"He’ssuchfun,"saidDolly,withasuddensmile。"HetoldArchiethatIwasthemostcharmingwomaninLondon!You’veneverdonethat!"
"Hesaidthesameaboutthepudding—facedgirl,"Iobserved。
Therewasapause。ThenDollyasked:
"Howisyournose?"
"Thecarriageexerciseisdoingitgood,"saidI。
"If,"observedDolly,"heissosilly,now,whatwillhebeatyourage?"
"Awiseman,"saidI。
"HesuggestedthatImightwritetohim,"bubbledDolly。
NowwhenDollybubbles——anoperationwhichincludesasuddenturntowardsme,adancingofeyes,adartofasmallhand,ahurriedrushofwords,checkedandconfusedbyaspeediergustofgurglingsound——Iaminthehabitofceasingtoarguethequestion。Bubblingisnottobemetbyarguing。Icouldonlysay:
"He’llhaveforgottenbytheendoftheterm。"
"He’llremembertwodayslater,"retortedDolly。
"Stopthecarriage,"saidI。"IshalltellMrs。Hilaryallaboutit。"
"Iwon’tstopthecarriage,"saidDolly。"I’mgoingtotakeyouhomewithme。"
"Iamatapremiumtoday,"Isaidsardonically。
"Onemusthavesomething,"saidDolly。"Howisyournosenow,Mr。Carter?"
IlookedatDolly。Ihadbetternothavedonethat。
"Wouldafternoonteahurtit?"sheinquiredanxiously。
"Itwoulddoitgood,"saidIdecisively。
Andthatisabsolutelythewholestory。AndwhatintheworldMrs。HilaryfoundtodisapproveofIdon’tknow——especiallyasI
didn’ttellherhalfofit!Butshediddisapprove。However,shelooksverywellwhenshedisapproves。
THEHOUSEOPPOSITE
WeweretalkingoverthesadcaseofyoungAlgyGroom;IwasexplainingtoMrs。Hilaryexactlywhathadhappened。
"Hisfathergavehim,saidI"ahundredpounds,tokeephimforthreemonthsinPariswhilehelearntFrench。"
"Andveryliberaltoo,"saidMrs。Hilary。
"Itdependswhereyoudine,"saidI。"However,thatquestiondidnotarise,forAlgywenttotheGrandPrixthedayafterhearrived——"
"Ahorserace?"askedMrs。Hilarywithgreatcontempt。
"Certainlythecompetitorsarehorses,"Irejoined。"Andtherehe,mostunfortunately,lostthewholesum,withoutlearninganyFrenchtospeakof。"
"Howdisgusting!"exclaimedMrs。Hilary,andlittleMissPhyllisgaspedinhorror。
"Oh,well,"saidHilary,withmuchbravery(asitstruckme),"hisfather’sverywelloff。"
"Thatdoesn’tmakeitabitbetter,declaredhiswife。
"There’snomortalsininalittlebetting,mydear。Boyswillbeboys——"
"Andeventhat,"Iinterposed,"wouldn’tmatterifwecouldonlypreventgirlsfrombeinggirls。"
Mrs。Hilary,takingnonoticewhateverofme,pronouncedsentence。"Hegrosslydeceivedhisfather,"shesaid,andtookupherembroidery。
"Mostofushavegrosslydeceivedourparentsbeforenow,"saidI。"Weshouldallhavetoconfesstosomethingofthesort。"
"Ihopeyou’respeakingforyourownsex,"observedMrs。Hilary。
"Notmorethanyours,"saidI。"YouusedtomeetHilaryonthepierwhenyourfatherwasn’tthere——youtoldmeso。"
"FatherhadauthorizedmyacquaintancewithHilary。"
"Ihatequibbles,"saidI。
Therewasapause。Mrs。Hilarystitched;Hilaryobservedthatthedaywasfine。
"Now,"Ipursuedcarelessly,"evenMissPhyllisherehasbeenknowntodeceiveherparents。"
"Oh,letthepoorchildalone,anyhow,"saidMrs。Hilary。
"Haven’tyou?"saidItoMissPhyllis。
Iexpectedanindignantdenial。SodidMrs。Hilary,forsheremarkedwithasympatheticair:
"Nevermindhisfolly,Phyllisdear。"
"Haven’tyou,MissPhyllis?"saidI。
MissPhyllisgrewveryred。FearingthatIwascausingherpain,IwasabouttoobserveontheprospectsofaDissolutionwhenashysmilespreadoverMissPhyllis’sface。
"Yes,once,"saidshewithatimidglanceatMrs。Hilary,whoimmediatelylaiddownherembroidery。
"Outwithit,"Icried,triumphantly。"Comealong,MissPhyllis。
Wewon’ttell,honorbright!"
MissPhyllislookedagainatMrs。Hilary。Mrs。Hilaryishuman:
"Well,Phyllis,dear,saidshe,"afterallthistimeIshouldn’tthinkitmyduty——"
"Itonlyhappenedlastsummer,"saidMissPhyllis。
Mrs。Hilarylookedratherputout。
"Still,"shebegan。
"Wemusthavethestory,"saidI。
LittleMissPhyllisputdownthesockshehadbeenknitting。
"Iwasverynaughty,"sheremarked。"Itwasmylasttermatschool。"
"Iknowthatage,"saidItoHilary。
"Mywindowlookedouttowardsthestreet。You’resureyouwon’ttell?Well,therewasahouseopposite——"
"Andayoungmaninit,"saidI。
"Howdidyouknowthat?"askedMissPhyllis,blushingimmensely。
"Nogirls’schoolcankeepupitsnumberswithoutone,"I
explained。
"Well,therewas,anyhow,"saidMissPhyllis。"AndIandtwoothergirlswenttoacourseoflecturesattheTownHallonliteratureorsomethingofthatkind。Weusedtohaveashillinggivenusforourtickets。"
"Precisely,"saidI。"Ahundredpounds!"
"No,ashilling,"correctedMissPhyllis。"Ahundredpounds!
Howabsurd,Mr。Carter!Well,onedayI——I——"
"You’resureyouwishtogoon,Phyllis?"askedMrs。Hilary。
"You’reafraid,Mrs。Hilary,"saidIseverely。
"Nonsense,Mr。Carter。IthoughtPhyllismight——"
"Idon’tmindgoingon,"saidMissPhyllis,smiling。"OnedayI——Ilosttheothergirls。"
"Theothergirlsarealwayseasytolose,"Iobserved。
"Andonthewaythere——oh,youknow,hewenttothelectures。"
"Theyoungdog,"saidI,nudgingHilary。"Ishouldthinkhedid!"
"Onthewaythereitbecamerather——ratherfoggy。"
"Blessingsonit!"Icried;forlittleMissPhyllis’sdemurebutroguishexpressiondelightedme。
"Andhe——hefoundmeinthefog。"
"Whatareyoudoing,Mr。Carter?"criedMrs。Hilaryangrily。
"Nothing,nothing,"saidI。IbelieveIhadwinkedatHilary。
"And——wecouldn’tfindtheTownHall。"
"Oh,Phyllis!"groanedMrs。Hilary。
LittleMissPhyllislookedalarmedforamoment。Thenshesmiled。
"Butwefoundtheconfectioner’s,"saidshe。
"TheGrandPrix,"saidI,pointingmyforefingeratHilary。
"Hehadnomoneyatall,"saidMissPhyllis。
"It’sideal!"saidI。
"And——andwehadteaon——on——"
"Theshilling?"Icriedinrapture。
"Yes,"saidlittleMissPhyllis,"ontheshilling。Andhesawmehome。"
"Details,please,"saidI。
LittleMissPhyllisshookherhead。
"Andleftmeatthedoor。"
"Wasitstillfoggy?"Iasked。
"Yes。Orhewouldn’thave——"
"Nowwhatdidhe——?"
"Cometothedoor,Mr。Carter,"saidMissPhyllis,withobviouswariness。"Oh,anditwassuchfun!"
"I’msureitwas。"
"No,Imeanwhenwewereexaminedinthelectures。Iboughtthelocalpaper,youknow,andreaditup,andIgottopmarkseasily,andMissGreenwrotetomothertosayhowwellIhaddone。"
"Itallendsmostsatisfactorily,"Iobserved。
"Yes,didn’tit?"saidlittleMissPhyllis。
Mrs。Hilarywasgraveagain。
"Andyounevertoldyourmother,Phyllis?"sheasked。
"N—no,CousinMary,"saidMissPhyllis。
Iroseandstoodwithmybacktothefire。LittleMissPhyllistookuphersockagain,butasmilestillplayedaboutthecornersofhermouth。
"Iwonder,"saidI,lookingupattheceiling,"whathappenedatthedoor。"Then,asnoonespoke,Iadded:
"Pooh!Iknowwhathappenedatthedoor。"
"I’mnotgoingtotellyouanythingmore,"saidMissPhyllis。
"ButIshouldliketohearitinyourown——"
MissPhylliswasgone!Shehadsuddenlyrisenandrunfromtheroom!
"Itdidhappenatthedoor,"saidI。
"FancyPhyllis!"musedMrs。Hilary。
"Ihope,"saidI,"thatitwillbealessontoyou。"
"Ishallhavetokeepmyeyeonher,"saidMrs。Hilary。
"Youcan’tdoit,"saidIineasyconfidence。IhadnofearoflittleMissPhyllisbeingdoneoutofherrecreations。
"Meanwhile,"Ipursued,"theimportantthingisthis:myparallelisobviousandcomplete。"
"There’snottheleastlikeness,"saidMrs。Hilarysharply。
"Asahundredpoundsaretoashilling,soistheGrandPrixtotheyoungmanopposite,"Iobserved,takingmyhat,andholdingoutmyhandtoMrs。Hilary。
"Iamveryangrywithyou,"shesaid。"You’vemadethechildthinktherewasnothingwronginit。"
"Oh!Nonsense,"saidI。"Lookhowsheenjoyedtellingit。"
Then,notheedingMrs。Hilary,Ilaunchedintoanapostrophe。
"O,divineHouseOpposite!"Icried。"CharmingHouseOpposite!"
IfonlyImightdwellforeverintheHouseOpposite!"
"Ihaven’ttheleastnotionofwhatyoumean,"remarkedMrs。
Hilary,stiffly。"Isupposeit’ssomethingsilly——orworse。"
Ilookedatherinsomepuzzle。
"HaveyounolongingfortheHouseOpposite?"Iasked。
Mrs。Hilarylookedatme。Hereyesceasedtobeabsolutelyblank。SheputherarmthroughHilary’sandansweredgently——
"Idon’twanttheHouseOpposite。"
"Ah,"saidI,givingmyhatabrush,"butmaybeyouremembertheHouse——whenitwasOpposite?"
Mrs。Hilary,onearmstillinHilary’s,gavemeherhand。Sheblushedandsmiled。
"Well,"saidshe,"itwasyourfault;soIwon’tscoldPhyllis。"
"No,don’tmydear,"saidHilary,withalaugh。
Asforme,Iwentdownstairs,and,inabsenceofmind,bademycabmandrivetotheHouseOpposite。ButIhavenevergotthere。
AQUICKCHANGE
"WhynotgowithArchie?"Iasked,spreadingoutmyhands。
"Itwillbedullenough,anyhow,"saidDolly,fretfully。
"Besides,it’sawfullybourgeoistogotothetheaterwithone’shusband。"
"Bourgeois,"Iobserved,"isanepithetwhichtheriffraffapplytowhatisrespectable,andthearistocracytowhatisdecent。"
"Butit’snotanicethingtobe,allthesame,"saidDolly,whoisimpervioustothemostpenetratingremark。
"You’reinnodangerofit,"Ihastenedtoassureher。
"Howshouldyoudescribeme,then?"sheasked,leaningforward,withasmile。
"Ishoulddescribeyou,LadyMickleham,"Ireplieddiscreetly,"asbeingalittlelowerthantheangels。"
Dolly’ssmilewasalmostalaughassheasked:
"Howmuchlower,please,Mr。Carter?"
"Justbythedepthofyourdimples,"saidIthoughtlessly。
Dollybecameimmenselygrave。
"Ithought,"saidshe,"thatwenevermentionedthemnow,Mr。
Carter。"
"Didweever?"Iaskedinnocently。
"Iseemedtorememberonce:doyourecollectbeinginverylowspiritsoneeveningatMonte?"
"Irememberbeinginverylowwatermorethanoneeveningthere。"
"Yes;youtoldmeyouwereterriblyhard—up。"
"Therewasanelectioninourdivisionthatyear,"Iremarked,"andIremitted30percentofmyrents。"
"Youdid——toM。Blanc,"saidDolly。"Oh,andyouwereverydreary!Yousaidyou’dwastedyourlifeandyourtimeandyouropportunities。"
"Oh,youmustn’tsupposeIneverhaveanyproperfeelings,"saidIcomplacently。
"Ithinkyouwerehardlyyourself。"
"Dobemorecharitable。"
"Andyousaidthatyouronlychancewasingainingtheaffectionof——"
"Surely,Iwasnotsuchan——sofoolish?"Iimplored。
"Yes,youwere。Youweresittingclosebyme——"
"Oh,then,itdoesn’tcount,"saidI,rallyingalittle。
"Onabench。Yourememberthebench?"
"No,Idon’t,"saidI,withakindbutfirmsmile。
"Notthebench?"
"No。"
Dollylookedatme,thensheaskedinaninsinuatingtone——
"Whendidyouforgetit,Mr。Carter?"
"Thedayyouwereburied,"Irejoined。
"Isee。Well,yousaidthenwhatyoucouldn’tpossiblyhavemeant。"
"Idaresay。Ioftendid。"
"Thattheywere——"
"Thatwhatwere?"
"Why,the——the——whatwe’retalkingabout。"
"Whatwewere——?Oh,tobesure,the——theblemishes?"
"Yes,theblemishes。Yousaidtheywerethemost——"
"Oh,well,itwasafacondeparler。"
"Iwasafraidyouweren’tabitsincere,"saidDollyhumbly。
"Well,judgebyyourself,"saidIwithacandidair。
"ButIsaidnothing!"criedDolly。
"Itwasincomparablythemostartisticthingtodo,"saidI。
"I’msometimesafraidyoudon’tdomejustice,Mr。Carter,"
remarkedDollywithsomepathos。
Ididnotcaretoenteruponthatdiscussion,andapausefollowed。ThenDolly,inatimidmanner,askedme——
"Doyourememberthedreadfulthingthathappenedthesameevening?"
"Thatchancestoremaininmymemory,"Iadmitted。
"I’vealwaysthoughtitkindofyounevertospeakofit,"saidshe。
"Itisbestforgotten,"saidI,smiling。
"Weshouldhavesaidthesameaboutanybody,"protestedDolly。
"Certainly。Wewereonlytryingtobesmart,"saidI。
"Anditwashorriblyunjust。"
"Iquiteagreewithyou,LadyMickleham。"
"Besides,Ididn’tknowanythingabouthimthen。Hehadonlyarrivedthatday,yousee。"
"Reallywewerenottoblame,"Iurged。
"Oh,butdoesn’titseemfunny?"
"Astrangewhirligig,nodoubt,"Imused。
Therewasapause。ThenthefaintestofsmilesappearedonDolly’sface。
"Heshouldn’thavewornsuchclothes,"shesaid,asthoughinselfdefense。"Anybodywouldhavelookedabsurdinthem。"
"Itwasalltheclothes,"Iagreed。"Besides,whenamandoesn’tknowaplace,healwaysmoonsaboutandlooks——"
"Yes。Ratherawkward,doesn’the,Mr。Carter?"
"Andthemerefactofhislookingatyou——"
"Atus,please。"
"Isnothing,althoughwemadeagrievanceofitatthetime。"
"Thatwasveryabsurdofyou,"saidDolly。
"Itwascertainlyunreasonableofus,"saidI。
"Weoughthaveknownhewasagentleman。"
"Butwescoutedtheideaofit,"saidI。
"Itwasamostcuriousmistaketomake,"saidDolly。
"O,well,it’sputrightnow,"saidI。
"Oh,Mr。Carter,doyouremembermamma’sfacewhenwedescribedhim?"
"Thatwasaterriblemoment,"saidI,withashudder。
"Isaidhewas——ugly,"whisperedDolly。
"AndIsaid——somethingworse,"murmuredI。
"Andmammaknewatoncefromourdescriptionthatitwas——"
"Shesawitinaminute,"saidI。
"Andthenyouwentaway。"
"Well,IrathersupposeIdid,"saidI。
"MammaisjustalittleliketheDowagersometimes,"saidDolly。
"Thereisatouchnowandthen,"Iconceded。
"AndwhenIwasintroducedtohimthenextdayIabsolutelyblushed。"
"Idon’taltogetherwonderatthat,"Iobserved。
"Butitwasn’tasifhe’dheardwhatweweresaying。"
"No;buthe’dseenwhatweweredoing。"
"Well,whatwerewedoing?"criedDollydefiantly。
"Conversingconfidentially,"saidI。
"Andaweeklateryouwenthome!"
"Justoneweeklater,"saidI。
Therewasalongpause。
"Well,you’lltakemetothetheater?"askedDolly,withsomethingwhich,ifIweresodisposed,Imightconsiderasigh。
"I’veseenthepiecetwice,"saidI。
"Howtiresomeofyou!You’veseeneverythingtwice。"
"I’veseensomethingsmuchoftener,"Iobserved。
"I’llgetanicegirlforyoutotalkto,andI’llhaveayoungman。"
"Idon’twantmygirltobetoonice,"Iobserved。
"Sheshallbepretty,"saidDollygenerously。
"Idon’tmindifIdocomewithyou,"saidI。"WhatbecomesofArchie?"
"He’sgoingtotakehismotherandhissisterstotheAlbertHall。"
Myfacebrightened。
"Iamunreasonable,"Iadmitted。
"Sometimesyouare,"saidDolly。
"Ihavemuchtobethankfulfor。Haveyoueverobservedasmallboyeatapennyice?"
"OfcourseIhave,"saidDolly。
"Whatdoeshedowhenhe’sfinishedit?"
"Stop,Isuppose。"
"Onthecontrary,"saidI,"helickstheglass。"
"Yes,hedoes,"saidDollymeditatively。
"It’snotsobad——lickingtheglass,"saidI。
Dollystoodoppositeme,smiling。AtthismomentArchieentered。
Hehadbeenworkingathislathe。Heisveryfondofmakingthingswhichhedoesn’twant,andthengivingthemtopeoplewhohavenouseforthem。
"Howareyou,oldchap?"hebegan。"I’vejustfinishedanuncommonpretty——"
Hestopped,paralyzedbyacryfromDolly——
"Archie,whatintheworldareyouwearing?"
IturnedastartledgazeuponArchie。
"It’sjustanoldsuitIroutedout,"saidheapologetically。
IlookedatDolly;hereyeswereclosedshut,andshegasped——
"Mydear,dearboy,goandchangeit!"
"Idon’tseewhyit’snot——"
"Goandchangeit,ifyouloveme,"besoughtDolly。
"Oh,allright。"
"Youlookhideousinit,"shesaid,hereyesstillshut。
Archie,whoisverydocile,withdrew。Aguiltysilencereignedforsomemoments。ThenDollyopenedhereyes。"Itwasthesuit,"shesaid,withashudder。"Oh,howitallcamebacktome!"
"Icouldwish,"Iobserved,takingmyhat,"thatitwouldallcomebacktome。"
"Iwonderifyoumeanthat!"
"AsmuchasIeverdid,"saidIearnestly。
"Andthatis——?
"Quiteenough。"
"Howtiresomeyouare!"shesaid,turningawaywithasmile。
OutsideImetArchieinanothersuit。
"Aquickchange,eh,myboy?"saidhe。
"Ittookjustaweek,"Iremarkedabsently。
Archiestared。
ASLIGHTMISTAKE
"Idon’taskyouformorethanaguinea,"saidMrs。Hilary,withaparadeofforbearance。
"Itwouldbethesame,"Irepliedpolitely,"ifyouaskedmeforathousand;"withwhichIhandedherhalf—a—crown。Shehelditinheropenhand,regardingitscornfully。
"Yes,"Icontinued,takingaseat,"Ifeelthatpecuniarygifts——"
"Half—a—crown!"
"Areyouapoorsubstituteforpersonalservice。MaynotI
accompanyyoutotheceremony?"
"Idaresayyouspentasmuchasthisonwinewithyourlunch!"
"Iwasinamadmoodtoday,"Iansweredapologetically。"Whataretheytaughtattheschool?"
"Aboveall,tobegoodgirls,"saidMrs。Hilaryearnestly。"Whatareyousneeringat,Mr。Carter?"
"Nothing,"saidIhastily,andIaddedwithasigh,"Isupposeit’sallright。"
"Ishouldlike,"saidMrs。Hilarymeditatively,"ifIhadnototherduties,todedicatemylifetotheserviceofgirls。"
"Ishouldthinktwiceaboutthat,ifIwereyou,"saidI,shakingmyhead。
"Bytheway,Mr。Carter,Idon’tknowifI’veeverspokenunkindlyofLadyMickleham。Ihopenot。"
"Hope,"saidI,"isnotyettaxed。"
"IfIhave,I’mverysorry。She’sbeenmostkindinundertakingtogiveawaytheprizestoday。Theremustbesomegoodinher。"
"Oh,don’tbehasty,"Iimplored。
"Ialwayswantedtothinkwellofher。"
"Ah!NowIneverdid。"
"AndLordMicklehamiscoming,too。He’llbemostuseful。"
"Thatsettlesit,"Iexclaimed。"Imaynotbeanearl,butI
haveaperfectrighttobeuseful。I’llgotoo。"
"Iwonderifyou’llbehaveproperly,"saidMrs。Hilarydoubtfully。
Iheldoutahalf—sovereign,threehalf—crowns,andashilling。
"Oh,well,youmaycome,sinceHilarycan’t,"saidMrs。Hilary。
"Youmeanhewon’t,"Iobserved。
"Hehasalwaysbeenpreventedhitherto,"saidshe,withdignity。
SoIwent,anditprovedamostagreeableexpedition。Therewere200girlsinbluefrocksandwhiteaprons(thegirlthreefromtheendofthefifthrowwasdecidedlypretty)——anicelotofprizebooks——theMicklehams(Dollyindemureblack),ourselves,andthematron。Allwentwell。Dollygaveawaytheprizes;Mrs。
HilaryandArchiemadelittlespeeches。Thenthematroncametome。Iwassittingmodestlyatthebackoftheplatform,alittledistancebehindtheothers。
"Mr。Musgrave,"saidthematrontome,"we’resogladtoseeyouhereatlast。Won’tyousayafewwords?"
"Itwouldbeaprivilege,"Irespondedcordially,"butunhappilyIhaveasorethroat。"
Thematron(whowasamostrespectablewoman)said,"Dear,dear!"
butdidnotpressthepoint。Evidently,however,shelikedme,forwhenwewenttohaveacupoftea,shegotmeinacornerandbegantotellmeallaboutthework。Itwasextremelyinteresting。Thenthematronobserved:
"AndwhatanangelMrs。Musgraveis!"
"Well,Ishouldhardlycallherthat,"saidI,withasmile。
"Oh,youmustn’tdepreciateher——you,ofallmen!"criedthematron,withasomewhatponderousarchness。"ReallyIenvyyouherconstantsociety。"
"Iassureyou,"saidI,"Iseeverylittleofher。"
"Ibegyourpardon?"
"Ionlygotothehouseaboutonceafortnight——Oh,it’snotmyfault。Shewon’thavemethereoftener。"
"Whatdoyoumean?Ibegyourpardon。PerhapsI’vetouchedonapainful——?"
"Notatall,notatall,"saidIsuavely。"Itisverynatural。
Iamneitheryoungnorhandsome,Mrs。Wiggins。Iamnotcomplaining。"
Thematrongazedatme。
"Onlyseeingherhere,"Ipursued,"youhavenoideaofwhatsheisathome。Shehaschosentoforbidmetocometoherhouse——"
"Herhouse?"
"Ithappenstobemorehersthanmine,"Iexplained。"Toforbidme,Isay,morethanoncetocometoherhouse。Nodoubtshehadherreasons。"
"Nothingcouldjustifyit,"saidthematron,directingawonderingglanceatMrs。Hilary。
"Donotletusblameher,"saidI。"Itisjustanunfortunateaccident。SheisnotasfondofmeasIcouldwish,Mrs。
Wiggins;andsheisagreatdealfonderthanIcouldwishof——"
Ibrokeoff。Mrs。Hilarywaswalkingtowardus。Ithinkshewaspleasedtoseemegettingonsowellwiththematron,forshewassmilingpleasantly。Thematronworeabewilderedexpression。
"Isuppose,"saidMrs。Hilary,"thatyou’lldrivebackwiththeMicklehams?"
"Unlessyouwantme,"saidI,keepingawatchfuleyeonthematron。
"Oh,Idon’twantyou,"saidMrs。Hilarylightly。
"Youwon’tbealonethisevening?"Iaskedanxiously。
Mrs。Hilarystaredalittle。
"O,no!"shesaid。"Weshallhaveourusualparty。"
"MayIcomeonedaynextweek?"Iaskedhumbly。
Mrs。Hilarythoughtforamoment。
"I’msobusynextweek——cometheweekafter,"saidshe,givingmeherhand。
"That’sveryunkind,"saidI。
"Nonsense!"saidMrs。Hilary,andsheadded,"Mindyouletmeknowwhenyou’recoming。"
"Iwon’tsurpriseyou,"Iassuredher,withacovertglanceatthematron。
Theexcellentwomanwasquiteredintheface,andcouldgaspoutnothingbut"Goodbye,"asMrs。Hilaryaffectionatelypressedherhand。
AtthismomentDollycameup。Shewasalone。
"Where’sArchie?"Iasked。
"He’srunaway;he’sgottomeetsomebody。Iknewyou’dseemehome。Mrs。Hilarydidn’twantyou,ofcourse?"
"Ofcoursenot,"saidIplaintively。
"Besides,you’drathercomewithme,wouldn’tyou?"pursuedDolly,andsheadded,pleasantlytothematron,"Mrs。Hilary’ssodownonhim,youknow。"
"I’dmuchrathercomewithyou,"saidI。
"We’llhaveacozydrivealltoourselves,"saidDolly,"withouthusbandsorwivesoranythinghorrid。Isn’titnicetogetridofone’shusbandsometimes,Mrs。Wiggins?"
"Ihavethemisfortunetobeawidow,LadyMickleham,"saidMrs。
Wiggins。
Dolly’seyesresteduponherwithaninterestingexpression。I
knewthatshewasabouttoaskMrs。Wigginswhethershelikedtheconditionoflife,andIinterposedhastily,withasigh:
"Butyoucanlookbackonahappymarriage,Mrs。Wiggins?"
"Ididmybesttomakeitso,"saidshestiffly。
"Youareright,"saidI。"Eveninthefaceofunkindnessweshouldstrive——"
"Myhusband’snotunkind,"saidDolly。
"Ididn’tmeanyourhusband,"saidI。
"Whatyourpoorwifewoulddoifshecaredabuttonforyou,I
don’tknow,"observedDolly。
"IfIhadawifewhocaredforme,Ishouldbeabetterman,"
saidIsolemnly。
"Butyou’dprobablybeverydull,"saidDolly。"Andyouwouldn’tbeallowedtodrivewithme。"
"Perhapsit’sallforthebest,"saidI,brighteningup。
"Goodbye,Mrs。Wiggins。"
Dollywalkedon。Mrs。Wigginsheldmyhandforamoment。
"Youngman,"saidshesternly,"areyousureit’snotyourownfault?"
"I’mnotatallsure,Mrs。Wiggins,"saidI。"Butdon’tbedistressedaboutit。It’sofnoconsequence。Idon’tletitmakemeunhappy。Goodbye;somanythanks。Charminggirlsyouhavehere——especiallythatoneinthefifth——Imean,charming,allofthem。Goodbye。"
Ihastenedtothecarriage。Mrs。Wigginsstoodandwatched。I
gotinandsatdownbyDolly。
"Oh,Mrs。Wiggins,"saidDolly,dimpling,"don’ttellMrs。HilarythatArchiewasn’twithus,orweshallgetintotrouble。"Andsheaddedtome,"Areyouallright?"
"Rather!"saidIappreciatively;andwedroveoff,leavingMrs。
Wigginsonherdoorstep。
AfortnightlaterIwenttocallonMrs。Hilary。Aftersomeconversationsheremarked:
"I’mgoingtotheschoolagaintomorrow。"
"Really!"saidI。
"AndI’msodelighted——I’vepersuadedHilarytocome。"
Shepaused,andthenadded:
"Youreallyseemedinterestedlasttime。"
"Oh,Iwas。"
"Wouldyouliketocomeagaintomorrow?"
"No,Ithinknot,thanks,"saidIcarelessly。
"That’sjustlikeyou!"shesaidseverely。"Youneverdoanyrealgoodbecauseyouneversticktoanything。"
"Therearesomethingsonecan’tstickto,"saidI。
"Oh,nonsense!"saidMrs。Hilary。
Butthereare——andIdidn’tgo。
THEOTHERLADY
"Bythemerestchance,"Iobservedmeditatively,"Iattendedareceptionlastnight。"
"Iwenttothree,"saidLadyMickleham,selectingasardinesandwichwithcare。
"Imightnothavegone,"Imused,"Imighteasilynothavegone。"
"Ican’tseewhatdifferenceitwouldhavemadeifyouhadn’t,"
saidshe。
"Ithoughtthreetimesaboutgoing。It’sacuriousworld。"
"Whathappened?Youmaysmoke,youknow。"
"Ifellinlove,"saidI,lightingacigarette。
LadyMicklehamplacedherfeetonthefender——itwasachillyafternoon——andturnedherfacetome,shieldingitfromthefirewithherhandkerchief。
"Menofyourage,"sheremarked,"havenobusinesstobethinkingofsuchthings。"
"Iwasnotthinkingofit,"saidI。"Iwasthinkingofgoinghome。ThenIwasintroducedtoher。"
"Andyoustayedalittle,Isuppose?"
"Istayedtwohours——ortwominutes,——Iforgetwhich";and,I
added,noddingmyheadatLadyMickleham,"Therewassomethingirresistibleaboutmelastnight。"
LadyMicklehamlaughed。
"Youseemverypleasedwithyourself,"shesaid,reachingforafantoreplacethehandkerchief。
"Yes,takecareofyourcomplexion,"saidIapprovingly。"Shehasalovelycomplexion。"
LadyMicklehamlaiddownthefan。
"Iamverypleasedwithmyself,"Icontinued。"Shewasdelightedwithme。"
"Isupposeyoutalkednonsensetoher。"
"IhavenottheleastideawhatItalkedtoher。Itwasquiteimmaterial。Thelanguageoftheeyes——"
"Oh,youmightbeaboy!"
"Iwas,"saidI,noddingagain。
Therewasalongsilence。Dollylookedatme;Ilookedatthefire。Ididnot,however,seethefire。Isawsomethingquitedifferent。
"Shelikedmeverymuch,"Iobserved,stretchingmyhandsouttowardtheblaze。
"Youabsurdoldman!——"saidDolly。"Wassheverycharming?"
"Shewasperfect。"
"How?Clever?"
Iwavedmyhandimpatiently。
"Pretty,Mr。Carter?"
"Why,ofcourse;theprettiestpictureIever——butthatgoeswithoutsaying。"
"Itwouldhavegonebetterwithoutsaying,"remarkedDolly。
"Considering——"
Tohaveasked"Consideringwhat?"wouldhavebeentheacmeofbadtaste。
Imerelysmiled,andwavedmyhandagain。
"You’requiteseriousaboutit,aren’tyou?"saidDolly。
"IshouldthinkIwas,"saidIindignantly。"Nottobeseriousinsuchamatteristowasteitutterly。"
"I’llcometothewedding,"saidDolly。
"Therewon’tbeawedding,"saidI。"ThereareReasons。"
"Oh!You’reveryunlucky,Mr。Carter。"
"That,"Iobserved,"isasitmaybe,LadyMickleham。"
"WeretheReasonsatthereception?"
"Theywere。Itmadenodifference。"
"It’sverycurious,"remarkedDollywithacompassionateair,"thatyoualwaysmanagetoadmirepeoplewhomsomebodyelsehasmarried。"
"Itwouldbeverycurious,"Irejoined,"ifsomebodyhadnotmarriedthepeoplewhomIadmire。Lastnight,though,Imadenothingofhissuddenremoval;myfancyriotedinaccidentaldeathsforhim。"
"Hewon’tdie,"saidDolly。
"Ihatethatsortofsuperstition,"saidIirritably。"He’sjustaslikelytodieasanyothermanis。"
"Hecertainlywon’tdie,"saidDolly。
"Well,Iknowhewon’t。Doletitalone,"saidI,muchexasperated。Itwasprobablyonlykindness,butDollysuddenlyturnedhereyesawayfrommeandfixedthemonthefire;shetookthefanupagainandtwirleditinherhand;aqueerlittlesmilebentherlips。
"Ihopethepoormanwon’tdie,"saidDollyinalowvoice。
"Ifhehaddiedlastnight!"Icriedlongingly。Then,witharegretfulshrugofmyshoulders,Iadded,"Lethimlivenowtothecrackofdoom!"
Somehowthisrestoredmygoodhumor。Iroseandstoodwithmybacktothefire,stretchingmyselfandsighingluxuriously。
Dollyleantbackinherchairandlaughedatme。
"Doyouexpecttobeforgiven?"sheasked。
"No,no,"saidI;"Ihadtoogoodanexcuse。"
"IwishI’dbeenthere——atthereception,Imean。"
"I’mextremelygladyouweren’t,LadyMickleham。AsitwasI
forgotallmytroubles。"
Dollyisnotresentful;shedidnotmindtheimplieddescription。
Sheleantback,smilingstill。Isighedagain,smiledatDolly,andtookmyhat。ThenIturnedtothemirroroverthemantelpiece,arrangedmynecktie,andgavemyhairatouch。
"Noone,"Iobserved,"canaffordtoneglectthenicetiesofthetoilet。Thosedaintylittlecurlsontheforehead——"
"You’vehadnonetherefortenyears,"criedLadyMickleham。
"Ididnotmeanmyforehead,"saidI。
Sighingonceagain,IheldoutmyhandtoDolly。
"Areyoudoinganythingthisevening?"sheasked。
"ThatdependsonwhatI’maskedtodo,"saidIcautiously。
"Well,Archie’sgoingtobeattheHouse,andIthoughtyoumighttakemetothePhaetons’party。It’squitealongdrive,ahorriblelongdrive,Mr。Carter。"
Istoodforamomentconsideringthisproposal。
"Idon’tthink,"saidI,"thatitwouldbeproper。"
"Why,Archiesuggestedit!You’remakinganexcuse。Youknowyouare!"andLadyMicklehamlookedveryindignant。"Asif,"sheaddedscornfully,"youcaredaboutwhatwasproper!"
Idroppedintoachair,andsaid,inaconfidentialtone,"I
don’tcareapin。Itwasamereexcuse。Idon’twanttocome。"
"You’reveryrude,indeed。Manywomenwouldneverspeaktoyouagain。"
"Theywould,"saidI,"alldojustasyouwill。"
"Andwhat’sthat,Mr。Carter。"
"Askmeagainonthefirstopportunity。"
"Whywon’tyoucome?"saidDolly,waivingthisquestion。
Ibentforward,holdingmyhatinmylefthandandsawingtheairwithmyrightforefinger。
"Youfailtoallow,"saidIimpressively,"fortherejuvenescencewhichrecenteventshaveproducedinme。IfIcamewithyouthisevening,Ishouldbequitecapable——"Ipaused。
"Ofanythingdreadful?"askedDolly。
"Ofpayingyoupronouncedattentions,"saidIgravely。
"That,"saidDollywithequalgravity,"wouldbeveryregrettable。Itwouldbeunjusttome——andveryinsultingtoher,Mr。Carter。"
"Itwouldbethefinesttestimonialtoher,"Icried。
"Andyou’llspendtheeveningthinkingofher?"askedDolly。
"Ishallgothroughtheevening,"saidI,"inthebestwayI
can。"AndIsmiledcontentedly。
"What’sherhusband?"askedDollysuddenly。
"Herhusband,"Irejoined,"isnothingatall。"
Dolly,receivingthisanswer,lookedatmewithapatheticair。
"It’snotquitefair,"sheobserved。"DoyouknowwhatI’mthinkingabout,Mr。Carter?"
"CertainlyIdo,LadyMickleham。Youarethinkingthatyouwouldliketomeetmeforthefirsttime。"
"Notatall。Iwasthinkingthatitwouldbeamusingifyoumetmeforthefirsttime。"
Isaidnothing。Dollyroseandwalkedtothewindow。Sheswungthetasseloftheblindanditbumpedagainstthewindow。Thefailingsuncaughtherruddybrownhair。Therewerecurlsonherforehead,too。
"It’sagrandworld,"saidI。"And,afterall,onecangrowoldverygradually。"
"You’renotreallyold,"saidDolly,withthefleetestglanceatme。Aglanceshouldnotbeover—long。
"Graduallyanddisgracefully,"Imurmured。
"Ifyoumetmeforthefirsttime——"saidDolly,swingingthetassel。
"ByHeaven,itshouldbethelast!"Icried,andIrosetomyfeet。
Dollyletthetasselgo,andmademeaveryprettycurtsey。
"Iamgoingtoanotherpartytonight,"saidI,noddingmyheadsignificantly。
"Ah!"saidDolly。
"AndIshallagain,"Ipursued,"spendmytimewiththeprettiestwomanintheroom。"
"Shallyou?"askedDolly,smiling。
"Iamaveryfortunatefellow,"Iobserved。"AndasforMrs。
Hilary,shemaysaywhatshelikes。"
"Oh,doesMrs。HilaryknowtheOtherLady?"
Iwalkedtowardthedoor。
"Thereis,"saidI,layingmyhandonthedoor,"noOtherLady。"
"Ishallgetthereabouteleven,"saidDolly。
WHATMIGHTHAVEBEEN
UnfortunatelyitwasSunday;thereforethegardenerscouldnotbeorderedtoshiftthelongrowofflowerpotsfromthesideoftheterracenextthehouse,whereDollyhadorderedthemtobeput,tothesideremotefromthehouse,whereDollynowwishedthemtostand。YetDollycouldnotthinkoflivingwiththepotswheretheyweretillMonday。Itwouldkillher,shesaid。SoArchieleftthecoolshadeofthegreattrees,whereDollysatdoingnothing,andNelliePhaetonsatsplicingthegigwhip,andIlayinadeckchairwithsomethingicedbesideme。OutsidethesunwasbroilinghotandpoorArchiemoppedhisbrowateverywearyjourneyacrossthebroadterrace。
"It’saburning’shame,Dolly,"saidMissPhaeton。"Iwouldn’tdoitifIwerehim。"
"Oh,yes,youwould,dear,"saidDolly。"Thepotslookedatrociousonthatside。"
Itookalongsipfrommyglass,andobservedinameditativetone:
"Therebutforthegraceofwoman,goesSamuelTraversCarter。"
Dolly’slazylidshalflifted。MissPhaetonmumbled(Hermouthwasfulloftwine):
"WhatDOyoumean?"
"Nemoomnibushorissapit,"saidIapologetically。
"Idon’tknowwhatthatmeanseither。"
"Nemo——everybody,"Itranslated,"sapit——hasbeeninlove——omnibus——once——horis——atleast。"
"Oh,andyoumeanshewouldn’thaveyou?"askedNellie,withbluntdirectness。
"Notquitethat,"saidI。"They——"
"THEY?"murmuredDolly,withhalf—liftedlids。
"THEY,"Ipursued,"regretfullyrecognizedmyimpossibility。
HenceIamnotcarryingpotsacrossabroadterraceunderahotsun。"
"Whydidtheythinkyouimpossible?"askedMissPhaeton,whotakesmuchinterrestinthissortofquestion。
"Avarietyofreasons:forone,Iwastooclever,foranother,toostupid;forothers,toogood——ortoobad;tooserious——ortoofrivolous;toopooror——"
"Well,nooneobjectedtoyourmoney,Isuppose?"interruptedNellie。
"Pardonme。Iwasabouttosay’ornotrichenough。’"
"Butthat’sthesamething。"
"Theantithesisiscertainlyimperfect,"Iadmitted。
"Mr。Gay,"saidNellie,introducingthenamewithsometimidity,"youknowwhoImean?——thepoet——oncesaidtomethatmanwasessentiallyimperfectuntilhewasmarried。"
"Itistrue,"Iagreed。"Andwomanuntilsheisdead。"
"Idon’tthinkhemeantitquiteinthatsense,"saidNellie,ratherpuzzled。
"Idon’tthinkhemeantitinanysense,"murmuredDolly,alittleunkindly。
WemighthavegoneontalkinginthiswayforeversolonghadnotArchieatthispointdroppedalargeflowerpotandsmashedittobits。Hestoodlookingatthebitsforamoment,andthencametowardsusandsankintoachair。
"I’moff!"heannounced。
"Andhalfareononeside,andhalfontheother,"saidDolly,regretfully。
Asuddenimpulseseizedme。Igotup,putonmystrawhat,tookoffmycoat,walkedoutintothesun,andbegantomoveflowerpotsacrossthebroadterrace。IheardalaughfromArchie,alittlecryfromDolly,andfromNelliePhaeton,"Goodness,what’shedoingthatfor?"Iwasnotturnedfrommypurpose。Theluncheonbellrang。MissPhaeton,whipandtwineinhand,walkedintothehouse。Archiefollowedher,sayingashepassedthathehopedIshouldn’tfinditwarm。Iwentonshiftingtheflowerpots。Theywereveryheavy。Ibroketwo,butIwenton。
PresentlyDollyputupherparasolandcameoutfromtheshadetowatchme。Shestoodthereforamomentortwo。Then,shesaid:
"Well,doyouthinkyou’dlikeit,Mr。Carter?"
"WaittillI’vefinished,"saidI,wavingmyhand。
Anothertenminutessawtheendofmytask。PantingandhotI
soughttheshade,andflungmyselfontomydeckchairagain。I
alsolitacigarette。
"Ithinktheylookedbetterontheotherside,afterall,"saidDollymeditatively。
"Ofcourseyoudo,"saidIurbanely。"Youneedn’ttellmethat"
"Perhapsyou’dliketomovethemback,"shesuggested。
"No,"saidI。"I’vedoneenoughtocreatetheimpression。"
"Andhowdidyoulikeit?"
"Itwas,"saidI,"initswayapleasantenoughillusion。"AndI
shruggedmyshoulders,andblewaringofsmoke。
Tomyveryconsiderablegratification,Dolly’stonemanifestedsomeannoyanceassheasked:
"Whydoyousay,’initsway’?"
"Because,inspiteofthemomentarypleasureIgainedfromfeelingmyselfamarriedman,Icouldnotbanishtheideathatweshouldnotpermanentlysuitoneanother。"
"Oh,youthoughtthat?"saidDolly,smilingagain。
"Imustconfessit,"saidI。"Thefault,Iknow,wouldbemine。"
"I’msureofthat,"saidDolly。
"ButthefactisthatIcan’texistintoohighaltitudes。Therarefactionofthemoralatmosphere——"
"Pleasedon’tuseallthoselongwords。"
"Well,then,toputitplainly,"saidI,withapleasantsmile,"IfeltallthetimethatMrs。Hilarywouldbetoogoodforme。"
ItisnotveryoftenthatitfallstomyhumblelottostartleLadyMicklehamoutofhercomposure。Butatthispointshesatupquitestraightinherchair;hercheekflushed,andhereyelidsceasedtodroopinindolentinsouciance。
"Mrs。Hilary!"shesaid。"WhathasMrs。Hilary——?
"Ireallythoughtyouunderstood,"saidI,"theobjectofmyexperiment。"
Dollyglancedatme。Ibelievethatmyexpressionwasabsolutelyinnocent——andIam,ofcoursesurethathersexpressedmeresurprise。
"Ithought,"shesaid,afterapause,"thatyouwerethinkingofNelliePhaeton。"
"Oh,Isee,"criedIsmiling。"Anaturalmistake,tobesure。"
"Shethoughtsotoo,"pursuedDolly,bitingherlip。
"Didshethough?"
"AndI’msureshe’dbequiteannoyedifshethoughtyouwerethinkingofMrs。Hilary。"
"Asamatteroffact,"Iobserved,"shedidn’tunderstandwhatI
wasdoingatall。"
Dollyleantback。Therelicsofafrownstilldweltonherbrow;
presently,however,shebegantoswingherhatonherforefinger,andshethrewalookatme。Iimmediatelylookeduptowardthebranchesabovemyhead。
"Wemightaswellgointolunch,"saidDolly。
"Byallmeans,"Iacquiesced,withalacrity。
Wewentoutintothesunshine,andcamewherethepotswere。
SuddenlyDollysaid:
"Gobackandsitdownagain,Mr。Carter。"
"Iwantmylunch,"Iventuredtoobserve。
"DoasItellyou,"saidDolly,stampingherfoot;whereat,muchintimidated,Iwentback,andstretchedmyselfoncemoreonthedeckchair。
Dollyapproachedaflowerpot。Shestoopeddown,exertingherstrength,liftedit,andcarriedit,notwithouteffort,acrosstheterrace。
Againshedidthelike。Isatsmokingandwatching。Sheliftedathirdpot,butdroppedithalfway。Then,dustingherhandsagainstoneanother,shecamebackslowlyintotheshadeandsatdown。Imadenoremark。
Dollyglancedatme。
"Well?"shesaid。
"Woman——woman——woman!"saidIsadly。
"MustIcarrysomemore?"askedDolly,inahumble,yetprotesting,tone。
"Mrs。Hilary,"Ibegan,"isanexceedinglyattractive——"
Dollyrosewithasigh。
"Whereareyougoing?"Iasked。
"Morepots,"saidDolly,standingoppositeme。"Imustgoon,yousee。"
"Tillwhen,LadyMickleham?"
"Tillyoutellthetruth,"saidDolly,andshesuddenlyburstintoalittlelaugh。
"Woman——woman——woman!"saidIagain。"Let’sgointolunch。"
"I’mgoingtocarrythepots,"saidDolly。"It’sawfullyhot,Mr。Carter——andlookatmypoorhands!"
Sheheldthemouttome。
"Lunch!"saidI。
"Pots!"saidDolly,withinfinitefirmness。
ThewindowofthediningroomopenedandArchieputhisheadout。
"Comealong,youtwo,"hecalled。"Everything’sgettingcold。"
Dollyturnedanappealingglanceonme。
"Howobstinateyouare!"shesaid。"Youknowperfectlywell——"
Ibegantowalktowardsthehouse。
"I’mgoingintolunch,"saidI。
"Askthemtokeepsomeforme,"saidDolly,andsheturnedupthesleevesofhergown,tillherwristswerefree。
"It’smostunfair,"saidIindignantly。
"Idon’tcareifitis,"saidDolly,stoopingdowntoliftapot。
Iwatchedherstraintoliftit。Shehadchosenthelargestandheaviest;shesigheddelicatelyanddelicatelyshepanted。Shealsolookedatherhands,andheldthemupformetoseethelinesofbrownonthepink。Iputmyhandsinmypocketsandsaidmostsulkily,asIturnedawaytowardsthehouse:
"Allright。Itwasn’tMrs。Hilarythen。"
Dollyroseup,seizedmebythearm,andmademeruntothehouse。
"Mr。Carter,"shecried,"wouldstopforthosewretchedpots。
He’smovedallexcepttwo,buthe’sbrokenthree。Isn’thestupid?"
"Youareanoldass,Carter,"saidArchie。
"Ibelieveyou’reright,Archie,"saidI。
ONEWAYIN
Ihadaverycuriousdreamtheothernight。Infact,IdreamtthatIwasdead。Ipassedthroughagreenbaizedoorandfoundmyselfinasmallsquareroom。Oppositemewasanotherdoorinscribed"ElysianFields,"andinfrontofit,atalargetablewitharaisedledge,satRhadamanthus。AsIenteredIsawagracefulfigurevanishthroughthedooropposite。
"It’snousetryingtodeceiveme,"Iobserved。"ThatwasMrs。
Hilary,Ithink;ifyoudon’tmind,I’lljoinher。"
"I’mafraidImusttroubleyoutotakeaseatforafewmoments,Mr。Carter,"saidRhadamanthus,"whileIrunoveryourlittleaccount。"
"Anyformalitieswhichareusual,"Imurmuredpolitely,asIsatdown。
Rhadamanthusturnedovertheleavesofalargebook。
"Carter——SamuelTravers,isn’tit?"heasked。
"Yes。Forgoodnesssakedon’tconfusemewithVincentCarter。
Heonlypaidfiveshillingsinthepound。"
"Yourcasepresentssomepeculiarfeatures,Mr。Carter,"saidRhadamanthus。"IhopeIamnotcensorious,but——well,thatfineatBowstreet?"
"Iwasamereboy,"saidI,withsomewarmth,"andmysolicitorgrosslymismanagedthecase……"
"Well,well!"saidhesoothingly。"Buthaven’tyouspentagreatdealoftimeatMonteCarlo?"
"Amanmustbesomewhere,"saidI。
Rhadamanthusscratchedhisnose。
"Ishouldhavewastedthemoneyanyhow,"Iadded。
"Isupposeyouwould,"heconceded。"ButwhatofthiscaveatlodgedbytheDowagerLadyMickleham?That’sratherserious,youknow;isn’titnow——jokingapart?"
"Iamdisappointed,"Iremarked,"tofindamanofyourexperiencepayinganyattentiontosuchanill—naturedoldwoman。"
"Wehaveourrules,"hereplied,"andI’mafraid,Mr。Carter,thatuntilthatcaveatisremoved——"
"Youdon’tmeanthat?"
"Really,I’mafraidso。"
"ThenImayaswellgoback,"saidI,takingmyhat。
Atthismomenttherewasaknockatthedoor。
"AlthoughIcan’tobligeyouwithanorderofadmission,"saidRhadamanthus,verycivilly,"perhapsitwouldamuseyoutolistentoacaseortwo。There’snohurry,youknow。You’vegotlotsoftimebeforeyou。"
"Itwillbeanextremelyinterestingexperience,"saidI,sittingdownagain。
Thedooropened,and,asIexpected(Idon’tknowwhy,butithappenslikethatindreams),DollyMicklehamcamein。Shedidnotseemtoseeme。ShebowedtoRhadamanthus,smiled,andtookachairimmediatelyoppositethetable。
"Mickleham——Dorothea——Countessof——"shesaid。
"Formerly,Ithink,DollyFoster?"askedRhadamanthus。
"Idon’tseewhatthat’sgottodowithit,"saidDolly。
"Theaccountrunson,"heexplained,andbegantoconsulthisbigbook。Dollyleantbackinherchair,slowlypeelingoffhergloves。Rhadamanthusshutthebookwithabang。
"It’snottheleastuse,"hesaiddecisively。"Itwouldn’tbekindtopretendthatitwas,LadyMickleham。"
"Dear,dear,"saidDolly。"What’sthematter?"
"HalfthewomeninLondonhavepetitionedagainstyou。"
"Havethey,really?"criedDolly,toallappearanceratherdelighted。"Whatdotheysay,Mr。Rhadamanthus?Isitinthatbook?Letmelook。"Andsheheldoutherhand。
"Thebook’stooheavyforyoutohold,"saidhe。
"I’llcomeround,"saidDolly。Soshewentroundandleantoverhisshoulderandreadthebook。
"What’sthatscentyou’vegoton?"askedRhadamanthus。
"Bouquetdudiable,"saidshe。(Ihadneverheardoftheperfumebefore。)"Isn’titsweet?"
"Ihaven’tsmeltitsinceIwasaboy,"sighedRhadamanthus。
"Pooroldthing,"saidDolly。"I’mnotgoingtoreadallthis,youknow。"And,withasomewhatcontemptuoussmile,shewalkedbacktoherchair。"Theyoughttobeashamedofthemselves,"sheadded,asshesatdown。"It’sjustbecauseI’mnotafright。"
"Aren’tyouafright?"askedRhadamanthus。"Wherearemyspectacles?"
HeputthemonandlookedatDolly。
"Imustgoin,youknow,"saidDolly,smilingatRhadamanthus。
"Myhusbandhasgonein!"
"Ishouldn’thavethoughtyou’dconsiderthatconclusive,"saidhe,withatouchofsatireinhistone。
"Don’tbehorrid,"saidDolly,pouting。
Therewasapause。RhadamanthusexaminedDollythroughhisspectacles。
"Thisisaverypainfulduty,"saidhe,atlast。"Ihavesathereforagreatmanyyears,andIhaveseldomhadamorepainfulduty。"
"It’sveryabsurdofyou,"saidDolly。
"Ican’thelpit,though,"saidhe。
"DoyoureallymeanthatI’mnottogoin?"
"Ido,indeed,"saidRhadamanthus。
Dollyrose。Sheleantherarmsontheraisedledgewhichranalongthetable,andsheleantherchinonherhands。
"Really?"shesaid。
"Really,"saidhe,lookingtheotherway。
AsuddenchangecameoverDolly’sface。Herdimplesvanished;
hereyesgrewpatheticandbegantoshineratherthantosparkle;
herlipquiveredjustalittle。
"You’reveryunkind,"shesaidinanextremelylowtone。"Ihadnoideayouwouldbesounkind。"
Rhadamanthusseemedveryuncomfortable。
"Don’tdothat,"hesaid,quitesharply,fidgetingwiththeblottingpaper。
Dollybegantomoveslowlyroundthetable。Rhadamanthussatstill。Whenshewasstandingclosebyhim,sheputherhandlightlyonhisarmandsaid:
"Pleasedo,Mr。Rhadamanthus。"
"It’sasmuchasmyplaceisworth,"hegrumbled。
Dolly’seyesshonestill,butthefaintestlittlesmilebegantoplayabouthermouth。
"Someday,"shesaid(withtotalinappropriateness,nowIcometothinkofit,thoughitdidnotstrikemesoatthetime),"you’llbegladtorememberhavingdoneakindthing。Whenyou’reold——becauseyouarenotreallyoldnow——youwillsay,’I’mgladIdidn’tsendpoorDollyMicklehamawaycrying。’"
Rhadamanthusutteredaninarticulatesound——halfimpatience,half,Ifancy,somethingelse。
"Wearenoneofusperfect,Idaresay。IfIaskedyourwife——"
"Ihaven’tgotawife,"saidRhadamanthus。
"That’swhyyou’resohard—hearted,"saidDolly。"Amanwho’sgotawifeisneverhardonotherwomen。"
Therewasanotherpause。ThenRhadamanthus,lookingstraightattheblottingpaper,said:
"Oh,well,don’tbotherme。Beoffwithyou;"andashespoke,thedoorbehindhimopened。
"Oh,youolddear!"shecried;and,stoopingswiftly,shekissedRhadamanthus。"You’rehorriblybristly!"shelaughed;andthen,beforehecouldmove,sheranthroughthedoor。
Irosefrommyseat,takingmyhatandstickinmyhand。Ifelt,asyoumaysuppose,thatIhadbeentherelongenough。WhenI
movedRhadamanthuslookedup,andwithanattemptatunconsciousnessobserved:
"Wewillproceedwithyourcasenow,ifyouplease,Mr。Carter。"
Ilookedhimfullintheface。Rhadamanthusblushed。Ipursuedmywaytowardsthedoor。
"Stop!"hesaid,inablusteringtone。"Youcan’tgothere,youknow。"
Ismiledsignificantly。
"Isn’titrathertoolateforthatsortofthing?"Iasked。"YouseemtoforgetthatIhavebeenhereforthelastquarterofanhour。"
"Ididn’tknowshewasgoingtodoit,"heprotested。
"Oh,ofcourse,"saidI,"thatwillbeyourstory。Mine,however,Ishalltellinmyownway。"
Rhadamanthusblushedagain。Evidentlyhefeltthathewasinadelicateposition。Wewerestandingthus,facingoneanother,whenthedoorbegantoopenagain,andDollyputherheadout。
"Oh,it’syou,isit?"shesaid。"IthoughtIheardyourvoice。
ComealongandhelpmetofindArchie。"
"ThisgentlemansaysI’mnottocomein,"saidI。
"Oh,whatnonsense!Now,youreallymustn’tbesilly,Mr。
Rhadamanthus——orIshallhaveto——Mr。Carter,youweren’tthere,wereyou?"
"Iwas——andamoreinterestingpieceofscandalithasseldombeen——"
"Hush!Ididn’tdoanything。Now,youknowIdidn’t,Mr。
Carter!"
"No,"saidI,"youdidn’t。ButRhadamanthus,takingyouunawares——"
"Oh,beoffwithyou——bothofyou!"criedRhadamanthus。
"That’ssensible,"saidDolly。"Becauseyouknow,therereallyisn’tanyharminpoorMr。Carter。
Rhadamanthusvanished。DollyandIwentinside。
"Isupposeeverythingwillbeverydifferenthere,"saidDolly,andIthinkshesighed。
WhetheritwereornotIdon’tknow,forjustthenIawoke,andfoundmyselfsayingaloud,inanswertothedreamvoiceandthedreamface(whichhadnotgonealtogetherwiththedream)。
"Noteverything"——aspeechthat,Iagree,Ioughtnottohavemade,eventhoughitwereonlyinadream。