"Andthisisyouractionatlaw,Ursula?"
"Yes,brother,thisismyactionatclub—law。"
"Andwouldyourbreakingthefellow’sheadquiteclearyouofallsuspicionintheeyesofyourbatus,cokos,andwhatnot?"
"Theywouldneversuspectmeatall,brother,becausetheywouldknowthatIwouldnevercondescendtobeover—intimatewithagorgio;thebreakingtheheadwouldbemerelyintendedtojustifyUrsulaintheeyesofthegorgios。"
"Andwoulditclearyouintheireyes?"
"Woulditnot,brother?whentheysawthebloodrunningdownfromthefellow’scrackedpollonhisgreensandLincolns,theywouldbequitesatisfied;why,thefellowwouldnotbeabletoshowhisfaceatfairormerry—makingforayearandthree—quarters。"
"Didyouevertryit,Ursula?"
"Can’tsayIeverdid,brother,butitwoulddo。"
"Andhowdidyoueverlearnsuchamethodofproceeding?"
"Why,’tisadvisedbygypsyliri,brother。It’spartofourwayofsettlingdifficultiesamongstourselves;forexample,ifayoungRomanweretosaythethingwhichisnotrespectingUrsulaandhimself,Ursulawouldcallagreatmeetingofthepeople,whowouldallsitdowninaring,theyoungfellowamongstthem;acokowouldthenputastickinUrsula’shand,whowouldthengetupandgototheyoungfellow,andsay,’DidIplaythe—withyou?’andwerehetosay’Yes,’shewouldcrackhisheadbeforetheeyesofall。"
"Well,"saidI,"Ursula,Iwasbredanapprenticetogorgiolaw,andofcourseoughttostandupforit,wheneverI
conscientiouslycan,butImustsaythegypsymannerofbringinganactionfordefamationismuchlesstedious,andfarmoresatisfactory,thanthegorgikoone。Iwishyounowtoclearupacertainpointwhichisrathermysterioustome。
YousaythatforaRomanychitodowhatisunseemlywithagorgioisquiteoutofthequestion,yetonlytheotherdayI
heardyousingingasonginwhichaRomanychiconfessesherselftobecambribyagrandgorgiousgentleman。"
"Asadletdown,"saidUrsula。
"Well,"saidI,"sadornot,there’sthesongthatspeaksofthething,whichyougivemetounderstandisnot。"
"Well,ifthethingeverwas,"saidUrsula,"itwasalongtimeago,andperhaps,afterall,nottrue。"
"Thenwhydoyousingthesong?"
"I’lltellyou,brother,wesingsthesongnowandthentobeawarningtoourselvestohaveaslittletodoaspossibleinthewayofacquaintancewiththegorgios;andawarningitis;youseehowtheyoungwomaninthesongwasdrivenoutofhertentbyhermother,withallkindofdisgraceandbadlanguage;butyoudon’tknowthatshewasafterwardsburiedalivebyhercokosandpals,inanuninhabitedplace;thesongdoesn’tsayit,butthestorysaysit,forthereisastoryaboutit,though,asIsaidbefore,itwasalongtimeago,andperhaps,afterall,wasn’ttrue。"
"Butifsuchathingweretohappenatpresent,wouldthecokosandpalsburythegirlalive?"
"Ican’tsaywhattheywoulddo,"saidUrsula;"Isupposetheyarenotsostrictastheywerelongago;atanyrate,shewouldbedrivenfromthetan,andavoidedbyallherfamilyandrelationsasagorgio’sacquaintance;sothat,perhaps,atlast,shewouldbegladiftheywouldburyheralive。"
"Well,IcanconceivethattherewouldbeanobjectiononthepartofthecokosandbatusthataRomanychishouldformanimproperacquaintancewithagorgio,butIshouldthinkthatthebatusandcokoscouldhardlyobjecttothechi’senteringintothehonourableestateofwedlockwithagorgio。"
Ursulawassilent。
"Marriageisanhonourableestate,Ursula。"
"Well,brother,supposeitbe?"
"Idon’tseewhyaRomanychishouldobjecttoenterintothehonourableestateofwedlockwithagorgio。"
"Youdon’t,brother;don’tyou?"
"No,"saidI;"and,moreover,Iamaware,notwithstandingyourevasion,Ursula,thatmarriagesandconnectionsnowandthenoccurbetweengorgiosandRomanychies;theresultofwhichisthemixedbreed,calledhalfandhalf,whichisatpresenttravellingaboutEngland,andtowhichtheFlamingTinmanbelongs,otherwisecalledAnseloHerne。"
"Asforthehalfandhalfs,"saidUrsula,"theyareabadset;andthereisnotaworseblackguardinEnglandthanAnseloHerne。"
"Allthatyousaymaybeverytrue,Ursula,butyouadmitthattherearehalfandhalfs。"
"Themore’sthepity,brother。"
"Pity,ornot,youadmitthefact;buthowdoyouaccountforit?"
"HowdoIaccountforit?why,Iwilltellyou,bythebreakupofaRomanfamily,brother—thefatherofasmallfamilydies,and,perhaps,themother;andthepoorchildrenareleftbehind;sometimes,theyaregatheredupbytheirrelations,andsometimes,iftheyhavenone,bycharitableRomans,whobringthemupintheobservanceofgypsylaw;butsometimestheyarenotsolucky,andfallsintothecompanyofgorgios,trampers,andbasket—makers,wholiveincaravans,withwhomtheytakeup,andso—Ihatetotalkofthematter,brother;butsocomesthisraceofthehalfandhalfs。"
"Thenyoumeantosay,Ursula,thatnoRomanychi,unlesscompelledbyhardnecessity,wouldhaveanythingtodowithagorgio?"
"Wearenotover—fondofgorgios,brother,andwehatesbasket—makers,andfolksthatliveincaravans。"
"Well,"saidI,"supposeagorgiowhoisnotabasket—maker,afine,handsomegorgiousgentleman,wholivesinafinehouse—"
"Wearenotfondofhouses,brother;Ineversleptinahouseinmylife。"
"Butwouldnotplentyofmoneyinduceyou?"
"Ihatehouses,brother,andthosewholiveinthem。"
"Well,supposesuchapersonwerewillingtoresignhisfinehouse;and,forloveofyou,toadoptgypsylaw,speakRomany,andliveinatan,wouldyouhavenothingtosaytohim?"
"Bringingplentyofmoneywithhim,brother?"
"Well,bringingplentyofmoneywithhim,Ursula。"
"Well,brother,supposeyouproduceyourman;whereishe?"
"Iwasmerelysupposingsuchaperson,Ursula。"
"Thenyoudon’tknowofsuchaperson,brother?"
"Why,no,Ursula;whydoyouask?"
"Because,brother,Iwasalmostbeginningtothinkthatyoumeantyourself。"
"Myself!Ursula;Ihavenofinehousetoresign;norhaveI
money。Moreover,Ursula,thoughIhaveagreatregardforyou,andthoughIconsideryouveryhandsome,quiteashandsome,indeed,asMeridianain—"
"Meridiana!wheredidyoumeetwithher?"saidUrsula,withatossofherhead。
"Why,inoldPulci’s—"
"AtoldFulcher’s!that’snottrue,brother。MeridianaisaBorzlam,andtravelswithherownpeople,andnotwitholdFulcher,whoisagorgio,andabasket—maker。"
"IwasnotspeakingofoldFulcher,butPulci,agreatItalianwriter,wholivedmanyhundredyearsago,andwho,inhispoemcalled’MorganteMaggiore,’speaksofMeridiana,thedaughterof—"
"OldCarusBorzlam,"saidUrsula;"butifthefellowyoumentionlivedsomanyhundredyearsago,how,inthenameofwonder,couldheknowanythingofMeridiana?"
"Thewonder,Ursula,is,howyourpeoplecouldeverhavegotholdofthatname,andsimilarones。TheMeridianaofPulciwasnotthedaughterofoldCarusBorzlam,butofCaradoro,agreatpagankingoftheEast,who,beingbesiegedinhiscapitalbyManfredonio,anothermightypaganking,whowishedtoobtainpossessionofhisdaughter,whohadrefusedhim,wasrelievedinhisdistressbycertainpaladinsofCharlemagne,withoneofwhom,Oliver,hisdaughterMeridianafellinlove。"
"Isee,"said,Ursula,"thatitmusthavebeenaltogetheradifferentperson,forIamsurethatMeridianaBorzlamwouldneverhavefalleninlovewithOliver。Oliver!why,thatisthenameofthecuro—mengro,wholostthefightnearthechonggav,thedayofthegreattempest,whenIgotwetthrough。No,no!MeridianaBorzlamwouldneverhavesofarforgotherbloodastotakeupwithTomOliver。"
"IwasnottalkingofthatOliver,Ursula,butofOliver,peerofFrance,andpaladinofCharlemagne,withwhomMeridiana,daughterofCaradoro,fellinlove,andforwhosesakesherenouncedherreligionandbecameaChristian,andfinallyingravidata,orcambri,byhim:—
’Enacqueneunfigliuol,dicelastoria,ChedetteaCarlo—manpoigranvittoria;’
whichmeans—"
"Idon’twanttoknowwhatitmeans,"saidUrsula;"nogood,I’msure。Well,iftheMeridianaofCharles’swain’spalwasnohandsomerthanMeridianaBorzlam,shewasnogreatcatch,brother;forthoughIambynomeansgiventovanity,Ithinkmyselfbettertolookatthanshe,thoughIwillsaysheisnolubbeny,andwouldscorn—"
"Imakenodoubtshewould,Ursula,andImakenodoubtthatyouaremuchhandsomerthanshe,oreventheMeridianaofOliver。WhatIwasabouttosay,beforeyouinterruptedme,isthis,thatthoughIhaveagreatregardforyou,andhighlyadmireyou,itisonlyinabrotherlyway,and—"
"Andyouhadnothingbettertosaytome,"saidUrsula,"whenyouwantedtotalktomebeneathahedge,thanthatyoulikedmeinabrotherlywayIwell,Ideclare—"
"Youseemdisappointed,Ursula。"
"Disappointed,brother!notI。"
"Youwerejustnowsayingthatyoudislikedgorgios,so,ofcourse,couldonlywishthatI,whoamagorgio,shouldlikeyouinabrotherlyway:Iwishedtohaveaconversationwithyoubeneathahedge,butonlywiththeviewofprocuringfromyousomeinformationrespectingthesongwhichyousungtheotherday,andtheconductofRomanfemales,whichhasalwaysstruckmeasbeinghighlyunaccountable;so,ifyouthoughtanythingelse—"
"WhatelseshouldIexpectfromapicker—upofoldwords,brother?Bah!Idislikeapicker—upofoldwordsworsethanapicker—upofoldrags。"
"Don’tbeangry,Ursula,Ifeelagreatinterestinyou;youareveryhandsome,andveryclever;indeed,withyourbeautyandcleverness,Ionlywonderthatyouhavenotlongsincebeenmarried。"
"Youdo,doyou,brother?"
"Yes。However,keepupyourspirits,Ursula,youarenotmuchpasttheprimeofyouth,so—"
"Notmuchpasttheprimeofyouth!Don’tbeuncivil,brother,Iwasonlytwenty—twolastmonth。"
"Don’tbeoffended,Ursula,buttwenty—twoistwenty—two,or,Ishouldrathersay,thattwenty—twoinawomanismorethantwenty—sixinaman。Youarestillverybeautiful,butI
adviseyoutoacceptthefirstofferthat’smadetoyou。"
"Thankyou,brother,butyouradvicecomesratherlate;I
acceptedthefirstofferthatwasmademefiveyearsago。"
"Youmarriedfiveyearsago,Ursula!isitpossible?"
"Quitepossible,brother,Iassureyou。"
"AndhowcameItoknownothingaboutit?"
"Howcomesitthatyoudon’tknowmanythousandthingsabouttheRomans,brother?Doyouthinktheytellyoualltheiraffairs?"
"Married,Ursula,married!well,Ideclare!"
"Youseemdisappointed,brother。"
"Disappointed!Oh!no,notatall;butJasper,onlyafewweeksago,toldmethatyouwerenotmarried;and,indeed,almostgavemetounderstandthatyouwouldbeverygladtogetahusband。"
"Andyoubelievedhim?I’lltellyou,brother,foryourinstruction,thatthereisnotinthewholeworldagreaterliarthanJasperPetulengro。"
"Iamsorrytohearit,Ursula;butwithrespecttohimyoumarried—whomighthebe?Agorgio,oraRomanychal?"
"Gorgio,orRomanychal!DoyouthinkIwouldevercondescendtoagorgio!ItwasaCamomescro,brother,aLovell,adistantrelationofmyown。"
"Andwhereishe?andwhatbecameofhim!Haveyouanyfamily?"
"Don’tthinkIamgoingtotellyouallmyhistory,brother;
and,totellyouthetruth,Iamtiredofsittingunderhedgeswithyou,talkingnonsense。Ishallgotomyhouse。"
"Dositalittlelonger,sisterUrsula。Imostheartilycongratulateyouonyourmarriage。ButwhereisthissameLovell?Ihaveneverseenhim:Iwishtocongratulatehimtoo。YouarequiteashandsomeastheMeridianaofPulci,Ursula,ay,ortheDespinaofRiciardetto。Riciardetto,Ursula,isapoemwrittenbyoneFortiguerra,aboutninetyyearsago,inimitationoftheMorganteofPulci。IttreatsofthewarsofCharlemagneandhisPaladinswithvariousbarbarousnations,whocametobesiegeParis。DespinawasthedaughterandheiressofScricca,KingofCafria;shewasthebelovedofRiciardetto,andwasbeautifulasanangel;
butImakenodoubtyouarequiteashandsomeasshe。"
"Brother,"saidUrsula—butthereplyofUrsulaIreserveforanotherchapter,thepresenthavingattainedtoratheranuncommonlength,forwhich,however,theimportanceofthematterdiscussedisasufficientapology。
CHAPTERXI
Ursula’sTale—ThePatteran—TheDeepWater—SecondHusband。
"BROTHER,"saidUrsula,pluckingadandelionwhichgrewatherfeet,"Ihavealwayssaidthatamorecivilandpleasant—
spokenpersonthanyourselfcan’tbefound。Ihaveagreatregardforyouandyourlearning,andamwillingtodoyouanypleasureinthewayofwordsorconversation。Mineisnotaveryhappystory,butasyouwishtohearit,itisquiteatyourservice。LauncelotLovellmademeanoffer,asyoucallit,andweweremarriedinRomanfashion;thatis,wegaveeachotherourrighthands,andpromisedtobetruetoeachother。Welivedtogethertwoyears,travellingsometimesbyourselves,sometimeswithourrelations;Iborehimtwochildren,bothofwhichwerestill—born,partly,I
believe,fromthefatigueIunderwentinrunningaboutthecountrytellingdukkerinwhenIwasnotexactlyinastatetodoso,andpartlyfromthekicksandblowswhichmyhusbandLauncelotwasinthehabitofgivingmeeverynight,providedIcamehomewithlessthanfiveshillings,whichitissometimesimpossibletomakeinthecountry,providednofairormerry—makingisgoingon。Attheendoftwoyearsmyhusband,Launcelot,whistledahorsefromafarmer’sfield,andsolditforforty—pounds;andforthathorsehewastaken,putinprison,tried,andcondemnedtobesenttotheothercountryforlife。Twodaysbeforehewastobesentaway,Igotleavetoseehimintheprison,andinthepresenceoftheturnkeyIgavehimathincakeofgingerbread,inwhichtherewasadaintysawwhichcouldcutthroughiron。Ithentookonwonderfully,turnedmyeyesinsideout,felldowninaseemingfit,andwascarriedoutoftheprison。Thatsamenightmyhusbandsawedhisironsoff,cutthroughthebarsofhiswindow,anddroppingdownaheightoffiftyfeet,lightedonhislegs,andcameandjoinedmeonaheathwhereIwascampedalone。Wewerejustgettingthingsreadytobeoff,whenweheardpeoplecoming,andsureenoughtheywererunnersaftermyhusband,LauncelotLovell;forhisescapehadbeendiscoveredwithinaquarterofanhourafterhehadgotaway。Myhusband,withoutbiddingmefarewell,setoffatfullspeed,andtheyafterhim,buttheycouldnottakehim,andsotheycamebackandtookme,andshookme,andthreatenedme,andhadmebeforethepoknees,whoshookhisheadatme,andthreatenedmeinordertomakemediscoverwheremyhusbandwas,butIsaidI
didnotknow,whichwastrueenough;notthatIwouldhavetoldhimifIhad。Soatlastthepokneesandtherunners,notbeingabletomakeanythingoutofme,wereobligedtoletmego,andIwentinsearchofmyhusband。IwanderedaboutwithmycartforseveraldaysinthedirectioninwhichIsawhimrunoff,withmyeyesbentontheground,butcouldseenomarksofhim;atlast,comingtofourcrossroads,I
sawmyhusband’spatteran。"
"Yousawyourhusband’spatteran?"
"Yes,brother。Doyouknowwhatpatteranmeans?"
"Ofcourse,Ursula;thegypsytrail,thehandfulofgrasswhichthegypsiesstrewintheroadsastheytravel,togiveinformationtoanyoftheircompanionswhomaybebehind,astotheroutetheyhavetaken。Thegypsypatteranhasalwayshadastrangeinterestforme,Ursula。"
"Likeenough,brother;butwhatdoespatteranmean?"
"Why,thegypsytrail,formedasItoldyoubefore。"
"Andyouknownothingmoreaboutpatteran,brother?"
"Nothingatall,Ursula;doyou?"
"What’sthenamefortheleafofatree,brother?"
"Idon’tknow,"saidI;"it’soddenoughthatIhaveaskedthatquestionofadozenRomanychalsandchies,andtheyalwaystoldmethattheydidnotknow。"
"Nomoretheydid,brother;there’sonlyonepersoninEnglandthatknows,andthat’smyself—thenameforaleafispatteran。Nowtherearetwothatknowsit—theotherisyourself。"
"Dearme,Ursula,howverystrange!Iammuchobligedtoyou。IthinkIneversawyoulooksoprettyasyoudonow;
butwhotoldyou?"
"Mymother,Mrs。Herne,tolditmeoneday,brother,whenshewasinagoodhumour,whichsheveryseldomwas,asnoonehasabetterrighttoknowthanyourself,asshehatedyoumortally:itwasonedaywhenyouhadbeenaskingourcompanywhatwasthewordforaleaf,andnobodycouldtellyou,thatshetookmeasideandtoldme,forshewasinagoodhumour,andtriumphedinseeingyoubalked。Shetoldmethewordforleafwaspatteran,whichourpeopleusenowfortrail,havingforgottenthetruemeaning。Shesaidthatthetrailwascalledpatteran,becausethegypsiesofoldwereinthehabitofmakingthemarkswiththeleavesandbranchesoftrees,placedinacertainmanner。Shesaidthatnobodyknewitbutherself,whowasoneoftheoldsort,andbeggedmenevertotellthewordtoanyonebuthimIshouldmarry;andtobeparticularlycautiousnevertoletyouknowit,whomshehated。Well,brother,perhapsIhavedonewrongtotellyou;
but,asIsaidbefore,Ilikesyou,andamalwaysreadytodoyourpleasureinwordsandconversation;mymother,moreover,isdeadandgone,and,poorthing,willneverknowanythingaboutthematter。So,whenImarried,Itoldmyhusbandaboutthepatteran,andwewereinthehabitofmakingourprivatetrailswithleavesandbranchesoftrees,whichnoneoftheothergypsypeopledid;so,whenIsawmyhusband’spatteran,Iknewitatonce,andIfolloweditupwardsoftwohundredmilestowardsthenorth;andthenIcametoadeep,awful—lookingwater,withanoverhangingbank,andonthebankIfoundthepatteran,whichdirectedmetoproceedalongthebanktowardstheeast,andIfollowedmyhusband’spatterantowardstheeast;andbeforeIhadgonehalfamile,IcametoaplacewhereIsawthebankhadgivenway,andfallenintothedeepwater。Withoutpayingmuchheed,I
passedon,andpresentlycametoapublic—house,notfarfromthewater,andIenteredthepublic—housetogetalittlebeer,andperhapstotelladukkerin,forIsawagreatmanypeopleaboutthedoor;and,whenIentered,Ifoundtherewaswhattheycallsaninquestbeinghelduponabodyinthathouse,andthejuryhadjustrisentogoandlookatthebody;andbeingawoman,andhavingacuriosity,IthoughtI
wouldgowiththem,andsoIdid;andnosoonerdidIseethebody,thanIknewittobemyhusband’s;itwasmuchswelledandaltered,butIknewitpartlybytheclothes,andpartlybyamarkontheforehead,andIcriedout,’Itismyhusband’sbody,’andIfelldowninafit,andthefitthattime,brother,wasnotaseemingone。"
"Dearme,"saidI,"howterrible!buttellme,Ursula,howdidyourhusbandcomebyhisdeath?"
"Thebank,overhangingthedeepwater,gavewayunderhim,brother,andhewasdrowned;for,likemostofourpeople,hecouldnotswim,oronlyalittle。Thebody,afterithadbeeninthewateralongtime,cameupofitself,andwasfoundfloating。Well,brother,whenthepeopleoftheneighbourhoodfoundthatIwasthewifeofthedrownedman,theywereverykindtome,andmadeasubscriptionforme,withwhich,afterhavingseenmyhusbandburied,IreturnedthewayIhadcome,tillImetJasperandhispeople,andwiththemIhavetravelledeversince:Iwasverymelancholyforalongtime,Iassureyou,brother;forthedeathofmyhusbandpreyedverymuchuponmymind。"
"Hisdeathwascertainlyaveryshockingone,Ursula;but,really,ifhehaddiedanaturalone,youcouldscarcelyhaveregrettedit,forheappearstohavetreatedyoubarbarously。"
"Womenmustbear,brother;and,barringthathekickedandbeatme,anddrovemeouttotelldukkerinwhenIcouldscarcelystand,hewasnotabadhusband。Aman,bygypsylaw,brother,isallowedtokickandbeathiswife,andtoburyheralive,ifhethinksproper。Iamagypsy,andhavenothingtosayagainstthelaw。"
"ButwhathasMikailiaChiknotosayaboutit?"
"Sheisacripple,brother,theonlycrippleamongsttheRomanpeople:sosheisallowedtodoandsayasshepleases。
Moreover,herhusbanddoesnotthinkfittokickorbeather,thoughitismyopinionshewouldlikehimallthebetterifhewereoccasionallytodoso,andthreatentoburyheralive;atanyrate,shewouldtreathimbetter,andrespecthimmore。"
"YoursisterdoesnotseemtostandmuchinaweofJasperPetulengro,Ursula。"
"LetthemattersofmysisterandJasperPetulengroalone,brother;youmusttravelintheircompanysometimebeforeyoucanunderstandthem;theyareastrangetwo,uptoallkindofchaffing:buttwomoreregularRomansdon’tbreathe,andI’lltellyou,foryourinstruction,thatthereisn’tabettermare—breakerinEnglandthanJasperPetulengro,ifyoucanmanageMissIsopelBernersaswellas—"
"IsopelBerners,"saidI,"howcameyoutothinkofher?"
"HowshouldIbutthinkofher,brother,livingasshedoeswithyouinMumper’sdingle,andtravellingaboutwithyou;
youwillhave,brother,moredifficultytomanageher,thanJasperhastomanagemysisterPakomovna。Ishouldhavementionedherbefore,onlyIwantedtoknowwhatyouhadtosaytome;andwhenwegotintodiscourse,Iforgother。I
say,brother,letmetellyouyourdukkerin,withrespecttoher,youwillnever—"
"Iwanttohearnodukkerin,Ursula。"
"Doletmetellyouyourdukkerin,brother,youwillnevermanage—"
"Iwanttohearnodukkerin,Ursula,inconnectionwithIsopelBerners。Moreover,itisSunday,wewillchangethesubject;itissurprisingtomethat,afterallyouhaveundergone,youshouldlooksobeautiful。Isupposeyoudonotthinkofmarryingagain,Ursula?"
"No,brother,onehusbandatatimeisquiteenoughforanyreasonablemort;especiallysuchagoodhusbandasIhavegot。"
"Suchagoodhusband!why,Ithoughtyoutoldmeyourhusbandwasdrowned?"
"Yes,brother,myfirsthusbandwas。"
"Andhaveyouasecond?"
"Tobesure,brother。"
"Andwhoishe?inthenameofwonder。"
"Whoishe?whySylvester,tobesure。"
"Idoassureyou,Ursula,thatIfeeldisposedtobeangrywithyou;suchahandsomeyoungwomanasyourselftotakeupwithsuchanastypepper—facedgoodfornothing—"
"Iwon’thearmyhusbandabused,brother;soyouhadbettersaynomore。"
"Why,ishenottheLazarusofthegypsies?hasheapennyofhisown,Ursula?"
"Thenthemorehiswant,brother,ofacleverchilikemetotakecareofhimandhischilder。Itellyouwhat,brother,Iwillchore,ifnecessary,andtelldukkerinforSylvester,ifevensoheavyasscarcelytobeabletostand。Youcallhimlazy;youwouldnotthinkhimlazyifyouwereinaringwithhim:heisapropermanwithhishands;JasperisgoingtobackhimfortwentypoundsagainstSlammocksoftheChonggav,thebrotherofRoarerandBell—metal,hesayshehasnodoubtthathewillwin。"
"Well,ifyoulikehim,I,ofcourse,canhavenoobjection。
Haveyoubeenlongmarried?"
"Aboutafortnight,brother;thatdinner,theotherday,whenIsangthesong,wasgivenincelebrationofthewedding。"
"Wereyoumarriedinachurch,Ursula?"
"Wewerenot,brother;nonebutgorgios,cripples,andlubbenysareevermarriedinachurch:wetookeachother’swords。Brother,Ihavebeenwithyounearthreehoursbeneaththishedge。Iwillgotomyhusband。"
"Doesheknowthatyouarehere?"
"Hedoes,brother。"
"Andishesatisfied?"