Besides,iftheyAREpoor,youcan’thelpit。You’dbepooryourselfifyoudidn’tgetyourrents。’
’Trueenough,’saidArthur。
’You’renotgoingtokeepopenhouseforallthepoorofLondon,’
pursuedPancks。’You’renotgoingtolodge’emfornothing。
You’renotgoingtoopenyourgateswideandlet’emcomefree。
Notifyouknowit,youain’t。’
MrCasbyshookhishead,inPlacidandbenignantgenerality。
’Ifamantakesaroomofyouathalf-a-crownaweek,andwhentheweekcomesroundhasn’tgotthehalf-crown,yousaytothatman,Whyhaveyougottheroom,then?Ifyouhaven’tgottheonething,whyhaveyougottheother?Whathaveyoubeenanddonewithyourmoney?Whatdoyoumeanbyit?Whatareyouupto?That’swhatYOUsaytoamanofthatsort;andifyoudidn’tsayit,moreshameforyou!’MrPancksheremadeasingularandstartlingnoise,producedbyastrongblowingeffortintheregionofthenose,unattendedbyanyresultbutthatacousticone。
’Youhavesomeextentofsuchpropertyabouttheeastandnorth-
easthere,Ibelieve?’saidClennam,doubtfulwhichofthetwotoaddress。
’Oh,prettywell,’saidPancks。’You’renotparticulartoeastornorth-east,anypointofthecompasswilldoforyou。Whatyouwantisagoodinvestmentandaquickreturn。Youtakeitwhereyoucanfindit。Youain’tniceastosituation——notyou。’
TherewasafourthandmostoriginalfigureinthePatriarchaltent,whoalsoappearedbeforedinner。Thiswasanamazinglittleoldwoman,withafacelikeastaringwoodendolltoocheapforexpression,andastiffyellowwigperchedunevenlyonthetopofherhead,asifthechildwhoownedthedollhaddrivenatackthroughitanywhere,sothatitonlygotfastenedon。Anotherremarkablethinginthislittleoldwomanwas,thatthesamechildseemedtohavedamagedherfaceintwoorthreeplaceswithsomebluntinstrumentinthenatureofaspoon;hercountenance,andparticularlythetipofhernose,presentingthephenomenaofseveraldints,generallyansweringtothebowlofthatarticle。A
furtherremarkablethinginthislittleoldwomanwas,thatshehadnonamebutMrF。’sAunt。
Shebrokeuponthevisitor’sviewunderthefollowingcircumstances:Florasaidwhenthefirstdishwasbeingputonthetable,perhapsMrClennammightnothaveheardthatMrF。hadleftheralegacy?ClennaminreturnimpliedhishopethatMrF。hadendowedthewifewhomheadored,withthegreaterpartofhisworldlysubstance,ifnotwithall。Florasaid,ohyes,shedidn’tmeanthat,MrF。hadmadeabeautifulwill,buthehadleftherasaseparatelegacy,hisAunt。Shethenwentoutoftheroomtofetchthelegacy,and,onherreturn,rathertriumphantlypresented’MrF。’sAunt。’
ThemajorcharacteristicsdiscoverablebythestrangerinMrF。’sAunt,wereextremeseverityandgrimtaciturnity;sometimesinterruptedbyapropensitytoofferremarksinadeepwarningvoice,which,beingtotallyuncalledforbyanythingsaidbyanybody,andtraceabletonoassociationofideas,confoundedandterrifiedtheMind。MrF。’sAuntmayhavethrownintheseobservationsonsomesystemofherown,anditmayhavebeeningenious,orevensubtle:butthekeytoitwaswanted。
Theneatly-servedandwell-cookeddinnerforeverythingaboutthePatriarchalhouseholdpromotedquietdigestionbeganwithsomesoup,somefriedsoles,abutter-boatofshrimpsauce,andadishofpotatoes。Theconversationstillturnedonthereceiptofrents。MrF。’sAunt,afterregardingthecompanyfortenminuteswithamalevolentgaze,deliveredthefollowingfearfulremark:
’WhenwelivedatHenley,Barnes’sganderwasstolebytinkers。’
MrPanckscourageouslynoddedhisheadandsaid,’Allright,ma’am。’ButtheeffectofthismysteriouscommunicationuponClennamwasabsolutelytofrightenhim。Andanothercircumstanceinvestedthisoldladywithpeculiarterrors。Thoughshewasalwaysstaring,sheneveracknowledgedthatshesawanyindividual。
Thepoliteandattentivestrangerwoulddesire,say,toconsultherinclinationsonthesubjectofpotatoes。Hisexpressiveactionwouldbehopelesslylostuponher,andwhatcouldhedo?Nomancouldsay,’MrF。’sAunt,willyoupermitme?’Everymanretiredfromthespoon,asClennamdid,cowedandbaffled。
Therewasmutton,asteak,andanapple-pie——nothingintheremotestwayconnectedwithganders——andthedinnerwentonlikeadisenchantedfeast,asittrulywas。OnceuponatimeClennamhadsatatthattabletakingnoheedofanythingbutFlora;nowtheprincipalheedhetookofFlorawastoobserve,againsthiswill,thatshewasveryfondofporter,thatshecombinedagreatdealofsherrywithsentiment,andthatifshewerealittleovergrown,itwasuponsubstantialgrounds。ThelastofthePatriarchshadalwaysbeenamightyeater,andhedisposedofanimmensequantityofsolidfoodwiththebenignityofagoodsoulwhowasfeedingsomeoneelse。MrPancks,whowasalwaysinahurry,andwhoreferredatintervalstoalittledirtynotebookwhichhekeptbesidehimperhapscontainingthenamesofthedefaultershemeanttolookupbywayofdessert,tookinhisvictualsmuchasifhewerecoaling;withagooddealofnoise,agooddealofdroppingabout,andapuffandasnortoccasionally,asifhewerenearlyreadytosteamaway。
Allthroughdinner,Floracombinedherpresentappetiteforeatinganddrinkingwithherpastappetiteforromanticlove,inawaythatmadeClennamafraidtolifthiseyesfromhisplate;sincehecouldnotlooktowardsherwithoutreceivingsomeglanceofmysteriousmeaningorwarning,asiftheywereengagedinaplot。
MrF。’sAuntsatsilentlydefyinghimwithanaspectofthegreatestbitterness,untiltheremovaloftheclothandtheappearanceofthedecanters,whensheoriginatedanotherobservation——struckintotheconversationlikeaclock,withoutconsultinganybody。
Florahadjustsaid,’MrClennam,willyougivemeaglassofportforMrF。’sAunt?’
’TheMonumentnearLondonBridge,’thatladyinstantlyproclaimed,’wasputupartertheGreatFireofLondon;andtheGreatFireofLondonwasnotthefireinwhichyouruncleGeorge’sworkshopswasburneddown。’
MrPancks,withhisformercourage,said,’Indeed,ma’am?Allright!’Butappearingtobeincensedbyimaginarycontradiction,orotherill-usage,MrF。’sAunt,insteadofrelapsingintosilence,madethefollowingadditionalproclamation:
’Ihateafool!’
Sheimpartedtothissentiment,initselfalmostSolomonic,soextremelyinjuriousandpersonalacharacterbylevellingitstraightatthevisitor’shead,thatitbecamenecessarytoleadMrF。’sAuntfromtheroom。ThiswasquietlydonebyFlora;MrF。’sAuntofferingnoresistance,butinquiringonherwayout,’Whathecometherefor,then?’withimplacableanimosity。
WhenFlorareturned,sheexplainedthatherlegacywasacleveroldlady,butwassometimesalittlesingular,and’tookdislikes’——
peculiaritiesofwhichFloraseemedtobeproudratherthanotherwise。AsFlora’sgoodnatureshoneinthecase,Clennamhadnofaulttofindwiththeoldladyforelicitingit,nowthathewasrelievedfromtheterrorsofherpresence;andtheytookaglassortwoofwineinpeace。ForeseeingthenthatthePanckswouldshortlygetunderweigh,andthatthePatriarchwouldgotosleep,hepleadedthenecessityofvisitinghismother,andaskedMrPancksinwhichdirectionhewasgoing?
’Citywards,sir,’saidPancks。
’Shallwewalktogether?’saidArthur。
’Quiteagreeable,’saidPancks。
MeanwhileFlorawasmurmuringinrapidsnatchesforhisear,thattherewasatimeandthatthepastwasayawninggulfhoweverandthatagoldenchainnolongerboundhimandthatshereveredthememoryofthelateMrF。andthatsheshouldbeathometo-morrowathalf-pastoneandthatthedecreesofFatewerebeyondrecallandthatsheconsiderednothingsoimprobableasthatheeverwalkedonthenorth-westsideofGray’s-InnGardensatexactlyfouro’clockintheafternoon。HetriedatpartingtogivehishandinfranknesstotheexistingFlora——notthevanishedFlora,orthemermaid——butFlorawouldn’thaveit,couldn’thaveit,waswhollydestituteofthepowerofseparatingherselfandhimfromtheirbygonecharacters。Heleftthehousemiserablyenough;andsomuchmorelight-headedthanever,thatifithadnotbeenhisgoodfortunetobetowedaway,hemight,forthefirstquarterofanhour,havedriftedanywhere。
Whenhebegantocometohimself,inthecoolerairandtheabsenceofFlora,hefoundPancksatfullspeed,croppingsuchscantypasturageofnailsashecouldfind,andsnortingatintervals。
These,inconjunctionwithonehandinhispocketandhisroughenedhathindsidebefore,wereevidentlytheconditionsunderwhichhereflected。
’Afreshnight!’saidArthur。
’Yes,it’sprettyfresh,’assentedPancks。’AsastrangeryoufeeltheclimatemorethanIdo,Idaresay。IndeedIhaven’tgottimetofeelit。’
’Youleadsuchabusylife?’
’Yes,Ihavealwayssomeof’emtolookup,orsomethingtolookafter。ButIlikebusiness,’saidPancks,gettingonalittlefaster。’What’samanmadefor?’
’Fornothingelse?’saidClennam。
Pancksputthecounterquestion,’Whatelse?’Itpackedup,inthesmallestcompass,aweightthathadrestedonClennam’slife;andhemadenoanswer。
’That’swhatIaskourweeklytenants,’saidPancks。’Someof’emwillpulllongfacestome,andsay,Poorasyouseeus,master,we’realwaysgrinding,drudging,toiling,everyminutewe’reawake。
Isaytothem,Whatelseareyoumadefor?Itshutsthemup。Theyhaven’tawordtoanswer。Whatelseareyoumadefor?Thatclinchesit。’
’Ahdear,dear,dear!’sighedClennam。
’HereamI,’saidPancks,pursuinghisargumentwiththeweeklytenant。’WhatelsedoyousupposeIthinkIammadefor?Nothing。
Rattlemeoutofbedearly,setmegoing,givemeasshortatimeasyouliketoboltmymealsin,andkeepmeatit。Keepmealwaysatit,andI’llkeepyoualwaysatit,youkeepsomebodyelsealwaysatit。ThereyouarewiththeWholeDutyofManinacommercialcountry。’
Whentheyhadwalkedalittlefurtherinsilence,Clennamsaid:
’Haveyounotasteforanything,MrPancks?’
’What’staste?’drilyretortedPancks。
’Letussayinclination。’
’Ihaveaninclinationtogetmoney,sir,’saidPancks,’ifyouwillshowmehow。’Heblewoffthatsoundagain,anditoccurredtohiscompanionforthefirsttimethatitwashiswayoflaughing。Hewasasingularmaninallrespects;hemightnothavebeenquiteinearnest,butthattheshort,hard,rapidmannerinwhichheshotoutthesecindersofprinciples,asifitweredonebymechanicalrevolvency,seemedirreconcilablewithbanter。
’Youarenogreatreader,Isuppose?’saidClennam。
’Neverreadanythingbutlettersandaccounts。Nevercollectanythingbutadvertisementsrelativetonextofkin。Ifthat’sataste,Ihavegotthat。You’renotoftheClennamsofCornwall,MrClennam?’
’NotthatIeverheardof。’
’Iknowyou’renot。Iaskedyourmother,sir。Shehastoomuchcharactertoletachanceescapeher。’