Istartedthequestionwhetherduellingwasconsistentwithmoralduty。ThebraveoldGeneralfiredatthis,andsaid,withaloftyair,’Undoubtedlyamanhasarighttodefendhishonour。’
GOLDSMITH。turningtome,’Iaskyoufirst,Sir,whatwouldyoudoifyouwereaffronted?’IansweredIshouldthinkitnecessarytofight。’Whythen,repliedGoldsmith,thatsolvesthequestion。’JOHNSON。’No,Sir,itdoesnotsolvethequestion。Itdoesnotfollowthatwhatamanwoulddoisthereforeright。’I
said,Iwishedtohaveitsettled,whetherduellingwascontrarytothelawsofChristianity。Johnsonimmediatelyenteredonthesubject,andtreateditinamasterlymanner;andsofarasIhavebeenabletorecollect,histhoughtswerethese:’Sir,asmenbecomeinahighdegreerefined,variouscausesofoffencearise;
whichareconsideredtobeofsuchimportance,thatlifemustbestakedtoatoneforthem,thoughinrealitytheyarenotso。A
bodythathasreceivedaveryfinepolishmaybeeasilyhurt。
Beforemenarriveatthisartificialrefinement,ifonetellshisneighbourhelies,hisneighbourtellshimhelies;ifonegiveshisneighbourablow,hisneighbourgiveshimablow:butinastateofhighlypolishedsociety,anaffrontisheldtobeaseriousinjury。Itmustthereforeberesented,orratheraduelmustbefoughtuponit;asmenhaveagreedtobanishfromtheirsocietyonewhoputsupwithanaffrontwithoutfightingaduel。
Now,Sir,itisneverunlawfultofightinself-defence。He,then,whofightsaduel,doesnotfightfrompassionagainsthisantagonist,butoutofself-defence;toavertthestigmaoftheworld,andtopreventhimselffrombeingdrivenoutofsociety。I
couldwishtherewasnotthatsuperfluityofrefinement;butwhilesuchnotionsprevail,nodoubtamanmaylawfullyfightaduel。’
TheGeneraltoldus,thatwhenhewasaveryyoungman,Ithinkonlyfifteen,servingunderPrinceEugeneofSavoy,hewassittinginacompanyattablewithaPrinceofWirtemberg。ThePrincetookupaglassofwine,and,byafillip,madesomeofitflyinOglethorpe’sface。Herewasanicedilemma。Tohavechallengedhiminstantly,mighthavefixedaquarrelsomecharacterupontheyoungsoldier:tohavetakennonoticeofitmighthavebeenconsideredascowardice。Oglethorpe,therefore,keepinghiseyeuponthePrince,andsmilingallthetime,asifhetookwhathisHighnesshaddoneinjest,said’MonPrince,——’。IforgettheFrenchwordsheused,thepurporthoweverwas,’That’sagoodjoke;butwedoitmuchbetterinEngland;’andthrewawholeglassofwineinthePrince’sface。AnoldGeneralwhosatby,said,’Ilabienfait,monPrince,vousl’avezcommence:’andthusallendedingoodhumour。
Dr。Johnsonsaid,’Pray,General,giveusanaccountofthesiegeofBelgrade。’UponwhichtheGeneral,pouringalittlewineuponthetable,describedeverythingwithawetfinger:’Herewewere,hereweretheTurks,’&c。&c。Johnsonlistenedwiththeclosestattention。
Aquestionwasstarted,howfarpeoplewhodisagreeinacapitalpointcanliveinfriendshiptogether。Johnsonsaidtheymight。
Goldsmithsaidtheycouldnot,astheyhadnottheidemvelleatqueidemnolle——thesamelikingsandthesameaversions。JOHNSON。
’Why,Sir,youmustshunthesubjectastowhichyoudisagree。Forinstance,IcanliveverywellwithBurke:Ilovehisknowledge,hisgenius,hisdiffusion,andaffluenceofconversation;butI
wouldnottalktohimoftheRockinghamparty。’GOLDSMITH。’But,Sir,whenpeoplelivetogetherwhohavesomethingastowhichtheydisagree,andwhichtheywanttoshun,theywillbeinthesituationmentionedinthestoryofBluebeard:“Youmaylookintoallthechambersbutone。“Butweshouldhavethegreatestinclinationtolookintothatchamber,totalkofthatsubject。’
JOHNSON。withaloudvoice,’Sir,IamnotsayingthatYOUcouldliveinfriendshipwithamanfromwhomyoudifferastosomepoint:IamonlysayingthatIcoulddoit。YouputmeinmindofSapphoinOvid。’
Goldsmithtoldus,thathewasnowbusyinwritinganaturalhistory,and,thathemighthavefullleisureforit,hehadtakenlodgings,atafarmer’shouse,neartothesixmilestone,ontheEdgewareroad,andhadcarrieddownhisbooksintworeturnedpost-
chaises。Hesaid,hebelievedthefarmer’sfamilythoughthimanoddcharacter,similartothatinwhichtheSpectatorappearedtohislandladyandherchildren:hewasTheGentleman。Mr。Mickle,thetranslatorofTheLusiad,andIwenttovisithimatthisplaceafewdaysafterwards。Hewasnotathome;buthavingacuriositytoseehisapartment,wewentinandfoundcuriousscrapsofdescriptionsofanimals,scrawleduponthewallwithablackleadpencil。
OnSaturday,April11,heappointedmetocometohimintheevening,whenheshouldbeatleisuretogivemesomeassistanceforthedefenceofHastie,theschoolmasterofCampbelltown,forwhomIwastoappearinthehouseofLords。WhenIcame,Ifoundhimunwillingtoexerthimself。Ipressedhimtowritedownhisthoughtsuponthesubject。Hesaid,’There’snooccasionformywriting。I’lltalktoyou。’……
Ofourfriend,Goldsmith,hesaid,’Sir,heissomuchafraidofbeingunnoticed,thatheoftentalksmerelylestyoushouldforgetthatheisinthecompany。’BOSWELL。’Yes,hestandsforward。’
JOHNSON。’True,Sir;butifamanistostandforward,heshouldwishtodoitnotinanaukwardposture,notinrags,notsoasthatheshallonlybeexposedtoridicule。’BOSWELL。’Formypart,IlikeverywelltohearhonestGoldsmithtalkawaycarelessly。’JOHNSON。’Whyyes,Sir;butheshouldnotliketohearhimself。’……
OnTuesday,April14,thedecreeoftheCourtofSessionintheschoolmaster’scausewasreversedintheHouseofLords,afteraveryeloquentspeechbyLordMansfield,whoshewedhimselfanadeptinschooldiscipline,butIthoughtwastoorigoroustowardsmyclient。OntheeveningofthenextdayIsuppedwithDr。Johnson,attheCrownandAnchortavern,intheStrand,incompanywithMr。
Langtonandhisbrother-in-law,LordBinning。
ItalkedoftherecentexpulsionofsixstudentsfromtheUniversityofOxford,whoweremethodistsandwouldnotdesistfrompublicklyprayingandexhorting。JOHNSON。’Sir,thatexpulsionwasextremelyjustandproper。WhathavetheytodoatanUniversitywhoarenotwillingtobetaught,butwillpresumetoteach?WhereisreligiontobelearntbutatanUniversity?Sir,theywereexamined,andfoundtobemightyignorantfellows。’
BOSWELL。’But,wasitnothard,Sir,toexpelthem,forIamtoldtheyweregoodbeings?’JOHNSON。’Ibelievetheymightbegoodbeings;buttheywerenotfittobeintheUniversityofOxford。A
cowisaverygoodanimalinthefield;butweturnheroutofagarden。’LordElibankusedtorepeatthisasanillustrationuncommonlyhappy。
DesirousofcallingJohnsonforthtotalk,andexercisehiswit,thoughIshouldmyselfbetheobjectofit,Iresolutelyventuredtoundertakethedefenceofconvivialindulgenceinwine,thoughhewasnotto-nightinthemostgenialhumour。Afterurgingthecommonplausibletopicks,Iatlasthadrecoursetothemaxim,invinoveritas,amanwhoiswellwarmedwithwinewillspeaktruth。
JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,thatmaybeanargumentfordrinking,ifyousupposemeningeneraltobeliars。But,Sir,Iwouldnotkeepcompanywithafellow,wholyesaslongasheissober,andwhomyoumustmakedrunkbeforeyoucangetawordoftruthoutofhim。’
AtthistimeitappearsfromhisPrayersandMeditations,thathehadbeenmorethancommonlydiligentinreligiousduties,particularlyinreadingtheHolyScriptures。ItwasPassionWeek,thatsolemnseasonwhichtheChristianworldhasappropriatedtothecommemorationofthemysteriesofourredemption,andduringwhich,whateverembersofreligionareinourbreasts,willbekindledintopiouswarmth。
IpaidhimshortvisitsbothonFridayandSaturday,andseeinghislargefolioGreekTestamentbeforehim,beheldhimwithareverentialawe,andwouldnotintrudeuponhistime。Whilehewasthusemployedtosuchgoodpurpose,andwhilehisfriendsintheirintercoursewithhimconstantlyfoundavigorousintellectandalivelyimagination,itismelancholytoreadinhisprivateregister,’Mymindisunsettledandmymemoryconfused。Ihaveoflateturnedmythoughtswithaveryuselessearnestnessuponpastincidents。Ihaveyetgotnocommandovermythoughts;anunpleasingincidentisalmostcertaintohindermyrest。’Whatphilosophickheroismwasitinhimtoappearwithsuchmanlyfortitudetotheworldwhilehewasinwardlysodistressed!Wemaysurelybelievethatthemysteriousprincipleofbeing’madeperfectthroughsuffering’wastobestronglyexemplifiedinhim。
OnSunday,April19,beingEaster-day,GeneralPaoliandIpaidhimavisitbeforedinner。
Wetalkedofsounds。TheGeneralsaid,therewasnobeautyinasimplesound,butonlyinanharmoniouscompositionofsounds。I
presumedtodifferfromthisopinion,andmentionedthesoftandsweetsoundofafinewoman’svoice。JOHNSON。’No,Sir,ifaserpentoratoadutteredit,youwouldthinkitugly。’BOSWELL。
’Soyouwouldthink,Sir,wereabeautifultunetobeutteredbyoneofthoseanimals。’JOHNSON。’No,Sir,itwouldbeadmired。
Wehaveseenfinefiddlerswhomwelikedaslittleastoads。’
laughing。
WhileIremainedinLondonthisspring,Iwaswithhimatseveralothertimes,bothbyhimselfandincompany。IdinedwithhimonedayattheCrownandAnchortavern,intheStrand,withLordElibank,Mr。Langton,andDr。VansittartofOxford。Withoutspecifyingeachparticularday,Ihavepreservedthefollowingmemorablethings。
IregrettedthereflectioninhisPrefacetoShakspeareagainstGarrick,towhomwecannotbutapplythefollowingpassage:’I
collatedsuchcopiesasIcouldprocure,andwishedformore,buthavenotfoundthecollectorsoftheseraritiesverycommunicative。’Itoldhim,thatGarrickhadcomplainedtomeofit,andhadvindicatedhimselfbyassuringme,thatJohnsonwasmadewelcometothefulluseofhiscollection,andthatheleftthekeyofitwithaservant,withorderstohaveafireandeveryconvenienceforhim。IfoundJohnson’snotionwas,thatGarrickwantedtobecourtedforthem,andthat,onthecontrary,Garrickshouldhavecourtedhim,andsenthimtheplaysofhisownaccord。