HeremainedatOxfordaconsiderabletime;IwasobligedtogotoLondon,whereIreceivedhisletter,whichhadbeenreturnedfromScotland。
’TOJAMESBOSWELL,ESQ。
’MYDEARBOSWELL,——Ihaveomittedalongtimetowritetoyou,withoutknowingverywellwhy。IcouldnowtellwhyIshouldnotwrite;forwhowouldwritetomenwhopublishthelettersoftheirfriends,withouttheirleave?YetIwritetoyouinspiteofmycaution,totellyouthatIshallbegladtoseeyou,andthatI
wishyouwouldemptyyourheadofCorsica,whichIthinkhasfilleditrathertoolong。But,atallevents,Ishallbeglad,verygladtoseeyou。Iam,Sir,yoursaffectionately,’SAM。JOHNSON。’
’Oxford,March23,1768。’
UponhisarrivalinLondoninMay,hesurprizedmeonemorningwithavisitatmylodgingsinHalf-Moon-street,wasquitesatisfiedwithmyexplanation,andwasinthekindestandmostagreeableframeofmind。Ashehadobjectedtoapartofoneofhislettersbeingpublished,Ithoughtitrighttotakethisopportunityofaskinghimexplicitlywhetheritwouldbeimpropertopublishhislettersafterhisdeath。Hisanswerwas,’Nay,Sir,whenIamdead,youmaydoasyouwill。’
Hetalkedinhisusualstylewitharoughcontemptofpopularliberty。’TheymakearoutaboutUNIVERSALliberty,withoutconsideringthatallthatistobevalued,orindeedcanbeenjoyedbyindividuals,isPRIVATEliberty。Politicallibertyisgoodonlysofarasitproducesprivateliberty。Now,Sir,thereisthelibertyofthepress,whichyouknowisaconstanttopick。SupposeyouandIandtwohundredmorewererestrainedfromprintingourthoughts:whatthen?Whatproportionwouldthatrestraintuponusbeartotheprivatehappinessofthenation?’
Thismodeofrepresentingtheinconveniencesofrestraintaslightandinsignificant,wasakindofsophistryinwhichhedelightedtoindulgehimself,inoppositiontotheextremelaxityforwhichithasbeenfashionablefortoomanytoargue,whenitisevident,uponreflection,thattheveryessenceofgovernmentisrestraint;
andcertainitis,thatasgovernmentproducesrationalhappiness,toomuchrestraintisbetterthantoolittle。Butwhenrestraintisunnecessary,andsocloseastogallthosewhoaresubjecttoit,thepeoplemayandoughttoremonstrate;and,ifreliefisnotgranted,toresist。Ofthismanlyandspiritedprinciple,nomanwasmoreconvincedthanJohnsonhimself。
HissincereregardforFrancisBarber,hisfaithfulnegroservant,madehimsodesirousofhisfurtherimprovement,thathenowplacedhimataschoolatBishopStortford,inHertfordshire。ThishumaneattentiondoesJohnson’sheartmuchhonour。OutofmanyletterswhichMr。Barberreceivedfromhismaster,hehaspreservedthree,whichhekindlygaveme,andwhichIshallinsertaccordingtotheirdates。
’TOMR。FRANCISBARBER。
’DEARFRANCIS,——Ihavebeenverymuchoutoforder。Iamgladtohearthatyouarewell,anddesigntocomesoontoseeyou。I
wouldhaveyoustayatMrs。Clapp’sforthepresent,tillIcandeterminewhatweshalldo。Beagoodboy。
’MycomplimentstoMrs。ClappandtoMr。Fowler。Iam,your’saffectionately,SAM。JOHNSON。’
’May28,1768。’
Soonafterwards,hesuppedattheCrownandAnchortavern,intheStrand,withacompanywhomIcollectedtomeethim。TheywereDr。
Percy,nowBishopofDromore,Dr。Douglas,nowBishopofSalisbury,Mr。Langton,Dr。RobertsontheHistorian,Dr。HughBlair,andMr。
ThomasDavies,whowishedmuchtobeintroducedtotheseeminentScotchliterati;butonthepresentoccasionhehadverylittleopportunityofhearingthemtalk,forwithanexcessofprudence,forwhichJohnsonafterwardsfoundfaultwiththem,theyhardlyopenedtheirlips,andthatonlytosaysomethingwhichtheywerecertainwouldnotexposethemtotheswordofGoliath;suchwastheiranxietyfortheirfamewheninthepresenceofJohnson。Hewasthiseveninginremarkablevigourofmind,andeagertoexerthimselfinconversation,whichhedidwithgreatreadinessandfluency;butIamsorrytofindthatIhavepreservedbutasmallpartofwhatpassed。
HewasvehementagainstoldDr。Mounsey,ofChelseaCollege,as’afellowwhosworeandtalkedbawdy。’’Ihavebeenofteninhiscompany,saidDr。Percy,andneverheardhimswearortalkbawdy。’Mr。Davies,whosatnexttoDr。Percy,havingafterthishadsomeconversationasidewithhim,madeadiscoverywhich,inhiszealtopaycourttoDr。Johnson,heeagerlyproclaimedaloudfromthefootofthetable:’O,Sir,IhavefoundoutaverygoodreasonwhyDr。PercyneverheardMounseyswearortalkbawdy;forhetellsme,heneversawhimbutattheDukeofNorthumberland’stable。’’Andso,Sir,saidJohnsonloudly,toDr。Percy,youwouldshieldthismanfromthechargeofswearingandtalkingbawdy,becausehedidnotdosoattheDukeofNorthumberland’stable。Sir,youmightaswelltellusthatyouhadseenhimholduphishandattheOldBailey,andheneithersworenortalkedbawdy;orthatyouhadseenhiminthecartatTyburn,andheneithersworenortalkedbawdy。Andisitthus,Sir,thatyoupresumetocontrovertwhatIhaverelated?’Dr。Johnson’sanimadversionwasutteredinsuchamanner,thatDr。Percyseemedtobedispleased,andsoonafterwardsleftthecompany,ofwhichJohnsondidnotatthattimetakeanynotice。
Swifthavingbeenmentioned,Johnson,asusual,treatedhimwithlittlerespectasanauthour。SomeofusendeavouredtosupporttheDeanofSt。Patrick’sbyvariousarguments。OneinparticularpraisedhisConductoftheAllies。JOHNSON。’Sir,hisConductoftheAlliesisaperformanceofverylittleability。’’Surely,Sir,saidDr。Douglas,youmustallowithasstrongfacts。’JOHNSON。
’Whyyes,Sir;butwhatisthattothemeritofthecomposition?
IntheSessions-paperoftheOldBailey,therearestrongfacts。
Housebreakingisastrongfact;robberyisastrongfact;andmurderisaMIGHTYstrongfact;butisgreatpraiseduetothehistorianofthosestrongfacts?No,Sir。Swifthastoldwhathehadtotelldistinctlyenough,butthatisall。Hehadtocountten,andhehascounteditright。’ThenrecollectingthatMr。
Davies,byactingasanINFORMER,hadbeentheoccasionofhistalkingsomewhattooharshlytohisfriendDr。Percy,forwhich,probably,whenthefirstebullitionwasover,hefeltsomecompunction,hetookanopportunitytogivehimahit;soadded,withapreparatorylaugh,’Why,Sir,TomDaviesmighthavewrittenTheConductoftheAllies。’PoorTombeingthussuddenlydraggedintoludicrousnoticeinpresenceoftheScottishDoctors,towhomhewasambitiousofappearingtoadvantage,wasgrievouslymortified。Nordidhispunishmentresthere;foruponsubsequentoccasions,wheneverhe,’statesmanallover,’assumedastruttingimportance,Iusedtohailhim——’theAuthourofTheConductoftheAllies。’
WhenIcalleduponDr。Johnsonnextmorning,Ifoundhimhighlysatisfiedwithhiscolloquialprowesstheprecedingevening。
’Well,saidhe,wehadgoodtalk。’BOSWELL。’Yes,Sir;youtossedandgoredseveralpersons。’
ThelateAlexander,EarlofEglintoune,wholovedwitmorethanwine,andmenofgeniusmorethansycophants,hadagreatadmirationofJohnson;butfromtheremarkableeleganceofhisownmanners,was,perhaps,toodelicatelysensibleoftheroughnesswhichsometimesappearedinJohnson’sbehaviour。Oneeveningaboutthistime,whenhisLordshipdidmethehonourtosupatmylodgingswithDr。Robertsonandseveralothermenofliterarydistinction,heregrettedthatJohnsonhadnotbeeneducatedwithmorerefinement,andlivedmoreinpolishedsociety。’No,no,myLord,saidSignorBaretti,dowithhimwhatyouwould,hewouldalwayshavebeenabear。’’True,answeredtheEarl,withasmile,buthewouldhavebeenaDANCINGbear。’
ToobviateallthereflectionswhichhavegoneroundtheworldtoJohnson’sprejudice,byapplyingtohimtheepithetofaBEAR,letmeimpressuponmyreadersajustandhappysayingofmyfriendGoldsmith,whoknewhimwell:’Johnson,tobesure,hasaroughnessinhismanner;butnomanalivehasamoretenderheart。Hehasnothingofthebearbuthisskin。’
1769:AETAT。60。]——IcametoLondonintheautumn,andhavinginformedhimthatIwasgoingtobemarriedinafewmonths,I
wishedtohaveasmuchofhisconversationasIcouldbeforeengaginginastateoflifewhichwouldprobablykeepmemoreinScotland,andpreventmeseeinghimsooftenaswhenIwasasingleman;butIfoundhewasatBrighthelmstonewithMr。andMrs。
Thrale。
Afterhisreturntotown,wemetfrequently,andIcontinuedthepracticeofmakingnotesofhisconversation,thoughnotwithsomuchassiduityasIwishIhaddone。Atthistime,indeed,IhadasufficientexcusefornotbeingabletoappropriatesomuchtimetomyJournal;forGeneralPaoli,afterCorsicahadbeenoverpoweredbythemonarchyofFrance,wasnownolongerattheheadofhisbravecountrymen,buthavingwithdifficultyescapedfromhisnativeisland,hadsoughtanasyluminGreat-Britain;anditwasmyduty,aswellasmypleasure,toattendmuchuponhim。SuchparticularsofJohnson’sconversationatthisperiodasIhavecommittedtowriting,Ishallhereintroduce,withoutanystrictattentiontomethodicalarrangement。Sometimesshortnotesofdifferentdaysshallbeblendedtogether,andsometimesadaymayseemimportantenoughtobeseparatelydistinguished。
Hesaid,hewouldnothaveSundaykeptwithrigidseverityandgloom,butwithagravityandsimplicityofbehaviour。
ItoldhimthatDavidHumehadmadeashortcollectionofScotticisms。’Iwonder,saidJohnson,thatHEshouldfindthem。’
Onthe30thofSeptemberwedinedtogetherattheMitre。I
attemptedtoargueforthesuperiorhappinessofthesavagelife,upontheusualfancifultopicks。JOHNSON。’Sir,therecanbenothingmorefalse。Thesavageshavenobodilyadvantagesbeyondthoseofcivilisedmen。Theyhavenotbetterhealth;andastocareormentaluneasiness,theyarenotaboveit,butbelowit,likebears。No,Sir;youarenottotalksuchparadox:letmehavenomoreon’t。Itcannotentertain,farlesscanitinstruct。LordMonboddo,oneofyourScotchJudges,talkedagreatdealofsuchnonsense。IsufferedHIM;butIwillnotsufferYOU。’——BOSWELL。