BOSWELL。’LordMansfieldisnotamerelawyer。JOHNSON。’No,Sir。IneverwasinLordMansfield’scompany;butLordMansfieldwasdistinguishedattheUniversity。LordMansfield,whenhefirstcametotown,“drankchampagnewiththewits,“asPriorsays。HewasthefriendofPope。’SIRA。’Barristers,Ibelieve,arenotsoabusivenowastheywereformerly。Ifancytheyhadlesslawlongago,andsowereobligedtotaketoabuse,tofillupthetime。Nowtheyhavesuchanumberofprecedents,theyhavenooccasionforabuse。’JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,theyhadmorelawlongagothantheyhavenow。Astoprecedents,tobesuretheywillincreaseincourseoftime;butthemoreprecedentsthereare,thelessoccasionisthereforlaw;thatistosay,thelessoccasionisthereforinvestigatingprinciples。’SIRA。’IhavebeencorrectingseveralScotchaccentsinmyfriendBoswell。Idoubt,Sir,ifanyScotchmaneverattainstoaperfectEnglishpronunciation。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,fewofthemdo,becausetheydonotpersevereafteracquiringacertaindegreeofit。But,Sir,therecanbenodoubtthattheymayattaintoaperfectEnglishpronunciation,iftheywill。Wefindhowneartheycometoit;andcertainly,amanwhoconquersnineteenpartsoftheScottishaccent,mayconquerthetwentieth。But,Sir,whenamanhasgotthebetterofninetenthshegrowsweary,herelaxeshisdiligence,hefindshehascorrectedhisaccentsofarasnottobedisagreeable,andhenolongerdesireshisfriendstotellhimwhenheiswrong;nordoeshechoosetobetold。Sir,whenpeoplewatchmenarrowly,andIdonotwatchmyself,theywillfindmeouttobeofaparticularcounty。Inthesamemanner,DunningmaybefoundouttobeaDevonshireman。SomostScotchmenmaybefoundout。
But,Sir,littleaberrationsareofnodisadvantage。InevercatchedMalletinaScotchaccent;andyetMallet,Isuppose,waspastfive-and-twentybeforehecametoLondon。’
Iagainvisitedhimatnight。Findinghiminaverygoodhumour,I
venturedtoleadhimtothesubjectofoursituationinafuturestate,havingmuchcuriositytoknowhisnotionsonthatpoint……
BOSWELL。’Idonotknowwhetherthereareanywell-attestedstoriesoftheappearanceofghosts。YouknowthereisafamousstoryoftheappearanceofMrs。Veal,prefixedtoDrelincourtonDeath。’JOHNSON。’Ibelieve,Sir,thatisgivenup。Ibelievethewomandeclareduponherdeath-bedthatitwasalie。’BOSWELL。
’Thisobjectionismadeagainstthetruthofghostsappearing:thatiftheyareinastateofhappiness,itwouldbeapunishmenttothemtoreturntothisworld;andiftheyareinastateofmisery,itwouldbegivingthemarespite。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,asthehappinessormiseryofembodiedspiritsdoesnotdependuponplace,butisintellectual,wecannotsaythattheyarelesshappyorlessmiserablebyappearinguponearth。’
WewentdownbetweentwelveandonetoMrs。Williams’sroom,anddranktea。ImentionedthatweweretohavetheremainsofMr。
Gray,inproseandverse,publishedbyMr。Mason。JOHNSON。’I
thinkwehavehadenoughofGray。IseetheyhavepublishedasplendideditionofAkenside’sworks。Onebadodemaybesuffered;
butanumberofthemtogethermakesonesick。’BOSWELL。
’Akenside’sdistinguishedpoemishisPleasuresofImagination;butformypart,Inevercouldadmireitsomuchasmostpeopledo。’
JOHNSON。’Sir,Icouldnotreaditthrough。’BOSWELL。’Ihavereaditthrough;butIdidnotfindanygreatpowerinit。’
OnTuesday,March31,heandIdinedatGeneralPaoli’s。
Dr。JohnsonwenthomewithmetomylodgingsinConduit-streetanddranktea,previoustoourgoingtothePantheon,whichneitherofushadseenbefore。
Hesaid,’Goldsmith’sLifeofParnellispoor;notthatitispoorlywritten,butthathehadpoormaterials;fornobodycanwritethelifeofaman,butthosewhohaveeatanddrunkandlivedinsocialintercoursewithhim。’
Isaid,thatifitwasnottroublesomeandpresumingtoomuch,I
wouldrequesthimtotellmeallthelittlecircumstancesofhislife;whatschoolsheattended,whenhecametoOxford,whenhecametoLondon,&c。&c。Hedidnotdisapproveofmycuriosityastotheseparticulars;butsaid,’They’llcomeoutbydegreesaswetalktogether。’
Wetalkedoftheproperuseofriches。JOHNSON。’IfIwereamanofagreatestate,IwoulddrivealltherascalswhomIdidnotlikeoutofthecountyatanelection。’
WethenwalkedtothePantheon。ThefirstviewofitdidnotstrikeussomuchasRanelagh,ofwhichhesaid,the’coupd’oeilwasthefinestthinghehadeverseen。’Thetruthis,Ranelaghisofamorebeautifulform;moreofitorratherindeedthewholerotunda,appearsatonce,anditisbetterlighted。However,asJohnsonobserved,wesawthePantheonintimeofmourning,whentherewasadulluniformity;whereaswehadseenRanelaghwhentheviewwasenlivenedwithagayprofusionofcolours。Mrs。Bosville,ofGunthwait,inYorkshire,joinedus,andenteredintoconversationwithus。Johnsonsaidtomeafterwards,’Sir,thisisamightyintelligentlady。’
Isaidtherewasnothalfaguinea’sworthofpleasureinseeingthisplace。JOHNSON。’But,Sir,thereishalfaguinea’sworthofinferioritytootherpeopleinnothavingseenit。’BOSWELL。’I
doubt,Sir,whethertherearemanyhappypeoplehere。’JOHNSON。
’Yes,Sir,therearemanyhappypeoplehere。Therearemanypeopleherewhoarewatchinghundreds,andwhothinkhundredsarewatchingthem。’
HappeningtomeetSirAdamFergusson,IpresentedhimtoDr。
Johnson。SirAdamexpressedsomeapprehensionthatthePantheonwouldencourageluxury。’Sir,saidJohnson,Iamagreatfriendtopublickamusements;fortheykeeppeoplefromvice。Younowaddressinghimselftome,wouldhavebeenwithawench,hadyounotbeenhere——O!Iforgotyouweremarried。’
SirAdamsuggested,thatluxurycorruptsapeople,anddestroysthespiritofliberty。JOHNSON。’Sir,thatisallvisionary。Iwouldnotgivehalfaguineatoliveunderoneformofgovernmentratherthananother。Itisofnomomenttothehappinessofanindividual。Sir,thedangeroftheabuseofpowerisnothingtoaprivateman。WhatFrenchmanispreventedfrompassinghislifeashepleases?’SIRADAM。’But,Sir,intheBritishconstitutionitissurelyofimportancetokeepupaspiritinthepeople,soastopreserveabalanceagainstthecrown。’JOHNSON。’Sir,IperceiveyouareavileWhig。Whyallthischildishjealousyofthepowerofthecrown?Thecrownhasnotpowerenough。WhenIsaythatallgovernmentsarealike,Iconsiderthatinnogovernmentpowercanbeabusedlong。Mankindwillnotbearit。Ifasovereignoppresseshispeopletoagreatdegree,theywillriseandcutoffhishead。Thereisaremedyinhumannatureagainsttyranny,thatwillkeepussafeundereveryformofgovernment。HadnotthepeopleofFrancethoughtthemselveshonouredassharinginthebrilliantactionsofLewisXIV,theywouldnothaveenduredhim;
andwemaysaythesameoftheKingofPrussia’speople。’SirAdamintroducedtheancientGreeksandRomans。JOHNSON。’Sir,themassofbothofthemwerebarbarians。Themassofeverypeoplemustbebarbarouswherethereisnoprinting,andconsequentlyknowledgeisnotgenerallydiffused。Knowledgeisdiffusedamongourpeoplebythenews-papers。’SirAdammentionedtheorators,poets,andartistsofGreece。JOHNSON。’Sir,Iamtalkingofthemassofthepeople。WeseeevenwhattheboastedAthenianswere。ThelittleeffectwhichDemosthenes’sorationshaduponthem,shewsthattheywerebarbarians。’
OnSunday,April5,afterattendingdivineserviceatSt。Paul’schurch,Ifoundhimalone。
Hesaid,hewentmorefrequentlytochurchwhentherewereprayersonly,thanwhentherewasalsoasermon,asthepeoplerequiredmoreanexamplefortheonethantheother;itbeingmucheasierforthemtohearasermon,thantofixtheirmindsonprayer。
OnMonday,April6,IdinedwithhimatSirAlexanderMacdonald’s,wherewasayoungofficerintheregimentalsoftheScotsRoyal,whotalkedwithavivacity,fluency,andprecisionsouncommon,thatheattractedparticularattention。HeprovedtobetheHonourableThomasErskine,youngestbrothertotheEarlofBuchan,whohassincerisenintosuchbrilliantreputationatthebarinWestminster-hall。
Fieldingbeingmentioned,Johnsonexclaimed,’hewasablockhead;’
anduponmyexpressingmyastonishmentatsostrangeanassertion,hesaid,’WhatImeanbyhisbeingablockheadisthathewasabarrenrascal。’BOSWELL。’Willyounotallow,Sir,thathedrawsverynaturalpicturesofhumanlife?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,itisofverylowlife。Richardsonusedtosay,thathadhenotknownwhoFieldingwas,heshouldhavebelievedhewasanostler。Sir,thereismoreknowledgeoftheheartinoneletterofRichardson’s,thaninallTomJones。I,indeed,neverreadJosephAndrews。’
ERSKINE。’Surely,Sir,Richardsonisverytedious。’JOHNSON。
’Why,Sir,ifyouweretoreadRichardsonforthestory,yourimpatiencewouldbesomuchfrettedthatyouwouldhangyourself。
Butyoumustreadhimforthesentiment,andconsiderthestoryasonlygivingoccasiontothesentiment。’
Wetalkedofgaming,andanimadvertedonitwithseverity。
JOHNSON。’Nay,gentlemen,letusnotaggravatethematter。Itisnotroguerytoplaywithamanwhoisignorantofthegame,whileyouaremasterofit,andsowinhismoney;forhethinkshecanplaybetterthanyou,asyouthinkyoucanplaybetterthanhe;andthesuperiourskillcarriesit。’ERSKINE。’Heisafool,butyouarenotarogue。’JOHNSON。’That’smuchaboutthetruth,Sir。Itmustbeconsidered,thatamanwhoonlydoeswhateveryoneofthesocietytowhichhebelongswoulddo,isnotadishonestman。IntherepublickofSparta,itwasagreed,thatstealingwasnotdishonourable,ifnotdiscovered。Idonotcommendasocietywherethereisanagreementthatwhatwouldnototherwisebefair,shallbefair;butImaintain,thatanindividualofanysociety,whopractiseswhatisallowed,isnotadishonestman。’BOSWELL。’Sothen,Sir,youdonotthinkillofamanwhowinsperhapsfortythousandpoundsinawinter?’JOHNSON。’Sir,Idonotcallagamesteradishonestman;butIcallhimanunsocialman,anunprofitableman。Gamingisamodeoftransferringpropertywithoutproducinganyintermediategood。Tradegivesemploymenttonumbers,andsoproducesintermediategood。’
OnThursday,April9,IcalledonhimtobeghewouldgoanddinewithmeattheMitretavern。Hehadresolvednottodineatallthisday,Iknownotforwhatreason;andIwassounwillingtobedeprivedofhiscompany,thatIwascontenttosubmittosufferawant,whichwasatfirstsomewhatpainful,buthesoonmademeforgetit;andamanisalwayspleasedwithhimselfwhenhefindshisintellectualinclinationspredominate。
Heobserved,thattoreasonphilosophicallyonthenatureofprayer,wasveryunprofitable。
Talkingofghosts,hesaid,heknewonefriend,whowasanhonestmanandasensibleman,whotoldhimhehadseenaghost,oldMr。
EdwardCave,theprinteratSt。John’sGate。Hesaid,Mr。Cavedidnotliketotalkofit,andseemedtobeingreathorrourwheneveritwasmentioned。BOSWELL。’Pray,Sir,whatdidhesaywastheappearance?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,somethingofashadowybeing。’
OnFriday,April10,IdinedwithhimatGeneralOglethorpe’s,wherewefoundDr。Goldsmith。