Sayingsomethingapologeticallyashecrossedthehall,totheeffectthatatthattimeofnighttheywerenotinthehabitofreceivinganyone,andwerealwaysshutup,MrFlintwinchledthewayintohisownoffice,whichpresentedasufficientlybusiness-
likeappearance。Hereheputthelightonhisdesk,andsaidtothestranger,withhiswryesttwistuponhim,’Yourcommands。’
’MYnameisBlandois。’
’Blandois。Idon’tknowit,’saidJeremiah。
’Ithoughtitpossible,’resumedtheother,’thatyoumighthavebeenadvisedfromParis——’
’WehavehadnoadvicefromParisrespectinganybodyofthenameofBlandois,’saidJeremiah。
’No?’
’No。’
Jeremiahstoodinhisfavouriteattitude。ThesmilingMrBlandois,openinghiscloaktogethishandtoabreast-pocket,pausedtosay,withalaughinhisglitteringeyes,whichitoccurredtoMrFlintwinchweretooneartogether:
’Youaresolikeafriendofmine!NotsoidenticallythesameasIsupposedwhenIreallydidforthemomenttakeyoutobethesameinthedusk——forwhichIoughttoapologise;permitmetodoso;areadinesstoconfessmyerrorsis,Ihope,apartofthefranknessofmycharacter——still,however,uncommonlylike。’
’Indeed?’saidJeremiah,perversely。’ButIhavenotreceivedanyletterofadvicefromanywhererespectinganybodyofthenameofBlandois。’
’Justso,’saidthestranger。
’JUSTso,’saidJeremiah。
MrBlandois,notatallputoutbythisomissiononthepartofthecorrespondentsofthehouseofClennamandCo。,tookhispocket-
bookfromhisbreast-pocket,selectedaletterfromthatreceptacle,andhandedittoMrFlintwinch。’Nodoubtyouarewellacquaintedwiththewriting。Perhapstheletterspeaksforitself,andrequiresnoadvice。YouareafarmorecompetentjudgeofsuchaffairsthanIam。Itismymisfortunetobe,notsomuchamanofbusiness,aswhattheworldcallsarbitrarilyagentleman。’
MrFlintwinchtooktheletter,andread,underdateofParis,’Wehavetopresenttoyou,onbehalfofahighlyesteemedcorrespondentofourFirm,M。Blandois,ofthiscity,’&c。&c。
’Suchfacilitiesashemayrequireandsuchattentionsasmaylieinyourpower,’&c。&c。’AlsohavetoaddthatifyouwillhonourM。Blandois’draftsatsighttotheextentof,sayFiftyPoundssterlingl50,’&c。&c。
’Verygood,sir,’saidMrFlintwinch。’Takeachair。TotheextentofanythingthatourHousecando——weareinaretired,old-
fashioned,steadywayofbusiness,sir——weshallbehappytorenderyouourbestassistance。Iobserve,fromthedateofthis,thatwecouldnotyetbeadvisedofit。Probablyyoucameoverwiththedelayedmailthatbringstheadvice。’
’ThatIcameoverwiththedelayedmail,sir,’returnedMrBlandois,passinghiswhitehanddownhishigh-hookednose,’Iknowtothecostofmyheadandstomach:thedetestableandintolerableweatherhavingrackedthemboth。YouseemeintheplightinwhichIcameoutofthepacketwithinthishalf-hour。Ioughttohavebeenherehoursago,andthenIshouldnothavetoapologise——
permitmetoapologise——forpresentingmyselfsounreasonably,andfrightening——no,by-the-bye,yousaidnotfrightening;permitmetoapologiseagain——theesteemedlady,MrsClennam,inherinvalidchamberabovestairs。’
Swaggerandanairofauthorisedcondescensiondosomuch,thatMrFlintwinchhadalreadybeguntothinkthisahighlygentlemanlypersonage。Notthelessunyieldingwithhimonthataccount,hescrapedhischinandsaid,whatcouldhehavethehonourofdoingforMrBlandoisto-night,outofbusinesshours?
’Faith!’returnedthatgentleman,shrugginghiscloakedshoulders,’Imustchange,andeatanddrink,andbelodgedsomewhere。Havethekindnesstoadviseme,atotalstranger,where,andmoneyisamatterofperfectindifferenceuntilto-morrow。Thenearertheplace,thebetter。Nextdoor,ifthat’sall。’
MrFlintwinchwasslowlybeginning,’Foragentlemanofyourhabits,thereisnotinthisimmediateneighbourhoodanyhotel——’
whenMrBlandoistookhimup。
’Somuchformyhabits!mydearsir,’snappinghisfingers。’A
citizenoftheworldhasnohabits。ThatIam,inmypoorway,agentleman,byHeaven!Iwillnotdeny,butIhavenounaccommodatingprejudicedhabits。Acleanroom,ahotdishfordinner,andabottleofnotabsolutelypoisonouswine,areallI
wanttonight。ButIwantthatmuchwithoutthetroubleofgoingoneunnecessaryinchtogetit。’
’Thereis,’saidMrFlintwinch,withmorethanhisusualdeliberation,ashemet,foramoment,MrBlandois’shiningeyes,whichwererestless;’thereisacoffee-houseandtavernclosehere,which,sofar,Icanrecommend;butthere’snostyleaboutit。’
’Idispensewithstyle!’saidMrBlandois,wavinghishand。’Domethehonourtoshowmethehouse,andintroducemethereifIamnottootroublesome,andIshallbeinfinitelyobliged。’
MrFlintwinch,uponthis,lookeduphishat,andlightedMrBlandoisacrossthehallagain。Asheputthecandleonabracket,wherethedarkoldpanellingalmostservedasanextinguisherforit,hebethoughthimselfofgoinguptotelltheinvalidthathewouldnotbeabsentfiveminutes。
’Obligeme,’saidthevisitor,onhissayingso,’bypresentingmycardofvisit。DomethefavourtoaddthatIshallbehappytowaitonMrsClennam,tooffermypersonalcompliments,andtoapologiseforhavingoccasionedanyagitationinthistranquilcorner,ifitshouldsuitherconveniencetoendurethepresenceofastrangerforafewminutes,afterheshallhavechangedhiswetclothesandfortifiedhimselfwithsomethingtoeatanddrink。’
Jeremiahmadealldespatch,andsaid,onhisreturn,’She’llbegladtoseeyou,sir;but,beingconsciousthathersickroomhasnoattractions,wishesmetosaythatshewon’tholdyoutoyouroffer,incaseyoushouldthinkbetterofit。’
’Tothinkbetterofit,’returnedthegallantBlandois,’wouldbetoslightalady;toslightaladywouldbetobedeficientinchivalrytowardsthesex;andchivalrytowardsthesexisapartofmycharacter!’Thusexpressinghimself,hethrewthedraggledskirtofhiscloakoverhisshoulder,andaccompaniedMrFlintwinchtothetavern;takingupontheroadaporterwhowaswaitingwithhisportmanteauontheoutersideofthegateway。
Thehousewaskeptinahomelymanner,andthecondescensionofMrBlandoiswasinfinite。Itseemedtofilltoinconveniencethelittlebarinwhichthewidowlandladyandhertwodaughtersreceivedhim;itwasmuchtoobigforthenarrowwainscotedroomwithabagatelle-boardinit,thatwasfirstproposedforhisreception;itperfectlyswampedthelittleprivateholidaysitting-
roomofthefamily,whichwasfinallygivenuptohim。Here,indryclothesandscentedlinen,withsleekedhair,agreatringoneachforefingerandamassiveshowofwatch-chain,MrBlandoiswaitingforhisdinner,lollingonawindow-seatwithhiskneesdrawnup,lookedforallthedifferenceinthesettingofthejewelfearfullyandwonderfullylikeacertainMonsieurRigaudwhohadoncesowaitedforhisbreakfast,lyingonthestoneledgeoftheirongratingofacellinavillainousdungeonatMarseilles。
Hisgreedatdinner,too,wascloselyinkeepingwiththegreedofMonsieurRigaudatbreakfast。Hisavariciousmannerofcollectingalltheeatablesabouthim,anddevouringsomewithhiseyeswhiledevouringotherswithhisjaws,wasthesamemanner。Hisutterdisregardofotherpeople,asshowninhiswayoftossingthelittlewomanlytoysoffurnitureabout,flingingfavouritecushionsunderhisbootsforasofterrest,andcrushingdelicatecoveringswithhisbigbodyandhisgreatblackhead,hadthesamebruteselfishnessatthebottomofit。Thesoftlymovinghandsthatweresobusyamongthedisheshadtheoldwickedfacilityofthehandsthathadclungtothebars。Andwhenhecouldeatnomore,andsatsuckinghisdelicatefingersonebyoneandwipingthemonacloth,therewantednothingbutthesubstitutionofvine-leavestofinishthepicture。
Onthisman,withhismoustachegoingupandhisnosecomingdowninthatmostevilofsmiles,andwithhissurfaceeyeslookingasiftheybelongedtohisdyedhair,andhadhadtheirnaturalpowerofreflectinglightstoppedbysomesimilarprocess,Nature,alwaystrue,andneverworkinginvain,hadsetthemark,Beware!Itwasnotherfault,ifthewarningwerefruitless。Sheisnevertoblameinanysuchinstance。
MrBlandois,havingfinishedhisrepastandcleanedhisfingers,tookacigarfromhispocket,and,lyingonthewindow-seatagain,smokeditoutathisleisure,occasionallyapostrophisingthesmokeasitpartedfromhisthinlipsinathinstream:
’Blandois,youshallturnthetablesonsociety,mylittlechild。
Haha!Holyblue,youhavebegunwell,Blandois!Atapinch,anexcellentmasterinEnglishorFrench;amanforthebosomoffamilies!Youhaveaquickperception,youhavehumour,youhaveease,youhaveinsinuatingmanners,youhaveagoodappearance;ineffect,youareagentleman!Agentlemanyoushalllive,mysmallboy,andagentlemanyoushalldie。Youshallwin,howeverthegamegoes。Theyshallallconfessyourmerit,Blandois。Youshallsubduethesocietywhichhasgrievouslywrongedyou,toyourownhighspirit。Deathofmysoul!Youarehighspiritedbyrightandbynature,myBlandois!’
Tosuchsoothingmurmursdidthisgentlemansmokeouthiscigaranddrinkouthisbottleofwine。Bothbeingfinished,heshookhimselfintoasittingattitude;andwiththeconcludingseriousapostrophe,’Hold,then!Blandois,youingeniousone,haveallyourwitsaboutyou!’aroseandwentbacktothehouseofClennamandCo。
HewasreceivedatthedoorbyMistressAffery,who,underinstructionsfromherlord,hadlighteduptwocandlesinthehallandathirdonthestaircase,andwhoconductedhimtoMrsClennam’sroom。Teawaspreparedthere,andsuchlittlecompanyarrangementshadbeenmadeasusuallyattendedthereceptionofexpectedvisitors。Theywereslightonthegreatestoccasion,neverextendingbeyondtheproductionoftheChinatea-service,andthecoveringofthebedwithasoberandsaddrapery。Fortherest,therewasthebier-likesofawiththeblockuponit,andthefigureinthewidow’sdress,asifattiredforexecution;thefiretoppedbythemoundofdampedashes;thegratewithitssecondlittlemoundofashes;thekettleandthesmellofblackdye;allastheyhadbeenforfifteenyears。
MrFlintwinchpresentedthegentlemancommendedtotheconsiderationofClennamandCo。MrsClennam,whohadtheletterlyingbeforeher,bentherheadandrequestedhimtosit。Theylookedverycloselyatoneanother。Thatwasbutnaturalcuriosity。
’Ithankyou,sir,forthinkingofadisabledwomanlikeme。Fewwhocomehereonbusinesshaveanyremembrancetobestowononesoremovedfromobservation。Itwouldbeidletoexpectthattheyshouldhave。Outofsight,outofmind。WhileIamgratefulfortheexception,Idon’tcomplainoftherule。’
MrBlandois,inhismostgentlemanlymanner,wasafraidhehaddisturbedherbyunhappilypresentinghimselfatsuchanunconscionabletime。ForwhichhehadalreadyofferedhisbestapologiestoMr——hebeggedpardon——butbynamehadnotthedistinguishedhonour——
’MrFlintwinchhasbeenconnectedwiththeHousemanyyears。’
MrBlandoiswasMrFlintwinch’smostobedienthumbleservant。HeentreatedMrFlintwinchtoreceivetheassuranceofhisprofoundestconsideration。
’Myhusbandbeingdead,’saidMrsClennam,’andmysonpreferringanotherpursuit,ouroldHousehasnootherrepresentativeinthesedaysthanMrFlintwinch。’