GreaterlibertieshavebeentakeninthepresenceofaBishop,thoughaverygoodman,fromhisbeingmilder,andthereforenotcommandingsuchawe。Yet,Sir,manypeoplewhomighthavebeenbenefitedbyyourconversation,havebeenfrightenedaway。A
  worthyfriendofourshastoldme,thathehasoftenbeenafraidtotalktoyou。’JOHNSON。’Sir,heneednothavebeenafraid,ifhehadanythingrationaltosay。Ifhehadnot,itwasbetterhedidnottalk。’
  Wetalkedofacertainclergymanofextraordinarycharacter,whobyexertinghistalentsinwritingontemporarytopicks,anddisplayinguncommonintrepidity,hadraisedhimselftoaffluence。
  Imaintainedthatweoughtnottobeindignantathissuccess;formeritofeverysortwasentitledtoreward。JOHNSON。’Sir,Iwillnotallowthismantohavemerit。No,Sir;whathehasisratherthecontrary;Iwill,indeed,allowhimcourage,andonthisaccountwesofargivehimcredit。Wehavemorerespectforamanwhorobsboldlyonthehighway,thanforafellowwhojumpsoutofaditch,andknocksyoudownbehindyourback。Courageisaqualitysonecessaryformaintainingvirtue,thatitisalwaysrespected,evenwhenitisassociatedwithvice。’
  Mr。Henderson,withwhomIhadsaunteredinthevenerablewalksofMertonCollege,andfoundhimaverylearnedandpiousman,suppedwithus。Dr。Johnsonsurprisedhimnotalittle,byacknowledgingwithalookofhorrour,thathewasmuchoppressedbythefearofdeath。TheamiableDr。AdamssuggestedthatGODwasinfinitelygood。JOHNSON。’Thatheisinfinitelygood,asfarastheperfectionofhisnaturewillallow,Icertainlybelieve;butitisnecessaryforgooduponthewhole,thatindividualsshouldbepunished。AstoanINDIVIDUAL,therefore,heisnotinfinitelygood;andasIcannotbeSUREthatIhavefulfilledtheconditionsonwhichsalvationisgranted,IamafraidImaybeoneofthosewhoshallbedamned。’lookingdismally。DR。ADAMS。’Whatdoyoumeanbydamned?’JOHNSON。passionatelyandloudly,’SenttoHell,Sir,andpunishedeverlastingly!’DR。ADAMS。’Idon’tbelievethatdoctrine。’JOHNSON。’Hold,Sir,doyoubelievethatsomewillbepunishedatall?’DR。ADAMS。’BeingexcludedfromHeavenwillbeapunishment;yettheremaybenogreatpositivesuffering。’JOHNSON。Well,Sir;but,ifyouadmitanydegreeofpunishment,thereisanendofyourargumentforinfinitegoodnesssimplyconsidered;for,infinitegoodnesswouldinflictnopunishmentwhatever。Thereisnotinfinitegoodnessphysicallyconsidered;morallythereis。’BOSWELL。’Butmaynotamanattaintosuchadegreeofhopeasnottobeuneasyfromthefearofdeath?’JOHNSON。’Amanmayhavesuchadegreeofhopeastokeephimquiet。YouseeIamnotquiet,fromthevehemencewithwhichI
  talk;butIdonotdespair。’MRS。ADAMS。’Youseem,Sir,toforgetthemeritsofourRedeemer。’JOHNSON。’Madam,IdonotforgetthemeritsofmyRedeemer;butmyRedeemerhassaidthathewillsetsomeonhisrighthandandsomeonhisleft。’Hewasingloomyagitation,andsaid,’I’llhavenomoreon’t。’IfwhathasnowbeenstatedshouldbeurgedbytheenemiesofChristianity,asifitsinfluenceonthemindwerenotbenignant,letitberemembered,thatJohnson’stemperamentwasmelancholy,ofwhichsuchdirefulapprehensionsoffuturityareoftenacommoneffect。
  Weshallpresentlyseethatwhenheapproachednearertohisawefulchange,hismindbecametranquil,andheexhibitedasmuchfortitudeasbecomesathinkingmaninthatsituation。
  Fromthesubjectofdeathwepassedtodiscourseoflife,whetheritwasuponthewholemorehappyormiserable。Johnsonwasdecidedlyforthebalanceofmisery:inconfirmationofwhichI
  maintained,thatnomanwouldchoosetoleadoveragainthelifewhichhehadexperienced。Johnsonaccededtothatopinioninthestrongestterms。
  OnSunday,June13,ourphilosopherwascalmatbreakfast。TherewassomethingexceedinglypleasinginourleadingaCollegelife,withoutrestraint,andwithsuperiourelegance,inconsequenceofourlivingintheMaster’shouse,andhavingthecompanyofladies。
  Mrs。Kennicotrelated,inhispresence,alivelysayingofDr。
  JohnsontoMissHannahMore,whohadexpressedawonderthatthepoetwhohadwrittenParadiseLostshouldwritesuchpoorSonnets:——
  ’Milton,Madam,wasageniusthatcouldcutaColossusfromarock;butcouldnotcarveheadsuponcherry-stones。’
  OnMonday,June14,andTuesday,15,Dr。JohnsonandIdined,ononeofthem,Iforgetwhich,withMr。Mickle,translatoroftheLusiad,atWheatley,averyprettycountryplaceafewmilesfromOxford;andontheotherwithDr。Wetherell,MasterofUniversityCollege。FromDr。Wetherell’shewenttovisitMr。SackvilleParker,thebookseller;andwhenhereturnedtous,gavethefollowingaccountofhisvisit,saying,’Ihavebeentoseemyoldfriend,SackParker;Ifindhehasmarriedhismaid;hehasdoneright。Shehadlivedwithhimmanyyearsingreatconfidence,andtheyhadmingledminds;Idonotthinkhecouldhavefoundanywifethatwouldhavemadehimsohappy。Thewomanwasveryattentiveandciviltome;shepressedmetofixadayfordiningwiththem,andtosaywhatIliked,andshewouldbesuretogetitforme。
  PoorSack!Heisveryill,indeed。Wepartedasnevertomeetagain。Ithasquitebrokemedown。’Thispatheticnarrativewasstrangelydiversifiedwiththegraveandearnestdefenceofaman’shavingmarriedhismaid。Icouldnotbutfeelitasinsomedegreeludicrous。
  InthemorningofTuesday,June15,whilewesatatDr。Adams’s,wetalkedofaprintedletterfromtheReverendHerbertCroft,toayounggentlemanwhohadbeenhispupil,inwhichheadvisedhimtoreadtotheendofwhateverbooksheshouldbegintoread。
  JOHNSON。’Thisissurelyastrangeadvice;youmayaswellresolvethatwhatevermenyouhappentogetacquaintedwith,youaretokeeptothemforlife。Abookmaybegoodfornothing;ortheremaybeonlyonethinginitworthknowing;arewetoreaditallthrough?TheseVoyages,pointingtothethreelargevolumesofVoyagestotheSouthSea,whichwerejustcomeoutWHOwillreadthemthrough?Amanhadbetterworkhiswaybeforethemast,thanreadthemthrough;theywillbeeatenbyratsandmice,beforetheyarereadthrough。Therecanbelittleentertainmentinsuchbooks;
  onesetofSavagesislikeanother。’BOSWELL。’IdonotthinkthepeopleofOtaheitecanbereckonedSavages。’JOHNSON。’Don’tcantindefenceofSavages。’BOSWELL。’Theyhavetheartofnavigation。’JOHNSON。’Adogoracatcanswim。’BOSWELL。’Theycarveveryingeniously。’JOHNSON。’Acatcanscratch,andachildwithanailcanscratch。’Iperceivedthiswasnoneofthemolliatemporafandi;sodesisted。
  UponhismentioningthatwhenhecametoCollegehewrotehisfirstexercisetwiceover;butneverdidsoafterwards;MISSADAMS。’I
  suppose,Sir,youcouldnotmakethembetter?’JOHNSON。’Yes,Madam,tobesure,Icouldmakethembetter。Thoughtisbetterthannothought。’MISSADAMS。’Doyouthink,Sir,youcouldmakeyourRamblersbetter?’JOHNSON。’CertainlyIcould。’BOSWELL。
  ’I’lllayabet,Sir,youcannot。’JOHNSON。’ButIwill,Sir,ifIchoose。Ishallmakethebestofthemyoushallpickout,better。’BOSWELL。’Butyoumayaddtothem。Iwillnotallowofthat。’JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,therearethreewaysofmakingthembetter;——puttingout,——adding,——orcorrecting。’
  DuringourvisitatOxford,thefollowingconversationpassedbetweenhimandmeonthesubjectofmytryingmyfortuneattheEnglishbar:HavingaskedwhetheraveryextensiveacquaintanceinLondon,whichwasveryvaluable,andofgreatadvantagetoamanatlarge,mightnotbeprejudicialtoalawyer,bypreventinghimfromgivingsufficientattentiontohisbusiness;——JOHNSON。’Sir,youwillattendtobusiness,asbusinesslaysholdofyou。Whennotactuallyemployed,youmayseeyourfriendsasmuchasyoudonow。
  YoumaydineataClubeveryday,andsupwithoneofthememberseverynight;andyoumaybeasmuchatpublickplacesasonewhohasseenthemallwouldwishtobe。ButyoumusttakecaretoattendconstantlyinWestminster-Hall;bothtomindyourbusiness,asitisalmostalllearntthere,fornobodyreadsnow;andtoshewthatyouwanttohavebusiness。Andyoumustnotbetoooftenseenatpublickplaces,thatcompetitorsmaynothaveittosay,“HeisalwaysatthePlayhouseoratRanelagh,andnevertobefoundathischambers。“And,Sir,theremustbeakindofsolemnityinthemannerofaprofessionalman。Ihavenothingparticulartosaytoyouonthesubject。AllthisIshouldsaytoanyone;IshouldhavesaidittoLordThurlowtwentyyearsago。’
  OnWednesday,June19,Dr。JohnsonandIreturnedtoLondon;hewasnotwellto-day,andsaidverylittle,employinghimselfchieflyinreadingEuripides。Heexpressedsomedispleasureatme,fornotobservingsufficientlythevariousobjectsupontheroad。’IfI
  hadyoureyes,Sir,saidhe,Ishouldcountthepassengers。’Itwaswonderfulhowaccuratehisobservationofvisualobjectswas,notwithstandinghisimperfecteyesight,owingtoahabitofattention。ThathewasmuchsatisfiedwiththerespectpaidtohimatDr。Adams’sisthusattestedbyhimself:’IreturnedlastnightfromOxford,afterafortnight’sabodewithDr。Adams,whotreatedmeaswellasIcouldexpectorwish;andhethatcontentsasickman,amanwhomitisimpossibletoplease,hassurelydonehispartwell。’
  AfterhisreturntoLondonfromthisexcursion,Isawhimfrequently,buthavefewmemorandums:IshallthereforehereinsertsomeparticularswhichIcollectedatvarioustimes。
  IthavingbeenmentionedtoDr。Johnsonthatagentlemanwhohadasonwhomheimaginedtohaveanextremedegreeoftimidity,resolvedtosendhimtoapublickschool,thathemightacquireconfidence;——’Sir,saidJohnson,thisisapreposterousexpedientforremovinghisinfirmity;suchadispositionshouldbecultivatedintheshade。Placinghimatapublickschoolisforcinganowluponday。’
  Speakingofagentlemanwhosehousewasmuchfrequentedbylowcompany;’Rags,Sir,saidhe,willalwaysmaketheirappearancewheretheyhavearighttodoit。’
  Ofthesamegentleman’smodeofliving,hesaid,’Sir,theservants,insteadofdoingwhattheyarebid,standroundthetableinidleclusters,gapingupontheguests;andseemasunfittoattendacompany,astosteeramanofwar。’
  AdullcountrymagistrategaveJohnsonalongtediousaccountofhisexercisinghiscriminaljurisdiction,theresultofwhichwashishavingsentencedfourconvictstotransportation。Johnson,inanagonyofimpatiencetogetridofsuchacompanion,exclaimed,’Iheartilywish,Sir,thatIwereafifth。’
  Johnsonwaspresentwhenatragedywasread,inwhichthereoccurredthisline:——
  ’Whoruleso’erfreemenshouldhimselfbefree。’
  Thecompanyhavingadmireditmuch,’IcannotagreewithyousaidJohnson。Itmightaswellbesaid,——
  ’Whodrivesfatoxenshouldhimselfbefat。’
  Johnsonhavingarguedforsometimewithapertinaciousgentleman;
  hisopponent,whohadtalkedinaverypuzzlingmanner,happenedtosay,’Idon’tunderstandyou,Sir:’uponwhichJohnsonobserved,’Sir,Ihavefoundyouanargument;butIamnotobligedtofindyouanunderstanding。’
  TalkingtomeofHorryWalpole,asHoracelateEarlofOrfordwasoftencalled,Johnsonallowedthathegottogetheragreatmanycuriouslittlethings,andtoldtheminanelegantmanner。Mr。
  WalpolethoughtJohnsonamoreamiablecharacterafterreadinghisLetterstoMrs。Thrale:butneverwasoneofthetrueadmirersofthatgreatman。Wemaysupposeaprejudiceconceived,ifheeverheardJohnson’saccounttoSirGeorgeStaunton,thatwhenhemadethespeechesinparliamentfortheGentleman’sMagazine,’healwaystookcaretoputSirRobertWalpoleinthewrong,andtosayeverythinghecouldagainsttheelectorateofHanover。’ThecelebratedHeroickEpistle,inwhichJohnsonissatyricallyintroduced,hasbeenascribedbothtoMr。WalpoleandMr。Mason。OnedayatMr。
  Courtenay’s,whenagentlemanexpressedhisopinionthattherewasmoreenergyinthatpoemthancouldbeexpectedfromMr。Walpole;
  Mr。Warton,thelateLaureat,observed,’ItmayhavebeenwrittenbyWalpole,andBUCKRAM’DbyMason。’
  SirJoshuaReynoldshavingsaidthathetookthealtitudeofaman’stastebyhisstoriesandhiswit,andofhisunderstandingbytheremarkswhichherepeated;beingalwayssurethathemustbeaweakmanwhoquotescommonthingswithanemphasisasiftheywereoracles;Johnsonagreedwithhim;andSirJoshuahavingalsoobservedthattherealcharacterofamanwasfoundoutbyhisamusements,——Johnsonadded,’Yes,Sir;nomanisahypocriteinhispleasures。’