maybe,byanaccident。Sympathy,sympathy!’
  ’Itellyoubeforehand,MrBlandois,thatyou’llfinditverydingyandverybare,’saidJeremiah,takingupthecandle。’It’snotworthyourlookingat。’ButMrBlandois,smitinghiminafriendlymannerontheback,onlylaughed;sothesaidBlandoiskissedhishandagaintoMrsClennam,andtheywentoutoftheroomtogether。
  ’Youdon’tcaretogoup-stairs?’saidJeremiah,onthelanding。
  ’Onthecontrary,MrFlintwinch;ifnottiresometoyou,Ishallberavished!’
  MrFlintwinch,therefore,wormedhimselfupthestaircase,andMrBlandoisfollowedclose。Theyascendedtothegreatgarretbed-
  roomwhichArthurhadoccupiedonthenightofhisreturn。’There,MrBlandois!’saidJeremiah,showingit,’Ihopeyoumaythinkthatworthcomingsohightosee。IconfessIdon’t。’
  MrBlandoisbeingenraptured,theywalkedthroughothergarretsandpassages,andcamedownthestaircaseagain。BythistimeMrFlintwinchhadremarkedthatheneverfoundthevisitorlookingatanyroom,afterthrowingonequickglancearound,butalwaysfoundthevisitorlookingathim,MrFlintwinch。Withthisdiscoveryinhisthoughts,heturnedaboutonthestaircaseforanotherexperiment。Hemethiseyesdirectly;andontheinstantoftheirfixingoneanother,thevisitor,withthatuglyplayofnoseandmoustache,laughedashehaddoneateverysimilarmomentsincetheyleftMrsClennam’schamberadiabolicallysilentlaugh。
  Asamuchshortermanthanthevisitor,MrFlintwinchwasatthephysicaldisadvantageofbeingthusdisagreeablyleeredatfromaheight;andashewentfirstdownthestaircase,andwasusuallyasteportwolowerthantheother,thisdisadvantagewasatthetimeincreased。HepostponedlookingatMrBlandoisagainuntilthisaccidentalinequalitywasremovedbytheirhavingenteredthelateMrClennam’sroom。But,thentwistinghimselfsuddenlyrounduponhim,hefoundhislookunchanged。
  ’Amostadmirableoldhouse,’smiledMrBlandois。’Somysterious。
  Doyouneverhearanyhauntednoiseshere?’
  ’Noises,’returnedMrFlintwinch。’No。’
  ’Norseeanydevils?’
  ’Not,’saidMrFlintwinch,grimlyscrewinghimselfathisquestioner,’notanythatintroducethemselvesunderthatnameandinthatcapacity。’
  ’Haha!Aportraithere,Isee。’
  StilllookingatMrFlintwinch,asifheweretheportrait。
  ’It’saportrait,sir,asyouobserve。’
  ’MayIaskthesubject,MrFlintwinch?’
  ’MrClennam,deceased。Herhusband。’
  ’Formerowneroftheremarkablewatch,perhaps?’saidthevisitor。
  MrFlintwinch,whohadcasthiseyestowardstheportrait,twistedhimselfaboutagain,andagainfoundhimselfthesubjectofthesamelookandsmile。’Yes,MrBlandois,’herepliedtartly。’Itwashis,andhisuncle’sbeforehim,andLordknowswhobeforehim;
  andthat’sallIcantellyouofitspedigree。’
  ’That’sastronglymarkedcharacter,MrFlintwinch,ourfriendup-
  stairs。’
  ’Yes,sir,’saidJeremiah,twistinghimselfatthevisitoragain,ashedidduringthewholeofthisdialogue,likesomescrew-
  machinethatfellshortofitsgrip;fortheotherneverchanged,andhealwaysfeltobligedtoretreatalittle。’Sheisaremarkablewoman。Greatfortitude——greatstrengthofmind。’
  ’Theymusthavebeenveryhappy,’saidBlandois。
  ’Who?’demandedMrFlintwinch,withanotherscrewathim。
  MrBlandoisshookhisrightforefingertowardsthesickroom,andhisleftforefingertowardstheportrait,andthen,puttinghisarmsakimboandstridinghislegswideapart,stoodsmilingdownatMrFlintwinchwiththeadvancingnoseandtheretreatingmoustache。
  ’Ashappyasmostothermarriedpeople,Isuppose,’returnedMrFlintwinch。’Ican’tsay。Idon’tknow。Therearesecretsinallfamilies。’
  ’Secrets!’criedMrBlandois,quickly。’Sayitagain,myson。’
  ’Isay,’repliedMrFlintwinch,uponwhomhehadswelledhimselfsosuddenlythatMrFlintwinchfoundhisfacealmostbrushedbythedilatedchest。’Isaytherearesecretsinallfamilies。’
  ’Sothereare,’criedtheother,clappinghimonbothshoulders,androllinghimbackwardsandforwards。’Haha!youareright。Sothereare!Secrets!HolyBlue!Therearethedevil’sownsecretsinsomefamilies,MrFlintwinch!’Withthat,afterclappingMrFlintwinchonbothshouldersseveraltimes,asifinafriendlyandhumorouswayhewererallyinghimonajokehehadmade,hethrewuphisarms,threwbackhishead,hookedhishandstogetherbehindit,andburstintoaroaroflaughter。ItwasinvainforMrFlintwinchtotryanotherscrewathim。Hehadhislaughout。
  ’But,favourmewiththecandleamoment,’hesaid,whenhehaddone。’Letushavealookatthehusbandoftheremarkablelady。
  Hah!’holdingupthelightatarm’slength。’Adecidedexpressionoffaceheretoo,thoughnotofthesamecharacter。Looksasifheweresaying,whatisit——DoNotForget——doeshenot,MrFlintwinch?
  ByHeaven,sir,hedoes!’
  Ashereturnedthecandle,helookedathimoncemore;andthen,leisurelystrollingoutwithhimintothehall,declaredittobeacharmingoldhouseindeed,andonewhichhadsogreatlypleasedhimthathewouldnothavemissedinspectingitforahundredpounds。
  ThroughoutthesesingularfreedomsonthepartofMrBlandois,whichinvolvedageneralalterationinhisdemeanour,makingitmuchcoarserandrougher,muchmoreviolentandaudaciousthanbefore,MrFlintwinch,whoseleathernfacewasnotliabletomanychanges,preserveditsimmobilityintact。Beyondnowappearingperhaps,tohavebeenlefthangingatrifletoolongbeforethatfriendlyoperationofcuttingdown,heoutwardlymaintainedanequablecomposure。Theyhadbroughttheirsurveytoacloseinthelittleroomatthesideofthehall,andhestoodthere,eyeingMrBlandois。
  ’Iamgladyouaresowellsatisfied,sir,’washiscalmremark。
  ’Ididn’texpectit。Youseemtobequiteingoodspirits。’
  ’Inadmirablespirits,’returnedBlandois。’Wordofhonour!nevermorerefreshedinspirits。Doyoueverhavepresentiments,MrFlintwinch?’
  ’IamnotsurethatIknowwhatyoumeanbytheterm,sir,’repliedthatgentleman。
  ’Say,inthiscase,MrFlintwinch,undefinedanticipationsofpleasuretocome。’
  ’Ican’tsayI’msensibleofsuchasensationatpresent,’returnedMrFlintwinchwiththeutmostgravity。’IfIshouldfinditcomingon,I’llmentionit。’
  ’NowI,’saidBlandois,’I,myson,haveapresentimentto-nightthatweshallbewellacquainted。Doyoufinditcomingon?’
  ’N-no,’returnedMrFlintwinch,deliberatelyinquiringofhimself。
  ’Ican’tsayIdo。’
  ’Ihaveastrongpresentimentthatweshallbecomeintimatelyacquainted——Youhavenofeelingofthatsortyet?’
  ’Notyet,’saidMrFlintwinch。
  MrBlandois,takinghimbybothshouldersagain,rolledhimaboutalittleinhisformermerryway,thendrewhisarmthroughhisown,andinvitedhimtocomeoffanddrinkabottleofwinelikeadeardeepolddogashewas。
  Withoutamoment’sindecision,MrFlintwinchacceptedtheinvitation,andtheywentouttothequarterswherethetravellerwaslodged,throughaheavyrainwhichhadrattledonthewindows,roofs,andpavements,eversincenightfall。Thethunderandlightninghadlongagopassedover,buttherainwasfurious。OntheirarrivalatMrBlandois’room,abottleofportwinewasorderedbythatgallantgentleman;whocrushingeveryprettythinghecouldcollect,inthesoftdispositionofhisdaintyfigure
  coiledhimselfuponthewindow-seat,whileMrFlintwinchtookachairoppositetohim,withthetablebetweenthem。MrBlandoisproposedhavingthelargestglassesinthehouse,towhichMrFlintwinchassented。Thebumpersfilled,MrBlandois,witharoysteringgaiety,clinkedthetopofhisglassagainstthebottomofMrFlintwinch’s,andthebottomofhisglassagainstthetopofMrFlintwinch’s,anddranktotheintimateacquaintanceheforesaw。
  MrFlintwinchgravelypledgedhim,anddrankallthewinehecouldget,andsaidnothing。AsoftenasMrBlandoisclinkedglasseswhichwasateveryreplenishment,MrFlintwinchstolidlydidhispartoftheclinking,andwouldhavestolidlydonehiscompanion’spartofthewineaswellashisown:being,exceptinthearticleofpalate,amerecask。
  Inshort,MrBlandoisfoundthattopourportwineintothereticentFlintwinchwas,nottoopenhimbuttoshuthimup。
  Moreover,hehadtheappearanceofaperfectabilitytogoonallnight;or,ifoccasionwere,allnextdayandallnextnight;
  whereasMrBlandoissoongrewindistinctlyconsciousofswaggeringtoofiercelyandboastfully。Hethereforeterminatedtheentertainmentattheendofthethirdbottle。
  ’Youwilldrawuponusto-morrow,sir,’saidMrFlintwinch,withabusiness-likefaceatparting。
  ’MyCabbage,’returnedtheother,takinghimbythecollarwithbothhands,’I’lldrawuponyou;havenofear。Adieu,myFlintwinch。Receiveatparting;’herehegavehimasouthernembrace,andkissedhimsoundlyonbothcheeks;’thewordofagentleman!ByathousandThunders,youshallseemeagain!’
  Hedidnotpresenthimselfnextday,thoughtheletterofadvicecamedulytohand。Inquiringafterhimatnight,MrFlintwinchfound,withsurprise,thathehadpaidhisbillandgonebacktotheContinentbywayofCalais。Nevertheless,JeremiahscrapedoutofhiscogitatingfacealivelyconvictionthatMrBlandoiswouldkeephiswordonthisoccasion,andwouldbeseenagain。
  SpiritAnybodymaypass,anyday,inthethrongedthoroughfaresofthemetropolis,somemeagre,wrinkled,yellowoldmanwhomightbesupposedtohavedroppedfromthestars,iftherewereanystarintheHeavensdullenoughtobesuspectedofcastingoffsofeebleaspark,creepingalongwithascaredair,asthoughbewilderedandalittlefrightenedbythenoiseandbustle。Thisoldmanisalwaysalittleoldman。Ifhewereeverabigoldman,hehasshrunkintoalittleoldman;ifhewerealwaysalittleoldman,hehasdwindledintoalessoldman。Hiscoatisacolour,andcut,thatneverwasthemodeanywhere,atanyperiod。Clearly,itwasnotmadeforhim,orforanyindividualmortal。SomewholesalecontractormeasuredFateforfivethousandcoatsofsuchquality,andFatehaslentthisoldcoattothisoldman,asoneofalongunfinishedlineofmanyoldmen。Ithasalwayslargedullmetalbuttons,similartonootherbuttons。Thisoldmanwearsahat,athumbedandnaplessandyetanobduratehat,whichhasneveradapteditselftotheshapeofhispoorhead。Hiscoarseshirtandhiscoarseneckclothhavenomoreindividualitythanhiscoatandhat;theyhavethesamecharacterofnotbeinghis——ofnotbeinganybody’s。Yetthisoldmanwearstheseclotheswithacertainunaccustomedairofbeingdressedandelaboratedforthepublicways;asthoughhepassedthegreaterpartofhistimeinanightcapandgown。Andso,likethecountrymouseinthesecondyearofafamine,cometoseethetownmouse,andtimidlythreadinghiswaytothetown-mouse’slodgingthroughacityofcats,thisoldmanpassesinthestreets。