DRINKWATER(frantic)。Thet’llbrikemawawt,wown’titnah?(Withalamentablesob,hethrowshimselfdownonthedivan,raginglikeanangrychild。)
  LADYCICELY(aftercontemplatinghiminastonishmentforamoment)。CaptainBrassbound:arethereanycharwomenintheAtlasMountains?
  BRASSB0UND。Therearepeopleherewhowillworkifyoupaythem,asthereareelsewhere。
  LADYCICELY。Thiscastleisveryromantic,Captain;butithasn’thadaspringcleaningsincetheProphetlivedinit。There’sonlyoneroomIcanputthatwoundedmaninto。It’stheonlyonethathasabedinit:thesecondroomontherightoutofthatpassage。
  BRASSBOUND(haughtily)。Thatismyroom,madam。
  LADYCICELY(relieved)。Oh,that’sallright。ItwouldhavebeensoawkwardifIhadhadtoaskoneofyourmentoturnout。Youwon’tmind,Iknow。(Allthemenstareather。EvenDrinkwaterforgetshissorrowsinhisstupefaction。)
  BRASSBOUND。Pray,madam,haveyoumadeanyarrangementsformyaccommodation?
  LADYCICELY(reassuringly)。Yes:youcanhavemyroominsteadwhereveritmaybe:I’msureyouchosemeaniceone。Imustbenearmypatient;andIdon’tmindroughingit。NowImusthaveMarzomovedverycarefully。WhereisthattrulygentlemanlyMr。
  Johnson?——oh,thereyouare,Mr。Johnson。(SherunstoJohnson,pastBrassbound,whohastostepbackhastilyoutofherwaywitheveryexpressionfrozenoutofhisfaceexceptoneofextremeandindignantdumbfoundedness)。WillyouaskyourstrongfriendtohelpyouwithMarzo:strongpeoplearealwayssogentle。
  JOHNSON。LetmeintrodooceMr。Redbrook。Yourladyshipmayknowhisfather,theveryRev。DeanRedbrook。(HegoestoMarzo。)
  REDBROOK。Happytoobligeyou,LadyCicely。
  LADYCICELY(shakinghands)。Howdyedo?OfcourseIknewyourfather——Dunham,wasn’tit?Wereyouevercalled——
  REDBROOK。Thekid?Yes。
  LADYCICELY。Butwhy——
  REDBROOK(anticipatingtherestofthequestion)。Cardsanddrink,LadySis。(HefollowsJohnsontothepatient。LadyCicelygoestoo。)Now,CountMarzo。(MarzogroansasJohnsonandRedbrookraisehim。)
  LADYCICELY。Nowthey’reNOThurtingyou,Marzo。Theycouldn’tbemoregentle。
  MARZO。Drink。
  LADYCICELY。I’llgetyousomewatermyself。YourfriendMr。
  Drinkwaterwastooovercome——takecareofthecorner——that’sit——
  theseconddoorontheright。(ShegoesoutwithMarzoandhisbearersthroughthelittledoor。)
  BRASSBOUND(stillstaring)。Well,IAMdamned!——
  DRINKWATER(gettingup)。Weoll,blimey!
  BRASSBOUND(turningirritablyonhim)。Whatdidyousay?
  DRINKWATER。Weoll,wotdidyersyyrseolf,kepn?Fusttawmawyeverseey’afrideofennybody。(Theotherslaugh。)
  BRASSBOUND。Afraid!
  DRINKWATER(maliciously)。She’stooky’bedfromhanderyrforabloominpennyhawcemen。Ify’yntafride,let’seahyerspeakaptoerwenshecamsbawckagin。
  BRASSBOUND(toSirHoward)。Iwishyoutounderstand,SirHoward,thatinthiscastle,itisIwhogiveorders,andnooneelse。
  WillyoubegoodenoughtoletLadyCicelyWaynfleteknowthat。
  SIRHOWARD(sittinguponthedivanandpullinghimselftogether)。YouwillhaveampleopportunityforspeakingtoLadyCicelyyourselfwhenshereturns。(Drinkwaterchuckles:andtherestgrin。)
  BRASSBOUND。Mymannersarerough,SirHoward。Ihavenowishtofrightenthelady。
  SIRHOWARD。CaptainBrassbound:ifyoucanfrightenLadyCicely,youwillconferagreatobligationonherfamily。Ifshehadanysenseofdanger,perhapsshewouldkeepoutofit。
  BRASSBOUND。Well,sir,ifsheweretenLadyCicelys,shemustconsultmewhilesheishere。
  DRINKWATER。Thet’srawt,kepn。Let’seahyousteblishyrhawthority。(Brassboundturnsimpatientlyonhim:Heretreatsremonstrating)Nah,nah,nah!
  SIRHOWARD。Ifyoufeelatallnervous,CaptainBrassbound,I
  willmentionthematterwithpleasure。
  BRASSBOUND。Nervous,sir!no。Nervousnessisnotinmyline。YouwillfindmeperfectlycapableofsayingwhatIwanttosay——withconsiderableemphasis,ifnecessary。(SirHowardassentswithapolitebutincredulousnod。)
  DRINKWATER。Eah,eah!
  LadyCicelyreturnswithJohnsonandRedbrook。Shecarriesajar。
  LADYCICELY(stoppingbetweenthedoorandthearch)。Nowforthewater。Whereisit?
  REDBROOK。There’sawellinthecourtyard。I’llcomeandworkthebucket。
  LADYCICELY。Sogoodofyou,Mr。Redbrook。(Shemakesforthehorseshoearch,followedbyRedbrook。)
  DRINKWATER。Nah,KepnBrassbound:yougotsathinktosytothelidy,yntyr?
  LADYCICELY(stopping)。I’llcomebacktohearitpresently,Captain。Andoh,whileIrememberit(comingforwardbetweenBrassboundandDrinkwater),dopleasetellmeCaptain,ifI
  interferewithyourarrangementsinanyway。ItIdisturbyoutheleastbitintheworld,stopmeatonce。Youhavealltheresponsibility;andyourcomfortandyourauthoritymustbethefirstthing。You’lltellme,won’tyou?
  BRASSBOUND(awkwardly,quitebeaten)。Praydoasyouplease,madam。
  LADYCICELY。Thankyou。That’ssolikeyou,Captain。Thankyou。
  Now,Mr。Redbrook!Showmethewaytothewell。(ShefollowsRedbrookoutthroughthearch。)
  DRINKWATER。Yah!Yah!Shime!Beatbawawoman!
  JOHNSON(comingforwardonBrassbound’sright)。What’swrongnow?
  DRINKWATER(withanairofdisappointmentanddisillusion)。
  Down’tawskme,MisteJornsn。Thekepn’snaowclawssarterall。
  BRASSBOUND(alittleshamefacedly)。Whathasshebeenfixingupinthere,Johnson?
  JOHNSON。Well:Marzo’sinyourbed。LadywantstomakeakitchenoftheSheikh’saudiencechamber,andtoputmeandtheKidhandyinhisbedroomincaseMarzogetserysipelasandbreaksoutviolent。FromwhatIcanmakeout,shemeanstomakeherselfmatronofthisinstitution。Isposeit’sallright,isn’tit?
  DRINKWATER。Yuss,anhorderhuzabahtasifwewaskebtahts!Anthekepnafridetotalkbawckater!
  LadyCicelyreturnswithRedbrook。Shecarriesthejarfullofwater。
  LADYCICELY(puttingdownthejar,andcomingbetweenBrassboundandDrinkwaterasbefore)。Andnow,Captain,beforeIgotopoorMarzo,whathaveyoutosaytome?
  BRASSBOUND。I!Nothing。
  DRINKWATER。Down’tfankit,gavner。Beamen!
  LADYCICELY(lookingatDrinkwater,puzzled)。Mr。Drinkwatersaidyouhad。
  BRASSBOUND(recoveringhimself)。Itwasonlythis。Thatfellowthere(pointingtoDrinkwater)issubjecttofitsofinsolence。
  Ifheisimpertinenttoyourladyship,ordisobedient,youhavemyauthoritytoorderhimasmanykicksasyouthinkgoodforhim;andIwillseethathegetsthem。
  DRINKWATER(liftinguphisvoiceinprotest)。Nah,nah——
  LADYCICELY。Oh,Icouldn’tthinkofsuchathing,CaptainBrassbound。IamsureitwouldhurtMr。Drinkwater。
  DRINKWATER(lachrymosely)。Lidy’shinkyp’bleosichbawbroususage。
  LADYCICELY。Butthere’sonethingISHOULDlike,ifMr。
  Drinkwaterwon’tmindmymentioningit。It’ssoimportantifhe’stoattendonMarzo。
  BRASSBOUND。Whatisthat?
  LADYCICELY。Well——youWON’Tmind,Mr。Drinkwater,willyou?
  DRINKWATER(suspiciously)。Wotisit?
  LADYCICELY。Therewouldbesomuchlessdangeroferysipelasifyouwouldbesogoodastotakeabath。
  DRINKWATER(aghast)。Abawth!
  BRASSBOUND(intonesofcommand)。Standby,allhands。(Theystandby。)Takethatmanandwashhim。(Witharoaroflaughtertheyseizehim。)
  DRINKWATER(inanagonyofprotest)。Naow,naow。Lookeah——
  BRASSBOUND(ruthlessly)。InCOLDwater。
  DRINKWATER(shrieking)。Na—a—a—a—ow。Aweawn’t,awtoelyer。
  Naow。Awsy,lookeah。Naow,naow,naow,naow,naow,NAOW!!!
  Heisdraggedawaythroughthearchinawhirlwindoflaughter,protestsandtears。
  LADYCICELY。I’mafraidheisn’tusedtoit,poorfellow;butREALLYitwilldohimgood,CaptainBrassbound。NowImustbeofftomypatient。(Shetakesupherjarandgoesoutbythelittledoor,leavingBrassboundandSirHowardalonetogether。)
  SIRHOWARD(rising)。Andnow,CaptainBrass——
  BRASSBOUND(cuttinghimshortwithafiercecontemptthatastonisheshim)。Iwillattendtoyoupresently。(Calling)
  Johnson。SendmeJohnsonthere。AndOsman。(Hepullsoffhiscoatandthrowsitonthetable,standingathiseaseinhisbluejersey。)
  SIRHOWARD(afteramomentaryflushofanger,withacontrolledforcethatcompelsBrassbound’sattentioninspiteofhimself)。
  Youseemtobeinastrongpositionwithreferencetothesemenofyours。
  BRASSBOUND。Iaminastrongpositionwithreferencetoeveryoneinthiscastle。
  SIRHOWARD(politelybutthreateningly)。Ihavejustbeennoticingthatyouthinkso。Idonotagreewithyou。HerMajesty’sGovernment,CaptainBrassbound,hasastrongarmandalongarm。Ifanythingdisagreeablehappenstomeortomysister—in—law,thatarmwillbestretchedout。Ifthathappensyouwillnotbeinastrongposition。Excusemyremindingyouofit。
  BRASSBOUND(grimly)。Muchgoodmayitdoyou!(Johnsoncomesinthroughthearch。)WhereisOsman,theSheikh’smessenger?Iwanthimtoo。
  JOHNSON。Coming,Captain。Hehadaprayertofinish。
  Osman,atall,skinny,whiteclad,elderlyMoor,appearsinthearchway。
  BRASSBOUND。OsmanAli(OsmancomesforwardbetweenBrassboundandJohnson):youhaveseenthisunbeliever(indicatingSirHoward)
  comeinwithus?
  OSMAN。Yea,andtheshamelessonewiththenakedface,whoflatteredmycountenanceandofferedmeherhand。
  JOHNSON。Yes;andyoutookittoo,Johnny,didn’tyou?
  BRASSBOUND。Takehorse,then;andridefasttoyourmastertheSheikhSidielAssifOSMAN(proudly)。KinsmantotheProphet。
  BRASSBOUND。Tellhimwhatyouhaveseenhere。Thatisall。
  Johnson:givehimadollar;andnotethehourofhisgoing,thathismastermayknowhowfastherides。
  OSMAN。Thebeliever’swordshallprevailwithAllahandhisservantSidielAssif。
  BRASSBOUND。Offwithyou。
  OSMAN。Makegoodthymaster’swordereIgooutfromhispresence,OJohnsonelHull。
  JOHNSON。Hewantsthedollar。
  BrassboundgivesOsmanacoin。
  OSMAN(bowing)。AllahwillmakehelleasyforthefriendofSidielAssifandhisservant。(Hegoesoutthroughthearch。)
  BRASSBOUND(toJohnson)。KeepthemenoutofthisuntiltheSheikhcomes。Ihavebusinesstotalkover。Whenhedoescome,wemustkeeptogetherall:SidielAssif’snaturalinstinctwillbetocuteveryChristianthroathere。
  JOHNSON。Welooktoyou,Captain,tosquarehim,sinceyouinvitedhimover。
  BRASSBOUND。Youcandependonme;andyouknowit,Ithink。
  JOHNSON(phlegmatically)。Yes:weknowit。(HeisgoingoutwhenSirHowardspeaks。)
  SIRHOWARD。Youknowalso,Mr。Johnson,Ihope,thatyoucandependonME。
  JOHNSON(turning)。OnYOU,sir?
  SIRHOWARD。Yes:onme。Ifmythroatiscut,theSultanofMoroccomaysendSidi’sheadwithahundredthousanddollarsblood—moneytotheColonialOffice;butitwillnotbeenoughtosavehiskingdom——anymorethanitwouldsawyourlife,ifyourCaptainheredidthesamething。
  JOHNSON(struck)。Isthatso,Captain?
  BRASSBOUND。Iknowthegentleman’svalue——betterperhapsthanheknowsithimself。Ishallnotlosesightofit。
  Johnsonnodsgravely,andisgoingoutwhenLadyCicelyreturnssoftlybythelittledoorandcallstohiminawhisper。Shehastakenoffhertravellingthingsandputonanapron。Atherchatelaineisacaseofsewingmaterials。
  LADYCICELY。Mr。Johnson。(Heturns。)I’vegotMarzotosleep。
  Wouldyoumindaskingthegentlemennottomakeanoiseunderhiswindowinthecourtyard。
  JOHNSON。Right,maam。(Hegoesout。)
  LadyCicelysitsdownatthetinytable,andbeginsstitchingataslingbandageforMarzo’sarm。Brassboundwalksupanddownonherright,mutteringtohimselfsoominouslythatSirHowardquietlygetsoutofhiswaybycrossingtotheothersideandsittingdownonthesecondsaddleseat。
  SIRHOWARD。Areyouyetabletoattendtomeforamoment,CaptainBrassbound?
  BRASSBOUND(stillwalkingabout)。Whatdoyouwant?
  SIRHOWARD。Well,IamafraidIwantalittleprivacy,and,ifyouwillallowmetosayso,alittlecivility。Iamgreatlyobligedtoyouforbringingussafelyoffto—daywhenwewereattacked。Sofar,youhavecarriedoutyourcontract。Butsincewehavebeenyourguestshere,yourtoneandthatoftheworstofyourmenhaschanged——intentionallychanged,Ithink。
  BRASSBOUND(stoppingabruptlyandflingingtheannouncementathim)。Youarenotmyguest:youaremyprisoner。
  SIRHOWARD。Prisoner!
  LadyCicely,afterasingleglanceup,continuesstitching,apparentlyquiteunconcerned。
  BRASSBOUND。Iwarnedyou。Youshouldhavetakenmywarning。
  SIRHOWARD(immediatelytakingthetoneofcolddisgustformoraldelinquency)。AmItounderstand,then,thatyouareabrigand?
  Isthisamatterofransom?
  BRASSBOUND(withunaccountableintensity)。AllthewealthofEnglandshallnotransomyou。
  SIRHOWARD。Thenwhatdoyouexpecttogainbythis?
  BRASSBOUND。Justiceonathiefandamurderer。
  LadyCicelylaysdownherworkandlooksupanxiously。
  SIRHOWARD(deeplyoutraged,risingwithvenerabledignity)。Sir:
  doyouapplythosetermstome?
  BRASSBOUND。Ido。(HeturnstoLadyCicely,andadds,pointingcontemptuouslytoSirHoward)Lookathim。Youwouldnottakethisvirtuouslyindignantgentlemanfortheuncleofabrigand,wouldyou?
  SirHowardstarts。Theshockistoomuchforhim:hesitsdownagain,lookingveryold;andhishandstremble;buthiseyesandmouthareintrepid,resolute,andangry。
  LADYCICELY。Uncle!Whatdoyoumean?
  BRASSBOUND。Hashenevertoldyouaboutmymother?thisfellowwhoputsonermineandscarletandcallshimselfJustice。
  SIRHOWARD(almostvoiceless)。Youarethesonofthatwoman!
  BRASSBOUND(fiercely)。"Thatwoman!"(HemakesamovementasiftorushatSirHoward。)
  LADYCICELY(risingquicklyandputtingherhandonhisarm)。
  Takecare。Youmustn’tstrikeanoldman。
  BRASSBOUND(raging)。Hedidnotsparemymother——"thatwoman,"hecallsher——becauseofhersex。Iwillnotsparehimbecauseofhisage。(Loweringhistonetooneofsullenvindictiveness)ButIamnotgoingtostrikehim。(LadyCicelyreleaseshim,andsitsdown,muchperplexed。Brassboundcontinues,withanevilglanceatSirHoward)Ishalldonomorethanjustice。
  SIRHOWARD(recoveringhisvoiceandvigor)。Justice!Ithinkyoumeanvengeance,disguisedasjusticebyyourpassions。
  BRASSBOUND。TomanyandmanyapoorwretchinthedockYOUhavebroughtvengeanceinthatdisguise——thevengeanceofsociety,disguisedasjusticebyITSpassions。Nowthejusticeyouhaveoutragedmeetsyoudisguisedasvengeance。Howdoyoulikeit?
  SIRHOWARD。Ishallmeetit,Itrust,asbecomesaninnocentmanandanuprightjudge。Whatdoyouchargeagainstme?
  BRASSBOUND。Ichargeyouwiththedeathofmymotherandthetheftofmyinheritance。
  SIRHOWARD。Astoyourinheritance,sir,itwasyourswheneveryoucameforwardtoclaimit。ThreeminutesagoIdidnotknowofyourexistence。Iaffirmthatmostsolemnly。Ineverknew——neverdreamt——thatmybrotherMilesleftason。Astoyourmother,hercasewasahardone——perhapsthehardestthathascomewithinevenmyexperience。Imentionedit,assuch,toMr。Rankin,themissionary,theeveningwemetyou。Astoherdeath,youknow——
  youMUSTknow——thatshediedinhernativecountry,yearsafterourlastmeeting。Perhapsyouweretooyoungtoknowthatshecouldhardlyhaveexpectedtolivelong。
  BRASSBOUND。Youmeanthatshedrank。
  SIRHOWARD。Ididnotsayso。Idonotthinkshewasalwaysaccountableforwhatshedid。
  BRASSBOUND。Yes:shewasmadtoo;andwhetherdrinkdrovehertomadnessormadnessdrovehertodrinkmatterslittle。Thequestionis,whodrovehertoboth?
  SIRHOWARD。Ipresumethedishonestagentwhoseizedherestatedid。Irepeat,itwasahardcase——afrightfulinjustice。Butitcouldnotberemedied。
  BRASSBOUND。Youtoldherso。Whenshewouldnottakethatfalseansweryoudroveherfromyourdoors。Whensheexposedyouinthestreetandthreatenedtotakewithherownhandstheredressthelawdeniedher,youhadherimprisoned,andforcedhertowriteyouanapologyandleavethecountrytoregainherlibertyandsaveherselffromalunaticasylum。Andwhenshewasgone,anddead,andforgotten,youfoundforyourselftheremedyyoucouldnotfindforher。Yourecoveredtheestateeasilyenoughthen,robberandrascalthatyouare。Didhetellthemissionarythat,LadyCicely,eh?
  LADYCICELY(sympathetically)。Poorwoman!(ToSirHoward)
  Couldn’tyouhavehelpedher,Howard?
  SIRHOWARD。No。ThismanmaybeignorantenoughtosupposethatwhenIwasastrugglingbarristerIcoulddoeverythingIdidwhenIwasAttorneyGeneral。Youknowbetter。Thereissomeexcuseforhismother。ShewasanuneducatedBrazilian,knowingnothingofEnglishsociety,anddrivenmadbyinjustice。
  BRASSBOUND。Yourdefence——
  SIRHOWARD(interruptinghimdeterminedly)。Idonotdefendmyself。Icallonyoutoobeythelaw。
  BRASSBOUND。Iintendtodoso。ThelawoftheAtlasMountainsisadministeredbytheSheikhSidielAssif。Hewillbeherewithinanhour。Heisajudgelikeyourself。Youcantalklawtohim。Hewillgiveyouboththelawandtheprophets。
  SIRHOWARD。DoesheknowwhatthepowerofEnglandis?
  BRASSBOUND。HeknowsthattheMahdikilledmymasterGordon,andthattheMahdidiedinhisbedandwenttoparadise。
  SIRHOWARD。ThenheknowsalsothatEngland’svengeancewasontheMahdi’strack。
  BRASSBOUND。Ay,onthetrackoftherailwayfromtheCapetoCairo。Whoareyou,thatanationshouldgotowarforyou?Ifyouaremissing,whatwillyournewspaperssay?Afoolhardytourist。Whatwillyourlearnedfriendsatthebarsay?Thatitwastimeforyoutomakeroomforyoungerandbettermen。YOUanationalhero!YouhadbetterfindagoldfieldintheAtlasMountains。ThenallthegovernmentsofEuropewillrushtoyourrescue。Untilthen,takecareofyourself;foryouaregoingtoseeatlastthehypocrisyinthesanctimoniousspeechofthejudgewhoissentencingyou,insteadofthedespairinthewhitefaceofthewretchyouarerecommendingtothemercyofyourGod。
  SIRHOWARD(deeplyandpersonallyoffendedbythisslighttohisprofession,andforthefirsttimethrowingawayhisassumeddignityandrisingtoapproachBrassboundwithhisfistsclenched;sothatLadyCicelyliftsoneeyefromherworktoassureherselfthatthetableisbetweenthem)。Ihavenomoretosaytoyou,sir。Iamnotafraidofyou,norofanybanditwithwhomyoumaybeinleague。Astoyourproperty,itisreadyforyouassoonasyoucometoyoursensesandclaimitasyourfather’sheir。Commitacrime,andyouwillbecomeanoutlaw,andnotonlylosetheproperty,butshutthedoorsofcivilizationagainstyourselfforever。
  BRASSBOUND。Iwillnotsellmymother’srevengefortenproperties。
  LADYCICELY(placidly)。Besides,really,Howard,asthepropertynowcosts150poundsayeartokeepupinsteadofbringinginanything,Iamafraiditwouldnotbeofmuchusetohim。
  (Brassboundstandsamazedatthisrevelation。)
  SIRHOWARD(takenaback)。Imustsay,Cicely,Ithinkyoumighthavechosenamoresuitablemomenttomentionthatfact。
  BRASSBOUND(withdisgust)。Agh!Trickster!Lawyer!Eventhepriceyouofferforyourlifeistobepaidinfalsecoin。(Calling)
  Hallothere!Johnson!Redbrook!Someofyouthere!(ToSirHoward)Youaskforalittleprivacy:youshallhaveit。Iwillnotendurethecompanyofsuchafellow——
  SIRHOWARD(veryangry,andfullofthecrustiestpluck)。Youinsultme,sir。Youarearascal。Youarearascal。
  Johnson,Redbrook,andafewotherscomeinthroughthearch。
  BRASSBOUND。Takethismanaway。
  JOHNSON。Wherearewetoputhim?
  BRASSBOUND。Puthimwhereyoupleasesolongasyoucanfindhimwhenheiswanted。
  SIRHOWARD。Youwillbelaidbytheheelsyet,myfriend。
  REDBROOK(withcheerfultact)。Tuttut,SirHoward:what’stheuseoftalkingback?Comealong:we’llmakeyoucomfortable。
  SirHowardgoesoutthroughthearchbetweenJohnsonandRedbrook,mutteringwrathfully。Therest,exceptBrassboundandLadyCicely,follow。
  Brassboundwalksupanddowntheroom,nursinghisindignation。IndoingsoheunconsciouslyentersuponanunequalcontestwithLadyCicely,whositsquietlystitching。Itsoonbecomesclearthatatranquilwomancangoonsewinglongerthananangrymancangoonfuming。Further,itbeginstodawnonBrassbound’swrath—blurredperceptionthatLadyCicelyhasatsomeunnoticedstageintheproceedingsfinishedMarzo’sbandage,andisnowstitchingacoat。
  Hestops;glancesathisshirtsleeves;finallyrealizesthesituation。
  BRASSBOUND。Whatareyoudoingthere,madam?
  LADYCICELY。Mendingyourcoat,CaptainBrassbound。
  BRASSBOUND。Ihavenorecollectionofaskingyoutotakethattrouble。
  LADYCICELY。No:Idon’tsupposeyouevenknewitwastorn。SomemenareBORNuntidy。YoucannotverywellreceiveSidiel——what’shisname?——withyoursleevehalfout。
  BRASSBOUND(disconcerted)。I——Idon’tknowhowitgottorn。
  LADYCICELY。Youshouldnotgetvirtuouslyindignantwithpeople。
  Itburstsclothesmorethananythingelse,Mr。Hallam。
  BRASSBOUND(flushing,quickly)。IbegyouwillnotcallmeMr。
  Hallam。Ihatethename。
  LADYCICELY。BlackPaquitoisyourpetname,isn’tit?
  BRASSBOUND(huffily)。Iamnotusuallycalledsotomyface。
  LADYCICELY(turningthecoatalittle)。I’msosorry。(Shetakesanotherpieceofthreadandputsitintoherneedle,lookingplacidlyandreflectivelyupwardmeanwhile。)Doyouknow,Youarewonderfullylikeyouruncle。
  BRASSBOUND。Damnation!
  LADYCICELY。Eh?
  BRASSBOUND。IfIthoughtmyveinscontainedadropofhisblackblood,Iwoulddrainthememptywithmyknife。Ihavenorelations。Ihadamother:thatwasall。
  LADYCICELY(unconvinced)Idaresayyouhaveyourmother’scomplexion。Butdidn’tyounoticeSirHoward’stemper,hisdoggedness,hishighspirit:aboveall,hisbeliefinrulingpeoplebyforce,asyouruleyourmen;andinrevengeandpunishment,justasyouwanttorevengeyourmother?Didn’tyourecognizeyourselfinthat?
  BRASSBOUND(startled)。Myself!——inthat!
  LADYCECILY(returningtothetailoringquestionasifherlastremarkwereofnoconsequencewhatever)。Didthissleevecatchyouatallunderthearm?PerhapsIhadbettermakeitalittleeasierforyou。
  BRASSBOUND(irritably)。Letmycoatalone。Itwilldoverywellasitis。Putitdown。
  LADYCICIELY。Oh,don’taskmetositdoingnothing。Itboresmeso。
  BRASSBOUND。InHeaven’snamethen,dowhatyoulike!Onlydon’tworrymewithit。
  LADYCICELY。I’msosorry。AlltheHallamsareirritable。
  BRASSBOUND(penninguphisfurywithdifficulty)。AsIhavealreadysaid,thatremarkhasnoapplicationtome。
  LADYCICELY(resumingherstitching)。That’ssofunny!Theyallhatetobetoldthattheyarelikeoneanother。
  BRASSBOUND(withthebeginningsofdespairinhisvoice)。Whydidyoucomehere?Mytrapwaslaidforhim,notforyou。Doyouknowthedangeryouarein?
  LADYCICELY。There’salwaysadangerofsomethingorother。Doyouthinkit’sworthbotheringabout?
  BRASSBOUND(scoldingher)。DoITHINK!Doyouthinkmycoat’sworthmending?
  LADYCICELY(prosaically)。Ohyes:it’snotsofargoneasthat。
  BRASSBOUND。Haveyouanyfeeling?Orareyouafool?
  LADYCICELY。I’mafraidI’madreadfulfool。ButIcan’thelpit。
  Iwasmadeso,Isuppose。
  BRASSBOUND。Perhapsyoudon’trealizethatyourfriendmygoodunclewillbeprettyfortunateifheisallowedtoliveouthislifeasaslavewithasetofchainsonhim?
  LADYCICELY。Oh,Idon’tknowaboutthat,Mr。H——ImeanCaptainBrassbound。Menarealwaysthinkingthattheyaregoingtodosomethinggrandlywickedtotheirenemies;butwhenitcomestothepoint,reallybadmenarejustasrareasreallygoodones。
  BRASSBOUND。YouforgetthatIamlikemyuncle,accordingtoyou。
  HaveyouanydoubtastotherealityofHISbadness?
  LADYCICELY。Blessme!youruncleHowardisoneofthemostharmlessofmen——muchnicerthanmostprofessionalpeople。Ofcoursehedoesdreadfulthingsasajudge;butthenifyoutakeamanandpayhim5,000poundsayeartobewicked,andpraisehimforit,andhavepolicemenandcourtsandlawsandjuriestodrivehimintoitsothathecan’thelpdoingit,whatcanyouexpect?
  SirHoward’sallrightwhenhe’slefttohimself。WecaughtaburglaronenightatWaynfletewhenhewasstayingwithus;andI
  insistedonhislockingthepoormanupuntilthepolicecame,inaroomwithawindowopeningonthelawn。ThemancamebacknextdayandsaidhemustreturntoalifeofcrimeunlessIgavehimajobinthegarden;andIdid。Itwasmuchmoresensiblethangivinghimtenyearspenalservitude:Howardadmittedit。Soyouseehe’snotabitbadreally。
  BRASSBOUND。Hehadafellowfeelingforathief,knowinghewasathiefhimself。Doyouforgetthathesentmymothertoprison?
  LADYCICELY(softly)。Wereyouveryfondofyourpoormother,andalwaysverygoodtoher?
  BRASSBOUND(rathertakenaback)。Iwasnotworsethanothersons,Isuppose。
  LADYCICELY(openinghereyesverywidely)。Oh!WasTHATall?
  BRASSBOUND(exculpatinghimself,fullofgloomyremembrances)。Youdon’tunderstand。Itwasnotalwayspossibletobeverytenderwithmymother。Shehadunfortunatlyaveryviolenttemper;andshe——she——
  LADYCICELY。Yes:soyoutoldHoward。(Withgenuinepityforhim)
  Youmusthavehadaveryunhappychildhood。
  BRASSBOUND(grimily)。Hell。Thatwaswhatmychildhoodwas。Hell。
  LADYCICELY。DoyouthinkshewouldreallyhavekilledHoward,asshethreatened,ifhehadn’tsenthertoprison?
  BRASSBOUND(breakingoutagain,withagrowingsenseofbeingmorallytrapped)。Whatifshedid?Whydidherobher?Whydidhenothelphertogettheestate,ashegotitforhimselfafterwards?
  LADYCICELY。Hesayshecouldn’t,youknow。Butperhapstherealreasonwasthathedidn’tlikeher。Youknow,don’tyou,thatifyoudon’tlikepeopleyouthinkofallthereasonsfornothelpingthem,andifyoulikethemyouthinkofalltheoppositereasons。
  BRASSBOUND。Buthisdutyasabrother!
  LADYCICELY。Areyougoingtodoyourdutyasanephew?
  BRASSBOUND。Don’tquibblewithme。Iamgoingtodomydutyasason;andyouknowit。
  LADYCICELY。ButIshouldhavethoughtthatthetimeforthatwasinyourmother’slifetime,whenyoucouldhavebeenkindandforbearingwithher。Hurtingyourunclewon’tdoheranygood,youknow。
  BRASSBOUND。Itwillteachotherscoundrelstorespectwidowsandorphans。Doyouforgetthatthereissuchathingasjustice?
  LADYCICELY(gailyshakingoutthefinishedcoat)。Oh,ifyouaregoingtodressyourselfinermineandcallyourselfJustice,I
  giveyouup。Youarejustyouruncleoveragain;onlyhegets?,000ayearforit,andyoudoitfornothing。
  (Sheholdsthecoatuptoseewhetheranyfurtherrepairsareneeded。)
  BRASSBOUND(sulkily)。Youtwistmywordsverycleverly。Butnomanorwomanhaseverchangedme。
  LADYCICELY。Dearme!Thatmustbeveryniceforthepeopleyoudealwith,becausetheycanalwaysdependonyou;butisn’titratherinconvenientforyourselfwhenyouchangeyourmind?
  BRASSBOUND。Ineverchangemymind。
  LADYCICELY(risingwiththecoatinherhands)。Oh!Oh!!Nothingwilleverpersuademethatyouareaspigheadedasthat。
  BRASSBOUND(offended)。Pigheaded!
  LADYCICELY(withquick,caressingapology)。No,no,no。Ididn’tmeanthat。Firm!Unalterable!Resolute!Ironwilled!StonewallJackson!That’stheidea,isn’tit?
  BRASSBOUND(hopelessly)。Youarelaughingatme。
  LADYCICELY。No:trembling,Iassureyou。Nowwillyoutrythisonforme:I’mSOafraidIhavemadeittootightunderthearm。(Sheholdsitbehindhim。)
  BRASSBOUND(obeyingmechanically)。YoutakemeforafoolIthink。
  (Hemissesthesleeve。)
  LADYCICELY。No:allmenlookfoolishwhentheyarefeelingfortheirsleeves。
  BRASSBOUND。Agh!(Heturnsandsnatchesthecoatfromher;thenputsitonhimselfandbuttonsthelowestbutton。)
  LADYCICELY(horrified)。Stop。No。YoumustNEVERpullacoatattheskirts,CaptainBrassbound:itspoilsthesitofit。Allowme。
  (Shepullsthelappelsofhiscoatvigorouslyforward)Putbackyourshoulders。(Hefrowns,butobeys。)That’sbetter。(Shebuttonsthetopbutton。)Nowbuttontherestfromthetopdown。
  DOESitcatchyouatallunderthearm?
  BRASSBOUND(miserably——allresistancebeatenoutofhim)。No。
  LADYCICELY。That’sright。NowbeforeIgobacktopoorMarzo,saythankyoutomeformendingyourjacket,likeanicepolitesailor。
  BRASSBOUND(sittingdownatthetableingreatagitation)。Damnyou!youhavebelittledmywholelifetome。(Hebowshisheadonhishands,convulsed。)
  LADYCICELY(quiteunderstanding,andputtingherhandkindlyonhisshoulder)。Ohno。Iamsureyouhavedonelotsofkindthingsandbravethings,ifyoucouldonlyrecollectthem。WithGordonforinstance?Nobodycanbelittlethat。
  Helooksupatherforamoment;thenkissesherhand。ShepresseshisandturnsawaywithhereyessowetthatsheseesDrinkwater,cominginthroughthearchjustthen,withaprismatichaloroundhim。Evenwhensheseeshimclearly,shehardlyrecognizeshim;
  forheisludicrouslycleanandsmoothlybrushed;andhishair,formerlymudcolor,isnowalivelyred。
  DRINKWATER。Lookeah,kepn。(Brassboundspringsupandrecovershimselfquickly。)EahsthebloominShikejestappeahdontheorawznwivabahtfiftymen。Thy’llbeeahinsawdotenminnits,theywill。
  LADYCICELY。TheSheikh!
  BRASSBOUND。SidielAssifandfiftymen!(ToLadyCicely)Youweretoolate:Igaveyouupmyvengeancewhenitwasnolongerinmyhand。(ToDrinkwater)Callallhandstostandbyandshutthegates。Thenallheretomefororders;andbringtheprisoner。
  DRINKWATER。Rawt,kepn。(Herunsout。)
  LADYCICELY。IstherereallyanydangerforHoward?
  BRASSBOUND。Yes。DangerforallofusunlessIkeeptomybargainwiththisfanatic。
  LADYCICELY。Whatbargain?
  BRASSBOUND。IpayhimsomuchaheadforeverypartyIescortthroughtotheinterior。Inreturnheprotectsmeandletsmycaravansalone。ButIhaveswornanoathtohimtotakeonlyJewsandtruebelievers——noChristians,youunderstand。
  LADYCICELY。Thenwhydidyoutakeus?
  BRASSBOUND。Itookmyuncleonpurpose——andsentwordtoSidithathewashere。
  LADYCICELY。Well,that’saprettykettleoffish,isn’tit?
  BRASSBOUND。IwilldowhatIcantosavehim——andyou。ButIfearmyrepentancehascometoolate,asrepentanceusuallydoes。
  LADYCICELY(cheerfully)。Well,ImustgoandlookafterMarzo,atallevents。(Shegoesoutthroughthelittledoor。Johnson,Redbrookandtherestcomeinthroughthearch,withSirHoward,stillverycrustyanddetermined。HekeepsclosetoJohnson,whocomestoBrassbound’sright,Redbrooktakingtheotherside。)
  BRASSBOUND。Where’sDrinkwater?
  JOHNSON。Onthelookout。Lookhere,Capn:wedon’thalflikethisjob。Thegentlemanhasbeentalkingtousabit;andwethinkthatheISagentleman,andtalksstraightsense。
  REDBROOK。Righto,BrotherJohnson。(ToBrassbound)Won’tdo,governor。Notgoodenough。
  BRASSBOUND(fiercely)。Mutiny,eh?
  REDBROOK。Notatall,governor。Don’ttalkTommyrotwithBrotherSidionlyfiveminutesgallopoff。Can’thandoveranEnglishmantoaniggertohavehisthroatcutBRASSBOUND(unexpectedlyacquiescing)。Verygood。Youknow,I
  suppose,thatifyoubreakmybargainwithSidi,you’llhavetodefendthisplaceandfightforyourlivesinfiveminutes。Thatcan’tbedonewithoutdiscipline:youknowthattoo。I’lltakemypartwiththerestunderwhateverleaderyouarewillingtoobey。
  Sochooseyourcaptainandlooksharpaboutit。(Murmursofsurpriseanddiscontent。)
  VOICES。No,no。Brassboundmustcommand。
  BRASSBOUND。You’rewastingyourfiveminutes。TryJohnson。
  JOHNSON。No。Ihaven’ttheheadforit。
  BRASSBOUND。Well,Redbrook。
  REDBROOK。NotthisJohnny,thankyou。Haven’tcharacterenough。
  BRASSBOUND。Well,there’sSirHowardHallamforYou!HEhascharacterenough。
  AVOICE。He’stooold。
  ALL。No,no。Brassbound,Brassbound。
  JOHNSON。There’snobodybutyou,Captain。
  REDRROOK。Themutiny’sover,governor。Youwin,handsdown。
  BRASSBOUND(turningonthem)。Nowlisten,you,allofyou。IfIamtocommandhere,IamgoingtodowhatIlike,notwhatyoulike。
  I’llgivethisgentlemanheretoSidiortothedevilifIchoose。
  I’llnotbeintimidatedortalkedbackto。Isthatunderstood?
  REDBROOK(diplomatically)。He’sofferedapresentoffivehundredquidifhegetssafebacktoMogador,governor。Excusemymentioningit。
  SIRHOWARD。MyselfANDLadyCicely。
  BRASSBOUND。What!Ajudgecompoundafelony!Yougreenhorns,heismorelikelytosendyoualltopenalservitudeifyouarefoolsenoughtogivehimthechance。
  VOICES。Sohewould。Whew!(Murmursofconviction。)
  REDBROOK。Righto,governor。That’stheaceoftrumps。
  BRASSBOUND(toSirHoward)。Now,haveyouanyothercardtoplay?
  Anyotherbribe?Anyotherthreat?Quick。Timepresses。
  SIRHOWARD。MylifeisinthehandsofProvidence。Doyourworst。
  BRASSBOUND。Ormybest。Istillhavethatchoice。
  DRINKWATER(runningin)。Lookeah,kepn。Eah’sanatherlotcamminfromthesahthheast。Hunnerdsofem,thistawm。TheowldezzitislawkabloominAwdPawkdemonstrition。Awblieveit’stheKidyfromKintorfy。(Generalalarm。AlllooktoBrassbound。)
  BRASSBOUND(eagerly)。TheCadi!Howfaroff?
  DRINKWATER。Matterotwomawl。
  BRASSBOUND。We’resaved。OpenthegatestotheSheikh。
  DRINKWATER(appalled,almostintears)。Naow,naow。Lissn,kepn(PointingtoSirHoward):e’llgivehuzfawvunnerdreduns。(Totheothers)Yntyerspowktoim,MisteJornsn——MisteRedbrook——
  BRASSBOUND(cuttinghimshort)。Nowthen,doyouunderstandplainEnglish?JohnsonandRedbrook:takewhatmenyouwantandopenthegatestotheSheikh。Lethimcomestraighttome。Lookalive,willyou。
  JOHNSON。Ayay,sir。
  REDBROOK。Righto,governor。
  Theyhurryout,withafewothers。Drinkwaterstaresafterthem,dumbfoundedbytheirobedience。
  BRASSBOUND(takingoutapistol)。Youwantedtosellmetomyprisoner,didyou,youdog。
  DRINKWATER(fallingonhiskneeswithayell)。Naow!(Brassboundturnsonhimasiftokickhim。HescramblesawayandtakesrefugebehindSirHoward。)
  BRASSBOUND。SirHowardHallam:youhaveonechanceleft。TheCadiofKintafistandssuperiortotheSheikhastheresponsiblegovernorofthewholeprovince。ItistheCadiwhowillbesacrificedbytheSultanifEnglanddemandssatisfactionforanyinjurytoyou。IfwecanholdtheSheikhinparleyuntiltheCadiarrives,youmayfrightentheCadiintoforcingtheSheikhtoreleaseyou。TheCadi’scomingisaluckychanceforYOU。
  SIRHOWARD。Ifitwerearealchance,youwouldnottellmeofit。
  Don’ttrytoplaycatandmousewithme,man。
  DRINKWATER(asidetoSirHoward,asBrassboundturnscontemptuouslyawaytotheothersideoftheroom)。Ityntmachofachawnst,SrAhrd。ButiftherewasaganbowtinMogadorAwbr,awdputabitonit,awwould。
  Johnson,Redbrook,andtheothersreturn,rathermistrustfullyusheringinSidielAssif,attendedbyOsmanandatroopofArabs。
  Brassbound’smenkeeptogetheronthearchwayside,backingtheircaptain。Sidi’sfollowerscrosstheroombehindthetableandassemblenearSirHoward,whostandshisground。DrinkwaterrunsacrosstoBrassboundandstandsathiselbowasheturnstofaceSidi。
  SidielAasif,cladinspotlesswhite,isanoblyhandsomeArab,hardlythirty,withfineeyes,bronzedcomplexion,andinstinctivelydignifiedcarriage。Heplaceshimselfbetweenthetwogroups,withOsmaninattendanceathisrighthand。
  OSMAN(pointingoutSirHoward)。ThisistheinfidelCadi。(SirHowardbowstoSidi,but,beinganinfidel,receivesonlythehaughtieststareinacknowledgement。)This(pointingtoBrassbound)isBrassboundtheFranguestanicaptain,theservantofSidi。
  DRINKWATER(nottobeoutdone,pointsouttheSheikhandOsmantoBrassbound)。ThiseahistheCommawnderoftheFythfulanisVizzeerRosman。
  SIDI。Whereisthewoman?
  OSMAN。Theshamelessoneisnothere。
  BRASSBOUND。SidielAssif,kinsmanoftheProphet:youarewelcome。
  REDBROOK(withmuchaplomb)。ThereisnomajestyandnomightsaveinAllah,theGlorious,theGreat!
  DRINKWATER。Eah,eah!
  OSMAN(toSidi)。Theservantofthecaptainmakeshisprofessionoffaithasatruebeliever。
  SIDI。Itiswell。
  BRASSBOUND(asidetoRedbrook)。Wheredidyoupickthatup?
  REDRROOK(asidetoBrassbound)。CaptainBurton’sArabianNights——
  copyinthelibraryoftheNationalLiberalClub。
  LADYCICELY(callingwithout)。Mr。Drinkwater。ComeandhelpmewithMarzo。(TheSheikhpricksuphisears。Hisnostrilsandeyesexpand。)
  OSMAN。Theshamelessone!
  BRASSBOUND(toDrinkwater,seizinghimbythecollarandslinginghimtowardsthedoor)。Offwithyou。
  Drinkwatergoesoutthroughthelittledoor。
  OSMAN。Shallwehideherfacebeforesheenters?
  SIDI。NO。
  LadyCicely,whohasresumedhertravellingequipment,andhasherhatslungacrossherarm,comesthroughthelittledoorsupportingMarzo,whoisverywhite,butabletogetabout。Drinkwaterhashisotherarm。RedbrookhastenstorelieveLadyCicelyofMarzo,takinghimintothegroupbehindBrassbound。LadyCicelycomesforwardbetweenBrassboundandtheSheikh,towhomsheturnsaffably。
  LADYCICELY(profferingherhand)。SidielAssif,isn’tit?Howdyedo?(Herecoils,blushingsomewhat。)
  OSMAN(scandalized)。Woman;touchnotthekinsmanoftheProphet。
  LADYCICELY。Oh,Isee。I’mbeingpresentedatcourt。Verygood。
  (Shemakesapresentationcurtsey。)
  REDBROOK。SidielAssif:thisisoneofthemightywomenSheikhsofFranguestan。ShegoesunveiledamongKings;andonlyprincesmaytouchherhand。
  LADYCICELY。Allahuponthee,SidielAssif!BeagoodlittleSheikh,andshakehands。
  SIDI(timidlytouchingherhand)。Nowthisisawonderfulthing,andworthytobechronicledwiththestoryofSolomonandtheQueenofSheba。Isitnotso,OsmanAli?
  OSMAN。Allahuponthee,master!itisso。
  SIDI。BrassboundAli:theoathofajustmanfulfilsitselfwithoutmanywords。TheinfidelCadi,thycaptive,fallstomyshare。
  BRASSBOUND(firmly)。Itcannotbe,SidielAssif。(Sidi’sbrowscontractgravely。)ThepriceofhisbloodwillberequiredofourlordtheSultan。IwilltakehimtoMoroccoanddeliverhimupthere。
  SIDI(impressively)。Brassbound:Iaminmineownhouseandamidmineownpeople。IamtheSultanhere。Considerwhatyousay;forwhenmywordgoesforthforlifeordeath,itmaynotberecalled。
  BRASSBOUND。SidielAssif:Iwillbuythemanfromyouatwhatpriceyouchoosetoname;andifIdonotpayfaithfully,youshalltakemyheadforhis。
  SIDI。Itiswell。Youshallkeeptheman,andgivemethewomaninpayment。
  SIRHOWARDANDBRASSBOUND(withthesameimpulse)。No,no。
  LADYCICELY(eagerly)。Yes,yes。Certainly,Mr。Sidi。Certainly。
  Sidismilesgravely。
  SIRHOWARD。Impossible。
  BRASSBOUND。Youdon’tknowwhatyou’redoing。
  LADYCICELY。Oh,don’tI?I’venotcrossedAfricaandstayedwithsixcannibalchiefsfornothing。(TotheSheikh)It’sallright,Mr。Sidi:Ishallbedelighted。
  SIRHOWARD。Youaremad。DoyousupposethismanwilltreatyouasaEuropeangentlemanwould?
  LADYCICELY。No:he’lltreatmelikeoneofNature’sgentlemen:
  lookathisperfectlysplendidface!(AddressingOsmanasifhewereheroldestandmostattachedretainer。)Osman:besureyouchoosemeagoodhorse;andgetanicestrongcamelformyluggage。
  Osman,afteramomentofstupefaction,hurriesout。LadyCicelyputsonherhatandpinsittoherhair,theSheikhgazingatherduringtheprocesswithtimidadmiration。
  DRINKWATER(chuckling)。She’llmawchemalltochurchnextSunderlawkabloominloto’cherritykids:youseeifshedoesn’t。
  LADYCICELY(busily)。Goodbye,Howard:don’tbeanxiousaboutme;
  andaboveall,don’tbringaparcelofmenwithgunstorescueme。
  IshallbeallrightnowthatIamgettingawayfromtheescort。
  CaptainBrassbound:IrelyonyoutoseethatSirHowardgetssafetoMogador。(Whispering)Takeyourhandoffthatpistol。(Hetakeshishandoutofhispocket,reluctantly。)Goodbye。
  Atumultwithout。Theyallturnapprehensivelytothearch。Osmanrushesin。
  OSMAN。TheCadi,theCadi。Heisinanger。Hismenareuponus。
  Defend——
  TheCadi,avigorous,fatfeatured,choleric,whitehairedandbeardedelder,rushesin,cudgelinhand,withanoverwhelmingretinue,andsilencesOsmanwithasoundingthwack。Inamomentthebackoftheroomiscrowdedwithhisfollowers。TheSheikhretreatsalittletowardshismen;andtheCadicomesimpetuouslyforwardbetweenhimandLadyCicely。
  THECADI。Nowwoeuponthee,SidielAssif,thouchildofmischief!
  SIDI(sternly)。AmIadog,MuleyOthman,thatthouspeakestthustome?
  THECADI。Wiltthoudestroythycountry,andgiveusallintothehandsofthemthatsettheseaonfirebutyesterdaywiththeirshipsofwar?WherearetheFranguestanicaptives?
  LADYCICELY。Hereweare,Cadi。Howdyedo?
  THECADI。Allahuponthee,thoumoonatthefull!Whereisthykinsman,theCadiofFranguestan?Iamhisfriend,hisservant。I
  comeonbehalfofmymastertheSultantodohimhonor,andtocastdownhisenemies。
  SIRHOWARD。Youareverygood,Iamsure。
  SIDI(graverthanever)。MuleyOthman——
  TAECADI(fumblinginhisbreast)。Peace,peace,thouinconsiderateone。(Hetakesoutaletter。)
  BRASSBOUND。Cadi——
  THECADI。Ohthoudog,thou,thouaccursedBrassbound,sonofawanton:itisthouhastledSidielAssifintothiswrongdoing。
  Readthiswritingthatthouhastbroughtuponmefromthecommanderofthewarship。
  BRASSBOUND。Warship!(Hetakestheletterandopensit,hismenwhisperingtooneanotherverylow—spiritedlymeanwhile。)
  REDBROOK。Warship!Whew!
  JOHNSON。Gunboat,praps。
  DRINKWATER。LawkbloominWorterleoobuses,theyare,onthiscowst。
  Brassboundfoldsuptheletter,lookingglum。
  SIRHOWARD(sharply)。Well,sir,arewenottohavethebenefitofthatletter?Yourmenarewaitingtohearit,Ithink。
  BRASSBOUND。ItisnotaBritishship。(SirHoward’sfacefalls。)
  LADYCICELY。Whatisit,then?
  RASSBOUND。AnAmericancruiser。TheSantiago。
  THECADI(tearinghisbeard)。Woe!alas!itiswheretheysettheseaonfire。
  SIDI。Peace,MuleyOthman:Allahisstillaboveus。
  JOHNSON。Wouldyoumindreadinittous,capn?
  BRASSBOUND(grimly)。Oh,I’llreadittoyou。"MogadorHarbor。26
  Sept。1899。CaptainHamlinKearney,ofthecruiserSantiago,presentsthecomplimentsoftheUnitedStatestotheCadiMuleyOthmanelKintafi,andannouncesthatheiscomingtolookforthetwoBritishtravellersSirHowardHallamandLadyCicelyWaynflete,intheCadi’sjurisdiction。Asthesearchwillbeconductedwithmachineguns,thepromptreturnofthetravellerstoMogadorHarborwillsavemuchtroubletoallparties。"
  THECADI。AsIlive,OCadi,andthou,moonofloveliness,yeshallbeledbacktoMogadorwithhonor。Andthou,accursedBrassbound,shallgothitheraprisonerinchains,thouandthypeople。(Brassboundandhismenmakeamovementtodefendthemselves。)Seizethem。
  LADYCICELY。Oh,pleasedon’tfight。(Brassbound,seeingthathismenarehopelesslyoutnumbered,makesnoresistance。TheyaremadeprisonersbytheCadi’sfollowers。)
  SIDI(attemptingtodrawhisscimitar)。Thewomanismine:Iwillnotforegoher。(HeisseizedandoverpoweredafteraHomericstruggle。)
  SIRHOWARD(drily)。Itoldyouyouwerenotinastrongposition,CaptainBrassbound。(Lookingimplacablyathim。)Youarelaidbytheheels,myfriend,asIsaidyouwouldbe。
  LADYCICELY。ButIassureyou——
  BRASSBOUND(interruptingher)。Whathaveyoutoassurehimof?Youpersuadedmetosparehim。Lookathisface。Willyoubeabletopersuadehimtospareme?
  ACTIII
  TorridforenoonfilteredthroughsmallMoorishwindowshighupintheadobewallsofthelargestroominLeslieRankin’shouse。A
  cleancoolroom,withthetable(aChristianarticle)setinthemiddle,apresidentiallyelbowedchairbehindit,andaninkstandandpaperreadyforthesitter。AcoupleofcheapAmericanchairsrightandleftofthetable,facingthesamewayasthepresidentialchair,giveajudicialaspecttothearrangement。
  RankinisplacingalittletraywithajugandsomeglassesneartheinkstandwhenLadyCicely’svoiceisheardatthedoor,whichisbehindhiminthecornertohisright。
  LADECICELY。Goodmorning。MayIcomein?
  RANKIN。Certainly。(Shecomesin,tothenearestendofthetable。
  Shehasdiscardedalltravellingequipment,andisdressedexactlyasshemightbeinSurreyonaveryhotday。)Sityedoon,LeddyCeecily。
  LADYCICELY(sittingdown)。Howniceyou’vemadetheroomfortheinquiry!
  RANKIN(doubtfully)。Icouldwishthereweremorechairs。YonAmericancaptainwillpresideinthis;andthatleavesbutoneforSirHowrrdandoneforyourleddyship。Icouldalmostbetemptedtocallitamaircythatyourfriendthatownstheyachthassprainedhisankleandcannotcome。ImisdoubtmeitwillnotlookjudeecialtohaveCaptainKearney’sofficerssquattingonthefloor。
  LADYCICELY。Oh,theywon’tmind。Whatabouttheprisoners?
  RANKIN。Theyaretobebroatherefromthetowngaolpresently。
  LADYCICELY。AndwhereisthatsillyoldCadi,andmyhandsomeSheikhSidi?Imustseethembeforetheinquiry,orthey’llgiveCaptainKearneyquiteafalseimpressionofwhathappened。
  RANKIN。Butyecannotseethem。Theydecampedlastnight,backtotheircastlesintheAtlas。
  LADYCICELY(delighted)。No!
  RANKIN。Indeedandtheydid。ThepoorCadiissoterrifiedbyallhehashairdofthedestructionoftheSpanishfleet,thathedaren’ttrusthimselfinthecaptain’shands。(Lookingreproachfullyather)Onyourjourneybackhere,yeseemtohavefrightenedthepoormanyourself,LeddyCeecily,bytalkingtohimaboutthefanaticalChreestianityoftheAmericans。Yehavelargelyyourselftothankifhe’sgone。
  LADYCICELY。Allahbepraised!WHATaweightoffourminds,Mr。
  Rankin!
  RANKIN(puzzled)。Andwhy?Doyenotunderstandhownecessarytheirevidenceis?
  LADYCICELY。THEIRevidence!Itwouldspoileverything。TheywouldperjurethemselvesoutofpurespiteagainstpoorCaptainBrassbound。
  RANKIN(amazed)。DoyecallhimPOORCaptainBrassbound!DoesnotyourleddyshipknowthatthisBrasshoundis——Heavenforgivemeforjudginghim!——apreciousscoundrel?DidyenothearwhatSirHowrrdtoldmeontheyachtlastnight?
  LADYCICELY。Allamistake,Mr。Rankin:allamistake,Iassureyou。Yousaidjustnow,Heavenforgiveyouforjudginghim!Well,that’sjustwhatthewholequarrelisabout。CaptainBrassboundisjustlikeyou:hethinkswehavenorighttojudgeoneanother;
  anditsSirHowardgets?,000ayearfordoingnothingelsebutjudgingpeople,hethinkspoorCaptainBrassboundaregularAnarchist。Theyquarreleddreadfullyatthecastle。Youmustn’tmindwhatSirHowardsaysabouthim:youreallymustn’t。
  RANKIN。Buthisconduct——
  LADYCICELY。Perfectlysaintly,Mr。Rankin。Worthyofyourselfinyourbestmoments。HeforgaveSirHoward,anddidallhecouldtosavehim。
  RANKIN。Yeastoanishme,LeddyCeecily。
  LADYCICELY。Andthinkofthetemptationtobehavebadlywhenhehadusalltherehelpless!
  RANKIN。Thetemptation!ay:that’strue。Ye’reowerbonnytobecastawayamongaparcelolone,lawlessmen,myleddy。
  LADYCICELY(naively)。Blessme,that’squitetrue;andIneverthoughtofit!Oh,afterthatyoureallymustdoallyoucantohelpCaptainBrassbound。
  RANKIN(reservedly)。No:Icannotsaythat,LeddyCeecily。Idoubthehasimposedonyourgoodnatureandsweetdisposeetion。IhadacrackwiththeCadiaswellaswithSirHowrrd;andthereislittlequestioninmymindbutthatCaptainBrassboundisnobetterthanabreegand。
  LADYCICELY(apparentlydeeplyimpressed)。Iwonderwhetherhecanbe,Mr。Rankin。Ifyouthinkso,that’sheavilyagainsthiminmyopinion,becauseyouhavemoreknowledgeofmenthananyoneelsehere。PerhapsI’mmistaken。Ionlythoughtyoumightliketohelphimasthesonofyouroldfriend。
  RANKIN(startled)。Thesonofmyoldfriend!Whatd’yemean?
  LADYCICELY。Oh!Didn’tSirHowardtellyouthat?Why,CaptainBrassboundturnsouttobeSirHoward’snephew,thesonofthebrotheryouknew。
  RANKIN(overwhelmed)。Isawthelikenessthenighthecamehere!
  It’strue:it’strue。Uncleandnephew!
  LADYCICELY。Yes:that’swhytheyquarrelledso。
  RANKIN(withamomentarysenseofillusage)。IthinkSirHowrrdmighthavetoldmethat。
  LADYCICELY。OfcourseheOUGHTtohavetoldyou。Youseeheonlytellsonesideofthestory。Thatcomesfromhistrainingasabarrister。Youmustn’tthinkhe’snaturallydeceitful:ifhe’dbeenbroughtupasaclergyman,he’dhavetoldyouthewholetruthasamatterofcourse。
  RANKIN(toomuchperturbedtodwellonhisgrievance)。LeddyCeecily:Imustgototheprisonandseethelad。Hemayhavebeenabitwild;butIcan’tleavepoorMiles’ssonunbefriendedinaforeigngaol。
  LADYCICELY(rising,radiant)。Oh,howgoodofyou!Youhavearealkindheartofgold,Mr。Rankin。Now,beforeyougo,shallwejustputourheadstogether,andconsiderhowtogiveMiles’ssoneverychance——Imeanofcourseeverychancethatheoughttohave。
  RANKIN(ratheraddled)。Iamsoconfusedbythisastoanishingnews——
  LADYCICELY。Yes,yes:ofcourseyouare。Butdon’tyouthinkhewouldmakeabetterimpressionontheAmericancaptainifhewerealittlemorerespectablydressed?
  RANKIN。Mebbe。ButhowcanthatberemediedhereinMogador?
  LADYCICELY。Oh,I’vethoughtofthat。YouknowI’mgoingbacktoEnglandbywayofRome,Mr。Rankin;andI’mbringingaportmanteaufullofclothesformybrotherthere:he’sambassador,youknow,andhastobeVERYparticularastowhathewears。Ihadtheportmanteaubroughtherethismorning。NowWOULDyoumindtakingittotheprison,andsmarteningupCaptainBrassboundalittle。
  Tellhimheoughttodoittoshowhisrespectforme;andhewill。Itwillbequiteeasy:therearetwoKrooboyswaitingtocarrytheportmanteau。Youwill:Iknowyouwill。(Sheedgeshimtothedoor。)Anddoyouthinkthereistimetogethimshaved?
  RANKIN(succumbing,halfbewildered)。I’lldomybest。
  LADYCICELY。Iknowyouwill。(Asheisgoingout)Oh!oneword,Mr。Rankin。(Hecomesback。)TheCadididn’tknowthatCaptainBrassboundwasSirHoward’snephew,didhe?
  RANKIN。No。
  LADYCICELY。Thenhemusthavemisunderstoodeverythingquitedreadfully。I’mafraid,Mr。Rankin——thoughyouknowbest,ofcourse——thatweareboundnottorepeatanythingattheinquirythattheCadisaid。Hedidn’tknow,yousee。
  RANKIN(cannily)。Itakeyourpoint,LeddyCeecily。Italtersthecase。Ishallcertainlymakenoallusiontoit。
  LADYCICELY(magnanimously)。Well,then,Iwon’teither。There!
  Theyshakehandsonit。SirHowardcomesin。
  SIRHOWARD。GoodmorningMr。Rankin。Ihopeyougothomesafelyfromtheyachtlastnight。
  RANKIN。Quitesafe,thankye,SirHowrrd。
  LADYCICELY。Howard,he’sinahurry。Don’tmakehimstoptotalk。
  SIRHOWARD。Verygood,verygood。(HecomestothetableandtakesLadyCicely’schair。)
  RANKIN。Oorevoir,LeddyCeecily。
  LADYCICELY。Blessyou,Mr。Rankin。(Rankingoesout。Shecomestotheotherendofthetable,lookingatSirHowardwithatroubled,sorrowfullysympatheticair,butunconsciouslymakingherrighthandstalkaboutthetableonthetipsofitsfingersinatentativestealthywaywhichwouldputSirHowardonhisguardifhewereinasuspiciousframeofmind,which,asithappens,heisnot。)I’msosorryforyou,Howard,aboutthisunfortunateinquiry。
  SIRHOWARD(swingingroundonhischair,astonished)。SorryforME!Why?
  LADYCICELY。Itwilllooksodreadful。Yourownnephew,youknow。
  SIRHOWARD。Cicely:anEnglishjudgehasnonephews,nosonseven,whenhehastocarryoutthelaw。
  LADYCICELY。Butthenheoughtn’ttohaveanypropertyeither。
  PeoplewillneverunderstandabouttheWestIndianEstate。They’llthinkyou’rethewickeduncleoutoftheBabesintheWood。(Withafreshgushofcompassion)I’msoSOsorryforyou。
  SIRHOWARD(ratherstiffly)。IreallydonotseehowIneedyourcommiseration,Cicely。Thewomanwasanimpossibleperson,halfmad,halfdrunk。Doyouunderstandwhatsuchacreatureiswhenshehasagrievance,andimaginessomeinnocentpersontobetheauthorofit?
  LADYCICELY(withatouchofimpatience)。Oh,quite。THAT’llbemadeclearenough。Icanseeitallinthepapersalready:ourhalfmad,halfdrunksister—in—law,makingsceneswithyouinthestreet,withthepolicecalledin,andprisonandalltherestofit。Thefamilywillbefurious。(SirHowardquails。Sheinstantlyfollowsupheradvantagewith)Thinkofpapa!
  SIRHOWARD。IshallexpectLordWaynfletetolookatthematterasareasonableman。
  LADYCICELY。Doyouthinkhe’ssogreatlychangedasthat,Howard?
  SIRHOWARD(fallingbackonthefatalismofthedepersonalizedpublicman)。MydearCicely:thereisnousediscussingthematter。Itcannotbehelped,howeverdisagreeableitmaybe。
  LADYCICELY。Ofcoursenot。That’swhat’ssodreadful。Doyouthinkpeoplewillunderstand?
  SIRHOWARD。Ireallycannotsay。Whethertheydoornot,Icannothelpit。
  LADYCICELY。Ifyouwereanybodybutajudge,itwouldn’tmattersomuch。Butajudgemustn’tevenbemisunderstood。(Despairingly)
  Oh,it’sdreadful,Howard:it’sterrible!WhatwouldpoorMarysayifshewerealivenow?
  SIRHOWARD(withemotion)。Idon’tthink,Cicely,thatmydearwifewouldmisunderstandme。