returnedmeananswerinthemostpassionatetermsimaginable,
  anddesiredmetolethimhavetimelynotice,andhewould
  comeandmeetme,twoday’sjourney。
  Thispuzzledmescurvily,
  andIdidnotknowwhatanswertomakeofit。
  OnceIresolved
  totakethestage-coachtoWestChester,onpurposeonlyto
  havethesatisfactionofcomingback,thathemightseeme
  reallycomeinthesamecoach;forIhadajealousthought,
  thoughIhadnogroundforitatall,lestheshouldthinkIwas
  notreallyinthecountry。
  Anditwasnoill-groundedthought
  asyoushallhearpresently。
  Iendeavouredtoreasonmyselfoutofit,butitwasinvain;
  theimpressionlaysostrongonmymind,thatitwasnotto
  beresisted。
  Atlastitcameasanadditiontomynewdesign
  ofgoingintothecountry,thatitwouldbeanexcellentblind
  tomyoldgoverness,andwouldcoverentirelyallmyother
  affairs,forshedidnotknowintheleastwhethermynewlover
  livedinLondonorinLancashire;andwhenItoldhermy
  resolution,shewasfullypersuadeditwasinLancashire。
  HavingtakenmymeasureforthisjourneyIletherknowit,
  andsentthemaidthattendedme,fromthebeginning,totake
  aplaceformeinthecoach。
  Shewouldhavehadmeletthe
  maidhavewaitedonmedowntothelaststage,andcomeup
  againinthewaggon,butIconvincedheritwouldnotbe
  convenient。
  WhenIwentaway,shetoldmeshewouldenter
  intonomeasuresforcorrespondence,forshesawevidently
  thatmyaffectiontomychildwouldcausemetowritetoher,
  andtovisithertoowhenIcametotownagain。
  Iassuredher
  itwould,andsotookmyleave,wellsatisfiedtohavebeen
  freedfromsuchahouse,howevergoodmyaccommodations
  therehadbeen,asIhaverelatedabove。
  Itooktheplaceinthecoachnottoitsfullextent,buttoa
  placecalledStone,inCheshire,Ithinkitis,whereInotonly
  hadnomannerofbusiness,butnotsomuchastheleast
  acquaintancewithanypersoninthetownornearit。
  ButI
  knewthatwithmoneyinthepocketoneisathomeanywhere;
  soIlodgedtheretwoorthreedays,till,watchingmyopportunity,
  Ifoundroominanotherstage-coach,andtookpassageback
  againforLondon,sendingalettertomygentlemanthatIshould
  besuchacertaindayatStony-Stratford,wherethecoachman
  toldmehewastolodge。
  IthappenedtobeachancecoachthatIhadtakenup,which,
  havingbeenhiredonpurposetocarrysomegentlementoWest
  ChesterwhoweregoingforIreland,wasnowreturning,and
  didnottieitselftoexacttimesorplacesasthestagesdid;so
  that,havingbeenobligedtoliestillonSunday,hehadtimeto
  gethimselfreadytocomeout,whichotherwisehecouldnot
  havedone。
  However,hiswarningwassoshort,thathecouldnotreach
  toStony-Stratfordtimeenoughtobewithmeatnight,buthe
  metmeataplacecalledBrickhillthenextmorning,aswe
  werejustcomingintotow。
  IconfessIwasverygladtoseehim,forIhadthoughtmyself
  alittledisappointedover-night,seeingIhadgonesofarto
  contrivemycomingonpurpose。
  Hepleasedmedoublytoo
  bythefigurehecamein,forhebroughtaveryhandsome
  gentleman’scoachandfourhorses,withaservanttoattend
  him。
  Hetookmeoutofthestage-coachimmediately,whichstopped
  ataninninBrickhill;andputtingintothesamein,hesetup
  hisowncoach,andbespokehisdinner。
  Iaskedhimwhathe
  meantbythat,forIwasforgoingforwardwiththejourney。
  Hesaid,No,Ihadneedofalittlerestupontheroad,andthat
  wasaverygoodsortofahouse,thoughitwasbutalittletown;
  sowewouldgonofartherthatnight,whatevercameofit。
  Ididnotpresshimmuch,forsincehehadcomesotomeet
  me,andputhimselftosomuchexpense,itwasbutreasonable
  Ishouldobligehimalittletoo;soIwaseasyastothatpoint。
  Afterdinnerwewalkedtoseethetown,toseethechurch,
  andtoviewthefields,andthecountry,asisusualforstrangers
  todo;andourlandlordwasourguideingoingtoseethe
  church。Iobservedmygentlemaninquiredprettymuchabout
  theparson,andItookthehintimmediatelythathecertainly
  wouldproposetobemarried;andthoughitwasasudden
  thought,itfollowedpresently,that,inshort,Iwouldnotrefuse
  him;for,tobeplain,withmycircumstancesIwasinno
  conditionnowtosayNo;Ihadnoreasonnowtorunanymore
  suchhazards。
  Butwhilethesethoughtsranroundinmyhead,whichwasthe
  workbutofafewmoments,Iobservedmylandlordtookhim
  asideandwhisperedtohim,thoughnotverysoftlyneither,for
  somuchIoverheard:
  ’Sir,ifyoushallhaveoccasion——’the
  restIcouldnothear,butitseemsitwastothispurpose:
  ’Sir,
  ifyoushallhaveoccasionforaminister,Ihaveafriendalittle
  wayoffthatwillserveyou,andbeasprivateasyouplease。’
  Mygentlemanansweredloudenoughformetohear,’Very
  well,IbelieveIshall。’
  Iwasnosoonercomebacktotheinnbuthefelluponmewith
  irresistiblewords,thatsincehehadhadthegoodfortuneto
  meetme,andeverythingconcurred,itwouldbehasteninghis
  felicityifIwouldputanendtothematterjustthere。
  ’What
  doyoumean?’saysI,colouringalittle。
  ’What,inaninn,and
  upontheroad!
  Blessusall,’saidI,asifIhadbeensurprised,
  ’howcanyoutalkso?’
  ’Oh,Icantalksoverywell,’sayshe,
  ’Icamea-purposetotalkso,andI’llshowyouthatIdid’;and
  withthathepullsoutagreatbundleofpapers。
  ’Youfrightme,’
  saidI;’whatareallthese?’
  ’Don’tbefrighted,mydear,’said
  he,andkissedme。
  Thiswasthefirsttimethathehadbeenso
  freetocallme’mydear’;thenherepeatedit,’Don’tbefrighted;
  youshallseewhatitisall’;thenhelaidthemallabroad。
  There
  wasfirstthedeedorsentenceofdivorcefromhiswife,and
  thefullevidenceofherplayingthewhore;thentherewerethe
  certificatesoftheministerandchurchwardensoftheparish
  whereshelived,provingthatshewasburied,andintimating
  themannerofherdeath;thecopyofthecoroner’swarrantfor
  ajurytosituponher,andtheverdictofthejury,whobrought
  itinNoncomposmentis。
  Allthiswasindeedtothepurpose,
  andtogivemesatisfaction,though,bytheway,Iwasnotso
  scrupulous,hadheknownall,butthatImighthavetakenhim
  withoutit。
  However,IlookedthemalloveraswellasIcould,
  andtoldhimthatthiswasallveryclearindeed,butthathe
  neednothavegivenhimselfthetroubletohavebroughtthem
  outwithhim,foritwastimeenough。
  Well,hesaid,itmight
  betimeenoughforme,butnotimebutthepresenttimewas
  timeenoughforhim。
  Therewereotherpapersrolledup,andIaskedhimwhatthey
  were。
  ’Why,ay,’sayshe,’that’sthequestionIwantedtohave
  youaskme’;soheunrollsthemandtakesoutalittleshagreen
  case,andgivesmeoutofitaveryfinediamondring。
  Icould
  notrefuseit,ifIhadamindtodoso,forheputituponmy
  finger;soImadehimacurtsyandacceptedit。
  Thenhetakes
  outanotherring:
  ’Andthis,’sayshe,’isforanotheroccasion,’
  soheputsthatinhispocket。
  ’Well,butletmeseeit,though,’
  saysI,andsmiled;’Iguesswhatitis;Ithinkyouaremad。’
  ’IshouldhavebeenmadifIhaddoneless,’sayshe,andstill
  hedidnotshowme,andIhadagreatmindtoseeit;soIsays,
  ’Well,butletmeseeit。’
  ’Hold,’sayshe,’firstlookhere’;
  thenhetookuptherollagainandreadit,andbehold!itwas
  alicenceforustobemarried。
  ’Why,’saysI,’areyoudistracted?
  Why,youwerefullysatisfiedthatIwouldcomplyandyield
  atfirstword,orresolvedtotakenodenial。’
  ’Thelastis
  certainlythecase,’saidhe。
  ’Butyoumaybemistaken,’saidI。
  ’No,no,’sayshe,’howcanyouthinkso?
  Imustnotbedenied,
  Ican’tbedenied’;andwiththathefelltokissingmesoviolently,
  Icouldnotgetridofhim。
  Therewasabedintheroom,andwewerewalkingtoand
  again,eagerinthediscourse;atlasthetakesmebysurprise
  inhisarms,andthrewmeonthebedandhimselfwithme,
  andholdingmefastinhisarms,butwithouttheleastofferof
  anyindecency,courtedmetoconsentwithsuchrepeated
  entreatiesandarguments,protestinghisaffection,andvowing
  hewouldnotletmegotillIhadpromisedhim,thatatlastI
  said,’Why,youresolvenottobedenied,indeed,Ican’tbe
  denied。’
  ’Well,well,’saidI,andgivinghimaslightkiss,’then
  youshan’tbedenied,’saidI;’letmegetup。’
  Hewassotransportedwithmyconsent,andthekindmanner
  ofit,thatIbegantothinkoncehetookitforamarriage,and
  wouldnotstayfortheform;butIwrongedhim,forhegave
  overkissingme,andthengivingmetwoorthreekissesagain,
  thankedmeformykindyieldingtohim;andwassoovercome
  withthesatisfactionandjoyofit,thatIsawtearsstandinhiseyes。
  Iturnedfromhim,foritfilledmyeyeswithtearstoo,andI
  askedhimleavetoretirealittletomychamber。
  IfeverIhad