"Anyhow,itisn'ttrue,"saidtheBaronesscomplacently;"sinceweboughttheplacewehavehadproofthatnothingofthesorthappens。
Whentheoldmother-in-lawdiedlastspringtimewealllistened,buttherewasnohowling。Itisjustastorythatlendsdignitytotheplacewithoutcostinganything。"
"Thestoryisnotasyouhavetoldit,"saidAmalie,thegreyoldgoverness。Everyoneturnedandlookedatherinastonishment。Shewaswonttositsilentandprimandfadedinherplaceattable,neverspeakingunlesssomeonespoketoher,andtherewerefewwhotroubledthemselvestomakeconversationwithher。To-dayasuddenvolubilityhaddescendedonher;shecontinuedtotalk,rapidlyandnervously,lookingstraightinfrontofherandseemingtoaddressnooneinparticular。
"Itisnotwhenanyonediesinthecastlethatthehowlingisheard。ItwaswhenoneoftheCernogratzfamilydiedherethatthewolvescamefromfarandnearandhowledattheedgeoftheforestjustbeforethedeathhour。Therewereonlyafewcoupleofwolvesthathadtheirlairsinthispartoftheforest,butatsuchatimethekeeperssaytherewouldbescoresofthem,glidingaboutintheshadowsandhowlinginchorus,andthedogsofthecastleandthevillageandallthefarmsroundwouldbayandhowlinfearandangeratthewolfchorus,andasthesoulofthedyingoneleftitsbodyatreewouldcrashdowninthepark。ThatiswhathappenedwhenaCernogratzdiedinhisfamilycastle。Butforastrangerdyinghere,ofcoursenowolfwouldhowlandnotreewouldfall。Oh,no。"
Therewasanoteofdefiance,almostofcontempt,inhervoiceasshesaidthelastwords。Thewell-fed,much-too-welldressedBaronessstaredangrilyatthedowdyoldwomanwhohadcomeforthfromherusualandseemlypositionofeffacementtospeaksodisrespectfully。
"YouseemtoknowquitealotaboutthevonCernogratzlegends,FrauleinSchmidt,"shesaidsharply;"Ididnotknowthatfamilyhistorieswereamongthesubjectsyouaresupposedtobeproficientin。"
Theanswertohertauntwasevenmoreunexpectedandastonishingthantheconversationaloutbreakwhichhadprovokedit。
"IamavonCernogratzmyself,"saidtheoldwoman,"thatiswhyI
knowthefamilyhistory。"
"YouavonCernogratz?You!"cameinanincredulouschorus。
"Whenwebecameverypoor,"sheexplained,"andIhadtogooutandgiveteachinglessons,Itookanothername;Ithoughtitwouldbemoreinkeeping。Butmygrandfatherspentmuchofhistimeasaboyinthiscastle,andmyfatherusedtotellmemanystoriesaboutit,and,ofcourse,Iknewallthefamilylegendsandstories。Whenonehasnothinglefttoonebutmemories,oneguardsandduststhemwithespecialcare。IlittlethoughtwhenItookservicewithyouthatI
shouldonedaycomewithyoutotheoldhomeofmyfamily。Icouldwishithadbeenanywhereelse。"
Therewassilencewhenshefinishedspeaking,andthentheBaronessturnedtheconversationtoalessembarrassingtopicthanfamilyhistories。Butafterwards,whentheoldgovernesshadslippedawayquietlytoherduties,therearoseaclamourofderisionanddisbelief。
"Itwasanimpertinence,"snappedouttheBaron,hisprotrudingeyestakingonascandalisedexpression;"fancythewomantalkinglikethatatourtable。Shealmosttolduswewerenobodies,andIdon'tbelieveawordofit。SheisjustSchmidtandnothingmore。ShehasbeentalkingtosomeofthepeasantsabouttheoldCernogratzfamily,andrakeduptheirhistoryandtheirstories。"
"Shewantstomakeherselfoutofsomeconsequence,"saidtheBaroness;"sheknowsshewillsoonbepastworkandshewantstoappealtooursympathies。Hergrandfather,indeed!"
TheBaronesshadtheusualnumberofgrandfathers,butshenever,neverboastedaboutthem。
"Idaresayhergrandfatherwasapantryboyorsomethingofthesortinthecastle,"sniggeredtheBaron;"thatpartofthestorymaybetrue。"
ThemerchantfromHamburgsaidnothing;hehadseentearsintheoldwoman'seyeswhenshespokeofguardinghermemories——or,beingofanimaginativedisposition,hethoughthehad。
"IshallgivehernoticetogoassoonastheNewYearfestivitiesareover,"saidtheBaroness;"tillthenIshallbetoobusytomanagewithouther。"
Butshehadtomanagewithoutherallthesame,forinthecoldbitingweatherafterChristmas,theoldgovernessfellillandkepttoherroom。
"Itismostprovoking,"saidtheBaroness,asherguestssatroundthefireononeofthelasteveningsofthedyingyear;"allthetimethatshehasbeenwithusIcannotrememberthatshewaseverseriouslyill,tooilltogoaboutanddoherwork,Imean。Andnow,whenIhavethehousefull,andshecouldbeusefulinsomanyways,shegoesandbreaksdown。Oneissorryforher,ofcourse,shelookssowitheredandshrunken,butitisintenselyannoyingallthesame。"
"Mostannoying,"agreedthebanker'swife,sympathetically;"itistheintensecold,Iexpect,itbreakstheoldpeopleup。Ithasbeenunusuallycoldthisyear。"
"ThefrostisthesharpestthathasbeenknowninDecemberformanyyears,"saidtheBaron。
"And,ofcourse,sheisquiteold,"saidtheBaroness;"IwishIhadgivenhernoticesomeweeksago,thenshewouldhaveleftbeforethishappenedtoher。Why,Wappi,whatisthematterwithyou?"
Thesmall,woollylapdoghadleaptsuddenlydownfromitscushionandcreptshiveringunderthesofa。Atthesamemomentanoutburstofangrybarkingcamefromthedogsinthecastle-yard,andotherdogscouldbeheardyappingandbarkinginthedistance。
"Whatisdisturbingtheanimals?"askedtheBaron。
Andthenthehumans,listeningintently,heardthesoundthathadrousedthedogstotheirdemonstrationsoffearandrage;heardalong-drawnwhininghowl,risingandfalling,seemingatonemomentleaguesaway,atotherssweepingacrossthesnowuntilitappearedtocomefromthefootofthecastlewalls。Allthestarved,coldmiseryofafrozenworld,alltherelentlesshunger-furyofthewild,blendedwithotherforlornandhauntingmelodiestowhichonecouldgivenoname,seemedconcentratedinthatwailingcry。
"Wolves!"criedtheBaron。
Theirmusicbrokeforthinoneragingburst,seemingtocomefromeverywhere。
"Hundredsofwolves,"saidtheHamburgmerchant,whowasamanofstrongimagination。
Movedbysomeimpulsewhichshecouldnothaveexplained,theBaronessleftherguestsandmadeherwaytothenarrow,cheerlessroomwheretheoldgovernesslaywatchingthehoursofthedryingyearslipby。Inspiteofthebitingcoldofthewinternight,thewindowstoodopen。Withascandalisedexclamationonherlips,theBaronessrushedforwardtocloseit。
"Leaveitopen,"saidtheoldwomaninavoicethatforallitsweaknesscarriedanairofcommandsuchastheBaronesshadneverheardbeforefromherlips。
"Butyouwilldieofcold!"sheexpostulated。
"Iamdyinginanycase,"saidthevoice,"andIwanttoheartheirmusic。Theyhavecomefromfarandwidetosingthedeath-musicofmyfamily。Itisbeautifulthattheyhavecome;IamthelastvonCernogratzthatwilldieinouroldcastle,andtheyhavecometosingtome。Hark,howloudtheyarecalling!"
Thecryofthewolvesroseonthestillwinterairandfloatedroundthecastlewallsinlong-drawnpiercingwails;theoldwomanlaybackonhercouchwithalookoflong-delayedhappinessonherface。
"Goaway,"shesaidtotheBaroness;"Iamnotlonelyanymore。I
amoneofagreatoldfamily……"
"Ithinksheisdying,"saidtheBaronesswhenshehadrejoinedherguests;"Isupposewemustsendforadoctor。Andthatterriblehowling!NotformuchmoneywouldIhavesuchdeath-music。"
"Thatmusicisnottobeboughtforanyamountofmoney,"saidConrad。
"Hark!Whatisthatothersound?"askedtheBaron,asanoiseofsplittingandcrashingwasheard。
Itwasatreefallinginthepark。
Therewasamomentofconstrainedsilence,andthenthebanker'swifespoke。
"Itistheintensecoldthatissplittingthetrees。Itisalsothecoldthathasbroughtthewolvesoutinsuchnumbers。Itismanyyearssincewehavehadsuchacoldwinter。"
TheBaronesseagerlyagreedthatthecoldwasresponsibleforthesethings。Itwasthecoldoftheopenwindow,too,whichcausedtheheartfailurethatmadethedoctor'sministrationsunnecessaryfortheoldFraulein。Butthenoticeinthenewspaperslookedverywell-
"OnDecember29th,atSchlossCernogratz,AmalievonCernogratz,formanyyearsthevaluedfriendofBaronandBaronessGruebel。"
LOUIS
"ItwouldbejollytospendEasterinViennathisyear,"saidStrudwarden,"andlookupsomeofmyoldfriendsthere。It'saboutthejolliestplaceIknowoftobeatforEaster——"
"IthoughtwehadmadeupourmindstospendEasteratBrighton,"
interruptedLenaStrudwarden,withanairofaggrievedsurprise。
"YoumeanthatyouhadmadeupyourmindthatweshouldspendEasterthere,"saidherhusband;"wespentlastEasterthere,andWhitsuntideaswell,andtheyearbeforethatwewereatWorthing,andBrightonagainbeforethat。Ithinkitwouldbejustaswelltohavearealchangeofscenewhileweareaboutit。"
"ThejourneytoViennawouldbeveryexpensive,"saidLena。
"Youarenotoftenconcernedabouteconomy,"saidStrudwarden,"andinanycasethetripofViennawon'tcostabitmorethantherathermeaninglessluncheonpartiesweusuallygivetoquitemeaninglessacquaintancesatBrighton。Toescapefromallthatsetwouldbeaholidayinitself。"
Strudwardenspokefeelingly;LenaStrudwardenmaintainedanequallyfeelingsilenceonthatparticularsubject。ThesetthatshegatheredroundheratBrightonandotherSouthCoastresortswascomposedofindividualswhomightbedullandmeaninglessinthemselves,butwhounderstoodtheartofflatteringMrs。
Strudwarden。Shehadnointentionofforegoingtheirsocietyandtheirhomageandflingingherselfamongunappreciativestrangersinaforeigncapital。
"YoumustgotoViennaaloneifyouarebentongoing,"shesaid;"I
couldn'tleaveLouisbehind,andadogisalwaysafearfulnuisanceinaforeignhotel,besidesallthefussandseparationofthequarantinerestrictionswhenonecomesback。Louiswoulddieifhewaspartedfrommeforevenaweek。Youdon'tknowwhatthatwouldmeantome。"
LenastoopeddownandkissedthenoseofthediminutivebrownPomeranianthatlay,snugandirresponsive,beneathashawlonherlap。
"Lookhere,"saidStrudwarden,"thiseternalLouisbusinessisgettingtobearidiculousnuisance。Nothingcanbedone,noplanscanbemade,withoutsomevetoconnectedwiththatanimal'swhimsorconveniencebeingimposed。IfyouwereapriestinattendanceonsomeAfricanfetishyoucouldn'tsetupamoreelaboratecodeofrestrictions。Ibelieveyou'dasktheGovernmenttoputoffaGeneralElectionifyouthoughtitwouldinterferewithLouis'scomfortinanyway。"
BywayofanswertothistiradeMrs。Strudwardenstoopeddownagainandkissedtheirresponsivebrownnose。Itwastheactionofawomanwithabeautifullymeeknature,whowould,however,sendthewholeworldtothestakesoonerthanyieldaninchwheresheknewherselftobeintheright。
"Itisn'tasifyouwereintheleastbitfondofanimals,"wentonStrudwarden,withgrowingirritation;"whenwearedownatKerryfieldyouwon'tstirasteptotakethehousedogsout,evenifthey'redyingforarun,andIdon'tthinkyou'vebeeninthestablestwiceinyourlife。Youlaughatwhatyoucallthefussthat'sbeingmadeovertheexterminationofplumagebirds,andyouarequiteindignantwithmeifIinterfereonbehalfofanill-
treated,over-drivenanimalontheroad。Andyetyouinsistoneveryone'splansbeingmadesubservienttotheconvenienceofthatstupidlittlemorseloffurandselfishness。"
"YouareprejudicedagainstmylittleLouis,"saidLena,withaworldoftenderregretinhervoice。
"I'veneverhadthechanceofbeinganythingelsebutprejudicedagainsthim,"saidStrudwarden;"Iknowwhatajollyresponsivecompanionadoggiecanbe,butI'veneverbeenallowedtoputafingernearLouis。Yousayhesnapsatanyoneexceptyouandyourmaid,andyousnatchedhimawayfromoldLadyPeterbytheotherday,whenshewantedtopethim,forfearhewouldburyhisteethinher。
AllthatIeverseeofhimisthetopofhisunhealthy-lookinglittlenose,peepingoutfromhisbasketorfromyourmuff,andI
occasionallyhearhiswheezylittlebarkwhenyoutakehimforawalkupanddownthecorridor。Youcan'texpectonetogetextravagantlyfondofadogofthatsort。Onemightaswellworkupanaffectionforthecuckooinacuckoo-clock。"
"Helovesme,"saidLena,risingfromthetable,andbearingtheshawl-swathedLouisinherarms。"Helovesonlyme,andperhapsthatiswhyIlovehimsomuchinreturn。Idon'tcarewhatyousayagainsthim,Iamnotgoingtobeseparatedfromhim。IfyouinsistongoingtoViennayoumustgoalone,asfarasIamconcerned。I
thinkitwouldbemuchmoresensibleifyouweretocometoBrightonwithLouisandme,butofcourseyoumustpleaseyourself。"
"Youmustgetridofthatdog,"saidStrudwarden'ssisterwhenLenahadlefttheroom;"itmustbehelpedtosomesuddenandmercifulend。Lenaismerelymakinguseofitasaninstrumentforgettingherownwayondozensofoccasionswhenshewouldotherwisebeobligedtoyieldgracefullytoyourwishesortothegeneralconvenience。Iamconvincedthatshedoesn'tcareabrassbuttonabouttheanimalitself。WhenherfriendsarebuzzingroundheratBrightonoranywhereelseandthedogwouldbeintheway,ithastospendwholedaysalonewiththemaid,butifyouwantLenatogowithyouanywherewhereshedoesn'twanttogoinstantlyshetrotsouttheexcusethatshecouldn'tbeseparatedfromherdog。HaveyouevercomeintoaroomunobservedandheardLenatalkingtoherbelovedpet?Ineverhave。Ibelievesheonlyfussesoveritwhenthere'ssomeonepresenttonoticeher。"
"Idon'tmindadmitting,"saidStrudwarden,"thatI'vedweltmorethanoncelatelyonthepossibilityofsomefatalaccidentputtinganendtoLouis'sexistence。It'snotveryeasy,though,toarrangeafatalityforacreaturethatspendsmostofitstimeinamufforasleepinatoykennel。Idon'tthinkpoisonwouldbeanygood;
it'sobviouslyhorriblyover-fed,forI'veseenLenaofferitdaintiesattablesometimes,butitneverseemstoeatthem。"
"LenawillbeawayatchurchonWednesdaymorning,"saidElsieStrudwardenreflectively;"shecan'ttakeLouiswithherthere,andsheisgoingontotheDellingsforlunch。Thatwillgiveyouseveralhoursinwhichtocarryoutyourpurpose。Themaidwillbeflirtingwiththechauffeurmostofthetime,and,anyhow,Icanmanagetokeepheroutofthewayonsomepretextorother。"
"Thatleavesthefieldclear,"saidStrudwarden,"butunfortunatelymybrainisequallyablankasfarasanylethalprojectisconcerned。Thelittlebeastissomonstrouslyinactive;Ican'tpretendthatitleaptintothebathanddrowneditself,orthatittookonthebutcher'smastiffinunequalcombatandgotchewedup。
Inwhatpossibleguisecoulddeathcometoaconfirmedbasket-
dweller?ItwouldbetoosuspiciousifweinventedaSuffragetteraidandpretendedthattheyinvadedLena'sboudoirandthrewabrickathim。Weshouldhavetodoalotofotherdamageaswell,whichwouldberatheranuisance,andtheservantswouldthinkitoddthattheyhadseennothingoftheinvaders。"
"Ihaveanidea,"saidElsie;"getaboxwithanair-tightlid,andboreasmallholeinit,justbigenoughtoletinanindiarubbertube。PopLouis,kennelandall,intothebox,shutitdown,andputtheotherendofthetubeoverthegas-bracket。Thereyouhaveaperfectlethalchamber。Youcanstandthekennelattheopenwindowafterwards,togetridofthesmellofgas,andallthatLenawillfindwhenshecomeshomelateintheafternoonwillbeaplacidlydefunctLouis。"
"Novelshavebeenwrittenaboutwomenlikeyou,"saidStrudwarden;
"youhaveaperfectlycriminalmind。Let'scomeandlookforabox。"
Twomorningslatertheconspiratorsstoodgazingguiltilyatastoutsquarebox,connectedwiththegas-bracketbyalengthofindiarubbertubing。
"Notasound,"saidElsie;"heneverstirred;itmusthavebeenquitepainless。AllthesameIfeelratherhorridnowit'sdone。"
"Theghastlyparthastocome,"saidStrudwarden,turningoffthegas。"We'llliftthelidslowly,andletthegasoutbydegrees。
Swingthedoortoandfrotosendadraughtthroughtheroom。"
Someminuteslater,whenthefumeshadrushedoff,hestoopeddownandliftedoutthelittlekennelwithitsgrimburden。Elsiegaveanexclamationofterror。Louissatatthedoorofhisdwelling,headerectandearspricked,ascoldlyanddefiantlyinertaswhentheyhadputhimintohisexecutionchamber。Strudwardendroppedthekennelwithajerk,andstaredforalongmomentatthemiracle-
dog;thenhewentintoapealofchatteringlaughter。
Itwascertainlyawonderfulimitationofatruculent-lookingtoyPomeranian,andtheapparatusthatgaveforthawheezybarkwhenyoupressedithadmateriallyhelpedtheimpositionthatLena,andLena'smaid,hadfoistedonthehousehold。Forawomanwhodislikedanimals,butlikedgettingherownwayunderahaloofunselfishness,Mrs。Strudwardenhadmanagedratherwell。
"Louisisdead,"wasthecurtinformationthatgreetedLenaonherreturnfromherluncheonparty。
"LouisDEAD!"sheexclaimed。
"Yes,heflewatthebutcher-boyandbithim,andhebitme,too,whenItriedtogethimoff,soIhadtohavehimdestroyed。Youwarnedmethathesnapped,butyoudidn'ttellmethathewasdownrightdangerous。Ishallhavetopaytheboysomethingheavybywayofcompensation,soyouwillhavetogowithoutthosebucklesthatyouwantedtohaveforEaster;alsoIshallhavetogotoViennatoconsultDr。Schroeder,whoisaspecialistondog-bites,andyouwillhavetocometoo。IhavesentwhatremainsofLouistoRowlandWardtobestuffed;thatwillbemyEastergifttoyouinsteadofthebuckles。ForHeaven'ssake,Lena,weep,ifyoureallyfeelitsomuch;anythingwouldbebetterthanstandingtherestaringasifyouthoughtIhadlostmyreason。"
LenaStrudwardendidnotweep,butherattemptatlaughingwasanunmistakablefailure。
THEGUESTS
"Thelandscapeseenfromourwindowsiscertainlycharming,"saidAnnabel;"thosecherryorchardsandgreenmeadows,andtheriverwindingalongthevalley,andthechurchtowerpeepingoutamongtheelms,theyallmakeamosteffectivepicture。There'ssomethingdreadfullysleepyandlanguorousaboutit,though;stagnationseemstobethedominantnote。Nothingeverhappenshere;seedtimeandharvest,anoccasionaloutbreakofmeaslesoramildlydestructivethunderstorm,andalittleelectionexcitementaboutonceinfiveyears,thatisallthatwehavetomodifythemonotonyofourexistence。Ratherdreadful,isn'tit?"
"Onthecontrary,"saidMatilda,"Ifinditsoothingandrestful;
butthen,yousee,I'velivedincountrieswherethingsdohappen,eversomanyatatime,whenyou'renotreadyforthemhappeningallatonce。"
"That,ofcourse,makesadifference,"saidAnnabel。
"Ihaveneverforgotten,"saidMatilda,"theoccasionwhentheBishopofBequarpaidusanunexpectedvisit;hewasonhiswaytolaythefoundation-stoneofamission-houseorsomethingofthesort。"
"Ithoughtthatoutthereyouwerealwayspreparedforemergencygueststurningup,"saidAnnabel。
"IwasquitepreparedforhalfadozenBishops,"saidMatilda,"butitwasratherdisconcertingtofindoutafteralittleconversationthatthisparticularonewasadistantcousinofmine,belongingtoabranchofthefamilythathadquarrelledbitterlyandoffensivelywithourbranchaboutaCrownDerbydessertservice;theygotit,andweoughttohavegotit,insomelegacy,orelsewegotitandtheythoughttheyoughttohaveit,Iforgetwhich;anyhow,Iknowtheybehaveddisgracefully。Nowherewasoneofthemturningupintheodourofsanctity,sotospeak,andclaimingthetraditionalhospitalityoftheEast。"
"Itwasrathertrying,butyoucouldhaveleftyourhusbandtodomostoftheentertaining。"
"Myhusbandwasfiftymilesup-country,talkingsense,orwhatheimaginedtobesense,toavillagecommunitythatfanciedoneoftheirleadingmenwasawere-tiger。"
"Awhattiger?"
"Awere-tiger;you'veheardofwere-wolves,haven'tyou,amixtureofwolfandhumanbeinganddemon?Well,inthosepartstheyhavewere-tigers,orthinktheyhave,andImustsaythatinthiscase,sofarasswornanduncontestedevidencewent,theyhadeverygroundforthinkingso。However,aswegaveupwitchcraftprosecutionsaboutthreehundredyearsago,wedon'tliketohaveotherpeoplekeepingonourdiscardedpractices;itdoesn'tseemrespectfultoourmentalandmoralposition。"
"Ihopeyouweren'tunkindtotheBishop,"saidAnnabel。
"Well,ofcoursehewasmyguest,soIhadtobeoutwardlypolitetohim,buthewastactlessenoughtorakeuptheincidentsoftheoldquarrel,andtotrytomakeoutthattherewassomethingtobesaidforthewayhissideofthefamilyhadbehaved;eveniftherewas,whichIdon'tforamomentadmit,myhousewasnottheplaceinwhichtosayit。Ididn'targuethematter,butIgavemycookaholidaytogoandvisithisagedparentssomeninetymilesaway。
Theemergencycookwasnotaspecialistincurries,infact,Idon'tthinkcookinginanyshapeorformcouldhavebeenoneofhisstrongpoints。Ibelieveheoriginallycametousintheguiseofagardener,butasweneverpretendedtohaveanythingthatcouldbeconsideredagardenhewasutilisedasassistantgoatherd,inwhichcapacity,Iunderstand,hegaveeverysatisfaction。WhentheBishopheardthatIhadsentawaythecookonaspecialandunnecessaryholidayhesawtheinwardnessofthemanoeuvre,andfromthatmomentwewerescarcelyonspeakingterms。IfyouhaveeverhadaBishopwithwhomyouwerenotonspeakingtermsstayinginyourhouse,youwillappreciatethesituation。"
Annabelconfessedthatherlife-storyhadneverincludedsuchadisturbingexperience。
"Then,"continuedMatilda,"tomakemattersmorecomplicated,theGwadlipicheeoverfloweditsbanks,athingitdideverynowandthenwhentherainswereundulyprolonged,andthelowerpartofthehouseandalltheout-buildingsweresubmerged。Wemanagedtogettheponieslooseintime,andthesyceswamthewholelotofthemofftothenearestrisingground。Agoatortwo,thechiefgoat-
herd,thechiefgoat-herd'swife,andseveraloftheirbabiescametoanchorageintheverandah。Alltherestoftheavailablespacewasfilledupwithwet,bedraggled-lookinghensandchickens;oneneverreallyknowshowmanyfowlsonepossessestilltheservants'
quartersarefloodedout。Ofcourse,Ihadbeenthroughsomethingofthesortinpreviousfloods,butneverbeforehadIhadahousefulofgoatsandbabiesandhalf-drownedhens,supplementedbyaBishopwithwhomIwashardlyonspeakingterms。"
"Itmusthavebeenatryingexperience,"commentedAnnabel。
"Moreembarrassmentsweretofollow。Iwasn'tgoingtoletamereordinaryfloodwashoutthememoryofthatCrownDerbydessertservice,andIintimatedtotheBishopthathislargebedroom,withawritingtableinit,andhissmallbath-room,withasufficiencyofcold-waterjarsinit,washisshareofthepremises,andthatspacewasrathercongestedundertheexistingcircumstances。
However,ataboutthreeo'clockintheafternoon,whenhehadawakenedfromhismiddaysleep,hemadeasuddenincursionintotheroomthatwasnormallythedrawing-room,butwasnowdining-room,store-house,saddle-room,andhalfadozenothertemporarypremisesaswell。Fromtheconditionofmyguest'scostumeheseemedtothinkitmightalsoserveashisdressing-room。
"'I'mafraidthereisnowhereforyoutosit,'Isaidcoldly;'theverandahisfullofgoats。'
"'Thereisagoatinmybedroom,'heobservedwithequalcoldness,andmorethanasuspicionofsardonicreproach。
"'Really,'Isaid,'anothersurvivor?Ithoughtalltheothergoatsweredonefor。'
"'Thisparticulargoatisquitedonefor,'hesaid,'itisbeingdevouredbyaleopardatthepresentmoment。ThatiswhyIlefttheroom;someanimalsresentbeingwatchedwhiletheyareeating。'
"Theleopard,ofcourse,waseasilyexplained;ithadbeenhangingroundthegoatshedswhenthefloodcame,andhadclamberedupbytheoutsidestaircaseleadingtotheBishop'sbath-room,thoughtfullybringingagoatwithit。Probablyitfoundthebath-
roomtoodampandshut-inforitstaste,andtransferreditsbanquetingoperationstothebedroomwhiletheBishopwashavinghisnap。"
"Whatafrightfulsituation!"exclaimedAnnabel;"fancyhavingaraveningleopardinthehouse,withafloodallroundyou。"
"Notintheleastravening,"saidMatilda;"itwasfullofgoat,hadanyamountofwateratitsdisposalifitfeltthirsty,andprobablyhadnomoreimmediatewishthanadesireforuninterruptedsleep。
Still,Ithinkanyonewilladmitthatitwasanembarrassingpredicamenttohaveyouronlyavailableguest-roomoccupiedbyaleopard,theverandahchokedupwithgoatsandbabiesandwethens,andaBishopwithwhomyouwerescarcelyonspeakingtermsplanteddowninyourownsitting-room。Ireallydon'tknowhowIgotthroughthosecrawlinghours,andofcoursemealtimesonlymademattersworse。Theemergencycookhadeveryexcuseforsendinginwaterysoupandsloppyrice,andasneitherthechiefgoat-herdnorhiswifewereexpertdivers,thecellarcouldnotbereached。
FortunatelytheGwadlipicheesubsidesasrapidlyasitrises,andjustbeforedawnthesycecamesplashingback,withtheponiesonlyfetlockdeepinwater。ThentherearosesomeawkwardnessfromthefactthattheBishopwishedtoleavesoonerthantheleoparddid,andasthelatterwasensconcedinthemidstoftheformer'spersonalpossessionstherewasanobviousdifficultyinalteringtheorderofdeparture。IpointedouttotheBishopthataleopard'shabitsandtastesarenotthoseofanotter,andthatitnaturallypreferredwalkingtowading;andthatinanycaseamealofanentiregoat,washeddownwithtub-water,justifiedacertainamountofrepose;ifIhadhadgunsfiredtofrightentheanimalaway,astheBishopsuggested,itwouldprobablymerelyhaveleftthebedroomtocomeintothealreadyover-crowdeddrawing-room。Altogetheritwasratherareliefwhentheybothleft。Now,perhaps,youcanunderstandmyappreciationofasleepycountrysidewherethingsdon'thappen。"
THEPENANCE
OctavianRuttlewasoneofthoselivelycheerfulindividualsonwhomamiabilityhadsetitsunmistakablestamp,and,likemostofhiskind,hissoul'speacedependedinlargemeasureontheunstintedapprovalofhisfellows。Inhuntingtodeathasmalltabbycathehaddoneathingofwhichhescarcelyapprovedhimself,andhewasgladwhenthegardenerhadhiddenthebodyinitshastilyduggraveunderaloneoak-treeinthemeadow,thesametreethatthehuntedquarryhadclimbedasalastefforttowardssafety。Ithadbeenadistastefulandseeminglyruthlessdeed,butcircumstanceshaddemandedthedoingofit。Octaviankeptchickens;atleasthekeptsomeofthem;othersvanishedfromhiskeeping,leavingonlyafewbloodstainedfeatherstomarkthemanneroftheirgoing。Thetabbycatfromthelargegreyhousethatstoodwithitsbacktothemeadowhadbeendetectedinmanyfurtivevisitstothehen-coups,andafterduenegotiationwiththoseinauthorityatthegreyhouseasentenceofdeathhadbeenagreedon。"Thechildrenwillmind,buttheyneednotknow,"hadbeenthelastwordonthematter。
ThechildreninquestionwereastandingpuzzletoOctavian;inthecourseofafewmonthsheconsideredthatheshouldhaveknowntheirnames,ages,thedatesoftheirbirthdays,andhavebeenintroducedtotheirfavouritetoys。Theyremainedhowever,asnon-committalasthelongblankwallthatshutthemofffromthemeadow,awalloverwhichtheirthreeheadssometimesappearedatoddmoments。TheyhadparentsinIndia——thatmuchOctavianhadlearnedintheneighbourhood;thechildren,beyondgroupingthemselvesgarment-wiseintosexes,agirlandtwoboys,carriedtheirlifestorynofurtheronhisbehoof。Andnowitseemedhewasengagedinsomethingwhichtouchedthemclosely,butmustbehiddenfromtheirknowledge。
Thepoorhelplesschickenshadgoneonebyonetotheirdoom,soitwasmeetthattheirdestroyershouldcometoaviolentend;yetOctavianfeltsomequalmswhenhisshareoftheviolencewasended。
Thelittlecat,headedofffromitswontedtracksofsafety,hadracedunfriendedfromsheltertoshelter,anditsendhadbeenratherpiteous。Octavianwalkedthroughthelonggrassofthemeadowwithasteplessjauntythanusual。Andashepassedbeneaththeshadowofthehighblankwallheglancedupandbecameawarethathishuntinghadhadundesiredwitnesses。Threewhitesetfaceswerelookingdownathim,andifeveranartistwantedathreefoldstudyofcoldhumanhate,impotentyetunyielding,ragingyetmaskedinstillness,hewouldhavefounditinthetriplegazethatmetOctavian'seye。
"I'msorry,butithadtobedone,"saidOctavian,withgenuineapologyinhisvoice。
"Beast!"
Theanswercamefromthreethroatswithstartlingintensity。
Octavianfeltthattheblankwallwouldnotbemoreimpervioustohisexplanationsthanthebunchofhumanhostilitythatpeeredoveritscoping;hewiselydecidedtowithholdhispeaceoverturestillamorehopefuloccasion。
Twodayslaterheransackedthebestsweetshopintheneighbouringmarkettownforaboxofchocolatesthatbyitssizeandcontentsshouldfitlyatoneforthedismaldeeddoneundertheoaktreeinthemeadow。Thetwofirstspecimensthatwereshownhimhehastilyrejected;onehadagroupofchickenspicturedonitslid,theotherboretheportraitofatabbykitten。Athirdsamplewasmoresimplybedeckedwithasprayofpaintedpoppies,andOctavianhailedtheflowersofforgetfulnessasahappyomen。Hefeltdistinctlymoreateasewithhissurroundingswhentheimposingpackagehadbeensentacrosstothegreyhouse,andamessagereturnedtosaythatithadbeendulygiventothechildren。Thenextmorninghesaunteredwithpurposefulstepspastthelongblankwallonhiswaytothechicken-runandpiggerythatstoodatthebottomofthemeadow。Thethreechildrenwereperchedattheiraccustomedlook-out,andtheirrangeofsightdidnotseemtoconcernitselfwithOctavian'spresence。Ashebecamedepressinglyawareofthealoofnessoftheirgazehealsonotedastrangevariegationintheherbageathisfeet;
thegreenswardforaconsiderablespacearoundwasstrewnandspeckledwithachocolate-colouredhail,enlivenedhereandtherewithgaytinsel-likewrappingsortheglisteningmauveofcrystallisedviolets。Itwasasthoughthefairyparadiseofagreedymindedchildhadtakenshapeandsubstanceinthevegetationofthemeadow。Octavian'sbloodmoneyhadbeenflungbackathiminscorn。
Toincreasehisdiscomfiturethemarchofeventstendedtoshifttheblameofravagedchicken-coopsfromthesupposedculpritwhohadalreadypaidfullforfeit;theyoungchickswerestillcarriedoff,anditseemedhighlyprobablethatthecathadonlyhauntedthechicken-runtopreyontheratswhichharbouredthere。Throughtheflowingchannelsofservanttalkthechildrenlearnedofthisbelatedrevisionofverdict,andOctavianonedaypickedupasheetofcopy-bookpaperonwhichwaspainstakinglywritten:"Beast。
Ratseatedyourchickens。"Moreardentlythaneverdidhewishforanopportunityforsloughingoffthedisgracethatenwrappedhim,andearningsomehappiernicknamefromhisthreeunsparingjudges。
Andonedayachanceinspirationcametohim。Olivia,histwo-year-
olddaughter,wasaccustomedtospendthehourfromhighnoontilloneo'clockwithherfatherwhilethenursemaidgobbledanddigestedherdinnerandnovelette。Aboutthesametimetheblankwallwasusuallyenlivenedbythepresenceofitsthreesmallwardens。
Octavian,withseemingcarelessnessofpurpose,broughtOliviawellwithinhailofthewatchersandnotedwithhiddendelightthegrowinginterestthatdawnedinthathithertosternlyhostilequarter。HislittleOlivia,withhersleepyplacidways,wasgoingtosucceedwherehe,withhisanxiouswell-meantovertures,hadsosignallyfailed。Hebroughtheralargeyellowdahlia,whichshegraspedtightlyinonehandandregardedwithastareofbenevolentboredom,suchasonemightbestowonamateurclassicaldancingperformedinaidofadeservingcharity。Thenheturnedshylytothegroupperchedonthewallandaskedwithaffectedcarelessness,"Doyoulikeflowers?"Threesolemnnodsrewardedhisventure。
"Whichsortsdoyoulikebest?"heasked,thistimewithadistinctbetrayalofeagernessinhisvoice。
"Thosewithallthecolours,overthere。"Threechubbyarmspointedtoadistanttangleofsweetpea。Child-like,theyhadaskedforwhatlayfarthestfromhand,butOctaviantrottedoffgleefullytoobeytheirwelcomebehest。Hepulledandpluckedwithunsparinghand,andbroughteveryvarietyoftintthathecouldseeintohisbunchthatwasrapidlybecomingabundle。Thenheturnedtoretracehissteps,andfoundtheblankwallblankerandmoredesertedthanever,whiletheforegroundwasvoidofalltraceofOlivia。Fardownthemeadowthreechildrenwerepushingago-cartattheutmostspeedtheycouldmusterinthedirectionofthepiggeries;itwasOlivia'sgo-cartandOliviasatinit,somewhatbumpedandshakenbythepaceatwhichshewasbeingdriven,butapparentlyretainingherwontedcomposureofmind。Octavianstaredforamomentattherapidlymovinggroup,andthenstartedinhotpursuit,sheddingasheranspraysofblossomfromthemassofsweet-peathathestillclutchedinhishands。Fastasheranthechildrenhadreachedthepiggerybeforehecouldovertakethem,andhearrivedjustintimetoseeOlivia,wonderingbutunprotesting,hauledandpusheduptotheroofoftheneareststy。Theywereoldbuildingsinsomeneedofrepair,andthericketyroofwouldcertainlynothaveborneOctavian'sweightifhehadattemptedtofollowhisdaughterandhercaptorsontheirnewvantageground。
"Whatareyougoingtodowithher?"hepanted。Therewasnomistakingthegrimtrendofmischiefinthoseflushedbysternlycomposedyoungfaces。
"Hangherinchainsoveraslowfire,"saidoneoftheboys。
EvidentlytheyhadbeenreadingEnglishhistory。
"Frowherdownthepigswilld'vourher,everybit'ceptthepalmsofherhands,"saidtheotherboy。ItwasalsoevidentthattheyhadstudiedBiblicalhistory。
ThelastproposalwastheonewhichmostalarmedOctavian,sinceitmightbecarriedintoeffectatamoment'snotice;therehadbeencases,heremembered,ofpigseatingbabies。
"Yousurelywouldn'ttreatmypoorlittleOliviainthatway?"hepleaded。
"Youkilledourlittlecat,"cameinsternreminderfromthreethroats。
"I'msorryIdid,"saidOctavian,andifthereisastandardmeasurementintruthsOctavian'sstatementwasassuredlyalargenine。
"Weshallbeverysorrywhenwe'vekilledOlivia,"saidthegirl,"butwecan'tbesorrytillwe'vedoneit。"
Theinexorablechild-logicroselikeanunyieldingrampartbeforeOctavian'sscaredpleadings。Beforehecouldthinkofanyfreshlineofappealhisenergieswerecalledoutinanotherdirection。
Oliviahadslidofftheroofandfallenwithasoft,unctuoussplashintoamorassofmuckanddecayingstraw。Octavianscrambledhastilyoverthepigstywalltoherrescue,andatoncefoundhimselfinaquagmirethatengulfedhisfeet。Olivia,afterthefirstshockofsurpriseathersuddendropthroughtheair,hadbeenmildlypleasedatfindingherselfincloseandunstintedcontactwiththestickyelementthatoozedaroundher,butasshebegantosinkgentlyintothebedofslimeafeelingdawnedonherthatshewasnotafterallveryhappy,andshebegantocryinthetentativefashionofthenormallygoodchild。Octavian,battlingwiththequagmire,whichseemedtohavelearnedtherareartofgivingwayatallpointswithoutyieldinganinch,sawhisdaughterslowlydisappearingintheengulfingslush,hersmearedfacefurtherdistortedwiththecontortionsofwhimperingwonder,whilefromtheirperchonthepigstyroofthethreechildrenlookeddownwiththecoldunpityingdetachmentoftheParcaeSisters。
"Ican'treachherintime,"gaspedOctavian,"she'llbechokedinthemuck。Won'tyouhelpher?"
"Noonehelpedourcat,"cametheinevitablereminder。
"I'lldoanythingtoshowyouhowsorryIamaboutthat,"criedOctavian,withafurtherdesperateflounder,whichcarriedhimscarcelytwoinchesforward。
"Willyoustandinawhitesheetbythegrave?"
"Yes,"screamedOctavian。
"Holdingacandle?"
"An'saying'I'mamiserableBeast'?"
Octavianagreedtobothsuggestions。
"Foralong,longtime?"
"Forhalfanhour,"saidOctavian。Therewasananxiousringinhisvoiceashenamedthetime-limit;wastherenottheprecedentofaGermankingwhodidopen-airpenanceforseveraldaysandnightsatChristmas-timecladonlyinhisshirt?FortunatelythechildrendidnotappeartohavereadGermanhistory,andhalfanhourseemedlongandgoodlyintheireyes。
"Allright,"camewiththreefoldsolemnityfromtheroof,andamomentlaterashortladderhadbeenlaboriouslypushedacrosstoOctavian,wholostnotimeinproppingitagainstthelowpigstywall。Scramblinggingerlyalongitsrungshewasabletoleanacrossthemorassthatseparatedhimfromhisslowlyfounderingoffspringandextractherlikeanunwillingcorkfromit'sslushyembrace。Afewminuteslaterhewaslisteningtotheshrillandrepeatedassurancesofthenursemaidthatherpreviousexperienceoffilthyspectacleshadbeenonanotablysmallerscale。
ThatsameeveningwhentwilightwasdeepeningintodarknessOctaviantookuphispositionaspenitentundertheloneoak-tree,havingfirstcarefullyundressedthepart。Cladinazephyrshirt,whichonthisoccasionthoroughlymeriteditsname,heheldinonehandalightedcandleandintheotherawatch,intowhichthesoulofadeadplumberseemedtohavepassed。Aboxofmatcheslayathisfeetandwasresortedtoonthefairlyfrequentoccasionswhenthecandlesuccumbedtothenightbreezes。Thehouseloomedinscrutableinthemiddledistance,butasOctavianconscientiouslyrepeatedtheformulaofhispenancehefeltcertainthatthreepairsofsolemneyeswerewatchinghismoth-sharedvigil。
Andthenextmorninghiseyesweregladdenedbyasheetofcopy-bookpaperlyingbesidetheblankwall,onwhichwaswrittenthemessage"Un-Beast。"
THEPHANTOMLUNCHEON
"TheSmithly-DubbsareinTown,"saidSirJames。"Iwishyouwouldshowthemsomeattention。AskthemtolunchwithyouattheRitzorsomewhere。"
"FromthelittleI'veseenoftheSmithly-DubbsIdon'tthingIwanttocultivatetheiracquaintance,"saidLadyDrakmanton。
"Theyalwaysworkforusatelectiontimes,"saidherhusband;"I
don'tsupposetheyinfluenceverymanyvotes,buttheyhaveanunclewhoisononeofmywardcommittees,andanotherunclespeakssometimesatsomeofourlessimportantmeetings。Thosesortofpeopleexpectsomereturnintheshapeofhospitality。"
"Expectit!"exclaimedLadyDrakmanton;"theMissesSmithly-Dubbdomorethanthat;theyalmostdemandit。Theybelongtomyclub,andhangaboutthelobbyjustaboutlunch-time,allthreeofthem,withtheirtongueshangingoutoftheirmouthsandthesix-courselookintheireyes。IfIweretobreathetheword'lunch'theywouldhustlemeintoataxiandscream'Ritz'or'Dieudonne's'tothedriverbeforeIknewwhatwashappening。"
"Allthesame,Ithinkyououghttoaskthemtoamealofsomesort,"persistedSirJames。