Herecommendedtometokeepajournalofmylife,fullandunreserved。Hesaiditwouldbeaverygoodexercise,andwouldyieldmegreatsatisfactionwhentheparticularswerefadedfrommyremembrance。Iwasuncommonlyfortunateinhavinghadapreviouscoincidenceofopinionwithhimuponthissubject,forIhadkeptsuchajournalforsometime;anditwasnosmallpleasuretometohavethistotellhim,andtoreceivehisapprobation。Hecounselledmetokeepitprivate,andsaidImightsurelyhaveafriendwhowouldburnitincaseofmydeath。FromthishabitI
havebeenenabledtogivetheworldsomanyanecdotes,whichwouldotherwisehavebeenlosttoposterity。ImentionedthatIwasafraidIputintomyjournaltoomanylittleincidents。JOHNSON。
’Thereisnothing,Sir,toolittleforsolittleacreatureasman。
Itisbystudyinglittlethingsthatweattainthegreatartofhavingaslittlemiseryandasmuchhappinessaspossible。’
NextmorningMr。Dempsterhappenedtocallonme,andwassomuchstruckevenwiththeimperfectaccountwhichIgavehimofDr。
Johnson’sconversation,thattohishonourbeitrecorded,whenI
complainedthatdrinkingportandsittinguplatewithhimaffectedmynervesforsometimeafter,hesaid,’Onehadbetterbepalsiedateighteenthannotkeepcompanywithsuchaman。’
OnTuesday,July18,IfoundtallSirThomasRobinsonsittingwithJohnson。SirThomassaid,thatthekingofPrussiavaluedhimselfuponthreethings;——uponbeingahero,amusician,andanauthour。
JOHNSON。’Prettywell,Sir,foroneman。Astohisbeinganauthour,Ihavenotlookedathispoetry;buthisproseispoorstuff。HewritesjustasyoumightsupposeVoltaire’sfootboytodo,whohasbeenhisamanuensis。Hehassuchpartsasthevaletmighthave,andaboutasmuchofthecolouringofthestyleasmightbegotbytranscribinghisworks。’WhenIwasatFerney,I
repeatedthistoVoltaire,inordertoreconcilehimsomewhattoJohnson,whomhe,inaffectingtheEnglishmodeofexpression,hadpreviouslycharacterisedas’asuperstitiousdog;’butafterhearingsuchacriticismonFredericktheGreat,withwhomhewasthenonbadterms,heexclaimed,’Anhonestfellow!’
Mr。LevetthisdayshewedmeDr。Johnson’slibrary,whichwascontainedintwogarretsoverhisChambers,whereLintot,sonofthecelebratedbooksellerofthatname,hadformerlyhiswarehouse。
Ifoundanumberofgoodbooks,butverydustyandingreatconfusion。Thefloorwasstrewedwithmanuscriptleaves,inJohnson’sownhandwriting,whichIbeheldwithadegreeofveneration,supposingtheyperhapsmightcontainportionsofTheRamblerorofRasselas。Iobservedanapparatusforchymicalexperiments,ofwhichJohnsonwasallhislifeveryfond。Theplaceseemedtobeveryfavourableforretirementandmeditation。
Johnsontoldme,thathewentupthitherwithoutmentioningittohisservant,whenhewantedtostudy,securefrominterruption;forhewouldnotallowhisservanttosayhewasnotathomewhenhereallywas。’Aservant’sstrictregardfortruth,saidhemustbeweakenedbysuchapractice。Aphilosophermayknowthatitismerelyaformofdenial;butfewservantsaresuchnicedistinguishers。IfIaccustomaservanttotellalieforME,haveInotreasontoapprehendthathewilltellmanyliesforHIMSELF。’
Mr。Temple,nowvicarofSt。Gluvias,Cornwall,whohadbeenmyintimatefriendformanyyears,hadatthistimechambersinFarrar’s-buildings,atthebottomofInnerTemple-lane,whichhekindlylentmeuponmyquittingmylodgings,hebeingtoreturntoTrinityHall,Cambridge。Ifoundthemparticularlyconvenientforme,astheyweresonearDr。Johnson’s。
OnWednesday,July20,Dr。Johnson,Mr。Dempster,andmyuncleDr。
Boswell,whohappenedtobenowinLondon,suppedwithmeattheseChambers。JOHNSON。’Pityisnotnaturaltoman。Childrenarealwayscruel。Savagesarealwayscruel。Pityisacquiredandimprovedbythecultivationofreason。Wemayhaveuneasysensationsfromseeingacreatureindistress,withoutpity;forwehavenotpityunlesswewishtorelievethem。WhenIamonmywaytodinewithafriend,andfindingitlate,havebidthecoachmanmakehaste,ifIhappentoattendwhenhewhipshishorses,Imayfeelunpleasantlythattheanimalsareputtopain,butIdonotwishhimtodesist。No,Sir,Iwishhimtodriveon。’
Rousseau’streatiseontheinequalityofmankindwasatthistimeafashionabletopick。ItgaverisetoanobservationbyMr。
Dempster,thattheadvantagesoffortuneandrankwerenothingtoawiseman,whooughttovalueonlymerit。JOHNSON。’Ifmanwereasavage,livinginthewoodsbyhimself,thismightbetrue;butincivilizedsocietywealldependuponeachother,andourhappinessisverymuchowingtothegoodopinionofmankind。Now,Sir,incivilizedsociety,externaladvantagesmakeusmorerespected。A
manwithagoodcoatuponhisbackmeetswithabetterreceptionthanhewhohasabadone。Sir,youmayanalysethis,andsaywhatisthereinit?Butthatwillavailyounothing,foritisapartofageneralsystem。PoundSt。Paul’sChurchintoatoms,andconsideranysingleatom;itis,tobesure,goodfornothing:but,putalltheseatomstogether,andyouhaveSt。Paul’sChurch。Soitiswithhumanfelicity,whichismadeupofmanyingredients,eachofwhichmaybeshewntobeveryinsignificant。Incivilizedsociety,personalmeritwillnotserveyousomuchasmoneywill。
Sir,youmaymaketheexperiment。Gointothestreet,andgiveonemanalectureonmorality,andanotherashilling,andseewhichwillrespectyoumost。Ifyouwishonlytosupportnature,SirWilliamPettyfixesyourallowanceatthreepoundsayear;butastimesaremuchaltered,letuscallitsixpounds。Thissumwillfillyourbelly,shelteryoufromtheweather,andevengetyouastronglastingcoat,supposingittobemadeofgoodbull’shide。
Now,Sir,allbeyondthisisartificial,andisdesiredinordertoobtainagreaterdegreeofrespectfromourfellow-creatures。And,Sir,ifsixhundredpoundsayearprocureamanmoreconsequence,and,ofcourse,morehappinessthansixpoundsayear,thesameproportionwillholdastosixthousand,andsoonasfarasopulencecanbecarried。Perhapshewhohasalargefortunemaynotbesohappyashewhohasasmallone;butthatmustproceedfromothercausesthanfromhishavingthelargefortune:for,coeterisparibus,hewhoisrichinacivilizedsociety,mustbehappierthanhewhoispoor;asriches,ifproperlyused,anditisaman’sownfaultiftheyarenot,mustbeproductiveofthehighestadvantages。Money,tobesure,ofitselfisofnouse;foritsonlyuseistopartwithit。Rousseau,andallthosewhodealinparadoxes,areledawaybyachildishdesireofnovelty。WhenI
wasaboy,Iusedalwaystochoosethewrongsideofadebate,becausemostingeniousthings,thatistosay,mostnewthings,couldbesaiduponit。Sir,thereisnothingforwhichyoumaynotmusterupmoreplausiblearguments,thanthosewhichareurgedagainstwealthandotherexternaladvantages。Why,now,thereisstealing;whyshoulditbethoughtacrime?Whenweconsiderbywhatunjustmethodspropertyhasbeenoftenacquired,andthatwhatwasunjustlygotitmustbeunjusttokeep,whereistheharminoneman’stakingthepropertyofanotherfromhim?Besides,Sir,whenweconsiderthebadusethatmanypeoplemakeoftheirproperty,andhowmuchbetterusethethiefmaymakeofit,itmaybedefendedasaveryallowablepractice。Yet,Sir,theexperienceofmankindhasdiscoveredstealingtobesoverybadathing,thattheymakenoscrupletohangamanforit。WhenIwasrunningaboutthistownaverypoorfellow,Iwasagreatarguerfortheadvantagesofpoverty;butIwas,atthesametime,verysorrytobepoor。Sir,alltheargumentswhicharebroughttorepresentpovertyasnoevil,shewittobeevidentlyagreatevil。Youneverfindpeoplelabouringtoconvinceyouthatyoumayliveveryhappilyuponaplentifulfortune——SoyouhearpeopletalkinghowmiserableaKingmustbe;andyettheyallwishtobeinhisplace。’
ItwassuggestedthatKingsmustbeunhappy,becausetheyaredeprivedofthegreatestofallsatisfactions,easyandunreservedsociety。JOHNSON。’Thatisanill-foundednotion。BeingaKingdoesnotexcludeamanfromsuchsociety。GreatKingshavealwaysbeensocial。TheKingofPrussia,theonlygreatKingatpresent,isverysocial。CharlestheSecond,thelastKingofEnglandwhowasamanofparts,wassocial;andourHenrysandEdwardswereallsocial。’
Mr。DempsterhavingendeavouredtomaintainthatintrinsickmeritOUGHTtomaketheonlydistinctionamongstmankind。JOHNSON。
’Why,Sir,mankindhavefoundthatthiscannotbe。Howshallwedeterminetheproportionofintrinsickmerit?Werethattobetheonlydistinctionamongstmankind,weshouldsoonquarrelaboutthedegreesofit。Werealldistinctionsabolished,thestrongestwouldnotlongacquiesce,butwouldendeavourtoobtainasuperioritybytheirbodilystrength。But,Sir,assubordinationisverynecessaryforsociety,andcontentionsforsuperiorityverydangerous,mankind,thatistosay,allcivilizednations,havesettledituponaplaininvariableprinciple。Amanisborntohereditaryrank;orhisbeingappointedtocertainoffices,giveshimacertainrank。Subordinationtendsgreatlytohumanhappiness。Werewealluponanequality,weshouldhavenootherenjoymentthanmereanimalpleasure。’
Hetookcaretoguardhimselfagainstanypossiblesuspicionthathissettledprinciplesofreverenceforrankandrespectforwealthwereatallowingtomeanorinterestedmotives;forheassertedhisownindependenceasaliteraryman。’Nomansaidhewhoeverlivedbyliterature,haslivedmoreindependentlythanIhavedone。’HesaidhehadtakenlongertimethanheneededtohavedoneincomposinghisDictionary。Hereceivedourcomplimentsuponthatgreatworkwithcomplacency,andtoldusthattheAcademiadellaCruscacouldscarcelybelievethatitwasdonebyoneman。
Atnight*Mr。JohnsonandIsuppedinaprivateroomattheTurk’sHeadcoffee-house,intheStrand。’Iencouragethishousesaidhe;forthemistressofitisagoodcivilwoman,andhasnotmuchbusiness。’
*July21。
’Sir,Ilovetheacquaintanceofyoungpeople;because,inthefirstplace,Idon’tliketothinkmyselfgrowingold。Inthenextplace,youngacquaintancesmustlastlongest,iftheydolast;andthen,Sir,youngmenhavemorevirtuethanoldmen:theyhavemoregeneroussentimentsineveryrespect。Ilovetheyoungdogsofthisage:theyhavemorewitandhumourandknowledgeoflifethanwehad;butthenthedogsarenotsogoodscholars。Sir,inmyearlyyearsIreadveryhard。Itisasadreflection,butatrueone,thatIknewalmostasmuchateighteenasIdonow。Myjudgement,tobesure,wasnotsogood;butIhadallthefacts。I
rememberverywell,whenIwasatOxford,anoldgentlemansaidtome,“Youngman,plyyourbookdiligentlynow,andacquireastockofknowledge;forwhenyearscomeuponyou,youwillfindthatporinguponbookswillbebutanirksometask。“’
Heagaininsistedonthedutyofmaintainingsubordinationofrank。
’Sir,Iwouldnomoredepriveanoblemanofhisrespect,thanofhismoney。Iconsidermyselfasactingapartinthegreatsystemofsociety,andIdotoothersasIwouldhavethemtodotome。I