Inhisshamefacedandconstrainedway,Mr。TheEnglishmanaskednoquestionofanyone,butwatchedfromhisfrontwindowsandwatchedfromhisbackwindows,andlingeredaboutthePlace,andpeepedinattheBarber’sshop,anddidallthisandmuchmorewithawhistlingandtune-hummingpretenceofnotmissinganything,untiloneafternoonwhenMonsieurMutuel’spatchofsunlightwasinshadow,andwhen,accordingtoallruleandprecedent,hehadnorightwhatevertobringhisredribbonoutofdoors,beholdherehewas,advancingwithhiscapalreadyinhishandtwelvepacesoff!
Mr。TheEnglishmanhadgotasfarintohisusualobjurgationas,"Whatbu-si-"whenhecheckedhimself。
"Ah,itissad,itissad!Helas,itisunhappy,itissad!"ThusoldMonsieurMutuel,shakinghisgrayhead。
"Whatbusin-atleast,Iwouldsay,whatdoyoumean,MonsieurMutuel?"
"OurCorporal。Helas,ourdearCorporal!"
"Whathashappenedtohim?"
"Youhavenotheard?"
"No。"
"Atthefire。Buthewassobrave,soready。Ah,toobrave,tooready!"
"MaytheDevilcarryyouaway!"theEnglishmanbrokeinimpatiently;
"Ibegyourpardon,——Imeanme,——IamnotaccustomedtospeakFrench,——goon,willyou?"
"Andafallingbeam——"
"GoodGod!"exclaimedtheEnglishman。"Itwasaprivatesoldierwhowaskilled?"
"No。ACorporal,thesameCorporal,ourdearCorporal。Belovedbyallhiscomrades。Thefuneralceremonywastouching,——penetrating。
MonsieurTheEnglishman,youreyesfillwithtears。"
"Whatbu-si-"
"MonsieurTheEnglishman,Ihonourthoseemotions。Isaluteyouwithprofoundrespect。Iwillnotobtrudemyselfuponyournobleheart。"
MonsieurMutuel,——agentlemanineverythreadofhiscloudylinen,underwhosewrinkledhandeverygraininthequarterofanounceofpoorsnuffinhispoorlittletinboxbecameagentleman’sproperty,——MonsieurMutuelpassedon,withhiscapinhishand。
"Ilittlethought,"saidtheEnglishman,afterwalkingforseveralminutes,andmorethanonceblowinghisnose,"whenIwaslookingroundthatcemetery——I’llgothere!"
Straighthewentthere,andwhenhecamewithinthegatehepaused,consideringwhetherheshouldaskatthelodgeforsomedirectiontothegrave。Buthewaslessthaneverinamoodforaskingquestions,andhethought,"Ishallseesomethingonittoknowitby。"
InsearchoftheCorporal’sgravehewentsoftlyon,upthiswalkanddownthat,peeringin,amongthecrossesandheartsandcolumnsandobelisksandtombstones,forarecentlydisturbedspot。Ittroubledhimnowtothinkhowmanydeadtherewereinthecemetery,——
hehadnotthoughtthematenthpartsonumerousbefore,——andafterhehadwalkedandsoughtforsometime,hesaidtohimself,ashestruckdownanewvistaoftombs,"ImightsupposethateveryonewasdeadbutI。"
Noteveryone。Alivechildwaslyingonthegroundasleep。TrulyhehadfoundsomethingontheCorporal’sgravetoknowitby,andthesomethingwasBebelle。
Withsuchalovingwillhadthedeadsoldier’scomradesworkedathisresting-place,thatitwasalreadyaneatgarden。OnthegreenturfofthegardenBebellelaysleeping,withhercheektouchingit。
Aplain,unpaintedlittlewoodenCrosswasplantedintheturf,andhershortarmembracedthislittleCross,asithadmanyatimeembracedtheCorporal’sneck。Theyhadputatinyflag(theflagofFrance)athishead,andalaurelgarland。
Mr。TheEnglishmantookoffhishat,andstoodforawhilesilent。
Then,coveringhisheadagain,hebentdownononeknee,andsoftlyrousedthechild。
"Bebelle!Mylittleone!"
Openinghereyes,onwhichthetearswerestillwet,Bebellewasatfirstfrightened;butseeingwhoitwas,shesufferedhimtotakeherinhisarms,lookingsteadfastlyathim。
"Youmustnotliehere,mylittleone。Youmustcomewithme。"
"No,no。Ican’tleaveTheophile。IwantthegooddearTheophile。"
"Wewillgoandseekhim,Bebelle。WewillgoandlookforhiminEngland。Wewillgoandlookforhimatmydaughter’s,Bebelle。"
"Shallwefindhimthere?"
"Weshallfindthebestpartofhimthere。Comewithme,poorforlornlittleone。Heavenismywitness,"saidtheEnglishman,inalowvoice,as,beforeherose,hetouchedtheturfabovethegentleCorporal’sbreast,"thatIthankfullyacceptthistrust!"
Itwasalongwayforthechildtohavecomeunaided。Shewassoonasleepagain,withherembracetransferredtotheEnglishman’sneck。
Helookedatherwornshoes,andhergalledfeet,andhertiredface,andbelievedthatshehadcomethereeveryday。
HewasleavingthegravewiththeslumberingBebelleinhisarms,whenhestopped,lookedwistfullydownatit,andlookedwistfullyattheothergravesaround。"Itistheinnocentcustomofthepeople,"saidMr。TheEnglishman,withhesitation。"IthinkI
shouldliketodoit。Noonesees。"
CarefulnottowakeBebelleashewent,herepairedtothelodgewheresuchlittletokensofremembranceweresold,andboughttwowreaths。One,blueandwhiteandglisteningsilver,"Tomyfriend;"
oneofasobererredandblackandyellow,"Tomyfriend。"Withthesehewentbacktothegrave,andsodownononekneeagain。
Touchingthechild’slipswiththebrighterwreath,heguidedherhandtohangitontheCross;thenhunghisownwreaththere。Afterall,thewreathswerenotfaroutofkeepingwiththelittlegarden。
Tomyfriend。Tomyfriend。
Mr。TheEnglishmantookitveryillwhenhelookedroundastreetcornerintotheGreatPlace,carryingBebelleinhisarms,thatoldMutuelshouldbethereairinghisredribbon。HetookaworldofpainstododgetheworthyMutuel,anddevotedasurprisingamountoftimeandtroubletoskulkingintohisownlodginglikeamanpursuedbyJustice。Safelyarrivedthereatlast,hemadeBebelle’stoiletwithasaccuratearemembranceashecouldbringtobearuponthatworkofthewayinwhichhehadoftenseenthepoorCorporalmakeit,andhavinggivenhertoeatanddrink,laidherdownonhisownbed。Thenheslippedoutintothebarber’sshop,andafterabriefinterviewwiththebarber’swife,andabriefrecoursetohispurseandcard-case,camebackagainwiththewholeofBebelle’spersonalpropertyinsuchaverylittlebundlethatitwasquitelostunderhisarm。
AsitwasirreconcilablewithhiswholecourseandcharacterthatheshouldcarryBebelleoffinstate,orreceiveanycomplimentsorcongratulationsonthatfeat,hedevotedthenextdaytogettinghistwoportmanteausoutofthehousebyartfulnessandstealth,andtocomportinghimselfineveryparticularasifheweregoingtorunaway,——except,indeed,thathepaidhisfewdebtsinthetown,andpreparedalettertoleaveforMadameBouclet,enclosingasufficientsumofmoneyinlieuofnotice。Arailwaytrainwouldcomethroughatmidnight,andbythattrainhewouldtakeawayBebelletolookforTheophileinEnglandandathisforgivendaughter’s。
Atmidnight,onamoonlightnight,Mr。TheEnglishmancamecreepingforthlikeaharmlessassassin,withBebelleonhisbreastinsteadofadagger。QuiettheGreatPlace,andquietthenever-stirringstreets;closedthecafes;huddledtogethermotionlesstheirbilliard-balls;drowsytheguardorsentinelondutyhereandthere;
lulledforthetime,bysleep,eventheinsatiateappetiteoftheOfficeofTown-dues。
Mr。TheEnglishmanleftthePlacebehind,andleftthestreetsbehind,andleftthecivilian-inhabitedtownbehind,anddescendeddownamongthemilitaryworksofVauban,hemmingallin。Astheshadowofthefirstheavyarchandposternfelluponhimandwasleftbehind,astheshadowofthesecondheavyarchandposternfelluponhimandwasleftbehind,ashishollowtrampoverthefirstdrawbridgewassucceededbyagentlersound,ashishollowtrampovertheseconddrawbridgewassucceededbyagentlersound,asheovercamethestagnantditchesonebyone,andpassedoutwheretheflowingwaterswereandwherethemoonlight,sothedarkshadesandthehollowsoundsandtheunwholesomelylockedcurrentsofhissoulwerevanquishedandsetfree。Seetoit,Vaubansofyourownhearts,whogirdtheminwithtriplewallsandditches,andwithboltandchainandbarandliftedbridge,——razethosefortifications,andlaythemlevelwiththeall-absorbingdust,beforethenightcomethwhennohandcanwork!
Allwentprosperously,andhegotintoanemptycarriageinthetrain,wherehecouldlayBebelleontheseatoveragainsthim,asonacouch,andcoverherfromheadtofootwithhismantle。Hehadjustdrawnhimselfupfromperfectingthisarrangement,andhadjustleanedbackinhisownseatcontemplatingitwithgreatsatisfaction,whenhebecameawareofacuriousappearanceattheopencarriagewindow,——aghostlylittletinboxfloatingupinthemoon-light,andhoveringthere。
Heleanedforward,andputouthishead。Downamongtherailsandwheelsandashes,MonsieurMutuel,redribbonandall!
"Excuseme,MonsieurTheEnglishman,"saidMonsieurMutuel,holdinguphisboxatarm’slength,thecarriagebeingsohighandhesolow;"butIshallreverencethelittleboxforever,ifyoursogeneroushandwilltakeapinchfromitatparting。"
Mr。TheEnglishmanreachedoutofthewindowbeforecomplying,and——
withoutaskingtheoldfellowwhatbusinessitwasofhis——shookhandsandsaid,"Adieu!Godblessyou!"
"And,Mr。TheEnglishman,GodblessYOU!"criedMadameBouclet,whowasalsothereamongtherailsandwheelsandashes。"AndGodwillblessyouinthehappinessoftheprotectedchildnowwithyou。AndGodwillblessyouinyourownchildathome。AndGodwillblessyouinyourownremembrances。Andthisfromme!"
Hehadbarelytimetocatchabouquetfromherhand,whenthetrainwasflyingthroughthenight。Roundthepaperthatenfoldeditwasbravelywritten(doubtlessbythenephewwhoheldthepenofanAngel),"Homagetothefriendofthefriendless。"
"Notbadpeople,Bebelle!"saidMr。TheEnglishman,softlydrawingthemantlealittlefromhersleepingface,thathemightkissit,"thoughtheyareso——"
Too"sentimental"himselfatthemomenttobeabletogetoutthatword,headdednothingbutasob,andtravelledforsomemiles,throughthemoonlight,withhishandbeforehiseyes。
CHAPTERIII——HISBROWN-PAPERPARCEL
Myworksarewellknown。IamayoungmanintheArtline。Youhaveseenmyworksmanyatime,thoughit’sfiftythousandtooneifyouhaveseenme。Yousayyoudon’twanttoseeme?Yousayyourinterestisinmyworks,andnotinme?Don’tbetoosureaboutthat。Stopabit。
Letushaveitdowninblackandwhiteatthefirstgooff,sothattheremaybenounpleasantnessorwranglingafterwards。Andthisislookedoverbyafriendofmine,aticketwriter,thatisuptoliterature。IamayoungmanintheArtline——intheFine-Artline。
Youhaveseenmyworksoverandoveragain,andyouhavebeencuriousaboutme,andyouthinkyouhaveseenme。Now,asasaferule,youneverhaveseenme,andyouneverdoseeme,andyouneverwillseeme。Ithinkthat’splainlyput——andit’swhatknocksmeover。
Ifthere’sablightedpubliccharactergoing,Iamtheparty。
Ithasbeenremarkedbyacertain(oranuncertain,)philosopher,thattheworldknowsnothingofitsgreatestmen。Hemighthaveputitplainerifhehadthrownhiseyeinmydirection。Hemighthaveputit,thatwhiletheworldknowssomethingofthemthatapparentlygoinandwin,itknowsnothingofthemthatreallygoinanddon’twin。Thereitisagaininanotherform——andthat’swhatknocksmeover。
Notthatit’sonlymyselfthatsuffersfrominjustice,butthatIammorealivetomyowninjuriesthantoanyotherman’s。Being,asI
havementioned,intheFine-Artline,andnotthePhilanthropicline,Iopenlyadmitit。Astocompanyininjury,Ihavecompanyenough。WhoareyoupassingeverydayatyourCompetitiveExcruciations?Thefortunatecandidateswhoseheadsandliversyouhaveturnedupsidedownforlife?Notyou。YouarereallypassingtheCrammersandCoaches。Ifyourprincipleisright,whydon’tyouturnoutto-morrowmorningwiththekeysofyourcitiesonvelvetcushions,yourmusiciansplaying,andyourflagsflying,andreadaddressestotheCrammersandCoachesonyourbendedknees,beseechingthemtocomeoutandgovernyou?Then,again,astoyourpublicbusinessofallsorts,yourFinancialstatementsandyourBudgets;thePublicknowsmuch,truly,abouttherealdoersofallthat!YourNoblesandRightHonourablesarefirst-ratemen?Yes,andsoisagooseafirst-ratebird。ButI’lltellyouthisaboutthegoose;——you’llfindhisnaturalflavourdisappointing,withoutstuffing。
PerhapsIamsouredbynotbeingpopular?ButsupposeIAMpopular。
Supposemyworksneverfailtoattract。Supposethat,whethertheyareexhibitedbynaturallightorbyartificial,theyinvariablydrawthepublic。ThennodoubttheyarepreservedinsomeCollection?No,theyarenot;theyarenotpreservedinanyCollection。Copyright?No,noryetcopyright。Anyhowtheymustbesomewhere?Wrongagain,fortheyareoftennowhere。
Saysyou,"Atallevents,youareinamoodystateofmind,myfriend。"Myansweris,Ihavedescribedmyselfasapubliccharacterwithablightuponhim——whichfullyaccountsforthecurdlingofthemilkinTHATcocoa-nut。
ThosethatareacquaintedwithLondonareawareofalocalityontheSurreysideoftheriverThames,calledtheObelisk,or,moregenerally,theObstacle。ThosethatarenotacquaintedwithLondonwillalsobeawareofit,nowthatIhavenamedit。Mylodgingisnotfarfromthatlocality。Iamayoungmanofthateasydisposition,thatIlieabedtillit’sabsolutelynecessarytogetupandearnsomething,andthenIlieabedagaintillIhavespentit。
ItwasonanoccasionwhenIhadhadtoturntowithaviewtovictuals,thatIfoundmyselfwalkingalongtheWaterlooRoad,oneeveningafterdark,accompaniedbyanacquaintanceandfellow-lodgerinthegas-fittingwayoflife。Heisverygoodcompany,havingworkedatthetheatres,and,indeed,hehasatheatricalturnhimself,andwishestobebroughtoutinthecharacterofOthello;
butwhetheronaccountofhisregularworkalwaysblackinghisfaceandhandsmoreorless,Icannotsay。
"Tom,"hesays,"whatamysteryhangsoveryou!"
"Yes,Mr。Click"——therestofthehousegenerallygivehimhisname,asbeingfirst,front,carpetedallover,hisownfurniture,andifnotmahogany,anout-and-outimitation——"yes,Mr。Click,amysterydoeshangoverme。"
"Makesyoulow,yousee,don’tit?"sayshe,eyeingmesideways。
"Why,yes,Mr。Click,therearecircumstancesconnectedwithitthathave,"Iyieldedtoasigh,"aloweringeffect。"
"Givesyouatouchofthemisanthropetoo,don’tit?"sayshe。
"Well,I’lltellyouwhat。IfIwasyou,I’dshakeitof。"
"IfIwasyou,Iwould,Mr。Click;but,ifyouwasme,youwouldn’t。"
"Ah!"sayshe,"there’ssomethinginthat。"
Whenwehadwalkedalittlefurther,hetookitupagainbytouchingmeonthechest。
"Yousee,Tom,itseemstomeasif,inthewordsofthepoetwhowrotethedomesticdramaofTheStranger,youhadasilentsorrowthere。"
"Ihave,Mr。Click。"
"Ihope,Tom,"loweringhisvoiceinafriendlyway,"itisn’tcoining,orsmashing?"
"No,Mr。Click。Don’tbeuneasy。"
"Noryetforg-"Mr。Clickcheckedhimself,andadded,"counterfeitinganything,forinstance?"
"No,Mr。Click。IamlawfullyintheArtline——Fine-Artline——butI
cansaynomore。"
"Ah!Underaspeciesofstar?Akindofmalignantspell?Asortofagloomydestiny?Acankerwormpeggingawayatyourvitalsinsecret,aswellasImakeitout?"saidMr。Click,eyeingmewithsomeadmiration。
ItoldMr。Clickthatwasaboutit,ifwecametoparticulars;andI
thoughtheappearedratherproudofme。
Ourconversationhadbroughtustoacrowdofpeople,thegreaterpartstrugglingforafrontplacefromwhichtoseesomethingonthepavement,whichprovedtobevariousdesignsexecutedincolouredchalksonthepavementstones,lightedbytwocandlesstuckinmudsconces。Thesubjectsconsistedofafinefreshsalmon’sheadandshoulders,supposedtohavebeenrecentlysenthomefromthefishmonger’s;amoonlightnightatsea(inacircle);deadgame;
scroll-work;theheadofahoaryhermitengagedindevoutcontemplation;theheadofapointersmokingapipe;andacherubim,hisfleshcreasedasininfancy,goingonahorizontalerrandagainstthewind。Allthesesubjectsappearedtometobeexquisitelydone。
Onhiskneesononesideofthisgallery,ashabbypersonofmodestappearancewhoshivereddreadfully(thoughitwasn’tatallcold),wasengagedinblowingthechalk-dustoffthemoon,toningtheoutlineofthebackofthehermit’sheadwithabitofleather,andfatteningthedown-strokeofaletterortwointhewriting。Ihaveforgottentomentionthatwritingformedapartofthecomposition,andthatitalso——asitappearedtome——wasexquisitelydone。Itranasfollows,infineroundcharacters:"AnhonestmanisthenoblestworkofGod。1234567890。Poundss。d。Employmentinanofficeishumblyrequested。HonourtheQueen。Hungerisa0
987654321sharpthorn。Chipchop,cherrychop,folderolderido。Astronomyandmathematics。Idothistosupportmyfamily。"
Murmursofadmirationattheexceedingbeautyofthisperformancewentaboutamongthecrowd。Theartist,havingfinishedhistouching(andhavingspoiltthoseplaces),tookhisseatonthepavement,withhiskneescrouchedupverynighhischin;andhalfpencebegantorattlein。
"Apitytoseeamanofthattalentbroughtsolow;ain’tit?"saidoneofthecrowdtome。
"Whathemighthavedoneinthecoach-painting,orhouse-
decorating!"saidanotherman,whotookupthefirstspeakerbecauseIdidnot。
"Why,hewrites——alone——liketheLordChancellor!"saidanotherman。
"Better,"saidanother。"Iknowhiswriting。Hecouldn’tsupporthisfamilythisway。"
Then,awomannoticedthenaturalfluffinessofthehermit’shair,andanotherwoman,herfriend,mentionedofthesalmon’sgillsthatyoucouldalmostseehimgasp。Then,anelderlycountrygentlemansteppedforwardandaskedthemodestmanhowheexecutedhiswork?
Andthemodestmantooksomescrapsofbrownpaperwithcoloursin’emoutofhispockets,andshowedthem。Thenafair-complexioneddonkey,withsandyhairandspectacles,askedifthehermitwasaportrait?Towhichthemodestman,castingasorrowfulglanceuponit,repliedthatitwas,toacertainextent,arecollectionofhisfather。Thiscausedaboytoyelpout,"IsthePinterasmokingthepipeyourmother?"whowasimmediatelyshovedoutofviewbyasympatheticcarpenterwithhisbasketoftoolsathisback。
Ateveryfreshquestionorremarkthecrowdleanedforwardmoreeagerly,anddroppedthehalfpencemorefreely,andthemodestmangatheredthemupmoremeekly。Atlast,anotherelderlygentlemancametothefront,andgavetheartisthiscard,tocometohisofficeto-morrow,andgetsomecopyingtodo。Thecardwasaccompaniedbysixpence,andtheartistwasprofoundlygrateful,and,beforeheputthecardinhishat,readitseveraltimesbythelightofhiscandlestofixtheaddresswellinhismind,incaseheshouldloseit。Thecrowdwasdeeplyinterestedbythislastincident,andamaninthesecondrowwithagruffvoicegrowledtotheartist,"You’vegotachanceinlifenow,ain’tyou?"Theartistanswered(sniffinginaverylow-spiritedway,however),"I’mthankfultohopeso。"Uponwhichtherewasageneralchorusof"Youareallright,"andthehalfpenceslackenedverydecidedly。
Ifeltmyselfpulledawaybythearm,andMr。ClickandIstoodaloneatthecornerofthenextcrossing。
"Why,Tom,"saidMr。Click,"whatahorridexpressionoffaceyou’vegot!"
"HaveI?"saysI。
"Haveyou?"saysMr。Click。"Why,youlookedasifyouwouldhavehisblood。"
"Whoseblood?"
"Theartist’s。"
"Theartist’s?"Irepeated。AndIlaughed,frantically,wildly,gloomily,incoherently,disagreeably。IamsensiblethatIdid。I
knowIdid。
Mr。Clickstaredatmeinascaredsortofaway,butsaidnothinguntilwehadwalkedastreet’slength。Hethenstoppedshort,andsaid,withexcitementonthepartofhisforefinger:
"Thomas,Ifinditnecessarytobeplainwithyou。Idon’tliketheenviousman。Ihaveidentifiedthecankerwormthat’speggingawayatYOURvitals,andit’senvy,Thomas。"
"Isit?"saysI。
"Yes,itis,"saysbe。"Thomas,bewareofenvy。Itisthegreen-
eyedmonsterwhichneverdidandneverwillimproveeachshininghour,butquitethereverse。Idreadtheenviousman,Thomas。I
confessthatIamafraidoftheenviousman,whenheissoenviousasyouare。Whilstyoucontemplatedtheworksofagiftedrival,andwhilstyouheardthatrival’spraises,andespeciallywhilstyoumethishumbleglanceasheputthatcardaway,yourcountenancewassomalevolentastobeterrific。Thomas,IhaveheardoftheenvyofthemthatfollowstheFine-Artline,butIneverbelieveditcouldbewhatyoursis。Iwishyouwell,butItakemyleaveofyou。Andifyoushouldevergotintotroublethroughknifeing——orsay,garotting——abrotherartist,asIbelieveyouwill,don’tcallmetocharacter,Thomas,orIshallbeforcedtoinjureyourcase。"
Mr。Clickpartedfrommewiththosewords,andwebrokeoffouracquaintance。
Ibecameenamoured。HernamewasHenrietta。Contendingwithmyeasydisposition,Ifrequentlygotuptogoafterher。ShealsodweltintheneighbourhoodoftheObstacle,andIdidfondlyhopethatnootherwouldinterposeinthewayofourunion。
TosaythatHenriettawasvolatileisbuttosaythatshewaswoman。
Tosaythatshewasinthebonnet-trimmingisfeeblytoexpressthetastewhichreignedpredominantinherown。
Sheconsentedtowalkwithme。Letmedoherthejusticetosaythatshedidsoupontrial。"Iamnot,"saidHenrietta,"asyetpreparedtoregardyou,Thomas,inanyotherlightthanasafriend;
butasafriendIamwillingtowalkwithyou,ontheunderstandingthatsoftersentimentsmayflow。"
Wewalked。
UndertheinfluenceofHenrietta’sbeguilements,Inowgotoutofbeddaily。Ipursuedmycallingwithanindustrybeforeunknown,anditcannotfailtohavebeenobservedatthatperiod,bythosemostfamiliarwiththestreetsofLondon,thattherewasalargersupply。Buthold!Thetimeisnotyetcome!
OneeveninginOctoberIwaswalkingwithHenrietta,enjoyingthecoolbreezeswaftedoverVauxhallBridge。Afterseveralslowturns,Henriettagapedfrequently(soinseparablefromwomanistheloveofexcitement),andsaid,"Let’sgohomebyGrosvenorPlace,Piccadilly,andWaterloo"——localities,Imaystatefortheinformationofthestrangerandtheforeigner,wellknowninLondon,andthelastaBridge。
"No。NotbyPiccadilly,Henrietta,"saidI。
"AndwhynotPiccadilly,forgoodness’sake?"saidHenrietta。
CouldItellher?CouldIconfesstothegloomypresentimentthatovershadowedme?CouldImakemyselfintelligibletoher?No。
"Idon’tlikePiccadilly,Henrietta。"
"ButIdo,"saidshe。"It’sdarknow,andthelongrowsoflampsinPiccadillyafterdarkarebeautiful。IWILLgotoPiccadilly!"
Ofcoursewewent。Itwasapleasantnight,andtherewerenumbersofpeopleinthestreets。Itwasabrisknight,butnottoocold,andnotdamp。Letmedarklyobserve,itwasthebestofallnights——
FORTHEPURPOSE。
AswepassedthegardenwalloftheRoyalPalace,goingupGrosvenorPlace,Henriettamurmured:
"IwishIwasaQueen!"
"Whyso,Henrietta?"
"IwouldmakeYOUSomething,"saidshe,andcrossedhertwohandsonmyarm,andturnedawayherhead。
Judgingfromthisthatthesoftersentimentsalludedtoabovehadbeguntoflow,Iadaptedmyconducttothatbelief。ThushappilywepassedonintothedetestedthoroughfareofPiccadilly。Ontherightofthatthoroughfareisarowoftrees,therailingoftheGreenPark,andafinebroadeligiblepieceofpavement。
"Ohmy!"criedHenriettapresently。"There’sbeenanaccident!"
Ilookedtotheleft,andsaid,"Where,Henrietta?"
"Notthere,stupid!"saidshe。"OverbytheParkrailings。Wherethecrowdis。Ohno,it’snotanaccident,it’ssomethingelsetolookat!What’sthemlights?"
Shereferredtotwolightstwinklinglowamongstthelegsoftheassemblage:twocandlesonthepavement。
"Oh,docomealong!"criedHenrietta,skippingacrosstheroadwithme。Ihungback,butinvain。"Dolet’slook!"
Again,designsuponthepavement。Centrecompartment,MountVesuviusgoingit(inacircle),supportedbyfourovalcompartments,severallyrepresentingashipinheavyweather,ashoulderofmuttonattendedbytwocucumbers,agoldenharvestwithdistantcottageofproprietor,andaknifeandforkafternature;
abovethecentrecompartmentabunchofgrapes,andoverthewholearainbow。Thewhole,asitappearedtome,exquisitelydone。
Thepersoninattendanceontheseworksofartwasinallrespects,shabbinessexcepted,unliketheformerpersonage。Hiswholeappearanceandmannerdenotedbriskness。Thoughthreadbare,heexpressedtothecrowdthatpovertyhadnotsubduedhisspirit,ortingedwithanysenseofshamethishonestefforttoturnhistalentstosomeaccount。Thewritingwhichformedapartofhiscompositionwasconceivedinasimilarlycheerfultone。Itbreathedthefollowingsentiments:"Thewriterispoor,butnotdespondent。
ToaBritish1234567890PublichePoundsS。d。appeals。
HonourtoourbraveArmy!Andalso0987654321toourgallantNavy。BRITONSSTRIKEtheABCDEFGwriterincommonchalkswouldbegratefulforanysuitableemploymentHOME!HURRAH!"
Thewholeofthiswritingappearedtometobeexquisitelydone。
Butthisman,inonerespectlikethelast,thoughseeminglyhardatitwithagreatshowofbrownpaperandrubbers,wasonlyreallyfatteningthedown-strokeofaletterhereandthere,orblowingtheloosechalkofftherainbow,ortoningtheoutsideedgeoftheshoulderofmutton。Thoughhedidthiswiththegreatestconfidence,hedidit(asitstruckme)insoignorantamanner,andsospoilteverythinghetouched,thatwhenhebeganuponthepurplesmokefromthechimneyofthedistantcottageoftheproprietorofthegoldenharvest(whichsmokewasbeautifullysoft),Ifoundmyselfsayingaloud,withoutconsideringofit:
"Letthatalone,willyou?"
"Halloa!"saidthemannextmeinthecrowd,jerkingmeroughlyfromhimwithhiselbow,"whydidn’tyousendatelegram?Ifwehadknownyouwascoming,we’dhaveprovidedsomethingbetterforyou。
Youunderstandtheman’sworkbetterthanhedoeshimself,don’tyou?Haveyoumadeyourwill?You’retooclevertolivelong。"
"Don’tbeharduponthegentleman,sir,"saidthepersoninattendanceontheworksofart,withatwinkleinhiseyeashelookedatme;"hemaychancetobeanartisthimself。Ifso,sir,hewillhaveafellow-feelingwithme,sir,whenI"——headaptedhisactiontohiswordsashewenton,andgaveasmartslapofhishandsbetweeneachtouch,workinghimselfallthetimeaboutandaboutthecomposition——"whenIlightenthebloomofmygrapes——shadeofftheorangeinmyrainbow——dottheiofmyBritons——throwayellowlightintomycow-cum-BER——insinuateanothermorseloffatintomyshoulderofmutton——dartanotherzigzagflashoflightningatmyshipindistress!"
Heseemedtodothissoneatly,andwassonimbleaboutit,thatthehalfpencecameflyingin。
"Thanks,generouspublic,thanks!"saidtheprofessor。"Youwillstimulatemetofurtherexertions。MynamewillbefoundinthelistofBritishPaintersyet。Ishalldobetterthanthis,withencouragement。Ishallindeed。"
"Younevercandobetterthanthatbunchofgrapes,"saidHenrietta。
"Oh,Thomas,themgrapes!"
"NotbetterthanTHAT,lady?IhopeforthetimewhenIshallpaintanythingbutyourownbrighteyesandlipsequaltolife。"
"(Thomas,didyouever?)Butitmusttakealongtime,sir,"saidHenrietta,blushing,"topaintequaltothat。"
"Iwasprenticedtoit,miss,"saidtheyoungman,smartlytouchingupthecomposition——"prenticedtoitinthecavesofSpainandPortingale,eversolongandtwoyearover。"
Therewasalaughfromthecrowd;andanewmanwhohadworkedhimselfinnextme,said,"He’sasmartchap,too;ain’the?"
"Andwhataeye!"exclaimedHenriettasoftly。
"Ah!Heneedhaveaeye,"saidtheman。
"Ah!Hejustneed,"wasmurmuredamongthecrowd。
"Hecouldn’tcomethat’ereburningmountainwithoutaeye,"saidtheman。Hehadgothimselfacceptedasanauthority,somehow,andeverybodylookedathisfingerasitpointedoutVesuvius。"Tocomethateffectinageneralilluminationwouldrequireaeye;buttocomeitwithtwodips——why,it’senoughtoblindhim!"
Thatimpostor,pretendingnottohaveheardwhatwassaid,nowwinkedtoanyextentwithbotheyesatonce,asifthestrainuponhissightwastoomuch,andthrewbackhislonghair——itwasverylong——asiftocoolhisfeveredbrow。Iwaswatchinghimdoingit,whenHenriettasuddenlywhispered,"Oh,Thomas,howhorridyoulook!"andpulledmeoutbythearm。
RememberingMr。Click’swords,IwasconfusedwhenIretorted,"Whatdoyoumeanbyhorrid?"
"Ohgracious!Why,youlooked,"saidHenrietta,"asifyouwouldhavehisblood。"
Iwasgoingtoanswer,"SoIwould,fortwopence——fromhisnose,"
whenIcheckedmyselfandremainedsilent。
Wereturnedhomeinsilence。Everystepoftheway,thesoftersentimentsthathadflowed,ebbedtwentymileanhour。Adaptingmyconducttotheebbing,asIhaddonetotheflowing,Iletmyarmdroplimp,soasshecouldscarcelykeepholdofit,andIwishedhersuchacoldgood-nightatparting,thatIkeepwithintheboundsoftruthwhenIcharacteriseitasaRasper。
InthecourseofthenextdayIreceivedthefollowingdocument:
"HenriettainformsThomasthatmyeyesareopentoyou。Imusteverwishyouwell,butwalkingandusisseparatedbyanunfarmableabyss。Onesomalignanttosuperiority——Ohthatlookathim!——canneverneverconductHENRIETTA
P。S。——Tothealtar。"
Yieldingtotheeasinessofmydisposition,Iwenttobedforaweek,afterreceivingthisletter。Duringthewholeofsuchtime,Londonwasbereftoftheusualfruitsofmylabour。WhenIresumedit,IfoundthatHenriettawasmarriedtotheartistofPiccadilly。
DidIsaytotheartist?Whatfellwordswerethose,expressiveofwhatagallinghollowness,ofwhatabittermockery!I——I——I——amtheartist。IwastherealartistofPiccadilly,IwastherealartistoftheWaterlooRoad,Iamtheonlyartistofallthosepavement-subjectswhichdailyandnightlyarouseyouradmiration。I
do’em,andIlet’emout。Themanyoubeholdwiththepapersofchalksandtherubbers,touchingupthedown-strokesofthewritingandshadingoffthesalmon,themanyougivethecreditto,themanyougivethemoneyto,hires——yes!andIlivetotellit!——hiresthoseworksofartofme,andbringsnothingto’embutthecandles。
Suchisgeniusinacommercialcountry。Iamnotuptotheshivering,Iamnotuptotheliveliness,Iamnotuptothewanting-employment-in-an-officemove;Iamonlyuptooriginatingandexecutingthework。Inconsequenceofwhichyouneverseeme;
youthinkyouseemewhenyouseesomebodyelse,andthatsomebodyelseisamereCommercialcharacter。TheoneseenbyselfandMr。
ClickintheWaterlooRoadcanonlywriteasingleword,andthatI
taughthim,andit’sMULTIPLICATION——whichyoumayseehimexecuteupsidedown,becausehecan’tdoitthenaturalway。TheoneseenbyselfandHenriettabytheGreenParkrailingscanjustsmearintoexistencethetwoendsofarainbow,withhiscuffandarubber——ifveryhardputuponmakingashow——buthecouldnomorecomethearchoftherainbow,tosavehislife,thanhecouldcomethemoon-light,fish,volcano,shipwreck,mutton,hermit,oranyofmymostcelebratedeffects。
ToconcludeasIbegan:ifthere’sablightedpubliccharactergoing,Iamtheparty。Andoftenasyouhaveseen,dosee,andwillsee,myWorks,it’sfiftythousandtooneifyou’lleverseeme,unless,whenthecandlesareburntdownandtheCommercialcharacterisgone,youshouldhappentonoticeaneglectedyoungmanperseveringlyrubbingoutthelasttracesofthepictures,sothatnobodycanrenewthesame。That’sme。
CHAPTERIV——HISWONDERFULEND
Itwillhavebeen,erenow,perceivedthatIsoldtheforegoingwritings。Fromthefactoftheirbeingprintedinthesepages,theinferencewill,erenow,havebeendrawnbythereader(mayIadd,thegentlereader?)thatIsoldthemtoOnewhoneveryet——{2}
Havingpartedwiththewritingsonmostsatisfactoryterms,——for,inopeningnegotiationswiththepresentJournal,wasInotplacingmyselfinthehandsofOneofwhomitmaybesaid,inthewordsofAnother,{2,}——resumedmyusualfunctions。ButItoosoondiscoveredthatpeaceofmindhadfledfromabrowwhich,uptothattime,Timehadmerelytookthehairoff,leavinganunruffledexpansewithin。
Itweresuperfluoustoveilit,——thebrowtowhichIalludeismyown。
Yes,overthatbrowuneasinessgatheredlikethesablewingofthefabledbird,as——asnodoubtwillbeeasilyidentifiedbyallright-
mindedindividuals。Ifnot,Iamunable,onthespurofthemoment,toenterintoparticularsofhim。Thereflectionthatthewritingsmustnowinevitablygetintoprint,andthatHemightyetliveandmeetwiththem,satliketheHagofNightuponmyjadedform。Theelasticityofmyspiritsdeparted。FruitlesswastheBottle,whetherWineorMedicine。Ihadrecoursetoboth,andtheeffectofbothuponmysystemwaswitheringlylowering。
Inthisstateofdepression,intowhichIsubsidedwhenIfirstbegantorevolvewhatcouldIeversayifHe——theunknown——wastoappearintheCoffee-roomanddemandreparation,IoneforenooninthislastNovemberreceivedaturnthatappearedtobegivenmebythefingerofFateandConscience,handinhand。IwasaloneintheCoffee-room,andhadjustpokedthefireintoablaze,andwasstandingwithmybacktoit,tryingwhetherheatwouldpenetratewithsoothinginfluencetotheVoicewithin,whenayoungmaninacap,ofanintelligentcountenance,thoughrequiringhishaircut,stoodbeforeme。
"Mr。Christopher,theHeadWaiter?"
"Thesame。"
Theyoungmanshookhishairoutofhisvision,——whichitimpeded,——
toapacketfromhisbreast,andhandingitovertome,said,withhiseye(ordidIdream?)fixedwithalambentmeaningonme,"THE
PROOFS。"
AlthoughIsmeltmycoat-tailssingeingatthefire,Ihadnotthepowertowithdrawthem。Theyoungmanputthepacketinmyfalteringgrasp,andrepeated,——letmedohimthejusticetoadd,withcivility:
"THEPROOFS。A。Y。R。"
Withthosewordshedeparted。
A。Y。R。?AndYouRemember。Wasthathismeaning?AtYourRisk。
WerethelettersshortforTHATreminder?AnticipateYourRetribution。DidtheystandforTHATwarning?Out-daciousYouthRepent?Butno;forthat,aOwashappilywanting,andthevowelherewasaA。
Iopenedthepacket,andfoundthatitscontentsweretheforegoingwritingsprintedjustasthereader(mayIaddthediscerningreader?)perusesthem。Invainwasthereassuringwhisper,——A。Y。R。,AlltheYearRound,——itcouldnotcanceltheProofs。Tooappropriatename。TheProofsofmyhavingsoldtheWritings。
Mywretchednessdailyincreased。IhadnotthoughtoftheriskI
ran,andthedefyingpublicityIputmyheadinto,untilallwasdone,andallwasinprint。Giveupthemoneytobeoffthebargainandpreventthepublication,Icouldnot。Myfamilywasdownintheworld,Christmaswascomingon,abrotherinthehospitalandasisterintherheumaticscouldnotbeentirelyneglected。AnditwasnotonlyinsinthefamilythathadtoldontheresourcesofoneunaidedWaitering;outswerenotwanting。Abrotheroutofasituation,andanotherbrotheroutofmoneytomeetanacceptance,andanotherbrotheroutofhismind,andanotherbrotheroutatNewYork(notthesame,thoughitmightappearso),hadreallyandtrulybroughtmetoastandtillIcouldturnmyselfround。Igotworseandworseinmymeditations,constantlyreflecting"TheProofs,"andreflectingthatwhenChristmasdrewnearer,andtheProofswerepublished,therecouldbenosafetyfromhourtohourbutthatHemightconfrontmeintheCoffee-room,andinthefaceofdayandhiscountrydemandhisrights。
Theimpressiveandunlooked-forcatastrophetowardswhichIdimlypointedthereader(shallIadd,thehighlyintellectualreader?)inmyfirstremarksnowrapidlyapproaches。
ItwasNovemberstill,butthelastechoesoftheGuyFoxeshadlongceasedtoreverberate。Wewasslack,——severaljointsunderouraveragemark,andwine,ofcourse,proportionate。Soslackhadwebecomeatlast,thatBedsNos。26,27,28,and31,havingtooktheirsixo’clockdinners,anddozedovertheirrespectivepints,haddroveawayintheirrespectiveHansomsfortheirrespectiveNightMail-trainsandleftusempty。
IhadtooktheeveningpapertoNo。6table,——whichiswarmandmosttobepreferred,——and,lostintheall-absorbingtopicsoftheday,haddroppedintoaslumber。Iwasrecalledtoconsciousnessbythewell-knownintimation,"Waiter!"andreplying,"Sir!"foundagentlemanstandingatNo。4table。Thereader(shallIadd,theobservantreader?)willpleasetonoticethelocalityofthegentleman,——ATNO。4TABLE。
Hehadoneofthenewfangleduncollapsablebagsinhishand(whichI
amagainst,forIdon’tseewhyyoushouldn’tcollapse,whileyouareaboutit,asyourfatherscollapsedbeforeyou),andhesaid:
"Iwanttodine,waiter。Ishallsleephereto-night。"
"Verygood,sir。Whatwillyoutakefordinner,sir?"
"Soup,bitofcodfish,oystersauce,andthejoint。"
"Thankyou,sir。"
Irangthechambermaid’sbell;andMrs。Pratchettmarchedin,accordingtocustom,demurelycarryingalightedflatcandlebeforeher,asifshewasoneofalongpublicprocession,alltheothermembersofwhichwasinvisible。
Inthemeanwhilethegentlemanhadgoneuptothemantelpiece,rightinfrontofthefire,andhadlaidhisforeheadagainstthemantelpiece(whichitisalowone,andbroughthimintotheattitudeofleap-frog),andhadheavedatremenjoussigh。Hishairwaslongandlightish;andwhenhelaidhisforeheadagainstthemantelpiece,hishairallfellinadustyflufftogetheroverhiseyes;andwhenhenowturnedroundandlifteduphisheadagain,itallfellinadustyflufftogetheroverhisears。Thisgivehimawildappearance,similartoablastedheath。
"O!Thechambermaid。Ah!"Hewasturningsomethinginhismind。
"Tobesure。Yes。Iwon’tgoup-stairsnow,ifyouwilltakemybag。Itwillbeenoughforthepresenttoknowmynumber。——Canyougiveme24B?"
(OConscience,whataAdderartthou!)
Mrs。Pratchettallottedhimtheroom,andtookhisbagtoit。Hethenwentbackbeforethefire,andfellabitinghisnails。
"Waiter!"bitingbetweenthewords,"giveme,"bite,"penandpaper;
andinfiveminutes,"bite,"letmehave,ifyouplease,"bite,"a",bite,"Messenger。"
Unmindfulofhiswaningsoup,hewroteandsentoffsixnotesbeforehetouchedhisdinner。ThreewereCity;threeWest-End。TheCitylettersweretoCornhill,Ludgate-hill,andFarringdonStreet。TheWest-EndlettersweretoGreatMarlboroughStreet,NewBurlingtonStreet,andPiccadilly。Everybodywassystematicallydeniedateveryoneofthesixplaces,andtherewasnotavestigeofanyanswer。Ourlightporterwhisperedtome,whenhecamebackwiththatreport,"AllBooksellers。"
Butbeforethenhehadclearedoffhisdinner,andhisbottleofwine。Henow——marktheconcurrencewiththedocumentformerlygiveninfull!——knockedaplateofbiscuitsoffthetablewithhisagitatedelber(butwithoutbreakage),anddemandedboilingbrandy-
and-water。
NowfullyconvincedthatitwasHimself,Iperspiredwiththeutmostfreedom。Whenhebecameflushedwiththeheatedstimulantreferredto,heagaindemandedpenandpaper,andpassedthesucceedingtwohoursinproducingamanuscriptwhichheputinthefirewhencompleted。Hethenwentuptobed,attendedbyMrs。Pratchett。
Mrs。Pratchett(whowasawareofmyemotions)toldme,oncomingdown,thatshehadnoticedhiseyerollingintoeverycornerofthepassagesandstaircase,asifinsearchofhisLuggage,andthat,lookingbackassheshutthedoorof24B,sheperceivedhimwithhiscoatalreadythrownoffimmersinghimselfbodilyunderthebedstead,likeachimley-sweepbeforetheapplicationofmachinery。
Thenextday——Iforbearthehorrorsofthatnight——wasaveryfoggydayinourpartofLondon,insomuchthatitwasnecessarytolighttheCoffee-roomgas。Wewasstillalone,andnofeverishwordsofminecandojusticetothefitfulnessofhisappearanceashesatatNo。4table,increasedbytherebeingsomethingwrongwiththemeter。
Havingagainorderedhisdinner,hewentout,andwasoutforthebestpartoftwohours。Inquiringonhisreturnwhetheranyoftheanswershadarrived,andreceivinganunqualifiednegative,hisinstantcallwasformulligatawny,thecayennepepper,andorangebrandy。
Feelingthatthemortalstrugglewasnowathand,IalsofeltthatI
mustbeequaltohim,andwiththatviewresolvedthatwhateverhetookIwouldtake。Behindmypartition,butkeepingmyeyeonhimoverthecurtain,IthereforeoperatedonMulligatawny,CayennePepper,andOrangeBrandy。Andatalaterperiodoftheday,whenheagainsaid,"OrangeBrandy,"Isaidsotoo,inalowertone,toGeorge,mySecondLieutenant(myFirstwasabsentonleave),whoactsbetweenmeandthebar。
ThroughoutthatawfuldayhewalkedabouttheCoffee-roomcontinually。Oftenhecamecloseuptomypartition,andthenhiseyerolledwithin,tooevidentlyinsearchofanysignsofhisLuggage。Half-pastsixcame,andIlaidhiscloth。HeorderedabottleofoldBrown。IlikewiseorderedabottleofoldBrown。Hedrankhis。Idrankmine(asnearlyasmydutieswouldpermit)glassforglassagainsthis。Hetoppedwithcoffeeandasmallglass。I
toppedwithcoffeeandasmallglass。Hedozed。Idozed。Atlast,"Waiter!"——andheorderedhisbill。Themomentwasnowathandwhenwetwomustbelockedinthedeadlygrapple。
Swiftasthearrowfromthebow,Ihadformedmyresolution;inotherwords,Ihadhammereditoutbetweennineandnine。Itwas,thatIwouldbethefirsttoopenupthesubjectwithafullacknowledgment,andwouldofferanygradualsettlementwithinmypower。Hepaidhisbill(doingwhatwasrightbyattendance)withhiseyerollingabouthimtothelastforanytokensofhisLuggage。
Oneonlytimeourgazethenmet,withthelustrousfixedness(I
believeIamcorrectinimputingthatcharactertoit?)ofthewell-
knownBasilisk。Thedecisivemomenthadarrived。
Withatolerablesteadyhand,thoughwithhumility,IlaidTheProofsbeforehim。
"GraciousHeavens!"hecriesout,leapingup,andcatchingholdofhishair。"What’sthis?Print!"
"Sir,"Ireplied,inacalmingvoice,andbendingforward,"Ihumblyacknowledgetobeingtheunfortunatecauseofit。ButIhope,sir,thatwhenyouhaveheardthecircumstancesexplained,andtheinnocenceofmyintentions——"
Tomyamazement,Iwasstoppedshortbyhiscatchingmeinbothhisarms,andpressingmetohisbreast-bone;whereImustconfesstomyface(andparticular,nose)havingundergonesometemporaryvexationfromhiswearinghiscoatbuttonedhighup,andhisbuttonsbeinguncommonhard。
"Ha,ha,ha!"hecries,releasingmewithawildlaugh,andgraspingmyhand。"Whatisyourname,myBenefactor?"
"Myname,sir"(Iwascrumpled,andpuzzledtomakehimout),"isChristopher;andIhope,sir,that,assuch,whenyou’veheardmyex-"
"Inprint!"heexclaimsagain,dashingtheproofsoverandoverasifhewasbathinginthem。——"Inprint!!OChristopher!
Philanthropist!Nothingcanrecompenseyou,——butwhatsumofmoneywouldbeacceptabletoyou?"
Ihaddrawnastepbackfromhim,orIshouldhavesufferedfromhisbuttonsagain。
"Sir,Iassureyou,Ihavebeenalreadywellpaid,and——"
"No,no,Christopher!Don’ttalklikethat!Whatsumofmoneywouldbeacceptabletoyou,Christopher?Wouldyoufindtwentypoundsacceptable,Christopher?"
Howevergreatmysurprise,Inaturallyfoundwordstosay,"Sir,I
amnotawarethatthemanwaseveryetbornwithoutmorethantheaverageamountofwateronthebrainaswouldnotfindtwentypoundsacceptable。But——extremelyobligedtoyou,sir,I’msure;"forhehadtumbleditoutofhispurseandcrammeditinmyhandintwobank-notes;"butIcouldwishtoknow,sir,ifnotintruding,howI
havemeritedthisliberality?"
"Knowthen,myChristopher,"hesays,"thatfromboyhood’shourI
haveunremittinglyandunavailinglyendeavouredtogetintoprint。
Know,Christopher,thatalltheBooksellersalive——andseveraldead——
haverefusedtoputmeintoprint。Know,Christopher,thatIhavewrittenunprintedReams。Buttheyshallbereadtoyou,myfriendandbrother。Yousometimeshaveaholiday?"
SeeingthegreatdangerIwasin,Ihadthepresenceofmindtoanswer,"Never!"Tomakeitmorefinal,Iadded,"Never!Notfromthecradletothegrave。"
"Well,"sayshe,thinkingnomoreaboutthat,andchucklingathisproofsagain。"ButIaminprint!Thefirstflightofambitionemanatingfrommyfather’slowlycotisrealisedatlength!Thegoldenbow"——hewasgettingon,——"struckbythemagichand,hasemittedacompleteandperfectsound!Whendidthishappen,myChristopher?"
"Whichhappen,sir?"
"This,"hehelditoutatarmslengthtoadmireit,——"thisPer-
rint。"
WhenIhadgivenhimmydetailedaccountofit,hegraspedmebythehandagain,andsaid:
"DearChristopher,itshouldbegratifyingtoyoutoknowthatyouareaninstrumentinthehandsofDestiny。BecauseyouARE。"
ApassingSomethingofamelancholycastputitintomyheadtoshakeit,andtosay,"Perhapsweallare。"
"Idon’tmeanthat,"heanswered;"Idon’ttakethatwiderange;I
confinemyselftothespecialcase。Observemewell,myChristopher!Hopelessofgettingrid,throughanyeffortofmyown,ofanyofthemanuscriptsamongmyLuggage,——allofwhich,sendthemwhereIwould,werealwayscomingbacktome,——itisnowsomesevenyearssinceIleftthatLuggagehere,onthedesperatechance,eitherthatthetoo,toofaithfulmanuscriptswouldcomebacktomenomore,orthatsomeonelessaccursedthanImightgivethemtotheworld。Youfollowme,myChristopher?"
"Prettywell,sir。"Ifollowedhimsofarastojudgethathehadaweakhead,andthattheOrange,theBoiling,andOldBrowncombinedwasbeginningtotell。(TheOldBrown,beingheady,isbestadaptedtoseasonedcases。)
"Yearselapsed,andthosecompositionsslumberedindust。Atlength,Destiny,choosingheragentfromallmankind,sentYouhere,Christopher,andlo!theCasketwasburstasunder,andtheGiantwasfree!"
Hemadehayofhishairafterhesaidthis,andhestooda-tiptoe。
"But,"heremindedhimselfinastateofexcitement,"wemustsitupallnight,myChristopher。ImustcorrecttheseProofsforthepress。Fillalltheinkstands,andbringmeseveralnewpens。"
HesmearedhimselfandhesmearedtheProofs,thenightthrough,tothatdegreethatwhenSolgavehimwarningtodepart(inafour-
wheeler),fewcouldhavesaidwhichwasthem,andwhichwashim,andwhichwasblots。Hislastinstructionswas,thatIshouldinstantlyrunandtakehiscorrectionstotheofficeofthepresentJournal。
Ididso。Theymostlikelywillnotappearinprint,forInoticedamessagebeingbroughtroundfromBeaufordPrintingHouse,whileI
wasathrowingthisconcludingstatementonpaper,thattheoleresourcesofthatestablishmentwasunabletomakeoutwhattheymeant。Uponwhichacertaingentlemanincompany,asIwillnotmoreparticularlyname,——butofwhomitwillbesufficienttoremark,standingonthebroadbasisofawave-girtisle,thatwhetherweregardhiminthelightof,——{3}laughed,andputthecorrectionsinthefire。
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