SomebodymentionedtheReverendMr。Mason’sprosecutionofMr。
Murray,thebookseller,forhavinginsertedinacollectionofGray’sPoems,onlyfiftylines,ofwhichMr。Masonhadstilltheexclusiveproperty,underthestatuteofQueenAnne;andthatMr。
Masonhadpersevered,notwithstandinghisbeingrequestedtonamehisowntermsofcompensation。JohnsonsignifiedhisdispleasureatMr。Mason’sconductverystrongly;butadded,bywayofshewingthathewasnotsurprizedatit,’Mason’saWhig。’MRS。KNOWLES。
nothearingdistinctly,’What!aPrig,Sir?’JOHNSON。’Worse,Madam;aWhig!Butheisboth。’
OfJohnWesley,hesaid,’Hecantalkwellonanysubject。’
BOSWELL。’Pray,Sir,whathashemadeofhisstoryofaghost?’
JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,hebelievesit;butnotonsufficientauthority。Hedidnottaketimeenoughtoexaminethegirl。ItwasatNewcastle,wheretheghostwassaidtohaveappearedtoayoungwomanseveraltimes,mentioningsomethingabouttherighttoanoldhouse,advisingapplicationtobemadetoanattorney,whichwasdone;and,atthesametime,sayingtheattorneyswoulddonothing,whichprovedtobethefact。“ThissaysJohn,isaproofthataghostknowsourthoughts。“Nowlaughing,itisnotnecessarytoknowourthoughts,totellthatanattorneywillsometimesdonothing。CharlesWesley,whoisamorestationaryman,doesnotbelievethestory。IamsorrythatJohndidnottakemorepainstoinquireintotheevidenceforit。’MISSSEWARD,withanincreduloussmile,’What,Sir!aboutaghost?’JOHNSON。
withsolemnvehemence,’Yes,Madam:thisisaquestionwhich,afterfivethousandyears,isyetundecided;aquestion,whetherintheologyorphilosophy,oneofthemostimportantthatcancomebeforethehumanunderstanding。’
Mrs。Knowlesmentioned,asaproselytetoQuakerism,Miss——,ayoungladywellknowntoDr。Johnson,forwhomhehadshewnmuchaffection;whilesheeverhad,andstillretained,agreatrespectforhim。Mrs。Knowlesatthesametimetookanopportunityoflettinghimknow’thattheamiableyoungcreaturewassorryatfindingthathewasoffendedatherleavingtheChurchofEnglandandembracingasimplerfaith;’and,inthegentlestandmostpersuasivemanner,solicitedhiskindindulgenceforwhatwassincerelyamatterofconscience。JOHNSON。frowningveryangrily,’Madam,sheisanodiouswench。Shecouldnothaveanyproperconvictionthatitwasherdutytochangeherreligion,whichisthemostimportantofallsubjects,andshouldbestudiedwithallcare,andwithallthehelpswecanget。SheknewnomoreoftheChurchwhichsheleft,andthatwhichsheembraced,thanshedidofthedifferencebetweentheCopernicanandPtolemaicksystems。’MRS。KNOWLES。’ShehadtheNewTestamentbeforeher。’
JOHNSON。’Madam,shecouldnotunderstandtheNewTestament,themostdifficultbookintheworld,forwhichthestudyofalifeisrequired。’MRS。KNOWLES。’Itisclearastoessentials。’
JOHNSON。’Butnotastocontroversialpoints。Theheathenswereeasilyconverted,becausetheyhadnothingtogiveup;butweoughtnot,withoutverystrongconvictionindeed,todesertthereligioninwhichwehavebeeneducated。Thatisthereligiongivenyou,thereligioninwhichitmaybesaidProvidencehasplacedyou。Ifyouliveconscientiouslyinthatreligion,youmaybesafe。Buterrourisdangerousindeed,ifyouerrwhenyouchooseareligionforyourself。’MRS。KNOWLES。’Mustwethengobyimplicitfaith?’
JOHNSON。’Why,Madam,thegreatestpartofourknowledgeisimplicitfaith;andastoreligion,haveweheardallthatadiscipleofConfucius,allthataMahometan,cansayforhimself?’
Hethenroseagainintopassion,andattackedtheyoungproselyteintheseveresttermsofreproach,sothatboththeladiesseemedtobemuchshocked。
Weremainedtogethertillitwasprettylate。Notwithstandingoccasionalexplosionsofviolence,wewerealldelighteduponthewholewithJohnson。IcomparedhimatthistimetoawarmWest-
Indianclimate,whereyouhaveabrightsun,quickvegetation,luxuriantfoliage,lusciousfruits;butwherethesameheatsometimesproducesthunder,lightning,earthquakes,inaterribledegree。
April17,beingGoodFriday,IwaitedonJohnson,asusual。I
observedatbreakfastthatalthoughitwasapartofhisabstemiousdisciplineonthismostsolemnfast,totakenomilkinhistea,yetwhenMrs。Desmoulinsinadvertentlypoureditin,hedidnotrejectit。Italkedofthestrangeindecisionofmind,andimbecilityinthecommonoccurrencesoflife,whichwemayobserveinsomepeople。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,Iaminthehabitofgettingotherstodothingsforme。’BOSWELL。’What,Sir!haveyouthatweakness?’JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir。ButIalwaysthinkafterwardsI
shouldhavedonebetterformyself。’
IexpressedsomeinclinationtopublishanaccountofmyTravelsuponthecontinentofEurope,forwhichIhadavarietyofmaterialscollected。JOHNSON。’Idonotsay,Sir,youmaynotpublishyourtravels;butIgiveyoumyopinion,thatyouwouldlessenyourselfbyit。WhatcanyoutellofcountriessowellknownasthoseuponthecontinentofEurope,whichyouhavevisited?’BOSWELL。’ButIcangiveanentertainingnarrative,withmanyincidents,anecdotes,jeuxd’esprit,andremarks,soastomakeverypleasantreading。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,mostmoderntravellersinEuropewhohavepublishedtheirtravels,havebeenlaughedat:Iwouldnothaveyouaddedtothenumber。Theworldisnownotcontentedtobemerelyentertainedbyatraveller’snarrative;theywanttolearnsomething。Nowsomeofmyfriendsaskedme,whyIdidnotgivesomeaccountofmytravelsinFrance。
Thereasonisplain;intelligentreadershadseenmoreofFrancethanIhad。YOUmighthavelikedmytravelsinFrance,andTHE
CLUBmighthavelikedthem;but,uponthewhole,therewouldhavebeenmoreridiculethangoodproducedbythem。’BOSWELL。’I
cannotagreewithyou,Sir。Peoplewouldliketoreadwhatyousayofanything。Supposeafacehasbeenpaintedbyfiftypaintersbefore;stillwelovetoseeitdonebySirJoshua。’JOHNSON。
’True,Sir,butSirJoshuacannotpaintafacewhenhehasnottimetolookonit。’BOSWELL。’Sir,asketchofanysortbyhimisvaluable。And,Sir,totalktoyouinyourownstyleraisingmyvoice,andshakingmyhead,youSHOULDhavegivenusyourtravelsinFrance。IamSUREIamright,andTHERE’SANENDON’T。’
Isaidtohimthatitwascertainlytrue,asmyfriendDempsterhadobservedinhislettertomeuponthesubject,thatagreatpartofwhatwasinhisJourneytotheWesternIslandsofScotlandhadbeeninhismindbeforeheleftLondon。JOHNSON。’Whyyes,Sir,thetopickswere;andbooksoftravelswillbegoodinproportiontowhatamanhaspreviouslyinhismind;hisknowingwhattoobserve;
hispowerofcontrastingonemodeoflifewithanother。AstheSpanishproverbsays,“He,whowouldbringhomethewealthoftheIndies,mustcarrythewealthoftheIndieswithhim。“Soitisintravelling;amanmustcarryknowledgewithhim,ifhewouldbringhomeknowledge。’BOSWELL。’Theproverb,Isuppose,Sir,means,hemustcarryalargestockwithhimtotradewith。’JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir。’
Itwasadelightfulday:aswewalkedtoSt。Clement’schurch,I
againremarkedthatFleet-streetwasthemostcheerfulsceneintheworld。’Fleet-streetsaidI,isinmymindmoredelightfulthanTempe。’JOHNSON。’Ay,Sir;butletitbecomparedwithMull。’
Therewasaverynumerouscongregationto-dayatSt。Clement’schurch,whichDr。Johnsonsaidheobservedwithpleasure。
AndnowIamtogiveaprettyfullaccountofoneofthemostcuriousincidentsinJohnson’slife,ofwhichhehimselfhasmadethefollowingminuteonthisday:’Inmyreturnfromchurch,IwasaccostedbyEdwards,anoldfellow-collegian,whohadnotseenmesince1729。Heknewme,andaskedifIrememberedoneEdwards;I
didnotatfirstrecollectthename,butgraduallyaswewalkedalong,recoveredit,andtoldhimaconversationthathadpassedatanale-housebetweenus。Mypurposeistocontinueouracquaintance。’
ItwasinButcher-rowthatthismeetinghappened。Mr。Edwards,whowasadecent-lookingelderlymaningreyclothes,andawigofmanycurls,accostedJohnsonwithfamiliarconfidence,knowingwhohewas,whileJohnsonreturnedhissalutationwithacourteousformality,astoastranger。ButassoonasEdwardshadbroughttohisrecollectiontheirhavingbeenatPembroke-Collegetogethernine-and-fortyyearsago,heseemedmuchpleased,askedwherehelived,andsaidheshouldbegladtoseehiminBolt-court。
EDWARDS。’Ah,Sir!weareoldmennow。’JOHNSON。whoneverlikedtothinkofbeingold,’Don’tletusdiscourageoneanother。’EDWARDS。’Why,Doctor,youlookstoutandhearty,Iamhappytoseeyouso;forthenews-paperstoldusyouwereveryill。’JOHNSON。’Ay,Sir,theyarealwaystellingliesofUSOLD
FELLOWS。’
Wishingtobepresentatmoreofsosingularaconversationasthatbetweentwofellow-collegians,whohadlivedfortyyearsinLondonwithouteverhavingchancedtomeet,IwhisperedtoMr。EdwardsthatDr。Johnsonwasgoinghome,andthathehadbetteraccompanyhimnow。SoEdwardswalkedalongwithus,Ieagerlyassistingtokeepuptheconversation。Mr。EdwardsinformedDr。JohnsonthathehadpractisedlongasasolicitorinChancery,butthathenowlivedinthecountryuponalittlefarm,aboutsixtyacres,justbyStevenageinHertfordshire,andthathecametoLondontoBarnard’sInn,No。6,generallytwiceaweek。Johnsonappearingtomeinareverie,Mr。Edwardsaddressedhimselftome,andexpatiatedonthepleasureoflivinginthecountry。BOSWELL。’I
havenonotionofthis,Sir。Whatyouhavetoentertainyou,is,I
think,exhaustedinhalfanhour。’EDWARDS。’What?don’tyoulovetohavehoperealized?Iseemygrass,andmycorn,andmytreesgrowing。Now,forinstance,Iamcurioustoseeifthisfrosthasnotnippedmyfruit-trees。’JOHNSON。whowedidnotimaginewasattending,’Youfind,Sir,youhavefearsaswellashopes。’——Sowelldidheseethewhole,whenanothersawbutthehalfofasubject。