourneymancameup,andthemercerbeggedveryhard
  forhim;toldmehewasamanthathadkeptashopofhis
  own,andbeeningoodbusiness,hadawife,andseveral
  children,andwasverypoor;thathehadnothingtomake
  satisfactionwith,butheshouldcometobegmypardonon
  hisknees,ifIdesiredit,asopenlyasIpleased。
  Ihadno
  spleenatthesaucyrogue,norwerehissubmissionsanything
  tome,sincetherewasnothingtobegotbyhim,soIthought
  itwasasgoodtothrowthatingenerouslyasnot;soItold
  himIdidnotdesiretheruinofanyman,andthereforeathis
  requestIwouldforgivethewretch;itwasbelowmetoseek
  anyrevenge。
  Whenwewereatsupperhebroughtthepoorfellowinto
  makeacknowledgment,whichhewouldhavedonewithas
  muchmeanhumilityashisoffencewaswithinsulting
  haughtinessandpride,inwhichhewasaninstanceofa
  completebasenessofspirit,impious,cruel,andrelentless
  whenuppermostandinprosperity,abjectandlow-spirited
  whendowninaffliction。
  However,Iabatedhiscringes,told
  himIforgavehim,anddesiredhemightwithdraw,asifIdid
  notcareforthesightofhim,thoughIhadforgivenhim。
  Iwasnowingoodcircumstancesindeed,ifIcouldhave
  knownmytimeforleavingoff,andmygovernessoftensaid
  IwastherichestofthetradeinEngland;andsoIbelieveI
  was,forIhad#700bymeinmoney,besidesclothes,rings,
  someplate,andtwogoldwatches,andallofthemstolen,for
  IhadinnumerablejobsbesidestheseIhavementioned。
  Oh!
  hadIevennowhadthegraceof
  repentance,Ihadstillleisure
  tohavelookedbackuponmyfollies,andhavemadesome
  reparation;butthesatisfactionIwastomakeforthepublic
  mischiefsIhaddonewasyetleftbehind;andIcouldnotforbear
  goingabroadagain,asIcalleditnow,thananymoreIcould
  whenmyextremityreallydrovemeoutforbread。
  Itwasnotlongaftertheaffairwiththemercerwasmadeup,
  thatIwentoutinanequipagequitedifferentfromanyIhad
  everappearedinbefore。
  Idressedmyselflikeabeggarwoman,
  inthecoarsestandmostdespicableragsIcouldget,andI
  walkedaboutpeeringandpeepingintoeverydoorandwindow
  Icamenear;andindeedIwasinsuchaplightnowthatIknew
  asillhowtobehaveinaseverIdidinany。
  Inaturallyabhorred
  dirtandrags;Ihadbeenbreduptightandcleanly,andcould
  benoother,whateverconditionIwasin;sothatthiswasthe
  mostuneasydisguisetomethateverIputon。
  Isaidpresently
  tomyselfthatthiswouldnotdo,forthiswasadressthat
  everybodywasshyandafraidof;andIthoughteverybody
  lookedatme,asiftheywereafraidIshouldcomenearthem,
  lestIshouldtakesomethingfromthem,orafraidtocomenear
  me,lesttheyshouldgetsomethingfromme。
  Iwanderedabout
  alltheeveningthefirsttimeIwentout,andmadenothingof
  it,butcamehomeagainwet,draggled,andtired。
  However,
  Iwentoutagainthenextnight,andthenImetwithalittle
  adventure,whichhadliketohavecostmedear。
  AsIwas
  standingnearataverndoor,therecomesagentlemanon
  horseback,andlightsatthedoor,andwantingtogointothe
  tavern,hecallsoneofthedrawerstoholdhishorse。
  Hestayed
  prettylonginthetavern,andthedrawerheardhismastercall,
  andthoughthewouldbeangrywithhim。
  Seeingmestandby
  him,hecalledtome,’Here,woman,’sayshe,’holdthishorse
  awhile,tillIgoin;ifthegentlemancomes,he’llgiveyou
  something。’
  ’Yes,’saysI,andtakesthehorse,andwalksoff
  withhimverysoberly,andcarriedhimtomygoverness。
  Thishadbeenabootytothosethathadunderstoodit;but
  neverwaspoorthiefmoreatalosstoknowwhattodowith
  anythingthatwasstolen;forwhenIcamehome,mygoverness
  wasquiteconfounded,andwhattodowiththecreature,we
  neitherofusknew。
  Tosendhimtoasablewasdoingnothing,
  foritwascertainthatpublicnoticewouldbegiveninthe
  Gazette,andthehorsedescribed,sothatwedurstnotgoto
  fetchitagain。
  Alltheremedywehadforthisunluckyadventurewastogo
  andsetupthehorseataninn,andsendanotebyaporterto
  thetavern,thatthegentleman’shorsethatwaslostsuchatime
  wasleftatsuchaninn,andthathemightbehadthere;that
  thepoorwomanthatheldhim,havingledhimaboutthestreet,
  notbeingabletoleadhimbackagain,hadlefthimthere。
  We
  mighthavewaitedtilltheownerhadpublishedandoffereda
  reward,butwedidnotcaretoventurethereceivingthereward。
  Sothiswasarobberyandnorobbery,forlittlewaslostbyit,
  andnothingwasgotbyit,andIwasquitesickofgoingoutin
  abeggar’sdress;itdidnotansweratall,andbesides,Ithought
  itwasominousandthreatening。
  WhileIwasinthisdisguise,Ifellinwithaparceloffolksof
  aworsekindthananyIeversortedwith,andIsawalittleinto
  theirwaystoo。
  Thesewerecoinersofmoney,andtheymade
  someverygoodofferstome,astoprofit;butthepartthey
  wouldhavehadmehaveembarkedinwasthemostdangerous
  part。
  Imeanthatoftheveryworkingthedie,astheycallit,
  which,hadIbeentaken,hadbeencertaindeath,andthatata
  stake——Isay,tobeburnttodeathatastake;sothatthoughI
  wastoappearancebutabeggar,andtheypromisedmountains
  ofgoldandsilvertometoengage,yetitwouldnotdo。
  Itis
  true,ifIhadbeenreallyabeggar,orhadbeendesperateas
  whenIbegan,Imightperhapshaveclosedwithit;forwhat
  caretheytodiethatcan’ttellhowtolive?
  Butatpresent
  thiswasnotmycondition,atleastIwasfornosuchterrible
  risksasthose;besides,theverythoughtsofbeingburntata
  stakestruckterrorintomyverysoul,chilledmyblood,and
  gavemethevapourstosuchadegree,asIcouldnotthink
  ofitwithouttrembling。
  Thisputanendtomydisguisetoo,forasIdidnotlikethe
  proposal,soIdidnottellthemso,butseemedtorelishit,and
  promisedtomeetagain。
  ButIdurstseethemnomore;forifI
  hadseenthem,andnotcomplied,thoughIhaddeclineditwith
  thegreatestassuranceofsecrecyintheworld,theywouldhave
  goneneartohavemurderedme,tomakesurework,andmake
  themselveseasy,astheycallit。
  Whatkindofeasinessthatis,
  theymaybestjudgethatunderstandhoweasymenarethat
  canmurderpeopletopreventdanger。
  Thisandhorse-stealingwerethingsquiteoutofmyway,and
  ImighteasilyresolveIwouldhavetomoretosaytothem;my
  businessseemedtolieanotherway,andthoughithadhazard
  enoughinittoo,yetitwasmoresuitabletome,andwhathad
  moreofartinit,andmoreroomtoescape,andmorechances
  fora-comingoffifasurpriseshouldhappen。
  Ihadseveralproposalsmadealsotomeaboutthattime,to
  comeintoagangofhouse-breakers;butthatwasathingIhad
  nomindtoventureatneither,anymorethanIhadatthe
  coiningtrade。
  Iofferedtogoalongwithtwomenanda
  woman,thatmadeittheirbusinesstogetintohousesby
  stratagem,andwiththemIwaswillingenoughtoventure。
  Buttherewerethreeofthemalready,andtheydidnotcare
  topart,norItohavetoomanyinagang,soIdidnotclose
  withthem,butdeclinedthem,andtheypaiddearfortheir
  nextattempt。
  ButatlengthImetwithawomanthathadoftentoldmewhat
  adventuresshehadmade,andwithsuccess,atthewaterside,
  andIclosedwithher,andwedroveonourbusinesspretty
  well。
  OnedaywecameamongsomeDutchpeopleatSt。
  Catherine’s,wherewewentonpretencetobuygoodsthat
  wereprivatelygotonshore。
  Iwastwoorthreetimesina
  housewherewesawagoodquantityofprohibitedgoods,
  andmycompaniononcebroughtawaythreepiecesofDutch
  blacksilkthatturnedtogoodaccount,andIhadmyshareof
  it;butinallthejourneysImadebymyself,Icouldnotgetan
  opportunitytodoanything,soIlaiditaside,forIhadbeenso
  often,thattheybegantosuspectsomething,andweresoshy,
  thatIsawnothingwastobedone。
  Thisbaulkedmealittle,andIresolvedtopushatsomething
  orother,forIwasnotusedtocomebacksooftenwithout
  purchase;sothenextdayIdressedmyselfupfine,andtook
  awalktotheotherendofthetown。
  Ipassedthroughthe
  ExchangeintheStrand,buthadnonotionoffindinganything
  todothere,whenonasuddenIsawagreatclutteringinthe
  place,andallthepeople,shopkeepersaswellasothers,
  standingupandstaring;andwhatshoulditbebutsomegreat
  duchesscomeintotheExchange,andtheysaidthequeenwas
  coming。
  Isetmyselfcloseuptoashop-sidewithmybackto
  thecounter,asiftoletthecrowdpassby,whenkeepingmy
  eyeuponaparceloflacewhichtheshopkeeperwasshowing
  tosomeladiesthatstoodbyme,theshopkeeperandhermaid
  weresotakenupwithlookingtoseewhowascoming,and
  whatshoptheywouldgoto,thatIfoundmeanstoslipapaper
  oflaceintomypocketandcomeclearoffwithit;sothe
  lady-millinerpaiddearenoughforhergapingafterthequeen。
  Iwentofffromtheshop,asifdrivenalongbythethrong,and
  minglingmyselfwiththecrowd,wentoutattheotherdoor
  oftheExchange,andsogotawaybeforetheymissedtheir
  lace;andbecauseIwouldnotbefollowed,Icalledacoach