OnWednesday,July6,hewasengagedtosupwithmeatmylodgingsinDowning-street,Westminster。Butontheprecedingnightmylandlordhavingbehavedveryrudelytomeandsomecompanywhowerewithme,Ihadresolvednottoremainanothernightinhishouse。
IwasexceedinglyuneasyattheaukwardappearanceIsupposedI
shouldmaketoJohnsonandtheothergentlemenwhomIhadinvited,notbeingabletoreceivethemathome,andbeingobligedtoordersupperattheMitre。IwenttoJohnsoninthemorning,andtalkedofitasaseriousdistress。Helaughed,andsaid,’Consider,Sir,howinsignificantthiswillappearatwelvemonthhence。’——Werethisconsiderationtobeappliedtomostofthelittlevexatiousincidentsoflife,bywhichourquietistoooftendisturbed,itwouldpreventmanypainfulsensations。Ihavetrieditfrequently,withgoodeffect。’Thereisnothingcontinuedheinthismightymisfortune;nay,weshallbebetterattheMitre。’
IhadasmygueststhiseveningattheMitretavern,Dr。Johnson,Dr。Goldsmith,Mr。ThomasDavies,Mr。Eccles,anIrishgentleman,forwhoseagreeablecompanyIwasobligedtoMr。Davies,andtheReverendMr。JohnOgilvie,whowasdesirousofbeingincompanywithmyillustriousfriend,whileI,inmyturn,wasproudtohavethehonourofshewingoneofmycountrymenuponwhateasytermsJohnsonpermittedmetolivewithhim。
Goldsmith,asusual,endeavoured,withtoomucheagerness,toSHINE,anddisputedverywarmlywithJohnsonagainstthewell-knownmaximoftheBritishconstitution,’theKingcandonowrong;’
affirming,that’whatwasmorallyfalsecouldnotbepoliticallytrue;andastheKingmight,intheexerciseofhisregalpower,commandandcausethedoingofwhatwaswrong,itcertainlymightbesaid,insenseandinreason,thathecoulddowrong。’JOHNSON。
’Sir,youaretoconsider,thatinourconstitution,accordingtoitstrueprinciples,theKingisthehead;heissupreme;heisaboveeverything,andthereisnopowerbywhichhecanbetried。
Therefore,itis,Sir,thatweholdtheKingcandonowrong;thatwhatevermayhappentobewrongingovernmentmaynotbeaboveourreach,bybeingascribedtoMajesty。Redressisalwaystobehadagainstoppression,bypunishingtheimmediateagents。TheKing,thoughheshouldcommand,cannotforceaJudgetocondemnamanunjustly;thereforeitistheJudgewhomweprosecuteandpunish。
Politicalinstitutionsareformedupontheconsiderationofwhatwillmostfrequentlytendtothegoodofthewhole,althoughnowandthenexceptionsmayoccur。Thusitisbetteringeneralthatanationshouldhaveasupremelegislativepower,althoughitmayattimesbeabused。Andthen,Sir,thereisthisconsideration,thatiftheabusebeenormous,Naturewillriseup,andclaimingheroriginalrights,overturnacorruptpoliticalsystem。’Imarkthisanimatedsentencewithpeculiarpleasure,asanobleinstanceofthattrulydignifiedspiritoffreedomwhicheverglowedinhisheart,thoughhewaschargedwithslavishtenetsbysuperficialobservers;becausehewasatalltimesindignantagainstthatfalsepatriotism,thatpretendedloveoffreedom,thatunrulyrestlessness,whichisinconsistentwiththestableauthorityofanygoodgovernment。
’Bayle’sDictionaryisaveryusefulworkforthosetoconsultwholovethebiographicalpartofliterature,whichiswhatIlovemost。’
TalkingoftheeminentwritersinQueenAnne’sreign,heobserved,’IthinkDr。Arbuthnotthefirstmanamongthem。Hewasthemostuniversalgenius,beinganexcellentphysician,amanofdeeplearning,andamanofmuchhumour。Mr。Addisonwas,tobesure,agreatman;hislearningwasnotprofound;buthismorality,hishumour,andhiseleganceofwriting,sethimveryhigh。’
Mr。Ogilviewasunluckyenoughtochooseforthetopickofhisconversationthepraisesofhisnativecountry。Hebeganwithsaying,thattherewasveryrichlandroundEdinburgh。Goldsmith,whohadstudiedphysickthere,contradictedthis,veryuntruly,withasneeringlaugh。Disconcertedalittlebythis,Mr。Ogilviethentooknewground,where,Isuppose,hethoughthimselfperfectlysafe;forheobserved,thatScotlandhadagreatmanynoblewildprospects。JOHNSON。’Ibelieve,Sir,youhaveagreatmany。Norway,too,hasnoblewildprospects;andLaplandisremarkableforprodigiousnoblewildprospects。But,Sir,letmetellyou,thenoblestprospectwhichaScotchmaneversees,isthehighroadthatleadshimtoEngland!’Thisunexpectedandpointedsallyproducedaroarofapplause。Afterall,however,those,whoadmiretherudegrandeurofNature,cannotdenyittoCaledonia。
OnSaturday,July9,IfoundJohnsonsurroundedwithanumerouslevee,buthavenotpreservedanypartofhisconversation。Onthe14thwehadanothereveningbyourselvesattheMitre。Ithappeningtobeaveryrainynight,Imadesomecommon-placeobservationsontherelaxationofnervesanddepressionofspiritswhichsuchweatheroccasioned;adding,however,thatitwasgoodforthevegetablecreation。Johnson,who,aswehavealreadyseen,deniedthatthetemperatureoftheairhadanyinfluenceonthehumanframe,answered,withasmileofridicule。’Whyyes,Sir,itisgoodforvegetables,andfortheanimalswhoeatthosevegetables,andfortheanimalswhoeatthoseanimals。’Thisobservationofhisaptlyenoughintroducedagoodsupper;andI
soonforgot,inJohnson’scompany,theinfluenceofamoistatmosphere。
Feelingmyselfnowquiteateaseashiscompanion,thoughIhadallpossiblereverenceforhim,IexpressedaregretthatIcouldnotbesoeasywithmyfather,thoughhewasnotmucholderthanJohnson,andcertainlyhoweverrespectablehadnotmorelearningandgreaterabilitiestodepressme。Iaskedhimthereasonofthis。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,Iamamanoftheworld。Iliveintheworld,andItake,insomedegree,thecolouroftheworldasitmovesalong。YourfatherisaJudgeinaremotepartoftheisland,andallhisnotionsaretakenfromtheoldworld。Besides,Sir,theremustalwaysbeastrugglebetweenafatherandsonwhileoneaimsatpowerandtheotheratindependence。’
HeenlargedveryconvincinglyupontheexcellenceofrhymeoverblankverseinEnglishpoetry。ImentionedtohimthatDr。AdamSmith,inhislecturesuponcomposition,whenIstudiedunderhimintheCollegeofGlasgow,hadmaintainedthesameopinionstrenuously,andIrepeatedsomeofhisarguments。JOHNSON。’Sir,IwasonceincompanywithSmith,andwedidnottaketoeachother;buthadIknownthathelovedrhymeasmuchasyoutellmehedoes,IshouldhaveHUGGEDhim。’
’Idlenessisadiseasewhichmustbecombated;butIwouldnotadvisearigidadherencetoaparticularplanofstudy。Imyselfhaveneverpersistedinanyplanfortwodaystogether。Amanoughttoreadjustasinclinationleadshim;forwhathereadsasataskwilldohimlittlegood。Ayoungmanshouldreadfivehoursinaday,andsomayacquireagreatdealofknowledge。’
Tosuchadegreeofunrestrainedfranknesshadhenowaccustomedme,thatinthecourseofthiseveningItalkedofthenumerousreflectionswhichhadbeenthrownoutagainsthimonaccountofhishavingacceptedapensionfromhispresentMajesty。’Why,Sir,saidhe,withaheartylaugh,itisamightyfoolishnoisethattheymake。*Ihaveacceptedofapensionasarewardwhichhasbeenthoughtduetomyliterarymerit;andnowthatIhavethispension,IamthesamemanineveryrespectthatIhaveeverbeen;
Iretainthesameprinciples。Itistrue,thatIcannotnowcursesmilingtheHouseofHanover;norwoulditbedecentformetodrinkKingJames’shealthinthewinethatKingGeorgegivesmemoneytopayfor。But,Sir,IthinkthatthepleasureofcursingtheHouseofHanover,anddrinkingKingJames’shealth,areamplyoverbalancedbythreehundredpoundsayear。’
*WhenImentionedthesameidleclamourtohimseveralyearsafterwards,hesaid,withasmile,’Iwishmypensionweretwiceaslarge,thattheymightmaketwiceasmuchnoise。’——BOSWELL。
Therewashere,mostcertainly,anaffectationofmoreJacobitismthanhereallyhad。YetthereisnodoubtthatatearlierperiodshewaswontoftentoexercisebothhispleasantryandingenuityintalkingJacobitism。Mymuchrespectedfriend,Dr。Douglas,nowBishopofSalisbury,hasfavouredmewiththefollowingadmirableinstancefromhisLordship’sownrecollection。Oneday,whendiningatoldMr。Langton’swhereMissRoberts,hisniece,wasoneofthecompany,Johnson,withhisusualcomplacentattentiontothefairsex,tookherbythehandandsaid,’Mydear,IhopeyouareaJacobite。’OldMr。Langton,who,thoughahighandsteadyTory,wasattachedtothepresentRoyalFamily,seemedoffended,andaskedJohnson,withgreatwarmth,whathecouldmeanbyputtingsuchaquestiontohisniece?’Why,Sir,saidJohnsonImeantnooffencetoyourniece,Imeantheragreatcompliment。AJacobite,Sir,believesinthedivinerightofKings。HethatbelievesinthedivinerightofKingsbelievesinaDivinity。AJacobitebelievesinthedivinerightofBishops。HethatbelievesinthedivinerightofBishopsbelievesinthedivineauthorityoftheChristianreligion。Therefore,Sir,aJacobiteisneitheranAtheistnoraDeist。ThatcannotbesaidofaWhig;forWhiggismisanegationofallprinciple。’*
*Heusedtotell,withgreathumour,frommyrelationtohim,thefollowinglittlestoryofmyearlyyears,whichwasliterallytrue:
’Boswell,intheyear1745,wasafineboy,woreawhitecockade,andprayedforKingJames,tilloneofhisunclesGeneralCochran
gavehimashillingonconditionthatheshouldprayforKingGeorge,whichheaccordinglydid。SoyouseesaysBoswellthatWhigsofallagesaremadethesameway。’——BOSWELL。
Headvisedme,whenabroad,tobeasmuchasIcouldwiththeProfessorsintheUniversities,andwiththeClergy;forfromtheirconversationImightexpectthebestaccountsofeverythinginwhatevercountryIshouldbe,withtheadditionaladvantageofkeepingmylearningalive。
Itwillbeobserved,thatwhengivingmeadviceastomytravels,Dr。Johnsondidnotdwelluponcities,andpalaces,andpictures,andshows,andArcadianscenes。HewasofLordEssex’sopinion,whoadviseshiskinsmanRogerEarlofRutland,’rathertogoanhundredmilestospeakwithonewiseman,thanfivemilestoseeafairtown。’
IdescribedtohimanimpudentfellowfromScotland,whoaffectedtobeasavage,andrailedatallestablishedsystems。JOHNSON。
’Thereisnothingsurprizinginthis,Sir。Hewantstomakehimselfconspicuous。Hewouldtumbleinahogstye,aslongasyoulookedathimandcalledtohimtocomeout。Butlethimalone,nevermindhim,andhe’llsoongiveitover。’
Iadded,thatthesamepersonmaintainedthattherewasnodistinctionbetweenvirtueandvice。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,ifthefellowdoesnotthinkashespeaks,heislying;andIseenotwhathonourhecanproposetohimselffromhavingthecharacterofalyar。Butifhedoesreallythinkthatthereisnodistinctionbetweenvirtueandvice,why,Sir,whenheleavesourhousesletuscountourspoons。’