InaboutanhourIcametoawildmoor;themoorextendedformilesandmiles。Itwasboundedontheeastandsouthbyimmensehillsandmoels。OnIwalkedataroundpace,thesunscorchingmesore,alongadusty,hillyroad,nowup,nowdown。Nothingcouldbeconceivedmorecheerlessthanthesceneryaround。Thegroundoneachsideoftheroadwasmossyandrushy—nohouses—insteadofthemwereneatstacks,hereandthere,standingintheirblackness。
Nothinglivingtobeseenexceptafewmiserablesheeppickingthewretchedherbage,orlyingpantingontheshadysideofthepeatclumps。AtlengthIsawsomethingwhichappearedtobeasheetofwateratthebottomofalowgroundonmyright。Itlookedfaroff—"ShallIgoandseewhatitis?"thoughtItomyself。"No,"
thoughtI。"Itistoofaroff"—soonIwalkedtillIlostsightofit,whenIrepentedandthoughtIwouldgoandseewhatitwas。
SoIdasheddownthemooryslopeonmyright,andpresentlysawtheobjectagain—andnowIsawthatitwaswater。Ispedtowardsitthroughgorseandheather,occasionallyleapingadeepdrain。AtlastIreachedit。Itwasasmalllake。WeariedandpantingI
flungmyselfonitsbankandgazeduponit。
Therelaythelakeinthelowbottom,surroundedbytheheatheryhillocks;thereitlayquitestill,thehotsunreflecteduponitssurface,whichshonelikeapolishedblueshield。Neartheshoreitwasshallow,atleastnearthatshoreuponwhichIlay。Butfartheron,myeye,practisedindecidinguponthedepthsofwaters,sawreasontosupposethatitsdepthwasverygreat。AsI
gazeduponitmymindindulgedinstrangemusings。Ithoughtoftheafanc,acreaturewhichsomehavesupposedtobetheharmlessandindustriousbeaver,othersthefrightfulanddestructivecrocodile。Iwonderedwhethertheafancwasthecrocodileorthebeaver,andspeedilyhadnodoubtthatthenamewasoriginallyappliedtothecrocodile。
"Oh,whocandoubt,"thoughtI,"thatthewordwasoriginallyintendedforsomethingmonstrousandhorrible?Istherenotsomethinghorribleinthelookandsoundofthewordafanc,somethingconnectedwiththeopeningandshuttingofimmensejaws,andtheswallowingofwrithingprey?IsnotthewordafittingbrotheroftheArabictimsah,denotingthedreadhornylizardofthewaters?Moreover,havewenotthevoiceoftraditionthattheafancwassomethingmonstrous?DoesitnotsaythatHutheMighty,theinventorofhusbandry,whobroughttheCumryfromthesummer—
country,drewtheoldafancoutofthelakeoflakeswithhisfourgiganticoxen?Wouldhehavehadrecoursetothemtodrawoutthelittleharmlessbeaver?Oh,surelynot。YethaveInodoubtthatwhenthecrocodilehaddisappearedfromthelands,wheretheCumriclanguagewasspoken,thenameafancwasappliedtothebeaver,probablyhissuccessorinthepool,thebeavernowcalledinCumricLlostlydan,orthebroad—tailed,fortradition’svoiceisstrongthatthebeaverhasatonetimebeencalledtheafanc。"ThenI
wonderedwhetherthepoolbeforemehadbeenthehauntoftheafanc,consideredbothascrocodileandbeaver。Isawnoreasontosupposethatithadnot。"Ifcrocodiles,"thoughtI,"everexistedinBritain,andwhoshallsaythattheyhavenot,seeingthatthereremainshavebeendiscovered,whyshouldtheynothavehauntedthispool?IfbeaverseverexistedinBritain,anddonottraditionandGiraldussaythattheyhave,whyshouldtheynothaveexistedinthispool?
"Atatimealmostinconceivablyremote,whenthehillsaroundwerecoveredwithwoods,throughwhichtheelkandthebisonandthewildcowstrolled,whenmenwererarethroughoutthelandsandunlikeinmostthingstothepresentrace—atsuchaperiod—andsuchaperiodtherehasbeen—Icaneasilyconceivethattheafanc—crocodilehauntedthispool,andthatwhentheelkorbisonorwildcowcametodrinkofitswatersthegrimbeastwouldoccasionallyrushforth,andseizinghisbellowingvictim,wouldreturnwithittothedeepsbeforemetoluxuriateathiseaseuponitsflesh。Andatatimelessremote,whenthecrocodilewasnomore,andthoughthewoodsstillcoveredthehills,andwildcattlestrolledabout,menweremorenumerousthanbefore,andlessunlikethepresentrace,Icaneasilyconceivethislaketohavebeenthehauntoftheafanc—beaver,thatheherebuiltcunninglyhishouseoftreesandclay,andthattothislakethenativewouldcomewithhisnetandhisspeartohunttheanimalforhispreciousfur。
Probablyifthedepthsofthatpoolweresearchedrelicsofthecrocodileandthebeavermightbefound,alongwithotherstrangethingsconnectedwiththeperiodsinwhichtheyrespectivelylived。
HappywereIifforabriefspaceIcouldbecomeaCingalesethatI
mightswimoutfarintothatpool,divedownintoitsdeepestpartandendeavourtodiscoveranystrangethingswhichbeneathitssurfacemaylie。"MuchinthisguiserolledmythoughtsasIlaystretchedonthemarginofthelake。
SatiatedwithmusingIatlastgotupandendeavouredtoregaintheroad。Ifounditatlast,thoughnotwithoutconsiderabledifficulty。Ipassedovermoors,blackandbarren,alongadustyroadtillIcametoavalley;Iwasnowalmostchokedwithdustandthirst,andlongedfornothingintheworldsomuchasforwater;
suddenlyIhearditsblessedsound,andperceivedarivuletonmylefthand。Itwascrossedbytwobridges,oneimmenselyoldandterriblydilapidated,theotheroldenough,butinbetterrepair—
wentanddrankundertheoldestbridgeofthetwo。Thewatertastedofthepeatofthemoors,neverthelessIdrankgreedilyofit,foronemustnotbeover—delicateuponthemoors。
RefreshedwithmydraughtIproceededbrisklyonmyway,andinalittletimesawarangeofwhitebuildings,divergingfromtheroadontherighthand,thegableofthefirstabuttinguponit。Akindoffarm—yardwasbeforethem。Arespectable—lookingwomanwasstandingintheyard。Iwentuptoherandinquiredthenameoftheplace。
"Thesehouses,sir,"saidshe,"arecalledTaiHirionMignaint。
LookoverthatdoorandyouwillseeT。H。whichlettersstandforTaiHirion。Mignaintisthenameoftheplacewheretheystand。"
Ilooked,anduponastonewhichformedthelintelofthemiddlemostdoorIread"T。H1630。"
ThewordsTaiHirionitwillbeaswelltosaysignifythelonghouses。
Ilookedlongandsteadfastlyattheinscription,mymindfullofthoughtsofthepast。
"Manyayearhasrolledbysincethesehouseswerebuilt,"saidI,asIsatdownonastepping—stone。
"Manyindeed,sir,"saidthewoman,"andmanyastrangethinghashappened。"
"DidyoueverhearofoneOliverCromwell?"saidI。
"Oh,yes,sir,andofKingCharlestoo。Themenofbothhavebeeninthisyardandhavebaitedtheirhorses;aye,andhavemountedtheirhorsesfromthestoneonwhichyousit。"
"Isupposetheywerehardlyheretogether?"saidI。
"No,no,sir,"saidthewoman,"theywerebloodyenemies,andcouldneversettheirhorsestogether。"
"Aretheselonghouses,"saidI,"inhabitedbydifferentfamilies?"
"Onlybyone,sir,theymakenowonefarm—house。"
"Areyouthemistressofit,"saidI。
"Iam,sir,andmyhusbandisthemaster。CanIbringyouanything,sir?"
"Somewater,"saidI,"forIamthirsty,thoughIdrankundertheoldbridge。"
Thegoodwomanbroughtmeabasinofdeliciousmilkandwater。
"Whatarethenamesofthetwobridges,"saidI,"alittlewayfromhere?"
"Theyarecalled,sir,theoldandnewbridgeofTaiHirion;atleastwecallthemso。"
"Andwhatdoyoucalltheffrwdthatrunsbeneaththem?"
"Ibelieve,sir,itiscalledtheriverTwerin。"
"Doyouknowalakefarupthereamidstthemoors?"
"Ihaveseenit,sir;theycallitLlynTwerin。"
"DoestheriverTwerinflowfromit?"
"Ibelieveitdoes,sir,butIdonotknow。"
"Isthelakedeep?"
"Ihaveheardthatitisverydeep,sir,somuchsothatnobodyknowsit’sdepth。"
"Aretherefishinit?"
"Digon,sir,digoniawn,andsomeverylarge。IoncesawaPen—
hwyadfromthatlakewhichweighedfiftypounds。"
AfteralittlefartherconversationIgotup,andthankingthekindwomandeparted。IsoonleftthemoorsbehindmeandcontinuedwalkingtillIcametoafewhousesonthemarginofameadoworfeninavalleythroughwhichthewaytrendedtotheeast。Theywerealmostovershadowedbyanenormousmountainwhichrosebeyondthefenonthesouth。Seeingahousewhichboreasign,andatthedoorofwhichahorsestoodtied,Iwentin,andawomancomingtomeetmeinakindofpassage,IaskedherifIcouldhavesomeale。
"Ofthebest,sir,"shereplied,andconductedmedownthepassageintoaneatroom,partlykitchen,partlyparlour,thewindowofwhichlookedoutuponthefen。Arustic—lookingmansatsmokingatatablewithajugofalebeforehim。Isatdownnearhim,andthegoodwomanbroughtmeasimilarjugofale,whichontastingI
foundexcellent。Myspiritswhichhadbeenforsometimeveryflaggingpresentlyrevived,andIenteredintoconversationwithmycompanionatthetable。FromhimIlearnedthathewasafarmeroftheneighbourhood,thatthehorsetiedbeforethedoorbelongedtohim,thatthepresenttimeswereverybadfortheproducersofgrain,withveryslightlikelihoodofimprovement;thattheplaceatwhichwewerewascalledRhydyfen,orthefordacrossthefen;
thatitwasjusthalfwaybetweenFestiniogandBala,thattheclergymanoftheparishwascalledMrPughe,agoodkindofman,butverypurblindinaspiritualsense;andfinallythattherewasnosafereligionintheworld,savethatoftheCalvinistic—
Methodists,towhichmycompanionbelonged。
HavingfinishedmyaleIpaidforit,andleavingtheCalvinisticfarmerstillsmoking,IdepartedfromRhydyfen。OnIwentalongthevalley,theenormoushillonmyright,amoelofabouthalfitsheightonmyleft,andatallhillboundingtheprospectintheeast,thedirectioninwhichIwasgoing。Afteralittletime,meetingtwowomen,Iaskedthemthenameofthemountaintothesouth。
"ArenigVawr,"theyreplied,orsomethinglikeit。
PresentlymeetingfourmenIputthesamequestiontotheforemost,astout,burly,intelligent—lookingfellow,ofaboutfifty。Hegavemethesamenameasthewomen。Iaskedifanybodyliveduponit。
"No,"saidhe,"toocoldforman。"
"Fox?"saidI。
"No!toocoldforfox。"
"Crow?"saidI。
"No,toocoldforcrow;crowwouldbestarveduponit。"Hethenlookedmeintheface,expectingprobablythatIshouldsmile。
I,however,lookedathimwithallthegravityofajudge,whereuponhealsoobservedthegravityofajudge,andwecontinuedlookingateachotherwithallthegravityofjudgestillwebothsimultaneouslyturnedaway,hefollowedbyhiscompanionsgoinghispath,andIgoingmine。
IsubsequentlyrememberedthatArenigismentionedinaWelshpoem,thoughinanythingbutaflatteringandadvantageousmanner。ThewritercallsitArenigddiffaithorbarrenArenig,andsaysthatitinterceptsfromhimtheviewofhisnativeland。Arenigiscertainlybarrenenough,forthereisneithertreenorshrubuponit,butthereissomethingmajesticinitshugebulk。OfallthehillswhichIsawinWalesnonemadeagreaterimpressionuponme。
TowardseveningIarrivedataverysmallandprettyvillageinthemiddleofwhichwasatollgate。Seeinganoldwomanseatedatthedoorofthegate—houseIaskedherthenameofthevillage。"I
havenoSaesneg!"shescreamedout。
"IhaveplentyofCumraeg,"saidI,andrepeatedmyquestion。
WhereuponshetoldmethatitwascalledTrefyTalcot—thevillageofthetollgate。Thatitwasaverynicevillage,andthatshewasbornthere。ShethenpointedtotwoyoungwomenwhowerewalkingtowardsthegateataveryslowpaceandtoldmetheywereEnglish。"Idonotknowthem,"saidI。Theoldlady,whowassomewhatdeaf,thinkingthatIsaidIdidnotknowEnglish,leeredatmecomplacently,andsaidthatinthatcase,Iwaslikeherself,forshedidnotspeakawordofEnglish,addingthatabodyshouldnotbeconsideredafoolfornotspeakingEnglish。Shethensaidthattheyoungwomenhadbeentakingawalktogether,andthattheyweremuchineachother’scompanyforthesakeofconversation,andnowonder,asthepoorsimpletonscouldnotspeakawordofWelsh。
IthoughtofthebeamandmotementionedinScripture,andthencastaglanceofcompassiononthetwopooryoungwomen。ForamomentIfanciedmyselfinthetimesofOwenGlendower,andthatI
sawtwofemales,whomhismaraudershadcarriedofffromCheshireorShropshiretotoilandslaveintheWelshery,walkingtogetherafterthelaboursofthedayweredone,andbemoaningtheirmisfortunesintheirownhomelyEnglish。
ShortlyafterleavingthevillageofthetollgateIcametoabeautifulvalley。Onmyrighthandwasariverthefartherbankofwhichwasfringedwithtrees;onmyleftwasagentleascent,thelowerpartofwhichwascoveredwithrichgrass,andtheupperwithyellowluxuriantcorn;alittlefartheronwasagreengrove,behindwhichroseupamoel。AmorebewitchingsceneIneverbeheld。CeresandPanseemedinthisplacetohavemettoholdtheirbridal。Thesunnowdescendingshonenoblyuponthewhole。
Afterstayingforsometimetogaze,Iproceeded,andsoonmetseveralcarts,fromthedriverofoneofwhichIlearnedthatIwasyetthreemilesfromBala。Icontinuedmywayandcametoabridge,alittlewaybeyondwhichIovertooktwomen,oneofwhom,anoldfellow,heldaverylongwhipinhishand,andtheother,amuchyoungermanwithacaponhishead,ledahorse。WhenIcameuptheoldfellowtookoffhishattome,andIforthwithenteredintoconversationwithhim。IsoongatheredfromhimthathewasahorsedealerfromBala,andthathehadbeenoutontheroadwithhisservanttobreakahorse。IastonishedtheoldmanwithmyknowledgeofWelshandhorses,andlearnedfromhim—forconceivingIwasoneoftherightsort,hewasverycommunicative—
twoorthreecuriousparticularsconnectedwiththeWelshmodeofbreakinghorses。Discourseshortenedthewaytobothofus,andweweresooninBala。Inthemiddleofthetownhepointedtoalargeold—fashionedhouseontherighthand,atthebottomofalittlesquare,andsaid,"Yourhonourwasjustaskingmeaboutaninn。
ThatisthebestinninWales,andifyourhonourisasgoodajudgeofaninnasofahorse,Ithinkyouwillsaysowhenyouleaveit。Prydnawnda’chwi!"
CHAPTERXLIX
TomJenkins—AleofBala—SoberMoments—LocalPrejudices—TheStates—UnprejudicedMan—WelshPensilvanianSettlers—DraperyLine—EveningSaunter。
SCARCELYhadIenteredthedooroftheinnwhenamanpresentedhimselftomewithalowbow。Hewasaboutfiftyyearsofage,somewhatabovethemiddlesize,andhadgrizzlyhairandadark,freckledcountenance,inwhichmethoughtIsawaconsiderabledashofhumour。Heworebrownclothes,hadnohatonhishead,andheldanapkininhishand。"Areyouthemasterofthishotel?"saidI。
"No,yourhonour,"hereplied,"Iamonlythewaiter,butI
officiateformymasterinallthings;mymasterhasgreatconfidenceinme,sir。"
"AndIhavenodoubt,"saidI,"thathecouldnotplacehisconfidenceinanyonemoreworthy。"
Withabowyetlowerthantheprecedingonethewaiterrepliedwithasmirkandagrimace,"Thanks,yourhonour,foryourgoodopinion。
IassureyourhonourthatIamdeeplyobliged。"
Hisair,manner,andevenaccent,weresolikethoseofaFrenchman,thatIcouldnotforbearaskinghimwhetherhewasone。
Heshookhisheadandreplied,"No,yourhonour,no,IamnotaFrenchman,butanativeofthispoorcountry,TomJenkinsbyname。"
"Well,"saidI,"youreallylookandspeaklikeaFrenchman,butnowonder;theWelshandFrencharemuchofthesameblood。Pleasenowtoshowmeintotheparlour。"
Heopenedthedoorofalargeapartment,placedachairbyatablewhichstoodinthemiddle,andthen,withanotherbow,requestedtoknowmyfartherpleasure。AfterorderingdinnerIsaidthatasI
wasthirstyIshouldliketohavesomealeforthwith。
"Aleyoushallhave,yourhonour,"saidTom,"andsomeofthebestalethatcanbedrunk。Thishouseisfamousforale。"
"IsupposeyougetyouralefromLlangollen,"saidI,"whichiscelebratedforitsaleoverWales。"
"GetouralefromLlangollen?"saidTom,withsneerofcontempt,"no,noranythingelse。Asforthealeitwasbrewedinthishousebyyourhonour’shumbleservant。"
"Oh,"saidI,"ifyoubrewedit,itmustofcoursebegood。Praybringmesomeimmediately,forIamanxioustodrinkaleofyourbrewing。"
"Yourhonourshallbeobeyed,"saidTom,anddisappearingreturnedinatwinklingwithatrayonwhichstoodajugfilledwithliquorandaglass。Heforthwithfilledtheglass,andpointingtoitscontentssaid:
"There,yourhonour,didyoueverseesuchale?Observeitscolour!Doesitnotlookforalltheworldaspaleanddelicateascowslipwine?"
"Iwishitmaynottastelikecowslipwine,"saidI;"totellyouthetruth,Iamnoparticularadmirerofalethatlookspaleanddelicate;forIalwaysthinkthereisnostrengthinit。"
"Tasteit,yourhonour,"saidTom,"andtellmeifyouevertastedsuchale。"
Itastedit,andthentookacopiousdraught。Thealewasindeedadmirable,equaltothebestthatIhadeverbeforedrunk—richandmellow,withscarcelyanysmackofthehopinit,andthoughsopaleanddelicatetotheeyenearlyasstrongasbrandy。I
commendedithighlytotheworthyJenkins,whoexultinglyexclaimed:
"ThatLlangollenaleindeed!no,no!alelikethat,yourhonour,wasneverbrewedinthattrumperyholeLlangollen。"
"YouseemtohaveaverylowopinionofLlangollen?"saidI。
"HowcanIhaveanythingbutalowopinionofit,yourhonour?A
trumperyholeitis,andeverwillremainso。"
"Manypeopleofthefirstqualitygotovisitit,"saidI。
"ThatisbecauseitliessohandyforEngland,yourhonour。Ifitdidnot,nobodywouldgotoseeit。WhatistheretoseeinLlangollen?"
"Thereisnotmuchtoseeinthetown,Iadmit,"saidI,"butthesceneryaboutitisbeautiful:whatmountains!"
"Mountains,yourhonour,mountains!well,wehavemountainstoo,andasbeautifulasthoseofLlangollen。Thenwehaveourlake,ourLlynTegid,thelakeofbeauty。ShowmeanythinglikethatnearLlangollen?"
"Then,"saidI,"thereisyourmound,yourTomenBala。TheLlangollenpeoplecanshownothinglikethat。"
TomJenkinslookedatmeforamomentwithsomesurprise,andthensaid:"Iseeyouhavebeenherebefore,sir。"
"No,"saidI,"never,butIhavereadabouttheTomenBalainbooks,bothWelshandEnglish。"
"Youhave,sir,"saidTom。"Well,Iamrejoicedtoseesobook—
learnedagentlemaninourhouse。TheTomenBalahaspuzzledmanyahead。Whatdothebookswhichmentionitsayaboutit,yourhonour?"
"Verylittle,"saidI,"beyondmentioningit;whatdothepeopleheresayofit?"
"Allkindsofstrangethings,yourhonour。"
"Dotheysaywhobuiltit?"
"SomesaytheTylwythTegbuiltit,othersthatitwascastupoveradeadkingbyhispeople。Thetruthis,nobodyhereknowswhobuiltit,oranythingaboutit,savethatitisawonder。Ah,thosepeopleofLlangollencanshownothinglikeit。"
"Come,"saidI,"youmustnotbesoharduponthepeopleofLlangollen。Theyappeartomeuponthewholetobeaneminentlyrespectablebody。"
TheCelticwaitergaveagenuineFrenchshrug。"Excuseme,yourhonour,forbeingofadifferentopinion。Theyarealldrunkards。"
"IhaveoccasionallyseendrunkenpeopleatLlangollen,"saidI,"butIhavelikewiseseenagreatmanysober。"
"Thatis,yourhonour,youhaveseenthemintheirsobermoments;
butifyouhadwatched,yourhonour,ifyouhadkeptyoureyeonthem,youwouldhaveseenthemreelingtoo。"
"ThatIcanhardlybelieve,"saidI。
"Yourhonourcan’t!butIcanwhoknowthem。Theyarealldrunkards,andnobodycanliveamongthemwithoutbeingadrunkard。
Therewasmynephew—"
"Whatofhim?"saidI。
"WhyhewenttoLlangollen,yourhonour,anddiedofadrunkenfeverinlessthanamonth。"
"Well,butmighthenothavediedofthesame,ifhehadremainedathome?"
"No,yourhonour,no!helivedheremanyayear,andneverdiedofadrunkenfever;hewasratherfondofliquor,itistrue,butheneverdiedatBalaofadrunkenfever;butwhenhewenttoLlangollenhedid。Now,yourhonour,ifthereisnotsomethingmoredrunkenaboutLlangollenthanaboutBala,whydidmynephewdieatLlangollenofadrunkenfever?"
"Really,"saidI,"youaresuchaclosereasoner,thatIdonotliketodisputewithyou。Oneobservationhowever,Iwishtomake:
IhavelivedatLlangollen,without,Ihope,becomingadrunkard。"
"Oh,yourhonourisoutofthequestion,"saidtheCelticwaiterwithastrangegrimace。"YourhonourisanEnglishman,anEnglishgentleman,andofcoursecouldliveallthedaysofyourlifeatLlangollenwithoutbeingadrunkard,he,he!WhoeverheardofanEnglishman,especiallyanEnglishgentleman,beingadrunkard,he,he,he。Andnow,yourhonour,prayexcuseme,forImustgoandseethatyourhonour’sdinnerisbeinggotreadyinasuitablemanner。"
ThereuponheleftmewithabowyetlowerthananyIhadpreviouslyseenhimmake。IfhismannersputmeinmindofthoseofaFrenchman,hislocalprejudicesbroughtpowerfullytomyrecollectionthoseofaSpaniard。TomJenkinsswearsbyBalaandabusesLlangollen,andcallsitspeopledrunkards,justasaSpaniardexaltshisownvillageandvituperatesthenextanditsinhabitants,whom,thoughhewillnotcallthemdrunkards,unlessindeedhehappenstobeaGallegan,hewillnothesitatetoterm"unacatervadepillosyembusteros。"
Thedinnerwhenitappearedwasexcellent,andconsistedofmanymorearticlesthanIhadordered。Afterdinner,asIsat"trifling"withmycoldbrandyandwater,anindividualentered,ashortthickdumpymanaboutthirty,withbrownclothesandabroadhat,andholdinginhishandalargeleatherbag。Hegavemeafamiliarnod,andpassingbythetableatwhichIsat,toonenearthewindow,heflungthebaguponit,andseatinghimselfinachairwithhisprofiletowardsme,heuntiedthebag,fromwhichhepouredalargequantityofsovereignsuponthetableandfelltocountingthem。Aftercountingthemthreetimesheplacedthemagaininthebagwhichhetiedup,thentakingasmallbook,seeminglyanaccount—book,outofhispocket,hewrotesomethinginitwithapencil,thenputtingitinhispockethetookthebagandunlockingabeaufetwhichstoodatsomedistancebehindhimagainstthewall,heputthebagintoadrawer;thenagainlockingthebeaufethesatdowninthechair,thentiltingthechairbackuponitshindlegshekeptswayinghimselfbackwardsandforwardsuponit,histoessometimesupontheground,sometimesmountinguntiltheytappedagainstthenethersideofthetable,surveyingmeallthetimewithaqueerkindofasideglance,andoccasionallyejectingsalivauponthecarpetinthedirectionofplacewhereI
sat。
"Fineweather,sir,"saidI,atlast,rathertiredofbeingskewedandspitatinthismanner。
"Whyyaas,"saidthefigure;"thedayistolerablyfine,butIhaveseenafiner。"
"Well,Idon’tremembertohaveseenone,"saidI;"itisasfineadayasIhaveseenduringthepresentseason,andfinerweatherthanIhaveseenduringthisseasonIdonotthinkIeversawbefore。"
"TheweatherisfineenoughforBritain,"saidthefigure,"butthereareothercountriesbesidesBritain。"
"Why,"saidI,"there’stheStates,’tistrue。"
"EverbeenintheStates,Mr?"saidthefigurequickly。
"HaveIeverbeenintheStates,"saidI,"haveIeverbeenintheStates?"
"PerhapsyouareoftheStates,Mr;Ithoughtsofromthefirst。"
"TheStatesarefinecountries,"saidI。
"Iguesstheyare,Mr。"
"ItwouldbenoeasymattertowhiptheStates。"
"SoIshouldguess,Mr。"
"Thatis,single—handed,"saidI。
"Single—handed,nonordouble—handedeither。LetEnglandandFranceandtheStatewhichtheyarenowtryingtowhipwithoutbeingabletodoit,that’sRussia,alluniteinauniontowhiptheUnion,andifinsteadofwhippingtheStatestheydon’tgetawhippingthemselves,callmeabrayingjackass—"
"Isee,Mr,"saidI,"thatyouareasensibleman,becauseyouspeakverymuchmyownopinion。However,asIamanunprejudicedperson,likeyourself,Iwishtodojusticetoothercountries—
theStatesarefinecountries—butthereareotherfinecountriesintheworld。IsaynothingofEngland;catchmesayinganythinggoodofEngland;butIcallWalesafinecountry;gainsayitwhomay,IcallWalesafinecountry。"
"Soitis,Mr。"
"I’llgofarther,"saidI;"Iwishtodojusticetoeverything:I
calltheWelshafinelanguage。"
"Soitis,Mr。Ah,Iseeyouareanunprejudicedman。Youdon’tunderstandWelsh,Iguess。"