"IsGustavustobetrusted?"
"Trusted,ma’am!"criedMr。Ferdinand,lookingatGustavus,whohadassumedanexpressionofpaleandpatheticdignity。"Trusted——aLondonfootman!Oh,ma’am!"
Hisvoicefailed。Hechokedandbegantorummageinthepocketofhisblacktailcoatforhisperfumedhandkerchief。
"T’st,t’st!Imeanhisarms,"saidMrs。Merillia,pattingherdelicatehandsquicklyonthechair。"Canhecarryme?"
ThecountenanceofMr。Ferdinandcleared,whileGustavuseagerlyextendedhisrightarm,bentitsharply,andallowedhismagnificentbicepstoriseupinsuddenmajesty。Mrs。Merilliawasreassured。
"Hoistmetothedrawin’—room,then,"shesaid。"Hennessey,willyouwalkbehind?"
Theprocessionwasformed,andthelittleoldladyproceededbyasuccessionofjerkstotheupperfloor,hersilkgownrustlingagainstthebalusters,andhertinyfeetdanglinglooselyinmid—air,whileherlongandelegantheadnoddedeachtimeMr。FerdinandandGustavusprancedcarefullysidewaystoahigherstep。TheProphetfollowedsolicitouslybehind,withhandsoutstretchedtocheckanydangerousrecoil。Hisfacewasverygrave,butnotentirelyunhappy。
"Setmedownbythefire,"saidMrs。Merillia,whenshefoundherselfbeingsmoothlypropelledthroughtheatmosphereofthedrawing—room。
Themenialsobeyedwithbreathlessassiduity。
"Andnowbringmeasandwich,aglassoftoastandwaterandafan,ifyouplease。Yes,putthefootstoolwellunderme。"
"Dearestgrannie,"saidtheProphet,whenthemenhadretired,"areyouingreatpain?"
"No,Hennessey。Areyou?"
Mrs。Merillia’sgreeneyestwinkled。
"I!"
"Yes,atmyaccident。Formyankleissprained,I’malmostsure,andI
shallhavetolieuppresentlyinwetbandages。Tellme,areyoureallypainedthatIhavehadtheaccidentyouprophesied?"
Sheglancedfromhergrandsontothetelescopethatpointedtowardthestarsandbackagain。
"Iam,indeed,sincerelygrieved,"theProphetansweredwithgenuineemotion。
"Yes。ButifI’djumpedoutallright,andwassittin’herenowinaperfectconditionofhealth,you’dhavebeensincerelygrieved,too。"
"Ihopenot,grannie,"saidtheProphet。Buthelookedmeditative。
Mr。Ferdinandbroughtthetoastandwater,thesandwichandthefan。
WhenhehadtroddenacrossthecarpetoutoftheroomMrs。Merilliacontinued,——
"Hennessey,youseewherethispropheticbusinessisleadin’you。Ithasmadeyoucharmedatmyaccident。Yes,ithas。"
Shespokewithoutanypathos,humorouslyindeed,inabrighttonefullofcommonsense。Andshenoddedathimoverhertoastandwaterwithachaffing,demuresmile。ButtheProphetwincedandputhishandtohisthickbrownhair。
"No,no,"hecriedquickly。"That’simpossible。Itcan’tbe。"Butthestatementssoundedlikeperturbedquestions。
"Think!"saidhisgrandmother,lookingdownatherpoor,helplessfootasitlayonthevelvetstool。"IfIhadn’thadanaccidentto—night,you’dhavebeenobligedtothinkillof——of——whichofthemwasitthathadtheimpertinencetotalkmyaffairsoverwithyou?"
"MercuryandUranus,Jupiter,SaturnandVenus,"saidtheProphetwithalmostterriblegravity。
"Exactly。Ialwayshavethoughtillofthelast,butthat’snothin’todowithit。Weighmeinthebalanceagainstfiveplanets——aretheyallplanets?——andhowdothescalesgo?Yousee,Hennessey!"
TheProphetlookedmuchdistressed。Hesawhisbelovedgrandmotherbythefireandthebrightstarstwinklingthroughthefrostywindow—
panes。Hethoughtofhistelescope,ofSirTiglath,ofMr。Malkiel,andofthefuture,andthevelvetybluewallsofthedrawing—roomseemedtospinroundhim。
"Prophecy,"continuedMrs。Merillia,fanningherselftillthelacelappetsofherpricelesscapflutteredaboveherorderlyandclaspingwig,"isdangerous,foroftenitcancauseitsownfulfilment。Ifyouhadn’tsaidthatbecauseofacertainconjunctionofplanets——orwhateveritwas——inmyhoroscope,Ishouldhaveanaccidentto—night,I
shouldn’thavejumpedoutofthebrougham。IshouldhavewaitedforMr。
Ferdinandtoassistme,asbefitsagentlewoman。"
"But,grannie,IassureyouIwasmostanxioustosaveyou。IhopedI
hadmadeamistakeinyourhoroscope。Idid,really。IwassonervousthatIsenttoMr。Malkielwhileyouwereatthetheatreandimploredhimtolookintothematterasanexpert。"
"Mr。Malkiel!Whoishe?Doweknowhim?"
"No。Butweknowhismarvellous/Almanac/。"
"The/Almanac/person!Why,Malkielissurelyamyth,Hennessey,anumberofpeople,acompany,asyndicate,orsomethingofthatkind。"
"SoIthought,grannie。ButIhavemadeinquiries——throughadetectiveagency——andIhavediscoveredthatheisoneperson;infact,aman,justlikeyouandme。"
"Ratheranoddmanthen!IsheintheRedBook?"
"No。Heis,Iunderstand,ofaveryretiringandsecretivedisposition。
Infact,Ihavehadgreatdifficultyinlearninganythingabouthim。
ButatlengthIhavediscoveredthathereceivesandanswerslettersatanaddressinLondon。"
"Indeed。Whereisit?"
"Jellybrand’sLibrary,ElevenHundredZ,ShaftesburyAvenue。Isentaboymessengerthereto—day。"
"Didyoureceiveareply?"
"No。Ithinktheboy——althoughMr。Ferdinandtellsmeheworefourmedals,Ipresumeforcourage——musthavebecomenervousonperceivingMr。Malkiel’snameontheenvelope,havethrownthenotedownagrating,andboltedbeforehereachedtheplace,thoughhesaid——onhisBibleoath,IunderstandfromMr。Ferdinand——hedeliveredthenote。InanycaseIgotnoanswer。Howareyoufeeling?"
"Twisted,butprophetic。Iforetellthatmyanklewillbeswelledbeyondrecognitionto—morrow。Helpmetobed,Hennessey。"
TheProphetflewtohisdearrelative’sassistance,andMrs。Merilliaendeavouredtoriseandtoleanuponhisanxiousarm。Afterastruggle,however,inwhichtheProphettookpartandtwochairswereoverset,shewasobligedtodesist。
"Youmustringthebell,Hennessey,"shesaid。"Mr。FerdinandandGustavusmustcarrymetobedinthechair。"
TheProphetsprangtragicallytothebell。Itwasanswered。Theprocessionwasre—formed,andMrs。Merilliawascarriedtobed,stillsmiling,noddingateachstairandbearingherselfwithadmirablecourage。
AsMr。FerdinandandGustavusdescendedtothebasementafterthecompletionoftheirunusualtask,thelattersaidsolemnly,——
"Howevershouldmasterhavecometoknowasthemissiswouldn’tbeabletoputfoottofloorthisnight,Mr。Ferdinand?However?"
"Icannotansweryou,Gustavus,"Mr。Ferdinandreplied,shakinghisbroadandglobe—likehead,roundwhosebaldcupolathejet—blackhairwasbrushedintwohalfmoonsdecoratedwitharenowned"butler’sownspecialpomade。"
"Well,Mr。Ferdinand,"rejoinedGustavus,stretchingoutonehandforpaleale,theotherfor/FrenchRevolution/,"Idon’tlikeit。"
"Why,Gustavus?"inquiredMr。Ferdinand,preparingtoresumehisdiscussionwiththeaccommodatingupperhousemaid。"Why?"
"Becauseitseemsstrangelike,Mr。Ferdinand,"saidGustavus,liftingtheglasstohislips,the/FrenchRevolution/tohiseyes。
"Itdoseemstrange,Gustavus,"answeredMr。Ferdinand,leavingoutthe"like"inacultivatedmanner。"Itdo。"
Inthedrawing—roomtheProphetstood,withclenchedhands,gazingthroughthetelescopeatMercuryandUranus,Jupiter,SaturnandVenus,while,onthesecondfloor,Mrs。FancyQuinglet,Mrs。Merillia’sdevoted,butoccasionallydisconcerting,maid,swathedhermistress’sankleinbandagespreviouslysteepedincoldwaterandinvinegar。
CHAPTERII
MALKIELTHESECONDISBETRAYEDBYTHEYOUNGLIBRARIAN
Mrs。Merillia’saccidentmadeaverydeepimpressionupontheProphet’smind。Hethoughtitovercarefully,anddesiredtodiscussitinallitsbearingswithMrs。FancyQuinglet,whohadbeenhisconfidanteforfullthirtyyears。Mrs。Fancy——whohadnotbeenmarried——wasnolongeraprettygirl。Indeeditwaspossiblethatshehadnever,eveninherheyday,beenotherwisethanmoderatelyplain。Now,attheageoffifty—
oneandahalf,shewasafaithfulcreaturewithathin,pendulousnose,apale,hystericeye,atendencytocoldintheheadandchilblainsintheautumnoftheyear,andasomewhatincoherentandoccasionallyfrenziedturnofmind。Argumentcouldneveratanytimehavehadmucheffectuponhernature,andasshegrewtowardsmaturityitspoweroverhermostmarkedlydecreased。Thisfactwasrecognisedbyeverybody,lastofallbyMrs。Merillia,whowasatlengthfullyconvincedoftheexistenceofcertaindepthsinhermaid’speculiarcharacterbythefollowingcircumstance。
Mrs。Merilliahadabandy—leggeddachshundcalledBeau,whosenamewasformanyyearsoftenaffectionately,andquitecorrectly,pronouncedbyFancyQuinglet。Oneday,however,shechancedtoseeitwrittenuponpaper——B。E。A。U。
"Whateverdoesthatmean,ma’am?"sheaskedofMrs。Merillia。
"Why,Beau,ofcourse,Beau——thedog。Whatshoulditmean?"
"Bow?"criedFancy。"Ishewritso?"
"Ofcourse,sillygirl。ItiswrittenBeau,andyoucanpronounceitasyouwouldpronounceabowofribbon。"
Fancysaidnomore,thoughitwaseasytoseethatshewasmuchshakenbythiscircumstance。Butshecouldneverafterwardsbeinducedtoutterherfavourite’sname。Shewasphysicallyunabletospeakthewordsostrangely,soalmostimpiously,spelt。Thisshedeclaredwithtears。
Persuasionandargumentwereunavailing。HenceforthBeauwasalwayscalledbyher"thedog,"anditwasobviousthat,hadshebeenledouttothestake,shemusthaveburnedratherthansaveherselfbyapronouncingofthecombinationoflettersbywhichshehadbeensolongdeceived。
SuchaninflexiblemindhadMrs。Fancy,towhomtheProphetnowappliedhimselfwithgesturesalmostSinaic。
Shewasdressedinmouse—colouredgrenadine,andwasseatedinasmallchamberopeningoutofMrs。Merillia’sbedroom,engagedinwhatshecalled"plaintatting。"
"Fancy,"saidtheProphet,enteringandclosingthedoorcarefully,"youknowmewell。"
"Fromthebottle,sir,"sheanswered,dartingtheboneimplementsinandout。
"Haveyoueverthought——hasiteveroccurredtoyou——"
"Ican’tsayithas,sir,"Fancyreplied,withtheweakdecisionpeculiartoher。
Shewaseverpronethustoanswerquestionsbeforetheywerefullyasked,orcouldbeproperlyunderstoodbyher,andfromsuchprematuredecisionsasshehastenedtogiveshecouldneverafterwardsbepersuadedtoretreat。KnowingthistheProphetsaidrapidly,——
"Fancy,ifamanfindsoutthatheisaprophetwhatoughthetodo?"
Thelady’s—maidrattledherbones。
"Letitalone,sir,"sheanswered。"Letitalone,MasterHennessey。"
"Well,butwhatd’youmeanbythat?"
"WhatIsaysir。Ican’tspeakdifferent,normeanother。"
"Butcan’tyouexplain,Fancy?"
"Oh,MasterHennessey,thelivesthathavebeenwrecked,thehomesthathavebeenbrokeupbyexplainings!"
Hereyeseemedsuddenlylitfromwithinbysomefeverofsad,worldlyknowledge。
"Well,but——"theProphetbegan。
"Iknowit,MasterHennessey,andIcan’tknowother。"
Shesighed,andhergazebecamefixedlikethatofatyphoidpatientinadream。
"Themthatknowsotherletthemdeclareit,"sheejaculated。"Isayagain,asIdidafore——thehomesthathavebeenbrokenupbyexplainings!"
Shetatted。TheProphetbowedbeforeherdecisionandlefttheapartmentfeelingratherhungry。FancyQuinglet’scrumbswerenotalwayscrumbsofcomfort。HeresolvedtoapplyagaintoMr。Malkiel,andthistimetomaketheapplicationinperson。ButbeforehedidsohethoughtitrighttotellMrs。Merillia,whowasstillsteepedinbandages,ofhisintention。HethereforewentstraighttoherroomfromFancyQuinglet’s。Mrs。MerilliawaslyinguponacouchreadingaRussiannovel。Acupofteastoodbesideheruponatablenearabowlofredandyellowtulips,acanarywassinginginitscageamidashowerofbird—seed,and"thedog"laystretchedbeforetheblazingfireuponamilk—whiterug,overwhichapalerayofwintersunshinefell。AstheProphetcameinMrs。Merilliaglancedup。
"Hennessey,"shesaid,"youaregrowin’tolooklikeLordBrandling,whenhecombinedthePremiershipwiththeForeignOfficeandwehadthatdreadfulcomplicationwithIceland。Mydearboy,youarecorrugatedwiththoughtandcare。Whatisthematter?Myankleismuchbetter。Youneednotbeanxiousaboutme。HasVenusbeenplayingyouanotherjade’strick?"
TheProphetsatdownandstrokedBeau’ssablebackwithhisforefinger。
"IhavescarcelylookedatVenussinceyouwereinjured,grannie,"heanswered。"Ihavescarcelydaredto。"
"I’mgladtohearit。SincethedaysofAdonisshehasalwayshadadangerousinfluenceonyoungmen。Ifyouwanttolookatanybody,lookatthatpretty,sensiblecousinofRobertGreen’s。"
"LadyEnid。Yes,sheissensible。IbelievesheisinHampshirestayingwiththeChurchmores。"
Helookedcalmerforamoment,butthecorrugatedexpressionquicklyreturned。
"Grannie,"hesaid,"IthinkitmydutytomakeanefforttoseeMr。
Malkiel。"
"The/Almanac/man。Whatdoyouwantwithhim?"
Shetappedoneofhersmall,mittenedhandsovertheotherandslightlytwistedherlongandpointednose。
"Iwanttolearnhisviewsonthisstrangefacultyofprophecy。Hasiteveroccurredtoyouthatamongallourimmenseacquaintancewedon’tnumberasingleprophet?"
"Onecan’tknoweverybody,Hennessey。AndIbelievethatprophetsalwaysspringfromthelowerclasses。Thelinemustbedrawnsomewhereeveninthesedays。"
"Whynotdrawitatmillionairesthen?"
"Ishouldliketo。Somethin’willhavetobedone。Ifthenobodiescontinuetogoeverywheretheveryfewsomebodiesthatareleftwillsoongonowhere。
"Perhapstheydogonowhere。Perhapsthatiswhywehavenevermetaprophet。"
Mrs。Merillialookedupsharply,withherwide,cheerfulmouthsetawryinashrewdsmilethatseemedtosay"Soho!"Sherecognisedastrange,newnoteofprofound,thoughnotarrogant,self—respectinhergrandson。
"Prophets,"Hennesseyaddedmoregently,"havealwaysbeeninclinedtodwellinthewilderness。"
"Butwherecanyoufindawildernessinthesedays?"askedMrs。
Merillia,stillsmiling。"EvenHammersmithisbecomin’quiteafashionableneighbourhood。Andyousaythatthe/Almanac/manlivesinShaftesburyAvenue,onlyhalfaminutefromPiccadillyCircus。"
"Mydeargrannie,"hecorrectedher,"Isaidhereceivedlettersthere。
Idon’tknowwherehelives。"
"Howareyougoin’tofindhimthen?"
"IshallcallthisafternoonatelevenhundredZ。"
"Toseeifhehasruninforapostcard!Andwhatsortofpersondoyouexpecthimtobe?"
"Somethingquiteoutofthecommon。"
Mrs。Merilliascreweduphereyesdoubtfully。
"Ihopeyouwon’tbedisappointed。Howmanyeditionshavetherebeenofthe/Almanac/?"
"Seventyyearlyeditions。"
"ThenMalkielmustbeaveryoldman。"
"ButthisMr。MalkielisMalkieltheSecond。"
"Oneofadynasty!Thataltersthecase。Perhapshe’sayoungmanabouttown。Thereareyoungmenabouttown,Ibelieve,whohaveaddressesatclubsandlibraries,andsleepondoorsteps,orinthePark。Well,Hennessey,Iseeyouaregettingfidgety。Youhadbetterbeoff。Buymesomerosesformyroomonyourwayhome。I’mexpectin’someonetohaveteawiththepoorvictimofprophecythisafternoon。"
TheProphetkissedhisgrandmother,putonhisovercoatandsteppedintothesquare。
Itwasabright,frosty,genialday,andheresolvedtowalktoJellybrand’sLibrary。
Londonwaslookingquitelight—heartedinthedry,coldair,whichsetabloomevenuponthecheeksoftheambassadorswhowereabout,andcausedthebutcherboystoappearlikepeonies。Thecrossing—sweeperssweptnothingvigorously,andwererewardedwithshowersofpencefrompedestriansdelightingintheabsenceofmud。CrystalassomegardenofaneternalcityseemedthegreenPark,wrappedinitsfrostymantleembroideredwithsunbeams。Eventhedriversofthe"growlers"weremoderatelycheerful——averyrareoccurrence——andtheblindmanofPiccadillysmiledasheroaredalongthehighway,strikingthefeetofthecharitablewiththewandwhichwastheemblemofhisprofession。
OnlytheProphetwassolemnonthisdeliciousafternoon。Peoplelookedathimandthoughtthathemustsurelybetherichestmanofthetown。
Hisfacewassosad。
Hewoundacrossthewhirlpool,wherethegreenimageposturestothehumanstreamsthatriotbelowit。Hesawbeneaththeirroovesofostrichfeathersthegirlsshaketheirlongearringsabovesweetvioletsandrosesfaintingwithdesiretobeboughtbycountrycousins。
"WhereiselevenhundredZ,ifyouplease?"heaskedtheShaftesburyAvenuepoliceman。
"Jellybrand’ssir?Ontherightbetweenthecreamshopandtheenginewarehouse,justoppositetheplacewheretheysellparrots,afterthattherepatentmedicinedepot。"
TheProphetbowed,thinkingoftheblessingsofknowledge。Inamomenthestoodbeforethelibraryandglancedatitsdirtywindow。Hesawseveralletterslyingagainsttheglass。Onewasaddressedto"MissMinervaPartridge。"Hesteppedin,wonderingwhatshewaslike。
Jellybrand’sLibrarywasasmall,squareroomcontainingaletterrack,anewspaperstand,abookcaseandacounter。Itwasfittedupwithletters,papers,books,andabigboywithabulginghead。Thelast—
namedstoodbehindthecounter,strokinghisirregularprofilewithonehand,andthrowingaboxofJnibsintotheairandcatchingitwiththeother。UpontheProphet’sentrancethisyouthobliginglydroppedthenibsaccidentallyuponthefloor,andarrangedhissharpandanemicfaceinanexpressionofconsumptiveinquiry。TheProphetapproachedthecountersoftly,andallowedthesablewithwhichhiscoatwastrimmedtorestagainstit。
"DidaboymessengercallhereafewdaysagowithanoteforMr。
Malkiel?"heasked。
Theyounglibrarianassumedanattitudeofvitalsuspicionandtheexpressionofalynx。
"ForMalkieltheSecond,sir?"herepliedinapiercingsopranovoice。
"Yes,"saidtheProphet。"Aboymessengerwithfourmedals。Therewasacrestontheenvelope——anelephantrampantsurroundedbyaswarmofbees。"
Adoggedlookofcombinedterrorandresolutionoverspreadtheyounglibrarian’scountenance。
"There’sbeennoelephantandnoswarmofbeesinhere,"hesaidwithtremblingcurtness。
"Youaresureyouwouldhaverememberedthecircumstanceiftherehadbeen?"
"Rather!Whatdoyouthink?Wedon’tallowthingsofthemsortinhere,Icantellyou。"
TheProphetdrewouthalfasovereign,uponwhicharayofsunshineimmediatelyfellasifinbenediction。
"DoesMr。Malkiel——?
"MalkieltheSecond,"interruptedtheyounglibrarian,whosepinkisheyeswinkedattheilluminationofthegold。
"MalkieltheSecondevercallhere——inperson?"
"Inperson?"saidtheyounglibrarian,verysuspiciously。
"Exactly。"
"Idon’tknowaboutinperson。Hecallshere。"
"Ah,"saidtheProphet,recognisingintheyouthaliterarysensethatinstinctivelyrejectedsuperfluity。"Hedoescall。MayIaskwhen?"
"Whenhechooses,"saidtheyounglibrarian,andhewinkedagain。
"Doeshechooseoften?"
"He’sgothisday,likeMissPartridgeandlotsof’em。"
"Isee。Ishisday——bychance——aThursday?"
ItwasaThursdayafternoon。
"Idon’tknowaboutbychance,"rejoinedtheyounglibrarian,hisliterarysenseagaincomingintoplay。"Butit’s——"
Atthismomentthelibrarydooropened,andatall,thin,middle—agedmanwalkedinsidewayswithhisfeetverymuchturnedouttorightandleftofhim。
"Anyletters,FrederickSmith?"hesaidinahollowvoice,onreachingthecounter。
"Two,Mr。Sagittarius,Ibelieve,"repliedtheyounglibrarian,movingwithrespectfulceleritytowardstheletterrack。
TheProphetstartedandlookedeagerlyatthenewcomer。Hiseyesresteduponanindividualwhosefacewascomicinoutlinewithaseriousexpression,andwhoseformsuggestedtragicfarcedressedtorepresentcommonplace,asseenatMargateandelsewhere。Atophat,aspottedcollar,apinkshirt,awhitesatintie,achocolatebrownfrockcoat,browntrousersandboots,andablackovercoatthrownopenfromtoptobottom——theseappurtenances,clerklyintheiradherencetoacertainconvention,couldnotwhollydisguisetheemotionalexpressionthatseemssometimestolurkinshape。ThelinesofMr。Sagittariusdefiedtheirclothing。Hisshouldersgavethelietothechocolatebrownfrockcoat。Hislegsbreatheddefiancetothetrousersthatsheathedthem。
Onecould,infancy,seetheformershruggedinalltheabandonmentofthird—actdespair,beholdthelatterdartingwildlyforthecoveraffordedbyacopper,acupboard,oranyotherfriendlyrefugeofthosepoorvictimsofludicrousandterrificcircumstancewhoaresosorelysmittenandafflicteduponthefunnystage。
Mr。Sagittarius,infine,seemedamandressedinamaskthatwasunabletodeceive。Hisleanfacewasalmostabsurdinitsirregularity,itshighcheek—bonesanddeepdepressions,itssharpnose,extensivemouthandnervouschin。Butthepaleblueeyesthatwereitssoulshoneplaintivelybeneaththeirshaggy,blondeeyebrows,andevenanapplicationofpomadealmosthystericallylavishcouldnotentirelyconcealthecurlinggloomoftheheavy,mattedhair。
"Yes,two,Mr。Sagittarius,"criedtheyounglibrarian,approachingfromtherack。
Thegentlemanheldoutahandcoveredwithayellowdogskinglove。
"Thankyou,FrederickSmith,"hesaid。
Andheturnedtoleavethebuilding。ButtheProphetinterceptedhim。
"Excuseme,"saidtheProphet。"Ibegyourpardon,but——but——"helookedattheyounglibrarianandaccidentallyletthehalfsovereignfallonthecounter。Itgavethetruering。"IbelieveIheardyoumention——letdropthenameMr。Sagittarius。"
"Idon’tknowaboutletdrop,"begantheyouthinhisusualrevisingmanner。"ButI——"
Atthispointthegentlemaninquestionbegantomoveratherhastilysidewaystowardsthedoor。TheProphetfollowedhimupandgotbeforehimneartheletterrack,whiletheyounglibrarianretrievedthehalfsovereignandbititwithhisteeth。