InaboutanhourIcametoawildmoor;themoorextendedformilesandmiles。Itwasboundedontheeastandsouthbyimmensehillsandmoels。OnIwalkedataroundpace,thesunscorchingmesore,alongadusty,hillyroad,nowup,nowdown。Nothingcouldbeconceivedmorecheerlessthanthesceneryaround。Thegroundoneachsideoftheroadwasmossyandrushy—nohouses—insteadofthemwereneatstacks,hereandthere,standingintheirblackness。
  Nothinglivingtobeseenexceptafewmiserablesheeppickingthewretchedherbage,orlyingpantingontheshadysideofthepeatclumps。AtlengthIsawsomethingwhichappearedtobeasheetofwateratthebottomofalowgroundonmyright。Itlookedfaroff—"ShallIgoandseewhatitis?"thoughtItomyself。"No,"
  thoughtI。"Itistoofaroff"—soonIwalkedtillIlostsightofit,whenIrepentedandthoughtIwouldgoandseewhatitwas。
  SoIdasheddownthemooryslopeonmyright,andpresentlysawtheobjectagain—andnowIsawthatitwaswater。Ispedtowardsitthroughgorseandheather,occasionallyleapingadeepdrain。AtlastIreachedit。Itwasasmalllake。WeariedandpantingI
  flungmyselfonitsbankandgazeduponit。
  Therelaythelakeinthelowbottom,surroundedbytheheatheryhillocks;thereitlayquitestill,thehotsunreflecteduponitssurface,whichshonelikeapolishedblueshield。Neartheshoreitwasshallow,atleastnearthatshoreuponwhichIlay。Butfartheron,myeye,practisedindecidinguponthedepthsofwaters,sawreasontosupposethatitsdepthwasverygreat。AsI
  gazeduponitmymindindulgedinstrangemusings。Ithoughtoftheafanc,acreaturewhichsomehavesupposedtobetheharmlessandindustriousbeaver,othersthefrightfulanddestructivecrocodile。Iwonderedwhethertheafancwasthecrocodileorthebeaver,andspeedilyhadnodoubtthatthenamewasoriginallyappliedtothecrocodile。
  "Oh,whocandoubt,"thoughtI,"thatthewordwasoriginallyintendedforsomethingmonstrousandhorrible?Istherenotsomethinghorribleinthelookandsoundofthewordafanc,somethingconnectedwiththeopeningandshuttingofimmensejaws,andtheswallowingofwrithingprey?IsnotthewordafittingbrotheroftheArabictimsah,denotingthedreadhornylizardofthewaters?Moreover,havewenotthevoiceoftraditionthattheafancwassomethingmonstrous?DoesitnotsaythatHutheMighty,theinventorofhusbandry,whobroughttheCumryfromthesummer—
  country,drewtheoldafancoutofthelakeoflakeswithhisfourgiganticoxen?Wouldhehavehadrecoursetothemtodrawoutthelittleharmlessbeaver?Oh,surelynot。YethaveInodoubtthatwhenthecrocodilehaddisappearedfromthelands,wheretheCumriclanguagewasspoken,thenameafancwasappliedtothebeaver,probablyhissuccessorinthepool,thebeavernowcalledinCumricLlostlydan,orthebroad—tailed,fortradition’svoiceisstrongthatthebeaverhasatonetimebeencalledtheafanc。"ThenI
  wonderedwhetherthepoolbeforemehadbeenthehauntoftheafanc,consideredbothascrocodileandbeaver。Isawnoreasontosupposethatithadnot。"Ifcrocodiles,"thoughtI,"everexistedinBritain,andwhoshallsaythattheyhavenot,seeingthatthereremainshavebeendiscovered,whyshouldtheynothavehauntedthispool?IfbeaverseverexistedinBritain,anddonottraditionandGiraldussaythattheyhave,whyshouldtheynothaveexistedinthispool?
  "Atatimealmostinconceivablyremote,whenthehillsaroundwerecoveredwithwoods,throughwhichtheelkandthebisonandthewildcowstrolled,whenmenwererarethroughoutthelandsandunlikeinmostthingstothepresentrace—atsuchaperiod—andsuchaperiodtherehasbeen—Icaneasilyconceivethattheafanc—crocodilehauntedthispool,andthatwhentheelkorbisonorwildcowcametodrinkofitswatersthegrimbeastwouldoccasionallyrushforth,andseizinghisbellowingvictim,wouldreturnwithittothedeepsbeforemetoluxuriateathiseaseuponitsflesh。Andatatimelessremote,whenthecrocodilewasnomore,andthoughthewoodsstillcoveredthehills,andwildcattlestrolledabout,menweremorenumerousthanbefore,andlessunlikethepresentrace,Icaneasilyconceivethislaketohavebeenthehauntoftheafanc—beaver,thatheherebuiltcunninglyhishouseoftreesandclay,andthattothislakethenativewouldcomewithhisnetandhisspeartohunttheanimalforhispreciousfur。
  Probablyifthedepthsofthatpoolweresearchedrelicsofthecrocodileandthebeavermightbefound,alongwithotherstrangethingsconnectedwiththeperiodsinwhichtheyrespectivelylived。
  HappywereIifforabriefspaceIcouldbecomeaCingalesethatI
  mightswimoutfarintothatpool,divedownintoitsdeepestpartandendeavourtodiscoveranystrangethingswhichbeneathitssurfacemaylie。"MuchinthisguiserolledmythoughtsasIlaystretchedonthemarginofthelake。
  SatiatedwithmusingIatlastgotupandendeavouredtoregaintheroad。Ifounditatlast,thoughnotwithoutconsiderabledifficulty。Ipassedovermoors,blackandbarren,alongadustyroadtillIcametoavalley;Iwasnowalmostchokedwithdustandthirst,andlongedfornothingintheworldsomuchasforwater;
  suddenlyIhearditsblessedsound,andperceivedarivuletonmylefthand。Itwascrossedbytwobridges,oneimmenselyoldandterriblydilapidated,theotheroldenough,butinbetterrepair—
  wentanddrankundertheoldestbridgeofthetwo。Thewatertastedofthepeatofthemoors,neverthelessIdrankgreedilyofit,foronemustnotbeover—delicateuponthemoors。
  RefreshedwithmydraughtIproceededbrisklyonmyway,andinalittletimesawarangeofwhitebuildings,divergingfromtheroadontherighthand,thegableofthefirstabuttinguponit。Akindoffarm—yardwasbeforethem。Arespectable—lookingwomanwasstandingintheyard。Iwentuptoherandinquiredthenameoftheplace。
  "Thesehouses,sir,"saidshe,"arecalledTaiHirionMignaint。
  LookoverthatdoorandyouwillseeT。H。whichlettersstandforTaiHirion。Mignaintisthenameoftheplacewheretheystand。"
  Ilooked,anduponastonewhichformedthelintelofthemiddlemostdoorIread"T。H1630。"
  ThewordsTaiHirionitwillbeaswelltosaysignifythelonghouses。
  Ilookedlongandsteadfastlyattheinscription,mymindfullofthoughtsofthepast。
  "Manyayearhasrolledbysincethesehouseswerebuilt,"saidI,asIsatdownonastepping—stone。
  "Manyindeed,sir,"saidthewoman,"andmanyastrangethinghashappened。"
  "DidyoueverhearofoneOliverCromwell?"saidI。
  "Oh,yes,sir,andofKingCharlestoo。Themenofbothhavebeeninthisyardandhavebaitedtheirhorses;aye,andhavemountedtheirhorsesfromthestoneonwhichyousit。"
  "Isupposetheywerehardlyheretogether?"saidI。
  "No,no,sir,"saidthewoman,"theywerebloodyenemies,andcouldneversettheirhorsestogether。"
  "Aretheselonghouses,"saidI,"inhabitedbydifferentfamilies?"
  "Onlybyone,sir,theymakenowonefarm—house。"
  "Areyouthemistressofit,"saidI。
  "Iam,sir,andmyhusbandisthemaster。CanIbringyouanything,sir?"
  "Somewater,"saidI,"forIamthirsty,thoughIdrankundertheoldbridge。"
  Thegoodwomanbroughtmeabasinofdeliciousmilkandwater。
  "Whatarethenamesofthetwobridges,"saidI,"alittlewayfromhere?"
  "Theyarecalled,sir,theoldandnewbridgeofTaiHirion;atleastwecallthemso。"
  "Andwhatdoyoucalltheffrwdthatrunsbeneaththem?"
  "Ibelieve,sir,itiscalledtheriverTwerin。"
  "Doyouknowalakefarupthereamidstthemoors?"
  "Ihaveseenit,sir;theycallitLlynTwerin。"
  "DoestheriverTwerinflowfromit?"
  "Ibelieveitdoes,sir,butIdonotknow。"
  "Isthelakedeep?"
  "Ihaveheardthatitisverydeep,sir,somuchsothatnobodyknowsit’sdepth。"
  "Aretherefishinit?"
  "Digon,sir,digoniawn,andsomeverylarge。IoncesawaPen—
  hwyadfromthatlakewhichweighedfiftypounds。"
  AfteralittlefartherconversationIgotup,andthankingthekindwomandeparted。IsoonleftthemoorsbehindmeandcontinuedwalkingtillIcametoafewhousesonthemarginofameadoworfeninavalleythroughwhichthewaytrendedtotheeast。Theywerealmostovershadowedbyanenormousmountainwhichrosebeyondthefenonthesouth。Seeingahousewhichboreasign,andatthedoorofwhichahorsestoodtied,Iwentin,andawomancomingtomeetmeinakindofpassage,IaskedherifIcouldhavesomeale。
  "Ofthebest,sir,"shereplied,andconductedmedownthepassageintoaneatroom,partlykitchen,partlyparlour,thewindowofwhichlookedoutuponthefen。Arustic—lookingmansatsmokingatatablewithajugofalebeforehim。Isatdownnearhim,andthegoodwomanbroughtmeasimilarjugofale,whichontastingI
  foundexcellent。Myspiritswhichhadbeenforsometimeveryflaggingpresentlyrevived,andIenteredintoconversationwithmycompanionatthetable。FromhimIlearnedthathewasafarmeroftheneighbourhood,thatthehorsetiedbeforethedoorbelongedtohim,thatthepresenttimeswereverybadfortheproducersofgrain,withveryslightlikelihoodofimprovement;thattheplaceatwhichwewerewascalledRhydyfen,orthefordacrossthefen;
  thatitwasjusthalfwaybetweenFestiniogandBala,thattheclergymanoftheparishwascalledMrPughe,agoodkindofman,butverypurblindinaspiritualsense;andfinallythattherewasnosafereligionintheworld,savethatoftheCalvinistic—
  Methodists,towhichmycompanionbelonged。
  HavingfinishedmyaleIpaidforit,andleavingtheCalvinisticfarmerstillsmoking,IdepartedfromRhydyfen。OnIwentalongthevalley,theenormoushillonmyright,amoelofabouthalfitsheightonmyleft,andatallhillboundingtheprospectintheeast,thedirectioninwhichIwasgoing。Afteralittletime,meetingtwowomen,Iaskedthemthenameofthemountaintothesouth。
  "ArenigVawr,"theyreplied,orsomethinglikeit。
  PresentlymeetingfourmenIputthesamequestiontotheforemost,astout,burly,intelligent—lookingfellow,ofaboutfifty。Hegavemethesamenameasthewomen。Iaskedifanybodyliveduponit。
  "No,"saidhe,"toocoldforman。"
  "Fox?"saidI。
  "No!toocoldforfox。"
  "Crow?"saidI。
  "No,toocoldforcrow;crowwouldbestarveduponit。"Hethenlookedmeintheface,expectingprobablythatIshouldsmile。
  I,however,lookedathimwithallthegravityofajudge,whereuponhealsoobservedthegravityofajudge,andwecontinuedlookingateachotherwithallthegravityofjudgestillwebothsimultaneouslyturnedaway,hefollowedbyhiscompanionsgoinghispath,andIgoingmine。
  IsubsequentlyrememberedthatArenigismentionedinaWelshpoem,thoughinanythingbutaflatteringandadvantageousmanner。ThewritercallsitArenigddiffaithorbarrenArenig,andsaysthatitinterceptsfromhimtheviewofhisnativeland。Arenigiscertainlybarrenenough,forthereisneithertreenorshrubuponit,butthereissomethingmajesticinitshugebulk。OfallthehillswhichIsawinWalesnonemadeagreaterimpressionuponme。
  TowardseveningIarrivedataverysmallandprettyvillageinthemiddleofwhichwasatollgate。Seeinganoldwomanseatedatthedoorofthegate—houseIaskedherthenameofthevillage。"I
  havenoSaesneg!"shescreamedout。
  "IhaveplentyofCumraeg,"saidI,andrepeatedmyquestion。
  WhereuponshetoldmethatitwascalledTrefyTalcot—thevillageofthetollgate。Thatitwasaverynicevillage,andthatshewasbornthere。ShethenpointedtotwoyoungwomenwhowerewalkingtowardsthegateataveryslowpaceandtoldmetheywereEnglish。"Idonotknowthem,"saidI。Theoldlady,whowassomewhatdeaf,thinkingthatIsaidIdidnotknowEnglish,leeredatmecomplacently,andsaidthatinthatcase,Iwaslikeherself,forshedidnotspeakawordofEnglish,addingthatabodyshouldnotbeconsideredafoolfornotspeakingEnglish。Shethensaidthattheyoungwomenhadbeentakingawalktogether,andthattheyweremuchineachother’scompanyforthesakeofconversation,andnowonder,asthepoorsimpletonscouldnotspeakawordofWelsh。
  IthoughtofthebeamandmotementionedinScripture,andthencastaglanceofcompassiononthetwopooryoungwomen。ForamomentIfanciedmyselfinthetimesofOwenGlendower,andthatI
  sawtwofemales,whomhismaraudershadcarriedofffromCheshireorShropshiretotoilandslaveintheWelshery,walkingtogetherafterthelaboursofthedayweredone,andbemoaningtheirmisfortunesintheirownhomelyEnglish。
  ShortlyafterleavingthevillageofthetollgateIcametoabeautifulvalley。Onmyrighthandwasariverthefartherbankofwhichwasfringedwithtrees;onmyleftwasagentleascent,thelowerpartofwhichwascoveredwithrichgrass,andtheupperwithyellowluxuriantcorn;alittlefartheronwasagreengrove,behindwhichroseupamoel。AmorebewitchingsceneIneverbeheld。CeresandPanseemedinthisplacetohavemettoholdtheirbridal。Thesunnowdescendingshonenoblyuponthewhole。
  Afterstayingforsometimetogaze,Iproceeded,andsoonmetseveralcarts,fromthedriverofoneofwhichIlearnedthatIwasyetthreemilesfromBala。Icontinuedmywayandcametoabridge,alittlewaybeyondwhichIovertooktwomen,oneofwhom,anoldfellow,heldaverylongwhipinhishand,andtheother,amuchyoungermanwithacaponhishead,ledahorse。WhenIcameuptheoldfellowtookoffhishattome,andIforthwithenteredintoconversationwithhim。IsoongatheredfromhimthathewasahorsedealerfromBala,andthathehadbeenoutontheroadwithhisservanttobreakahorse。IastonishedtheoldmanwithmyknowledgeofWelshandhorses,andlearnedfromhim—forconceivingIwasoneoftherightsort,hewasverycommunicative—
  twoorthreecuriousparticularsconnectedwiththeWelshmodeofbreakinghorses。Discourseshortenedthewaytobothofus,andweweresooninBala。Inthemiddleofthetownhepointedtoalargeold—fashionedhouseontherighthand,atthebottomofalittlesquare,andsaid,"Yourhonourwasjustaskingmeaboutaninn。
  ThatisthebestinninWales,andifyourhonourisasgoodajudgeofaninnasofahorse,Ithinkyouwillsaysowhenyouleaveit。Prydnawnda’chwi!"
  CHAPTERXLIX
  TomJenkins—AleofBala—SoberMoments—LocalPrejudices—TheStates—UnprejudicedMan—WelshPensilvanianSettlers—DraperyLine—EveningSaunter。
  SCARCELYhadIenteredthedooroftheinnwhenamanpresentedhimselftomewithalowbow。Hewasaboutfiftyyearsofage,somewhatabovethemiddlesize,andhadgrizzlyhairandadark,freckledcountenance,inwhichmethoughtIsawaconsiderabledashofhumour。Heworebrownclothes,hadnohatonhishead,andheldanapkininhishand。"Areyouthemasterofthishotel?"saidI。
  "No,yourhonour,"hereplied,"Iamonlythewaiter,butI
  officiateformymasterinallthings;mymasterhasgreatconfidenceinme,sir。"
  "AndIhavenodoubt,"saidI,"thathecouldnotplacehisconfidenceinanyonemoreworthy。"
  Withabowyetlowerthantheprecedingonethewaiterrepliedwithasmirkandagrimace,"Thanks,yourhonour,foryourgoodopinion。
  IassureyourhonourthatIamdeeplyobliged。"
  Hisair,manner,andevenaccent,weresolikethoseofaFrenchman,thatIcouldnotforbearaskinghimwhetherhewasone。
  Heshookhisheadandreplied,"No,yourhonour,no,IamnotaFrenchman,butanativeofthispoorcountry,TomJenkinsbyname。"
  "Well,"saidI,"youreallylookandspeaklikeaFrenchman,butnowonder;theWelshandFrencharemuchofthesameblood。Pleasenowtoshowmeintotheparlour。"
  Heopenedthedoorofalargeapartment,placedachairbyatablewhichstoodinthemiddle,andthen,withanotherbow,requestedtoknowmyfartherpleasure。AfterorderingdinnerIsaidthatasI
  wasthirstyIshouldliketohavesomealeforthwith。
  "Aleyoushallhave,yourhonour,"saidTom,"andsomeofthebestalethatcanbedrunk。Thishouseisfamousforale。"
  "IsupposeyougetyouralefromLlangollen,"saidI,"whichiscelebratedforitsaleoverWales。"
  "GetouralefromLlangollen?"saidTom,withsneerofcontempt,"no,noranythingelse。Asforthealeitwasbrewedinthishousebyyourhonour’shumbleservant。"
  "Oh,"saidI,"ifyoubrewedit,itmustofcoursebegood。Praybringmesomeimmediately,forIamanxioustodrinkaleofyourbrewing。"
  "Yourhonourshallbeobeyed,"saidTom,anddisappearingreturnedinatwinklingwithatrayonwhichstoodajugfilledwithliquorandaglass。Heforthwithfilledtheglass,andpointingtoitscontentssaid:
  "There,yourhonour,didyoueverseesuchale?Observeitscolour!Doesitnotlookforalltheworldaspaleanddelicateascowslipwine?"
  "Iwishitmaynottastelikecowslipwine,"saidI;"totellyouthetruth,Iamnoparticularadmirerofalethatlookspaleanddelicate;forIalwaysthinkthereisnostrengthinit。"
  "Tasteit,yourhonour,"saidTom,"andtellmeifyouevertastedsuchale。"
  Itastedit,andthentookacopiousdraught。Thealewasindeedadmirable,equaltothebestthatIhadeverbeforedrunk—richandmellow,withscarcelyanysmackofthehopinit,andthoughsopaleanddelicatetotheeyenearlyasstrongasbrandy。I
  commendedithighlytotheworthyJenkins,whoexultinglyexclaimed:
  "ThatLlangollenaleindeed!no,no!alelikethat,yourhonour,wasneverbrewedinthattrumperyholeLlangollen。"
  "YouseemtohaveaverylowopinionofLlangollen?"saidI。
  "HowcanIhaveanythingbutalowopinionofit,yourhonour?A
  trumperyholeitis,andeverwillremainso。"
  "Manypeopleofthefirstqualitygotovisitit,"saidI。
  "ThatisbecauseitliessohandyforEngland,yourhonour。Ifitdidnot,nobodywouldgotoseeit。WhatistheretoseeinLlangollen?"
  "Thereisnotmuchtoseeinthetown,Iadmit,"saidI,"butthesceneryaboutitisbeautiful:whatmountains!"
  "Mountains,yourhonour,mountains!well,wehavemountainstoo,andasbeautifulasthoseofLlangollen。Thenwehaveourlake,ourLlynTegid,thelakeofbeauty。ShowmeanythinglikethatnearLlangollen?"
  "Then,"saidI,"thereisyourmound,yourTomenBala。TheLlangollenpeoplecanshownothinglikethat。"
  TomJenkinslookedatmeforamomentwithsomesurprise,andthensaid:"Iseeyouhavebeenherebefore,sir。"
  "No,"saidI,"never,butIhavereadabouttheTomenBalainbooks,bothWelshandEnglish。"
  "Youhave,sir,"saidTom。"Well,Iamrejoicedtoseesobook—
  learnedagentlemaninourhouse。TheTomenBalahaspuzzledmanyahead。Whatdothebookswhichmentionitsayaboutit,yourhonour?"
  "Verylittle,"saidI,"beyondmentioningit;whatdothepeopleheresayofit?"
  "Allkindsofstrangethings,yourhonour。"
  "Dotheysaywhobuiltit?"
  "SomesaytheTylwythTegbuiltit,othersthatitwascastupoveradeadkingbyhispeople。Thetruthis,nobodyhereknowswhobuiltit,oranythingaboutit,savethatitisawonder。Ah,thosepeopleofLlangollencanshownothinglikeit。"
  "Come,"saidI,"youmustnotbesoharduponthepeopleofLlangollen。Theyappeartomeuponthewholetobeaneminentlyrespectablebody。"
  TheCelticwaitergaveagenuineFrenchshrug。"Excuseme,yourhonour,forbeingofadifferentopinion。Theyarealldrunkards。"
  "IhaveoccasionallyseendrunkenpeopleatLlangollen,"saidI,"butIhavelikewiseseenagreatmanysober。"
  "Thatis,yourhonour,youhaveseenthemintheirsobermoments;
  butifyouhadwatched,yourhonour,ifyouhadkeptyoureyeonthem,youwouldhaveseenthemreelingtoo。"
  "ThatIcanhardlybelieve,"saidI。
  "Yourhonourcan’t!butIcanwhoknowthem。Theyarealldrunkards,andnobodycanliveamongthemwithoutbeingadrunkard。
  Therewasmynephew—"
  "Whatofhim?"saidI。
  "WhyhewenttoLlangollen,yourhonour,anddiedofadrunkenfeverinlessthanamonth。"
  "Well,butmighthenothavediedofthesame,ifhehadremainedathome?"
  "No,yourhonour,no!helivedheremanyayear,andneverdiedofadrunkenfever;hewasratherfondofliquor,itistrue,butheneverdiedatBalaofadrunkenfever;butwhenhewenttoLlangollenhedid。Now,yourhonour,ifthereisnotsomethingmoredrunkenaboutLlangollenthanaboutBala,whydidmynephewdieatLlangollenofadrunkenfever?"
  "Really,"saidI,"youaresuchaclosereasoner,thatIdonotliketodisputewithyou。Oneobservationhowever,Iwishtomake:
  IhavelivedatLlangollen,without,Ihope,becomingadrunkard。"
  "Oh,yourhonourisoutofthequestion,"saidtheCelticwaiterwithastrangegrimace。"YourhonourisanEnglishman,anEnglishgentleman,andofcoursecouldliveallthedaysofyourlifeatLlangollenwithoutbeingadrunkard,he,he!WhoeverheardofanEnglishman,especiallyanEnglishgentleman,beingadrunkard,he,he,he。Andnow,yourhonour,prayexcuseme,forImustgoandseethatyourhonour’sdinnerisbeinggotreadyinasuitablemanner。"
  ThereuponheleftmewithabowyetlowerthananyIhadpreviouslyseenhimmake。IfhismannersputmeinmindofthoseofaFrenchman,hislocalprejudicesbroughtpowerfullytomyrecollectionthoseofaSpaniard。TomJenkinsswearsbyBalaandabusesLlangollen,andcallsitspeopledrunkards,justasaSpaniardexaltshisownvillageandvituperatesthenextanditsinhabitants,whom,thoughhewillnotcallthemdrunkards,unlessindeedhehappenstobeaGallegan,hewillnothesitatetoterm"unacatervadepillosyembusteros。"
  Thedinnerwhenitappearedwasexcellent,andconsistedofmanymorearticlesthanIhadordered。Afterdinner,asIsat"trifling"withmycoldbrandyandwater,anindividualentered,ashortthickdumpymanaboutthirty,withbrownclothesandabroadhat,andholdinginhishandalargeleatherbag。Hegavemeafamiliarnod,andpassingbythetableatwhichIsat,toonenearthewindow,heflungthebaguponit,andseatinghimselfinachairwithhisprofiletowardsme,heuntiedthebag,fromwhichhepouredalargequantityofsovereignsuponthetableandfelltocountingthem。Aftercountingthemthreetimesheplacedthemagaininthebagwhichhetiedup,thentakingasmallbook,seeminglyanaccount—book,outofhispocket,hewrotesomethinginitwithapencil,thenputtingitinhispockethetookthebagandunlockingabeaufetwhichstoodatsomedistancebehindhimagainstthewall,heputthebagintoadrawer;thenagainlockingthebeaufethesatdowninthechair,thentiltingthechairbackuponitshindlegshekeptswayinghimselfbackwardsandforwardsuponit,histoessometimesupontheground,sometimesmountinguntiltheytappedagainstthenethersideofthetable,surveyingmeallthetimewithaqueerkindofasideglance,andoccasionallyejectingsalivauponthecarpetinthedirectionofplacewhereI
  sat。
  "Fineweather,sir,"saidI,atlast,rathertiredofbeingskewedandspitatinthismanner。
  "Whyyaas,"saidthefigure;"thedayistolerablyfine,butIhaveseenafiner。"
  "Well,Idon’tremembertohaveseenone,"saidI;"itisasfineadayasIhaveseenduringthepresentseason,andfinerweatherthanIhaveseenduringthisseasonIdonotthinkIeversawbefore。"
  "TheweatherisfineenoughforBritain,"saidthefigure,"butthereareothercountriesbesidesBritain。"
  "Why,"saidI,"there’stheStates,’tistrue。"
  "EverbeenintheStates,Mr?"saidthefigurequickly。
  "HaveIeverbeenintheStates,"saidI,"haveIeverbeenintheStates?"
  "PerhapsyouareoftheStates,Mr;Ithoughtsofromthefirst。"
  "TheStatesarefinecountries,"saidI。
  "Iguesstheyare,Mr。"
  "ItwouldbenoeasymattertowhiptheStates。"
  "SoIshouldguess,Mr。"
  "Thatis,single—handed,"saidI。
  "Single—handed,nonordouble—handedeither。LetEnglandandFranceandtheStatewhichtheyarenowtryingtowhipwithoutbeingabletodoit,that’sRussia,alluniteinauniontowhiptheUnion,andifinsteadofwhippingtheStatestheydon’tgetawhippingthemselves,callmeabrayingjackass—"
  "Isee,Mr,"saidI,"thatyouareasensibleman,becauseyouspeakverymuchmyownopinion。However,asIamanunprejudicedperson,likeyourself,Iwishtodojusticetoothercountries—
  theStatesarefinecountries—butthereareotherfinecountriesintheworld。IsaynothingofEngland;catchmesayinganythinggoodofEngland;butIcallWalesafinecountry;gainsayitwhomay,IcallWalesafinecountry。"
  "Soitis,Mr。"
  "I’llgofarther,"saidI;"Iwishtodojusticetoeverything:I
  calltheWelshafinelanguage。"
  "Soitis,Mr。Ah,Iseeyouareanunprejudicedman。Youdon’tunderstandWelsh,Iguess。"