Thisboisterousvivacityentertainedus;butthetruthinmyopinionwas,thatthosewhocouldunderstandthebestwereagainsttheAmericanwar,asalmosteverymannowis,whenthequestionhasbeencoollyconsidered。
  Mrs。ThralegavehighpraisetoMr。DudleyLong,nowNorth。
  JOHNSON。’Nay,mydearlady,don’ttalkso。Mr。Long’scharacterisverySHORT。Itisnothing。Hefillsachair。Heisamanofgenteelappearance,andthatisall。Iknownobodywhoblastsbypraiseasyoudo:forwheneverthereisexaggeratedpraise,everybodyissetagainstacharacter。Theyareprovokedtoattackit。
  NowthereisPepys;youpraisedthatmanwithsuchdisproportion,thatIwasincitedtolessenhim,perhapsmorethanhedeserves。
  Hisbloodisuponyourhead。Bythesameprinciple,yourmalicedefeatsitself;foryourcensureistooviolent。Andyet,lookingtoherwithaleeringsmile,sheisthefirstwomanintheworld,couldshebutrestrainthatwickedtongueofhers;——shewouldbetheonlywoman,couldshebutcommandthatlittlewhirligig。’
  UponthesubjectofexaggeratedpraiseItookthelibertytosay,thatIthoughttheremightbeveryhighpraisegiventoaknowncharacterwhichdeservedit,andthereforeitwouldnotbeexaggerated。Thus,onemightsayofMr。EdmundBurke,Heisaverywonderfulman。JOHNSON。’No,Sir,youwouldnotbesafeifanothermanhadamindperverselytocontradict。Hemightanswer,“Whereisallthewonder?Burkeis,tobesure,amanofuncommonabilities,withagreatquantityofmatterinhismind,andagreatfluencyoflanguageinhismouth。Butwearenottobestunnedandastonishedbyhim。“Soyousee,Sir,evenBurkewouldsuffer,notfromanyfaultofhisown,butfromyourfolly。’
  Mrs。Thralementionedagentlemanwhohadacquiredafortuneoffourthousandayearintrade,butwasabsolutelymiserable,becausehecouldnottalkincompany;somiserable,thathewasimpelledtolamenthissituationinthestreetto******,whomhehates,andwhoheknowsdespiseshim。’Iamamostunhappyman,saidhe。Iaminvitedtoconversations。Igotoconversations;
  but,alas!Ihavenoconversation。’JOHNSON。’Mancommonlycannotbesuccessfulindifferentways。Thisgentlemanhasspent,ingettingfourthousandpoundsayear,thetimeinwhichhemighthavelearnttotalk;andnowhecannottalk。’Mr。Perkinsmadeashrewdanddrollremark:’Ifhehadgothisfourthousandayearasamountebank,hemighthavelearnttotalkatthesametimethathewasgettinghisfortune。’
  Someothergentlemencamein。TheconversationconcerningthepersonwhosecharacterDr。Johnsonhadtreatedsoslightingly,ashedidnotknowhismerit,wasresumed。Mrs。Thralesaid,’Youthinksoofhim,Sir,becauseheisquiet,anddoesnotexerthimselfwithforce。You’llbesayingthesamethingofMr。*****
  there,whositsasquiet。’Thiswasnotwell-bred;andJohnsondidnotletitpasswithoutcorrection。’Nay,Madam,whatrighthaveyoutotalkthus?BothMr。*****andIhavereasontotakeitill。YoumaytalksoofMr。*****;butwhydoyoumakemedoit?
  HaveIsaidanythingagainstMr。*****?Youhavesethim,thatI
  mightshoothim:butIhavenotshothim。’
  Oneofthegentlemensaid,hehadseenthreefoliovolumesofDr。
  Johnson’ssayingscollectedbyme。’Imustputyouright,Sir,saidI,forIamveryexactinauthenticity。Youcouldnotseefoliovolumes,forIhavenone:youmighthaveseensomeinquartoandoctavo。Thisisinattentionwhichoneshouldguardagainst。’
  JOHNSON。’Sir,itisawantofconcernaboutveracity。Hedoesnotknowthathesawanyvolumes。Ifhehadseenthemhecouldhaverememberedtheirsize。’
  Mr。Thraleappearedverylethargickto-day。IsawhimagainonMondayevening,atwhichtimehewasnotthoughttobeinimmediatedanger;butearlyinthemorningofWednesday,the4th,heexpired。
  Johnsonwasinthehouse,andthusmentionstheevent:’Ifeltalmostthelastflutterofhispulse,andlookedforthelasttimeuponthefacethatforfifteenyearshadneverbeenturneduponmebutwithrespectandbenignity。’UponthatdaytherewasaCallofTheLITERARYCLUB;butJohnsonapologisedforhisabsencebythefollowingnote:——
  ’MR。JOHNSONknowsthatSirJoshuaReynoldsandtheothergentlemenwillexcusehisincompliancewiththecall,whentheyaretoldthatMr。Thralediedthismorning——Wednesday。’
  Mr。Thrale’sdeathwasaveryessentiallosstoJohnson,who,althoughhedidnotforeseeallthatafterwardshappened,wassufficientlyconvincedthatthecomfortswhichMr。Thrale’sfamilyaffordedhim,wouldnowinagreatmeasurecease。He,however,continuedtoshewakindattentiontohiswidowandchildrenaslongasitwasacceptable;andhetookuponhim,withaveryearnestconcern,theofficeofoneofhisexecutors,theimportanceofwhichseemedgreaterthanusualtohim,fromhiscircumstanceshavingbeenalwayssuch,thathehadscarcelyanyshareintherealbusinessoflife。HisfriendsofTHECLUBwereinhopesthatMr。
  Thralemighthavemadealiberalprovisionforhimforhislife,which,asMr。Thraleleftnoson,andaverylargefortune,itwouldhavebeenhighlytohishonourtohavedone;and,consideringDr。Johnson’sage,couldnothavebeenoflongduration;buthebequeathedhimonlytwohundredpounds,whichwasthelegacygiventoeachofhisexecutors。IcouldnotbutbesomewhatdivertedbyhearingJohnsontalkinapompousmannerofhisnewoffice,andparticularlyoftheconcernsofthebrewery,whichitwasatlastresolvedshouldbesold。LordLucantellsaverygoodstory,which,ifnotpreciselyexact,iscertainlycharacteristical:thatwhenthesaleofThrale’sbrewerywasgoingforward,Johnsonappearedbustlingabout,withanink-hornandpeninhisbutton-
  hole,likeanexcise-man;andonbeingaskedwhathereallyconsideredtobethevalueofthepropertywhichwastobedisposedof,answered,’Wearenotheretosellaparcelofboilersandvats,butthepotentialityofgrowingrich,beyondthedreamsofavarice。’
  OnFriday,April6,hecarriedmetodineataclub,which,athisdesire,hadbeenlatelyformedattheQueen’sArms,inSt。Paul’sChurch-yard。HetoldMr。Hoole,thathewishedtohaveaCityClub,andaskedhimtocollectone;but,saidhe,’Don’tletthembePATRIOTS。’Thecompanywereto-dayverysensible,well-behavedmen。
  OnFriday,April13,beingGood-Friday,IwenttoSt。Clement’schurchwithhimasusual。ThereIsawagainhisoldfellow-
  collegian,Edwards,towhomIsaid,’Ithink,Sir,Dr。JohnsonandyoumeetonlyatChurch。’——’Sir,saidhe,itisthebestplacewecanmeetin,exceptHeaven,andIhopeweshallmeettheretoo。’
  Dr。Johnsontoldme,thattherewasverylittlecommunicationbetweenEdwardsandhim,aftertheirunexpectedrenewalofacquaintance。’But,saidhe,smiling,hemetmeonce,andsaid,“IamtoldyouhavewrittenaveryprettybookcalledTheRambler。“
  Iwasunwillingthatheshouldleavetheworldintotaldarkness,andsenthimaset。’
  Mr。Berrengervisitedhimto-day,andwasverypleasing。Wetalkedofaneveningsocietyforconversationatahouseintown,ofwhichwewereallmembers,butofwhichJohnsonsaid,’Itwillneverdo,Sir。Thereisnothingservedaboutthere,neithertea,norcoffee,norlemonade,noranythingwhatever;anddependuponit,Sir,amandoesnotlovetogotoaplacefromwhencehecomesoutexactlyashewentin。’Iendeavoured,forargument’ssake,tomaintainthatmenoflearningandtalentsmighthaveverygoodintellectualsociety,withouttheaidofanylittlegratificationsofthesenses。BerrengerjoinedwithJohnson,andsaid,thatwithouttheseanymeetingwouldbedullandinsipid。Hewouldthereforehavealltheslightrefreshments;nay,itwouldnotbeamisstohavesomecoldmeat,andabottleofwineuponaside-board。’Sir,saidJohnsontome,withanairoftriumph,Mr。Berrengerknowstheworld。Everybodylovestohavegoodthingsfurnishedtothemwithoutanytrouble。ItoldMrs。Thraleonce,thatasshedidnotchoosetohavecardtables,sheshouldhaveaprofusionofthebestsweetmeats,andshewouldbesuretohavecompanyenoughcometoher。’
  OnSunday,April15,beingEaster-day,aftersolemnworshipinSt。
  Paul’schurch,Ifoundhimalone;Dr。ScottoftheCommonscamein。
  WetalkedofthedifferencebetweenthemodeofeducationatOxford,andthatinthoseCollegeswhereinstructionischieflyconveyedbylectures。JOHNSON。’Lectureswereonceuseful;butnow,whenallcanread,andbooksaresonumerous,lecturesareunnecessary。Ifyourattentionfails,andyoumissapartofalecture,itislost;youcannotgobackasyoudouponabook。’
  Dr。Scottagreedwithhim。’ButyetsaidI,Dr。Scott,youyourselfgavelecturesatOxford。’Hesmiled。’YoulaughedthensaidI,atthosewhocametoyou。’
  Dr。Scottleftus,andsoonafterwardswewenttodinner。OurcompanyconsistedofMrs。Williams,Mrs。Desmoulins,Mr。Levett,Mr。Allen,theprinter,andMrs。Hall,sisteroftheReverendMr。
  JohnWesley,andresemblinghim,asIthought,bothinfigureandmanner。Johnsonproducednow,forthefirsttime,somehandsomesilversalvers,whichhetoldmehehadboughtfourteenyearsago;
  soitwasagreatday。IwasnotalittleamusedbyobservingAllenperpetuallystrugglingtotalkinthemannerofJohnson,likethelittlefroginthefableblowinghimselfuptoresemblethestatelyox。
  Hementionedathingasnotunfrequent,ofwhichIhadneverheardbefore,——beingCALLED,thatis,hearingone’snamepronouncedbythevoiceofaknownpersonatagreatdistance,farbeyondthepossibilityofbeingreachedbyanysoundutteredbyhumanorgans。
  ’Anacquaintance,onwhoseveracityIcandepend,toldme,thatwalkinghomeoneeveningtoKilmarnock,heheardhimselfcalledfromawood,bythevoiceofabrotherwhohadgonetoAmerica;andthenextpacketbroughtaccountsofthatbrother’sdeath。’MacbeanassertedthatthisinexplicableCALLINGwasathingverywellknown。Dr。Johnsonsaid,thatonedayatOxford,ashewasturningthekeyofhischamber,heheardhismotherdistinctlycallSAM。
  ShewasthenatLichfleld;butnothingensued。Thisphaenomenonis,Ithink,aswonderfulasanyothermysteriousfact,whichmanypeopleareveryslowtobelieve,orrather,indeed,rejectwithanobstinatecontempt。
  Sometimeafterthis,uponhismakingaremarkwhichescapedmyattention,Mrs。WilliamsandMrs。Hallwerebothtogetherstrivingtoanswerhim。Hegrewangry,andcalledoutloudly,’Nay,whenyoubothspeakatonce,itisintolerable。’Butcheckinghimself,andsoftening,hesaid,’Thisonemaysay,thoughyouAREladies。’
  Thenhebrightenedintogayhumour,andaddressedtheminthewordsofoneofthesongsinTheBeggar’sOpera:——
  ’Buttwoatatimethere’snomortalcanbear。’
  ’What,Sir,saidI,areyougoingtoturnCaptainMacheath?’
  Therewassomethingaspleasantlyludicrousinthissceneascanbeimagined。ThecontrastbetweenMacheath,Polly,andLucy——andDr。
  SamuelJohnson,blind,peevishMrs。Williams,andlean,lank,preachingMrs。Hall,wasexquisite。
  OnFriday,April20,IspentwithhimoneofthehappiestdaysthatIremembertohaveenjoyedinthewholecourseofmylife。Mrs。
  Garrick,whosegriefforthelossofherhusbandwas,Ibelieve,assincereaswoundedaffectionandadmirationcouldproduce,hadthisday,forthefirsttimesincehisdeath,aselectpartyofhisfriendstodinewithher。ThecompanywasMissHannahMore,wholivedwithher,andwhomshecalledherChaplain;Mrs。Boscawen,Mrs。ElizabethCarter,SirJoshuaReynolds,Dr。Burney,Dr。
  Johnson,andmyself。WefoundourselvesveryelegantlyentertainedatherhouseintheAdelphi,whereIhavepassedmanyapleasinghourwithhim’whogladdenedlife。’Shelookedwell,talkedofherhusbandwithcomplacency,andwhileshecasthereyesonhisportrait,whichhungoverthechimney-piece,said,that’deathwasnowthemostagreeableobjecttoher。’TheverysemblanceofDavidGarrickwascheering。