’Now,CarverDoone,takewarning,’Isaidtohim,verysoberly;’youhaveshownyourselfafoolbyyourcontemptofme。Imaynotbeyourmatchincraft;butIaminmanhood。Youareadespicablevillain。Lielowinyournativemuck。’
  Andwiththatword,Ilaidhimflatuponhisbackinourstraw-yard,byatrickoftheinnerheel,whichhecouldnothaveresistedthoughhisstrengthhadbeentwiceasgreatasmine,unlesshewereawrestler。
  Seeinghimdowntheothersran,thoughoneofthemmadeashotatme,andsomeofthemgottheirhorses,beforeourmencameup;andsomewentawaywithoutthem。AndamongtheselastwasCaptainCarverwhoarose,whileI
  wasfeelingmyselfforIhadalittlewound,andstrodeawaywithatrainofcursesenoughtopoisonthelightofthemoon。
  Wegainedsixverygoodhorses,bythisattemptedrapine,aswellastwoyoungprisoners,whomIhadsmittenbytheclover-rick。AndtwodeadDooneswereleftbehind,whomasweburiedtheminthechurchyard,withoutanyserviceoverthem,IformypartwasmostthankfulthatIhadnotkilled。Fortohavethelifeofafellow-manlaiduponone’sconscience——deservedhehisdeath,ordeserveditnot——istomysenseofrightandwrongtheheaviestofallburdens;andtheonethatwearsmostdeeplyinwards,withthedwellingofthemindonthisviewandonthatofit。
  Iwasinclinedtopursuetheenemyandtrytocapturemoreofthem;butJeremyStickleswouldnotallowit,forhesaidthatalltheadvantagewouldbeupontheirside,ifwewenthurryingafterthem,withonlythemoontoguideus。Andwhocouldtellbutwhattheremightbeanotherbandofthem,readytofalluponthehouse,andburnit,andseizethewomen,ifweleftthemunprotected?Whenheputthecasethus,Iwasgladenoughtoabidebyhisdecision。Andonethingwasquitecertain,thattheDooneshadneverbeforereceivedsorudeashock,andsoviolentablowtotheirsupremacy,sincefirsttheyhadbuiltuptheirpower,andbecometheLordsofExmoor。IknewthatCarverDoonewouldgnashthosemightyteethofhis,andcursethemenaroundhim,fortheblunderwhichwasintruthhisownofover-confidenceandcarelessness。
  Andatthesametime,alltherestwouldfeelthatsuchathinghadneverhappened,whileoldSirEnsorwasalive;andthatitwascausedbynothingshortofgrossmismanagement。
  Iscarcelyknowwhomadethegreatestfussaboutmylittlewound,mother,orAnnie,orLorna。Iwasheartilyashamedtobesotreatedlikeamilksop;butmostunluckilyithadbeenimpossibletohideit。Fortheballhadcutalongmytemple,justabovetheeyebrow;andbeingfiredsonearathand,thepowdertoohadscarredme。Thereforeitseemedagreatdealworsethanitreallywas;andthesponging,andtheplastering,andthesobbing,andthemoaning,mademequiteashamedtolookMasterSticklesintheface。
  However,atlastIpersuadedthemthatIhadnointentionofgivinguptheghostthatnight;andthentheyallfellto,andthankedGodwithanemphasisquiteunknowninchurch。AndhereuponMasterSticklessaid,inhisfreeandeasymannerfornoonecourtedhisobservation,thatIwastheluckiestofallmortalsinhavingamother,andasister,andasweetheart,tomakemuchofme。Forhispart,hesaid,hewasjustaswelloffinnothavinganytocareforhim。Fornowhemightgoandgetshot,orstabbed,orknockedonthehead,athispleasure,withoutanyonebeingoffended。Imadebold,uponthis,toaskhimwhatwasbecomeofhiswife;forIhadheardhimspeakofhavingone。Hesaidthatheneitherknewnorcared;andperhapsIshouldbelikehimsomeday。ThatLornashouldhearsuchsentimentswasverygrievoustome。Butshelookedatmewithasmile,whichprovedhercontemptforallsuchideas;andlestanythingstillmoreunfitmightbesaid,Idismissedthequestion。
  ButMasterSticklestoldmeafterwards,whentherewasnoonewithus,tohavenofaithinanywoman,whatevershemightseemtobe。Forheassuredmethatnowhepossessedverylargeexperience,forsosmallamatter;
  beingthoroughlyacquaintedwithwomenofeveryclass,fromladiesofthehighestblood,toBonarobas,andpeasants’wives:andthattheyallmightbedividedintothreeheadsandnomore;thatistosayasfollows。First,theveryhotandpassionate,whowereonlycontemptible;second,thecoldandindifferent,whoweresimplyodious;andthird,themixtureoftheothertwo,whohadthebadqualitiesofboth。Asforreason,noneofthemhadit;itwaslikeasealedbooktothem,whichiftheyevertriedtoopen,theybeganatthebackofthecover。
  NowIdidnotliketohearsuchthings;andtometheyappearedtobeinsolent,aswellasnarrow-minded。Forifyoucametothat,whymightnotmen,aswellaswomen,bedividedintothesamethreeclasses,andbepronounceduponbywomen,asbeingsevenmoredevoidthantheirgentlejudgesofreason?Moreover,Iknew,bothfrommyownsense,andfromthegreatestofallgreatpoets,thatthereare,andalwayshavebeen,plentyofwomen,good,andgentle,warm-hearted,loving,andlovable;verykeen,moreover,atseeingtheright,beitbyreason,orotherwise。Anduponthewhole,Ipreferthemmuchtothepeopleofmyownsex,asgoodnessofheartismoreimportantthantoshowgoodreasonforhavingit。AndsoIsaidtoJeremy,——
  ’Youhavebeenill-treated,perhaps,MasterStickles,bysomewomanorother?’
  ’Ah,thathaveI,’herepliedwithanoath;’andthelastonearthwhoshouldservemeso,thewomanwhowasmywife。AwomanwhomIneverstruck,neverwrongedinanyway,neverevenletherknowthatIlikeanotherbetter。AndyetwhenIwasatBerwicklast,withtheregimentonguardthereagainstthosevilemoss-troopers,whatdoesthatwomandobutflyinthefaceofallauthority,andofmyespecialbusiness,byrunningawayherselfwiththebiggestofallmoss-troopers?NotthatIcaredagroatabouther;andIwishthefoolwellridofher:buttheinsolenceofthethingwassuchthateverybodylaughedatme;andbackIwenttoLondon,losingafarbetterandsaferjobthanthis;andallthroughher。Come,let’shaveanotheronion。’
  MasterStickles’sviewofthematterwassoentirelyunromantic,thatIscarcelywonderedatMistressSticklesforhavingrunawayfromhimtoanadventurousmoss-trooper。Forninewomenoutoftenmusthavesomekindofromanceorother,tomaketheirlivesendurable;andwhentheirlovehaslostthisattractiveelement,thissoftdew-fogifsuchitbe,theloveitselfisapttolanguish;unlessitsbloombewellreplacedbythebuddinghopesofchildren。NowMasterSticklesneitherhad,norwishedtohave,anychildren。
  Withoutwaitingforanywarrant,onlysayingsomethingabout’captusinflagrantedelicto,’——ifthatbethewaytospellit——Sticklessentourprisonersoff,boundandlookingmiserable,tothejailatTaunton。I
  wasdesiroustoletthemgofree,iftheywouldpromiseamendment;butalthoughIhadtakenthem,andsurelythereforehadeveryrighttoletthemgoagain,MasterSticklessaid,’Notso。’Heassuredmethatitwasamatterofpublicpolity;andofcourse,notknowingwhathemeant,Icouldnotcontradicthim;butthoughtthatsurelymyprivaterightsoughttoberespected。
  ForifIthrowamaninwrestling,Iexpecttogethisstakes;andifItakeamanprisoner——why,heought,incommonjustice,tobelongtome,andIhaveagoodrighttolethimgo,ifIthinkpropertodoso。
  However,MasterSticklessaidthatIwasquitebenighted,andknewnothingoftheConstitution;whichwastheverythingIknew,beyondanymaninourparish!
  Nevertheless,itwasnotformetocontradictacommissioner;andthereforeIletmyprisonersgo,andwishedthemahappydeliverance。Sticklesreplied,withamerrygrin,thatifevertheygotit,itwouldbeajaildeliverance,andtheblissofdancing;andhelaidhishandtohisthroatinamannerwhichseemedtomemostuncourteous。However,hisforesightprovedtoocorrect;forboththosepoorfellowswereexecuted,soonafterthenextassizes。Lornahaddoneherverybesttoearnanotherchanceforthem;evengoingdownonherkneestothatcommonJeremy,andpleadingwithgreattearsforthem。However,althoughmuchmovedbyher,hevowedthathedurstdonothingelse。Tosetthemfreewasmorethanhisownlifewasworth;forallthecountryknew,bythistime,thattwocaptiveDooneswereropedtothecider-pressatPlover’sBarrows。
  AnnieboundthebrokenarmoftheonewhomIhadknockeddownwiththeclub,andImyselfsupportedit;
  andthenshewashedandrubbedwithlardthefaceoftheotherpoorfellow,whichthetorchhadinjured;andIfetchedbackhiscollar-bonetothebestofmyability。Forbeforeanysurgeoncouldarrive,theywereoffwithawell-armedescort。Thatdaywewerereinforcedsostronglyfromthestationsalongthecoast,evenasfarasMinehead,thatwenotonlyfearednofurtherattack,buteventalkedofassaultingGlenDoone,withoutwaitingforthetrain-bands。However,I
  thoughtthatitwouldbemeantotakeadvantageoftheenemyinthethickofthefloodsandconfusion;andseveraloftheothersthoughtsotoo,anddidnotlikefightinginwater。Thereforeitwasresolvedtowaitandkeepawatchuponthevalley,andletthefloodsgodownagain。
  NowthebusinessIhadmostatheartaseveryoneknowsbythistimewastomarryLornaassoonasmightbe,ifshehadnoobjection,andthentoworkthefarmsowell,astonourishallourfamily。AndhereinI
  sawnodifficulty;forAnniewouldsoonbeoffourhands,andsomebodymightcomeandtakeafancytolittleLizziewhowasgrowingupverynicelynow,thoughnotsofineasAnnie;moreover,wewerealmostsuretohavegreatstoreofhayandcornaftersomuchsnow,iftherebeanytruthintheoldsaying,——
  “AfootdeepofrainWillkillhayandgrain;
  ButthreefeetofsnowWillmakethemcomemo’。“
  Andalthoughitwastootruethatwehadlostamanycattle,yetevensowehadnotlostmoney;forthefewremainingfetchedsuchpricesaswereneverknownbefore。Andthoughwegrumbledwithallourhearts,andreallybelieved,atonetime,thatstarvationwasuponus,Idoubtwhether,onthewhole,wewerenotthefatter,andthericher,andthewiserforthatwinter。
  AndImighthavesaidthehappier,exceptforthesorrowwhichwefeltatthefailuresamongourneighbours。TheSnoweslosteverysheeptheyhad,andnineoutoftenhornedcattle;andpoorJasperKebbywouldhavebeenforcedtothrowuptheleaseofhisfarm,andperhapstogotoprison,butforthehelpwegavehim。
  However,mydearmotherwouldhaveitthatLornawastooyoung,asyet,tothinkofbeingmarried:andindeedImyselfwascompelledtoadmitthatherformwasbecomingmoreperfectandlovely;thoughIhadnotthoughtitpossible。Andanotherdifficultywas,thataswehadallbeenProtestantsfromthetimeofQueenElizabeth,themaidenmustbeconvertedfirst,andtaughttohateallPapists。NowLornahadnotthesmallestideaofeverbeingconverted。Shesaidthatshelovedmetruly,butwantednottoconvertme;andifIlovedherequally,whyshouldIwishtoconverther?WiththisIwastolerablycontent,notseeingsoverymuchdifferencebetweenacreedandacredo,andbelievingGodtobeourFather,inLatinaswellasEnglish。Moreover,mydarlingknewbutlittleofthePopishways——whetherexcellentorotherwise——inasmuchastheDoones,thoughtheystoletheirhouses,oratleastthejoiner’swork,hadneverbeentemptedenoughbythedeviltostealeitherchurchorchapel。
  Lornacametoourlittlechurch,whenParsonBowdenreappearedafterthesnowwasover;andshesaidthatallwasverynice,andverylikewhatshehadseeninthetimeofherAuntSabina,whentheywentfarawaytothelittlechapel,withashillingintheirgloves。Itmadethetearscomeintohereyes,bytheforceofmemory,whenParsonBowdendidthethings,notsogracefullynorsowell,yetwithpleasantimitationofheroldPriest’ssacredrites。
  ’Heisaworthyman,’shesaid,beingusedtotalkintheservicetime,andmymotherwasobligedtocough:
  ’Ilikehimverymuchindeed:butIwishhewouldletmeputhisthingstherightwayonhisshoulders。’
  Everybodyinourparish,whocouldwalkatall,orhireaboyandawheelbarrow,ay,andhalfthefolkfromCountisbury,Brendon,andevenLynmouth,wasandweretobefoundthatSunday,inourlittlechurchofOare。
  Peoplewhowouldnotcomeanighus,whentheDooneswerethreateningwithcarbineandwithfire-brand,flockedintheirverybestclothes,toseealadyDoonegotochurch。NowallthiscameofthatvileJohnFry;
  Iknewitaswellaspossible;histonguewasworsethantheclackerofacharity-schoolbell,ortheladleinthefrying-pan,whenthebeesareswarming。
  However,Lornawasnottroubled;partlybecauseofhernaturaldignityandgentleness;partlybecausesheneverdreamedthatthepeoplewerecometolookather。
  ButwhenwecametothePsalmsoftheday,withsomevaguesenseofbeingstaredatmorethanoughttobe,shedroppedtheheavyblacklacefringingofthevelvethatshewore,andconcealedfromthecongregationallexceptherbrightredlips,andtheovalsnowdriftofherchin。Itouchedherhand,andshepressedmine;
  andwefeltthatwewereclosetogether,andGodsawnoharminit。
  AsforParsonBowdenasworthyamanaseverlived,andonewhocouldshootflying,hescarcelyknewwhathewasdoing,withouttheclerktohelphim。Hehadborneitverywellindeed,whenIreturnedfromLondon;
  buttoseealiveDooneinhischurch,andaladyDoone,andalovelyDoone,moreoveroneengagedtome,uponwhomhealmostlookedastheSquireofhisparishalthoughnotrightlyanArmiger,andtofeelthatthislovelyDoonewasaPapist,andthereforeofhigherreligion——asallourparsonsthink——andthatsheknewexactlyhowheoughttodoalltheservice,ofwhichhehimselfknewlittle;IwishtoexpressmyfirmbeliefthatallthesethingstogetherturnedParsonBowden’sheadalittle,andmadehimlooktomefororders。
  Mymother,theverybestofwomen,wasasIcouldwellperceivealittleannoyedandvexedwiththings。Forthisparticularoccasion,shehadprocuredfromDulverton,byspecialmessagetoRuthHuckabackwhereofmoreanon,ahead-dresswithafeatherneverseenbeforeuponExmoor,tothebestofeveryone’sknowledge。Itcamefromabirdcalledaflamingsomething——aflamingoh,oraflamingah,Iwillnotbepositive——butIcanassureyouthatitdidflame;anddearmotherhadnootherthought,butthatallthecongregationwouldneitherseenorthinkofanyothermortalthing,orimmortaleven,totheveryendofthesermon。
  Hereinshewassodisappointed,thatnosoonerdidshegethome,butupstairsshewentatspeed,notevenstoppingatthemirrorinourlittleparlour,andflungthewholethingintoacupboard,asIknewbythebangofthedoor,havingeasedthelockforherlately。
  Lornasawtherewassomethingwrong;andshelookedatAnnieandLizzieasmorelikelytounderstanditwithherformertimidglance;whichIknewsowell,andwhichhadfirstenslavedme。
  ’Iknownotwhatailsmother,’saidAnnie,wholookedverybeautiful,withlilaclute-stringribbons,whichI
  sawtheSnowegirlsenvying;’butshehasnotattendedtooneoftheprayers,norsaid“Amen,“allthemorning。Neverfear,darlingLorna,itisnothingaboutyou。ItissomethingaboutourJohn,Iamsure;
  forsheneverworriesherselfverymuchaboutanybodybuthim。’AndhereAnniemadealookatme,suchasI
  hadhadfivehundredof。