(Heputsitaside,andtakesanother,andasheisabouttoputinthepies,hereads):
’Thegold-lockedPhoebus……’
Nay,northatone!……
(Sameplay。)
LISE(impatiently):
Whatareyoudallyingfor?
RAGUENEAU:
Here!here!here(Hechoosesathird,resignedly):
ThesonnettoPhillis!……but’tishardtopartwithit!
LISE:
Bygoodluckhehasmadeuphismindatlast!
(Shrugginghershoulders):
Nicodemus!
(Shemountsonachair,andbeginstorangeplatesonadresser。)
RAGUENEAU(takingadvantageofthemomentsheturnsherback,callsbackthechildren,whoarealreadyatthedoor):
Hist!children!……rendermebackthesonnettoPhillis,andyoushallhavesixpiesinsteadofthree。
(Thechildrengivehimbackthebag,seizethecakesquickly,andgoout。)
RAGUENEAU(smoothingoutthepaper,beginstodeclaim):
’Phillis!……’Onthatsweetnameasmearofbutter!’Phillis!……’
(Cyranoentershurriedly。)
Scene2。III。
Ragueneau,Lise,Cyrano,thenthemusketeer。
CYRANO:
What’so’clock?
RAGUENEAU(bowinglow):
Sixo’clock。
CYRANO(withemotion):
Inonehour’stime!
(Hepacesupanddowntheshop。)
RAGUENEAU(followinghim):
Bravo!Isaw……
CYRANO:
Well,whatsawyou,then?
RAGUENEAU:
Yourcombat!……
CYRANO:
Which?
RAGUENEAU:
ThatintheBurgundyHotel,’faith!
CYRANO(contemptuously):
Ah!……theduel!
RAGUENEAU(admiringly):
Ay!theduelinverse!……
LISE:
Hecantalkofnaughtelse!
CYRANO:
Well!Good!letbe!
RAGUENEAU(makingpasseswithaspitthathecatchesup):
’Attheenvoi’send,Itouch!……Attheenvoi’send,Itouch!’……’Tisfine,fine!
(Withincreasingenthusiasm):
’Attheenvoi’send——’
CYRANO:
Whathourisitnow,Ragueneau?
RAGUENEAU(stoppingshortintheactofthrustingtolookattheclock):
Fiveminutesaftersix!……’Itouch!’
(Hestraightenshimself):……Oh!towriteaballade!
LISE(toCyrano,who,ashepassesbythecounter,hasabsentlyshakenhandswithher):
What’swrongwithyourhand?
CYRANO:
Naught;aslightcut。
RAGUENEAU:
Haveyoubeeninsomedanger?
CYRANO:
Noneintheworld。
LISE(shakingherfingerathim):
Methinksyouspeaknotthetruthinsayingthat!
CYRANO:
DidyouseemynosequiverwhenIspoke?’Faith,itmusthavebeenamonstrousliethatshouldmoveit!
(Changinghistone):
Iwaitsomeonehere。Leaveusalone,anddisturbusfornaughtanitwerenotforcrackofdoom!
RAGUENEAU:
But’tisimpossible;mypoetsarecoming……
LISE(ironically):
Oh,ay,fortheirfirstmealo’theday!
CYRANO:
Prythee,takethemasidewhenIshallmakeyousigntodoso……What’so’clock?
RAGUENEAU:
Tenminutesaftersix。
CYRANO(nervouslyseatinghimselfatRagueneau’stable,anddrawingsomepapertowardhim):
Apen!……
RAGUENEAU(givinghimtheonefrombehindhisear):
Here——aswan’squill。
AMUSKETEER(withfiercemustache,enters,andinastentorianvoice):
Good-day!
(Lisegoesuptohimquickly。)
CYRANO(turninground):
Who’sthat?
RAGUENEAU:
’Tisafriendofmywife——aterriblewarrior——atleastsosayshehimself。
CYRANO(takingupthepen,andmotioningRagueneauaway):
Hush!
(Tohimself):
Iwillwrite,foldit,giveither,andfly!
(Throwsdownthepen):
Coward!……ButstrikemedeadifIdaretospeaktoher,……ay,evenonesingleword!
(ToRagueneau):
Whattimeisit?
RAGUENEAU:
Aquarteraftersix!……
CYRANO(strikinghisbreast):
Ay——asinglewordofallthosehere!here!Butwriting,’tiseasierdone……
(Hetakesupthepen):
Goto,Iwillwriteit,thatlove-letter!Oh!Ihavewrititandrewrititinmyownmindsooftthatitliestherereadyforpenandink;andifIlaybutmysoulbymyletter-sheet,’tisnaughttodobuttocopyfromit。
(Hewrites。Throughtheglassofthedoorthesilhouettesoftheirfiguresmoveuncertainlyandhesitatingly。)
Scene2。IV。
Ragueneau,Lise,themusketeer。Cyranoatthelittletablewriting。Thepoets,dressedinblack,theirstockingsungartered,andcoveredwithmud。
LISE(entering,toRagueneau):
Heretheycome,yourmud-bespatteredfriends!
FIRSTPOET(entering,toRagueneau):
Brotherinart!……
SECONDPOET(toRagueneau,shakinghishands):
Dearbrother!
THIRDPOET:
Highsoaringeagleamongpastry-cooks!
(Hesniffs):
Marry!itsmellsgoodhereinyoureyrie!
FOURTHPOET:
’TisatPhoebus’ownraysthatthyroaststurn!
FIFTHPOET:
Apolloamongmaster-cooks——
RAGUENEAU(whomtheysurroundandembrace):
Ah!howquickamanfeelsathiseasewiththem!……
FIRSTPOET:
Wewerestayedbythemob;theyarecrowdedallroundthePortedeNesle!……
SECONDPOET:
Eightbleedingbrigandcarcassesstrewthepavementsthere——allslitopenwithsword-gashes!
CYRANO(raisinghisheadaminute):
Eight?……hold,methoughtseven。
(Hegoesonwriting。)
RAGUENEAU(toCyrano):
Knowyouwhomightbetheheroofthefray?
CYRANO(carelessly):
NotI。
LISE(tothemusketeer):
Andyou?Knowyou?
THEMUSKETEER(twirlinghismustache):
Maybe!
CYRANO(writingalittlewayoff:——heisheardmurmuringawordfromtimetotime):
’Ilovethee!’
FIRSTPOET:
’Twasoneman,saytheyall,ay,sweartoit,onemanwho,single-handed,putthewholebandtotherout!
SECONDPOET:
’Twasastrangesight!——pikesandcudgelsstrewedthickupontheground。
CYRANO(writing):……’Thineeyes’……
THIRDPOET:
AndtheywerepickinguphatsallthewaytotheQuaid’Orfevres!
FIRSTPOET:
Sapristi!buthemusthavebeenaferocious……
CYRANO(sameplay):……’Thylips’……
FIRSTPOET:
’Twasaparlousfearsomegiantthatwastheauthorofsuchexploits!
CYRANO(sameplay):……’AndwhenIseetheecome,Ifaintforfear。’
SECONDPOET(filchingacake):
Whathastrhymedoflate,Ragueneau?
CYRANO(sameplay):……’Whoworshipsthee’……
(Hestops,justasheisabouttosign,andgetsup,slippingtheletterintohisdoublet):
NoneedIsign,sinceIgiveithermyself。
RAGUENEAU(tosecondpoet):
Ihaveputarecipeintoverse。
THIRDPOET(seatinghimselfbyaplateofcream-puffs):
Goto!Letusheartheseverses!
FOURTHPOET(lookingatacakewhichhehastaken):
Itscapisalla’oneside!
(Hemakesonebiteofthetop。)
FIRSTPOET:
Seehowthisgingerbreadwoosthefamishedrhymerwithitsalmondeyes,anditseyebrowsofangelica!
(Hetakesit。)
SECONDPOET:
Welisten。
THIRDPOET(squeezingacream-puffgently):
Howitlaughs!Tillitsverycreamrunsover!
SECONDPOET(bitingabitoffthegreatlyreofpastry):
ThisisthefirsttimeinmylifethateverIdrewanymeansofnourishingmefromthelyre!
RAGUENEAU(whohasputhimselfreadyforreciting,clearedhisthroat,settledhiscap,struckanattitude):
Arecipeinverse!……
SECONDPOET(tofirst,nudginghim):
Youarebreakfasting?
FIRSTPOET(tosecond):
Andyoudining,methinks。
RAGUENEAU:
Howalmondtartletsaremade。
Beatyoureggsup,lightandquick;
Froththemthick;
MinglewiththemwhileyoubeatJuiceoflemon,essencefine;
ThencombineTheburstmilkofalmondssweet。
CirclewithacustardpasteTheslimwaistOfyourtartlet-molds;thetopWithaskillfulfingerprint,Nickanddint,Roundtheiredge,then,dropbydrop,InitslittledaintybedYourcreamshed:
Intheovenplaceeachmold:
Reappearing,softlybrowned,TherenownedAlmondtartletsyoubehold!
THEPOETS(withmouthscrammedfull):
Exquisite!Delicious!
APOET(choking):
Homph!
(Theygoup,eating。)
CYRANO(whohasbeenwatching,goestowardRagueneau):
Lulledbyyourvoice,didyouseehowtheywerestuffingthemselves?
RAGUENEAU(inalowvoice,smiling):
Oh,ay!Iseewellenough,butIneverwillseemtolook,fearingtodistressthem;thusIgainadoublepleasurewhenIrecitetothemmypoems;
forIleavethosepoorfellowswhohavenotbreakfastedfreetoeat,evenwhileIgratifymyowndearestfoible,seeyou?
CYRANO(clappinghimontheshoulder):
Friend,Ilikeyourightwell!……
(Ragueneaugoesafterhisfriends。Cyranofollowshimwithhiseyes,then,rathersharply):
Hothere!Lise!
(Lise,whoistalkingtenderlytothemusketeer,starts,andcomesdowntowardCyrano):
Sothisfinecaptainislayingsiegetoyou?
LISE(offended):
Onehaughtyglanceofmyeyecanconqueranymanthatshoulddareventureaught’gainstmyvirtue。
CYRANO:
Pooh!Conqueringeyes,methinks,areoftconqueredeyes。
LISE(chokingwithanger):
But——
CYRANO(incisively):
IlikeRagueneauwell,andso——markme,DameLise——Ipermitnotthatheberenderedalaughing-stockbyany……
LISE:
But……
CYRANO(whohasraisedhisvoicesoastobeheardbythegallant):
Awordtothewise……
(Hebowstothemusketeer,andgoestothedoorwaytowatch,afterlookingattheclock。)
LISE(tothemusketeer,whohasmerelybowedinanswertoCyrano’sbow):
Hownow?Isthisyourcourage?……Whyturnyounotajestonhisnose?
THEMUSKETEER:
Onhisnose?……ay,ay……hisnose。
(Hegoesquicklyfartheraway;Lisefollowshim。)
CYRANO(fromthedoorway,signingtoRagueneautodrawthepoetsaway):
Hist!……
RAGUENEAU(showingthemthedoorontheright):
Weshallbemoreprivatethere……
CYRANO(impatiently):
Hist!Hist!……
RAGUENEAU(drawingthemfarther):
Toreadpoetry,’tisbetterhere……
FIRSTPOET(despairingly,withhismouthfull):
What!leavethecakes?……
SECONDPOET:
Never!Let’stakethemwithus!
(TheyallfollowRagueneauinprocession,aftersweepingallthecakesoffthetrays。)
Scene2。V。
Cyrano,Roxane,theduenna。
CYRANO:
Ah!ifIseebutthefaintglimmerofhope,thenIdrawoutmyletter!
(Roxane,masked,followedbytheduenna,appearsattheglasspaneofthedoor。Heopensquickly):
Enter!……
(Walkinguptotheduenna):
Twowordswithyou,Duenna。
THEDUENNA:
Four,Sir,anitlikeyou。
CYRANO:
Areyoufondofsweetthings?
THEDUENNA:
Ay,Icouldeatmyselfsickonthem!
CYRANO(catchingupsomeofthepaperbagsfromthecounter):
Good。SeeyouthesetwosonnetsofMonsieurBeuserade……
THEDUENNA:
Hey?
CYRANO:……WhichIfillforyouwithcreamcakes!
THEDUENNA(changingherexpression):
Ha。
CYRANO:
Whatsayyoutothecaketheycallalittlepuff?
THEDUENNA:
Ifmadewithcream,Sir,Ilovethempassingwell。
CYRANO:
HereIplungesixforyoureatingintothebosomofapoembySaintAmant!
AndintheseversesofChapelainIglidealightermorsel。Stay,loveyouhotcakes?
THEDUENNA:
Ay,tothecoreofmyheart!
CYRANO(fillingherarmswiththebags):
Pleasuremethen;goeatthemallinthestreet。
THEDUENNA:
But……
CYRANO(pushingherout):
Andcomenotbacktilltheverylastcrumbbeeaten!
(Heshutsthedoor,comesdowntowardRoxane,and,uncovering,standsatarespectfuldistancefromher。)
Scene2。VI。
Cyrano,Roxane。
CYRANO:
Blessedbethemomentwhenyoucondescend——
RememberingthathumblyIexist——
Tocometomeetme,andtosay……totell?……
ROXANE(whohasunmasked):
Tothankyoufirstofall。Thatdandycount,Whomyoucheckmatedinbravesword-playLastnight,……heisthemanwhomagreatlord,Desirousofmyfavor……
CYRANO:
Ha,DeGuiche?
ROXANE(castingdownhereyes):
Soughttoimposeonme……forhusband……
CYRANO:
Ay!Husband!——dupe-husband!……Husbandalamode!
(Bowing):
ThenIfought,happychance!sweetlady,notFormyillfavor——butyourfavorsfair!
ROXANE:
Confessionnext!……But,ereImakemyshrift,Youmustbeonceagainthatbrother-friendWithwhomIusedtoplaybythelake-side!……
CYRANO:
Ay,youwouldcomeeachspringtoBergerac!
ROXANE:
Mindyouthereedsyoucuttomakeyourswords?……
CYRANO:
Whileyouwovecorn-strawplaitsforyourdolls’hair!
ROXANE:
Thosewerethedaysofgames!……
CYRANO:
Andblackberries!……
ROXANE:
InthosedaysyoudideverythingIbid!……
CYRANO:
Roxane,inhershortfrock,wasMadeleine……
ROXANE:
WasIfairthen?
CYRANO:
Youwerenotilltosee!
ROXANE:
Ofttimes,withhandsallbloodyfromafall,You’druntome!Then——apingmother-ways——
I,inavoicewould-besevere,wouldchide,——
(Shetakeshishand):
’Whatisthisscratch,again,thatIseehere?’
(Shestarts,surprised):
Oh!’Tistoomuch!What’sthis?
(Cyranotriestodrawawayhishand):
No,letmesee!
Atyourage,fie!Wheredidyougetthatscratch?
CYRANO:
Igotit——playingatthePortedeNesle。
ROXANE(seatingherselfbythetable,anddippingherhandkerchiefinaglassofwater):
Givehere!
CYRANO(sittingbyher):
Sosoft!sogaymaternal-sweet!
ROXANE:
Andtellme,whileIwipeawaytheblood,Howmany’gainstyou?
CYRANO:
Oh!Ahundred——near。
ROXANE:
Come,tellme!
CYRANO:
No,letbe。Butyou,cometellThething,justnow,youdarednot……
ROXANE(keepinghishand):
Now,Idare!
Thescentofthoseolddaysemboldensme!
Yes,nowIdare。Listen。Iaminlove。
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE:
Butwithonewhoknowsnot。
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE:
Notyet。
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE:
Butwho,ifheknowsnot,soonshalllearn。
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE:
ApooryouthwhoallthistimehaslovedTimidly,fromafar,anddaresnotspeak……
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE:
Leaveyourhand;why,itisfever-hot!——
ButIhaveseenlovetremblingonhislips。
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE(bandaginghishandwithherhandkerchief):
Andtothinkofit!thathebychance——
Yes,cousin,heisofyourregiment!
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE(laughing):
——Iscadetinyourowncompany!
CYRANO:
Ah!……
ROXANE:
Onhisbrowhebearsthegenius-stamp;
Heisproud,noble,young,intrepid,fair……
CYRANO(risingsuddenly,verypale):
Fair!
ROXANE:
Why,whatailsyou?
CYRANO:
Nothing;’tis……
(Heshowshishand,smiling):
Thisscratch!
ROXANE:
Ilovehim;allissaid。ButyoumustknowIhaveonlyseenhimattheComedy……
CYRANO:
How?Youhaveneverspoken?
ROXANE:
Eyescanspeak。
CYRANO:
Howknowyouthenthathe……?
ROXANE:
Oh!peopletalk’NeaththelimesinthePlaceRoyale……
Gossip’schatHasletmeknow……
CYRANO:
Heiscadet?
ROXANE:
IntheGuards。
CYRANO:
Hisname?
ROXANE:
BaronChristiandeNeuvillette。
CYRANO:
Hownow?……HeisnotoftheGuards!
ROXANE:
To-dayHeisnotjoinyourranks,underCaptainCarbondeCastel-Jaloux。
CYRANO:
Ah,howquick,Howquickthehearthasflown!……But,mypoorchild……
THEDUENNA(openingthedoor):
Thecakesareeaten,MonsieurBergerac!
CYRANO:
Thenreadtheversesprintedonthebags!
(Shegoesout):……Mypoorchild,youwholovebutflowingwords,Brightwit,——whatifhebealoutunskilled?
ROXANE:
No,hisbrightlocks,likeD’Urfe’sheroes……
CYRANO:
Ah!
Awell-curledpate,andwitlesstongue,perchance!
ROXANE:
Ahno!Iguess——Ifeel——hiswordsarefair!
CYRANO:
Allwordsarefairthatlurk’neathfairmustache!
——Supposehewereafool!……
ROXANE(stampingherfoot):
Thenburyme!
CYRANO(afterapause):
Wasittotellmethisyoubroughtmehere?
Ifailtoseewhatusethisserves,Madame。
ROXANE:
Nay,butIfeltaterror,here,intheheart,OnlearningyesterdayyouwereGasconsAllofyourcompany……
CYRANO:
AndweprovokeAllbeardlesssprigsthatfavordaresadmit’MidstuspureGascons——(pure!Heavensavethemark!
Theytoldyouthataswell?
ROXANE:
Ah!ThinkhowI
Trembledforhim!
CYRANO(betweenhisteeth):
Notcauselessly!
ROXANE:
ButwhenLastnightIsawyou,——brave,invincible,——
Punishthatdandy,fearlessholdyourownAgainstthosebrutes,Ithought——Ithought,ifheWhomallfear,all——ifhewouldonly……
CYRANO:
Good。
IwillbefriendyourlittleBaron。
ROXANE:
Ah!
You’llpromisemeyouwilldothisforme?
I’vealwaysheldyouasatenderfriend。
CYRANO:
Ay,ay。
ROXANE:
Thenyouwillbehisfriend?
CYRANO:
Iswear!
ROXANE:
Andheshallfightnoduels,promise!
CYRANO:
None。
ROXANE:
Youarekind,cousin!NowImustbegone。
(Sheputsonhermaskandveilquickly;then,absently):
Youhavenottoldmeofyourlastnight’sfray。
Ah,butitmusthavebeenahero-fight!……
——Bidhimtowrite。
(Shesendshimakisswithherfingers):
Howgoodyouare!
CYRANO:
Ay!Ay!
ROXANE:
Ahundredmenagainstyou?Now,farewell。——
Wearegreatfriends?
CYRANO:
Ay,ay!
ROXANE:
Oh,bidhimwrite!
You’lltellmealloneday——Ahundredmen!——
Ah,brave!……Howbrave!
CYRANO(bowingtoher):
Ihavefoughtbettersince。
(Shegoesout。Cyranostandsmotionless,witheyesontheground。Asilence。
Thedoor(right)opens。Ragueneaulooksin。)
Scene2。VII。
Cyrano,Ragueneau,poets,CarbondeCastel-Jaloux,thecadets,acrowd,thenDeGuiche。
RAGUENEAU:
Canwecomein?
CYRANO(withoutstirring):
Yes……
(Ragueneausignstohisfriends,andtheycomein。Atthesametime,bydooratback,entersCarbondeCastel-Jaloux,inCaptain’suniform。HemakesgesturesofsurpriseonseeingCyrano。)
CARBON:
Hereheis!
CYRANO(raisinghishead):
Captain!……
CARBON(delightedly):
Ourhero!Weheardall!ThirtyormoreOfmycadetsarethere!……
CYRANO(shrinkingback):
But……
CARBON(tryingtodrawhimaway):
Comewithme!
Theywillnotrestuntiltheyseeyou!
CYRANO:
No!
CARBON:
They’redrinkingopposite,atTheBear’sHead。
CYRANO:
I……
CARBON(goingtothedoorandcallingacrossthestreetinavoiceofthunder):
Hewon’tcome!Thehero’sinthesulks!
AVOICE(outside):
Ah!Sandious!
(Tumultoutside。Noiseofbootsandswordsisheardapproaching。)
CARBON(rubbinghishands):
Theyarerunning’crossthestreet!
CADETS(entering):
Milledious!Capdedious!Pocapdedious!
RAGUENEAU(drawingbackstartled):
Gentlemen,areyouallfromGascony?
THECADETS:
All!
ACADET(toCyrano):
Bravo!
CYRANO:
Baron!
ANOTHER(shakinghishands):
Vivat!
CYRANO:
Baron!
THIRDCADET:
Come!
Imustembraceyou!
CYRANO:
Baron!
SEVERALGASCONS:
We’llembraceHim,allinturn!
CYRANO(notknowingwhomtoreplyto):
Baron!……Baron!……Ibeg……
RAGUENEAU:
AreyouallBarons,Sirs?
THECADETS:
Ay,everyone!
RAGUENEAU:
Isittrue?……
FIRSTCADET:
Ay——why,youcouldbuildatowerWithnothingbutourcoronets,myfriend!
LEBRET(entering,andrunninguptoCyrano):
They’relookingforyou!Here’sacrazymobLedbythemenwhofollowedyoulastnight……
CYRANO(alarmed):
What!Haveyoutoldthemwheretofindme?
LEBRET(rubbinghishands):
Yes!
ABURGHER(entering,followedbyagroupofmen):
Sir,alltheMaraisisa-cominghere!
(Outsidethestreethasfilledwithpeople。Chaisesaporteursandcarriageshavedrawnup。)
LEBRET(inalowvoice,smiling,toCyrano):
AndRoxane?
CYRANO(quickly):
Hush!
THECROWD(callingoutside):
Cyrano!……
(Acrowdrushintotheshop,pushingoneanother。Acclamations。)
RAGUENEAU(standingonatable):
Lo!myshopInvaded!Theybreakall!Magnificent!
PEOPLE(crowdingroundCyrano):
Myfriend!……myfriend……
Cyrano:
MeseemsthatyesterdayIhadnotallthesefriends!
LEBRET(delighted):
Success!
AYOUNGMARQUIS(hurryingupwithhishandsheldout):
Myfriend,Didstthoubutknow……
CYRANO:
Thou!……Marry!……thou!……PraywhenDidweherdswinetogether,youandI!
ANOTHER:
Iwouldpresentyou,Sir,tosomefairdamesWhoinmycarriageyonder……
CYRANO(coldly):
Ah!andwhoWillfirstpresentyou,Sir,tome?
LEBRET(astonished):
What’swrong?
CYRANO:
Hush!
AMANOFLETTERS(withwriting-board):
Afewdetails?……
CYRANO:
No。
LEBRET(nudginghiselbow):
’TisTheophrast,Renaudet,……ofthe’CourtGazette’!
CYRANO:
Whocares?
LEBRET:
Thispaper——butitisofgreatimportance!……
Theysayitwillbeanimmensesuccess!
APOET(advancing):
Sir……
CYRANO:
What,another!
THEPOET:……PraypermitImakeApentacrosticonyourname……
SOMEONE(alsoadvancing):
Pray,Sir……
CYRANO:
Enough!Enough!
(Amovementinthecrowd。DeGuicheappears,escortedbyofficers。Cuigy,Brissaille,theofficerswhowentwithCyranothenightbefore。CuigycomesrapidlyuptoCyrano。)
CUIGY(toCyrano):
HereisMonsieurdeGuiche?
(Amurmur——everyonemakesway):
HecomesfromtheMarshalofGassion!
DEGUICHE(bowingtoCyrano):……Whowouldexpresshisadmiration,Sir,Foryournewexploitnoisedsoloudabroad。
THECROWD:
Bravo!
CYRANO(bowing):
TheMarshalisajudgeofvalor。
DEGUICHE:
Hecouldnothavebelievedthething,unlessThesegentlemenhadsworntheywitnessedit。
CUIGY:
Withourowneyes!
LEBRET(asidetoCyrano,whohasanabsentair):
But……you……
CYRANO:
Hush!
LEBRET:
But……Yousuffer?
CYRANO(starting):
Beforethisrabble?——I?……
(Hedrawshimselfup,twirlshismustache,andthrowsbackhisshoulders):
Wait!……Youshallsee!
DEGUICHE(towhomCuigyhasspokeninalowvoice):
Infeatsofarms,alreadyyourcareerAbounded。——YouservewiththosecrazypatesOfGascons?
CYRANO:
Ay,withtheCadets。
ACADET(inaterriblevoice):
Withus!
DEGUICHE(lookingatthecadets,rangedbehindCyrano):
Ah!……Allthesegentlemenofhaughtymien,Aretheythefamous?……
CARBON:
Cyrano!
CYRANO:
Ay,Captain!
CARBON:
Sinceallmycompany’sassembledhere,Prayfavorme,——presentthemtomylord!
CYRANO(makingtwostepstowardDeGuiche):
MyLorddeGuiche,permitthatIpresent——
(pointingtothecadets):
TheboldCadetsofGascony,OfCarbonofCastel-Jaloux!
Brawlingandswaggeringboastfully,TheboldCadetsofGascony!
SpoutingofArmory,Heraldry,Theirveinsa-brimmingwithbloodsoblue,TheboldCadetsofGascony,OfCarbonofCastel-Jaloux:
Eagle-eye,andspindle-shanks,Fiercemustache,andwolfishtooth!
Slash-the-rabbleandscatter-their-ranks;
Eagle-eyeandspindle-shanks,Withaflamingfeatherthatgaylypranks,Hidingtheholesintheirhats,forsooth!
Eagle-eyeandspindle-shanks,Fiercemustache,andwolfishtooth!
’Pink-your-Doublet’and’Slit-your-Trunk’
Aretheirgentlestsobriquets;
WithFameandGlorytheirsoulisdrunk!
’Pink-your-Doublet’and’Slit-your-Trunk,’
Inbrawlandskirmishtheyshowtheirspunk,Giverendezvousinbroilandfray;
’Pink-your-Doublet’and’Slit-your-Trunk’
Aretheirgentlestsobriquets!
What,ho!CadetsofGascony!
Alljealousloversaresportforyou!
OWoman!deardivinity!
What,ho!CadetsofGascony!
Whomscowlinghusbandsquaketosee。
Blow,’taratara,’andcry’Cuckoo。’
What,ho!CadetsofGascony!
Husbandsandloversaregameforyou!
DEGUICHE(seatedwithhaughtycarelessnessinanarmchairbroughtquicklybyRagueneau):
Apoet!’Tisthefashionofthehour!
——Willyoubemine?
CYRANO:
No,Sir,——noman’s!
DEGUICHE:
LastnightYourfancypleasedmyuncleRichelieu。
I’llgladlysayawordtohimforyou。
LEBRET(overjoyed):
GreatHeavens!
DEGUICHE:
IimagineyouhaverhymedFiveacts,orso?
LEBRET(inCyrano’sear):
Yourplay!——your’Agrippine!’
You’llseeitstagedatlast!
DEGUICHE:
Takethemtohim。
CYRANO(beginningtobetemptedandattracted):
Insooth,——Iwould……
DEGUICHE:
Heisacriticskilled:
Hemaycorrectalineortwo,atmost。
CYRANO(whosefacestiffensatonce):
Impossible!MybloodcongealstothinkThatotherhandshouldchangeacomma’sdot。
DEGUICHE:
ButwhenaverseapprovesitselftohimHepaysitdear,goodfriend。
CYRANO:
HepayslessdearThanImyself;whenaversepleasesmeIpaymyself,andsingittomyself!
DEGUICHE:
Youareproud。
CYRANO:
Really?Youhavenoticedthat?
ACADET(entering,withastringofoldbatteredplumedbeaverhats,fullofholes,slungonhissword):
See,Cyrano,——thismorning,onthequayWhatstrangebright-featheredgamewecaught!
ThehatsO’thefugitives……
CARBON:
’Spoliaopima!’
ALL(laughing):
Ah!ah!ah!
CUIGY:
Hewholaidthatambush,’faith!
Mustcurseandswear!
BRISSAILLE:
Whowasit?
DEGUICHE:
Imyself。
(Thelaughterstops):
Ichargedthem——worktoodirtyformysword,Topunishandchastisearhymstersot。
(Constrainedsilence。)
TheCADET(inalowvoice,toCyrano,showinghimthebeavers):
Whatdowiththem?They’refullofgrease!——astew?
CYRANO(takingtheswordand,withasalute,droppingthehatsatDeGuiche’sfeet):
Sir,praybegoodenoughtorenderthemBacktoyourfriends。
DEGUICHE(rising,sharply):
Mychairthere——quick!——Igo!
(ToCyranopassionately):
Astoyou,sirrah!……
VOICE(inthestreet):
PortersformylordDeGuiche!
DEGUICHE(whohascontrolledhimself——smiling):
Haveyouread’DonQuixote’?
CYRANO:
Ihave!
Anddoffmyhatatth’madknight-errant’sname。
DEGUICHE:
Icounselyoutostudy……
APORTER(appearingatback):
Mylord’schair!
DEGUICHE:……Thewindmillchapter!
CYRANO(bowing):
ChaptertheThirteenth。
DEGUICHE:
Forwhenonetilts’gainstwindmills——itmaychance……
CYRANO:
TiltI’gainstthosewhochangewitheverybreeze?
DEGUICHE:……ThatwindmillsailsmaysweepyouwiththeirarmDown——inthemire!……
CYRANO:
Orupward——tothestars!
(DeGuichegoesout,andmountsintohischair。Theotherlordsgoawaywhisperingtogether。LeBretgoestothedoorwiththem。Thecrowddisperses。)
Scene2。VIII。
Cyrano,LeBret,thecadets,whoareeatinganddrinkingatthetablesrightandleft。
CYRANO(bowingmockinglytothosewhogooutwithoutdaringtosalutehim):
Gentlemen……Gentlemen……
LEBRET(comingback,despairingly):
Here’safinecoil!
CYRANO:
Oh!scoldaway!
LEBRET:
Atleast,youwillagreeThattoannihilateeachchanceofFateExaggerates……
CYRANO:
Yes!——Iexaggerate!
LEBRET(triumphantly):
Ah!
CYRANO:
Butforprinciple——exampletoo,——
Ithink’tiswellthustoexaggerate。
LEBRET:
Oh!layasidethatprideofmusketeer,Fortuneandglorywaityou!……
CYRANO:
Ay,andthen?……
Seekaprotector,chooseapatronout,AndlikethecrawlingivyroundatreeThatlicksthebarktogainthetrunk’ssupport,Climbhighbycreepingruseinsteadofforce?
No,grammercy!What!I,likealltherestDedicateversetobankers?——playbuffoonIncringinghopetosee,atlast,asmileNotdisapproving,onapatron’slips?
Grammercy,no!What!learntoswallowtoads?
——Withframeawearyclimbingstairs?——askinGrowngrimedandhorny,——here,abouttheknees?
And,acrobat-like,teachmybacktobend?——
No,grammercy!Or,——double-facedandsly——
Runwiththehare,whilehuntingwiththehounds;
And,oily-tongued,towintheoilofpraise,Flatterthegreatmantohisverynose?
No,grammercy!Stealsoftfromlaptolap,——Alittlegreatmaninacirclesmall,Ornavigate,withmadrigalsforsails,Blowngentlywindwardbyoldladies’sighs?
No,grammercy!BribekindlyeditorsTospreadabroadmyverses?Grammercy!
OrtrytobeelectedasthepopeOftavern-councilsheldbyimbeciles?
No,grammercy!ToiltogainreputationByonesmallsonnet,’steadofmakingmany?
No,grammercy!Orflattersorrybunglers?
Beterrorizedbyeverypratingpaper?
Sayceaselessly,’Oh,hadIbutthechanceOfafairnoticeinthe"Mercury"!’
Grammercy,no!Growpale,fear,calculate?
Prefertomakeavisittoarhyme?
Seekintroductions,drawpetitionsup?
No,grammercy!andno!andnoagain!But——sing?
Dream,laugh,golightly,solitary,free,Witheyesthatlookstraightforward——fearlessvoice!
Tocockyourbeaverjustthewayyouchoose,——
For’yes’or’no’showfight,orturnarhyme!
——Toworkwithoutonethoughtofgainorfame,Torealizethatjourneytothemoon!
NevertopenalinethathasnotsprungStraightfromtheheartwithin。EmbracingthenModesty,saytooneself,’Goodmyfriend,Bethoucontentwithflowers,——fruit,——nay,leaves,Butpluckthemfromnogardenbutthineown!’
Andthen,ifglorycomebychanceyourway,TopaynotributeuntoCaesar,none,Butkeepthemeritallyourown!Inshort,Disdainingtendrilsoftheparasite,Tobecontent,ifneitheroaknorelm——
Nottomounthigh,perchance,butmountalone!
LEBRET:
Alone,anifyouwill!Butnotwithhand’Gainsteveryman!Howinthedevil’snameHaveyouconceivedthislunaticidea,Tomakefoesforyourselfateveryturn?
CYRANO:
BydintofseeingyouateveryturnMakefriends,——andfawnuponyourfrequentfriendsWithmouthwidesmiling,slitfromeartoear!
Ipass,stillunsaluted,joyfully,Andcry,——What,ho!anotherenemy?
LEBRET:
Lunacy!
CYRANO:
Well,whatifitbemyvice,Mypleasuretodisplease——tolovemenhateme!
Ah,friendofmine,believeme,Imarchbetter’Neaththecross-fireofglancesinimical!
Howdrollthestainsoneseesonfine-laceddoublets,Fromgallofenvy,orthepoltroon’sdrivel!
——TheenervatingfriendshipwhichenfoldsyouIslikeanopen-lacedItaliancollar,Floatingaroundyourneckinwoman’sfashion;
Oneisateasethus,——butlessproudthecarriage!
Theforehead,freefrommainstayorcoercion,Bendshere,there,everywhere。ButI,embracingHatred,shelends,——forbidding,stifflyfluted,Theruff’sstarchedfoldsthatholdtheheadsorigid;
Eachenemy——anotherfold——agopher,Whoaddsconstraint,andaddsarayofglory;
ForHatred,liketheruffwornbytheSpanish,Gripslikeavice,butframesyoulikeahalo!
LEBRET(afterasilence,takinghisarm):
Speakproudaloud,andbitter!——InmyearWhispermesimplythis,——Shelovestheenot!
CYRANO(vehemently):
Hush!
(Christianhasjustentered,andmingledwiththecadets,whodonotspeaktohim;hehasseatedhimselfatatable,whereLiseserveshim。)
Scene2。IX。
Cyrano,LeBret,thecadets,ChristiandeNeuvillette。
ACADET(seatedatatable,glassinhand):
Cyrano!
(Cyranoturnsround):
Thestory!
CYRANO:
Initstime!
(HegoesuponLeBret’sarm。Theytalkinlowvoices。)
THECADET(risingandcomingdown):
Thestoryofthefray!’Twilllessonwell(HestopsbeforethetablewhereChristianisseated):
Thistimidyoungapprentice!
CHRISTIAN(raisinghishead):
’Prentice!Who?
ANOTHERCADET:
ThissicklyNortherngreenhorn!
CHRISTIAN:
Sickly!
FIRSTCADET(mockingly):
Hark!
MonsieurdeNeuvillette,thisinyourear:
There’ssomewhathere,onenomoredarestoname,Thantosay’rope’toonewhosesirewashanged!
CHRISTIAN:
Whatmaythatbe?
ANOTHERCADET(inaterriblevoice):
Seehere!
(Heputshisfingerthreetimes,mysteriously,onhisnose):
Doyouunderstand?
CHRISTIAN:
Oh!’tisthe……
ANOTHER:
Hush!oh,neverbreathethatword,Unlessyou’dreckonwithhimyonder!
(HepointstoCyrano,whoistalkingwithLeBret。)
ANOTHER(whohasmeanwhilecomeupnoiselesslytositonthetable——whisperingbehindhim):
Hark!
Heputtwosnufflingmentodeath,inrage,Forthesolereasontheyspokethroughtheirnose!
ANOTHER(inahollowvoice,dartingonall-foursfromunderthetable,wherehehadcrept):
Andifyouwouldnotperishinflowero’youth,——Oh,mentionnotthefatalcartilage!
ANOTHER(clappinghimontheshoulder):
Aword?Agesture!FortheindiscreetHishandkerchiefmayprovehiswinding-sheet!
(Silence。All,withcrossedarms,lookatChristian。HerisesandgoesovertoCarbondeCastel-Jaloux,whoistalkingtoanofficer,andfeignstoseenothing。)
CHRISTIAN:
Captain!
CARBON(turningandlookingathimfromheadtofoot):
Sir!
CHRISTIAN:
Pray,whatskillsitbesttodoToSouthernerswhoswagger?……
CARBON:
GivethemproofThatonemaybeaNortherner,yetbrave!
(Heturnshisbackonhim。)
CHRISTIAN:
Ithankyou。
FIRSTCADET(toCyrano):
Nowthetale!
ALL:
Thetale!
CYRANO(comingtowardthem):
Thetale?……
(Allbringtheirstoolsup,andgrouproundhim,listeningeagerly。Christianisastrideachair):
Well!Iwentallalonetomeettheband。
Themoonwasshining,clock-like,fulli’th’sky,When,suddenly,somecarefulclockwrightpassedAcloudofcotton-woolacrossthecaseThatheldthissilverwatch。And,presto!heigh!
Thenightwasinkyblack,andallthequaysWerehiddeninthemurkydark。Gadsooks!
Onecouldseenothingfurther……
CHRISTIAN:
Thanone’snose!
(Silence。Allslowlyrise,lookinginterroratCyrano,whohasstopped——
dumfounded。Pause。)
CYRANO:
WhoonGod’searthisthat?
ACADET(whispering):
ItisamanWhojoinedto-day。
CYRANO(makingasteptowardChristian):
To-day?
CARBON(inalowvoice):
Yes……hisnameisTheBarondeNeuvil……
CYRANO(checkinghimself):
Good!Itiswell……
(Heturnspale,flushes,makesasiftofallonChristian):
I……
(Hecontrolshimself):
WhatsaidI?……
(Withaburstofrage):
MORDIOUS!……
(Thencontinuescalmly):
Thatitwasdark。
(Astonishment。Thecadetsreseatthemselves,staringathim):
OnIwent,thinking,’ForaknavishcauseImayprovokesomegreatman,somegreatprince,Whocertainlycouldbreak’……
CHRISTIAN:
Mynose!……
(Everyonestartsup。Christianbalancesonhischair。)
CYRANO(inachokedvoice):……’Myteeth!
Whowouldbreakmyteeth,andI,imprudent-like,Waspoking……’
CHRISTIAN:
Mynose!……
CYRANO:
’Myfinger,……inthecrackBetweenthetreeandbark!HemayprovestrongAndrapme……’
CHRISTIAN:
Overthenose……
CYRANO(wipinghisforehead):……’O’th’knuckles!Ay,’
ButIcried,’Forward,Gascon!Dutycalls!
On,Cyrano!’AndthusIventuredon……
When,fromtheshadow,came……
CHRISTIAN:
Acracko’th’nose。
CYRANO:
Iparryit——findmyself……
CHRISTIAN:
Nosetonose……
CYRANO(boundingontohim):
Heavenandearth!
(AlltheGasconsleapuptosee,butwhenheisclosetoChristianhecontrolshimselfandcontinues):……Withahundredbrawlingsots,Whostank……
CHRISTIAN:
Anoseful……
CYRANO(white,butsmiling):
Onions,brandy-cups!
Ileaptout,headwelldown……
CHRISTIAN:
Nosingthewind!
CYRANO:
Icharge!——goretwo,impaleone——runhimthrough,Oneaimsatme——Paf!andIparry……
CHRISTIAN:
Pif!
CYRANO(burstingout):
GreatGod!Out!allofyou!
(Thecadetsrushtothedoors。)
FIRSTCADET:
Thetigerwakes!
CYRANO:
Everyman,out!Leavemealonewithhim!
SECONDCADET:
Weshallfindhimmincedfine,mincedintohashInabigpasty!
RAGUENEAU:
Iamturningpale,Andcurlup,likeanapkin,limpandwhite!
CARBON:
Letusbegone。
ANOTHER:
Hewillnotleaveacrumb!
ANOTHER:
Idieoffrighttothinkwhatwillpasshere!
ANOTHER(shuttingdoorright):
Somethingtoohorrible!
(Allhavegoneoutbydifferentdoors,somebythestaircase。CyranoandChristianarefacetoface,lookingateachotherforamoment。)
Scene2。X。
Cyrano,Christian。
CYRANO:
Embracemenow!
CHRISTIAN:
Sir……
CYRANO:
Youarebrave。
CHRISTIAN:
Oh!but……
CYRANO:
Nay,Iinsist。
CHRISTIAN:
Praytellme……
CYRANO:
Come,embrace!Iamherbrother。
CHRISTIAN:
Whosebrother?
CYRANO:
Hersi’faith!Roxane’s!
CHRISTIAN(rushinguptohim):
Oheavens!
Herbrother……?
CYRANO:
Cousin——brother!……thesamething!
CHRISTIAN:
Andshehastoldyou……?
CYRANO:
All!
CHRISTIAN:
Shelovesme?say!
CYRANO:
Maybe!
CHRISTIAN(takinghishands):
HowgladIamtomeetyou,Sir!
CYRANO:
Thatmaybecalledasuddensentiment!
CHRISTIAN:
Iaskyourpardon……
CYRANO(lookingathim,withhishandonhisshoulder):
True,he’sfair,thevillain!
CHRISTIAN:
Ah,Sir!Ifyoubutknewmyadmiration!……
CYRANO:
Butallthosenoses?……
CHRISTIAN:
Oh!Itakethemback!
CYRANO:
Roxaneexpectsaletter。
CHRISTIAN:
Woetheday!
CYRANO:
How?
CHRISTIAN:
IamlostifIbutopemylips!
CYRANO:
Whyso?
CHRISTIAN:
Iamafool——coulddieforshame!
CYRANO:
Noneisafoolwhoknowshimselfafool。
Andyoudidnotattackmelikeafool。
CHRISTIAN:
Bah!Onefindsbattle-crytoleadth’assault!
Ihaveacertainmilitarywit,But,beforewomen,canbutholdmytongue。
Theireyes!True,whenIpass,theireyesarekind……
CYRANO:
And,whenyoustay,theirhearts,methinks,arekinder?
CHRISTIAN:
No!forIamoneofthosemen——tongue-tied,Iknowit——whocannevertelltheirlove。
CYRANO:
AndI,meseems,hadNaturebeenmorekind,Morecareful,whenshefashionedme,——hadbeenOneofthosemenwhowellcouldspeaktheirlove!
CHRISTIAN:
Oh,toexpressone’sthoughtswithfacilegrace!……
CYRANO:……Tobeamusketeer,withhandsomeface!
CHRISTIAN:
Roxaneisprecieuse。I’msuretoproveAdisappointmenttoher!
CYRANO(lookingathim):
HadIbutSuchaninterpretertospeakmysoul!
CHRISTIAN(withdespair):
Eloquence!Wheretofindit?
CYRANO(abruptly):
ThatIlend,Ifyoulendmeyourhandsomevictor-charms;
Blended,wemakeaheroofromance!
CHRISTIAN:
Howso?
CYRANO:
ThinkyouyoucanrepeatwhatthingsIdailyteachyourtongue?
CHRISTIAN:
Whatdoyoumean?
CYRANO:
Roxaneshallneverhaveadisillusion!
Say,wiltthouthatwewooher,double-handed?
Wiltthouthatwetwowooher,bothtogether?
Feel’stthou,passingfrommyleatherdoublet,Throughthylaceddoublet,allmysoulinspiring?
CHRISTIAN:
But,Cyrano!……
CYRANO:
Willyou,Isay?
CHRISTIAN:
Ifear!
CYRANO:
Since,byyourself,youfeartochillherheart,Willyou——tokindleallherhearttoflame——
Wedintoonemyphrasesandyourlips?
CHRISTIAN:
Youreyesflash!
CYRANO:
Willyou?
CHRISTIAN:
Willitpleaseyouso?
——Giveyousuchpleasure?
CYRANO(madly):
It!……
(Thencalmly,business-like):
Itwouldamuseme!
Itisanenterprisetotemptapoet。
Willyoucompleteme,andletmecompleteyou?
Youmarchvictorious,——Igoinyourshadow;
Letmebewitforyou,beyoumybeauty!
CHRISTIAN:
Theletter,thatshewaitsforevennow!
Inevercan……
CYRANO(takingouttheletterhehadwritten):
See!Hereitis——yourletter!
CHRISTIAN:
What?
CYRANO:
Takeit!Look,itwantsbuttheaddress。
CHRISTIAN:
ButI……
CYRANO:
Fearnothing。Sendit。Itwillsuit。
CHRISTIAN:
Buthaveyou……?
CYRANO:
Oh!Wehaveourpocketsfull,Wepoets,oflove-letters,writtoChloes,Daphnes——creationsofournoddle-heads。
Ourlady-loves,——phantasmsofourbrains,——Dream-fanciesblownintosoap-bubbles!Come!
Takeit,andchangefeignedlove-wordsintotrue;
Ibreathedmysighsandmoanshaphazard-wise;
Callallthesewanderinglove-birdshometonest。
You’llseethatIwasintheseletteredlines,——Eloquentallthemore,thelesssincere!
——Takeit,andmakeanend!
CHRISTIAN:
WereitnotwellTochangesomewords?Writtenhaphazard-wise,WillitfitRoxane?
CYRANO:
’Twillfitlikeaglove!
CHRISTIAN:
But……
CYRANO:
Ah,credulityoflove!RoxaneWillthinkeachwordinspiredbyherself!
CHRISTIAN:
Myfriend!
(HethrowshimselfintoCyrano’sarms。Theyremainthus。)
Scene2。XI。
Cyrano,Christian,theGascons,themusketeer,Lise。
ACADET(halfopeningthedoor):
Naughthere!……Thesilenceofthegrave!
Idarenotlook……
(Heputshisheadin):
Why?……
ALLTHECADETS(entering,andseeingCyranoandChristianembracing):
Oh!……
ACADET:
Thispassesall!
(Consternation。)
THEMUSKETEER(mockingly):
Ho,ho!……
CARBON:
Ourdemonhasbecomeasaint?
Struckononenostril——lo!heturnstheother!
MUSKETEER:
Thenwemayspeakabouthisnose,henceforth!……
(CallingtoLise,boastfully):
——Ah,Lise,seehere!
(Sniffingostentatiously):
Oheavens!……whatastink!……
(GoinguptoCyrano):
You,sir,withoutadoubthavesniffeditup!
——WhatisthesmellInoticehere?
CYRANO(cuffinghishead):
Clove-heads。
(Generaldelight。ThecadetshavefoundtheoldCyranoagain!Theyturnsomersaults。)
Curtain。
ActIII。
Roxane’sKiss。
AsmallsquareintheoldMarais。Oldhouses。Aperspectiveoflittlestreets。OntherightRoxane’shouseandthewallofhergardenoverhungwiththickfoliage。Windowandbalconyoverthedoor。Abenchinfront。
Fromthebenchandthestonesjuttingoutofthewallitiseasytoclimbtothebalcony。Infrontofanoldhouseinthesamestyleofbrickandstone。
Theknockerofthisdoorisbandagedwithlinenlikeasorethumb。
Attherisingofthecurtaintheduennaisseatedonthebench。
ThewindowonRoxane’sbalconyiswideopen。
Ragueneauisstandingnearthedoorinasortoflivery。Hehasjustfinishedrelatingsomethingtotheduenna,andiswipinghiseyes。
Scene3。I。
Ragueneau,theduenna。ThenRoxane,Cyrano,andtwopages。
RAGUENEAU:
——Andthen,offshewent,withamusketeer!Desertedandruinedtoo,I
wouldmakeanendofall,andsohangedmyself。Mylastbreathwasdrawn:——
thenincomesMonsieurdeBergerac!Hecutsmedown,andbegshiscousintotakemeforhersteward。
THEDUENNA:
Well,buthowcameitaboutthatyouwerethusruined?
RAGUENEAU:
Oh!Liselovedthewarriors,andIlovedthepoets!WhatcakestherewerethatApollochancedtoleavewerequicklysnappedupbyMars。Thusruinwasnotlonga-coming。
THEDUENNA(rising,andcallinguptotheopenwindow):
Roxane,areyouready?Theywaitforus!
ROXANE’SVOICE(fromthewindow):
Iwillbutputmeonacloak!
THEDUENNA(toRagueneau,showinghimthedooropposite):
Theywaitusthereopposite,atClomire’shouse。Shereceivesthemallthereto-day——theprecieuses,thepoets;theyreadadiscourseontheTenderPassion。
RAGUENEAU:
TheTenderPassion?
THEDUENNA(inamincingvoice):
Ay,indeed!
(Callinguptothewindow):
Roxane,anyoucomenotdownquickly,weshallmissthediscourseontheTenderPassion!
ROXANE’SVOICE:
Icome!Icome!
(Asoundofstringedinstrumentsapproaching。)
CYRANO’SVOICE(behindthescenes,singing):
La,la,la,la!
THEDUENNA(surprised):
Theyserenadeus?
CYRANO(followedbytwopageswitharch-lutes):
Itellyoutheyaredemi-semi-quavers,demi-semi-fool!
FIRSTPAGE(ironically):
Youknowthen,Sir,todistinguishbetweensemi-quaversanddemi-semi-
quavers?
CYRANO:
IsnoteverydiscipleofGassendiamusician?
THEPAGE(playingandsinging):
La,la!
CYRANO(snatchingthelutefromhim,andgoingonwiththephrase):
Inproofofwhich,Icancontinue!La,la,la,la!
ROXANE(appearingonthebalcony):
What?’Tisyou?
CYRANO(goingonwiththeair,andsingingtoit):
’TisI,whocometoserenadeyourlilies,andpaymydevoirtoyourro-o-
oses!
ROXANE:
Iamcomingdown!
(Sheleavesthebalcony。)
THEDUENNA(pointingtothepages):
Howcomethesetwovirtuosihere?
CYRANO:
’TisforawagerIwonofD’Assoucy。Weweredisputinganicepointingrammar;contradictionsragedhotly——’’Tisso!’’Nay,’tisso!’whensuddenlyheshowsmethesetwolong-shanks,whomhetakesaboutwithhimasanescort,andwhoareskillfulinscratchinglute-stringswiththeirskinnyclaws!’I
willwageryouaday’smusic,’sayshe!——Andlostit!Thus,seeyou,tillPhoebus’chariotstartsonceagain,theselute-twangersareatmyheels,seeingallIdo,hearingallIsay,andaccompanyingallwithmelody。’Twaspleasantatthefirst,buti’faith,Ibegintowearyofitalready!
(Tothemusicians):
Hothere!goserenadeMontfleuryforme!Playadancetohim!
(Thepagesgotowardthedoor。Totheduenna):
Ihavecome,asismywont,nightly,toaskRoxanewhether……
(Tothepages,whoaregoingout):
Playalongtime,——andplayoutoftune!
(Totheduenna):……Whetherhersoul’selectediseverthesame,everfaultless!
ROXANE(comingoutofthehouse):
Ah!Howhandsomeheis,howbrilliantawit!And——howwellIlovehim!
CYRANO(smiling):
Christianhassobrilliantawit?
ROXANE:
Brighterthanevenyourown,cousin!
CYRANO:
Beitso,withallmyheart!
ROXANE:
Ah!methinks’twereimpossiblethattherecouldbreatheamanonthisearthskilledtosayassweetlyashealltheprettynothingsthatmeansomuch——
thatmeanall!Attimeshismindseemsfaraway,theMusesaysnaught——andthen,presto!hespeaks——bewitchingly!enchantingly!
CYRANO(incredulously):
No,no!
ROXANE:
Fie!Thatisillsaid!Butlo!menareeverthus!Becauseheisfairtosee,youwouldhaveitthathemustbedullofspeech。
CYRANO:
Hehathaneloquenttongueintellinghislove?
ROXANE:
Intellinghislove?why,’tisnotsimpletelling,’tisdissertation,’tisanalysis!
CYRANO:
Howishewiththepen?
ROXANE:
Stillbetter!Listen,——here:——
(Reciting):
’ThemoreofmypoorheartyoutakeThelargergrowsmyheart!’
(TriumphantlytoCyrano):
Howlikeyouthoselines?
CYRANO:
Pooh!
ROXANE:
Andthusitgoeson……
’And,sincesometargetImustshowForCupid’scrueldart,Oh,ifmineownyoudeigntokeep,Thengivemeyoursweetheart!’
CYRANO:
Lord!firsthehastoomuch,thenanonnotenough!Howmuchheartdoesthefellowwant?
ROXANE:
Youwouldvexasaint!……But’tisyourjealousy。
CYRANO(starting):
Whatmeanyou?
ROXANE:
Ay,yourpoet’sjealousy!Harknow,ifthisagainbenottender-sweet?——
’Myhearttoyourssoundsbutonecry:
IfkissesfastcouldfleeByletter,thenwithyoursweetlipsMylettersreadshouldbe!
Ifkissescouldbewritwithink,Ifkissesfastcouldflee!’
CYRANO(smilingapprovinglyinspiteofhimself):
Ha!thoselastlinesare,——hm!……hm!……
(Correctinghimself——contemptuously):
——Theyarepaltryenough!
ROXANE:
Andthis……
CYRANO(enchanted):
Thenyouhavehislettersbyheart?
ROXANE:
Everyoneofthem!
CYRANO:
Byalloathsthatcanbesworn,——’tisflattering!
ROXANE:
Theyarethelinesofamaster!
CYRANO(modestly):
Come,nay……amaster?……
ROXANE:
Ay,Isayit——amaster!
CYRANO:
Good——beitso。
THEDUENNA(comingdownquickly):
HerecomesMonsieurdeGuiche!
(ToCyrano,pushinghimtowardthehouse):
Inwithyou!’twerebestheseeyounot;itmightperchanceputhimonthescent……
ROXANE(toCyrano):
Ay,ofmyowndearsecret!Helovesme,andispowerful,and,ifheknew,thenallwerelost!Marry!hecouldwelldealadeathblowtomylove!
CYRANO(enteringthehouse):
Good!good!
(DeGuicheappears。)
Scene3。II。
Roxane,DeGuiche,theduennastandingalittlewayoff。
ROXANE(courtesyingtoDeGuiche):
Iwasgoingout。
DEGUICHE:
Icometotakemyleave。
ROXANE:
Whithergoyou?
DEGUICHE:
Tothewar。
ROXANE:
Ah!
DEGUICHE:
Ay,to-night。
ROXANE:
Oh!
DEGUICHE:
Iamorderedaway。WearetobesiegeArras。
ROXANE:
Ah——tobesiege?……
DEGUICHE:
Ay。Mygoingmovesyounot,meseems。
ROXANE:
Nay……
DEGUICHE:
Iamgrievedtothecoreoftheheart。ShallIagainbeholdyou?……When?
Iknownot。HeardyouthatIamnamedcommander?……
ROXANE(indifferently):
Bravo!
DEGUICHE:
OftheGuardsregiment。
ROXANE(startled):
What!theGuards?
DEGUICHE:
Ay,whereservesyourcousin,theswaggeringboaster。IwillfindawaytorevengemyselfonhimatArras。
ROXANE(choking):
Whatmeanyou?TheGuardsgotoArras?
DEGUICHE(laughing):
Bethinkyou,isitnotmyownregiment?
ROXANE(fallingseatedonthebench——aside):
Christian!
DEGUICHE:
Whatailsyou?
ROXANE(moveddeeply):
Oh——Iamindespair!Themanoneloves!——atthewar!
DEGUICHE(surprisedanddelighted):
Yousaysuchsweetwordstome!’Tisthefirsttime!——andjustwhenImustquityou!
ROXANE(collected,andfanningherself):
Thus,——youwouldfainrevengeyourgrudgeagainstmycousin?
DEGUICHE:
Myfairladyisonhisside?
ROXANE:
Nay,——againsthim!
DEGUICHE:
Doyouseehimoften?
ROXANE:
Butveryrarely。
DEGUICHE:
Heisevertobemetnowincompanywithoneofthecadets,……oneNew——
villen——viller——
ROXANE:
Ofhighstature?
DEGUICHE:
Fair-haired!
ROXANE:
Ay,ared-headedfellow!
DEGUICHE:
Handsome!……
ROXANE:
Tut!
DEGUICHE:
Butdull-witted。
ROXANE:
Onewouldthinkso,tolookathim!
(Changinghertone):
HowmeanyoutoplayyourrevengeonCyrano?Perchanceyouthinktoputhimi’thethickoftheshots?Nay,believeme,thatwereapoorvengeance——hewouldlovesuchapostbetterthanaughtelse!Iknowthewaytowoundhispridefarmorekeenly!
DEGUICHE:
Whatthen?Tell……
ROXANE:
If,whentheregimentmarchtoArras,hewereleftherewithhisbelovedbooncompanions,theCadets,tositwithcrossedarmssolongasthewarlasted!Thereisyourmethod,wouldyouenrageamanofhiskind;cheathimofhischanceofmortaldanger,andyoupunishhimrightfiercely。
DEGUICHE(comingnearer):
Owoman!woman!Whobutawomanhade’erdevisedsosubtleatrick?
ROXANE:
Seeyounothowhewilleatouthisheart,whilehisfriendsgnawtheirthickfistsforthattheyaredeprivedofthebattle?Soareyoubestavenged。
DEGUICHE:
Youloveme,then,alittle?
(Shesmiles):
Iwouldfain——seeingyouthusespousemycause,Roxane——believeitaproofoflove!
ROXANE:
’Tisaproofoflove!
DEGUICHE(showingsomesealedpapers):
Herearethemarchingorders;theywillbesentinstantlytoeachcompany——
except——
(Hedetachesone):
——Thisone!’TisthatoftheCadets。
(Heputsitinhispocket):
ThisIkeep。
(Laughing):
Ha!ha!ha!Cyrano!Hisloveofbattle!……Soyoucanplaytricksonpeople?……you,ofallladies!
ROXANE:
Sometimes!
DEGUICHE(comingclosetoher):
Oh!howIloveyou!——todistraction!Listen!To-night——true,Ioughttostart——but——howleaveyounowthatIfeelyourheartistouched!Hardby,intheRued’Orleans,isaconventfoundedbyFatherAthanasius,thesyndicoftheCapuchins。Truethatnolaymanmayenter——but——IcansettlethatwiththegoodFathers!Theirhabitsleevesarewideenoughtohidemein。’TistheywhoserveRichelieu’sprivatechapel:andfromrespecttotheuncle,fearthenephew。Allwilldeemmegone。Iwillcometoyou,masked。Givemeleavetowaittilltomorrow,sweetLadyFanciful!
ROXANE:
But,ofthisberumored,yourglory……
DEGUICHE:
Bah!
ROXANE:
Butthesiege——Arras……
DEGUICHE:
’Twilltakeitschance。Grantbutpermission。
ROXANE:
No!
DEGUICHE:
Givemeleave!
ROXANE(tenderly):
Itweremydutytoforbidyou!
DEGUICHE:
Ah!
ROXANE:
Youmustgo!
(Aside):
Christianstayshere。