WhiletheworldingeneralwasfilledwithadmirationofJohnson’sLivesofthePoets,therewerenarrowcirclesinwhichprejudiceandresentmentwerefostered,andfromwhichattacksofdifferentsortsissuedagainsthim。BysomeviolentWhigshewasarraignedofinjusticetoMilton;bysomeCambridgemenofdepreciatingGray;
andhisexpressingwithadignifiedfreedomwhathereallythoughtofGeorge,LordLyttelton,gaveoffencetosomeofthefriendsofthatnobleman,andparticularlyproducedadeclarationofwaragainsthimfromMrs。Montagu,theingeniousEssayistonShakspeare,betweenwhomandhisLordshipacommerceofreciprocalcomplimentshadlongbeencarriedon。Inthiswarthesmallerpowersinalliancewithhimwereofcourseledtoengage,atleastonthedefensive,andthusIforonewasexcludedfromtheenjoymentof’AFeastofReason,’suchasMr。Cumberlandhasdescribed,withakeen,yetjustanddelicatepen,inhisObserver。
TheseminuteinconveniencesgavenottheleastdisturbancetoJohnson。Henoblysaid,whenItalkedtohimofthefeeble,thoughshrilloutcrywhichhadbeenraised,’Sir,Iconsideredmyselfasentrustedwithacertainportionoftruth。Ihavegivenmyopinionsincerely;letthemshewwheretheythinkmewrong。’
IwrotetohiminFebruary,complainingofhavingbeentroubledbyarecurrenceoftheperplexingquestionofLibertyandNecessity;——
andmentioningthatIhopedsoontomeethimagaininLondon。
’TOJAMESBOSWELL,ESQ。
’DEARSIR,——Ihopedyouhadgotridofallthishypocrisyofmisery。WhathaveyoutodowithLibertyandNecessity?Orwhatmorethantoholdyourtongueaboutit?DonotdoubtbutIshallbemostheartilygladtoseeyouhereagain,forIloveeverypartaboutyoubutyouraffectationofdistress。
’IhaveatlastfinishedmyLives,andhavelaidupforyoualoadofcopy,alloutoforder,sothatitwillamuseyoualongtimetosetitright。Cometome,mydearBozzy,andletusbeashappyaswecan。WewillgoagaintotheMitre,andtalkoldtimesover。I
am,dearSir,yoursaffectionately,’March14,1781。’
’SAM。JOHNSON。’
OnMonday,March19,IarrivedinLondon,andonTuesday,the20th,methiminFleet-street,walking,orratherindeedmovingalong;
forhispeculiarmarchisthusdescribedinaveryjustandpicturesquemanner,inashortLifeofhimpublishedverysoonafterhisdeath:——’Whenhewalkedthestreets,whatwiththeconstantrollofhishead,andtheconcomitantmotionofhisbody,heappearedtomakehiswaybythatmotion,independentofhisfeet。’Thathewasoftenmuchstaredatwhileheadvancedinthismanner,mayeasilybebelieved;butitwasnotsafetomakesportofonesorobustashewas。Mr。Langtonsawhimoneday,inafitofabsence,byasuddenstart,drivetheloadoffaporter’sback,andwalkforwardbriskly,withoutbeingconsciousofwhathehaddone。Theporterwasveryangry,butstoodstill,andeyedthehugefigurewithmuchearnestness,tillhewassatisfiedthathiswisestcoursewastobequiet,andtakeuphisburthenagain。
Ouraccidentalmeetinginthestreetafteralongseparationwasapleasingsurprizetousboth。HesteppedasidewithmeintoFalcon-court,andmadekindinquiriesaboutmyfamily,andaswewereinahurrygoingdifferentways,Ipromisedtocallonhimnextday;hesaidhewasengagedtogooutinthemorning。’Early,Sir?’saidI。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,aLondonmorningdoesnotgowiththesun。’
Iwaitedonhimnextevening,andhegavemeagreatportionofhisoriginalmanuscriptofhisLivesofthePoets,whichhehadpreservedforme。
Ifoundonvisitinghisfriend,Mr。Thrale,thathewasnowveryill,andhadremoved,IsupposebythesolicitationofMrs。Thrale,toahouseinGrosvenor-square。Iwassorrytoseehimsadlychangedinhisappearance。
HetoldmeImightnowhavethepleasuretoseeDr。Johnsondrinkwineagain,forhehadlatelyreturnedtoit。WhenImentionedthistoJohnson,hesaid,’Idrinkitnowsometimes,butnotsocially。’ThefirsteveningthatIwaswithhimatThrale’s,I
observedhepouredalargequantityofitintoaglass,andswalloweditgreedily。Everythingabouthischaracterandmannerswasforcibleandviolent;thereneverwasanymoderation;manyadaydidhefast,manyayeardidherefrainfromwine;butwhenhedideat,itwasvoraciously;whenhediddrinkwine,itwascopiously。Hecouldpractiseabstinence,butnottemperance。
Mrs。ThraleandIhadadispute,whetherShakspeareorMiltonhaddrawnthemostadmirablepictureofaman。*IwasforShakspeare;
Mrs。ThraleforMilton;andafterafairhearing,Johnsondecidedformyopinion。
*Thepassagesconsidered,accordingtoBoswell’snote,weretheportraitofHamlet’sfatherHam。3。4。55-62,andtheportraitofAdamP。L。4。300-303——ED。
ItoldhimofoneofMr。Burke’splayfulsalliesuponDeanMarlay:
’Idon’tliketheDeaneryofFerns,itsoundssolikeaBARREN
title。’——’Dr。HEATHshouldhaveit;’saidI。Johnsonlaughed,andcondescendingtotrifleinthesamemodeofconceit,suggestedDr。
MOSS。
Hesaid,’Mrs。Montaguhasdroptme。Now,Sir,therearepeoplewhomoneshouldlikeverywelltodrop,butwouldnotwishtobedroppedby。’Hecertainlywasvainofthesocietyofladies,andcouldmakehimselfveryagreeabletothem,whenhechoseit;SirJoshuaReynoldsagreedwithmethathecould。Mr。Gibbon,withhisusualsneer,controvertedit,perhapsinresentmentofJohnson’shavingtalkedwithsomedisgustofhisugliness,whichonewouldthinkaPHILOSOPHERwouldnotmind。DeanMarlaywittilyobserved,’Aladymaybevain,whenshecanturnawolf-dogintoalap-dog。’
HisnotionofthedutyofamemberofParliament,sittinguponanelection-committee,wasveryhigh;andwhenhewastoldofagentlemanupononeofthosecommittees,whoreadthenewspaperspartofthetime,andslepttherest,whilethemeritsofavotewereexaminedbythecounsel;andasanexcuse,whenchallengedbythechairmanforsuchbehaviour,bluntlyanswered,’Ihadmadeupmyminduponthatcase。’——Johnson,withanindignantcontempt,said,’Ifhewassucharogueastomakeuphisminduponacasewithouthearingit,heshouldnothavebeensuchafoolastotellit。’’IthinksaidMr。DudleyLong,nowNorth,theDoctorhasprettyplainlymadehimouttobebothrogueandfool。’
Johnson’sprofoundreverencefortheHierarchymadehimexpectfrombishopsthehighestdegreeofdecorum;hewasoffendedevenattheirgoingtotaverns;’Abishopsaidhe,hasnothingtodoatatippling-house。Itisnotindeedimmoralinhimtogotoatavern;
neitherwoulditbeimmoralinhimtowhipatopinGrosvenor-
square。But,ifhedid,Ihopetheboyswouldfalluponhim,andapplythewhiptoHIM。Therearegradationsinconduct;thereismorality,——decency,——propriety。Noneoftheseshouldbeviolatedbyabishop。Abishopshouldnotgotoahousewherehemaymeetayoungfellowleadingoutawench。’BOSWELL。’But,Sir,everytaverndoesnotadmitwomen。’JOHNSON。’Dependuponit,Sir,anytavernwilladmitawell-drestmanandawell-drestwoman;theywillnotperhapsadmitawomanwhomtheyseeeverynightwalkingbytheirdoor,inthestreet。Butawell-drestmanmayleadinawell-drestwomantoanytaverninLondon。Tavernssellmeatanddrink,andwillsellthemtoanybodywhocaneatandcandrink。
Youmayaswellsaythatamercerwillnotsellsilkstoawomanofthetown。’
Healsodisapprovedofbishopsgoingtorouts,atleastoftheirstayingatthemlongerthantheirpresencecommandedrespect。Hementionedaparticularbishop。’Poh!saidMrs。Thrale,theBishopof——isnevermindedatarout。’BOSWELL。’Whenabishopplaceshimselfinasituationwherehehasnodistinctcharacter,andisofnoconsequence,hedegradesthedignityofhisorder。’JOHNSON。’Mr。Boswell,Madamhassaiditascorrectlyasitcouldbe。’
Johnsonandhisfriend,Beauclerk,wereoncetogetherincompanywithseveralclergymen,whothoughtthattheyshouldappeartoadvantage,byassumingthelaxjollityofmenoftheworld;which,asitmaybeobservedinsimilarcases,theycarriedtonoisyexcess。Johnson,whotheyexpectedwouldbeENTERTAINED,satgraveandsilentforsometime;atlast,turningtoBeauclerk,hesaid,bynomeansinawhisper,’Thismerrimentofparsonsismightyoffensive。’
OnFriday,March30,IdinedwithhimatSirJoshuaReynolds’s,withtheEarlofCharlemont,SirAnnesleyStewart,Mr。EliotofPort-Eliot,Mr。Burke,DeanMarlay,Mr。Langton;amostagreeableday,ofwhichIregretthateverycircumstanceisnotpreserved;
butitisunreasonabletorequiresuchamultiplicationoffelicity。
Mr。Eliotmentionedacuriousliquorpeculiartohiscountry,whichtheCornishfishermendrink。TheycallitMahogany;anditismadeoftwopartsgin,andoneparttreacle,wellbeatentogether。I
beggedtohavesomeofitmade,whichwasdonewithproperskillbyMr。Eliot。Ithoughtitverygoodliquor;andsaiditwasacounterpartofwhatiscalledAtholPorridgeintheHighlandsofScotland,whichisamixtureofwhiskyandhoney。Johnsonsaid,’thatmustbeabetterliquorthantheCornish,forbothitscomponentpartsarebetter。’Healsoobserved,’Mahoganymustbeamodernname;foritisnotlongsincethewoodcalledmahoganywasknowninthiscountry。’Imentionedhisscaleofliquors;——claretforboys,——portformen,——brandyforheroes。’ThensaidMr。
Burke,letmehaveclaret:Ilovetobeaboy;tohavethecarelessgaietyofboyishdays。’JOHNSON。’Ishoulddrinkclarettoo,ifitwouldgivemethat;butitdoesnot:itneithermakesboysmen,normenboys。You’llbedrownedbyit,beforeithasanyeffectuponyou。’
Iventuredtomentionaludicrousparagraphinthenewspapers,thatDr。JohnsonwaslearningtodanceofVestris。LordCharlemont,wishingtoexcitehimtotalk,proposedinawhisper,thatheshouldbeasked,whetheritwastrue。’ShallIaskhim?’saidhisLordship。Wewere,byagreatmajority,clearfortheexperiment。
UponwhichhisLordshipverygravely,andwithacourteousairsaid,’Pray,Sir,isittruethatyouaretakinglessonsofVestris?’Thiswasriskingagooddeal,andrequiredtheboldnessofaGeneralofIrishVolunteerstomaketheattempt。Johnsonwasatfirststartled,andinsomeheatanswered,’HowcanyourLordshipasksosimpleaquestion?’Butimmediatelyrecoveringhimself,whetherfromunwillingnesstobedeceived,ortoappeardeceived,orwhetherfromrealgoodhumour,hekeptupthejoke:
’Nay,butifanybodyweretoanswertheparagraph,andcontradictit,I’dhaveareply,andwouldsay,thathewhocontradicteditwasnofriendeithertoVestrisorme。ForwhyshouldnotDr。
Johnsonaddtohisotherpowersalittlecorporealagility?
Socrateslearnttodanceatanadvancedage,andCatolearntGreekatanadvancedage。Thenitmightproceedtosay,thatthisJohnson,notcontentwithdancingontheground,mightdanceontherope;andtheymightintroducetheelephantdancingontherope。’
OnSunday,April1,IdinedwithhimatMr。Thrale’s,withSirPhilipJenningsClerkandMr。Perkins,whohadthesuperintendenceofMr。Thrale’sbrewery,withasalaryoffivehundredpoundsayear。SirPhiliphadtheappearanceofagentlemanofancientfamily,welladvancedinlife。Heworehisownwhitehairinabagofgoodlysize,ablackvelvetcoat,withanembroideredwaistcoat,andveryrichlacedruffles;whichMrs。Thralesaidwereoldfashioned,butwhich,forthatreason,Ithoughtthemorerespectable,morelikeaTory;yetSirPhilipwastheninOppositioninParliament。’Ah,Sir,saidJohnson,ancientrufflesandmodernprinciplesdonotagree。’SirPhilipdefendedtheOppositiontotheAmericanwarablyandwithtemper,andI
joinedhim。Hesaid,themajorityofthenationwasagainsttheministry。JOHNSON。’I,Sir,amagainsttheministry;butitisforhavingtoolittleofthat,ofwhichOppositionthinkstheyhavetoomuch。WereIminister,ifanymanwaggedhisfingeragainstme,heshouldbeturnedout;forthatwhichitisinthepowerofGovernmenttogiveatpleasuretooneortoanother,shouldbegiventothesupportersofGovernment。Ifyouwillnotopposeattheexpenceoflosingyourplace,youroppositionwillnotbehonest,youwillfeelnoseriousgrievance;andthepresentoppositionisonlyacontesttogetwhatothershave。SirRobertWalpoleactedasIwoulddo。AstotheAmericanwar,theSENSEofthenationisWITHtheministry。ThemajorityofthosewhocanUNDERSTANDiswithit;themajorityofthosewhocanonlyHEAR,isagainstit;andasthosewhocanonlyheararemorenumerousthanthosewhocanunderstand,andOppositionisalwaysloudest,amajorityoftherabblewillbeforOpposition。’