"Ireallybegyourpardon,"saidtheProphet,whileMr。Sagittariusstoodstillintheviolentattitudeofonedeterminedtododgesolongashehasbreath。"Iamnotatallinthehabitof"——Mr。Sagittariusdodged——"ofintrudinguponstrangers——"Mr。SagittariusdodgedagainwithsuchextraordinaryabruptnessanddeterminationthathenearlycausedtheyounglibrariantoswallowtheProphet’sgoldenbribe。"I
  seeyoudon’tbelieveme,"theProphetcontinued,flushingpinkbutstillholdinghisground,andindeedtryingtoturnMr。Sagittarius’sflankbyastrategicmovementofalmostmilitaryprecision。"Iseethatplainly,but——"Mr。Sagittariusduckedtotheleft,endeavouringtocoverthemanoeuvrebyanalmostsimultaneousandextremelypassionatefeinttowardstheProphet’scentre,whichwasimmediatelywithdrawningoodorder——"butyourremark——arkablename,Saag——itt—ittarius,suggestedtomethatyouarerea—eallythemanIseek。"
  HehadnowgotMr。SagittariusintoaveryawkwardbitofcountrybetweentheletterP。intherack,underwhichreposedMissPartridge’scorrespondence,andthenewspaperbureau,withthecounterimmediatelyonhisrear,andtakingadvantageofthiscircumstance,hecontinuedrapidly:
  "MayIaskwhetheryourecentlyreceivedaletter——onemoment!——
  envelope——crest——Ionlywanttoknowifyouhavereceived——only——anelephantrampant——swarmof——ofbees——"
  "Ihaveneverreceivedarampantelephantandaswarmofbees,"criedMr。Sagittariuswitheverysymptomofunbridledterror。"Help,FrederickSmith!"
  "Rightyouare,MalkieltheSecond!"criedtheyounglibrarian,hastilypocketingthehalfsovereignandmakingafeverishlungeatnothinginparticularoverthecounter。"Rightyouare!"
  "MalkieltheSecond!"ejaculatedtheProphet。"ThenyouarethemanI
  seek。"
  MalkieltheSecond——foritwasindeedhe——sankbackagainstthecounterinanattitudeofabandonedprostrationthatwouldhavemadeafortuneofacomicactor。
  "ItrustedtoJellybrand’s,"hesaid,drawingfromhistailpocketawhitehandkerchiefcoveredwithapatternofpinkstorksinflight。"I
  trustedtoJellybrand’sandJellybrand’shasbetrayedme。Oh,FrederickSmith!"
  Heputastorktoeacheye。Theyounglibrarianassumedaninjuredair。
  "Itwastheagitationdidit,Mr。Sagittarius,"hesaid。"Ifyouhadn’ta—kep’dodgingIshouldn’thavelostmymemory。"
  AndhelookedavariciouslyattheProphet,whosmiledathimreassuringlyanddrewforthacardcase。
  "Ifeelsure,Mr。Sag——Malkiel——"
  "MalkieltheSecond,sir,ismynameifitisbetrayedbyJellybrand’s,"saidthatgentlemanwithsuddendignity。"Thereisnoneedofanymister。"
  "Ibegyourpardon,"saidtheProphet,handinghiscard。"Thatismynameandaddress。MayIbegyoutoforgivemyapparentanxietytomakeyouracquaintance,andimploreyoutograntmeafewmomentsofprivateconversationonamatteroftheutmostimportance?"
  MalkieltheSecondreadthecard。
  "BerkeleySquare,"hesaid。"/The/BerkeleySquare?"
  "Exactly,theBerkeleySquare,"saidtheProphet,modestly。
  "NottheoneatBrixtonRisebehindtheKimmins’smews?"saidMalkieltheSecond,suspiciously。
  "Certainlynot。TheonenearGrosvenorSquare。"
  "That’sbetter,"saidMalkiel,uponwhomtheProphet’saddresshadevidentlymadeagoodimpression。"Kimmins’sisnoclassatall。Hadyoucomefromthere,I——butwhatmayyouwantwithme?"
  TheProphetglancedsignificantlyattheyounglibrarian,whowasleaninguponthecounterinatense,keyholeposition,withhisprivateearturnedsomewhatostentatiouslytowardsthetwospeakers。
  "Icantellyouinaninnerroom,"hemurmured,inhismostingratiatingmanner。
  "You’recertainit’snotBerkeleySquarebehindKimmins’s?"saidMalkiel,withalastflickerofsuspicion。
  "Quitecertain——quite。"
  "FrederickSmith,"saidMalkieltheSecond,"sinceJellybrand’shasbetrayedmeJellybrand’smustabidetheconsequences。Showthisgentlemanandmetotheparlour。"
  "Right,Mr。Sagittarius,"repliedtheyounglibrarianwhosememoryhadagainbecomeexcellent。"ButMissMinervaiscomingatthree—thirty。"
  "Hasshebespoketheparlour,FrederickSmith?"
  "Yes,Mr。Sagittarius。"
  "Thenshecan’thaveit。That’sall。Jellybrand’smustabidethefullconsequencesofmybetrayal。Goforward,FrederickSmith。"
  Theyounglibrarianwentforwardtowardsadoorofdealandgroundglasswhichhethrewopenwithsomeceremony。
  "Theparlour,gents,"hesaid。
  "Afteryou,sir,afteryou,"saidMalkieltheSecond,makingasidestepandbringinghisfeettogetherinthefirstposition。
  "No,no,"rejoinedtheProphet,gentlydrawingthesagetothefront,andinsertinghimintotheparlourinsuchaningeniousmannerthathedidnotperceivethejourneyofasecondhalfsovereignfromthepersonoftheProphettothatoftheyounglibrarian,whothereafterclosedthedealandgroundglassdoor,andreturnedtothecounter,whistlinginanabsent—mindedmanner,"I’maHappyMillionairefromColorado。"
  CHAPTERIII
  THETWOPROPHETSPARTAKEOF"CREAMINGFOAM。"
  "Andnow,sir,"saidMalkieltheSecond,pointingtoacoupleofcanechairswhich,withthetable,endeavoured,ratherunsuccessfully,tofurnishforththeparlouratJellybrand’s,"nowsir,whatdoyouwantwithme?"
  Ashespokehethrewhisblackovercoatwideopen,seatedhimselfontheedgeofoneofthechairsinadignifiedattitude,andcrossedhisfeet——whichwerenotinnocentofspats——oneovertheother。
  TheProphetwasresolvedtodareall,andhe,therefore,answeredboldly,——
  "MalkieltheSecond,Iwishtospeaktoyouasoneprophettoanother。"
  AtthisremarkMalkielstartedviolently,anddartedasearchingglancefrombeneathhisblondeeyebrowsatHennessey。
  "DoyouliveintheBerkeleySquare,sir,"hesaid,"andclaimtobeaprophet?"
  "Ido,"saidHennessey,withmodestdetermination。
  Malkielsmiled,alongandwreathedsmilethatwasfulloflusciousmelancholyandtragicsweetness。
  "Theassumptionseemsratherridiculous——forgiveme,"heexclaimed。
  "TheBerkeleySquare!WhateverwouldMadamesay?"
  "Madame?"saidtheProphet,inquiringly。
  "MadameMalkiel,orMadameSagittarius,asshealwayspasses。"
  "Yourwife?"
  "Myhonouredlady,"saidMalkiel,withpride。"Moretomealmostthananylunarguideorstarrymonitor。What,oh,whatwouldshesaytoaprophetfromtheBerkeleySquare?"
  Heburstintohollowlaughter,shakinguponthecanechairtillitsveryfoundationsseemedthreatenedasbyanearthquake,andwasobligedtoapplytheflightofstorkstohiseyesbeforehecouldinanydegreerecoverhisequanimity。Atlengthheglancedupwithtearsrollingdownhischeeks。
  "Excuseme,sir,"hesaid。"Butwhatcanyouknowofprophecyinsuchafashionableneighbourhood,closetoGrosvenorSquareandwithinsight,asonemaysay,ofPiccadilly?Oh,dear,oh,dear!"
  "Butreally,"saidtheProphet,whohadflushedred,butwhostillspokewithpleasantmildness,"whatinfluencecanneighbourhoodhaveuponsuchasuperterrestrialmatter?"
  "DidIsaiahresideintheBerkeleySquare,sir?"
  "Ifancynot。Still——"
  "Ifancynot,too,"rejoinedMalkiel。"NorBernardWilkinseither,oranyprophetthateverIheardof。Why,evenJesseJoneslivesoffPerkin’sRoad,WandsworthCommon,thoughhedoeskeepasitting—roominBernersStreetjusttoseehisclientsin,andheisaverylow—classperson,evenforaprophet。No,no,sir,Madameisquiteright。Shemarriedmedespitethedamning——yes,Isay,sir,thedamningfactthatIwasaprophet——"hereMalkieltheSecondbroughtdownoneofthedogskingloveswithviolenceuponthericketyparlourtable——"butbeforeeverwewenttotheRegistrar’sshemademetakeasolemnoath。
  Whatwasit,doyousay?"
  "Yes,Ido,"saidHennessey,leaningforwardandgazingintoMalkiel’slongandexcitedfaceroundwhichtheheavymatofpomadedhairvibrated。
  "Itwasthis,sir——tomixwithnoprophetssolongaswebothshouldlive。Prophets,shetrulysaid,arelow—class,evendirty,persons。
  Theirparties,their’athomes’areshoddy。Theyliveinfourth—rateneighbourhoods。Theyburngasandsitonhorsehair。Onlyinrarecasesdotheyhaveanybathroomintheirhouses。Theirinfluencewouldbebadforthechildrenwhentheybegintogrowup。HowcouldCoronamakeher/debut/"——Malkielpronounceditdebbew——"inpropheticcircles?HowcouldshecomeoutinDrakeman’sVillas,Tooting,ordancewithsuchyoungfellersasfrequentHagglin’sBuildings,ClaphamRise?Howcouldshedoit,sir?"
  "Idon’tknow,I’msure,"gaspedtheProphet。
  "NorI,sir,norI,"continuedMalkiel,withunabatedfervour。"Andit’sthesamewithCapricornus。Myboyshallnotbethrowninwithprophets。DidMalkieltheFirststartthe/Almanac/forthat?Didhefosterittillitwentfromthepoorservantgirl’satticintothegildedapartmentsofthearistocracyandlayevenuponRoyaltablesforthat?Didhe,Isay?"
  "Ihaven’tanidea,"saidtheProphet。
  "Hedidnot,sir。AndI——Imyself"——hearrangedthediamondpininhiswhitesatintiewithanalmostimperialgesture——"havenotfolloweduponthelineshelaiddownwithoutimbibing,asImaytrulysay,theloftyspiritthatguidedhim,theloftysocialspirit,asMadamecallsit。Therehavebeenotherprophets,Iknow。Thereareotherprophets。I
  donotattempttodenyit。Butwhereelsethanhere,sir"——thedogskinglovelayuponthebreastofthechocolatebrownfrockcoat——"whereelsethanherewillyoufindaprophetwhohideshisidentitybeneathan/alias/,whoremains,asMadamealwayssays,/perdew/,andwhoconductshisprofessiononhonourableandbusiness—likelines?AmI
  dressedlikeaprophet?"HesuddenlybroughthisdoubledfistdownupontheProphet’sknee。
  "No,"criedHennessey。"Certainlynot!"
  "Why,sir,howcanIbewhenItellyouthatMerriman&SaxsterofRegentStreetaremytailors,andhavebeensincemyfirstpairoftrouserings?DoIbearmyselfprophetically?IthinkyouwillagreethatIdonotwhenyouknowthatIamfrequentlymistakenforanoutsidebroker——yes,sir,andthatthishasevenhappeneduponthepieratMargate。YouhaveseenmydemeanouratJellybrand’s。Yousawmecomeintothelibrary。YousawmymannerwithFrederickSmith。Wasitassuming?DidIlorditoverthelad?"
  "Certainlynot。"
  "No。Imighthavebeenanybody,anyordinarypersonlivinginGrosvenorPlace,or,likeyourself,intheBerkeleySquare。Andsoiteveris。
  Otherprophetsthereare——possiblymenofacertainabilityeveninthatdirection——butthereisonlyoneMalkiel,onlyonewhoattendsstrictlytobusiness,whodrawsagoodincomefromthestars,sir,andsatisfiesthepublicmonthin,monthout,withoutmakingafussaboutit。Waitafewyears,sir,onlywait!"
  "Certainly,"saidtheProphet。"Iwill。"
  "Waittillthechildrenaregrownup。WaittillCapricornushasgothisLatinbyheartandgonetoOxford。Then,andonlythen,youwillknowwhetherMalkieltheSecondistheexceptiontotheruleofprophets。
  Yes,andMadameshallknowit,too。Shetrustedme,sir,asonlyawomancan。SheknewIwasaprophetandhadaprophetforafatherbeforeme。Andyetshetrustedme。Itwasadaringthingtodo。Manywouldcallitfoolhardy。Wouldn’tthey,sir?"
  Thedogskinglovewasraised。TheProphethastenedtoreply,——
  "Idaresaytheywould。"
  "Butshewasnotafraid,andsheshallhaveherreward。CoronashallneversetfootinDrakeman’sVillas,norbreathetheairofHagglin’s。
  Imusthaveaglassofwater,Imust,sir,indeed。"
  Hegaspedheavilyandwasabouttorise,whentheProphetsaid:
  "Joinmeinaglassofwine。"
  "Ishouldbedelighted,"Malkielanswered。"Delighted,I’msure,butI
  doubtwhetherJellybrand’s——"
  "CouldnotFrederickSmithgooutandfetchusa——apintbottleofchampagne?"saidtheProphet,playingadesperatecardinthepropheticgame。
  AnexpressionalmostofjovialityoverspreadthetragicfarceofMalkiel’sappearance。
  "We’llsee,"heanswered,openingthedealdoor。"FrederickSmith!"
  "Here,Mr。Sagittarius,"criedthesopranovoiceoftheyounglibrarian。
  "Canyouleavethelibraryforamoment,FrederickSmith?"
  TheProphetheldupasovereignoverMalkieltheSecond’snarrowshoulder。
  "Yes,Mr。Sagittarius,forhalfamo!"
  "Ah!Whereisthenearestchampagne,FrederickSmith?"
  "Thenearest——"
  "Champagne,Isaid,FrederickSmith。"
  "IdaresayIcouldgetadozenatGillow’snexttherabbitshop,"
  repliedtheyounglibrarian,thoughtfully。
  TheProphetshudderedtothedepthsofhisbeing,buthewasnowembarkeduponhisenterpriseandmustcrowdallsail。
  "GotoGillow’s,"heexclaimed,withanassumptionoffeverishgeniality,"andbringbackacoupleofrabbits——Imeanbottles。Theymustbedry。Youunderstand?"
  Theyounglibrarianlookedoutofthewindow。
  "Oh,I’llmanagethat,sir。Itain’training,"herepliedcarelessly。
  TheProphetstifledacryofhorrorashepressedthesovereignintotheyounglibrarian’shand。
  "Youcankeepthechange,"hewhispered,addinginatremulousvoice,"Tellme——tellmefrankly——doyouthinkinyourownmindthattherewillbeany?"
  "Idon’tknowaboutinmyownmind,"rejoinedtheyounglibrarian,drawingatweedcapfromsomehiddenrecessbeneaththecounter。"ButifyouonlywanttwobottlesIexpectthere’llbetenbobover。"
  TheProphetturnedaspaleasashesandhadsomedifficultyinsustaininghimselftotheparlour,whereheandMalkieltheSecondsatdowninsilencetoawaittheyounglibrarian’sreturn。FrederickSmithcamebackinaboutfiveminutes,withanostentatious—lookingbottlesmotheredingoldleafundereacharm。
  "Therewasfourshillingsapiecetopay,sir,"heremarkedtotheProphetasheplacedthemuponthetable。"Igotthe’ourownmake’
  brandwiththe’creamingfoam’uponthecorks。"
  TheProphetbenthishead。Hewasquiteunabletospeak,buthesignedtotheyounglibrariantoopenoneofthebottlesandpouritscontentsintothetwotumblersofthickandratherdustyglassthatJellybrand’skeptforitsmomentsofconviviality。MalkieltheSecondliftedthegoblettothewindowandeyedthebeadednectarwithanairofalmostrakishanticipation。
  "Ready,sir?"hesaid,turningtotheProphet,who,withatremblinghand,followedhisexample。
  "Quite——ready,"saidtheProphet,shuttinghiseyes。
  "Then,"rejoinedMalkieltheSecondinaformalvoice,"here’sluck!"
  Heheldthetumblertohislips,waitingfortheProphet’sreplytogivethesignalforaunanimousswallowingofthepricelesswine。
  "Luck,"echoedtheProphetinafalteringvoice。
  Ashegraduallyrecoveredhisfaculties,heheardMalkieltheSecondsay,withanalmostdebauchedaccent,——
  "Thatputsheartintoaman。IshallgiveGillowsanorder。Leaveus,FrederickSmith,andrememberthatMissMinervaisonnoaccounttobeletinheretillthisgentlemanandIhavefinishedthesecondbottle。"
  TheProphetcouldnotresistawildmovementofprotest,whichwasapparentlytakenbytheyounglibrarianasapassionategestureofdismissal。Forhelefttheroomrapidlyandclosedthedoorwithdecisionbehindhim。
  "Andnow,sir,Iamatyourservice,"saidMalkieltheSecond,courteously。"Letmepouryouanotherglassofwine。"
  TheProphetassentedmechanically。Itseemedstrangetohavetodiesoyoung,andwithsomanyplansunfulfilled,buthefeltthatitwasuselesstostruggleagainstdestinyandhedrankagain。Thenheheardavoicesay,——
  "Andnow,sir,Iamallattention。"
  Helookedup。Hesawtheparlour,thegroundglassofthedoor,thetumblersandbottlesonthetable,thesharpfeaturesandstrained,farcicaleyesofMalkielframedinthematted,curlinghair。Thenallwasnotoveryet。Therewassomethingstillinstoreforhim。Hesatup,pushedthecreamingfour—shillingfoamoutofhissight,turnedtohisinterlocutor,andwithagreateffortcollectedhimself。
  "Iwanttoconsultyou,"hebegan,"aboutmystrangepowers。"
  Malkielsmiledwitheasyirony。
  "StrangepowersinBerkeleySquare!"heejaculated。"TheBerkeleySquare!Butgoon,sir。Whatarethey?"
  "Havingbeenledtostudythestars,"continuedtheProphetwithmorecomposureandgrowingearnestness,"Ifeltmyselfmovedtomakeaprophecy。"
  "Weatherforecast,Isuppose,"remarkedMalkiel,laconically。
  "Howdidyouknowthat?"
  "Theeasiestkind,sir,thenumberonebeginner’sprophecy。CapricornususedtotellMadamewhattheweather’dbeassoonashecouldtalk。Butgoon,sir,goon,Ibeg。"
  TheProphetbegantofeelratherlesslikeIsaiah,buthecontinued,withsomedetermination,——
  "Ifthathadbeenall,IdaresayIshouldhavethoughtverylittleofthematter。"
  "No,youwouldn’tsir。Whothinkstheirfirstbabyalittleone?Canyoutellmethat?"
  TheProphetconsideredthequestionforamoment。Thenheanswered,——
  "Perhapsyou’reright。"
  "Perhapsso,"rejoinedMalkiel,indulgently。"Well,sir,whatwasyournextattempt——intheBerkeleySquare?"
  TheProphet’ssensitivenaturewincedundertheobviousironyoftheinterrogation,buteitherthe"creamingfoam"hadrenderedhimdesperate,orhewastosomeextentsteeledagainstthesatirebytheawfulself—respectwhichhadinvadedhimsinceMrs。Merillia’saccident。Inanycaseheansweredfirmly,——
  "MalkieltheSecond,inBerkeleySquareIhadarelation——anhonouredgrandmother。"
  "You’vethebetterofmethere,sir。MyparentsandMadame’sareallinBromptonCemetery。Well,sir,you’dgotanhonouredgrandmotherintheBerkeleySquare。Whatofit?"
  "Shewasnaturallyelderly。"
  "Andyoupredictedherdeathandshepassedover。Verynaturaltoo,sir。Thenumbertwobeginner’sprophecy。Why,Corona——"
  ButatthispointtheProphetbrokein。
  "Excuseme,"hesaidinascandalisedvoice,"excuseme,MalkieltheSecond,shedidnothingofthekind。Whatevermyfaultsmaybe——andtheyaremany,Iamaware——I——I——"
  Hewasgreatlymoved。
  "Takeanothersupofwine,sir。Youneedit,"saidMalkiel。
  TheProphetmechanicallydrankoncemore,graspingtheedgeofthetableforsupportintheenduranceofthefour—bobecstasy。
  "Youprophesieditandshedidn’tpassover,sir,"continuedMalkiel,withunaffectedsympathy。"Iunderstandtheblow。It’scruelhardwhenaprophecygoeswrong。Why,evenMadame——"