"Ireallybegyourpardon,"saidtheProphet,whileMr。Sagittariusstoodstillintheviolentattitudeofonedeterminedtododgesolongashehasbreath。"Iamnotatallinthehabitof"——Mr。Sagittariusdodged——"ofintrudinguponstrangers——"Mr。SagittariusdodgedagainwithsuchextraordinaryabruptnessanddeterminationthathenearlycausedtheyounglibrariantoswallowtheProphet’sgoldenbribe。"I
seeyoudon’tbelieveme,"theProphetcontinued,flushingpinkbutstillholdinghisground,andindeedtryingtoturnMr。Sagittarius’sflankbyastrategicmovementofalmostmilitaryprecision。"Iseethatplainly,but——"Mr。Sagittariusduckedtotheleft,endeavouringtocoverthemanoeuvrebyanalmostsimultaneousandextremelypassionatefeinttowardstheProphet’scentre,whichwasimmediatelywithdrawningoodorder——"butyourremark——arkablename,Saag——itt—ittarius,suggestedtomethatyouarerea—eallythemanIseek。"
HehadnowgotMr。SagittariusintoaveryawkwardbitofcountrybetweentheletterP。intherack,underwhichreposedMissPartridge’scorrespondence,andthenewspaperbureau,withthecounterimmediatelyonhisrear,andtakingadvantageofthiscircumstance,hecontinuedrapidly:
"MayIaskwhetheryourecentlyreceivedaletter——onemoment!——
envelope——crest——Ionlywanttoknowifyouhavereceived——only——anelephantrampant——swarmof——ofbees——"
"Ihaveneverreceivedarampantelephantandaswarmofbees,"criedMr。Sagittariuswitheverysymptomofunbridledterror。"Help,FrederickSmith!"
"Rightyouare,MalkieltheSecond!"criedtheyounglibrarian,hastilypocketingthehalfsovereignandmakingafeverishlungeatnothinginparticularoverthecounter。"Rightyouare!"
"MalkieltheSecond!"ejaculatedtheProphet。"ThenyouarethemanI
seek。"
MalkieltheSecond——foritwasindeedhe——sankbackagainstthecounterinanattitudeofabandonedprostrationthatwouldhavemadeafortuneofacomicactor。
"ItrustedtoJellybrand’s,"hesaid,drawingfromhistailpocketawhitehandkerchiefcoveredwithapatternofpinkstorksinflight。"I
trustedtoJellybrand’sandJellybrand’shasbetrayedme。Oh,FrederickSmith!"
Heputastorktoeacheye。Theyounglibrarianassumedaninjuredair。
"Itwastheagitationdidit,Mr。Sagittarius,"hesaid。"Ifyouhadn’ta—kep’dodgingIshouldn’thavelostmymemory。"
AndhelookedavariciouslyattheProphet,whosmiledathimreassuringlyanddrewforthacardcase。
"Ifeelsure,Mr。Sag——Malkiel——"
"MalkieltheSecond,sir,ismynameifitisbetrayedbyJellybrand’s,"saidthatgentlemanwithsuddendignity。"Thereisnoneedofanymister。"
"Ibegyourpardon,"saidtheProphet,handinghiscard。"Thatismynameandaddress。MayIbegyoutoforgivemyapparentanxietytomakeyouracquaintance,andimploreyoutograntmeafewmomentsofprivateconversationonamatteroftheutmostimportance?"
MalkieltheSecondreadthecard。
"BerkeleySquare,"hesaid。"/The/BerkeleySquare?"
"Exactly,theBerkeleySquare,"saidtheProphet,modestly。
"NottheoneatBrixtonRisebehindtheKimmins’smews?"saidMalkieltheSecond,suspiciously。
"Certainlynot。TheonenearGrosvenorSquare。"
"That’sbetter,"saidMalkiel,uponwhomtheProphet’saddresshadevidentlymadeagoodimpression。"Kimmins’sisnoclassatall。Hadyoucomefromthere,I——butwhatmayyouwantwithme?"
TheProphetglancedsignificantlyattheyounglibrarian,whowasleaninguponthecounterinatense,keyholeposition,withhisprivateearturnedsomewhatostentatiouslytowardsthetwospeakers。
"Icantellyouinaninnerroom,"hemurmured,inhismostingratiatingmanner。
"You’recertainit’snotBerkeleySquarebehindKimmins’s?"saidMalkiel,withalastflickerofsuspicion。
"Quitecertain——quite。"
"FrederickSmith,"saidMalkieltheSecond,"sinceJellybrand’shasbetrayedmeJellybrand’smustabidetheconsequences。Showthisgentlemanandmetotheparlour。"
"Right,Mr。Sagittarius,"repliedtheyounglibrarianwhosememoryhadagainbecomeexcellent。"ButMissMinervaiscomingatthree—thirty。"
"Hasshebespoketheparlour,FrederickSmith?"
"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius。"
"Thenshecan’thaveit。That’sall。Jellybrand’smustabidethefullconsequencesofmybetrayal。Goforward,FrederickSmith。"
Theyounglibrarianwentforwardtowardsadoorofdealandgroundglasswhichhethrewopenwithsomeceremony。
"Theparlour,gents,"hesaid。
"Afteryou,sir,afteryou,"saidMalkieltheSecond,makingasidestepandbringinghisfeettogetherinthefirstposition。
"No,no,"rejoinedtheProphet,gentlydrawingthesagetothefront,andinsertinghimintotheparlourinsuchaningeniousmannerthathedidnotperceivethejourneyofasecondhalfsovereignfromthepersonoftheProphettothatoftheyounglibrarian,whothereafterclosedthedealandgroundglassdoor,andreturnedtothecounter,whistlinginanabsent—mindedmanner,"I’maHappyMillionairefromColorado。"
CHAPTERIII
THETWOPROPHETSPARTAKEOF"CREAMINGFOAM。"
"Andnow,sir,"saidMalkieltheSecond,pointingtoacoupleofcanechairswhich,withthetable,endeavoured,ratherunsuccessfully,tofurnishforththeparlouratJellybrand’s,"nowsir,whatdoyouwantwithme?"
Ashespokehethrewhisblackovercoatwideopen,seatedhimselfontheedgeofoneofthechairsinadignifiedattitude,andcrossedhisfeet——whichwerenotinnocentofspats——oneovertheother。
TheProphetwasresolvedtodareall,andhe,therefore,answeredboldly,——
"MalkieltheSecond,Iwishtospeaktoyouasoneprophettoanother。"
AtthisremarkMalkielstartedviolently,anddartedasearchingglancefrombeneathhisblondeeyebrowsatHennessey。
"DoyouliveintheBerkeleySquare,sir,"hesaid,"andclaimtobeaprophet?"
"Ido,"saidHennessey,withmodestdetermination。
Malkielsmiled,alongandwreathedsmilethatwasfulloflusciousmelancholyandtragicsweetness。
"Theassumptionseemsratherridiculous——forgiveme,"heexclaimed。
"TheBerkeleySquare!WhateverwouldMadamesay?"
"Madame?"saidtheProphet,inquiringly。
"MadameMalkiel,orMadameSagittarius,asshealwayspasses。"
"Yourwife?"
"Myhonouredlady,"saidMalkiel,withpride。"Moretomealmostthananylunarguideorstarrymonitor。What,oh,whatwouldshesaytoaprophetfromtheBerkeleySquare?"
Heburstintohollowlaughter,shakinguponthecanechairtillitsveryfoundationsseemedthreatenedasbyanearthquake,andwasobligedtoapplytheflightofstorkstohiseyesbeforehecouldinanydegreerecoverhisequanimity。Atlengthheglancedupwithtearsrollingdownhischeeks。
"Excuseme,sir,"hesaid。"Butwhatcanyouknowofprophecyinsuchafashionableneighbourhood,closetoGrosvenorSquareandwithinsight,asonemaysay,ofPiccadilly?Oh,dear,oh,dear!"
"Butreally,"saidtheProphet,whohadflushedred,butwhostillspokewithpleasantmildness,"whatinfluencecanneighbourhoodhaveuponsuchasuperterrestrialmatter?"
"DidIsaiahresideintheBerkeleySquare,sir?"
"Ifancynot。Still——"
"Ifancynot,too,"rejoinedMalkiel。"NorBernardWilkinseither,oranyprophetthateverIheardof。Why,evenJesseJoneslivesoffPerkin’sRoad,WandsworthCommon,thoughhedoeskeepasitting—roominBernersStreetjusttoseehisclientsin,andheisaverylow—classperson,evenforaprophet。No,no,sir,Madameisquiteright。Shemarriedmedespitethedamning——yes,Isay,sir,thedamningfactthatIwasaprophet——"hereMalkieltheSecondbroughtdownoneofthedogskingloveswithviolenceuponthericketyparlourtable——"butbeforeeverwewenttotheRegistrar’sshemademetakeasolemnoath。
Whatwasit,doyousay?"
"Yes,Ido,"saidHennessey,leaningforwardandgazingintoMalkiel’slongandexcitedfaceroundwhichtheheavymatofpomadedhairvibrated。
"Itwasthis,sir——tomixwithnoprophetssolongaswebothshouldlive。Prophets,shetrulysaid,arelow—class,evendirty,persons。
Theirparties,their’athomes’areshoddy。Theyliveinfourth—rateneighbourhoods。Theyburngasandsitonhorsehair。Onlyinrarecasesdotheyhaveanybathroomintheirhouses。Theirinfluencewouldbebadforthechildrenwhentheybegintogrowup。HowcouldCoronamakeher/debut/"——Malkielpronounceditdebbew——"inpropheticcircles?HowcouldshecomeoutinDrakeman’sVillas,Tooting,ordancewithsuchyoungfellersasfrequentHagglin’sBuildings,ClaphamRise?Howcouldshedoit,sir?"
"Idon’tknow,I’msure,"gaspedtheProphet。
"NorI,sir,norI,"continuedMalkiel,withunabatedfervour。"Andit’sthesamewithCapricornus。Myboyshallnotbethrowninwithprophets。DidMalkieltheFirststartthe/Almanac/forthat?Didhefosterittillitwentfromthepoorservantgirl’satticintothegildedapartmentsofthearistocracyandlayevenuponRoyaltablesforthat?Didhe,Isay?"
"Ihaven’tanidea,"saidtheProphet。
"Hedidnot,sir。AndI——Imyself"——hearrangedthediamondpininhiswhitesatintiewithanalmostimperialgesture——"havenotfolloweduponthelineshelaiddownwithoutimbibing,asImaytrulysay,theloftyspiritthatguidedhim,theloftysocialspirit,asMadamecallsit。Therehavebeenotherprophets,Iknow。Thereareotherprophets。I
donotattempttodenyit。Butwhereelsethanhere,sir"——thedogskinglovelayuponthebreastofthechocolatebrownfrockcoat——"whereelsethanherewillyoufindaprophetwhohideshisidentitybeneathan/alias/,whoremains,asMadamealwayssays,/perdew/,andwhoconductshisprofessiononhonourableandbusiness—likelines?AmI
dressedlikeaprophet?"HesuddenlybroughthisdoubledfistdownupontheProphet’sknee。
"No,"criedHennessey。"Certainlynot!"
"Why,sir,howcanIbewhenItellyouthatMerriman&SaxsterofRegentStreetaremytailors,andhavebeensincemyfirstpairoftrouserings?DoIbearmyselfprophetically?IthinkyouwillagreethatIdonotwhenyouknowthatIamfrequentlymistakenforanoutsidebroker——yes,sir,andthatthishasevenhappeneduponthepieratMargate。YouhaveseenmydemeanouratJellybrand’s。Yousawmecomeintothelibrary。YousawmymannerwithFrederickSmith。Wasitassuming?DidIlorditoverthelad?"
"Certainlynot。"
"No。Imighthavebeenanybody,anyordinarypersonlivinginGrosvenorPlace,or,likeyourself,intheBerkeleySquare。Andsoiteveris。
Otherprophetsthereare——possiblymenofacertainabilityeveninthatdirection——butthereisonlyoneMalkiel,onlyonewhoattendsstrictlytobusiness,whodrawsagoodincomefromthestars,sir,andsatisfiesthepublicmonthin,monthout,withoutmakingafussaboutit。Waitafewyears,sir,onlywait!"
"Certainly,"saidtheProphet。"Iwill。"
"Waittillthechildrenaregrownup。WaittillCapricornushasgothisLatinbyheartandgonetoOxford。Then,andonlythen,youwillknowwhetherMalkieltheSecondistheexceptiontotheruleofprophets。
Yes,andMadameshallknowit,too。Shetrustedme,sir,asonlyawomancan。SheknewIwasaprophetandhadaprophetforafatherbeforeme。Andyetshetrustedme。Itwasadaringthingtodo。Manywouldcallitfoolhardy。Wouldn’tthey,sir?"
Thedogskinglovewasraised。TheProphethastenedtoreply,——
"Idaresaytheywould。"
"Butshewasnotafraid,andsheshallhaveherreward。CoronashallneversetfootinDrakeman’sVillas,norbreathetheairofHagglin’s。
Imusthaveaglassofwater,Imust,sir,indeed。"
Hegaspedheavilyandwasabouttorise,whentheProphetsaid:
"Joinmeinaglassofwine。"
"Ishouldbedelighted,"Malkielanswered。"Delighted,I’msure,butI
doubtwhetherJellybrand’s——"
"CouldnotFrederickSmithgooutandfetchusa——apintbottleofchampagne?"saidtheProphet,playingadesperatecardinthepropheticgame。
AnexpressionalmostofjovialityoverspreadthetragicfarceofMalkiel’sappearance。
"We’llsee,"heanswered,openingthedealdoor。"FrederickSmith!"
"Here,Mr。Sagittarius,"criedthesopranovoiceoftheyounglibrarian。
"Canyouleavethelibraryforamoment,FrederickSmith?"
TheProphetheldupasovereignoverMalkieltheSecond’snarrowshoulder。
"Yes,Mr。Sagittarius,forhalfamo!"
"Ah!Whereisthenearestchampagne,FrederickSmith?"
"Thenearest——"
"Champagne,Isaid,FrederickSmith。"
"IdaresayIcouldgetadozenatGillow’snexttherabbitshop,"
repliedtheyounglibrarian,thoughtfully。
TheProphetshudderedtothedepthsofhisbeing,buthewasnowembarkeduponhisenterpriseandmustcrowdallsail。
"GotoGillow’s,"heexclaimed,withanassumptionoffeverishgeniality,"andbringbackacoupleofrabbits——Imeanbottles。Theymustbedry。Youunderstand?"
Theyounglibrarianlookedoutofthewindow。
"Oh,I’llmanagethat,sir。Itain’training,"herepliedcarelessly。
TheProphetstifledacryofhorrorashepressedthesovereignintotheyounglibrarian’shand。
"Youcankeepthechange,"hewhispered,addinginatremulousvoice,"Tellme——tellmefrankly——doyouthinkinyourownmindthattherewillbeany?"
"Idon’tknowaboutinmyownmind,"rejoinedtheyounglibrarian,drawingatweedcapfromsomehiddenrecessbeneaththecounter。"ButifyouonlywanttwobottlesIexpectthere’llbetenbobover。"
TheProphetturnedaspaleasashesandhadsomedifficultyinsustaininghimselftotheparlour,whereheandMalkieltheSecondsatdowninsilencetoawaittheyounglibrarian’sreturn。FrederickSmithcamebackinaboutfiveminutes,withanostentatious—lookingbottlesmotheredingoldleafundereacharm。
"Therewasfourshillingsapiecetopay,sir,"heremarkedtotheProphetasheplacedthemuponthetable。"Igotthe’ourownmake’
brandwiththe’creamingfoam’uponthecorks。"
TheProphetbenthishead。Hewasquiteunabletospeak,buthesignedtotheyounglibrariantoopenoneofthebottlesandpouritscontentsintothetwotumblersofthickandratherdustyglassthatJellybrand’skeptforitsmomentsofconviviality。MalkieltheSecondliftedthegoblettothewindowandeyedthebeadednectarwithanairofalmostrakishanticipation。
"Ready,sir?"hesaid,turningtotheProphet,who,withatremblinghand,followedhisexample。
"Quite——ready,"saidtheProphet,shuttinghiseyes。
"Then,"rejoinedMalkieltheSecondinaformalvoice,"here’sluck!"
Heheldthetumblertohislips,waitingfortheProphet’sreplytogivethesignalforaunanimousswallowingofthepricelesswine。
"Luck,"echoedtheProphetinafalteringvoice。
Ashegraduallyrecoveredhisfaculties,heheardMalkieltheSecondsay,withanalmostdebauchedaccent,——
"Thatputsheartintoaman。IshallgiveGillowsanorder。Leaveus,FrederickSmith,andrememberthatMissMinervaisonnoaccounttobeletinheretillthisgentlemanandIhavefinishedthesecondbottle。"
TheProphetcouldnotresistawildmovementofprotest,whichwasapparentlytakenbytheyounglibrarianasapassionategestureofdismissal。Forhelefttheroomrapidlyandclosedthedoorwithdecisionbehindhim。
"Andnow,sir,Iamatyourservice,"saidMalkieltheSecond,courteously。"Letmepouryouanotherglassofwine。"
TheProphetassentedmechanically。Itseemedstrangetohavetodiesoyoung,andwithsomanyplansunfulfilled,buthefeltthatitwasuselesstostruggleagainstdestinyandhedrankagain。Thenheheardavoicesay,——
"Andnow,sir,Iamallattention。"
Helookedup。Hesawtheparlour,thegroundglassofthedoor,thetumblersandbottlesonthetable,thesharpfeaturesandstrained,farcicaleyesofMalkielframedinthematted,curlinghair。Thenallwasnotoveryet。Therewassomethingstillinstoreforhim。Hesatup,pushedthecreamingfour—shillingfoamoutofhissight,turnedtohisinterlocutor,andwithagreateffortcollectedhimself。
"Iwanttoconsultyou,"hebegan,"aboutmystrangepowers。"
Malkielsmiledwitheasyirony。
"StrangepowersinBerkeleySquare!"heejaculated。"TheBerkeleySquare!Butgoon,sir。Whatarethey?"
"Havingbeenledtostudythestars,"continuedtheProphetwithmorecomposureandgrowingearnestness,"Ifeltmyselfmovedtomakeaprophecy。"
"Weatherforecast,Isuppose,"remarkedMalkiel,laconically。
"Howdidyouknowthat?"
"Theeasiestkind,sir,thenumberonebeginner’sprophecy。CapricornususedtotellMadamewhattheweather’dbeassoonashecouldtalk。Butgoon,sir,goon,Ibeg。"
TheProphetbegantofeelratherlesslikeIsaiah,buthecontinued,withsomedetermination,——
"Ifthathadbeenall,IdaresayIshouldhavethoughtverylittleofthematter。"
"No,youwouldn’tsir。Whothinkstheirfirstbabyalittleone?Canyoutellmethat?"
TheProphetconsideredthequestionforamoment。Thenheanswered,——
"Perhapsyou’reright。"
"Perhapsso,"rejoinedMalkiel,indulgently。"Well,sir,whatwasyournextattempt——intheBerkeleySquare?"
TheProphet’ssensitivenaturewincedundertheobviousironyoftheinterrogation,buteitherthe"creamingfoam"hadrenderedhimdesperate,orhewastosomeextentsteeledagainstthesatirebytheawfulself—respectwhichhadinvadedhimsinceMrs。Merillia’saccident。Inanycaseheansweredfirmly,——
"MalkieltheSecond,inBerkeleySquareIhadarelation——anhonouredgrandmother。"
"You’vethebetterofmethere,sir。MyparentsandMadame’sareallinBromptonCemetery。Well,sir,you’dgotanhonouredgrandmotherintheBerkeleySquare。Whatofit?"
"Shewasnaturallyelderly。"
"Andyoupredictedherdeathandshepassedover。Verynaturaltoo,sir。Thenumbertwobeginner’sprophecy。Why,Corona——"
ButatthispointtheProphetbrokein。
"Excuseme,"hesaidinascandalisedvoice,"excuseme,MalkieltheSecond,shedidnothingofthekind。Whatevermyfaultsmaybe——andtheyaremany,Iamaware——I——I——"
Hewasgreatlymoved。
"Takeanothersupofwine,sir。Youneedit,"saidMalkiel。
TheProphetmechanicallydrankoncemore,graspingtheedgeofthetableforsupportintheenduranceofthefour—bobecstasy。
"Youprophesieditandshedidn’tpassover,sir,"continuedMalkiel,withunaffectedsympathy。"Iunderstandtheblow。It’scruelhardwhenaprophecygoeswrong。Why,evenMadame——"