Thegreatprincipleoftheprojectwasaneviloffirst-ratemagnitude;itwastoraiseartificiallythevalueofthestock,byexcitingandkeepingupageneralinfatuation,andbypromisingdividendsoutoffundswhichcouldneverbeadequatetothepurpose。
  Inapropheticspiritheadded,thatiftheplansucceeded,thedirectorswouldbecomemastersofthegovernment,formanewandabsolutearistocracyinthekingdom,andcontroltheresolutionsofthelegislature。Ifitfailed,whichhewasconvinceditwould,theresultwouldbringgeneraldiscontentandruinuponthecountry。Suchwouldbethedelusion,thatwhentheevildaycame,ascomeitwould,thepeoplewouldstartup,asfromadream,andaskthemselvesifthesethingscouldhavebeentrue。Allhiseloquencewasinvain。Hewaslookeduponasafalseprophet,orcomparedtothehoarseraven,croakingomensofevil。Hisfriends,however,comparedhimtoCassandra,predictingevilswhichwouldonlybebelievedwhentheycamehometomen’shearths,andstaredtheminthefaceattheirownboards。Although,informertimes,theHousehadlistenedwiththeutmostattentiontoeverywordthatfellfromhislips,thebenchesbecamedesertedwhenitwasknownthathewouldspeakontheSouthSeaquestion。
  ThebillwastwomonthsinitsprogressthroughtheHouseofCommons。Duringthistimeeveryexertionwasmadebythedirectorsandtheirfriends,andmoreespeciallybytheChairman,thenotedSirJohnBlunt,toraisethepriceofthestock。Themostextravagantrumourswereincirculation。TreatiesbetweenEnglandandSpainwerespokenof,wherebythelatterwastograntafreetradetoallhercolonies;
  andtherichproduceoftheminesofPotosi-la-PazwastobebroughttoEnglanduntilsilvershouldbecomealmostasplentifulasiron。Forcottonandwoollengoods,withwhichwecouldsupplytheminabundance,thedwellersinMexicoweretoemptytheirgoldenmines。
  ThecompanyofmerchantstradingtotheSouthSeaswouldbetherichesttheworldeversaw,andeveryhundredpoundsinvestedinitwouldproducehundredsperannumtothestockholder。Atlastthestockwasraisedbythesemeanstonearfourhundred;but,afterfluctuatingagooddeal,settledatthreehundredandthirty,atwhichpriceitremainedwhenthebillpassedtheCommonsbyamajorityof172against55。
  IntheHouseofLordsthebillwashurriedthroughallitsstageswithunexampledrapidity。Onthe4thofAprilitwasreadafirsttime;onthe5th,itwasreadasecondtime;onthe6th,itwascommitted;andonthe7th,wasreadathirdtime,andpassed。
  Severalpeersspokewarmlyagainstthescheme;buttheirwarningsfellupondull,coldears。Aspeculatingfrenzyhadseizedthemaswellastheplebeians。LordNorthandGreysaidthebillwasunjustinitsnature,andmightprovefatalinitsconsequences,beingcalculatedtoenrichthefewandimpoverishthemany。TheDukeofWhartonfollowed;but,asheonlyretailedatsecond-handtheargumentssoeloquentlystatedbyWalpoleintheLowerHouse,hewasnotlistenedtowitheventhesameattentionthathadbeenbestoweduponLordNorthandGrey。EarlCowperfollowedonthesameside,andcomparedthebilltothefamoushorseofthesiegeofTroy。Likethat,itwasusheredinandreceivedwithgreatpompandacclamationsofjoy,butborewithinittreacheryanddestruction。TheEarlofSunderlandendeavouredtoanswerallobjections;and,onthequestionbeingput,thereappearedonlyseventeenpeersagainst,andeighty-threeinfavouroftheproject。TheverysamedayonwhichitpassedtheLords,itreceivedtheRoyalassent,andbecamethelawoftheland。
  Itseemedatthattimeasifthewholenationhadturnedstockjobbers。ExchangeAlleywaseverydayblockedupbycrowds,andCornhillwasimpassableforthenumberofcarriages。Everybodycametopurchasestock。“Everyfoolaspiredtobeaknave。“Inthewordsofaballad,publishedatthetime,andsungaboutthestreets,[“ASouthSeaBallad;or,MerryRemarksuponExchangeAlleyBubbles。Toanewtune,called’TheGrandElixir;or,thePhilosopher’sStoneDiscovered。’“]
  ThenstarsandgartersdidappearAmongthemeanerrabble;
  Tobuyandsell,toseeandhear,TheJewsandGentilessquabble。
  Thegreatestladiesthithercame,Andpliedinchariotsdaily,OrpawnedtheirjewelsforasumToventureintheAlley。
  Theinordinatethirstofgainthathadafflictedallranksofsociety,wasnottobeslakedevenintheSouthSea。Otherschemes,ofthemostextravagantkind,werestarted。Theshare-listswerespeedilyfilledup,andanenormoustrafficcarriedoninshares,while,ofcourse,everymeanswereresortedto,toraisethemtoanartificialvalueinthemarket。
  Contrarytoallexpectation,SouthSeastockfellwhenthebillreceivedtheRoyalassent。Onthe7thofApriltheshareswerequotedatthreehundredandten,and。onthefollowingday,attwohundredandninety。Alreadythedirectorshadtastedtheprofitsoftheirscheme,anditwasnotlikelythattheyshouldquietlyallowthestocktofinditsnaturallevel,withoutanefforttoraiseit。Immediatelytheirbusyemissariesweresettowork。Everypersoninterestedinthesuccessoftheprojectendeavouredtodrawaknotoflistenersaroundhim,towhomheexpatiatedonthetreasuresoftheSouthAmericanseas。ExchangeAlleywascrowdedwithattentivegroups。Onerumouralone,assertedwiththeutmostconfidence,hadanimmediateeffectuponthestock。Itwassaid,thatEarlStanhopehadreceivedoverturesinFrancefromtheSpanishGovernmenttoexchangeGibraltarandPortMahonforsomeplacesonthecoastofPeru,forthesecurityandenlargementofthetradeintheSouthSeas。Insteadofoneannualshiptradingtothoseports,andallowingtheKingofSpaintwenty-fivepercent。outoftheprofits,theCompanymightbuildandcharterasmanyshipsastheypleased,andpaynopercentagewhatevertoanyforeignpotentate。
  Visionsofingotsdancedbeforetheireyes,andstockroserapidly。Onthe12thofApril,fivedaysafterthebillhadbecomelaw,thedirectorsopenedtheirbooksforasubscriptionofamillion,attherateof300poundsforevery100poundscapital。
  Suchwastheconcourseofpersons,ofallranks,thatthisfirstsubscriptionwasfoundtoamounttoabovetwomillionsoforiginalstock。Itwastobepaidatfivepayments,of60poundseachforevery100pounds。Inafewdaysthestockadvancedtothreehundredandforty,andthesubscriptionsweresoldfordoublethepriceofthefirstpayment。Toraisethestockstillhigher,itwasdeclared,inageneralcourtofdirectors,onthe21stofApril,thatthemidsummerdividendshouldbetenpercent。,andthatallsubscriptionsshouldbeentitledtothesame。Theseresolutionsansweringtheenddesigned,thedirectors,toimprovetheinfatuationofthemoniedmen,openedtheirbooksforasecondsubscriptionofamillion,atfourhundredpercent。Suchwasthefranticeagernessofpeopleofeveryclasstospeculateinthesefunds,thatinthecourseofafewhoursnolessthanamillionandahalfwassubscribedatthatrate。
  Inthemeantime,innumerablejoint-stockcompaniesstartedupeverywhere。TheysoonreceivedthenameofBubbles,themostappropriatethatimaginationcoulddevise。Thepopulaceareoftenmosthappyinthenicknamestheyemploy。NonecouldbemoreaptthanthatofBubbles。Someofthemlastedforaweek,orafortnight,andwerenomoreheardof,whileotherscouldnotevenliveoutthatshortspanofexistence。Everyeveningproducednewschemes,andeverymorningnewprojects。ThehighestofthearistocracywereaseagerinthishotpursuitofgainasthemostploddingjobberinCornhill。ThePrinceofWalesbecamegovernorofonecompany,andissaidtohavecleared40,000poundsbyhisspeculations。[Coxe’sWalpole,CorrespondencebetweenMr。SecretaryCraggsandEarlStanhope。]TheDukeofBridgewaterstartedaschemefortheimprovementofLondonandWestminster,andtheDukeofChandosanother。Therewerenearlyahundreddifferentprojects,eachmoreextravagantanddeceptivethantheother。Tousethewordsofthe“PoliticalState,“theywere“setonfootandpromotedbycraftyknaves,thenpursuedbymultitudesofcovetousfools,andatlastappearedtobe,ineffect,whattheirvulgarappellationdenotedthemtobe——bubblesandmerecheats。“Itwascomputedthatnearonemillionandahalfsterlingwaswonandlostbytheseunwarrantablepractices,totheimpoverishmentofmanyafool,andtheenrichingofmanyarogue。
  Someoftheseschemeswereplausibleenough,and,hadtheybeenundertakenatatimewhenthepublicmindwasunexcited,mighthavebeenpursuedwithadvantagetoallconcerned。Buttheywereestablishedmerelywiththeviewofraisingthesharesinthemarket。
  Theprojectorstookthefirstopportunityofarisetosellout,andnextmorningtheschemewasatanend。Maitland,inhisHistoryofLondon,gravelyinformsus,thatoneoftheprojectswhichreceivedgreatencouragement,wasfortheestablishmentofacompany“tomakedeal-boardsoutofsaw-dust。“Thisis,nodoubt,intendedasajoke;
  butthereisabundanceofevidencetoshowthatdozensofschemeshardlyawhirmorereasonable,livedtheirlittleday,ruininghundredseretheyfell。Oneofthemwasforawheelforperpetualmotion——capital,onemillion;anotherwas“forencouragingthebreedofhorsesinEngland,andimprovingofglebeandchurchlands,andrepairingandrebuildingparsonageandvicaragehouses。“Whytheclergy,whoweresomainlyinterestedinthelatterclause,shouldhavetakensomuchinterestinthefirst,isonlytobeexplainedonthesuppositionthattheschemewasprojectedbyaknotofthefoxhuntingparsons,oncesocommoninEngland。Thesharesofthiscompanywererapidlysubscribedfor。Butthemostabsurdandpreposterousofall,andwhichshowed,morecompletelythananyother,theuttermadnessofthepeople,wasone,startedbyanunknownadventurer,entitled“companyforcarryingonanundertakingofgreatadvantage,butnobodytoknowwhatitis。“Werenotthefactstatedbyscoresofcrediblewitnesses,itwouldbeimpossibletobelievethatanypersoncouldhavebeendupedbysuchaproject。Themanofgeniuswhoessayedthisboldandsuccessfulinroaduponpubliccredulity,merelystatedinhisprospectusthattherequiredcapitalwashalfamillion,infivethousandsharesof100poundseach,deposit2poundspershare。Eachsubscriber,payinghisdeposit,wouldbeentitledto100poundsperannumpershare。Howthisimmenseprofitwastobeobtained,hedidnotcondescendtoinformthematthattime,butpromised,thatinamonthfullparticularsshouldbedulyannounced,andacallmadefortheremaining98poundsofthesubscription。Nextmorning,atnineo’clock,thisgreatmanopenedanofficeinCornhill。
  Crowdsofpeoplebesethisdoor,andwhenheshutupatthreeo’clock,hefoundthatnolessthanonethousandshareshadbeensubscribedfor,andthedepositspaid。Hewasthus,infivehours,thewinnerof2,000pounds。Hewasphilosopherenoughtobecontentedwithhisventure,andsetoffthesameeveningfortheContinent。Hewasneverheardofagain。
  WellmightSwiftexclaim,comparingChangeAlleytoagulfintheSouthSea,——
  Subscribersherebythousandsfloat,Andjostleoneanotherdown,Eachpaddlinginhisleakyboat,Andheretheyfishforgold,anddrown。
  Nowburiedinthedepthsbelow,Nowmounteduptoheavenagain,Theyreelandstaggertoandfro,Attheirwit’send,likedrunkenmenMeantime,secureonGarrawaycliffs,Asavagerace,byshipwrecksfed,Liewaitingforthefounderedskiffs,Andstripthebodiesofthedead。