butter,andalittleteawithmilkandsugar。Itateanddrankandsoonbegantopurr。Thegoodwomanofthehousewashorrifiedwhenoncomingintoremovethethingsshesawthechurchcatonhercarpet。"Whatimpudence!"sheexclaimed,andmadetowardsit,butonourtellingherthatwedidnotexpectthatitshouldbedisturbed,sheletitalone。Averyremarkablecircumstancewas,thatthoughthecathadhithertobeeninthehabitofflying,notonlyfromherface,buttheveryechoofhervoice,itnowlookedherinthefacewithperfectcomposure,asmuchastosay,"Idon’tfearyou,forIknowthatIamnowsafeandwithmyownpeople。"
  Itstayedwithustwohoursandthenwentaway。Thenextmorningitreturned。Tobeshort,thoughitwentawayeverynight,itbecameourowncat,andoneofourfamily。Igaveitsomethingwhichcureditofitseruption,andthroughgoodtreatmentitsoonlostitsotherailmentsandbegantolooksleekandbonny。
  CHAPTERVIII
  TheMowers—DeepWelsh—ExtensiveView—OldCelticHatred—FishPreserving—Smollet’sMorgan。
  NEXTmorningIsetouttoascendDinasBran,anumberofchildren,almostentirelygirls,followedme。Iaskedthemwhytheycameafterme。"Inthehopethatyouwillgiveussomething,"saidoneinverygoodEnglish。ItoldthemthatIshouldgivethemnothing,buttheystillfollowedme。AlittlewayupthehillIsawsomemencuttinghay。Imadeanobservationtooneofthemrespectingthefinenessoftheweather;heansweredcivilly,andrestedonhisscythe,whilsttheotherspursuedtheirwork。Iaskedhimwhetherhewasafarmingman;hetoldmethathewasnot;thathegenerallyworkedattheflannelmanufactory,butthatforsomedayspasthehadnotbeenemployedthere,workbeingslack,andhadonthataccountjoinedthemowersinordertoearnafewshillings。I
  askedhimhowitwasheknewhowtohandleascythe,notbeingbredupafarmingman;hesmiled,andsaidthat,somehoworother,hehadlearnttodoso。
  "YouspeakverygoodEnglish,"saidI,"haveyoumuchWelsh?"
  "Plenty,"saidhe;"IamarealWelshman。"
  "CanyoureadWelsh?"saidI。
  "Oh,yes!"hereplied。
  "Whatbookshaveyouread?"saidI。
  "IhavereadtheBible,sir,andoneortwootherbooks。"
  "DidyoueverreadtheBarddCwsg?"saidI。
  Helookedatmewithsomesurprise。"No,"saidhe,afteramomentortwo,"Ihaveneverreadit。Ihaveseenit,butitwasfartoodeepWelshforme。"
  "Ihavereadit,"saidI。
  "AreyouaWelshman?"saidhe。
  "No,"saidI;"IamanEnglishman。"
  "Andhowisit,"saidhe,"thatyoucanreadWelshwithoutbeingaWelshman?"
  "Ilearnedtodoso,"saidI,"evenasyoulearnedtomow,withoutbeingbreduptofarmingwork。"
  "Ah!"saidhe,"butitiseasiertolearntomowthantoreadtheBarddCwsg。"
  "Idon’tthinkthat,"saidI;"IhavetakenupascytheahundredtimesbutIcannotmow。"
  "Willyourhonourtakeminenow,andtryagain?"saidhe。
  "No,"saidI,"forifItakeyourscytheinhandImustgiveyouashilling,youknow,bymowers’law。"
  Hegaveabroadgrin,andIproceededupthehill。WhenherejoinedhiscompanionshesaidsomethingtotheminWelsh,atwhichtheyalllaughed。Ireachedthetopofthehill,thechildrenstillattendingme。
  Theviewoverthevaleisverybeautiful;butonnoside,exceptinthedirectionofthewest,isitveryextensive;DinasBranbeingonallothersidesovertoppedbyotherhills:inthatdirection,indeed,theviewisextensiveenough,reachingonafinedayeventotheWyddfaorpeakofSnowdon,adistanceofsixtymiles,atleastassomesay,whoperhapsoughttoaddtoverygoodeyes,whichminearenot。ThedaythatImademyfirstascentofDinasBranwasveryclear,butIdonotthinkIsawtheWyddfathenfromthetopofDinasBran。ItistrueImightseeitwithoutknowingit,beingutterlyunacquaintedwithit,exceptbyname;butI
  repeatIdonotthinkIsawit,andIamquitesurethatIdidnotseeitfromthetopofDinasBranonasubsequentascent,onadayequallyclear,whenifIhadseentheWyddfaImusthaverecognisedit,havingbeenatitstop。AsIstoodgazingaround,thechildrendancedaboutuponthegrass,andsangasong。ThesongwasEnglish。Idescendedthehill;theyfollowedmetoitsfoot,andthenleftme。ThechildrenofthelowerclassofLlangollenaregreatpeststovisitors。Thebestwaytogetridofthemistogivethemnothing:Ifollowedthatplan,andwasnotlongtroubledwiththem。
  Arrivedatthefootofthehill,Iwalkedalongthebankofthecanaltothewest。PresentlyIcametoabargelyingbythebank;
  theboatmanwasinit。Ienteredintoconversationwithhim。HetoldmethatthecanalanditsbranchesextendedoveragreatpartofEngland。Thattheboatscarriedslates—thathehadfrequentlygoneasfarasPaddingtonbythecanal—thathewasgenerallythreeweeksonthejourney—thattheboatmenandtheirfamilieslivedinthelittlecabinsaft—thattheboatmenwereallWelsh—
  thattheycouldreadEnglish,butlittleornoWelsh—thatEnglishwasamuchmoreeasylanguagetoreadthanWelsh—thattheypassedbymanytowns,amongothersNorthampton,andthathelikednoplacesomuchasLlangollen。IproceededtillIcametoaplacewheresomepeoplewereputtinghugeslatesintoacanalboat。ItwasnearabridgewhichcrossedtheDee,whichwasontheleft。I
  stoppedandenteredintoconversationwithone,whoappearedtobetheprincipalman。HetoldmeamongstotherthingsthathewasablacksmithfromtheneighbourhoodofRhiwabon,andthattheflagswereintendedfortheflooringofhispremises。Intheboatwasanoldbareheaded,bare—armedfellow,whopresentlyjoinedintheconversationinverybrokenEnglish。HetoldmethathisnamewasJosephHughes,andthathewasarealWelshmanandwasproudofbeingso;heexpressedagreatdislikefortheEnglish,whohesaidwereinthehabitofmakingfunofhimandridiculinghislanguage;
  hesaidthatallthefoolsthathehadknownwereEnglishmen。I
  toldhimthatallEnglishmenwerenotfools;"butthegreaterpartare,"saidhe。"Lookhowtheywork,"saidI。"Yes,"saidhe,"someofthemaregoodatbreakingstonesfortheroad,butnotmorethanoneinahundred。""ThereseemstobesomethingoftheoldCeltichatredtotheSaxoninthisoldfellow,"saidItomyself,asIwalkedaway。
  IproceededtillIcametotheheadofthecanal,wherethenavigationfirstcommences。ItisclosetoaweiroverwhichtheDeefalls。Herethereisalittlefloodgate,throughwhichwaterrushesfromanoblongpondorreservoir,fedbywaterfromacorneroftheupperpartoftheweir。Ontheleft,orsouth—westside,isamoundofearthfencedwithstoneswhichisthecommencementofthebankofthecanal。Thepondorreservoirabovethefloodgateisseparatedfromtheweirbyastonewallontheleft,orsouth—
  westside。Thispondhastwofloodgates,theonealreadymentioned,whichopensintothecanal,andanother,ontheothersideofthestonemound,openingtothelowerpartoftheweir。
  Whenever,asamantoldmewhowasstandingnear,itisnecessarytolaythebedofthecanaldry,intheimmediateneighbourhoodforthepurposeofmakingrepairs,thefloodgatetothecanalisclosed,andtheonetothelowerpartoftheweirisopened,andthenthewaterfromthepondflowsintotheDee,whilstasluice,nearthefirstlock,letsoutthewaterofthecanalintotheriver。Theheadofthecanalissituatedinaverybeautifulspot。
  Totheleftorsouthisaloftyhillcoveredwithwood。Totherightisabeautifulslopeorlawnonthetopofwhichisaprettyvilla,towhichyoucangetbyalittlewoodenbridgeoverthefloodgateofthecanal,andindeedformingpartofit。Fewthingsaresobeautifulintheiroriginasthiscanal,which,beitknown,withitslocksanditsaqueducts,thegrandestofwhichlastisthestupendouserectionnearStockport,whichby—the—byefilledmymindwhenaboywithwonder,constitutesthegrandworkofEngland,andyieldstonothingintheworldofthekind,withtheexceptionofthegreatcanalofChina。
  RetracingmystepssomewayIgotupontheriver’sbankandthenagainproceededinthedirectionofthewest。Isooncametoacottagenearlyoppositeabridge,whichledovertheriver,notthebridgewhichIhavealreadymentioned,butonemuchsmaller,andconsiderablyhigherupthevalley。Thecottagehadseveralduskyoutbuildingsattachedtoit,andapalingbeforeit。Leaningoverthepalinginhisshirt—sleeveswasadark—faced,short,thicksetman,whosalutedmeinEnglish。Ireturnedhissalutation,stopped,andwassooninconversationwithhim。Ipraisedthebeautyoftheriveranditsbanks:hesaidthatbothwerebeautifulanddelightfulinsummer,butnotatallinwinter,forthenthetreesandbushesonthebankswerestrippedoftheirleaves,andtheriverwasafrightfultorrent。HeaskedmeifI
  hadbeentoseetheplacecalledtheRobber’sLeap,asstrangersgenerallywenttoseeit。Iinquiredwhereitwas。
  "Yonder,"saidhe,pointingtosomedistancedowntheriver。
  "WhyisitcalledtheRobber’sLeap?"saidI。
  "ItiscalledtheRobber’sLeap,orLlamyLleidyr,"saidhe,"becauseathiefpursuedbyjusticeonceleapedacrosstheriverthereandescaped。Itwasanawfulleap,andhewelldeservedtoescapeaftertakingit。"ItoldhimthatIshouldgoandlookatitonsomefutureopportunity,andthenaskedifthereweremanyfishintheriver。Hesaidtherewereplentyofsalmonandtrout,andthatowingtotheriverbeingtolerablyhigh,agoodmanyhadbeencaughtduringthelastfewdays。Iaskedhimwhoenjoyedtherightoffishingintheriver。Hesaidthatinthesepartsthefishingbelongedtotwoorthreeproprietors,whoeitherpreservedthefishingforthemselves,astheybestcouldbymeansofkeepers,orletitouttootherpeople;andthatmanyindividualscamenotonlyfromEngland,butfromFranceandGermanyandevenRussiaforthepurposeoffishing,andthatthekeepersoftheproprietorsfromwhomtheypurchasedpermissiontofish,wentwiththem,toshowthemthebestplaces,andtoteachthemhowtofish。Headdedthattherewasareportthattheriverwouldshortlyberhyddorfreeandopentoanyone。Isaidthatitwouldbeabadthingtoflingtheriveropen,asinthateventthefishwouldbekilledatalltimesandseasons,andeventuallyalldestroyed。Herepliedthathequestionedwhethermorefishwouldbetakenthenthannow,andthatImustnotimaginethatthefishweremuchprotectedbywhatwascalledpreserving;thatthepeopletowhomthelandsintheneighbourhoodbelonged,andthosewhopaidforfishingdidnotcatchahundredthpartofthefishwhichwerecaughtintheriver:
  thattheproprietorswentwiththeirkeepers,andperhapscaughttwoorthreestoneoffish,orthatstrangerswentwiththekeepers,whomtheypaidforteachingthemhowtofish,andperhapscaughthalf—a—dozenfish,andthatshortlyafterthekeeperswouldreturnandcatchontheirownaccountsixtystoneoffishfromtheveryspotwheretheproprietorsorstrangershadgreatdifficultyincatchingtwoorthreestoneorthehalf—dozenfish,orthepoacherswouldgoandcatchayetgreaterquantity。Headdedthatgentrydidnotunderstandhowtocatchfish,andthattoattempttopreservewasnonsense。Itoldhimthatiftheriverwasflungopeneverybodywouldfish;hesaidthatIwasmuchmistaken,thathundredswhowerenowpoachers,wouldthenkeepathome,mindtheirpropertrades,andneveruselineorspear;thatfolksalwayslongedtodowhattheywereforbidden,andthatShimeiwouldneverhavecrossedthebrookprovidedhehadnotbeentoldheshouldbehangedifhedid。Thathehimselfhadpermissiontofishintheriverwheneverhepleased,butneveravailedhimselfofit,thoughinhisyoungtime,whenhehadnoleave,hehadbeenanarrantpoacher。
  ThemannersandwayofspeakingofthisoldpersonageputmeverymuchinmindofthoseofMorgan,describedbySmollettinhisimmortalnovelof"RoderickRandom。"Ihadmorediscoursewithhim:Iaskedhiminwhatlineofbusinesshewas,hetoldmethathesoldcoals。Fromhiscomplexion,andthehueofhisshirt,I
  hadalreadyconcludedthathewasinsomegrimytrade。Itheninquiredofwhatreligionhewas,andreceivedforanswerthathewasaBaptist。Ithoughtthatbothhimselfandpartofhisapparelwouldlookallthebetterforagoodimmersion。Wetalkedofthewarthenraging—hesaiditwasbetweenthefalseprophetandtheDragon。IaskedhimwhotheDragonwas—hesaidtheTurk。ItoldhimthatthePopewasfarworsethaneithertheTurkortheRussian,thathisreligionwasthevilestidolatry,andthathewouldletnoonealone。ThatitwasthePopewhodrovehisfellowreligioniststheAnabaptistsoutoftheNetherlands。Heaskedmehowlongagothatwas。BetweentwoandthreehundredyearsI
  replied。HeaskedmethemeaningofthewordAnabaptist;Itoldhim;whereuponheexpressedgreatadmirationformyunderstanding,andsaidthathehopedheshouldseemeagain。
  Iinquiredofhimtowhatplacethebridgeled;hetoldmethatifIpassedoverit,andascendedahighbankbeyond,IshouldfindmyselfontheroadfromLlangollentoCorwenandthatifIwantedtogotoLlangollenImustturntotheleft。Ithankedhim,andpassingoverthebridge,andascendingthebank,foundmyselfuponabroadroad。Iturnedtotheleft,andwalkingbrisklyinabouthalfanhourreachedourcottageinthenorthernsuburb,whereI
  foundmyfamilyanddinnerawaitingme。
  CHAPTERIX
  TheDinner—EnglishFoibles—Pengwern—TheYew—Tree—Carn—
  Lleidyr—ApplicationsofaTerm。
  FORdinnerwehadsalmonandlegofmutton;thesalmonfromtheDee,thelegfromtheneighbouringBerwyn。Thesalmonwasgoodenough,butIhadeatenbetter;andhereitwillnotbeamisstosay,thatthebestsalmonintheworldiscaughtintheSuir,ariverthatflowspastthebeautifultownofClonmelinIreland。Asforthelegofmuttonitwastrulywonderful;nothingsogoodhadI
  evertastedintheshapeofalegofmutton。ThelegofmuttonofWalesbeatsthelegofmuttonofanyothercountry,andIhadnevertastedaWelshlegofmuttonbefore。CertainlyIshallneverforgetthatfirstWelshlegofmuttonwhichItasted,richbutdelicate,repletewithjuicesderivedfromthearomaticherbsofthenobleBerwyn,cookedtoaturn,andweighingjustfourpounds。
  "Oitssavourysmellwasgreat,Suchaswellmighttempt,Itrow,Onethat’sdeadtolifthisbrow。"
  LetanyonewhowishestoeatlegofmuttoninperfectiongotoWales,butmindyoutoeatlegofmuttononly。Welshlegofmuttonissuperlative;butwiththeexceptionoftheleg,themuttonofWalesisdecidedlyinferiortothatofmanyotherpartsofBritain。
  Here,perhaps,asIhavetoldthereaderwhatweatefordinner,itwillbeaswelltotellhimwhatwedrankatdinner。Lethimknowthen,thatwithoursalmonwedrankwater,andwithourmuttonale,evenaleofLlangollen;butnotthebestaleofLlangollen;itwasveryfair;butIsubsequentlydrankfarbetterLlangollenalethanthatwhichIdrankatourfirstdinnerinourcottageatLlangollen。
  IntheeveningIwentacrossthebridgeandstrolledalonginasouth—eastdirection。JustasIhadclearedthesuburbamanjoinedmefromacottage,onthetopofahighbank,whomI
  recognisedasthemowerwithwhomIhadhelddiscourseinthemorning。HesalutedmeandaskedmeifIweretakingawalk,I
  toldhimIwas,whereuponhesaidthatifIwerenottooproudtowishtobeseenwalkingwithapoormanlikehimself,heshouldwishtojoinme。ItoldhimIshouldbegladofhiscompany,andthatIwasnotashamedtobeseenwalkingwithanyperson,howeverpoor,whoconductedhimselfwithpropriety。HerepliedthatImustbeverydifferentfrommycountrymeningeneral,whowereashamedtobeseenwalkingwithanypeople,whowerenot,atleast,aswell—dressedasthemselves。Isaidthatmycountry—folkingeneralhadagreatmanyadmirablequalities,butatthesametimeagreatmanyfoibles,foremostamongstwhichlastwasacrazyadmirationforwhattheycalledgentility,whichmadethemsycophantictotheirsuperiorsinstation,andextremelyinsolenttothosewhomtheyconsideredbelowthem。HesaidthatIhadspokenhisverythoughts,andthenaskedmewhetherIwishedtobetakenthemostagreeablewalknearLlangollen。
  Onmyreplyingbyallmeans,heledmealongtheroadtothesouth—
  east。Apleasantroaditproved:onourrightatsomedistancewasthemightyBerwyn;closeonourleftthehillcalledPenyCoed。IaskedhimwhatwasbeyondtheBerwyn?
  "Averywildcountry,indeed,"hereplied,"consistingofwood,rock,andriver;infact,ananialwch。"
  HethenaskedifIknewthemeaningofanialwch。
  "Awilderness,"Ireplied,"youwillfindthewordintheWelshBible。"
  "Verytrue,sir,"saidhe,"itwasthereImetit,butIdidnotknowthemeaningofit,tillitwasexplainedtomebyoneofourteachers。"
  Onmyinquiringofwhatreligionhewas,hetoldmehewasaCalvinistic—Methodist。
  Wepassedanancientbuildingwhichstoodonourright。Iturnedroundtolookatit。Itsbackwastotheroad:atitseasternendwasafinearchedwindowliketheorielwindowofachurch"Thatbuilding,"saidmycompanion,"iscalledPengwernHall。Itwasonceaconventofnuns;alittletimeagoafarm—house,butisnowusedasabarn,andaplaceofstowage。TilllatelyitbelongedtotheMostynfamily,buttheydisposedofit,withthefarmonwhichitstood,togetherwithseveralotherfarms,tocertainpeoplefromLiverpool,whonowliveyonder,"pointingtoahousealittlewayfartheron。Istilllookedattheedifice。
  "Youseemtoadmiretheoldbuilding,"saidmycompanion。
  "Iwasnotadmiringit,"saidI;"Iwasthinkingofthedifferencebetweenitspresentandformerstate。Formerlyitwasaplacedevotedtogorgeousidolatryandobscenelust;nowitisaquietoldbarninwhichhayandstrawareplaced,andbrokentumbrelsstowedaway:surelythehandofGodisvisiblehere?"
  "Itisso,sir,"saidthemaninarespectfultone,"andsoitisinanotherplaceinthisneighbourhood。Aboutthreemilesfromhere,inthenorth—westpartofthevalley,isanoldedifice。Itisnowafarm—house,butwasonceasplendidabbey,andwascalled—"
  "Theabbeyofthevaleofthecross,"saidI,"Ihavereadadealaboutit。IoloGoch,thebardofyourcelebratedhero,OwenGlendower,wasburiedsomewhereinitsprecincts。"
  Wewenton:mycompaniontookmeoverastilebehindthehousewhichhehadpointedout,andalongapaththroughhazelcoppices。
  AfteralittletimeIinquiredwhethertherewereanyPapistsinLlangollen。
  "No,"saidhe,"thereisnotoneofthatfamilyatLlangollen,butIbelievetherearesomeinFlintshire,ataplacecalledHolywell,wherethereisapoolorfountain,thewatersofwhichitissaidtheyworship。"
  "Andsotheydo,"saidI,"truetotheoldIndiansuperstition,ofwhichtheirreligionisnothingbutamodification。TheIndiansandsepoysworshipstocksandstones,andtheriverGanges,andourPapistsworshipstocksandstones,holywellsandfountains。"
  Heputsomequestionstomeabouttheoriginofnunsandfriars。I
  toldhimtheyoriginatedinIndia,andmadehimlaughheartilybyshowinghimtheoriginalidentityofnunsandnautch—girls,beggingpriestsandbeggingBrahmins。Wepassedbyasmallhousewithanenormousyew—treebeforeit;Iaskedhimwholivedthere。
  "Noone,"hereplied,"itistolet。Itwasoriginallyacottage,buttheproprietorshavefurbisheditupalittle,andcallitYew—
  treeVilla。"
  "Isupposetheywouldletitcheap,"saidI。
  "Bynomeans,"hereplied,"theyaskeightypoundsayearforit。"
  "Whatcouldhaveinducedthemtosetsucharentuponit?"I
  demanded。
  "Theyew—tree,sir,whichissaidtobethelargestinWales。Theyhopethatsomeofthegrandgentrywilltakethehousefortheromanceoftheyew—tree,butsomehoworothernobodyhastakenit,thoughithasbeentoletforthreeseasons。"
  Wesooncametoaroadleadingeastandwest。
  "Thisway,"saidhe,pointinginthedirectionofthewest,"leadsbacktoLlangollen,theothertoOffa’sDykeandEngland。"
  Weturnedtothewest。HeinquiredifIhadeverheardbeforeofOffa’sDyke。
  "Ohyes,"saidI,"itwasbuiltbyanoldSaxonkingcalledOffa,againsttheincursionsoftheWelsh。"
  "Therewasatime,"saidmycompanion,"whenitwascustomaryfortheEnglishtocutofftheearsofeveryWelshmanwhowasfoundtotheeastofthedyke,andfortheWelshtohangeveryEnglishmanwhomtheyfoundtothewestofit。Letusbethankfulthatwearenowmorehumanetoeachother。WearenowonthenorthsideofPenyCoed。DoyouknowthemeaningofPenyCoed,sir?"
  "PenyCoed,"saidI,"meanstheheadofthewood。Isupposethatintheoldtimethemountainlookedoversomeextensiveforest,evenasthenunneryofPengwernlookedoriginallyoveranalder—
  swamp,forPengwernmeanstheheadofthealder—swamp。"
  "Soitdoes,sir,Ishouldn’twonderifyoucouldtellmetherealmeaningofaword,aboutwhichIhavethoughtagooddeal,andaboutwhichIwaspuzzlingmyheadlastnightasIlayinbed。"
  "Whatmayitbe?"saidI。
  "Carn—lleidyr,"hereplied:"now,sir,doyouknowthemeaningofthatword?"
  "IthinkIdo,"saidI。
  "Whatmayitbe,sir?"
  "Firstletmehearwhatyouconceiveitsmeaningtobe,"saidI。
  "Why,sir,IshouldsaythatCarn—lleidyrisanout—and—outthief—
  oneworsethanathiefofthecommonsort。Now,ifIstealamatrassIamalleidyr,thatisathiefofthecommonsort;butifIcarryittoaperson,andhebuysit,knowingittobestolen,I
  conceiveheisafarworsethiefthanI;infact,acarn—lleidyr。"
  "Thewordisadoubleword,"saidI,"compoundedofcarnandlleidyr。Theoriginalmeaningofcarnisaheapofstones,andcarn—lleidyrmeansproperlyathiefwithouthouseorhome,andwithnoplaceonwhichtoresthishead,savethecarnorheapofstonesonthebleaktopofthemountain。Foralongtimethewordwasonlyappliedtoathiefofthatdescription,who,beingwithouthouseandhome,wasmoredesperatethanotherthieves,andassavageandbrutishasthewolvesandfoxeswithwhomheoccasionallysharedhispillow,thecarn。Incourseoftime,however,theoriginalmeaningwaslostordisregarded,andthetermcarn—lleidyrwasappliedtoanyparticularlydishonestperson。Atpresenttherecanbenoimproprietyincallingapersonwhoreceivesamatrass,knowingittobestolen,acarn—lleidyr,seeingthatheisworsethanthethiefwhostoleit,orincallingaknavishattorneyacarn—lleidyr,seeingthathedoesfarmoreharmthanacommonpick—pocket;orincallingthePopeso,seeingthathegetshugesumsofmoneyoutofpeoplebypretendingtobeabletoadmittheirsoulstoheaven,ortohurlthemtotheotherplace,knowingallthetimethathehasnosuchpower;perhaps,indeed,atthepresentdaythetermcarn—lleidyrismoreapplicabletothePopethantoanyoneelse,forheiscertainlythearchthiefoftheworld。SomuchforCarn—lleidyr。ButImustheretellyouthatthetermcarnmaybeappliedtoanywhoisparticularlybadordisagreeableinanyrespect,andnowIremember,hasbeenappliedforcenturiesbothinproseandpoetry。OneLewisGlynCothi,apoet,wholivedmorethanthreehundredyearsago,usesthewordcarninthesenseofarrantorexceedinglybad,forinhisabusiveodetothetownofChester,hesaysthatthewomenofLondonitselfwerenevermorecarnstrumpetsthanthoseofChester,bywhichhemeansthattherewerenevermorearrantharlotsintheworldthanthoseofthecheesecapital。Andthelastofyourgreatpoets,GronwyOwen,whoflourishedaboutthemiddleofthelastcentury,complainsinalettertoafriend,whilstlivinginavillageofLancashire,thathewasamongstCarnSaeson。HefoundallEnglishdisagreeableenough,butthoseofLancashireparticularlyso—