"Anyhow,itisn'ttrue,"saidtheBaronesscomplacently;"sinceweboughttheplacewehavehadproofthatnothingofthesorthappens。
  Whentheoldmother-in-lawdiedlastspringtimewealllistened,buttherewasnohowling。Itisjustastorythatlendsdignitytotheplacewithoutcostinganything。"
  "Thestoryisnotasyouhavetoldit,"saidAmalie,thegreyoldgoverness。Everyoneturnedandlookedatherinastonishment。Shewaswonttositsilentandprimandfadedinherplaceattable,neverspeakingunlesssomeonespoketoher,andtherewerefewwhotroubledthemselvestomakeconversationwithher。To-dayasuddenvolubilityhaddescendedonher;shecontinuedtotalk,rapidlyandnervously,lookingstraightinfrontofherandseemingtoaddressnooneinparticular。
  "Itisnotwhenanyonediesinthecastlethatthehowlingisheard。ItwaswhenoneoftheCernogratzfamilydiedherethatthewolvescamefromfarandnearandhowledattheedgeoftheforestjustbeforethedeathhour。Therewereonlyafewcoupleofwolvesthathadtheirlairsinthispartoftheforest,butatsuchatimethekeeperssaytherewouldbescoresofthem,glidingaboutintheshadowsandhowlinginchorus,andthedogsofthecastleandthevillageandallthefarmsroundwouldbayandhowlinfearandangeratthewolfchorus,andasthesoulofthedyingoneleftitsbodyatreewouldcrashdowninthepark。ThatiswhathappenedwhenaCernogratzdiedinhisfamilycastle。Butforastrangerdyinghere,ofcoursenowolfwouldhowlandnotreewouldfall。Oh,no。"
  Therewasanoteofdefiance,almostofcontempt,inhervoiceasshesaidthelastwords。Thewell-fed,much-too-welldressedBaronessstaredangrilyatthedowdyoldwomanwhohadcomeforthfromherusualandseemlypositionofeffacementtospeaksodisrespectfully。
  "YouseemtoknowquitealotaboutthevonCernogratzlegends,FrauleinSchmidt,"shesaidsharply;"Ididnotknowthatfamilyhistorieswereamongthesubjectsyouaresupposedtobeproficientin。"
  Theanswertohertauntwasevenmoreunexpectedandastonishingthantheconversationaloutbreakwhichhadprovokedit。
  "IamavonCernogratzmyself,"saidtheoldwoman,"thatiswhyI
  knowthefamilyhistory。"
  "YouavonCernogratz?You!"cameinanincredulouschorus。
  "Whenwebecameverypoor,"sheexplained,"andIhadtogooutandgiveteachinglessons,Itookanothername;Ithoughtitwouldbemoreinkeeping。Butmygrandfatherspentmuchofhistimeasaboyinthiscastle,andmyfatherusedtotellmemanystoriesaboutit,and,ofcourse,Iknewallthefamilylegendsandstories。Whenonehasnothinglefttoonebutmemories,oneguardsandduststhemwithespecialcare。IlittlethoughtwhenItookservicewithyouthatI
  shouldonedaycomewithyoutotheoldhomeofmyfamily。Icouldwishithadbeenanywhereelse。"
  Therewassilencewhenshefinishedspeaking,andthentheBaronessturnedtheconversationtoalessembarrassingtopicthanfamilyhistories。Butafterwards,whentheoldgovernesshadslippedawayquietlytoherduties,therearoseaclamourofderisionanddisbelief。
  "Itwasanimpertinence,"snappedouttheBaron,hisprotrudingeyestakingonascandalisedexpression;"fancythewomantalkinglikethatatourtable。Shealmosttolduswewerenobodies,andIdon'tbelieveawordofit。SheisjustSchmidtandnothingmore。ShehasbeentalkingtosomeofthepeasantsabouttheoldCernogratzfamily,andrakeduptheirhistoryandtheirstories。"
  "Shewantstomakeherselfoutofsomeconsequence,"saidtheBaroness;"sheknowsshewillsoonbepastworkandshewantstoappealtooursympathies。Hergrandfather,indeed!"
  TheBaronesshadtheusualnumberofgrandfathers,butshenever,neverboastedaboutthem。
  "Idaresayhergrandfatherwasapantryboyorsomethingofthesortinthecastle,"sniggeredtheBaron;"thatpartofthestorymaybetrue。"
  ThemerchantfromHamburgsaidnothing;hehadseentearsintheoldwoman'seyeswhenshespokeofguardinghermemories——or,beingofanimaginativedisposition,hethoughthehad。
  "IshallgivehernoticetogoassoonastheNewYearfestivitiesareover,"saidtheBaroness;"tillthenIshallbetoobusytomanagewithouther。"
  Butshehadtomanagewithoutherallthesame,forinthecoldbitingweatherafterChristmas,theoldgovernessfellillandkepttoherroom。
  "Itismostprovoking,"saidtheBaroness,asherguestssatroundthefireononeofthelasteveningsofthedyingyear;"allthetimethatshehasbeenwithusIcannotrememberthatshewaseverseriouslyill,tooilltogoaboutanddoherwork,Imean。Andnow,whenIhavethehousefull,andshecouldbeusefulinsomanyways,shegoesandbreaksdown。Oneissorryforher,ofcourse,shelookssowitheredandshrunken,butitisintenselyannoyingallthesame。"
  "Mostannoying,"agreedthebanker'swife,sympathetically;"itistheintensecold,Iexpect,itbreakstheoldpeopleup。Ithasbeenunusuallycoldthisyear。"
  "ThefrostisthesharpestthathasbeenknowninDecemberformanyyears,"saidtheBaron。
  "And,ofcourse,sheisquiteold,"saidtheBaroness;"IwishIhadgivenhernoticesomeweeksago,thenshewouldhaveleftbeforethishappenedtoher。Why,Wappi,whatisthematterwithyou?"
  Thesmall,woollylapdoghadleaptsuddenlydownfromitscushionandcreptshiveringunderthesofa。Atthesamemomentanoutburstofangrybarkingcamefromthedogsinthecastle-yard,andotherdogscouldbeheardyappingandbarkinginthedistance。
  "Whatisdisturbingtheanimals?"askedtheBaron。
  Andthenthehumans,listeningintently,heardthesoundthathadrousedthedogstotheirdemonstrationsoffearandrage;heardalong-drawnwhininghowl,risingandfalling,seemingatonemomentleaguesaway,atotherssweepingacrossthesnowuntilitappearedtocomefromthefootofthecastlewalls。Allthestarved,coldmiseryofafrozenworld,alltherelentlesshunger-furyofthewild,blendedwithotherforlornandhauntingmelodiestowhichonecouldgivenoname,seemedconcentratedinthatwailingcry。
  "Wolves!"criedtheBaron。
  Theirmusicbrokeforthinoneragingburst,seemingtocomefromeverywhere。
  "Hundredsofwolves,"saidtheHamburgmerchant,whowasamanofstrongimagination。
  Movedbysomeimpulsewhichshecouldnothaveexplained,theBaronessleftherguestsandmadeherwaytothenarrow,cheerlessroomwheretheoldgovernesslaywatchingthehoursofthedryingyearslipby。Inspiteofthebitingcoldofthewinternight,thewindowstoodopen。Withascandalisedexclamationonherlips,theBaronessrushedforwardtocloseit。
  "Leaveitopen,"saidtheoldwomaninavoicethatforallitsweaknesscarriedanairofcommandsuchastheBaronesshadneverheardbeforefromherlips。
  "Butyouwilldieofcold!"sheexpostulated。
  "Iamdyinginanycase,"saidthevoice,"andIwanttoheartheirmusic。Theyhavecomefromfarandwidetosingthedeath-musicofmyfamily。Itisbeautifulthattheyhavecome;IamthelastvonCernogratzthatwilldieinouroldcastle,andtheyhavecometosingtome。Hark,howloudtheyarecalling!"
  Thecryofthewolvesroseonthestillwinterairandfloatedroundthecastlewallsinlong-drawnpiercingwails;theoldwomanlaybackonhercouchwithalookoflong-delayedhappinessonherface。
  "Goaway,"shesaidtotheBaroness;"Iamnotlonelyanymore。I
  amoneofagreatoldfamily……"
  "Ithinksheisdying,"saidtheBaronesswhenshehadrejoinedherguests;"Isupposewemustsendforadoctor。Andthatterriblehowling!NotformuchmoneywouldIhavesuchdeath-music。"
  "Thatmusicisnottobeboughtforanyamountofmoney,"saidConrad。
  "Hark!Whatisthatothersound?"askedtheBaron,asanoiseofsplittingandcrashingwasheard。
  Itwasatreefallinginthepark。
  Therewasamomentofconstrainedsilence,andthenthebanker'swifespoke。
  "Itistheintensecoldthatissplittingthetrees。Itisalsothecoldthathasbroughtthewolvesoutinsuchnumbers。Itismanyyearssincewehavehadsuchacoldwinter。"
  TheBaronesseagerlyagreedthatthecoldwasresponsibleforthesethings。Itwasthecoldoftheopenwindow,too,whichcausedtheheartfailurethatmadethedoctor'sministrationsunnecessaryfortheoldFraulein。Butthenoticeinthenewspaperslookedverywell-
  "OnDecember29th,atSchlossCernogratz,AmalievonCernogratz,formanyyearsthevaluedfriendofBaronandBaronessGruebel。"
  LOUIS
  "ItwouldbejollytospendEasterinViennathisyear,"saidStrudwarden,"andlookupsomeofmyoldfriendsthere。It'saboutthejolliestplaceIknowoftobeatforEaster——"
  "IthoughtwehadmadeupourmindstospendEasteratBrighton,"
  interruptedLenaStrudwarden,withanairofaggrievedsurprise。
  "YoumeanthatyouhadmadeupyourmindthatweshouldspendEasterthere,"saidherhusband;"wespentlastEasterthere,andWhitsuntideaswell,andtheyearbeforethatwewereatWorthing,andBrightonagainbeforethat。Ithinkitwouldbejustaswelltohavearealchangeofscenewhileweareaboutit。"
  "ThejourneytoViennawouldbeveryexpensive,"saidLena。
  "Youarenotoftenconcernedabouteconomy,"saidStrudwarden,"andinanycasethetripofViennawon'tcostabitmorethantherathermeaninglessluncheonpartiesweusuallygivetoquitemeaninglessacquaintancesatBrighton。Toescapefromallthatsetwouldbeaholidayinitself。"
  Strudwardenspokefeelingly;LenaStrudwardenmaintainedanequallyfeelingsilenceonthatparticularsubject。ThesetthatshegatheredroundheratBrightonandotherSouthCoastresortswascomposedofindividualswhomightbedullandmeaninglessinthemselves,butwhounderstoodtheartofflatteringMrs。
  Strudwarden。Shehadnointentionofforegoingtheirsocietyandtheirhomageandflingingherselfamongunappreciativestrangersinaforeigncapital。
  "YoumustgotoViennaaloneifyouarebentongoing,"shesaid;"I
  couldn'tleaveLouisbehind,andadogisalwaysafearfulnuisanceinaforeignhotel,besidesallthefussandseparationofthequarantinerestrictionswhenonecomesback。Louiswoulddieifhewaspartedfrommeforevenaweek。Youdon'tknowwhatthatwouldmeantome。"
  LenastoopeddownandkissedthenoseofthediminutivebrownPomeranianthatlay,snugandirresponsive,beneathashawlonherlap。
  "Lookhere,"saidStrudwarden,"thiseternalLouisbusinessisgettingtobearidiculousnuisance。Nothingcanbedone,noplanscanbemade,withoutsomevetoconnectedwiththatanimal'swhimsorconveniencebeingimposed。IfyouwereapriestinattendanceonsomeAfricanfetishyoucouldn'tsetupamoreelaboratecodeofrestrictions。Ibelieveyou'dasktheGovernmenttoputoffaGeneralElectionifyouthoughtitwouldinterferewithLouis'scomfortinanyway。"
  BywayofanswertothistiradeMrs。Strudwardenstoopeddownagainandkissedtheirresponsivebrownnose。Itwastheactionofawomanwithabeautifullymeeknature,whowould,however,sendthewholeworldtothestakesoonerthanyieldaninchwheresheknewherselftobeintheright。
  "Itisn'tasifyouwereintheleastbitfondofanimals,"wentonStrudwarden,withgrowingirritation;"whenwearedownatKerryfieldyouwon'tstirasteptotakethehousedogsout,evenifthey'redyingforarun,andIdon'tthinkyou'vebeeninthestablestwiceinyourlife。Youlaughatwhatyoucallthefussthat'sbeingmadeovertheexterminationofplumagebirds,andyouarequiteindignantwithmeifIinterfereonbehalfofanill-
  treated,over-drivenanimalontheroad。Andyetyouinsistoneveryone'splansbeingmadesubservienttotheconvenienceofthatstupidlittlemorseloffurandselfishness。"
  "YouareprejudicedagainstmylittleLouis,"saidLena,withaworldoftenderregretinhervoice。
  "I'veneverhadthechanceofbeinganythingelsebutprejudicedagainsthim,"saidStrudwarden;"Iknowwhatajollyresponsivecompanionadoggiecanbe,butI'veneverbeenallowedtoputafingernearLouis。Yousayhesnapsatanyoneexceptyouandyourmaid,andyousnatchedhimawayfromoldLadyPeterbytheotherday,whenshewantedtopethim,forfearhewouldburyhisteethinher。
  AllthatIeverseeofhimisthetopofhisunhealthy-lookinglittlenose,peepingoutfromhisbasketorfromyourmuff,andI
  occasionallyhearhiswheezylittlebarkwhenyoutakehimforawalkupanddownthecorridor。Youcan'texpectonetogetextravagantlyfondofadogofthatsort。Onemightaswellworkupanaffectionforthecuckooinacuckoo-clock。"
  "Helovesme,"saidLena,risingfromthetable,andbearingtheshawl-swathedLouisinherarms。"Helovesonlyme,andperhapsthatiswhyIlovehimsomuchinreturn。Idon'tcarewhatyousayagainsthim,Iamnotgoingtobeseparatedfromhim。IfyouinsistongoingtoViennayoumustgoalone,asfarasIamconcerned。I
  thinkitwouldbemuchmoresensibleifyouweretocometoBrightonwithLouisandme,butofcourseyoumustpleaseyourself。"
  "Youmustgetridofthatdog,"saidStrudwarden'ssisterwhenLenahadlefttheroom;"itmustbehelpedtosomesuddenandmercifulend。Lenaismerelymakinguseofitasaninstrumentforgettingherownwayondozensofoccasionswhenshewouldotherwisebeobligedtoyieldgracefullytoyourwishesortothegeneralconvenience。Iamconvincedthatshedoesn'tcareabrassbuttonabouttheanimalitself。WhenherfriendsarebuzzingroundheratBrightonoranywhereelseandthedogwouldbeintheway,ithastospendwholedaysalonewiththemaid,butifyouwantLenatogowithyouanywherewhereshedoesn'twanttogoinstantlyshetrotsouttheexcusethatshecouldn'tbeseparatedfromherdog。HaveyouevercomeintoaroomunobservedandheardLenatalkingtoherbelovedpet?Ineverhave。Ibelievesheonlyfussesoveritwhenthere'ssomeonepresenttonoticeher。"
  "Idon'tmindadmitting,"saidStrudwarden,"thatI'vedweltmorethanoncelatelyonthepossibilityofsomefatalaccidentputtinganendtoLouis'sexistence。It'snotveryeasy,though,toarrangeafatalityforacreaturethatspendsmostofitstimeinamufforasleepinatoykennel。Idon'tthinkpoisonwouldbeanygood;
  it'sobviouslyhorriblyover-fed,forI'veseenLenaofferitdaintiesattablesometimes,butitneverseemstoeatthem。"
  "LenawillbeawayatchurchonWednesdaymorning,"saidElsieStrudwardenreflectively;"shecan'ttakeLouiswithherthere,andsheisgoingontotheDellingsforlunch。Thatwillgiveyouseveralhoursinwhichtocarryoutyourpurpose。Themaidwillbeflirtingwiththechauffeurmostofthetime,and,anyhow,Icanmanagetokeepheroutofthewayonsomepretextorother。"
  "Thatleavesthefieldclear,"saidStrudwarden,"butunfortunatelymybrainisequallyablankasfarasanylethalprojectisconcerned。Thelittlebeastissomonstrouslyinactive;Ican'tpretendthatitleaptintothebathanddrowneditself,orthatittookonthebutcher'smastiffinunequalcombatandgotchewedup。
  Inwhatpossibleguisecoulddeathcometoaconfirmedbasket-
  dweller?ItwouldbetoosuspiciousifweinventedaSuffragetteraidandpretendedthattheyinvadedLena'sboudoirandthrewabrickathim。Weshouldhavetodoalotofotherdamageaswell,whichwouldberatheranuisance,andtheservantswouldthinkitoddthattheyhadseennothingoftheinvaders。"
  "Ihaveanidea,"saidElsie;"getaboxwithanair-tightlid,andboreasmallholeinit,justbigenoughtoletinanindiarubbertube。PopLouis,kennelandall,intothebox,shutitdown,andputtheotherendofthetubeoverthegas-bracket。Thereyouhaveaperfectlethalchamber。Youcanstandthekennelattheopenwindowafterwards,togetridofthesmellofgas,andallthatLenawillfindwhenshecomeshomelateintheafternoonwillbeaplacidlydefunctLouis。"
  "Novelshavebeenwrittenaboutwomenlikeyou,"saidStrudwarden;
  "youhaveaperfectlycriminalmind。Let'scomeandlookforabox。"
  Twomorningslatertheconspiratorsstoodgazingguiltilyatastoutsquarebox,connectedwiththegas-bracketbyalengthofindiarubbertubing。
  "Notasound,"saidElsie;"heneverstirred;itmusthavebeenquitepainless。AllthesameIfeelratherhorridnowit'sdone。"
  "Theghastlyparthastocome,"saidStrudwarden,turningoffthegas。"We'llliftthelidslowly,andletthegasoutbydegrees。
  Swingthedoortoandfrotosendadraughtthroughtheroom。"
  Someminuteslater,whenthefumeshadrushedoff,hestoopeddownandliftedoutthelittlekennelwithitsgrimburden。Elsiegaveanexclamationofterror。Louissatatthedoorofhisdwelling,headerectandearspricked,ascoldlyanddefiantlyinertaswhentheyhadputhimintohisexecutionchamber。Strudwardendroppedthekennelwithajerk,andstaredforalongmomentatthemiracle-
  dog;thenhewentintoapealofchatteringlaughter。
  Itwascertainlyawonderfulimitationofatruculent-lookingtoyPomeranian,andtheapparatusthatgaveforthawheezybarkwhenyoupressedithadmateriallyhelpedtheimpositionthatLena,andLena'smaid,hadfoistedonthehousehold。Forawomanwhodislikedanimals,butlikedgettingherownwayunderahaloofunselfishness,Mrs。Strudwardenhadmanagedratherwell。
  "Louisisdead,"wasthecurtinformationthatgreetedLenaonherreturnfromherluncheonparty。
  "LouisDEAD!"sheexclaimed。
  "Yes,heflewatthebutcher-boyandbithim,andhebitme,too,whenItriedtogethimoff,soIhadtohavehimdestroyed。Youwarnedmethathesnapped,butyoudidn'ttellmethathewasdownrightdangerous。Ishallhavetopaytheboysomethingheavybywayofcompensation,soyouwillhavetogowithoutthosebucklesthatyouwantedtohaveforEaster;alsoIshallhavetogotoViennatoconsultDr。Schroeder,whoisaspecialistondog-bites,andyouwillhavetocometoo。IhavesentwhatremainsofLouistoRowlandWardtobestuffed;thatwillbemyEastergifttoyouinsteadofthebuckles。ForHeaven'ssake,Lena,weep,ifyoureallyfeelitsomuch;anythingwouldbebetterthanstandingtherestaringasifyouthoughtIhadlostmyreason。"
  LenaStrudwardendidnotweep,butherattemptatlaughingwasanunmistakablefailure。
  THEGUESTS
  "Thelandscapeseenfromourwindowsiscertainlycharming,"saidAnnabel;"thosecherryorchardsandgreenmeadows,andtheriverwindingalongthevalley,andthechurchtowerpeepingoutamongtheelms,theyallmakeamosteffectivepicture。There'ssomethingdreadfullysleepyandlanguorousaboutit,though;stagnationseemstobethedominantnote。Nothingeverhappenshere;seedtimeandharvest,anoccasionaloutbreakofmeaslesoramildlydestructivethunderstorm,andalittleelectionexcitementaboutonceinfiveyears,thatisallthatwehavetomodifythemonotonyofourexistence。Ratherdreadful,isn'tit?"
  "Onthecontrary,"saidMatilda,"Ifinditsoothingandrestful;
  butthen,yousee,I'velivedincountrieswherethingsdohappen,eversomanyatatime,whenyou'renotreadyforthemhappeningallatonce。"
  "That,ofcourse,makesadifference,"saidAnnabel。
  "Ihaveneverforgotten,"saidMatilda,"theoccasionwhentheBishopofBequarpaidusanunexpectedvisit;hewasonhiswaytolaythefoundation-stoneofamission-houseorsomethingofthesort。"
  "Ithoughtthatoutthereyouwerealwayspreparedforemergencygueststurningup,"saidAnnabel。
  "IwasquitepreparedforhalfadozenBishops,"saidMatilda,"butitwasratherdisconcertingtofindoutafteralittleconversationthatthisparticularonewasadistantcousinofmine,belongingtoabranchofthefamilythathadquarrelledbitterlyandoffensivelywithourbranchaboutaCrownDerbydessertservice;theygotit,andweoughttohavegotit,insomelegacy,orelsewegotitandtheythoughttheyoughttohaveit,Iforgetwhich;anyhow,Iknowtheybehaveddisgracefully。Nowherewasoneofthemturningupintheodourofsanctity,sotospeak,andclaimingthetraditionalhospitalityoftheEast。"
  "Itwasrathertrying,butyoucouldhaveleftyourhusbandtodomostoftheentertaining。"
  "Myhusbandwasfiftymilesup-country,talkingsense,orwhatheimaginedtobesense,toavillagecommunitythatfanciedoneoftheirleadingmenwasawere-tiger。"
  "Awhattiger?"
  "Awere-tiger;you'veheardofwere-wolves,haven'tyou,amixtureofwolfandhumanbeinganddemon?Well,inthosepartstheyhavewere-tigers,orthinktheyhave,andImustsaythatinthiscase,sofarasswornanduncontestedevidencewent,theyhadeverygroundforthinkingso。However,aswegaveupwitchcraftprosecutionsaboutthreehundredyearsago,wedon'tliketohaveotherpeoplekeepingonourdiscardedpractices;itdoesn'tseemrespectfultoourmentalandmoralposition。"
  "Ihopeyouweren'tunkindtotheBishop,"saidAnnabel。
  "Well,ofcoursehewasmyguest,soIhadtobeoutwardlypolitetohim,buthewastactlessenoughtorakeuptheincidentsoftheoldquarrel,andtotrytomakeoutthattherewassomethingtobesaidforthewayhissideofthefamilyhadbehaved;eveniftherewas,whichIdon'tforamomentadmit,myhousewasnottheplaceinwhichtosayit。Ididn'targuethematter,butIgavemycookaholidaytogoandvisithisagedparentssomeninetymilesaway。
  Theemergencycookwasnotaspecialistincurries,infact,Idon'tthinkcookinginanyshapeorformcouldhavebeenoneofhisstrongpoints。Ibelieveheoriginallycametousintheguiseofagardener,butasweneverpretendedtohaveanythingthatcouldbeconsideredagardenhewasutilisedasassistantgoatherd,inwhichcapacity,Iunderstand,hegaveeverysatisfaction。WhentheBishopheardthatIhadsentawaythecookonaspecialandunnecessaryholidayhesawtheinwardnessofthemanoeuvre,andfromthatmomentwewerescarcelyonspeakingterms。IfyouhaveeverhadaBishopwithwhomyouwerenotonspeakingtermsstayinginyourhouse,youwillappreciatethesituation。"
  Annabelconfessedthatherlife-storyhadneverincludedsuchadisturbingexperience。
  "Then,"continuedMatilda,"tomakemattersmorecomplicated,theGwadlipicheeoverfloweditsbanks,athingitdideverynowandthenwhentherainswereundulyprolonged,andthelowerpartofthehouseandalltheout-buildingsweresubmerged。Wemanagedtogettheponieslooseintime,andthesyceswamthewholelotofthemofftothenearestrisingground。Agoatortwo,thechiefgoat-
  herd,thechiefgoat-herd'swife,andseveraloftheirbabiescametoanchorageintheverandah。Alltherestoftheavailablespacewasfilledupwithwet,bedraggled-lookinghensandchickens;oneneverreallyknowshowmanyfowlsonepossessestilltheservants'
  quartersarefloodedout。Ofcourse,Ihadbeenthroughsomethingofthesortinpreviousfloods,butneverbeforehadIhadahousefulofgoatsandbabiesandhalf-drownedhens,supplementedbyaBishopwithwhomIwashardlyonspeakingterms。"
  "Itmusthavebeenatryingexperience,"commentedAnnabel。
  "Moreembarrassmentsweretofollow。Iwasn'tgoingtoletamereordinaryfloodwashoutthememoryofthatCrownDerbydessertservice,andIintimatedtotheBishopthathislargebedroom,withawritingtableinit,andhissmallbath-room,withasufficiencyofcold-waterjarsinit,washisshareofthepremises,andthatspacewasrathercongestedundertheexistingcircumstances。
  However,ataboutthreeo'clockintheafternoon,whenhehadawakenedfromhismiddaysleep,hemadeasuddenincursionintotheroomthatwasnormallythedrawing-room,butwasnowdining-room,store-house,saddle-room,andhalfadozenothertemporarypremisesaswell。Fromtheconditionofmyguest'scostumeheseemedtothinkitmightalsoserveashisdressing-room。
  "'I'mafraidthereisnowhereforyoutosit,'Isaidcoldly;'theverandahisfullofgoats。'
  "'Thereisagoatinmybedroom,'heobservedwithequalcoldness,andmorethanasuspicionofsardonicreproach。
  "'Really,'Isaid,'anothersurvivor?Ithoughtalltheothergoatsweredonefor。'
  "'Thisparticulargoatisquitedonefor,'hesaid,'itisbeingdevouredbyaleopardatthepresentmoment。ThatiswhyIlefttheroom;someanimalsresentbeingwatchedwhiletheyareeating。'
  "Theleopard,ofcourse,waseasilyexplained;ithadbeenhangingroundthegoatshedswhenthefloodcame,andhadclamberedupbytheoutsidestaircaseleadingtotheBishop'sbath-room,thoughtfullybringingagoatwithit。Probablyitfoundthebath-
  roomtoodampandshut-inforitstaste,andtransferreditsbanquetingoperationstothebedroomwhiletheBishopwashavinghisnap。"
  "Whatafrightfulsituation!"exclaimedAnnabel;"fancyhavingaraveningleopardinthehouse,withafloodallroundyou。"
  "Notintheleastravening,"saidMatilda;"itwasfullofgoat,hadanyamountofwateratitsdisposalifitfeltthirsty,andprobablyhadnomoreimmediatewishthanadesireforuninterruptedsleep。
  Still,Ithinkanyonewilladmitthatitwasanembarrassingpredicamenttohaveyouronlyavailableguest-roomoccupiedbyaleopard,theverandahchokedupwithgoatsandbabiesandwethens,andaBishopwithwhomyouwerescarcelyonspeakingtermsplanteddowninyourownsitting-room。Ireallydon'tknowhowIgotthroughthosecrawlinghours,andofcoursemealtimesonlymademattersworse。Theemergencycookhadeveryexcuseforsendinginwaterysoupandsloppyrice,andasneitherthechiefgoat-herdnorhiswifewereexpertdivers,thecellarcouldnotbereached。
  FortunatelytheGwadlipicheesubsidesasrapidlyasitrises,andjustbeforedawnthesycecamesplashingback,withtheponiesonlyfetlockdeepinwater。ThentherearosesomeawkwardnessfromthefactthattheBishopwishedtoleavesoonerthantheleoparddid,andasthelatterwasensconcedinthemidstoftheformer'spersonalpossessionstherewasanobviousdifficultyinalteringtheorderofdeparture。IpointedouttotheBishopthataleopard'shabitsandtastesarenotthoseofanotter,andthatitnaturallypreferredwalkingtowading;andthatinanycaseamealofanentiregoat,washeddownwithtub-water,justifiedacertainamountofrepose;ifIhadhadgunsfiredtofrightentheanimalaway,astheBishopsuggested,itwouldprobablymerelyhaveleftthebedroomtocomeintothealreadyover-crowdeddrawing-room。Altogetheritwasratherareliefwhentheybothleft。Now,perhaps,youcanunderstandmyappreciationofasleepycountrysidewherethingsdon'thappen。"
  THEPENANCE
  OctavianRuttlewasoneofthoselivelycheerfulindividualsonwhomamiabilityhadsetitsunmistakablestamp,and,likemostofhiskind,hissoul'speacedependedinlargemeasureontheunstintedapprovalofhisfellows。Inhuntingtodeathasmalltabbycathehaddoneathingofwhichhescarcelyapprovedhimself,andhewasgladwhenthegardenerhadhiddenthebodyinitshastilyduggraveunderaloneoak-treeinthemeadow,thesametreethatthehuntedquarryhadclimbedasalastefforttowardssafety。Ithadbeenadistastefulandseeminglyruthlessdeed,butcircumstanceshaddemandedthedoingofit。Octaviankeptchickens;atleasthekeptsomeofthem;othersvanishedfromhiskeeping,leavingonlyafewbloodstainedfeatherstomarkthemanneroftheirgoing。Thetabbycatfromthelargegreyhousethatstoodwithitsbacktothemeadowhadbeendetectedinmanyfurtivevisitstothehen-coups,andafterduenegotiationwiththoseinauthorityatthegreyhouseasentenceofdeathhadbeenagreedon。"Thechildrenwillmind,buttheyneednotknow,"hadbeenthelastwordonthematter。
  ThechildreninquestionwereastandingpuzzletoOctavian;inthecourseofafewmonthsheconsideredthatheshouldhaveknowntheirnames,ages,thedatesoftheirbirthdays,andhavebeenintroducedtotheirfavouritetoys。Theyremainedhowever,asnon-committalasthelongblankwallthatshutthemofffromthemeadow,awalloverwhichtheirthreeheadssometimesappearedatoddmoments。TheyhadparentsinIndia——thatmuchOctavianhadlearnedintheneighbourhood;thechildren,beyondgroupingthemselvesgarment-wiseintosexes,agirlandtwoboys,carriedtheirlifestorynofurtheronhisbehoof。Andnowitseemedhewasengagedinsomethingwhichtouchedthemclosely,butmustbehiddenfromtheirknowledge。
  Thepoorhelplesschickenshadgoneonebyonetotheirdoom,soitwasmeetthattheirdestroyershouldcometoaviolentend;yetOctavianfeltsomequalmswhenhisshareoftheviolencewasended。
  Thelittlecat,headedofffromitswontedtracksofsafety,hadracedunfriendedfromsheltertoshelter,anditsendhadbeenratherpiteous。Octavianwalkedthroughthelonggrassofthemeadowwithasteplessjauntythanusual。Andashepassedbeneaththeshadowofthehighblankwallheglancedupandbecameawarethathishuntinghadhadundesiredwitnesses。Threewhitesetfaceswerelookingdownathim,andifeveranartistwantedathreefoldstudyofcoldhumanhate,impotentyetunyielding,ragingyetmaskedinstillness,hewouldhavefounditinthetriplegazethatmetOctavian'seye。
  "I'msorry,butithadtobedone,"saidOctavian,withgenuineapologyinhisvoice。
  "Beast!"
  Theanswercamefromthreethroatswithstartlingintensity。
  Octavianfeltthattheblankwallwouldnotbemoreimpervioustohisexplanationsthanthebunchofhumanhostilitythatpeeredoveritscoping;hewiselydecidedtowithholdhispeaceoverturestillamorehopefuloccasion。
  Twodayslaterheransackedthebestsweetshopintheneighbouringmarkettownforaboxofchocolatesthatbyitssizeandcontentsshouldfitlyatoneforthedismaldeeddoneundertheoaktreeinthemeadow。Thetwofirstspecimensthatwereshownhimhehastilyrejected;onehadagroupofchickenspicturedonitslid,theotherboretheportraitofatabbykitten。Athirdsamplewasmoresimplybedeckedwithasprayofpaintedpoppies,andOctavianhailedtheflowersofforgetfulnessasahappyomen。Hefeltdistinctlymoreateasewithhissurroundingswhentheimposingpackagehadbeensentacrosstothegreyhouse,andamessagereturnedtosaythatithadbeendulygiventothechildren。Thenextmorninghesaunteredwithpurposefulstepspastthelongblankwallonhiswaytothechicken-runandpiggerythatstoodatthebottomofthemeadow。Thethreechildrenwereperchedattheiraccustomedlook-out,andtheirrangeofsightdidnotseemtoconcernitselfwithOctavian'spresence。Ashebecamedepressinglyawareofthealoofnessoftheirgazehealsonotedastrangevariegationintheherbageathisfeet;
  thegreenswardforaconsiderablespacearoundwasstrewnandspeckledwithachocolate-colouredhail,enlivenedhereandtherewithgaytinsel-likewrappingsortheglisteningmauveofcrystallisedviolets。Itwasasthoughthefairyparadiseofagreedymindedchildhadtakenshapeandsubstanceinthevegetationofthemeadow。Octavian'sbloodmoneyhadbeenflungbackathiminscorn。
  Toincreasehisdiscomfiturethemarchofeventstendedtoshifttheblameofravagedchicken-coopsfromthesupposedculpritwhohadalreadypaidfullforfeit;theyoungchickswerestillcarriedoff,anditseemedhighlyprobablethatthecathadonlyhauntedthechicken-runtopreyontheratswhichharbouredthere。Throughtheflowingchannelsofservanttalkthechildrenlearnedofthisbelatedrevisionofverdict,andOctavianonedaypickedupasheetofcopy-bookpaperonwhichwaspainstakinglywritten:"Beast。
  Ratseatedyourchickens。"Moreardentlythaneverdidhewishforanopportunityforsloughingoffthedisgracethatenwrappedhim,andearningsomehappiernicknamefromhisthreeunsparingjudges。
  Andonedayachanceinspirationcametohim。Olivia,histwo-year-
  olddaughter,wasaccustomedtospendthehourfromhighnoontilloneo'clockwithherfatherwhilethenursemaidgobbledanddigestedherdinnerandnovelette。Aboutthesametimetheblankwallwasusuallyenlivenedbythepresenceofitsthreesmallwardens。
  Octavian,withseemingcarelessnessofpurpose,broughtOliviawellwithinhailofthewatchersandnotedwithhiddendelightthegrowinginterestthatdawnedinthathithertosternlyhostilequarter。HislittleOlivia,withhersleepyplacidways,wasgoingtosucceedwherehe,withhisanxiouswell-meantovertures,hadsosignallyfailed。Hebroughtheralargeyellowdahlia,whichshegraspedtightlyinonehandandregardedwithastareofbenevolentboredom,suchasonemightbestowonamateurclassicaldancingperformedinaidofadeservingcharity。Thenheturnedshylytothegroupperchedonthewallandaskedwithaffectedcarelessness,"Doyoulikeflowers?"Threesolemnnodsrewardedhisventure。
  "Whichsortsdoyoulikebest?"heasked,thistimewithadistinctbetrayalofeagernessinhisvoice。
  "Thosewithallthecolours,overthere。"Threechubbyarmspointedtoadistanttangleofsweetpea。Child-like,theyhadaskedforwhatlayfarthestfromhand,butOctaviantrottedoffgleefullytoobeytheirwelcomebehest。Hepulledandpluckedwithunsparinghand,andbroughteveryvarietyoftintthathecouldseeintohisbunchthatwasrapidlybecomingabundle。Thenheturnedtoretracehissteps,andfoundtheblankwallblankerandmoredesertedthanever,whiletheforegroundwasvoidofalltraceofOlivia。Fardownthemeadowthreechildrenwerepushingago-cartattheutmostspeedtheycouldmusterinthedirectionofthepiggeries;itwasOlivia'sgo-cartandOliviasatinit,somewhatbumpedandshakenbythepaceatwhichshewasbeingdriven,butapparentlyretainingherwontedcomposureofmind。Octavianstaredforamomentattherapidlymovinggroup,andthenstartedinhotpursuit,sheddingasheranspraysofblossomfromthemassofsweet-peathathestillclutchedinhishands。Fastasheranthechildrenhadreachedthepiggerybeforehecouldovertakethem,andhearrivedjustintimetoseeOlivia,wonderingbutunprotesting,hauledandpusheduptotheroofoftheneareststy。Theywereoldbuildingsinsomeneedofrepair,andthericketyroofwouldcertainlynothaveborneOctavian'sweightifhehadattemptedtofollowhisdaughterandhercaptorsontheirnewvantageground。
  "Whatareyougoingtodowithher?"hepanted。Therewasnomistakingthegrimtrendofmischiefinthoseflushedbysternlycomposedyoungfaces。
  "Hangherinchainsoveraslowfire,"saidoneoftheboys。
  EvidentlytheyhadbeenreadingEnglishhistory。
  "Frowherdownthepigswilld'vourher,everybit'ceptthepalmsofherhands,"saidtheotherboy。ItwasalsoevidentthattheyhadstudiedBiblicalhistory。
  ThelastproposalwastheonewhichmostalarmedOctavian,sinceitmightbecarriedintoeffectatamoment'snotice;therehadbeencases,heremembered,ofpigseatingbabies。
  "Yousurelywouldn'ttreatmypoorlittleOliviainthatway?"hepleaded。
  "Youkilledourlittlecat,"cameinsternreminderfromthreethroats。
  "I'msorryIdid,"saidOctavian,andifthereisastandardmeasurementintruthsOctavian'sstatementwasassuredlyalargenine。
  "Weshallbeverysorrywhenwe'vekilledOlivia,"saidthegirl,"butwecan'tbesorrytillwe'vedoneit。"
  Theinexorablechild-logicroselikeanunyieldingrampartbeforeOctavian'sscaredpleadings。Beforehecouldthinkofanyfreshlineofappealhisenergieswerecalledoutinanotherdirection。
  Oliviahadslidofftheroofandfallenwithasoft,unctuoussplashintoamorassofmuckanddecayingstraw。Octavianscrambledhastilyoverthepigstywalltoherrescue,andatoncefoundhimselfinaquagmirethatengulfedhisfeet。Olivia,afterthefirstshockofsurpriseathersuddendropthroughtheair,hadbeenmildlypleasedatfindingherselfincloseandunstintedcontactwiththestickyelementthatoozedaroundher,butasshebegantosinkgentlyintothebedofslimeafeelingdawnedonherthatshewasnotafterallveryhappy,andshebegantocryinthetentativefashionofthenormallygoodchild。Octavian,battlingwiththequagmire,whichseemedtohavelearnedtherareartofgivingwayatallpointswithoutyieldinganinch,sawhisdaughterslowlydisappearingintheengulfingslush,hersmearedfacefurtherdistortedwiththecontortionsofwhimperingwonder,whilefromtheirperchonthepigstyroofthethreechildrenlookeddownwiththecoldunpityingdetachmentoftheParcaeSisters。
  "Ican'treachherintime,"gaspedOctavian,"she'llbechokedinthemuck。Won'tyouhelpher?"
  "Noonehelpedourcat,"cametheinevitablereminder。
  "I'lldoanythingtoshowyouhowsorryIamaboutthat,"criedOctavian,withafurtherdesperateflounder,whichcarriedhimscarcelytwoinchesforward。
  "Willyoustandinawhitesheetbythegrave?"
  "Yes,"screamedOctavian。
  "Holdingacandle?"
  "An'saying'I'mamiserableBeast'?"
  Octavianagreedtobothsuggestions。
  "Foralong,longtime?"
  "Forhalfanhour,"saidOctavian。Therewasananxiousringinhisvoiceashenamedthetime-limit;wastherenottheprecedentofaGermankingwhodidopen-airpenanceforseveraldaysandnightsatChristmas-timecladonlyinhisshirt?FortunatelythechildrendidnotappeartohavereadGermanhistory,andhalfanhourseemedlongandgoodlyintheireyes。
  "Allright,"camewiththreefoldsolemnityfromtheroof,andamomentlaterashortladderhadbeenlaboriouslypushedacrosstoOctavian,wholostnotimeinproppingitagainstthelowpigstywall。Scramblinggingerlyalongitsrungshewasabletoleanacrossthemorassthatseparatedhimfromhisslowlyfounderingoffspringandextractherlikeanunwillingcorkfromit'sslushyembrace。Afewminuteslaterhewaslisteningtotheshrillandrepeatedassurancesofthenursemaidthatherpreviousexperienceoffilthyspectacleshadbeenonanotablysmallerscale。
  ThatsameeveningwhentwilightwasdeepeningintodarknessOctaviantookuphispositionaspenitentundertheloneoak-tree,havingfirstcarefullyundressedthepart。Cladinazephyrshirt,whichonthisoccasionthoroughlymeriteditsname,heheldinonehandalightedcandleandintheotherawatch,intowhichthesoulofadeadplumberseemedtohavepassed。Aboxofmatcheslayathisfeetandwasresortedtoonthefairlyfrequentoccasionswhenthecandlesuccumbedtothenightbreezes。Thehouseloomedinscrutableinthemiddledistance,butasOctavianconscientiouslyrepeatedtheformulaofhispenancehefeltcertainthatthreepairsofsolemneyeswerewatchinghismoth-sharedvigil。
  Andthenextmorninghiseyesweregladdenedbyasheetofcopy-bookpaperlyingbesidetheblankwall,onwhichwaswrittenthemessage"Un-Beast。"
  THEPHANTOMLUNCHEON
  "TheSmithly-DubbsareinTown,"saidSirJames。"Iwishyouwouldshowthemsomeattention。AskthemtolunchwithyouattheRitzorsomewhere。"
  "FromthelittleI'veseenoftheSmithly-DubbsIdon'tthingIwanttocultivatetheiracquaintance,"saidLadyDrakmanton。
  "Theyalwaysworkforusatelectiontimes,"saidherhusband;"I
  don'tsupposetheyinfluenceverymanyvotes,buttheyhaveanunclewhoisononeofmywardcommittees,andanotherunclespeakssometimesatsomeofourlessimportantmeetings。Thosesortofpeopleexpectsomereturnintheshapeofhospitality。"
  "Expectit!"exclaimedLadyDrakmanton;"theMissesSmithly-Dubbdomorethanthat;theyalmostdemandit。Theybelongtomyclub,andhangaboutthelobbyjustaboutlunch-time,allthreeofthem,withtheirtongueshangingoutoftheirmouthsandthesix-courselookintheireyes。IfIweretobreathetheword'lunch'theywouldhustlemeintoataxiandscream'Ritz'or'Dieudonne's'tothedriverbeforeIknewwhatwashappening。"
  "Allthesame,Ithinkyououghttoaskthemtoamealofsomesort,"persistedSirJames。